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2013-04-17T10:44:00.000-07:00

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Love sms I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Love sms if you fall in love there is no hope
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Love sms If U delete this message
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Love sms Do you believe in love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

Love sms Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

Love sms You are like the sunshine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

Love sms circles go on forever
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

Love sms L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

Love sms You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

Love sms can I have "U"?
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

Love sms you are the only one for me?
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Love sms Love is like a golden chain t
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love sms sweet as a rose bud bright
sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

Love smsI have liked many but loved
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u

Love sms Sometimes My eyes get jealouse
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

Love smsuv been called b4 cupids
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead

Love sms I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place

Love sms Ur only mine wen i dream.wen
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!

Love sms I believe that God above
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

Love sms Girl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!

Love sms WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME

Love sms today a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

Love sms L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever

Love sms Love is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving...

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old... free sms

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time...

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never...

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands...

fellings sms

2012-05-27T10:20:00.000-07:00

It's better to accept the fact that you are not appreciated than to insist yourself to someone who never really see your worth.

God's hand is up0n U 2day touching ur life with Joy, blessing ur heart with love and c0mforting urself with peace. Smile... and be happy.

The best feeling comes when you realize that you are perfectly HAPPY without the things once you thought you needed the most." :)

A smile can unlock more doors than any key. :)

Getting angry is actually punishing yourself with the mistakes of others.

we're ol cApaBle of making ourSelves hapPy...buT hapPinesS is s0mewhat difFerent when s0me0ne else d0es it f0r us..IT'S MUCH SWEETER..

We don't have everything to enjoy life, but we have life to enjoy everything. Always choose to see the nice things. Life is happier that way.ü

A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everyone around brighten into smiles. May God bring back to u all the hapiness u've given to others.

nothing's even more happier than to see som1 hu appreciates you in the smallest thing.. accepts you in times of hardships.. comforts you when troubled.. loves you no matter what, and simply because...they are happy for having you..:) good morning sunshine!

"A tongue has no bones. but it can BREAK a heart." so,be wise to what you say. cause,trust wont be rebuilt easily.

The best part when you're about to sleep is knowing that someone is...waiting for you to wake up.....But the greatest part before closing your eyes, is knowing you'll be sleeping with a smile? because God saw the goodness in your heart.

there are songs that can rili make u sad & cry wen u hear them, but it's n0t actually d' song, it's d person behind d memories.

"Laughing isn't something you do for fun.. It is sometimes a relief when you badly misses someone, or an instant escape when you're hurting too much."

I think dat one of d best fiLings in lyf is discovering dat u stiL dserve 2 be apreciated by sum1... regardles on how sumbody eLse have made u fiL unworth For d longest tym.

:If the sun shines in our soul, does it matter if it rains outside? Happiness in the LORD always overshadows the sadness that some events bring.

Treat everyone with kindness, even those who are rude to u, not because they are not nice but because.. YOU are nice.

take some time to smile when you're sad, to rest when you're tired, to love if you're feeling empty, & to let go if you need to..time endures, time heals..in this life, just take some time for urself, then you'll see, everything will fall into the right place...

TIPS TO BE GOOD LOOKING: FOR LOVELY EYES- Always look at the good side of other people. (Phil.2:4) FOR TENDER LIPS- Speak only kind words towards others. (Col.4:6) FOR A CHARMING FACE- Always smile with a happy heart (Prov.15:13) FOR GRACEFUL ARMS- Reach out with compassion to those in need. (Rom.9:15) FOR BEAUTIFUL FEET Always walk with GOD! (Gen.6:9). Be a Good-looking person all the time..

Happy Anniversary sms

2012-05-27T10:01:00.001-07:00

Your love makes my days happy and bright. Into my world you brought pure delight. Joy beyond reason you've given me. Our love is true, this I can see.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. - Mark Twain

Hoping that the love you shared years ago, is still as strong today as it was. Then bringing you much joy, love and happiness to celebrate again. Happy anniversary!

Every year with you is sweeter than the last. You are my endless love.

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

All my love for you free. Wishing you a very happy anniversary!

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the independence is equal,the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. Happy anniversary.

There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Let us celebrate the love we share, and the days that we will keep loving each other till the end. Happy anniversary!

Love brought you together as husband and wife, and gave each of you a best friend for life. Happy Anniversary!

Have a happy anniversary. A day that's filled with fun. And remember the day that you two became one!

May love continuously rule your relationship, as you rule each other with patience and care. Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.

To the couple who found love and live with it. Happy wedding anniversary!

Anniversary is the day you remember that both of you committed to a lifetime of love and relationship. Cheers then for remembering!

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Marriage is a work in progress with a lifetime contract. - Phyllis Koss

Where there is love there is no darkness. - Burundi Proverb

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. - Anonymous

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. - Chinese Proverb

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. - Friedrich Halm

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.- Martin Luther

If I know what love is, it is because of you. - Herman Hesse

Love one another and you will be happy. It is as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than all the money in the world. - Catherine Pulsifer

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

The highest happiness on earth is marriage. - William Lyon Phelps

May today be filled with happy memories of the past and bright hopes for the future. Happy Anniversary

You don't marry someone you can live with. You marry the person who you cannot live without. - Author Unknown

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years. - Simone Signoret

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. - Gene Perret

It’s not where you go or what you do, it’s who you take along with you. - Unknown Author

The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent and it must be equal. - Frank Pittman

Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the love you’ve given me. Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife. Happy wedding anniversary!

The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.

The goal of our life should not be to find joy in marriage, but to bring more love and truth into the world. - Leo Tolstoy

beautiful sms

2012-05-27T09:42:00.000-07:00

New day, new blessings. Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today. Blessings of God are new every morning. Today has its own promise of love, forgiveness, joy and success.

The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are. But on how happy others can be... because of you. God Bless!

New day, new blessings. dont let yesterdays failures ruin d beauty of 2day. Blessings of God r new evry AM. 2day has its own promise of luv, 4givness, joy & success.

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

When you find a dream inside your heart, don't ever let it go.... for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow.

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we cry, when we imagine, when we kiss? Because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen.

Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.

I knew no beauty, until you appeared. I knew no sweetness until you came. I knew no joy, until you cared. I knew no sorrow, until you left. I know you will come back, and make me love again.

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

God unfolds each day like the petals of a rose, each gentle touch a beauty to behold, hope each of your moments today be so held with his tender loving care.

The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a beautiful day.

A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the most beautiful books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and most often in the tongue of the liar.

The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day.

Love is as beautiful as two people choose to make it!

Search for truth and you shall find beauty. Search for beauty and you shall find love. Search for love and you shall find God. Search for God and you shall have them all!

Some frens r remembered bcoz of der smile. Some frens r remembered bcoz of der style. But you r remembered bcoz u r so nice to remember. Take care.

nvr n my lyf hav i knwn sum1 as spcl as u r. 8's bcoz i can only c u wid my heart...n wat i c is a beautiful prson hu i wont c anywer else bt jst n u.

