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16 Months later under the Democrats

Part 1 In just 16 months. Remember the election in 2006? Thought you might like to read the following:

A little over 16 MONTHS ago:

1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
3) The unemployment rate was 4.5%.

Since voting in a Democratic Congress in 2006 we have seen:

1) Consumer confidence plummet to the lowest point in over 75 years;
2) The cost of regular gasoline soar to over $4.50 a gallon;
3) Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);
4) American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);
5) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;
6) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.

America voted for change in 2006, and we got it!

Remember it is Congress that makes laws; not the President. He has to work with what’s handed to him.

Quote of the Day……..’My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it. ?? — Barack Obama

Part 2:

Taxes.. Whether Democrat or a Republican you will find these statistics enlightening and amazing.

www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.html

Taxes under Clinton 1999……………………….Taxes under Bush 2008
Single making 30K - tax $8,400…………………Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $14,000……………….Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $23,250 ………………Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K - tax $16,800……………..Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $21,000……………..Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $38,750……………Married making 125K - tax $31,250

Obama will return to the higher tax rates. It is amazing how many people that fall into the categories above think Bush is screwing them and Bill Clinton was the greatest President ever. If Obama is elected, he said he will repeal the Bush tax cuts and a good portion of the people that fall into the categories above can’t wait for it to happen.

This is like the movie The Sting with Paul Newman; you scam somebody out of some money and they don’t even know what happened.

PART 3:

You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Boy, am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us.

I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.

I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I have included the URL’s for verification of all the following facts.

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.
Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP…/01/ldt.0.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP…01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP…01/ldt.01.html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP…01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.
Verify at: cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.htmlhref

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP…01/ldt.01.html

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that’s two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP…12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S. from the Southern border.
Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12. The National Policy Institute estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.
Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.o…eportation.pdf

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. ‘The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.
Verify at: http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

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If you do not see 1:00 The Antichrist, then switch to the 25th, 1:00 PM, and read the description, if you can watch it, then do it.

I laughed, and HARD, all through this show, when they were describing the antichrist, the apacolypse setup, what would happen, etc. it was EVERYTHING that Obama has ever said, rather, promised that he would do.

Liberals like to call Reagan or Cheney the Antichrist, but Reagan has no similarities (other than being handsome) and Cheney has none whatsoever (hes ugly, sorry cheney) and while i don’t think Obama is good looking, everybody else seems to think so, so i guess he even qualifies for the rule that he “will be beautiful”

But in all seriousness, i can only hope obama is the antichrist, because i can laugh in the fat faces of all those idiots that thought he was the second coming. And thats why i cant wait for the comments to roll it, because liberals love to make him out to be some kind of god, like he can do no wrong, any time bad things come out about him, it is ignored, and polls are unaffected.

I finally checked up ACC studios, looking for the 4th issue of liberality for all.

well i decided to catch up, i would re-read the first three, and i got to the end of the third one, and they kept talking about this “annie” that would no be safe to take on the rescue mission, because she would kill everyone. I was confused on who this might be (maybe Coulter?) so i googled it, well all i came across were shitloads of sites that were bashing it.

so get this, as if they all were copy-pasting each other, they all said the same thing

What is this neo-con right wing bullshit polluting our comic books? the scenario isnt even realistic!

and thank God for that, because if it WERE realistic, i would have already killed you.

its a shame that back in the day, spider-man, batman, green arrow, iron man, etc had nothing to do with politics, on occasion they would go off to beat the shit out of hitler or somthing, but thats it. nowadays we have left wing pinko commie bullshit everywhere we turn! all of the above heroes have become these liberal bastards who are hunting conservatives, now stop.

hammer time.

wait…from a left wing point of view…if you have a power, you shouldnt use it, because its unfair, and advantages are bad, from i right wing view, if you have powers, its your duty to use them for the betterment of the world, you have been given a gift that should not be used selfishly.

from a left wing point of view, violence is the worst thing you can do, and justice is up to a group of people, not one person, from a right wing, violence is the only way to stop the violent, and justice is something any good person can decide.

could you imagine batman asking the joker if he would want to talk about it? the joker has NO reason for doing what he does, he just does it, you cant negotiate that, even with candy you pussy liberals, remember what happed when peter parker decided to take the liberal approach? when he decided justice is only for those who deserve it? now he may, or may not have still become a super hero if he had captured the guy…but you have to ask, what if thats how all super heroes felt? if batman had decided that because he was not a jury, he was not allowed to pursue and bring justice onto criminals?

just look at civil war.

out superheroes, EMBLEMS of justice, used to have good morals, used to ignore politics and instead fight for safety and freedom, they have gone to hell.

has spider man even taken a trip to the middle east to take out osama bin laden? F*CK NO, you know why? cause of the liberal agenda among these gay ass writers now a days instead, they have saying fuck you to conservatives, they have superheroes plotting to kill bush, etc.

so when we get ONE

JUST ONE

fucking comic book, about a liberal controlled future

ONE COMIC BOOK

against the bullshit of v for vendetta

ONE

against the civil war series

JUST ONE F*CKIN COMIC BOOK

and they are apeshit, comic book stores around here wont order them, saying its immoral, so i have to order it from the internet, there are no other ACC fans out there, because of BIAS, and you know whats the dumbest part?

Fun Fact: Liberals only feel strong in numbers

The ONLY places bashing this book, and then holding “discussions” about it, are liberal websites, where every post is another theory that just sits there and is agreed by all the other theory posters who share the same friggin views as them, thats like going to a debate club full of 50 cent fans and asking them to debate why 50 cent sucks, all your gonna get is a bunch of people saying “f*ck you” to the questionnaire and everybody agreeing on some douche bag’s crackpot theory about 50 cent being the rap exodus

Thats why i like burned by the man, though that pot head hasn’t posted in a while, its mostly just me and red. Burned deserves more writers, and more viewers dudes.

note: I am a vocal conservative republican on several art sites, so don’t say i surround myself with fellow conservatives, the internet hates me, and so do most of my friends (just the other day one friend found out i ordered a life size stand up of president Bush, and asked me how the f*ck has he been friends with me for so long? truth is, my friends don’t hang out with me much anymore, since they found out i was a conservative, i guess you can chalk that up to liberal behavior.

Summary: Liberals, as always, have no problem with(and in fact probably don’t even notice anymore) bias, until its bias in a conservative way, in which case there are uproars [See:. Religion ; Media ; Speech]

I would like to make a special note, that a long while back, Comic Buyer’s Guide #1618 had and article on “liberality for all” congrats CBG, your not Bias.

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Expelled Trailer

Finally, a nice long trailer, to get you thinking about this movie. and I couldn’t agree more, in fact, if i didn’t know better, I would think Ben stole some of these ideas, and lines from me.

A liberal future would have us without God, Indeed we would have no thought left in the future, we will trust in nothing but science, our imagination, our thinking, and our God will be left to die with the very same men who created science.

OR so I would say I am.

What is NOT art, but claimed to be:

Paint vomited onto canvas

Persepolis

Shitting graphite onto a giant piece of paper, rolling it up, and smashing it into a canvas

Abortion

Starving dogs

Now the starving dog thing is old, but I don’t care, i just found out about it.

THIS IS PROOF OF LIBERAL HYPOCRISY!

we are cruel to animals because we keep them as pets, or we are cruel for not treating them as gods, but here they are STARVING A DOG (ultimately killing it) in the name of “art” ( http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2007/10/dog_publicly_st.html)

Recently, some dumb bitch proved the stupidity of liberals “no, you can’t kill him, all he did was rape and eviscerate 12 children on camera and admitted it proudly!” “Oh wait, that baby? Fuck that thing, its not interesting, kill the bitch, I think it gave me a dirty look” don’t deny it, its the truth. Now they are killing babies as “art”

Source: http://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24513

I am an artist, and work professionally, and i hate what art has become, libertards just love to sully the good names of our past

marriage : f*ck marriage, no, just because its been created by a church that does not condone gay behavior doesn’t mean it cant belong to gays, and screw you sir for trying to keep your religion sacred, why don’t YOU go and get a civil union instead?

History: no sir, f*ck your history too, for we mighty liberals are forward thinkers, and history is no longer allowed to share any view but ours, yes, we shall take credit for what the republicans did in the civil war!

And of course, art: oh yes, I am familiar with to works of Monet, but do I give a damn? the answer is no, not unless Monet painted through his urethra, or some other orifice on his body, no we will not recognize art to be a creative medium for thought provoking, for we shall strip traditional creativity (because history is disgusting) and create our own version, you silly bastard. Quickly Jambi, shove that tube up my asshole so that we may commence my anal painting!

Starving dogs, killing babies, and throwing paint from your asshole IS NOT CREATIVE it’s not some artistic pioneering! What, do you morons think that in the future we will create works of art rivaling that of Da Vinci, using such retarded “techniques”? Or do you think all future portraits of world leaders will be done using your rectum as an airbrush? The next water lilies will be painted from the blood of dead babies using the fur of dead dogs?

I’m sick of this country’s scum, and I’m calling for another civil war, pussies without guns or fighting knowhow, to the left, and martial artists with boom sticks and an itch trigger finger to the right!

Coming soon (maybe): Civil War: It’s our second time baby, let’s not be so gentle.

What the hell has happened to the world? weve got all these jackasses running around, making it difficult to hold back your gun.

Seriously, weve got a third grader crossdressing and wanting to be called by a girls name (what the F*ck? i thought that only happened in shota hentai!) weve got demented third graders that plot to kill their teacher for telling a student to get off her desk, and weve got ninth graders that look like third graders

i blame the mcdonalds food hormones, i dont have a problem with them untill parents decide to stop cooking alltogether and just shove kids meals down the kids tiny throats, i couldnt believe when i saw some kids at the local highschool, i was walking in to drop off somthing for my little brother, when i see these 4 foot tall kids coming out of a classroom, wearing school IDs and backpacks!

