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Quizas debi escribir esto antes

2024-12-01T21:32:00.041-08:00

hola como estan todos? quizas debi escribir esto hace muchisimo tiempo, aca es la medianoche y preferi escribir este mensaje ahorita, siento que a la medianoche uno esta mejor inspirado jajaj no se si les pasa a ustedes lo mismo, hice esta pagina hace muchos muchos años para ayudar a gente que queria aprender ingles, se me ocurrio usar videos cortos y que consideraba divertidos de la vieja WWE o lucha libre o como quieran llamarlo, mis videos no eran de luchas sino de conversaciones de luchadores, pense que esas conversaciones podian utilizarse para aprender algunas palabras que son muy utiles a la hora de hablar, yo estudie ingles en instituto y pues vi que nos enseñan de libros que no es malo pero me parece que ese metodo no es bueno porque cuando quieres hablar aparecen en tu mente palabras que necesitas saber y no las sabes, la educacion siento que es muy convencional y aun no ha cambiado quizas el siguiente paso sea ....... (se los dejo a los que pueden cambiarlo, yo no soy docente) y pues de las conversaciones que vi de varios videos senti que las que habian en la WWE que yo fui fan por años pues habian videos muy buenos y divertidos y se me ocurrio subtitular esos videos, en esos tiempos no habian los subtitulos incrustados que hay ahora en youtube y pues yo trate de hacerlo lo mas vistoso y amigable posible y se me ocurrio ponerlo a la derecha y que el usuario pudiera deslizarse hacia abajo y tambien un vocabulario que se mueva, para los que han usado blogspot saben que armar tu propia plantilla no es muy sencillo, esa idea se me vino viendo paginas web de ese tiempo y de 1 idea pues yo cree otra y pues arme mi propia maqueta y subia muy contento subtitulos, en esos años tenia mas tiempo libre y podia hacerlo y lo hice, llegue a subtitular mas de 100 videos y pues en ese tiempo hice videos de Triple H que estaba muy de moda, tambien del Undertaker, Batista, RVD, luchadores con los que yo creci viendolos, fueron parte de mi juventud. Trate de escoger diferentes contextos para que vean que palabras se usan en ciertas situaciones. Fui muy feliz viendo la WWE, gracias WWE. Muchas gracias WWE. Fuiste parte de mi vida. Aprendi mucho de ti. Y me reia mucho con sus videos locos como la vez que Triple H le jodio la boda a Edge, o cuando Shawn Michaels se abrazo con Melina, o cuando Vince McMahon orino a Coachman jajajajajajajjaaj.
Cuando empece esta pagina al principio tomaba videos cortos de noticias, tambien de comerciales que me parecian divertidos, algunas entrevistas como 1 que le hicieron a Jim Carrey, Ian Somerhalder y luego no supe que mas poner y ahi fue que gire a poner videos de la WWE y decidi poner sus videos, esta pagina la hice para servir a gente que deseara aprender ingles y no tuviera el dinero para aprender pero tuviera esas ganas que todos tenemos de superarnos y ser mejores y pues lo hice para todas esas personas, espero les haya servido a mas de uno, si asi fue pues esta pagina cumplio su objetivo y me siento muy feliz, solo soy 1 fan del wrestling, como ven esta pagina la deje porque pienso que aun puede servirle a alguien. La hice porque queria ayudar =).
Hace muchos años deje de escribir posts, nunca use esta pagina para escribir algo personal y hoy se me ocurrio hacerlo, no se si es porque veo que ahora con las redes sociales esta de moda ser mas interactivo jajaj y no se si esto alguien lo lea quizas nadie jajajjaajajaj.
Veo que mi ultimo post fue en el 2015, se pasa volando el tiempo, ha cambiado mucho la interfaz del blogspot, como dirian los viejos en mis tiempos no era asi jajajaj perdonen si escribo mucho, es primera vez que escribo 1 mensaje personal aqui y sera el ultimo. Entro aqui despues de muchos años y pues vaya que ha cambiado un monton, siento nostalgia de entrar despues de tantos años.
Deseo que esta pagina le sirva a todos los que desean aprender ingles, perdonen si hay algunos videos que ya no estan (youtube se pone cada vez peor verdad? jajaja), yo encontraba los videos y los ponia y si algunos ya no estan busquenlos en dailymotion o con algun programa pirata (si son de sudamerica haganlo viva la pirateria jajajajaj), me es dificil para mi buscarlos de nuevo, hacer todo este blog y subir 1 post creanme que me tomaba tiempo, me tomaba mucho tiempo escuchar una y otra vez hasta entender, luego escribir, luego poner los segundos para guiar al que lo lee, para que alguien que deseara aprender pues lo entienda todo.