Birthday sms

2012-05-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Sending birthday blessings, Filled with love and peace and joy, Wishing sweetest things happen, Right before your eyes today that is your birthday

As you grow a year older, my wish for you is that you mature in mind and spirit but remain ageless in beauty.Happy birthday!

A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are. :)

On this special day, I wish you continuous good health, more wealth,love and happiness.Happy Birthday!

On this special occasion, may all that you wish for be granted to you. Have a lovely birthday!

My wish for you on this special day is that may you remain ageless but wiser and that may peace and happiness be with you all the days of your life. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! May God grant you love, joy, peace and happiness.Enjoy your day.

Another year has passed and as you celebrate your birthday this yer and turn a year older. May you have all that you wish for come true. Have a happy birthday!

This day is a wonderful day, because someone special is celebrating her birthday, a day to celebrate and cherish. Happy birthday!

Birthdays are special occasions and they call for special celebrations. Let us celebrate you birthday today!
Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday!

Whose birthday is today? It belongs to a special person who is reading this message sent with beautiful wishes from someone who has been blessed by her friendship and good personality. Happy birthday!

Today marks the day a good person was born, with a lovely heart, a beautiful body, an enchanting smile, an influential mind, and an appealing personality. Yes, today is my birthday!

It is a nice feeling to have known a gold hearted person like you in whom I can confide everything. Whose presence around has always been a source of joy and happiness for me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

It's a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday." HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, Happy Birth Day!

A prayer: 2 bless ur way, A wish : 2 lighten ur moments, A cheer: 2 perfect ur day, A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun.

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday...!

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

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2012-05-23T00:38:00.000-07:00

To edit your template it will always be associated with that name the HTML color code. Unlike ordinary color code, HTML color code this using numbers rather than letters. Sample code for white is # FFFFFF, # 000000 for black, and many more codes for other colors, if I mention one by one will take place and a long time. For that I make in a big box with color pictures which if clicked will display the color code. Check this out simple and nice Hex Color Chart
Color Code Generator

You want get this HEX COLOR CHART color code to your blog? if you want make this page let me know and write some comments and i'll give you in the next post. or if you think this is usefull writte some comments to support us, thanks for visiting enjoy blogging :)

Jokes humor and funny sms 4

2012-05-22T08:57:00.001-07:00

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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

There are now three ways of describing a glass with water half of its volume. It is either half-full, half-empty or half-safe to drink.

He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.

I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world's number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.

Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.

Someone claimed that Maria Clara could not be the model of Filipino women. "History never mentioned that she brushed her teeth," was the explanation.

The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.

I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where! Hinuli ako ng pulis!

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. Naks! Nakangiti na yan!

Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.

You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

If you're like my pillow, you're huggable. If you're like my cell phone, you're smart. If you're my chocolate, you're sweet. If you're like me, grabe and cute mo naman!

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

You'll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "Yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

If you're not cute don't continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point... So don't dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!

The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.

Newsflash: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. Policeman: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!

If only I'm an angel, I'll protect you. I'll lend you my wings. I'll watch over you. But I'm not an angel, hawig lang.

When a veteran actor dies, women weep. When a young actor dies, girls cry, "Sayang!"

I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache.

Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down. Nakakangawit eh!

No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman.

Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!

Five reasons why I keep texting you:
1. You made me feel welcomed
2. You made me smile
3. You appreciate my thoughts
4. You spend time reading my messages
5. Di ako kuripot tulad mo!

When you feel left out and all alone, just try to close your eyes for a moment and think of me. Afterwards, you will suddenly smile and say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!

Ang ganda ng umaga because of you. Ang ganda ng dream ko, it was all about you. Ang sakit ng ulo ko, puro you na lang ng you. Sabi ni doc, maybe because I miss you.

When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it 'tsismis'.
I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky na lang ulit.

Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!

I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.

Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

I know you've got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be - the cutest you've got.

I live a very difficult life. I'm always hurt! Whenever people call me cute, good looking, smart and lovable, I'm always hurt! Totoo pala, the truth hurts!

I asked my guardian angel for a friend whom I can love forever. She gave me you. And so I called on her again and asked: "Wala na bang iba?"

Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present!

I'm not sure what life could bring you. I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.

Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na ka-text.

People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Playboy, speaking to a girl: "I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favorite girlfriend."\

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear. Cause love is blind!

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?

When I was lost, you were there. When I was down, you were there. When I was bankrupt, you were there. When I almost died, you were there... Teka, baka ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
Dear fellow texters, Due to Globeline problems, we are experiencing delayed messages. This is why as early as now I would like to greet you a Merry Christmas.

Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.

Jokes humor and funny sms 3

2012-05-22T08:48:00.000-07:00

Jokes humor and funny sms 3
The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering... hehehehe lol:)

Question: what makes you different from a lottery jackpot? Answer: In lottery, I have one in a million chance. But to find someone as sweet and pretty and sexy as you, the chance is one in a billion. Hehehe. :)

Looking for the right person is like looking for a healthy food. It doesn't need to be delicious as long as it's good for the heart.

all work and no play makes a dull day. all play and no work makes one hungry.

gud friEnds r Lyk c0ffee,sugar and crEam dey hvE diff.apprance and purp0ses buT weN d0s thngs mixd 2gdr, it wiL create dLci0us drink.

If y0u see pip0l w/0ut a smile t0day. Give them y0urs.:) it myt be d 0NLY SUNSHINE they'll see ol day. G0od m0rning!:D

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one a!"

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

The only people whom I greet "Good morning" are those who are smart, cute and with strong sex appeal. So, how about it. Let me just greet you "good afternoon!"

"Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there's only one today and I wouldn't let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

When I say good morning, it means I'm thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!

Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don't worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without

Jokes humor and funny sms 2

2012-05-22T08:32:00.000-07:00

Jokes humor and funny sms 2

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.

Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?

What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.

I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?

You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.

Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.

You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

If you're like my pillow, you're huggable. If you're like my cell phone, you're smart. If you're my chocolate, you're sweet. If you're like me, grabe and cute mo naman!

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

You'll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "Yan tatanga-tanga kasi".

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.

If you're not cute don't continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point... So don't dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!

The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.
Newsflash: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. Policeman: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!
If only I'm an angel, I'll protect you. I'll lend you my wings. I'll watch over you. But I'm not an angel, hawig lang.
When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it 'tsismis'.
I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky na lang ulit.
Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!
I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
I know you've got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be - the cutest you've got.

Jokes humor and funny sms

2012-05-22T08:27:00.001-07:00

Jokes, humor and funny sms

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that cows can't fly!

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

When everything is coming your way, you're driving on the wrong lane.

If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wished you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

Relationships r like traffic signs 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no u turn, no left turn, but d best so far is give way and keep right.