F*CKING PARENTS, does nobody have control anymore? weve already heard storys here about dumbass parents letting their little shit-bottomed brats run around punching and kicking strangers, but those same parents are also getting their kids all fudged up, either eating nothing but mcdonalds, or nothing but health-food shit, CHILDREN CANNOT GROW WITHOUT MEAT.

a friend of mine went out to eat with his dumbfuck liberal girlfriend, expecting she was going to treat him with FOOD, who knew going out to eat actually meant eating? she took the poor fool to a vegetarian place (also known as a center of frail pseudo-humans) he refused to “eat” because he wasnt hungry (he was hungry, but theres nothing filling about carrot sticks) she paid EIGHT DOLLARS, EIGHT, for her SALAD MEAL! look, i paid SIX dollars a few days ago at a texas road house for a half pound mushroom swiss burger, days before i payed TEN DOLLARS for UNLIMITED steak, cook RARE, nice and bloody!

not suprising, she dumped him, because unlike herself, he isnt retarded.

I dont hate veggies, i actually like mushrooms, carrots when cooked right, cabbage,tomatoes, peas, squash, etc, but NOT WITHOUT MEAT! when i become ruler of the world, i will force meat upon everyone, and make sure that i personally slaughter the animals infront of peta members.

The GameStop Conspiracy has recently been noticed by everyone I talk too around this wonderful nation. It seems that most GameStops have removed most of their ethnic staff and replaced them with a White Nerd/Hot Chick combo. I thought it was simply coincidence but we have 11 GameStops within a 15 mile radius. So I drove to all of them on a search for a rare item an 10 out of the 11 stores had this white nerd and hot chick combo. The last store went above and beyond with two girls and one nerd guy. Don’t get me wrong it is a smart system to have a nerd who knows everything about the games and a female to attract the gamers and flirt. It seems to have worked. Since this new system has been in place the prices they offer have shot to almost nothing yet they pull in a lot of business.

Out of curiosity I followed this a bit more. I hunted down one of the old darker workers that I used to chum it up with and asked him what happened. He responded with this “WWB”, I asked WTF that meant and he enlightened me that it meant “Working While Black”. I asked him how does he figure and he told me that there were 5 black guys working and all 5 were dismissed within a week without cause. I figured this was a random pissy manager doing a getting a little retribution for his mother slimeballing a brother on the side. It turns out that all of brothers from 10 out of the 11 stores were dismissed and replaced with this new regime. So still wondering if it was a local thing, I asked about 20 gamers I know online and all noticed this same worker arrangement.

What caused this new Final Solution that seems to have put a lot of people out of work and given their jobs to petite little white girls who do not know what a Nintendo is? I am just curious; it was a smart business move but completely wrong on an ethic and moral ground. Since when has business been a moral situation anyways.

I have never met a soccer mom who could competently drive. If you notice that 9 times out of ten when someone is riding your ass and waving their arms around it is some 45 year old woman who dresses like she is 20 in a Buick Rendezvous, Vibe, Aztek, Honda Pilot and last but not least GM’s Envoy. No matter what almost daily one of these lifeless fruits cut me off in traffic, pulling out of McDonald’s without ever looking for traffic. I am assuming they do this from the simple fact they have absolute no value of a buck since they never earned a dollar in their life. They suckle off the tit of that poor sappy husband they managed to land with a well given hummer back in 1992(his last one), and she manages to guilt him into staying “For The Kids”. This leaves her 6-8 hours a day to run the roads plugging who she wants and spending his hard earned cash and all she has to do in life is vacuum once a month. How can these lowly women justify their existence. They do literally jack shit while their husbands spend their lives busting ass and working day and night just to provide the bare necessities and to try and keep that womans spending habits under wraps. All this time she thinks she is the one giving it all and suffering and complaining to her friends. If these husbands would suck it up and leave then maybe she would have to get a job, maybe she wouldn’t have all this time to run the roads from personal trainer to the mall to the health food store to the palates class to who in the hell knows, and maybe she wouldn’t cut me off a dozen time in the Rendezvous you so over lovingly gave her to trash and piss me off with.

I have decided that I am going to pick myself up a 1982 Buick Elektra to drive around with, from here on out my goal is to ass pack anything that pulls out in front of me. That’s right, your precious cargo is going to get in a collision and the best part I will not be at fault. I will only hit them if they pull out in front of me which will happen at least 5 times in the 2 mile stretch i drive. Teach your woman how to drive, especially when they have you four screaming brats in the backseat..

If everyone would take this stand we would wipe out a nice 10% of America’s stupidity in the matter of weeks. We could never hope for such a thing seeing as American’s in general have put so many safety features in to our life to ensure that stupidity lives on. We need to stop protecting the ignorant and let nature take it’s course.

We as humans need to band together and wipe out all the safety features and let the people of lesser mental capacity do their thing. This is how it was intended and how it should be.

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138,126 People

Natural disasters in 1979

• Windsor Locks, Connecticut Tornado

People who died on August 29 (various years)

• 2007 - Alfred Peet, Dutch-American entrepreneur and the founder of Peet’s Coffee & Tea
• 2007 - Pierre Messmer, French politician and Prime Minister
• 2007 - Richard Jewell, central figure in the 1996 Centennial Olympic Park bombing
• 2004 - Hans Vonk, Dutch conductor
• 2003 - Michel Constantin, French film actor
• 2003 - Patrick Procktor, English artist
• 2003 - Ayatollah Sayed Mohammed Baqir al-Hakim, Iraqi political leader (b.1939)
• 2002 - Alan MacNaughtan, Scottish actor
• 2001 - Francisco Rabal, Spanish actor
• 2000 - Willie Maddren, English former footballer
• 1995 - Frank Perry, American film director
• 1992 - Teddy Turner, comedian
• 1989 - Peter Scott, English explorer, naturalist, and painter
• 1987 - Lee Marvin, American actor
• 1987 - Archie Campbell, American country music comedian
• 1984 - Muhammad Naguib, Egyptian statesman
• 1982 - Ingrid Bergman, Swedish actress
• 1981 - Lowell Thomas, American writer and broadcaster
• 1977 - Brian McGuire, Australian racing driver
• 1976 - Kazi Nazrul Islam, Bengali poet, musician, revolutionary and philosopher
• 1976 - Jimmy Reed, American blues singer
• 1975 - Eamon de Valera, first Taoiseach and third President of Ireland
• 1972 - Lale Andersen, German singer
• 1968 - Ulysses S. Grant III, American soldier and planner
• 1966 - Sayyid Qutb, Egyptian theoretician
• 1935 - Queen Astrid of Belgium
• 1931 - David Abercrombie, Abercrombie & Fitch founder
• 1930 - William Archibald Spooner, English writer
• 1904 - Murad V, Ottoman Sultan
• 1891 - Pierre Lallement, inventor of the bicycle (b. 1843 or 1844)
• 1889 - Stefan Dunjov, Banat Bulgarian military figure
• 1877 - Brigham Young, American religious leader and western settler
• 1856 - Mary Anne Schimmelpenninck, British Christian writer
• 1844 - Edmund Ignatius Rice, Irish founder of the Christian Brothers and Presentation Brothers
• 1799 - Pope Pius VI
• 1780 - Jacques-Germain Soufflot, French architect
• 1769 - Edmund Hoyle, English author and teacher
• 1712 - Gregory King, English statistician
• 1657 - John Lilburne, English dissenter
• 1542 - Cristovão da Gama, Portuguese soldier (born c. 1516)
• 1526 - King Louis II of Hungary and Bohemia (killed in battle)
• 1442 - John VI, Duke of Brittany
• 1395 - Duke Albert III of Austria
• 1123 - King Eystein I of Norway (b. ca. 1088)
• 1093 - Hugh I, Duke of Burgundy
• 886 - Basil I, Byzantine Emperor (b. 811)

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Firs is the Zombie Survival Test.
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This one made me Giggle, How Many 5 Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight.
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Well there is a nice selection to keep you occupied for a minute.

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I am about as patriotic as they get, and i will put up with all types of atrocities our government might try to passover on us, but the one thing i will not do is give up my guns. Giving up my guns is giving up the right to protect myself and my family. Asking me to give up my guns is leaving me unprotected.

I can see our country heading down a dark socialism type path similar to the Stalin era Russia. Democrats are seizing control and pushing more of their bs on us. Along with forcing the working class to pay for irresponsible people to create equality they want to rip away our only form of defense. It makes me truely sad that America is headed down a dark path and the people let it simply because they have more interesting to do. Back in the day when their was a lack of entertainment people would rally up against an injustice simply out of boredom, now even people who do care are too preoccupied with daily life and tv, internet, video games etc.

We have been living with a half Socialism lifestyle for too long now and we are used to it. Our country takes from the workers to reward people who opt not to do nothing with their lives. It isn’t my fault some lady decided she wanted to be a hoe and had 6 kids, i didn’t stick her so why should i pay. I don’t have children because i can not give them the extreme good life i think they deserve, but i get to pay for everyone else who deosn’t take the time or effort to get a job and the people who get rewarded for having kids and being poor. We shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior, we should be making it harder and making the situation unbearable so people will think first. But instead we will give them money, and in return for our government giving them money they will vote how they are told.

So basically, the working class gives money to the government, the government gives the money to the poor, and the poor vote in more people who will give away more money. So basically in the long run we are paying out the ass to get our rights taken away.

*Sigh*

Sorry for the 5am rant:(

Question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Texan’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click… RELOAD!!!!!

Wife: “Sweetheart, he looks like he’s still moving, what do you kids think?”

Son: “Mom’s right Dad, I saw it too…”

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: “Nice grouping Daddy!”

(I took this grom a site but it’ damn funny)

Driver who was high on cocaine evading police opted to drive into a cornfield. After 4 cop cars were totaled the 34 year old man finally stopped when he wrecked in a ditch. This took place in Dussen in the Netherlands. Now we know what cocaine does to a cornfield.

Today marks a day of shit that is fucking awesome! Hot dogs, corn on the cob, baked beans, apple pie and laziness all wrapped into one non-working weekday. Hell yeah, mother fucker!

America, the country where I live, is basically the greatest country on this planet and of course the rest of the world is a bunch of hataz that need to suck our dongs and munch our boxes. That’s right. I said it and everyone needs to recognize.

Where else can you be stupid, fat, lazy, unemployed, fat, obnoxious, fat, ignorant, intolerant, fat and RICH! How fuckin’ cool is that?! That’s true freedom. How could you not be jealous of this? Oh wait, it’s impossible and that’s why every other country on the planet is a bunch of crybaby pussy faggots!

Mexicans are risking their lives to sneak across the border to come and get some of this yummy junk. Chinese folks are stowing themselves away on boats to come and get up in this. Africans are getting really good at basketball to get here. Who can blame them. It’s fucking sweet as shit here.