Siento que hice esta pagina en el momento indicado, la ultima vez que vi la WWE actual senti que ya no transmite eso que alguna vez senti antes por eso ya no la veo pero veo que lo mismo pasa con varios programas, diria que es generacional pero no quiero meterme en problemas criticando jajaj da miedo decir 1 opinion parece que ya no se puede decir nada, recuerdo cuando empezo a hacerse popular el facebook, no se desde cuando se desvirtuo todo. Parece que George Orwell tenia razon. ¿Castigaron a 1 futbolista cuando saludo a su amigo con 1 expresion comun aqui en latinoamerica y le dijeron racista?. Que injustos. Así no somos aca.
Espero los videos y dialogos le sean utiles al que entre aqui, que lo aproveche, que lo disfrute, que le sea util, espero los videos les saque 1 sonrisa, trate de seleccionar los que yo pense que serian divertidos.
Sobre todo sean muy felices y si les sirve esta pagina compartanla con sus amigos o con quien quieran. De nada sirve saber algo sino lo compartes con nadie no crees? Si miramos atras vemos que este mundo avanzo mucho gracias a la gente que compartio lo que sabia y necesitamos que esto siga asi, detras de 1 invento hay mucha gente que ayudó, detras de 1 foco, incluso detras de 1 computadora, es logica binaria, si, gracias a Boole y a todos los que ayudaron. Es hermoso compartir. Hermoso.
No se cansen de aprender.
Sean siempre modestos.
Bienvenido todo el que entre a esta pagina. Desde 1-99 años jajajjajajajjaj. Bienvenidos desde Mexico hasta Chile y gente de España tambien es bienvenida y de otros paises tambien, europeos, africanos, asiaticos, todos son bienvenidos, tomen 1 cerveza miren los videos y rianse jajajajajj. El ingles es muy bonito. No le tengan miedo no es difciil ;).
Perdonen que no diga mi identidad y esas cosas, no soy mucho de redes sociales y cosas asi, no hare un video en tiktok, ni en youtube ni lo pondre en las redes sociales, no me gusta la fama que crean las redes sociales, las redes son para ser interactivo ahi pero no creo que eso signifique que todos tengamos que portarnos igual, si ya se soy anacronico en algunas cosas. O vintage. Llamenme como quieran que mas da jajajaj.
Si alguien leyo esto y desea escribirme puede hacerlo dejare 1 correo para que me escriban lo que ustedes deseen es geocities2006@hotmail.com. Si me responden en 1 comentario por aca por este post es seguro que no lo vea porque ya no tengo el tiempo que tenia pero me gustaria saber que a alguien le sirvió y le ayudó, el correo lo uso mas.
Perdonen sino pude hacer mas videos, me hubiera encantado hacerlos pero ya no pude, hice mas de 100, espero les sirva lo que pude hacer solo. Empuje esta pagina yo solo y me fue muy dificil hacerla. Pero hubo paginas que conoci en ese tiempo y me ayudaron a crear esta pagina parecida. Entre ellas esta o estaba yappr, subply, ellos tambien son parte de esto que estan viendo. Eran de mas o menos el 2010 y en ese tiempo no habian los subtitulos automaticos que hay ahora. Por esa epoca estaba muy de moda esas paginas y otras mas si investigan un poco las encontraran, creo que genbeta o xataka habló de yappr 1 vez, no esperen que 1 meme o 1 viral se los diga. En esa epoca estaban de moda muchas paginas creativas creadas solo por ayudar, sharedtalk tambien existia, habia mucha gente filantropa en esos años y decidi hacer lo mismo. No se si esa onda ya se perdio. Ojala que no.
Alguna vez tuve 1 novia gallega y por ella conoci lo lindos que son los gallegos. Dicen que si conoces a 6 gallegos puedes conocer a todo el mundo, gente maravillosa de Galicia si leen esto ayudenme a que esta pagina llegue a todos. Y a los que no son gallegos tambien ayudenme, ustedes tambien son maravillosos ;).
Quizas mis lineas no le gustaron a alguien. Vengo del 2010 si me quieren hacer viral por algo que no les gusto pierden su tiempo conmigo, yo se muy bien como se usaban los foros hace mucho y como se usan las redes ahora no es nada de como era antes donde todos los hilos tenian otra onda mas positiva. Vengo de esa epoca y con esa onda. No tengo nada que aclarar. La web la hice con toda la buena onda y este mensaje tambien.
Cada dia con vida es 1 oportunidad de ser feliz. Adios ;)