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. instead of space shuttle, they walked into a garden.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Da gud frn is like a bra, hard to find, comfortable, supportive, n prevents u from fallin. holds u tight n always close to ur heart. ur my dear bra.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

Our frndship means alot 2 me, dat if we wer d last people on a sinking ship & der s only 1 lyf vest, i'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna mis u 4 sure..!

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!

Love is not about the melody of violins, it's about the squeaking of bed springs.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one!"

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".

Good morning sms 3

2012-05-22T08:21:00.000-07:00

Good morning sms 3

We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.Good morning!

A simple good morning becomes a special greeting wen sum1 so dear it is heartily given...Because u hav 2 me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love. Good morning

I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.

Each morning sees some task begin, Each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done, Has earned a night's repose. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!

I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still be waking up smiling for the same reason every morning.

I'd like mornings better if they started later. -Author Unknown

No cute sayings to say, no cute graphics to send. Just a simple good day, hope that will be okay.

Everyday is a happy day as long as you text me once a day. I tell you, this is no lie. A text from you always makes me smile.

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. - Elbert Hubbard

I woke up 2day smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still be waking up smiling 4 the same reason.

Hey, good morning! Rise and shine! As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun, I wish that you would be well and fine.

Could you do me a favor? Put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder. There! I've just given you a morning hug.

No Greeting2 Give No Sweet Flowers 2 Send No Cute Graphic2 forwrd.Just A Loving Heart Wishing U Good Morning!

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. -Kahlil Gibran

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. -Josh Billings

Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Good morning

A cup of hot hello, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success 4 u. Good morning and have a yummy day.

There is no special occasion today, no reason to text, no news to share, and
no problems to air. It’s just one of those times I wish to say I remembered U!good day

All mornings are like a painting, you need a little inspiration to get you going, a little smile to brighten it and a message from someone who cares to color your day.

Good morning sms 3

2012-05-22T08:12:00.000-07:00

Good morning sms 3

Wakeup with a thankful heart , for all the good things happening in your life, for all the challenges God saw you through and for all the strength heaven sent you to survive. Wake up with a thankful heart, and share the love that has come to you today. Have a cheerful day.

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

Hey, good morning! Rise and shine. As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun, I wish that you would be well and fine.

One of the joys in modern life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!

As the dawn breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God shower you His blessings of love and lead you always to the right path. Good morning.

Sunrise makes our mornings beautiful but the words of God strengthen us and make our lives more meaningful. Smile & enjoy life!

Smile! Because you have just received an SMS from someone hoping you are fine. Good am.

A special breakfast for you today: a plate of love, a bowl of peace, a spoon of hope, a fork of care, and a glass of prayer. Enjoy your meal for you are under God's care.

Mornings are reminders that God loves you! You're not just given another day to enjoy but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday.

God is truly wise. He made sadness so we'd know joy, pain so we'd have pleasure, war so we'd seek peace, hate so we can love and a morning so we can face a new day.

Good morning sms 2

2012-05-22T08:08:00.001-07:00

Good morning sms

A morning thought, a morning prayer, a morning wish for a good person who makes a good morning for other peoples' lives. May God bless you always.

There are only two days in our lives that we can do nothing about: One is YESTERDAY which is gone...while the other is TOMORROW which is uncertain and may not come at all....We can only live in TODAY: eat...love...pray...work...relax..and above all enjoy today.:)

Hope U wke ùp wìth à SMìLÉ on y0ÜR FÄcÉ, a HÉÄrt fùll of LÖVÉ and a MÖrnìng fùll of ìNSPìRÄTìÖN...GÜD MÖRNING...Tàkè cärè...

Life doesn't come with guarantees. Just know that smiling will brighten your face, laughter will brighten your day, and good people will make your life great...g0od m0rning and be safe!

i luv mornings.. it mkes me thnk of d value of life, it asks me to live not on ystrday's sorrows nor 2morw's dreams, bt on 2day's God's wnderful blessings!

As much as u want to plan your life, God has a way of surprising you with unxpected things that will make u happier than u originaly planned. g0od M0rning.. be safe ahead!

Never tell yourself, "I am tired." The more you accept that thought, the more lexhausted you'll become. But if you telll yourself, "I can do even more", you'll find that there are no limits to what you can accomplish. Be strong always for God never gets tired of guiding you all the time.

In your life, you've got:
3 "L" to keep---Love,Life,Lord.
3 "T" to control--Tongue,Temper,Temptation.
3 "H" to have--Honesty,Hardwork,Health.
3 "B" to watch--Beauty,Behavior,Bravery.
3 "A" to avoid--Anger,Arrogance,Abuse.
Follow these and you will have a good life.

If events are turning WELL, ENJOY...If they go WRONG, Don't WORRY, It won't last long. REASONS: Larger FAITH means Lesser FEAR, Greater TRUST means Smaller DOUBTS, Stronger BELIEFS means Weaker WORRIES. Keep FAITH burning.Enjoy life at its best.

GOD has made life so good that even if we don't exactly get what we want, we realize that what He has given us is actually the BEST for us!

When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them. When you are happy and feel blessed, remember, someone has prayed 4 u too.

GOD's plan is always best, sometimes the process is painful & hard, but don't forget when GOD is silent, He's doing something BEST for you surprisingly!

A blind boy was w8ng 4 som1 2 drop a coin in his can, he had a board written, "I'm blind, pls feel pity." A man came, dropped a coin and erased wat was written on d board. Soon, d boy heard a lot of coins being dropped in his can. D boy wondered and asked som1 2 read wat was on d board. It says, "Today is a beautiful day, too bad I can't see it.. gud day..always be a blessing to oders..--enj0y every single day of ur lyf..and always THANK GOD!!

Good morning sms

2012-05-22T08:04:00.000-07:00

Good morning sms

Mornings are beautiful and so are you. Hope you wake up early, and shine with smile and beauty. This means excitement for me and everybody. Happy morning!

As the sun rises in the sky, we wake up feeling refreshed and looking forward to the rest of the day. Have a wonderful morning.

May ur morning be simply beautiful, Filled w/ sunshine & skies of blue. May d rest of ur day be even better w/ peace & joy touching all that u do.

Seeing the sun shine in the sky means the day is yet to start. Here's wishing that you have a wonderful, energetic and fun-filled day. Have a very good morning.

Every morning is a new page of our own story, every big moment is a new chapter so make the best of it and make a great book that may inspire others!

I woke up with a happy heart, thankful for a night of rest & comfort; Grateful for opening my eyes to let another day of God's love & provision. And so, with a prayer in my lips & in my heart, I hope this day finds you well, ever grateful as I am.

SMILE & Thank God for this day...As life is always worthwhile by each passing day, I Wish more blessings to come ur way... Gud m0rning & GODBLESS !