Let’s look at the rest of the world for a moment. Europe is fucking gay. Russia is stupid, cold, big and poor. China is America’s bitch because badass corporations like Wal-Mart get all those fucking losers to make all their shit really cheap so we can rock out with low prices. You might say, “But China has a $1 Trillion surplus. Isn’t that scary for us?” Uh, no! Who cares. Go do my dry cleaning or something. Africa is really hot and it sucks. Don’t even get me started on the Middle East. Talk about poor urban planning. America needs to put the smack down on them and level that sand pit. Basically, everywhere else totally sucks compared to us.

When you’re sitting around on the 4th pondering all this awesome shit and you turn on the TV and see some pussy news reporter telling you how bad of a country we are for doing this or that, remember that they are full of shit and need to be shipped off to one of those butthole Middle Eastern countries if its so bad here. Make sure they get a good lick of your balls in first.

To quote one of the greatest movies of all time. “America, Fuck Yeah!”

Hi there, this is Kusoyarou-san, or, incase you cant translate, Mr. Shit-man, because I LOVE to throw shit (it pisses people off.) but not just shit, shit that makes actual sense, SO! onto the assault using shitty words as my internet projectile weapon of choice!

Even being a conservative, I choose to watch the colbert report from time to time…in the same way I choose not to be gay, or wait, is it a choice? sometime last week colbert has on some guy talking about what kind of physical traits fags have, something about your fingers, and the direction of the whorl on your head (haha, no. im serious) and colbert asked if this is somthing you get when you choose to be gay, and of course the guy uses this finger and whorl shit to convince everyone its prenatal, okay then, this brings up the “YOUR BORN GAY AND YOU CANT HELP IT YOU STUPID STRAIGHT GUY!” thing.

Yea, about that, for the longest time ive had somthing that ive always wanted to use to piss off the fags and liberals, and now i have the chance! If homosexuality is a prenatal sexual trait, then would it not be safe to assume that beastiality, peadophilia, and plushophilia are also prenatal? So wait, your telling me some people are just destined to fuck teddy bears?! OH CRUEL WORLD! damn you build-a-bear DAMN YOU FOR ALLOWING THEM TO LIVE OUT THEIR PERFECT FANTASYS! DAMN YOU FOR HAVING AN ASSORTMENT OF ITEMS TO FURTHER ENCOURAGE THE BONERS OF PLUSHY FUCKERS EVERYWHERE! Oh and in case youre wondering, yea, its a real thing.

Okay so back to whatever the hell, now, we have one of three choices here, if sexual preference is prenatal, than we have to either

1) Let those evil child fuckers out of jail, along with chicken lovers and horse humpers. (errr, second thought, this isnt even an option)

2) Make homosexuality punishable by the same terms as other (out of the ordinary…and damn sick) disturbed sexual preferences. (jail for gays? awsome, its the middle ages once again! boy, fetch my sword, we are to hunt homos tonight!)

OR

3) Go the way of paedophilia, beastiality, incest, plush-fucks, and announce homosexuality as A MENTAL DISEASE (i’ll miss the sword kills, but this works too…plus its funnier)

Huh, look at that , justice for all, ya? No wait, not for all! WHERE IS MY STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE?! Oh yes, we cant have straight pride parades, straight communitys, straight districts, or anything of the sort, because THAT would be some kinda unfair hate crime, because if I announce “HEY WORLD, IM STRAIGHT AND IM PROUD” then take a chug of my guinness and slap my wifes ass and grab my belt than I hate gays…

So to end this, I just wanna say, dont hate somebody because there different, hate them cause of how they express it!

I went to my local small-town strip club last night with friends. Here are a few things I noticed:

What’s the fuck is up with strippers dancing to butt-rock??? Let me let these sluts in on a little secret…Nickelback, Hinder, Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed are about the least likely of all types of music to give me an extra large veiny boner and in turn empty my pockets of all Washington’s to store between your jelly and the elastic strap holding the whole production together. Nickelback has been part of the death of real rock music and I don’t want it fraternizing with my sluts dancing on a pole. Hinder (Nickelback Light) is no better. Also, all these juggalo skanks need to realize that when I checked my huge fucking wall calendar this morning, it said 2007! Limp Bizkit, Korn and Creed were some of the worst parts of a much rather forgotten era that never needs to be revisited unless it’s on one of those crappy VH1 “I Love the Late 90’s/Early 2000’s” episodes where the D-list comedians ruin their careers even further by trying to make obvious and witty remarks over tv clips.

Next, I would love to see the dictionary of stripper names one of these days. It’s probably like two fucking pages long. Bambi, Candy (sometimes with an ‘i’), Cocoa (if she’s black), Diamond…have I covered them all yet??? I think this place actually had two Bambi’s. Let’s not just get the seminal juices going, but also the creative juices. Maybe call the person that named “Bjork” and see if they have any other spare crazy fucking names they could loan you. It might be more interesting than Shasta.

Now I know where these creep ball sexual deviants I see on NBC’s Dateline: To Catch a Predator actually come from. There was a fat 18-year old loser still wearing his Arby’s uniform sitting in the front row feeding out money like a loose slot machine. This guy showed no emotion and had a creepy mustache. He’s probably already serverly fucked in the head from looking at the other 80% of the Internet, which is all pornography or other things in the same ballpark and wanted to try his luck with a REAL smelly snatch in his face. When this guy shows up on Dateline with a 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice, condoms and a cucumber at the house and the camera crew walks out, I’ll be able to tell everyone that I knew that fucker was gonna be on this shit. And it just makes those women that much more of mega-skanks to know that they rub their stinky roast beef (maybe Big Montana?) up and down his fat, acne-laden face. “I’m thinking Arby’s!”

And what about the DJ? Did you get turned down for employment as peep show mop man? You get paid nothing to be there and play the shitty music and you barely make any tips to cover it anyway. I’m not gonna pay some hair metal burnout to play Nickelback or Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”. Doesn’t the sleazeball owner of the club know he can just buy a computer that will shuffles all of those loser bands up? It would probably cost him more to buy the program then to keep the burnout employed, working off of zero tips and the dream that one day he might actually get to bag one of his disgusting co-workers. It’s pretty bad when he can’t even get some cat from these single mothers.

Anyway, I highly suggest you get drunk and high before you go to your next local strip club. It makes it that much better. Unless you live in Dallas, LA, NY, Miami or 5 other places where you might actually want to fuck any of the girls onstage.

Peace out like a trout.
-Mr. B

Chuck Norris, just turned 67 in March Died two hours after being admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Florida. He was vacationing in Clearwater, FL. when witness Thomas Scott said, “He just fell off of the jet ski, the Scuba rental manager came out and pulled him back to shore. An ambulance was there within 5 minutes and took him away.”

Witnesses say he made it to the hospital at approximately 7:30pm (EST), and was pronounced dead at 9:40pm. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris left behind a loving wife and 5 children. Chuck was an outspoken conservative republican and was very vocal with his views. Chuck wrote a column for WorldNetDaily. Chuck Norris had almost 40 movies under his belt which began in the late 60’s..

Chuck Norris, you will be missed my friend R.I.P.

Well i am not a huge fan of wrestling, but i have always like Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit apparently flipped out and strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son, he then hung himself with one of his weight machines. They found a lot of steroids at his place which authorities are assuming this is one of the reasons for his rage. After Chris Benoit murdered his wife and son they say hehung himself up to a day later.

Chris Benoit was married for 7 years and when they found Chris Benoit was hanged everyone was in shock. Chris Benoit has always been a wholesome family an but apperently he had some deep seeded shit and he just flipped. Benoit’s wife filed for divorce in 2003.

Benoit’s 43 year old wife was bound by her hands and feet, there was blood under her head so you can assume there was a struggle. They don’t know if the steroids caused him to flip out, but Mr. Perfects father blamed the steroids for his sons death. Kurt henning died from a steroid and painkiller overdose 3 years ago (listen to the song by Macho Man Randy Savage called Perfect Friend), and the British Bulldog died from heart failure that was caused by steroids.

Recently on WWE they have been running an assassination story line about the WWE owner Vince McMahon. They cut this story line short when they found out Chris Benoit killed his family and killed himself. They also called of the WWE Raw for monday night.

Chris Benoit will be missed, he was a great entertainer, and apparently not that great of a husband or father. Chris Benoit would have made a perfect Wolverine in the X-Men movies.

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

I’m brand new to this glorious blog and I am SHOCKED that no one has talked about the connection between fat country chicks and Tweety Bird shirts. This might be one of the most mysterious connections in marketing history. Although, the guy that figured out how to sell a 1,000+ page Bible to southerners that can’t read was a pretty damned good marketer himself. He must be the same guy that sold ketchup popsicles to people in white suits.

I’m not even sure the people at Warner Bros understand it. I have yet to hear a solid theory or explanation from anyone, so let me take a stab at it. Here are some known facts about the shirts:

#1: If you go on eBay and search for Tweety Bird shirts, you will quickly find that they only come in sizes XXL and above. This means someone has already figured out that there is no market for Tweety Bird shirts in non-fat American sizes like Medium or Large.

#2: There seems to be a high concentration of white trash fat chicks in the areas surrounding Six Flags amusement parks. Six Flags uses Looney Toons characters as the park mascots and sells merchandise. Low class slobs spend every last welfare dime at Six Flags. I think we’re getting warmer.

#3: Tweety Bird shirts contain hackneyed mid-9o’s buzz phrases like “I’m the Boss”, “Whatever” and “Get a Life!”. Why is this important? Fat Country people have not discovered that these terms are no longer popular anymore judging by the shitty sparkly bumper stickers that say “Princess” or “Bitch” on the back of their shit box Pontiac Sunfire, Ford Escort or Chevy Cavalier. Putting a sticker like that on the back of your car screams, “I’m always going to be fat and I want to be a single mom forever!” My point is that a marketing genius found the “Tweety demographic” and incorporated another piece of Americana from this demo.

#4: This small loveable character has some sort of psychological effect on fat chicks making them feel less fat. “See world…I’m just a small, cute, loveable yellow bird on the inside.” Not a fat disgusting slob with no taste in culture like everyone here in outside world sees.