Raw 23 02 09 Y2j vs Ricky the Dragon Steamboat:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

2015-07-28T21:30:00.001-07:00

Raw 23 02 09 Part 8 por 2kdam

00:21	You know, Steamboat I also wanna say 'thank you'. I wanna say 'thank you' to the Academy of Arts and Motion Picture Sciences, because last night's Academy Awards proved me right.
00:35	Despite all of his shameless pandering and his kissing of all the butts in Hollywood, Mickey Rourke lost the Oscar.
00:45	And now, he is just like the character he played in 'The Wrestler': he's a loser, a washed-up has-been who is hanging on for one last shot at glory, one last go in the spotlight, deluding himself and thinking he has one chance to make it again.
01:03	He doesn't. And he reminds me a lot of the losers in this business: Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and even you, Steamboat - cause you're a loser.
01:26	I am a man of truth, Steamboat, I tell it like it is and I'm gonna tell you the same thing. When you were wrestling all those classic matches with Ric Flair in the NWA - an organization that according to this company never even existed - you were just Ricky Steamboat.
01:44	It wasn't until you came to the WWE and sold your soul to all of these parasites that you became The Dragon -
01:54	a glorified Karate Kid selling headbands and making poses, feeding into stereotypes.
02:10	And then you eventually came to the ring with a Komodo Dragon literally spitting fire like the circus freak you've become. It was pathetic, but hey: It's all right as long as you're making a paycheck - right, Steamboat? Huh?
02:23	And then when you decided to retire, you ended up just like all the rest: Down and out on your luck, broken, beat-down, dysfunctional family.
02:32	And you know you would have returend to the ring just like Flair and just like Piper. You know you would have done it. But instead, you took a back door route.
02:41	You applied for a job in the WWE, you got one working backstage and now here you are. See, Steamboat, you are a lifelong sellout.
02:51	And now with the Hall of Fame induction the loyal dog gets his bone - just like Flair, just like Piper.
03:00	Except instead of wearing a three-piece suit like those guys or wearing a sequent robe or, or a kilt you have nice suit on - it doesn't make you any less pathetic. So enjoy your moment with all of these hypocrites that are your fans, Steamboat.
03:16	Enjoy it. You're the biggest hypocrite of them all.
03:32	Jericho!
03:39	Do you know what a hypocrite is? You understand that word, that meaning?
03:45	You know, I remember about 20 years ago at an autograph session I remember signing an autograph - for you.
03:59	I also remember how you said that you would have admired me - and that I was your hero.
04:12	You wrote that in your autobiography, Jericho.
04:19	And then about ten years ago, when you came to the WWE, you were the snotty, brat wrestler of a kid that turned down the wrestling fans.
04:34	And then within... within a year, less than a year, you embraced them.
04:42	What did you call them? Jerichoholics?
04:48	Then you spent the next several years turning on them, embracing them, turning on them, embracing them - back and forth so on and so off.
04:59	You know something, Jericho? THAT's a hypocrite.
05:11	Myself, from the very first time I put on my wrestling tights to the day that I retired I didn't change - not once.
05:29	I gave that audience the respect and entertained them every time I came through that curtain.
05:41	I never changed, not once. Now myself, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and the other legends - we know who we are.
06:00	And me coming back working for the WWE behind the scenes to help our young talent, our future superstars to teach them, to coach them, to pass the torch so-to-speak, that's not a sellout.
06:19	I did it because I love this business.
06:29	I don't care what you think of me, it really doesn't matter.
06:36	I'm not a hypocrite, I'm not a sellout, but I am someone you may never be: a Hall of Famer.

GLOSSARY

shameless - pandering - washed-up - hanging - shot - deluding - headbands - sellout - robe - kilt - snotty - brat - tights - torch

shameless: descarada; pandering: alcahueteria; washed-up: fracasado; hanging: colgando; shot: oportunidad; deluding: engañando; headbands: vinchas; sellout: vendido; robe: tunica; kilt: falda escocesa; snotty: mal educado; brat: mocoso; tights: medias; torch: antorcha;

CM Punk Great American Bash 2008 Segment: Aprende ingles gratis

2015-07-28T20:50:00.000-07:00

--VIDEO--

00:02	Joining me now is the World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk and Punk im sure you've heard by now there are many out there that simply believe that you cannot beat Batista this Sunday at the Great American Bash, and retain your World heavyweight Championship. What do you say to them?
00:7	Let's talk about what Batista did tonight.
00:21	Now he ran down and he stopped Kane from hurting me because Batista thinks he can beat me.
00:25	He thinks at the Great American Bash he's just gonna roll on through and become World Heavyweight champion.
00:30	You know, Todd, my entire life people have said I can't and I won't. I was never supposed to make it here in the WWE.
00:36	I was never supposed to be a champion. Well, I won titles on ECW.
00:41	I was never supposed to make it to the flagship show, RAW, and I made it.
00:45	And then I was never supposed to be the top guy, the World Heavyweight champion and yet my name is engraved on the richest prize sports entertainment has to offer.
00:55	Now everybody said I would never do it.
00:59	You know what? I'm not the biggest guy. I'm not the strongest. I'm not the fastest. And a lot of times I'm not the smartest.
01:05	But with all due respect, Batista, you don't have to be 6-foot-6, and 300 pounds, and chiseled to win titles.
01:15	I've already proven that. Yet somehow, I'm a fluke? No.
01:20	See, at the Great American Bash, if I don't beat you I've proven everybody right.
01:26	And I'm in the business of proving everybody wrong. I've done it my entire life. I've done it my entire career. And this time next week, I plan on being World Heavyweight champion.
01:35	And no, I'm not you, I'm not Batista, I'm not the Animal! I'm not John Cena! I'm not the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels! I'm not Bret Hart! I'm CM Punk, World Heavyweight Champion!