M0rnings r beautiful signs of h0pe.. It was created by GOD 2 let us knw dt lyf d0esnt end aftr d sunset..Evry dawn is a new lyf! Hav a w0nderful m0rning!

Good evening sms

2012-05-22T08:02:00.000-07:00

Good evening sms

Prayer and care are the main ingredients that keep closeness alive...despite distance and schedule, and since I can't see you..let my prayer be with you always...Good evening!

Good evening. What ever happened to your day, just relax and manage to smile tonight. You know, life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to e enjoyed. Enjoy the rest of the evening!

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. No matter how tough the world may seem, I still wish you the sweetest dreams. Good evening.

Don't brood nor hold on to anger, hurt, or pain. It steals your energy & keeps you from love. Get on with living & loving. You don't have forever learn to bend; it's better than breaking. Expect what is reasonable, not what is perfect. Gud pm!

A smile makes u look YOUNGER.. while Prayer makes u look STRONGER.. so smile & pray always. G0od pm.

Sweet line from Jesus Christ: "I've come to you not to make you love me, but rather to make you realize that you're worth loving." Good evening!

G- 0d
0- ffers us His
0- utstanding
D- evotion to
M- ake us
0- bedient and
R- eady for a
N-ew day w/ Him
I- nspire others
N- ow to love
G- od! :)

A heart that is open to appreciate every blessing should always be bigger than the eyes that see what is missing. good evening.

Don't be sad when you miss someone. Just wait till you see each other again, and make another moment to be missed..good evening.

Life can be happier & less stressful if we remember one simple thought: "We cant have all that we desire, but God wil give us all that we deserve". Good pm.

2 of d hardest tests n life: d patience to wait for d right moment..and d courage to accept dat u'v waited for nothing.

A happy heart is good medicine and a positive mind worth healing.. don t forget to smile because it adds color to your life.. good evening.

take care.
God
is always
on time,
Never behind
&never ahead,
Happy is d pers0n
who learns 2 wait
as he prays
& never l0ses patience,
F0r G0d's time is the best.

Do you know
why God
keeps on xtending ur lyf up 2 dis far?
its not because
you need it,
but because someone else needs you.
be a bLessing.
Good evening!

There are moments in my life
that i will always remember,
not just because
they were important ,
but because YOU
were there !
Good evening.

Goodnight sms

2012-05-22T07:46:00.000-07:00

Goodnight sms

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams!

The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don't care, and you may think that I'm not thinking of you. Well, you're wrong. You're still in my dreams.

I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I'm gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.

My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you.

I know right now you are thinking of me and you probably got a million things to do. But I guess you should know that the whole time you were busy, I was worried about you. So take care, ok.

May the angels sprinkle stardust on your pillow to give you dreams so sweet and may God bless you and make them real.

Just sleep tight and thank God for the wonderful things He has blessed you. Be grateful and thank Him, coz He will give you more important things.

Close your eyes and go to sleep, for angels are there for you to keep. If there are worries, please don't weep. I'm at the other side, just give me a beep.

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!

Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... good night!

Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours each day.

A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.

When an angel came to me, he asked: "What is your wish for tonight?" I said "Please take care of the person who's reading this message." Goodnight!

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!

Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day.

I may be gone for a minute, for hours, for a day. I may not be able to say good am, good pm or good night but I'll never try to say goodbye to a person who has been sweet and true.

How to Created a Blogger Template

2011-11-10T20:37:00.000-08:00

It's very long time i never update my blog earn dollar online cause im a quite busy and also the cost of internet connection in here is quite expensive. But today i want to share how to create Blogger templates with easy way. Probably many of you do not really understand about HTML, CSS, PHP, Java Script and much more that I don't really know all about it too. Though it is the key to making a design template for your blog or website as we want, than how we can continue to create our own template? if you know Html, CSS, PHP, Java script that was easy for you to make a template, but for people like me maybe you, this stuff gonna kill us right?. The question is how you can create a bloger template with easy without know much about the programming languages above, for now you can use an application called Artisteer Template Generator.

With this you can create a template with a very quick and easy. This application also supports to make some templates from: Joomla, Wordpress, Drupal, DotNetNuke, HTML Page, ASP.NET Application, Code Charge Studio, and also Blogger.

For Artisteer Screenshot see below:

However, Artisteer is not a free program that you can instantly download.
You must reach your pockets to purchase the application. but don't be discouraged, because Artisteer gives you the opportunity to download the trial in www.artisteer.com
For how to used this Application and the crack of this application (if i can find it hahaha..) i will shared it in the next post.

see you soon and keep visiting here with a new tips :)

Mengatasi Yahoo Messenger Blank/Teks Tidak Muncul

2011-06-07T10:50:00.000-07:00

Setelah pusing-pusing main yahoo mesenger yang tidak muncul pesannya akhirnya bisa juga. jika diantara kalian ada yang pernah mengirim pesan lewat yahoo messenger tulisan kita tidak muncul atau tidak terlihat padahal ketika kita mengetik pesan di kotak chat tulisan terlihat tapi ketika di-send tulisan tidak muncul/tidak terlihat di layar chat atas? bahkan temen chat kita sendiri melihat pesan kita dan kita tidak melihat punya kita begitu juga punya temen kita. atau ketika seseorang mengirim pesan chat ke ID kita yang muncul hanya kotak chat tanpa terlihat satu pun teks di sana?

Untuk mengatasinya ada beberapa cara untuk yang pertama:

Dengan mengetikkan script berikut di run command, (Sign Out dulu dari yahoo messenger Anda sebelum mengetikkan script berikut).

regsvr32 wshom.ocx
regsvr32 jscript.dll
regsvr32 urlmon.dll
regsvr32 c:\Windows\System32\vbscript.dll

Jika Anda bingung karena belum pernah menggunakan run command sebelumnya, berikut petunjuk langkah² yang lebih detailnya:

Klik Start Menu
Klik Run
Ketikkan regsvr32 wshom.ocx
Tekan Enter
Ketikkan regsvr32 jscript.dll
Tekan Enter
Ketikkan regsvr32 urlmon.dll
Tekan Enter
Ketikkan regsvr32 c:\Windows\System32\vbscript.dll
Tekan Enter

Silakan Sign In kembali ke Yahoo Messenger Anda. Seharusnya teks sudah bisa terlihat kembali.

Atau cara yang ke dua coba cara ini, dengan melakukan editing pada registry, ini adalah yang paling ampuh hehe, karena punya berhasil dengan ini:

Buka Regedit (Klik: Start menu -> pilih: Run.. –> ketik: regedit -> tekan: Enter)
Cari/find:HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\Zones
Hapus folder ‘kotak’ sedangkan folder 01234 dibiarkan saja (seperti pada gambar di bawah).
Tutup Regedit.
Restart komputer.