Even with all the pieces of the puzzle laid out in front of me, there still seems to be some obvious corner piece missing. This blog is somewhat of a rant, but today I’m seeking answers. I think we deserve that.

If some of you are reading this and don’t know what I’m talking about, go to your local NASCAR event or Pop-Country Music Festival. If you truly look around and do not see any of this, then I am truly sorry for wasting your precious time. I’d love to hear your suggestions and comments.

Together, we can solve this problem and change the world. (cue Michael Jackson’s “Heal the World”)

Myspace, the “lesbian sister” of chat rooms, i’ve hated it for a long time, I actually hate all of those “please rape me” sites, but recently I found out my dear love used a chat room, but she said it was just her and her friends, so I didn’t care too much about it…

that is of course, until I found out about her “friends” who she infact, had never even met!

Now, many people consider their online (what i guess you would say are acquaintances) to be “friends”, more common of course in you hippies who think everyone is a good person, or maybe they just like e-dating other special-ed scum that agree with them, who knows? The truth is, they are NOT your friends, unless you actually know them, met them, hung out with them, possibly even pulled your pecker while watching the same movie together. Anyways, im getting off point here, so i’m never comfortable by myspace or chatrooms, but hey, ill trust her, in that she would never give out her information…boy was I wrong.

She gets off the phone with me, when I had just called and had an important question, because one of her friends called long distance, turns out it was one of her chat room “friend”s who just happened to be a guy…now thats sickening already, she knows I needed a speedy answer, or I was going to end up losing a lot of cash , but she hangs up on me to talk to some guy she has never met? worse yet, I found out later she actually was making plans TO MEET THIS GUY! now just think about this…your a girl in a chatroom… and hes a guy in the chat room, he is horny and wants some ass, so he tells you he wants to meet you, and will be buying a FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR plane ticket in the SUMMER to FLORIDA to a MAJOR TOURIST SPOT to just “meet” you? HAHAHAHAHAH, no.

I laughed at her, and asked if I was going. She replied with a “maybe like, once” to which I replied “erm, then how many times are you gonna do this?” “a whole week, we want to spend the week together” I laughed uneasy, and just told her “no, your not, because thats not safe, I am going to be with you the whole time if you want to do this so bad” she began to freak on me, and start telling me lies about myself saying that i never let her do anything she wants, and i keep her “caged” which is bull-fucking-shit, cause i have never stopped her or even tried, until that point. So she starts with that, then screams about how “she wants to be alone with him”.

I laughed again and told her that right now she sounds like she was trying to cheat on me, and she just continued to yell at me while I continued to calmly tell her how damn wrong she was, which didn’t really help. As it turns out, she did a most horrid thing, and was e-dating him while we were first going out…oh great, I AM being cheated on. So then she messaged me over msn messenger, not in person, not on the phone even, she IM’ED me and told me she was breaking up with me because I don’t know anything. (one of her “friends” on the internet told her to break up with me, and to say just that) Yea, cause i’m the one at fault here, which is sad, since I seem to recall she is the one screaming at me, and cheating on me.

The real killer though? after all my talking to her about it, I found out, she went online to talk to an internet “friend” who said the same thing I did, and she told HIM that she wouldn’t do it, FOR HIM, of course, he then asked if she said the same to me, when she said “no” he told her she was a bitch and he cant believe that she would promise a random guy of the internet that she doesn’t even know, that she shouldn’t trust something like that, but not her own obviously caring boyfriend. She then called me up, and boys and girls, no, she did not say sorry like a nice smart girl, she instead bitched me out saying that I may have ruined her internet “friend”s opinion of her…so yea what a grand way for it to end, no?

SO ALL MEN OUT THERE keep your girls away from filthy places like chat rooms and myspace, they only spawn rapists and stalkers, and of course, brutal confusing breakups!

If you know me, you know the thing I hate most in this world is STDs, but right after that is shitty parents. Sadly, our country is overrun with them. Take a look at the World around you, how many people with kids have you seen that your confident are good parents? If your honest with yourself, its slim to none. The main concern with me is young, single Mothers. If your 18 or 19 and pregnant, please, step in front of a speeding Bus, you’ll be doing the World a bit of good. Think back to when you were 18 or 19. Looking at it now, you know whatever relationship you are in at that time, most of the time, it’s not gonna work out. So thats one strike when getting knocked up at that age. Don’t fool yourself either, kids are statistically worse off when raised by a single parent. A Father is almost as important for a child as a Mother, yet they get none of the credit. However, this just scratches the surface.

The main problem is, when your 18, 19, even 20 years old……you barely know whats best for yourself, let alone a new born child. So now, while your worrying about how Britney will fare in the next few months, you need to share that time with a little baby. Its infuriating to see. You may as well drop these kids off in the Woods and let it be raised by Wolves, because you can’t do much worse. Look at some of these Seven and Eight year olds nowadays…. dressed like fucking whores, and in just a few more years, they will be what they dress like. Ever seen Middle School Confessions? It was a show on HBO, America Undercover type deal several years back, with 12 and 13 year olds talking about sucking cock, drinking, giving handjobs, etc. Wanna know why? Because of this very topic. One day, we just stopped treating single Mothers and young Mothers like shit. When this stuff happened decades ago, they would be treated as Pariahs and shunned by a majority of the public. Now its commonplace and almost applauded. “Good for you girl, you don’t need no man!!” Yes, you do, skank, and if not to smack you around for being a fucking dolt, then to take care of the kid when your busy going to the bar on a Wednesday. Kids raising kids, not knowing what they are doing, and bringing up the next generations of whores and criminals. Its disgusting.

Also, two other things, why the need to grow up so fast, and why the need to create another life? What happened to enjoying your youth and saving adult things for, you know, when your an adult? Shit, I’m 26, you think I want a kid at this age? Fuck no, I’m a wreck, I don’t wanna destroy a little kids life, I do a fine enough job of fucking my own life up. Don’t you people have dreams? Aspirations? A future? Instead, you’ll put your life on hold, ruin whatever career you coulda had, and put yourself and your child in a worse financial situation. This shit couldn’t wait ’til your older, or even, *gasp*, married? On top of that, why the need to bring another child into this world? Don’t we have enough people already?? Kids in Foster homes all over the place, but you need to create another life….really? Adopt if you really need a kid, but you won’t, because your selfish, you do it as an ego trip, cuz you want a little version of yourself. If it was about taking care of a life, more people would adopt, but you want another little girl who will also like horrid music and suck cocks at 13, just like you did!

There should be laws in place for having children. One, you gotta be married. I’m not big on marriage, but a married couple has a better chance of raising a healthy, happy, successful child then non-wed. Secondly, you should be over the age of 25. Thirdly, having a specific income level. I’m not sure what that level should be, but people who are financially stable. Forth, a various amount of mental testing, an IQ over 90, whatever it takes. We need to stop having nothing but idiots cranking out kids for more money on a fucking welfare check. You people stink and I hope you die tomorrow.

Potheads, dopers and hippies. I hate them all to say the least. Don’t get me wrong I have done my fair share of partying but these folks live their life to get high. Most cannot compose a full sentence, none can carry a conversation of anything more than a mild retard status. And to top it off they believe the stuff they think up when they are high is golden. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Get a freaking clue, I have watched dozens of people smoke away their common sense into a whole new level of retardation. Think back before you were an avid smoker, think of the abilities and skills you carried. 90% of them are gone, although now you have vast engineering skills and can build a pipe or a bong out of anything, you cannot spell engineering, or bong for that matter. Congrats.

It does not bother me normally, but I find that almost anytime I am in a line or having to wait. Some asshat who is high as a kite wants to have a convo with me about the impeding doom of Lake Titicaca and it’s fishing situation. WTF? Why in the hell would I even care about it? why do you care about it? Your mind simply scrambles all over the place. Your blocking your neurons, of course it is going to have long term effects on you.

Once in awhile when partying is one thing, but everyday. You are literally smoking yourself into a retard state, even when you are not high your IQ has dropped considerably. And to say it has not, you are just lying to yourself. Don’t get me wrong I have known a few people who after a long term relationship with weed, they have kept most of their thought process. These are the few that most likely were very smart to begin with, they just have knocked themselves into normality. The bulk of the smokers, I would say 90-95% were average or below to begin with. And they managed to use cannabis to break down their thought process into retard like state. Literally smoking themselves stupid. How many of you grew up aspiring to be a retard. Most people with down syndrome can hold onto an educated conversation longer, better jobs at that.

I’m just tired of the idiots making our country dumber and dumber everyday. If you are an avid smoker, please don’t try to hold a conversation with me in public. You just turn it into an uncomfortable for both of us. For me it’s talking to an idiot that isn’t making any sense, for you once I get agitated enough to get hostile and make you leave. It is better for both of us if you just sit home while smoking, and well, just sit home while you are not. You have become a useless part of society, so leave society alone. And stop trying to analyze politics and economy while your high and decide to be vocal about it. You can’t comprehend it, and you already threw logic to the wind when you decided to become a smoker. Your voice falls on deaf ears, and your credibility is gone. Just leave the normal folks who continue to keep and grow their minds to do the tough thinking, ok lil guy. Have a good one, hah, I know you will.

Dear self important, self absorbed fuckface. I hope you die.

The cell phone is the fucking worst invention ever. Hey, need a reason to be EVER MORE up your own ass? Here, have a phone where anyone can reach you at anytime!

Answer me this, besides high powered business types, Lawyers and the like, do you REALLY need to be accessible 24 hours a day? Really? Can you be anymore wrapped up in yourself? Oh wait, yes you can!! How about we take these tedious, useless conversations, and even text messages, and do them WHILE DRIVING!! Thats an amazing idea!! Why bother with paying attention to the road or your surroundings when in a couple thousand pound death machine?? Your right, being alert is just silly!

I ride a bike, I walk, and every time I do so, I nearly get run down by some fucking twat talking to her girlfriend about how her nail appointment with Mrs. Soo went. Meanwhile, I’m narrowly escaping being buried under a tire. Before cell phones were around, we had MORE then enough shitty drivers, now the numbers are fucking absurd. If your watching traffic go by, I dare you to see five cars in a row with no one on a phone. I’m shocked they don’t force drivers to take a test while on a phone, because, lets face it, this shit isn’t gonna change.