GLOSSARY

flagship - engraved

flagship: estrella; engraved: grabado;

Kevin Nash 2010:Aprende ingles gratis

2015-07-28T19:09:00.000-07:00

Kevin Nash TNA 2010 por XSaintsX

00:02	You know, this new generation of guys around here - Unconscious Creed, AJ, Samoa Joe -
00:18	they're either the most arrogant or they're probably some of the stupidest son of a *** I have ever met.
00:34	I mean: If Joe couldn't see what was coming at Bound For Glory, I guess he didn't remember running his mouth about Scott Hall ten months ago.
00:52	You know, the thing is: If it's the only thing that is stupider than those two sons of a *** it's the people sitting in this place right here.
01:08	They're sittin' back here right now still cheering for me.
01:19	It's gotta be hard, ya know? I've always wondered... I bet that you wondered what it's like to be Kevin Nash.
01:28	You know when I was a little boy, I was told a little story about David and Goliath.
01:35	And Goliath was this monster and David decided that he could beat him, he was this little tiny dude.
01:43	Jack and the Beanstalk: Once again, the giant's this big dumb ogre, Jack outsmarts him. You see, the reason why all you * have always had disdain** for me is because I am not an idiot.
02:03	You know I am a genius. I'm the most intelligent man this business has ever produced.
02:16	And the other thing that kills you is both you and you who are stupid enough to bring your wives - that's right: Right now, they're wondering what it would be like to spend the night with me.
02:34	What would it be like to be thrown around by that big seven-foot monster?
02:45	Oh yeah. Oh yeah, and you know, you KNOW that you don't measure up.
02:57	I'm the greatest that's ever been in this ring.
03:03	And the biggest problem you guys got is all of you together - if you pulled your money - you wouldn't have as much as I spend in a strip joint in a month.
03:21	You don't have to like it, but you better learn to love it - cause I'm the best thing going today.

GLOSSARY

outsmarts - disdain - don't measure up - pulled

outsmarts: burlar; disdain: desden; don't measure up: no dar la talla; pulled: tirado;

Ric Flair Promo Raw 2/8/07:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

2015-07-28T16:28:00.001-07:00

00:04	See you Ric.
00:06	Hey, where are you going?
00:09	Torrie and me, we are going out.
00:10	You're going out? Didn't you lose your match tonight?
00:12	Yeah, but you know, he cheated so it's cool.
00:16	It's cool? You realize it's a Triple Threat Main Event Match tonight going on live on RAW to see who's going to WrestleMania? You're telling me it's cool, your leaving? You're not gonna stay here and watch the show?
00:27	Carlito's not in the Main Event, so why?
00:31	Did you ever stop and think that there is a reason why guys like you - and I'm talking about GUYS LIKE YOU - are not in the Main Event? That's right, why you're not in the Main Event? Because maybe you're a lazy, underachieving son of a bitch - lucky to be walking the halls of this building, lucky to be on the RAW roster! Lucky to be here at all! You're really pissin' me off right now!
00:53	Where's your problem?
00:55	My problem? I'll tell you what my problem is! GUYS LIKE YOU! That they have no passion! No guts! You want all the money, you want all the glory, you wanna fly first class, you wanna walk around with someone like her You don't deserve it! You haven't worked for it! You haven't bled, sweat and paid the price to be here.
01:15	THAT's what's driving me crazy! I'm walking around trying to figure out why GUYS LIKE YOU are taking MY spot? YEAH! GUYS LIKE YOU are taking my spot! I've been here forever and I'm gonna work my ass off to stay here.
01:30	McMahon told me today if I wanna stay I'm gonna have to prove it to him. If you wanna stay you better prove it to yourself.
01:39	It's not cool, it's pathetic! PATHETIC! I'm walking around trying to figure out what my name is and you are LEAVING before the Main Event? Yeah me!
01:50	Sometimes I'm walking around trying to figure out who I am and the whole Goddam world knows who I am. Except me sometimes. And you're leaving?