Jika cara diatas tidak bisa yang ke 3 adalah anda bisa melakukan pengecekan pada setting browser Internet Explorer, yaitu dengan cara:

Buka/klik Internet Explorer
Klik menu “Tools” pada toolbar Internet Explorer kemudian pilih “Internet Options”
Klik tab “Security”
Klik icon internet bergambar globe bola dunia (secara default sudah terpilih)
Klik tombol “Custom Level” dibawah
Geser/scroll ke bawah, cari “Scripting”
Enable semuanya ke-tiga²-nya (Active scripting, Allow paste operations via script, Scripting of Java applets)
Klik tombol “OK” di bawah.
Selesai
Sign In ke Yahoo Messenger

Cara lain yang yang terakhir untuk mengatasi yahoo messenger blank, teks/pesan tidak muncul adalah dengan install ulang IE (Internet Explorer) atau meng-upgrade-nya ke versi terbaru. atau mungkin anda melakukan ini sehingga menyebabkan rusaknya Yahoo Messenger anda. jadi kembalikan aja pakai IE sebelumnya

Semoga berhasil and berchatting ria ^^

Blog Tutorial Membuat Blockquote Lebih Menarik

2011-06-03T14:12:00.000-07:00

Untuk kali ini saya akan memberikan blog tutorial membuat blockquote lebih menarik. sehingga tampilan blog anda lebih bagus ketika anda membuat posting dengan blockquote untuk beberapa tulisan ataupun untuk sebuah kode yang membutuhkan perhatian khusus. Dalam hal ini tidak sulit ko, anda hanya mengganti beberapa code untuk blockquote sehingga blockquote anda tidak hanya block warna bahkan polos. Tentu saja anda lebih suka yang ini kan:

Untuk membuatnya seperti biasa lakukan langkah berikut:

1. Pertama,pergilah ke Dashboard (Gb.1) blog yang akan anda beri menu navigasi dengan sub menu ini.

Gb.1

2. Selanjutnya pilih tab Edit Html (Gb.2). Backup template anda dengan cara klik "Download Full Template". jika nanti terjadi kesalahan hal ini akan mudah untuk mengembalikan seperti semula

Gb.2

3. Setelah itu centang tulisan / checkbox 'Expand Widget Templates' (Gb.3).

Gb.3
4. Cari code blockquote anda seperti dibawah ini ataupun yang mirip (karena setiap template berbeda-beda) misalnya:

.blockquote {
background:#e9d8eb;
margin:0px 25px 15px 25px;
padding:10px 20px 15px 15px;
border-top:1px solid #dddddd;
border-right:1px solid #666666;
border-left:1px solid #dddddd;
border-bottom:1px solid #666666}

5. Setelah ketemu silahkan anda ganti dengan code berikut:

.blockquote {

    background: url("https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKQMscZUoWXIDCm6DeB7fZaGPs-DsvTzzUKDH_f5m-kS8mhp931yAMub0IB0rpq8Gn7ewJdWLJsqu9L-PkJLPwXdiwtEpjtBtYtsF0-EYd-WPNhmBBfjdQkt6YZyofPAewTp_rdjgy2H8/s1600/source1.jpg") repeat-y scroll 0 0 #FFFFFF;
    border-bottom-right-radius: 10px;
    border-color: #CCCCCC;
    border-style: solid;
    border-width: 1px 1px 1px 12px;
    display: block;
    font-family: Courier New;
    font-size: 11px;
    line-height: 2;
    margin: 4px;
    padding: 0 10px;
    text-align: left; }

PERHATIKAN pada tulisan .blockquote untuk setiap template berbeda jadi anda tidak perlu mengganti tulisan blockquote yg berwarna biru biarkan saja seperti yang ada pada template anda. Anda cukup mengganti codenya dengan yang berwarna merah

6. Jika sudah Save template. kini blockquote anda sudah menjadi lebih menarik.

jangan lupa juga baca ini Cara Membagi Sidebar Menjadi 2 Kolom.

Membagi Sidebar Menjadi 2 kolom

2011-05-31T10:30:00.000-07:00

Bagaimana untuk membuat sidebar 2 kolom tidak lah terlalu sulit. anda tinggal menambah beberapa code yang tidak terlalu banyak. tanpa lama-lama mari kita coba untuk membuat sidebar menjadi 2 kolom. contohnya seperti gambar ini:

1. Pertama,pergilah ke Dashboard (Gb.1) blog yang akan anda beri menu navigasi dengan sub menu ini.

Gb.1

2. Selanjutnya pilih tab Edit Html (Gb.2). Backup template anda dengan cara klik "Download Full Template". jika nanti terjadi kesalahan hal ini akan mudah untuk mengembalikan seperti semula

Gb.2

3. Setelah itu centang tulisan / checkbox 'Expand Widget Templates' (Gb.3).

Gb.3
4. Cari kode seperti dibawah ini ataupun yang mirip (karena setiap template berbeda-beda)

#sidebar-wrapper {
background-color: #f6f6f6;
width:254px;
float:$endSide;
padding:0;
color: $sidebarTextColor;
font-size: 83%;
word-wrap: break-word; /* fix for long text breaking sidebar float in IE */
overflow: hidden; /* fix for long non-text content breaking IE sidebar float */
}

Agar mudah untuk mencarinya ketik sidebar-wrapper atau sidebar-wrap dalam kotak Find.

Catatan:
Setiap template mempunyai susunan kode yang berbeda-beda. Jadi yang perlu anda perhatikan adalah nilai widthnya.

Sebagai contoh nilai width diatas adalah 254px. Karena kita ingin membagi kolom sidebarnya menjadi 2 bagian maka kita bagi nilai width dengan 2. Sehingga masing kolom mempunyai lebar sebesar 127px. Agar tidak berdempetan maka masing-masing kolom akan kita beri margin sebesar 10px agar terdapat ruang jarak. Sehingga sekarang lebar masing2 sidebar menjadi 117px.

Setelah kita menentukan lebar sidebar kiri dan kanan. Langkah selanjutnya adalah membuatkannya kedalam kode css.