Now, the initial idea was a good one. Hey, wouldn’t it be great if you get into some emergency with your car, and you can contact family, 911, or AAA? Great idea, in theory, but its just been blown so tits out that I look at most people on a cell phone as being some sort of fucking scumbag. Have you ever worked at a place, or waited in line behind one of these fucking people? Just jabbing away about something no one could care about, ignoring the person trying to serve them, being such rude fucks in the process. I see these people and just hope the get hit by a drunk driver later in the night.

On top of that, I can’t watch late night TV anymore without getting two cell companies trying to sell you shit for your phone, EVERY commercial break. “Text sexy babes like this with “I luv poon” to 44844 now!” No, stupid. Your texting some slob, or worse yet, a dude. Its only costing you a buck a text though, so who cares, you get to whack off to fucking typed words, you desperate shitheel. That or, “To get the Monkey eating a Banana sound, text, “I hate my life” to 32109!!” No, I don’t wanna hear your Sweet Home Alabama ringtone, I don’t care about the wallpaper of a rim spinning, nor do I want to listen to “Do yo chain hang lo” while I wait for you to pick up this ringing object that is ruining the world. I really wish the rumors were true and you would get tumors from prolonged cell phone use, Lord knows you people fucking deserve it.

Look, I am not a religious man by any means, but to deny some sort of higher power is absurd. We all have something to answer to when we die. Religion in itself is a farce, no single religion can be right, if one were to say that then they would consider all others wrong. It’s more of a melting pot that has been dispersed among a thousand faiths. Small parts of each religion may be true, but none are absolute. Even 90% of Christians will tell you the bible is fake, it is filled with stories, yes STORIES, it is an attempt to teach people life lessons. It is by no means fact. The stories were of course spawned from true tails but the book itself is just there to try to teach people to live decently, nothing more and nothing less. Live decent, be kind and helpful and try to live a decent life by your fellow man..

Now here is my rant on Atheists. I have argued with dozens over the point of god or a higher power. Each and everyone of them will argue to the death without ever once proving a point, it’s freakin funny, absurd at best. Not once in history has an Atheist won an argument, yet at the same time they don’t quit. They continue to fight against faith without ever proving their point, why, because they have no fucking point. They are mindless fools who 90% of them honestly say it in an attempt to be “cool”. The only thing worse than them is the little devil worshippers. I don’t think I have ever met one that could be taken seriously. Both are a joke at best. All of the little Satanists come off as idiots at best, do you seriously think anyone gives to shits about what your pindick mind thinks. Half of the people you are trying to impress with your so called views think that you are a fucking retard.

I come across these folks everyday, not one of them has ever once made me doubt there was a god, not once. There is something to answer to when we die, one way or another. Atheists love to argue and fight but never actually get to a point. I ask you feeble minded folks to feel free to try and prove their side, attempt to get an educated thought out. It’s tough I know, but maybe you will be able to prove that you are not a bunch of like minded retards just attempting to be cool.

I don’t think I would mind so much if they did not impede on the basis of our country, god in school, “In God We Trust” on our money, and the biggest one of all Christmas. You are impeding on the foundation of our country, the basis of which it was founded on, our holiday season, everything. Get fuck out of here, if you don’t believe then step aside and let our nation keep our basic traditions. Leave my Christmas alone you fucks.

You want to prove us wrong, then debate it here. Show us how there is no god, show us you are not an idiot, make a provocative argument. I doubt any of you can.

Much has been made of Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan fighting. I don’t really care about Mencia really being a half German named Ned, I get that its an on stage persona, Larry The Cable Guy isn’t a real name either, thats not my problem. My problems with Carlos stem more from his act as a whole.

1. He steals jokes.

This is the main point of the Rogan and Mencia feud. Rogan isn’t really known for his stand up, but hes a solid comic, and I am on his side on this one. People wanna say its sour grapes because Mencia is a bigger name then he is, but if you think about it, Rogan hosted the wildly popular Fear Factor, was on NBC’s hit show, Newsradio, in the mid 90’s, and is heavily involved as an on air personality for UFC, which is growing by leaps and bounds. I don’t think the guy has a lot to be jealous of. I see where he comes from with this. If your a guy doing stand up, struggling with money, playing clubs on a nightly basis to hone your craft, write new material, trying to get a break, and some schmuck comes around, rips off your joke, and makes it big, wouldn’t you be pissed? Hes the guy in the office that catches wind of an idea that would help the company and runs to the boss with it, and gets all the praise and benefits from it. Thats what scumbags do. To rape someone else’s creativity, then use it as your own, and to BENEFIT from it? Its terrible, and its about time someone steps up and speaks out about this shit. If it stops someone from ripping others off, then good, we don’t need another Mencia, or Dennis Leary for that matter, who pretty much ripped off Bill Hicks’ entire act and lifestyle, just short of the dying part, which is really a shame.

2. His delivery.

Many people feel like hes a great performer, joke stealer or not, but I really don’t find him very entertaining. His delivery annoys me, he tries to get loud to prove his point, like it makes it more effective, it worked for Kinnison because he was brilliant. Mencia tries to get loud and throw some Latino slang at the end of his jokes to get a laugh, and I’ll admit, it gets over with most rubes. He tries to push himself soooooo hard as being controversial, and it shows, as his writing and general material, thats actually his, mind you, suffers. Jim Norton is MUCH more controversial, same with Doug Stanhope, and several other comics, they aren’t trying to ram how crazy they are down your throat, they use wit and good writing to get their points across, and if it pisses someone off or offends someone, all the better. I love offensive humor, disgusting jokes, but I don’t like it when someone is telling them for the sole purpose of being controversial, tell the joke if you think its funny, not because it might get your stupid face in a paper somewhere.

3. He’s Dave Chappelle, except less dark, and less funny.

Mencia got the Mind of Mencia show for one reason, and one reason only, Dave Chappelle left. They needed a replacement for the ratings being lost with Dave quitting, and here comes Carlos, with the same basic show Chappelle had. Kudos to Comedy Central for making it a success, not as big as Chappelle Show was, but Mind of Mencia has done well. If you’ll remember, when Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla left The Man Show, they tried to replace it with Doug Stanhope and, shockingly, Joe Rogan. The show failed miserably, and not because of Doug or Joe, or the material on the show, it was because everyone knew that was Adam and Jimmy’s show, and it was shitty of Comedy Central to try and use the same show that wasn’t really created by them. So, learning from their mistakes, instead of someone taking over Chappelle Show, they made up a “new” show, with another comics doing different sketches and bits. So, now we are “blessed” with Mind of Chappelle, errr, Mencia, and its just a shoddy knock off.

So when you wanna see, or hear some comedy, stop going for the guys like Mencia, who are hacks, and look into good comics, like Norton, Brian Regan, Rogan, Daniel Tosh, Stanhope, or several other comics that are legit. You can agree with me or not, it’s your call, but here are a few videos that you can check out.

Stealing from Bill Cosby

This is an Audio Clip of Mencia on a radio show about this whole thing. I apoligize for the awful radio show people, terrible fake laughs and a stupid cunt with an annoying voice. The fact they didn’t bring it up, and were laughing with him shows how fully phoney radio people are, with the exception of Opie and Anthony. Also, the Mikey Radio show?? What a terrible show name.

This is video of Joe Rogan outing Mencia on stage. I’m sure its slanted to one side, but make your own opinions.

Here is Mencia turning a Kinnison bit into a segment for his show.

While cruising through MySpace I came upon some profiles that made me fucking sick to my stomach, they had 7 and 8 year old girls wearing skimpy clothes, bikinis and underwear. The age was said to be 17, 18 etc. But the girls looked like they were in the 4th grade. This made me fucking sick so I had to point it out.

What kind of sick fuck gets off on looking at an 10 year old, what did your parents, uncle or grandpa have to do to you to put the want in your mind to screw a kid. Out of all the shit MySpace bans, blocks and puts to a halt in general, this should be their #1 issue. I blame MySpace for not policing properly. I have always heard MySpace was evil for shit, but I just blew it off, I never seen this before, and while cruising around I came across 1, just 1, and every single friend of theirs is either another profile of a girl under 14 or an old pedophile.

On top of everything, look at some comments here, some of them say “LOVE TO TASTE YOU!!!!, “wonderful, i could lick you all day”, “damn sooo seductive”, “ur 2 sexxi 2 just curl stretch out gurl show off dat sexxi body of urz”, “nice ass love too my hands on that” these are just to show a few, this is a fucking child, what the hell is wrong with you. Pieces of shit, I swear.

The profile I found was http://www.myspace.com/myrababy6, the pedophiles on MySpace are abundant, and I never knew the children were being exploited by them on MySpace, I never knew MySpace allowed them to be exploited either. Honestly what would it take put this to a halt, maybe either letting pics be approved, accounts approved? What would it take for MySpace to put a halt to this bullshit. Look Tom, I know it would be costly to review each and every pic, account, but maybe it is what is needed, but then again the cost of a few lawsuits would be far less costly than an actual policing of MySpace. On top of all this, in the friends there is 1 man in the top friends list. I don’t know if he has anything to do with it, but I am assuming, seeing as well, he looks like he fit’s the profile.

This falls back on my article on “MySpace: Creating Whores or Bringing Them Out?”, I just had no idea it was actually this bad. I’m pissed at the generations of perverted families that spawn these freaks that desire this, I’m pissed at MySpace for allowing children to be exploited, are the parents allowing this? Are the parents letting unsafe relatives watch their children?

Here is my plea, be vocal, let MySpace know that this is a real issue. Let MySpace know that this is their site, that they are allowing children to be exploited by pedophiles and MySpace. Let them know that no where is “Social Networking” defined as a child molesters playground.

All I can say, is I didn’t know, I did not have a clue. So I figured I had to bring some attention to it, even if it is small. And pedophiles, leave the damn kids alone, go buy a midget prostitute, do something to curve this filth that you call a mind, do something. And if what they say is true, that “Pedophiles can’t help it”, then kill yourself, ruin your life and no one else’s, have the common decency to take your own life and leave the children alone, they do not deserver to have this done to them, if a child is hurt like this by an adult they will never fully recover from this betrayal. I’m sorry for the ignorance of us all. Are we just as bad for not acknowledging this?