GLOSSARY

underachieving - halls - pissin' me off

underachieving: bajo rendimiento; halls: pasillos; pissin' me off: enfadandome;

Undertaker Stone Cold and Triple H Part II: Aprende ingles gratis con videos

2015-07-19T20:45:00.000-07:00

R 5 14 01 3 por wrestlefanatic77

00:00	for somebody brave enough to fight me. I guess what I'm saying, Austin, is that you're so full of crap, your eyes are startin' to turn brown!
00:18	Sunday is Judgment Day - this is what I want you to do, son - when you get up Sunday morning, I want you to take your ass to church, and you better give your soul to the Lord, because yo'r ass belongs to me!
00:48	Now Triple H, this is where it gets real good.
00:54	As far as your challenge to my little brother Kane for a chain match at Judgment Day... on behalf of my brother, he gladly accepts!
01:17	And he wanted me to mention to ya that it's on. As far as the tag team titles, we're gonna do that. We'll do that tonight.
01:32	Now Austin, I know I heard ya - you said you didn't much care for traps. So you really - heh - you really aren't gonna like what happens now.

GLOSSARY

on behalf of - traps

on behalf of : a nombre de; traps: trampas;

Undertaker, Stone Cold and Triple H Part I:Aprende ingles con videos

2015-07-19T20:38:00.000-07:00

R 5 14 01 2 por wrestlefanatic77

	00:05	apparently Kane is not the smartest member of his illustrious family.
00:16	You see, because it was pretty simple - all he had to do was one thing - and that was just stay away.
00:27	After the beating that Stone Cold Steve Austin and I gave Kane, all he had to do was sit home, nurse his broken arm and stay outta our business.
00:43	But Kane, well, Kane is not the sharpest man in the world, now, is he.
00:51	Kane had to make his triumphant return... ["Ass-hole"]...
01:12	it won't take but a second for us to come out there and kick all your asses.
01:25	As I was saying, Kane had to make his triumphant return Thursday on SmackDown!
01:33	So you see, Kane, you leave me with no choice but to finish the job we started.
01:40	So I offer you this: Kane, I will give you a shot at the intercontinental title.
01:51	At Judgment Day, you and I will go one on one with the intercontinental championship on the line, and since you and your brother seem to enjoy using chains so much, why don't we make it insteresting, Kane? Why don't we make it a chain match?
02:16	Now I know you're not the smartest man in the world, but even you can understand that.
02:22	So if you've got any guts at all, why don't you come out here and accept my challenge!
02:42	That dumb son of a bitch ain't gonna come down that ramp!
02:49	No no no, he's smart enough to realise, as much as we've been kickin' his ass, he ain't comin' down that ramp! And he ain't dumb enough to accept that challenge. At Judgment Day, I know - I know you're gonna whip his ass, and speakin' of Judgment Day, every�....
03:11	every single day I walk through an airport, someone says 'hey Stone Cold, I guess you're worried about the Undertaker. He's gonna beat you for the World Wrestling Federation title.
He's	gonna�
03:27	let me go ahead and bottom line it - the Undertaker ain't got a chance in hell against Stone Cold Steve Austin, because...
03:39	because he ain't got the guts, because he ain't got the talent, and the bottom line is, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin ["Boo"]
03:51	I am the World Wrestling Federation champ and I can't be stopped.
03:56	And you know, last week, Undertaker, you come out here and you set a trap for Stone Cold Steve Austin, right here in this very ring.
04:04	You know you come down here with your chairs, your chains, and all that BS, well let me tell you something - Stone Cold Steve Austin never needed a chair.
04:14	I never needed a chain. I never needed to hit someone from behind, but that's the way you're gonna treat me?
04:22	I am the World Wrestling Federation champion, and I deserve to be treated a lot better than that!
04:33	I'll knock the hell out of every single one of ya.
04:37	And I'll tell you what, I've been thinking in the back and me and Triple H started talking. You know we ain't defended the World Wrestling Federation tag titles since we beat Undertaker and Kane the last time.
04:49	So since they're all high and mighty, they all think they're so damn hot, right here in Cincinnati Ya say that like you're proud to live in this cesspool.
05:09	Like I was saying, right here tonight, Undertaker and Kane, if ya got the guts, why don't ya come out here, and you know what? You know what? ["Boo!"] SHUT UP!
05:24	You ain't gotta come out here, shut up, you ain't gotta come out here and make us famous - oh no no, we're already famous, why don't you bring your asses out here and make us EX-World Wrestling Federation tag team champions.
05:44	I'll tell ya why - because you CAN'T - you can't STOP Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H.
05:56	The truth hurts, don't it. The truth hurts.
06:46	You know, it's kinda loud in here, but I'd be damned if I don't think I heard you call me a coward.
06:57	So let me get this straight with ya right now - I ain't a coward, I'm just a man who's looking

GLOSSARY

sharpest - shot - bottom line - high - mighty - set a trap - cesspool

sharpest: mas agudo; shot: oportunidad; bottom line : punto; high: grandes; mighty: poderosos; set a trap: poner una trampa; cesspool: letrina;