5. Copy kode css diatas lalu letakkan dibawahnya dan ganti sidebar-wrapper pada kode css ke2 menjadi menjadi sidebar-wrapper2 jadi hasilnya seperti ini

#sidebar-wrapper {
background-color: #f6f6f6;
width:254px;
float:$endSide;
padding:0;
color: $sidebarTextColor;
font-size: 83%;
word-wrap: break-word; /* fix for long text breaking sidebar float in IE */
overflow: hidden; /* fix for long non-text content breaking IE sidebar float */
}

#sidebar-wrapper2 {
background-color: #f6f6f6;
width:254px;
float:$endSide;
padding:0;
color: $sidebarTextColor;
font-size: 83%;
word-wrap: break-word; /* fix for long text breaking sidebar float in IE */
overflow: hidden; /* fix for long non-text content breaking IE sidebar float */
}

6. Ganti nilai width masing-masing kolom menjadi 117px. Lalu tambahkan margin:0px 20px 0px 0px; pada bagian sidebar-wrapper2. Sehingga hasilnya menjadi seperti ini

#sidebar-wrapper {
background-color: #f6f6f6;
width:117px;
float:$endSide;
padding:0;
color: $sidebarTextColor;
font-size: 83%;
word-wrap: break-word; /* fix for long text breaking sidebar float in IE */
overflow: hidden; /* fix for long non-text content breaking IE sidebar float */
}

#sidebar-wrapper2 {
background-color: #f6f6f6;
width:117px;
float:$endSide;
padding:0;
margin:0px 20px 0px 0px;
color: $sidebarTextColor;
font-size: 83%;
word-wrap: break-word; /* fix for long text breaking sidebar float in IE */
overflow: hidden; /* fix for long non-text content breaking IE sidebar float */
}

7. Setelah itu, temukan kode

<div id='sidebar-wrapper'>
<b:section class='sidebar' id='sidebar' preferred='yes'>
<b:widget id='Label1' locked='false' title='kategori' type='Label'/>
<b:widget id='Followers1' locked='false' title='Followers' type='Followers'/>
<b:widget id='Feed1' locked='false' title='Herman Blog' type='Feed'/>
</b:section>
</div>

8. Yang harus anda perhatikan adalah kode berwarna biru sedangkan kode berwarna merah setiap template berbeda-beda.

9. Copy kode yang berwarna biru diatas lalu letakkan dibawah </div>. Ganti sidebar-wrapper pada kode ke-2 menjadi sidebar-wrapper2 dan id='sidebar' menjadi id='sidebar2'. Jadi hasilnya menjadi seperti ini.

<div id='sidebar-wrapper'>
<b:section class='sidebar' id='sidebar' preferred='yes'>
<b:widget id='Label1' locked='false' title='kategori' type='Label'/>
<b:widget id='Followers1' locked='false' title='Followers' type='Followers'/>
<b:widget id='Feed1' locked='false' title='Herman Blog' type='Feed'/>
</b:section>
</div>

<div id='sidebar-wrapper2'>
<b:section class='sidebar' id='sidebar2' preferred='yes'>
</b:section>
</div>

10. Jika sudah klik Save Template.
11. Selesai. Klik Page Element untuk melihat hasilnya.

Selamat mencoba..

Belajar SEO Salah menembak keyword

2011-05-29T08:08:00.000-07:00

Seperti judul diatas salah keyword tidak berguna, usaha untuk mencari trafic lewat google dengan keyword tertentu dalam hal ini saya menggunakan keyword earn dollar online karena hanya mengira saja dengan tidak melakukan research pencarian keyword yg banyak dicari orang alhasil tidak ada manfaatnya biarpun masuk halaman 10 besar dengan hasil pencarian sekitar 54.000.000 . memang selama ini saya sengaja tidak melakukan banyak blogwalking ataupun berusaha mencari trafic dengan iklan ataupun lainnya. hanya untuk membuktikan keyword tersebut. bahkan tidak peduli blog saya rame atau tidak, karena dalam hal ini hanya untuk belajar SEO

byk hal untuk menyisipkan keyword dalam artikel kita, lewat header tag, meta tag, menebalkan huruf, huruf miring, pakai image, dan banyak lagi,, tapi yang paling kelihatan unik adalah keyword dengan alt tpi tidak menggunakan image ,, ya mereka menggunakan alt untuk menempatkan keyword mereka pada sebuah kata ataupun keyword mereka sangat menarik bukan. tidak ada salahnya anda mencoba hal tersebut.

Jadi untuk anda seperti saya juga yang baru belajar SEO kurasa tidak ada salahnya meneliti keyword yang akan anda bidik, terutama banyak tidaknya orang yang mencari dengan keyword tersebut. Jangan sampai ikut salah menembak yg akhirnya sia-sia usaha kita .

created vertikal menu accordion with Css3

2011-05-24T03:47:00.001-07:00

Limitations of space on your blog often results widgets seen piling up and messy. This would reduce the comfort of our guests while reading the article.

Well, one way that can solve all problems, it is put Accordion vertical Menu CSS3. In addition to save space in the template, This Accordion does not make heavy loading page. The effect its also good too than Accordion which is made using Jquery and JavaScript.

So, I was looking for other ways of making it more simple. And, Bingo! I found a simpler Accordion effect and it can make different color on the active tab without javascript.

Before we begin to learn how to make it, You could see the first preview of the menu in here Demo Accordion Accordion CSS 3.

But the bad thing is its not working in internet explorer

Well if you want. check this how to make it ..!

1. Login to your Blogger account, then design and select Edit HTML tab.
(Do not forget to click on Download Full Template to watch "if there are errors in the editing later)

2. Enter the following code before the code ]]></b:skin>

#acc{background:#666;font:13px trebuchet ms;
line-height:1.2em;padding:10px;margin:0;}
#acc h3{background:-moz-linear-gradient(top,#ccc,#999);padding:5px 10px;margin:0;color:#222;
text-shadow:0px 1px 1px #fff;
border-bottom:2px solid #444;}
#acc h3 a{color:#555}
#acc h3 a:hover{color:#000}
#acc .post{background:#fff;color:#000;padding:10px;margin:10px 0px;display:none;
border-bottom:2px solid #222;}
#acc :target h3 + .post {display:block;height:150px;overflow:auto;}
#acc :target h3 a{color:#aa5500}

3. Save your template then go to the Page Elements, click Add a Gadget on the location every where you want, then select the HTML / Javascript.

4. then put this code bellow

<div id="acc">
<div id="isi1">
<h3><a href="#isi1"> title 1</a></h3>
<div class="post">
your text or widget </div>
</div>
<div id="isi2">
<h3><a href="#isi2">title 2</a></h3>
<div class="post">
your text or widget </div>
</div>
<div id="isi3">
<h3><a href="#isi3">title 3</a></h3>
<div class="post">
your text or widget
</div>
</div>
</div>

save and you are done.

Description:

Replace red text with a message or everything you want like widget code.
Replace the green text with the title of the widget / your text.

* Save the results of work mate ,and see the results . Hopefully useful
also check this for better recent post in your posting blogger tutorial membuat widget related post with icon

Blogger tutorial Membuat Widget Related Post / Artikel Terkait

2011-05-23T09:38:00.001-07:00

Mungkin anda pernah melihat related post blog lain yang sangat bagus dengan icon atau gambar disamping judul related post, jika anda ingin membuatnya Related Post Widget for Blogger dengan Javascript ini menggunakan sebuah javascript dari

http://theblogtemplates.com/scripts/Related_posts_hack.js, silahkan anda melihat sumbernya. Dan untuk lebih baiknya anda download dan upload di hosting anda supaya sewaktu-waktu tidak hilang jika JS dari sumbernya ini sudah dihapus. Tampilan dari related post ini sangat unik dan menarik serta juga dapat membuat pembaca blog anda melihat beberapa posting yang mungkin tertarik untuk melihatnya juga.