Here is a few of the vulgar fucks that commented on little girls photo’s, yeah, I’m calling them out, they deserve it. Fuck Em.

http://www.myspace.com/niceandhard1

http://www.myspace.com/liljaw89

http://www.myspace.com/shthappens2007

*EDIT- since the post all 3 pedo’s accounts were banned and so was the original MyraBaby6 that i made this post for, Woot, also most images were removed*

Parents, control your little creeps. NO, it does not take a village to raise a child, it takes I firm hand. I can’t even sit in a movie or a restaurant without your children screaming their little fucking heads off. I did NOT have children for one reason and one reason only, I didn’t want to hear fucking screaming and crying non stop. I swear, I am going to start Disciplining your children myself.

Here is an explanation for my pissed off mediocre rant is this, I was in Little Caesars pizza place picking up my order last week, the dumb bitch at the counter in front of me, completely ignoring her child while he was pillaging the joint, he decided I was his next victim of prey, he jolted at me and with a flying fist of fury, he opted to punch me in the twig and berries and almost brought me to my knee’s. This entire time the dumb uneducated welfare whore of a mom is watching, and does not say a fucking word to him. That is what pissed me of, the kid is continuing to attempt to pummel me as if I were trying to take his Banana Slurpee away. Mother still says nothing as I am pushing her vile child away. What a fucking Little deviant creep. Who in their right mind wouldn’t welt this child’s ass.

My other annoyances are when you are in a theater, 10 little retards running around, and I mean retards literally, the kids will never make it past fry cook at McDonalds, throwing shit, screaming, and attacking people while their mother is ruthlessly attempting to give the poor joe next to her a hand job in hopes to obtain a Papa for these Corky looking minions of evil. Never once attempting to stop this intrusive act, the entire time my money wasted while attempting to watch a damn horror flick at that. Why the fuck are these kids in a horror movie at 11PM.

All these spawns of Satan need is a firm hand, and someone to put some stability in their lives. Attempt to beat the shit out of them, chances are they will react very positively to it, chances are they will sit the fuck down and behave for 5 minutes. That is all we ask

So I propose this in order to absolve the situation at hand and bring a little order into humanity before these shitheads become hardened criminals.

New national law that lets a bystander discipline a child if the parents actions are deemed unfit. IE: Child is running around hitting people, parent sits and watches, never lifts a finger. Said bystander grabs a switch and whips that child’s ass. These children need to know the limits, and if their own parents will not show them, the law should abide and let folks teach them the limits, if they do not learn at a young age they will never lear, and for the rest of their lives they will be assholes, doing what they please, to whomever they wish. This is unacceptable to me and most of America. If this were a law our children would know their place and limits. Let them know it is NOT ok to steal, NOT ok to hit strangers, NOT ok to destroy peoples property. SET SOME FUCKING LIMITS!

The late, great comedian Bill Hicks once asked something along the lines of “If you see obnoxious assholes making idiots of themselves at a football game, are they drunk or high?” I just think it’s amazing something as detrimental as alcohol is perfectly legal while marijuana is a federal crime. Not saying I don’t sometimes drink alcohol - but if I had my choice it would be weed all the time!

I don’t currently smoke, but only because I don’t like dealing with black market drug dealers. The trusted friends I knew and bought grass from are now in jail, and may well be there for over five years just because they were selling dope! Everyday I hear about growhouses being busted, raids being executed, and pot smokers arrested, all the while police are bitching about being underfunded and overworked. How about not enforcing these stupid, outdated marijuana laws?

More and more studies come in talking about the positive effects of marijuana, it gains medical uses with almost every new study. It is already being used to encourage AIDS patients to eat and to treat the painful symptoms of MS. Not to mention the causal potsmoker, who experiences a general euphoria upon smoking. It is a non-addictive experience that harms no one. What difference does it make if one smokes some weed and watches cartoons?

The notion it is a gateway drug is also false. There is this stat that ~80% of cocaine users also use marijuana. That is misleading, and the DEA won’t tell you that ~80% of marijuana users DO NOT use cocaine. Cocaine users are just more apt to smoking marijuana, possibly too help them come down from the cocaine. Most marijuana smokers are useful, productive members of society. The fact is, most prominent people have smoked marijuana at one point in their lives - Bush, Clinton, everyone. It unites people of all backgrounds and all political affiliations.

You’ve heard a million times about how legalization would curb the black market for other drugs, how we could tax it and safely regulate its use. When I was a teen, it was a thousand times easier to acquire pot than it was liquor, only because one was black market and the other supermarket! I say just do it already - it’s no worse for you than any other smoke, it has health benefits, and its peaceful users are filling our jails and wasting so much money and police resources. This 4/20, instead of observing Hitler’s birthday or the anniversary of the Columbine Shootings, celebrate weed. Light up a big spliff. Maybe if Eric, Dylan and Adolf had a blunt or two, they wouldn’t have stained the world as they did. LEGALIZE MARIJUANA NOW!

This is somewhat of a counter to an earlier post about Myspace, but on a broader scale. I know, I know, vast amounts of sluts are all over Myspace, and the Internet in general, my question is, why is that so bad? I LOVE sluts! Without sluts, how many guys would never get laid? I can’t imagine living before computers, I’d never get ass. For people like me who are terribly shy, full of anxieties, just generally not into humans, how are we to spread our filthy seed all over a chin or twelve? I’ll tell you right now, without Myspace, and before then, chat rooms, also known as the Dark Ages……..my God….the slobs I fucked…..it’s almost disgraceful….. but without this amazing tool of the Internet, without computer access being so common, I’d NEVER get ass. I can’t talk to women in the bars, or anywhere in public, I’m a Social Abortion, just awful. I’m much better with writing out my thoughts then speaking them. On top of that, with Myspace, you can look for the exact type of people you want, which is pretty God damn cool for me. I really do hate most people, and I’m at the age where I just can’t take the 30 minutes of bullshit for the 30 seconds of fun, I just cannot do it anymore. So when I see a profile and shes got a Britney Spears song playing, types like a 12 year old, has glittery butterflies all over the page, and an unhealthy obsession with American Idol, I can go to the next person. Shes got kids? I’m out! She has 500 friends? See ya!

So, are these whores REALLY all so bad? The last I checked, the exchange of fluids was a fun time, and who knows, maybe this one wasn’t as much of a whore as you thought at first, and becomes someone you can actually hang out with. Sure, it’s unlikely, your more likely to get the Herp, but, hey, who HASN’T had an STD nowadays? Buck up, soldier, it’ll help make you a man. So, how about we stop bitching about these loose women and embrace their low self esteem and take advantage of their desire to find a father figure. Bill Gates, Tom, skanks, I salute you.

Since when did having Myspace give you a license to be a whore, seriously, I don’t give a fuck how ugly you are, if you can’t get a piece of ass on MySpace in 45 minutes or less, then you are just a fuckin putz. Just because the almighty god thought you should have the interwebs does not mean you have to use it as a personal breeding ground to shovel your wares at every male bystander that skims across your profile, I truly don’t think that is what Tom had in mind when he created it, but then again he is freakin rich, so what does he care.

I do run across profiles occasionally of young women who have a modest picture up and keep their profile private, I salute you for keeping your dignity at least a little in these trying times of whoredom, how does it make you modest girls feel that the guy you would like to get to know a little better is skeezing on a 13 year old in booty shorts, laying it all on the line for every Tom, Dick or Harry to come across. PARENTS, control that little slut of yours, how can you, being the good father that you are, allow your young child to buy shorts that say “JUICY”, common now, and then your going to get mad when you catch a 36 year old man climbing out of her window, you fucking allowed it, maybe if you didn’t ignore that sweet innocent child of yours for so long she wouldn’t have daddy issues, and finding herself seeking a new daddy as one could say. Your not the only papa in her life now.

But back to my point at hand, it seems that myspace has created the biggest whore outbreak since the “free love” in the 60’s, maybe it is not myspaces fault, maybe they were all sluts to begin with and myspace just let them shine. Myspace has single handedly brought our beloved brothels and whorehouses to a fucking halt, you are putting thousands of hard “working” girls out of house and home, why, because not matter how ugly you are, myspace will get you laid, but on the other hand it seems myspace could be slowing rape down in some areas to a crawl, a man does not have to go and hunt down a woman of his choice when he can simply do a search and find one from ages 12-80 willing to play a game of Tic-Tac-Blow at the drop of a comment.

So from what I can tell in the next decade we will see a whole new rash of Porn, STD’s, and under age pregnancy from a single website. Congrats to all you myspace whores for sending your gender back another 1000 years. Finding a woman who has not been used as a Swedish pin cushion in the next decade is less likely than finding the damn holy grail, who knows maybe one of them girls has it in her, with myspace we could play a huge ass Fisting scavenger hunt and try to find that damn grail, Hell some of these girls could probably fit the ark.

All in all, what have we learned, Social Networks creates or brings out the whores. Father’s need to keep an eye on their daughters, and Not let them buy slutty clothes, do Not buy them cameras, webcams etc, And for god sakes, watch what your kids do, I blame the parents, Just watch your fucking kids, and maybe, just maybe you won’t be a 30 year old grandfather. I personally don’t want to pay your childs welfare for the next 30 years…

Hey! How many of you caught my last post? The one where I said the rich never work? Yeah, well that is something called satire. If Republicans stopped underfunding education by giving corporations tax loopholes, you might be able to understand the concept. You see, it’s advanced. A little too advanced for the feeble conservative mind….

Think about it. Conservatives are generally the people who adhere to every last word of the Bible, taking every word literally. You can look some Christians in the face and they will tell you the Earth is 3000 years old. I can’t help but laugh at these morons. Are all Conservatives Christians that believe this? No, but generally all Christians are conservatives. There are economic conservatives that distance themselves from fundamentalism and the police state advocated by Republicans - They are called Libertarians.

These twisted Conservative Christians follow Leviticus to the T on homosexuals, yet conveniently omit the parts of the Bible where Christ talks about fellowship of man and helping the poor. Jesus was the biggest liberal ever, yet most of his followers are a bunch of self-righteous pricks who identify with at least one concept of Darwin - survival of the fittest and fuck everyone else.

I also find it funny that rich, suburban Christian assholes with Bush/Cheney stickers and Pro-Life bumper stickers are so concerned with material things. I thought Heaven was the ultimate and it was what you are living to obtain. Well, I don’t believe in God, believe in no afterlife and am damn comfortable in that fact. Weirdly enough, I STILL don’t concern myself with worldly pleasures. I guess it’s just because I have the inconvenience of having a brain - something a conservative generally doesn’t have.