Steven Seagal on Jimmy Kimmel Live - Dec 10 2009: Videos onlie gratis

2014-12-15T22:15:00.002-08:00

--VIDEO--

00:02	I certainly heard his music, so.
00:04	Yeah, sure. And you guys, you still hang out with him? He spent time together?
00:08	We're still good friends. And I bump into him all the time.
00:13	You should be more careful.
00:17	Stevie is a martial artist.
00:19	He is?
00:22	Once in awhile when he gets close to you, he will kind of nudge up to you and kind of like take two fingers and go like that.
00:30	Really? -- Like he's cutting your throat.
00:33	You have taught him anything?
00:34	He taught me, man. -- Really?
00:38	Wow. -- You have to watch out for Stevie.
00:40	Yeah. Especially on the road. Definitely.
00:44	So -- you were very nice to do something for us.
00:48	We've got a guard security -- we make fun with Guillermo and everything, but behind the scenes, the rest of our security team, top notch.
00:56	Would you agree with that?
00:58	Frightening.
00:59	I think that's another accurate way to put it.
01:03	Steven came in earlier today to -- work with them.
01:08	Not that they need help but to take it to the next level.
01:12	To take them from top notch to top notcher.
01:15	Yeah.
01:16	I thought that I might learn something from them, so, I came down.
01:19	That didn't happen, but here, let's take a look, steven seagal, training our security team.
01:37	you're doing security for mr. Kimmel here.
01:40	Let's say he's jimmy, right, like this.
01:43	And let's say this person is coming to assault mr. kimmel.
01:47	And she comes in to grab him.
01:49	Now, you're -- the guard, what are you going to do.
01:51	Grab him.
01:54	That's it?
01:55	No, wait a minute. She went too fast.
01:58	Real bad guys might move fast.
02:05	Keep in mind, when she comes to grab him, she may be trying to hit him or anything. Okay. Okay?
02:13	I'm jimmy kimmel, look at me, I'm jimmy kimmel.
02:20	Steven seagal, he's like one of the biggest movie stars in the world, and come down to it, he's just like you and me.
02:28	You're embarrassing me.
02:31	But what's going to happen?
02:34	If somebody tries to hurt jimmy kimmel?
02:37	You are going to stop him this time.
02:44	If anybody can whip us into shape, Steven can.
02:47	Do you think I'm proud of your abilities? Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. No.
02:54	When he comes with his hands out like this, as his hands are out, one thing you could do is, the finger -- I'm supposed to be Jimmy Kimmel.
03:04	It's exciting to work with Steven Seagal. He's tall. He's handsome.
03:18	You ready? And go.
03:21	Okay, I got it. I got it.
03:26	Why are you way back there?
03:28	Because they were attacking each other. I wanted to stay away from them.
03:32	I'm embarrassed that you guys are calling yourselves security guards.
03:36	I would like to [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] out of steven seagal.
03:43	I'm Steven Seagal, jimmy kimmel live security.
03:47	There you go.
03:48	Steven Seagal lawman airs wednesday nights at 10 on a&e.
03:51	Thanks, steven.
03:53	We'll be right back with lea michele.
04:06	Hi there, we're back.
04:08	Still to come, eddie pepitone.
04:10	While most 8-year-olds were getting hit by dodge balls,
04:12	our next guest made her broadway debut in Les Miserables since then she's been in "spring awakening" in Fiddler on the Roof and " you can see her now on the big hit show "glee," the first season of Glee will be available on dvd ON DECEMBER 29th AND "GLEE: The music volume 2" is in stores now.
04:26	That's what it looks like. Please welcome Leah Michelle.
04:43	Hi. Congratulations.
04:44	How are you? I'm good.
04:46	How are you? I am great.
04:48	Things are going great for you. Everybody loves the show. It's a big hit.
04:52	It's about a glee club. It is.
04:53	Are there glee clubs?
04:55	I never heard of the glee club itself. I started on the show but ...
05:00	Kids are starting glee clubs.
05:04	Glee club was a common thing -- did you have one?
05:07	I was not -- I was much cooler than that.
05:09	Did anybody had a glee club? I was busy playing collar coll clarinet in the band.
05:15	We still need to beat up by the Glee Club. Really? So they are like cool. I don't know.
05:21	Did we have one?
05:23	Do you still play?
05:26	I might play it tomorrow with the mighty mighty bo bosstones when they are on the show.
05:35	You started on broadway at 8 years old, so you probably didn't hear much of anything in the way of clubs at school.
05:40	I didn't. I mean I tried to dabble in little things here and there but i auditions for my first show when I was 8.
05:48	A friend of mine was auditioning and I was like, I'll go for fun just to kind of, I don't know, sort of jealous she was getting to do it and I went, as well, and then I got it. And I've been here.
06:00	Did she get in the play also? -- No. -- Oh, no.
06:05	Seems -- that happens -- that's the story.
06:07	She's a writer now and she's brilliant.
06:09	Okay, good. At least she has something.
06:13	Everybody always asks. They're like, what happened to your friend?
06:16	I was like, everything is fine. It's a story of a twist of fate.
06:21	We're sick people. That's why.
06:23	The show for that time was lame as well was -- oh, no.
06:28	I have a picture Look at the ears!
06:33	Oh, yeah. -- I don't understand.
06:36	Where did they come from?. They're not like that now.
06:39	Um -- you look homeless in this picture.
06:42	Thank you. Thank you.
06:45	I was. -- Character is homeless, right?
06:47	Well, basically, yeah.
06:49	Very -- but that's -- wow, that's got to be some experience at 8.
06:52	And then you did that show "spring a awakening," your lead role, right?
06:57	Yeah, pretty big deal.
06:58	And then -- How old were you when that show was running?
07:02	I think when we opened on broadway I was 20, so, but i started working on it when I was young.
07:09	I did the workshops and stuff like that.
07:10	It was a pretty sort of intense role. I think that being on "glee" now is a nice break from all that.
07:18	That's a serious play. My brother went to see that -- and?
07:23	Why didn't you come to see it?
07:24	I don't know. Who knows why.
07:27	But -- probably a game on that night or something.
07:30	Probably something like that.
07:31	But there was, like, you were in a sex scene -- yes.
07:36	Did you hear?
07:37	You get that on broadway, people making noises?
07:40	Something just like what just happened.
07:44	I mean, it's pretty amazing.
07:45	It wasn't until I came back to see the show that I was like, oh, my god, I did that every single night.
I was	like, cover your eyes!
07:54	What did you do?
07:55	It was a simulated sex scene. Very tastefully done.Real, really beautiful.
08:01	But you know, you run into your nights when you have someone who is maybe had a little bit too much to drink and -- The other actors?
08:09	No.
08:11	Suddenly you're pregnant on stage.
08:13	You don't know how it happened. No.
08:14	You mean in the audience.
08:16	What do they do?
08:17	My co-star jonathan, he