Untuk contohnya bisa anda lihat dibawah posting ini. atau ini pada gambar dibawah:

Lihat Gambar Besar
Untuk cara membuatnya ikuti langkah-langkah berikut ini:

1. Pertama,pergilah ke Dashboard (Gb.1) blog yang akan anda beri menu navigasi dengan sub menu ini.

Gb.1

2. Selanjutnya pilih tab Edit Html (Gb.2).

Gb.2

3. Setelah itu centang tulisan / checkbox 'Expand Widget Templates' (Gb.3).

Gb.3

Nah,setelah itu cari kode </head> (Gunakan Ctrl+F),setelah ketemu,persis diatasnya letakkan kode javascript ini di atas kode </head> tersebut:

<style> #related-posts { float : left; width : 540px; margin-top:20px; margin-left : 5px; margin-bottom:20px; font : 11px Verdana; margin-bottom:10px; } #related-posts .widget { list-style-type : none; margin : 5px 0 5px 0; padding : 0; } #related-posts .widget h2, #related-posts h2 { font-size : 20px; font-weight : normal; margin : 5px 7px 0; padding : 0 0 5px; } #related-posts a { text-decoration : none; } #related-posts a:hover { text-decoration : none; } #related-posts ul { border : medium none; margin : 10px; padding : 0; } #related-posts ul li { display : block; background : url("https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBKgItbboh46XlhrJEZq2btd771XIquKCYuV_ED4gxmJza1bEXHvVdE8zoOfBKKBpLGAopot71KaDvN5voGvJR1a2HFTzl-BgrDMTB62kFwgO7UCRQ5ubsJDbacYBvydtWXWtbl9Tw8_o/") no-repeat 0 0; margin : 0; padding-top : 0; padding-right : 0; padding-bottom : 1px; padding-left : 21px; margin-bottom : 5px; line-height : 2em; border-bottom:1px dotted #cccccc; } </style> <script src='http://theblogtemplates.com/scripts/Related_posts_hack.js' type='text/javascript'/>

Setelah itu,cari lagi kode berikut <data:post.body/>,setelah ketemu,tepat dibawahnya letakkan kode berikut:

<br/><br/><b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>
<div id="related-posts">
<font face='Arial' size='3'><b>Related Posts : </b></font><font color='#FFFFFF'><b:loop values='data:post.labels' var='label'><data:label.name/><b:if cond='data:label.isLast != "true"'>,</b:if><b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>
<script expr:src='"/feeds/posts/default/-/" + data:label.name + "?alt=json-in-script&callback=related_results_labels&max-results=5"' type='text/javascript'/></b:if></b:loop> </font>
<script type='text/javascript'> removeRelatedDuplicates(); printRelatedLabels();
</script>
</div></b:if>

Setelah itu anda save dan selesai. realted post anda kini lebih bagus, jika anda mau merubah iconya dengan icon yang lain/icon anda sendiri anda tinggal edit Javascriptnya tadi dan usahakan ukuran gambarnya sama jadi tidak akan merubah tampilan seperti halnya nanti terlalu besar ataupun terlalu kecil. selamat mencoba ^^

Add Login form widget to blogger

2011-05-23T03:38:00.000-07:00

Add Login Form Widget To Blogger. Its more better you can login to your google account in your own page than you need to enter another page. Basically, blogger don’t have login form widget like this. And actually i make this page for looking some visitor whos looking for this login form widget for blogger as the keyword. If one of you used that keyword for entered here please let me know by give you a second time for writting some comment for this.

Here is how to add login form to blogger

For installing login form widget to blogger, you can follow the steps below:

1. Please login to blogger with your ID

2. Click Design

Usually you directly to the Page Elements page menu, but if you don’t please Page Elements menu.

3. Click Add a Gadget

4. Click Plus (+) for HTML/ Javascript gadget

5. Paste the following code to the column

<div style="border:1px solid #C3D9FF;"> <form id="gaia_loginform" action="https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLoginAuth" method="post" onsubmit="return(gaia_onLoginSubmit());"> <div id="gaia_loginbox"> <table class="form-noindent" cellspacing="3" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"> <tr> <td valign="top" style="text-align:center" nowrap="nowrap" bgcolor="#e8eefa"> <input type="hidden" name="ltmpl" value="start" /> <div class="loginBox"> <table id="gaia_table" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td colspan="2" align="center"> <font size="-1">Sign in with your</font> <table> <tr> <td valign="top"> <img src="https://www.google.com/accounts/google_transparent.gif" alt="Google" /> </td> <td valign="middle"> <font size="+0"><b>Account</b></font> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" align="center"> </td> </tr> <tr id="email-row"> <td nowrap="nowrap"> <div align="right"> <span class="gaia le lbl">Email:</span> </div> </td> <td> <input type="hidden" name="continue" id="continue" value="https://www.blogger.com/loginz?d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogger.com%2Fhome&a=ADD_SERVICE_FLAG" /> <input type="hidden" name="service" id="service" value="blogger" /> <input type="hidden" name="naui" id="naui" value="8" /> <input type="hidden" name="fpui" id="fpui" value="2" /> <input type="hidden" name="skipvpage" id="skipvpage" value="true" /> <input type="hidden" name="rm" id="rm" value="false" /> <input type="hidden" name="dsh" id="dsh" value="-5001523091454835929" /> <input type="hidden" name="ltmpl" id="ltmpl" value="start" /> <input type="hidden" name="alwf" id="alwf" value="true" /> <input type="hidden" name="alinsu" id="alinsu" value="0" /> <input type="hidden" name="ltmpl" id="ltmpl" value="start" /> <input type="hidden" name="timeStmp" id="timeStmp" value=''/> <input type="hidden" name="secTok" id="secTok" value=''/> <input type="hidden" name="GALX" value="EmaSfmXjlk8" /> <input type="text" name="Email" id="Email" size="18" value="" class='gaia le val' /> </td> </tr> <tr> <td></td> <td align="left"> <div style="color: #666666; font-size: 75%;">ex: pat@example.com</div> </td> </tr> <tr id="password-row" class="enabled"> <td align="right" nowrap="nowrap"> <span class="gaia le lbl">Password:</span> </td> <td> <input type="password" name="Passwd" id="Passwd" size="18" class="gaia le val" /> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td align="left"> </td> </tr> <tr id="rememberme-row" class="enabled"> <td align="right" valign="top"> <input type="checkbox" name="PersistentCookie" id="PersistentCookie" value="yes" checked='checked' /> <input type="hidden" name='rmshown' value="1" /> </td> <td> <label for="PersistentCookie" id="PersistentCookieLabel" class="gaia le rem">Stay signed in</label> </td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> <td align="left"> <input type="submit" class="gaia le button" name="signIn" id="signIn" value="Sign in" /> </td> </tr> <tr id="ga-fprow"> <td colspan="2" height="33.0" class="gaia le fpwd" align="center" valign="bottom"> <a href="https://www.blogger.com/forgot.g" target=_top>Can't access your account?</a> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <input type="hidden" name="asts" id="asts" value="" /> </form> <script> var gaia_loginForm; if (document.getElementById) { gaia_loginForm = document.getElementById("gaia_loginform"); } else if (window.gaia_loginform) { gaia_loginForm = window.gaia_loginform; } var gaia_emailHasKeypress = false; if (gaia_loginForm && gaia_loginForm.Email) { gaia_loginForm.Email.onkeypress = function() { gaia_emailHasKeypress = true; } } function gaia_setFocus() { if (gaia_loginForm) { if (gaia_loginForm.Email && !gaia_loginForm.Email.value) { gaia_loginForm.Email.focus(); } else if (gaia_loginForm.Passwd && !gaia_emailHasKeypress) { gaia_loginForm.Passwd.focus(); } } } gaia_setFocus(); </script> <form id="gaia_universallogin" action="https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLoginAuth" method="post" onsubmit="return(gaia_onLoginSubmit());"> <input type="hidden" name="continue" id="continue" value="https://www.blogger.com/loginz?d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogger.com%2Fhome&a=ADD_SERVICE_FLAG" /> <input type="hidden" name="service" id="service" value="blogger" /> <input type="hidden" name="naui" id="naui" value="8" /> <input type="hidden" name="fpui" id="fpui" value="2" /> <input type="hidden" name="skipvpage" id="skipvpage" value="true" /> <input type="hidden" name="rm" id="rm" value="false" /> <input type="hidden" name="dsh" id="dsh" value="-5001523091454835929" /> <input type="hidden" name="ltmpl" id="ltmpl" value="start" /> <input type="hidden" name="alwf" id="alwf" value="true" /> <input type="hidden" name="alinsu" id="alinsu" value="0" /> <input type="hidden" name="ltmpl" id="ltmpl" value="start" /> <input type="hidden" name="ltmpl" id="ltmpl" value="start" /> </form> </div>