That being said, if people actually reflected for a few moments, most would find they are deep down LIBERAL with concern for their fellow man. There are some that are hopeless, so tax them highly before they give it to Jerry Falwell.

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The most well known car cruise in history is being attacked. The Woodward Dream Cruise is being gunned down by some liberal cunt. This cruise is a legacy shared by fathers and sons alike, to try and ruin this is just absurd. Every year in august over a million people come to hang out, check out cars and show off their rides. The Cruise brings in millions to the state and city that is desperately needed. This liberal cunt wants to ruin it all. The Woodward Dream Cruise cannot and will not be taken over by the liberal POS. Hell I drove my mustang through last year.

The woman is an ex-teacher named Joellen Gilchrist, I guess she plans to protest the cruise and thinks it will stay all calm and without incident, apparently she does not know these folks, half of them are shitfaced and have no issues with beating on a few protestors. It appears that her convictions of cruise killing is not shared by her peers, Melissa Damachke, member of the Sierra club said a lot of folks just go north  for the weekend to get away from the drama the cruise brings, or they go to the Green Cruise that the hippies organize for the skateboarders, walkers and cyclists.

These old beasts that we all love and cherish put out high fumes of course, but all logic will tell you that they only run for a few days a year at most, they are not making a huge dent in the environment compared to our daily driving.

For this woman to have the nerve to try and protest against 1.5 million people simply amazes me, and 1 of two things need to happen, her old man needs to smack the shit out of her, or if she does not have one, she needs to get a man, so he can smack the shit out of her. Hell I’m willing to smack the shit out of her.

What does this woman expect to stop, Global Warming? I welcome it, let Michigan become the new Florida and let Florida become the new Virgin Islands. I don’t mind the liberals gunning after emission standards and trying to keep our world a little cleaner, it couldn’t hurt, but do not gun for our classics as well.

Well Joellen Gilchrist, congrats at becoming nationally known as the worlds biggest bitch. Congrats on throwing logic to the wind and standing up for your asinine convictions. Congrats on out casting yourself even from your own peers.

You are officially the dumbest bitch alive, and I salute you, now go fuck off, eat your soy burger, cycle your way to star bucks and piss off another few million by trying to kill all the cows to stop methane from killing our ozone. Absurd, just fucking Absurd…..

(source: Detroit Free Press) yeah I read it…

I figure I should get this out of the way while it’s still somewhat relevant. I also apologize for beating a dead horse.

The recent racial firestorm surrounding Don Imus is almost mystifying. Getting fired over a joke…..really? Come on. I know CBS didn’t wanna fire him, the advertisers bailed on it at the first sign of trouble, so to keep them happy, he had to go, but it stinks. He goofed on some ugly chicks, it wasn’t hateful, it was a joke, and he’s public enemy number one.

….all I wanna know is, when did we lose the freedom of speech? Maybe I sound like a dopey Hillbilly, but I thought we had a country where we can express ourselves freely, goof on people, and basically say what you want. Its pretty fucked that a guy who has been on the radio, seemingly since the dawn of man, gets booted off for making a joke. Its a part of the hypocrisy, if you make a retard joke, your an awful person, but if someone plays one in a movie, they are a brilliant artist….its bullshit. Jokes are meant for fun, they aren’t meant to be malicious. For anyone who gets offended by a goof, you need to stop taking yourself so seriously. Is it REALLY that bad to laugh at yourself once in a while?

On top of that, the hypocrites like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, who have made their own racist, offensive remarks, that WERE NOT in a joking manner, burn this old fuck at the stake for remarks that may, or may not have been racial. Thats what happens when your the white devil, we all gotta pay for the faults of our Ancestors, while minorities can be openly racist with no consequences. I LOVE offensive humor, I LOVE Black, Jew, and Asian jokes, and especially White jokes, but its not out of hatred, its for a laugh. When we can finally all laugh at each other, laugh at ourselves, THAT is when we are gonna start to break down racial tendencies, but until then, we will just be a large group of hyper sensitive, politically correct fucks.

Many authors have attempted to define just exactly what the American Dream is. Horatio Alger wrote many a dime novel talking about poor people lifting themselves out of misery to find their place in America.

If you ask me, though, America is becoming two different countries. One is a great deal larger, but holds almost no power. This is the nation of the Have Nots. Your typical Joes working the 40 hour workweek, living paycheck to paycheck. They may be getting paid techinically, but in all reality they are wage slaves tied to their jobs for survival. No matter how pointless and unsatisfying someone’s life may be, they are stuck in these crap jobs. It isn’t as easy as going to college or learning a new trade. There are a few greedy fuckers running around sucking blood from the poor in order to get just one more mouthful.

What do we see popping up as a result? The rich neighborhoods, where everyone drives a Lexus or BMW. Everyone who lives to serve them in the retail or food service industry are forced to live in crappy apartments with high rent, if they can even afford to do that. If they are really lucky and stick out the bullshit long enough to become the manager at 7-11, these people could buy a parcel of swamp land in Florida to build a cookie cutter home they get to mortgage about 8 times until they die, leaving their debt to the kids.

The old argument I’ve heard is “well, they must be rich for a reason! They must have worked very hard!” Bullshit. No rich person has ever put in an honest day’s work. What was so stressful about the 18 million they pulled in? Did they have to talk to their stock broker to dump their Enron shares? It’s not like they got rich by managing their $7.15 an hour wage wisely. Their either inherited the money or fucked many little people on the way up.

I say tax the rich. Eliminate the sales tax, it only hurts the poor. We need income tax rates of above 50% for these fat cats pulling in more than half a million dollars a year. There is no excuse why America’s schools should be failing. There is no excuse why the deficit should be getting infinitely larger every second. I would not feel bad one bit to rob these fuckers on everything they do - take half their income. Take half of their dividends.

The way that it stands, the wealthy few will continue to shape policy for the entire nation for years to come. We have to do something to take America back for the middle class, which becomes smaller and smaller every day. It is inexcusable that anyone should starve in America. It is inexcusable that millions go around without healthcare. It is inexcusable for low income housing to be built around health hazards while the rich get to chill on the beach. It s time we took back the country from corporate puppets like George Bush and Dick Cheney and let a farmer from Nebraska run the show - he’s the one forced to live on nothing. He knows how to balance a checkbook, wheras Mr. Bush has always had the convenience of infinite cash. Do you know how many businesses he ran into the ground before he became president? Daddy and the Saudis kept bailing him out… Only now he has ran a whole country into the ground with his wreckless spending. Bush is a criminal of the worst kind - a profiteer who stands to gain from destroying the image of America forever.

This isn’t the best country in the world anymore. There are now cleaner places to live because of the Bush administration’s wreckless stance on Global Warming, taking the corporate way and masking it as the will of Jesus Christ. There are now poor nations offering free health care, and America can’t even offer cheap medicine to its citizens. I suggest a universal “Poorman’s Strike” Just imagine the lines of Jaguars outside of Starbucks when all wage workers refuse to come in for a day. Whenever someone suggests to me that the POOR are lazy, I laugh. The poor people of this country are the hardest workers you will ever meet, especially immigrants. I say FUCK the rich, THEY are the lazy ones who offer nothing to society but their tendency to waste money on luxury. Tax the hell out of them. I won’t feel sorry.

Ok, Ok, let me explain, I don’t hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, which by chance make up for about 90% of them, I love the other 10%. How can I tell the difference you say, well its simple, the lazy poor fuck is your standard everyday welfare mother of 12,  you know exactly what I’m talking about, they opted to choose Welfare as a career choice, They have a dozen kids because welfare pays per child. It takes them awhile to Welfare their way into the middle class you lazy piece of fucking shit. When I go to the mechanics and I see a welfare whore and her dozen awful children, and she is driving a 2006 Cadillac, Using a damn welfare voucher of $1500 to put rims on it, this simply amazes me. Why is the state that we are paying taxes in, paying for a lazy cunts rims. Seriously, why is the state not looking into the welfare lifers as we all know and love.

I go into the grocery store, and the woman has a dozen kids running around, they all look like shit, wearing clothes from the 70’s, While the mother is sporting a new Gucci bag, and an $800 outfit, whilst driving a damn Escalade. Back to the point of her buying three carts of food, and us normal working class are still eating Raman noodles. Give me a break. I see these women all the time, they are rabid here. I was in Gordons food, you know GFS, and once again, a dozen kids, the woman was buying boxes of sirloin restaurant steaks on her welfare card, she bought 6 of these, they cost 80$ each, WTF.

Back to my Rant. I do not hate all poor people, just the lazy ones, Everyone and I mean Everyone can go to school, college will give anyone a loan, there is no excuse for not being educated if you are poor, Now there is a lot of poor people who can’t help it, they had a good life when things just went sour, they lost their wife or children, they get caught in the avalanche of life, those are the ones I will give anything I have on me for, They literally got shit on by life, but that is a small 10%, the rest are just lazy, refuse to get off their ass and do anything for themselves, they were raised in the mindset that everyone owes them, thank their parents I guess for teaching them a trade to pimp the system.

These people are a waste, They were raised as SHIT, and they are raising their children like SHIT, and their lives, and their children’s life’s and their  grandchildren’s life’s will be nothing more than SHIT, They prey upon society and our generosity, they live life to live of others and should be put down like a lame horse, if they are no use to the advancement in our civilization then why do they exist.

For the true poor, I will continue to help, and give you the helping hand you need, to the lazy poor, I am going to try to make your life hell. Get a damn education and get out from under my wing, I didn’t screw your mother, there is no reason I should be taking care of you.

People wonder why other countries hate us, and laugh at us, this is a reason why. This flaming pile of shit comes out, starring fast cars getting in crashes, whores, and terrible acting. Sadly, I’m willing to bet this film, if you can call it that, will be a box office smash. They will slop out piles of junk like this every year because the retard demographic is ASTOUNDINGLY HIGH in this country. OMG CARZ N CHICKZ!!! AWESOME!!!! It sickens me. Just like The Fast And The Furious, just like You Got Served, just more mockery of film making, and you dopey fucks eat it up like cereal. I’m sorry, no inner city youths settle their differences with a fucking dance off, you fucks. The people who write movies like this should have their wrists bashed with a nail bat, so they can never write anything again.