GLOSSARY

I bump into him - nudge up - top notch - accurate - grab - whip - dabble - twist of fate - homeless

I bump into him: me encuentro con el; nudge up: empujar; top notch: primera categoria; accurate: exacto; grab: agarrar; whip: azotar; dabble: incursionar; twist of fate: giro del destino; homeless: desamparado.

Shawn Michaels pardoy of Hulk Hogan [Lary King Live Spoof]:Videos online

2014-11-19T09:13:00.001-08:00

00:00	Gentleman, tonight: The immortal Hulk Hogan!
00:28	Hulk, it's great of you to join me tonight. Hulk, you'll be squaring off against Shawn Michaels at SummerSlam. Now that Shawn Michaels, he's a tough guy, isn't he?
00:38	LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER: This is a dream match, brother. One that I've always dreamed of, brother. I got news for ya: I'll be 102 years old, brother, by the time I step into the ring at SummerSlam.
00:49	Every day the Hulkster wakes up that he's not dead, brother, he's living upon his time.
00:54	Let me ask you a question, Hulky: Are you a bad guy or a good guy?
00:59	Well, on camera, brother, I'm a great guy. But when that camera goes off, brother, it's a different story, brother, ho-ho.
01:07	Brother, brother�-brother, brother, BROTHER!
01:13	So Hulky, do you still like the wrestling?
01:17	Are you kidding, brother? I love it. It's in my blood, brother! It's also in my knee, brother, and in my hip, brother.
01:24	But I just can't seem to shake it, brother. And when you shake too hard brother, it's gonna be in my back. Do you know what I mean, brother? BROTHER! Brother�-brother, brother.
01:34	Okay, don't you think you're a little old for the wrestling?
01:38	I got news for ya, Larry-brother. It's not how old you are brother, it's how old you feel. And I feel 157, brother!"
01:50	Hello my question is for Hulk: When will I see you again here in Battle Creek?
01:57	Again in Battle Creek? That would imply that I would have ever gone to Battle Creek, brother.
02:02	The Hulkster only makes the big towns, brother!
02:06	Haha, now come on, come on, let's be serious. How are you gonna stand in the ring with this Shawn Michaels? I mean, he's the showstopper, he's the icon.
02:16	He's a real tough guy. Here, take a look.
05:08	Bro�-ther�-
05:11	Hulky, what's gonna happen at SummerSlam?
05:14	Well, after seeing that, brother, I've obviously got some serious politicking to do, backstage with Vincent K. McMahon.
05:20	You see, brother, Shawn Michaels is obviously an amazing athlete, brother. But he never quite made it to the upper tier, brother.
05:27	You see, after I've walked out the WWE, brother, I've decided to go make even more money somewhere else, brother, they gave them all to Shawn Michaels.
05:36	But he didn't quite get the job done. You see, he's got more important things on his mind, like becoming the greatest 'wrestler' that has ever stepped to the ring, brother.
05:45	He's more concerned about going out there each and every night, brother, and stealing the show. Brother, he works just as hard in Battle Creek, Michigan, brother, than he does in Madison Square Garden, brother.
05:57	See, the Hulkster, brother, he's got a philosophy, brother. Once when people are in the building, brother, you've already got their money in front pocket, brother.
06:07	But Shawn Michaels, brother, he'd rather go out there and nearly kill himself every night, brother, just to make sure those people get their moneys worth, brother.
06:16	But you see something, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter, brother.
06:23	Cause, you know Mean Gene, brother, when the Hulkster�-
06:27	Larry King�- Larry King.
06:29	Whatever Larry, I'm selling tickets here, brother�-.
06:35	WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when the Hulkster comes at you, Shawn Michaels, at SummerSlam, brother. We're gonna hulk up, brother, you and me, for the first time in history, brother.
06:44	The first time, brother, the last time, brother, the only time, brother. And when that bell rings, brother�- OHOHOHO BROTHER�- �- AAAAH, BROTHER, BROTHER, AAARGH, BROTHER, BROTHER�-
07:33	Hulk Hogan, you've got your reality show: 'Hogan Knows Best'. At SummerSlam, what are you gonna do�- when reality, kicks right in your face?