6. Click SAVE

7. If you want to move the gadget recently created position, you can just move it and click SAVE button which on top to finish.

8. Finish

Now the login form is already available on your blog, and if you want to log into blogger can simply use the login form and you dont need to enter another page. Its just give you more easy and look profesional in your blog .. lol hope its usefull ^^

Add Google web font to blogger

2011-05-23T03:15:00.000-07:00

Couse the font used in blogger are still standard like Arial, Tahoma, Verdana, etc. If you want Change your fonts, you can get it by using Google Web Fonts. Actually google has tool for do this but the template codes are different each other so need change it manual by your self.

Google Web Fonts is web fonts provide by Google which can be use on websites or blog for free. There are many interesting choices fonts, and you can chose whichever fonts you like. You can check here for more about Google Web Fonts

Google Web Fonts

Before using google web font on your blog, please decide where you will put the font, whether for a blog title, posts title, sidebar title, or for the overall blog content? If you have decided, then you can go to google web font.

Google Fonts Code from Google Web Fonts

The first step you do is to take the font code from Google web fonts, here are the steps:

Please to visit http://www.google.com/webfonts
Select whichever fonts you want to use. If you have found the fonts you want, click on the name of those fonts.
Click Use This Font tab
Copy the code which on notepad or other text editor

However, before you insert the font code you’ve got, you should to edit the end code from > into />
For example if the original font code like this

<link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Tangerine' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'>

The code above should changed into like this:

<link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Tangerine' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'/>

Determine the fonts that will modified

As written earlier that you must to decide where you will use the font, whether for the body text, blog title, posts title, sidebar title, etc.

Font for the body text

Font for the body means for all your templates, the CSS code used could be like this:

body {
   background:#8f8e8e;
    width:100%;
    color:#000000;
    font-family:Arial, Tahoma, Verdana;
    font-size:12px;
    margin:0; padding:0;
    }

Focused on body { ………….} code because the value would be different for each template.

Font for Blog Title

Blog tilte generally using heading 1 (h1) in the CSS code. Blog title code generally use code like this:

h1{
    color:#666;
    font-size:20px;
    letter-spacing:1px;
    font-weight:normal;
    padding:10px 0 5px 0;
    line-height:100%;
   font-family:"Arial",Georgia,TimesNewRoman,serif;
    text-transform:capitalize;
    margin-bottom:0px
    }

Or maybe like this:

#header h1{
    color:#666;
    font-size:20px;
    letter-spacing:1px;
    font-weight:normal;
    padding:10px 0 5px 0;
    line-height:100%;
   font-family:"Arial",Georgia,TimesNewRoman,serif;
    text-transform:capitalize;
    margin-bottom:0px
    }

Focused on h1 code, because each template will be different.

Font for Posts Title

Posts title on blogger template typically use heading 3 (h3), so be focus on that code, posts title code sample:

.post h3{
     font-size:16px;
     line-height:20px;
     padding-bottom:15px;
     }

Font for Sidebar Title

Sidebar title on blogger template typically using heading 2 (h2), so be focus on that code, example for sidebar title code:

.sidebar h3{
     color: #333333;
     text-transform: capitalize;
     font-size: 14px;
     font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana;
     font-weight: bold;
     margin: 0px 0px 5px 0px;
     padding: 0px 0px 2px 0px;
     border-bottom:1px solid #cccccc;
     }

How to Add Google Web Font To Blogger

How to In Blogger assume that you already have google web fonts code and has determine where the code will be placed. For convenience, How To In Blogger will use Tangerine font and will be used for the posts title.
Here are the steps:

Please login to blogger with your ID
Click Design
Click Edit HTML tab
Please backup your template by click on Download Full Template
Finf the <head> code
Paste the Google Web Font code you had under the <head> code

Look for your posts title code on your template. Generally, the posts title code using h3. Posts title code sample:

.post h3, .post h3 a{
     color:#191919;
     margin:0;
     text-transform:capitalize;
     text-align:left;
     font-size:26px;
     font-family:"Times", Tahoma, Verdana;
     }

If there is similar code on posts title code with this code
```
font-family:"Times", Tahoma, Verdana;
```
Then you have to change that code into like this:
```
font-family: "Tangerine", arial, serif;
```
If there is no font code on posts title, just add google web fonts code between the existing value.
And the code will be like this (Remember! This is just a sample using Tangerine font, if you want to use other fonts, just adjust it)
```
.post h3, .post h3 a{
     color:#191919;
     margin:0;
     text-transform:capitalize;
     text-align:left;
     font-size:26px;
     font-family: "Tangerine", arial, serif;
     }
```
Click SAVE TEMPLATE
Finish. And your posts title font should has changed.