If you wanna see fast cars in crashes, watch NASCAR, if you wanna see whores acting badly, watch a porno, you depraved fucks. Quit seeing these movies that crap up the theaters, while actual FILM MAKERS can have those spots. You wonder why most of the critically acclaimed movies are things you’ve never heard of. Stuff this year like The Last King of Scotland, starring Forrest Whittaker, or Half Nelson, starring Ryan Gosling, you know, actual movies with plots and structure and such. I’m not a film major, I’m not some dick wad in the business, I’m just your average shlub, but I actually have a mind.

I do realize that I won’t stop these films, the mindless will continue to go out in droves, like zombies, and give their hard earned money to these Vultures who will continue to mass produce these fucking flicks, just like the music industry, who will make the same songs and same artists over and over again, because your too stupid to notice it stinks. Fuck you all.

This had me rolling so i had to post it, even tho this site is meant for rants, this guy had me cracking up.

“sir tilt your head back and close your eyes”
” you close your mother fuckin eyes”
“sir im not taking the test”

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Thou shalt not covet thy wife, If thou does covet they wife, bring someone for thy to covet.

Thou shalt not kiss thy prostitute on thy lips, neither set.

Thou shalt not piss in thy fish tank while thou is throwing a house party.

Thou shalt not eat ones food and hide the wrappers in the couch so thou shalt not find them for 3 months.

Thou shalt not ever kiss thy woman after thou has gone ass to mouth. If thou does go ass to mouth assume a quick exit strategy as thy woman will expect a kiss after said ass to mouth.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife, unless thy can take thy neighbor.

Thou shalt not acknowledge the hippy liberal scum, put a band-aid on that bleeding heart and jump back into reality.

Thou shalt coven thy ex girlfriends mother if thy ex was a cheating whore.

Thou shalt not rush and jump in front of me while I am driving, and only go 5 fucking miles an hour.

Thou shalt not break into and rob a bank, store, business, house or any other type of dwelling, and drop their wallet in the process. Congrats Chris, see you in 5 to 10.

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At a viewers request i have to add an 11th

It is not ok for thy to be French!!

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Yes, College aged douche bags and Soccer Moms, I’m someone under 50 who likes our President! I know, it’s amazing, you didn’t think we existed, we’re rare, but we’re here. I am sure some of you are saying, “What?? Impossible!! No one can like him, the media outlets say so!!” Well, tough shit. You wanna know why I like him? Because you hate him. Think about it, a man who can piss off THIS many people has to be doing something right. Every tool who knows nothing about Politics, or get their viewpoints from a Liberally bias media despises the man, which makes him one of my most favorite people. Someone who can so torture idiots, a man who can have shitty bands like Green Day write songs about their undying hatred for him, the more I think of it, the more I realize what an inspiration this guy is.

I don’t wanna hear your anti-war protests, fuck, I like that were in Iraq. When 9-11 happened, and Bush said we will get terrorists and terrorist sympathizers, everyone went nuts and ate it up. When he followed through, now its not cool? How the fuck can you be so hypocritical? Sure, Saddam didn’t bomb us, yet, but we went there for two reasons. One, intelligence had concluded they had Nuclear weapons, they were unfounded, but thems the breaks, intelligence can’t be right 100% of the time. Secondly, on that terrorist theme, this man, this regime, killed SEVERAL thousands of his own people…….get back to me, but wouldn’t that fall under the heading of terrorist? Yes, I thought so as well. So, we get the man out of power, and we are trying to help this country become somewhat civilized…..why is that wrong? I don’t care if it happens or not, but the less little building bombers that come along, the better, wouldn’t you agree? No, you wouldn’t, your stupid.

Alas, no matter what, everyone will continue to blame George for everything that has ever gone wrong in the world. You do know, he was Hitler’s right hand man, right? He also caused the Chicago Riots. Why shouldn’t you blame him? Hell, the Politicians like Jennifer Granholm, (for you Michigan folk) whom you love, do the same! She blamed the Michigan economical problems on Bush, even though people out West are making money hand over fist. How does a President effect only one state in a negative manner? It makes me sick. This state is the ONLY one thats lost jobs the last four years straight, and not only does the blame go to the President, the people of this state RE-ELECT the cunt responsible. Wow….it just blows my mind.

-Mr. Tickles

You know what really pisses me off? WHORES. Whores piss me off worse than anything else in the entire universe.. You know what pisses me off more than WHORES? Whores who get pregnant and use abortion as a form of birth control.

OK HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO? Wouldn’t you know after the first time you skeezy little gutter sluts that if you get pregnant or don’t want to get pregnant that you should,

1.  quit going out and spreading your disease infested snatch to the rest of the world,
2. buy something called BIRTH CONTROL,
3. STOP FUCKING and make this world a better place to live in.Fuck you you nasty little skeezes and I hope you get a nasty infection from your gonnaherpesyhpillaids. And do us a favor.. they do make something called FDS… aka feminine deodarent spray… USE IT!!!

And GOD help us all if you reproduce although I guess the world needs a few more good employees to work the drink machine at McDonalds. “Do you want fries with that?”

That is my rant for the day thank you that is all..

-Madamoiselle Violette

The similarities between gays and thugs are phenomenal, in this summarizing article i will show the unique characteristics that homosexuals and thugs have in common. Some people will be offended, and I apologize to the homosexuals for associating you with “gangsters”, but it is not your class of people that is stealing the style and traits, from what i have seen the thugs have solely took your style and habits and made them there own. The many traits of your urban thug, gangster or OG, leads me to believe that most if not all are closet gays. Let me point out a few of the basic traits that all point to this fact.

• Sagging Pants - Origin of the sagging pants was in prison, this was to let other inmates know that were gay, and your ass was open for season. In the last decade thugs have chosen to make this standard part of there dress code. Coincident, i highly doubt it.

Notice the similarities in the two, i thought you did.

• Colorful apparel consisting of mainly Rainbows, Bright Neons and of course multiple fancy shiny colorful shoes. Gay men in particular love to have a nice large collection of colorful garments, this is brought about by the hightened estrogen levels that give them the womans knack and fashion sense. The homosexuals usually have a large collection of bright colored shirts, jackets and shoes. The thugs on the other hand have a large collection of bright colored shoes, shirts and jackets, hrmm. Once again very similar in the fashion sense. Gays flaunt rainbowesque shirts, thugs “pimp” rainbowesque hoodies and fleece. let me get you more pictures of some examples.

The similarities in fashion are uncanny. Hell i think elton john looks less gay than a thug in that hoodie.

Once again the thug sneaker is far more flamboyant than the gay sneaker. Not only did they take the homosexual style, but they made it even gayer. How is that even possible. Congrats to the worlds gangsters for letting your Gay Colors shine.

• Most gays are known for being a bit overly sensitive, well thugs are even worse, They call it “Keeping it Real”, but in reality it is an over reaction to any situation. IE: Stepping on ones shoe “you smudged my puma mother fucker, your gonna pay for that shit”, when in reality it would easily wash right of, but since they have to try and prove there not soft they get over sensitive and over react to the minor scuff and want to fight. Any normal man would care less, why because they spent $20 on a pair of 1/2 off adidas and consider them disposable. Thugs on the other hand with there high fashion sense paid $200 for there rainbow specialty Nikes. Also might i mention the over reaction to the mother jokes, normal man will laugh and make a joke back, a Gangster will get highly offended and once again attempt to prove that they are not a bitch and try to fight. This constant attempt to try to prove that they are “Hard” would make me assume that they are trying to cover up something, why else would anyone ever want to fight over a joke.

• Accessories - Something every thug has to have is accessories, From flashy Bling to the Kicks, the almighty bling amazes me, as your average man the only jewelry i wear is a wedding ring, which i would not wear unless i was forced to by the wife, but gangsters on the otherhand will wear far more jewelry than most gay men ever thought of. Why is this, why do they feel the need to look so shiny and glamorous, the bigger gawdy the jewelry is the better, the shinier the better. At this point Elton John is the hardest fucker on earth if we are going by gangster clout.

Between these two men alone they have set a beyond gay trend in thug america, what happened to looking like a man, an entire class of man has stepped into the realm of estrogen, they take fashion to far, they take jewelry to far, and take there emotions to a depth no man should ever go….

To sum it all up what have we learned today, that most gangsters, thugs and G’s are closet homosexuals. They try hard to stay in fashion, the new era of Gangsta Glam makes me sick. Back in the day a thug was something to be feared, now they are just a kolidascope of colors that when the sun hits just right they shoot beams of light that can start small fires.

They are no longer men but glorified metrosexuals, at that there is so many of them to egg eachother on and set the trends further into gayness that they don’t even realize what they have become, since when did a $150 shirt make you hard, if i remember correctly a $3 party store shirt gave off a much better “Thug” impression, personally no matter how many flamboyant colors you wear it is not going to instill fear into people, your car is getting brighter, your teeth are shinier, your clothes are flashier, your just one big ol gay shiny star, Congrats, your a dick in the ass shy of making your deadbeat prison daddy proud. Next big fad will be to walk around with a neon dildo hanging from your rearview mirror, spinning of course.

This is only part one of the Gangster/Homosexual similarities, trust me there is alot more, until next time.

Yeah, the WNBA does suck. If there are chicks doing anything in sports they should either be cheerleading or giving their men hand jobs while they watch sports. Women’s sports are boring and they have to have all kinds of different rules because they can not do things like a man can. Equal rights don’t mean that things should be made easier because these people have vaginas, if women were equal shouldn’t they be using the same size ball court and everything else?

Quit pretending to be men, and go make your guy a sammich.

I am Ms. Gray it’s a pleasure to be writing on this site. I am a totally off kinda girl. I hate women’s lib, feminists and all that garbage. Don’t burn your bras girls, you need them so you don’t get too floppy!

I just wanted to make a quick introduction of myself, I will be using this site to do a lot of my ranting!

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There’s a lot of shit out there that ticks me off, so thanks Mr. Red for giving us this space to let it all out.

I don’t call myself liberal or conservative, just pissed off. I’ll be back with a rant for all of you a bit later, just felt like checking into my new digs, checking out my new ranting partners, and ready to let the shit hit the fan.