GLOSSARY

squaring off - tough guy - hip - upper tier

squaring off : peleando; tough guy: hombre amenazante; hip: cadera; upper tier: grada superior;

WWE SMACKDOWN 20/05/11 PART 3/6

2014-11-19T08:11:00.000-08:00

0	9:55 When I first came to Smackdown, my goal was to... to write a new chapter in the Book of Ezekiel.
10:03	It was supposed to be an epic tale of total domination.
10:09	I decided... no, I promised myself that I was gonna make an impact. That's why I joined The Corre.
10:20	You know, the first when we came to Smackdown we took this show by force. We... we just took over.
10:29	But because of who? You know, the same night I've hoisted a 500 pound giant and slammed him.
10:42	It made me think. Do I need The Corre, or do they need me? That's why I left.
10:54	But they just wouldn't let me walk away.
11:02	So for the last... for the last two weeks I've taken a beating. I'm man enough to admid that I've taken a beating.
11:20	But they cannot break me. I'm not a man that could be broken.
11:30	They've unleashed... they've unleashed a force that cannot be stopped, that will not be stopped.
11:37	I will not rest, I will not sleep until they've all suffered.
11:46	Wade Barrett, you will be the first to suffer. It is written in the Book of Ezekiel that the reign of your championship will come to an end. Because I am the personification of domination.

GLOSSARY

tale - hoisted - slammed - unleashed

tale: historia; hoisted: alzado; slammed: estrellado; unleashed: liberado;

WWE SmackDown 21 08 09 Parte 3:Videos Online para aprender ingles gratis

2014-11-18T15:40:00.001-08:00

06:35	Last week I proved that there is only one dominant giant on Smackdown, and his name is not the Great Khali.
06:51	The fear that I instilled into the heart of Khali's pathetic, helpless brother Ranjin Singh is the mark of a true monster.
07:04	Khali has never been a monster.
07:10	I saw that look as I left him lying face down and helpless.
07:17	It was a look that required no translation. It was weakness.
07:26	The source of Khali's weakness is obvious. Khali has compassion, emotion, Khali actually cares!
07:44	He cares while I detest. At Summerslam I will put an end to the myth of the Great Khali once and for all.
08:07	Khali, I've never been afraid of you, but you'd better be afraid of me.

GLOSSARY

fear - instilled - helpless

fear: miedo; instilled: inspire; helpless: impotente;

RAW 31/03/08: Shawn Michaels Apologize

2014-11-12T13:19:00.000-08:00

RAW 31/03/08: Shawn Michaels Apologize por Lordi72

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01:57	You know, I'm, eh... I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now and none of them are all that particularly good, ehm...
02:09	You know, I was asked to do a job, I was asked to be the Showstopper, I was asked to be Mist....
02:27	I was asked to be Mr. WrestleMania and I don't know how I feel about that...
02:43	I had a job to do last night.
02:46	Ric Flair asked for my A-game and that's what I gave him. I have, I have too much respect and love for Ric Flair to have given him anything less.
03:04	I had a chance, last night, to pull the trigger... and I did.
03:14	And now the career of the greatest wrestler who ever lived...
03:25	is over. And I'm the man responsible for it...
03:35	That is a, eh... that's a burden...
03:40	that's another burden that I get to carry with me the rest of my life... Lucky me...
05:19	Look, you did what you had to do and personally, I think it should have been done a long time ago

GLOSSARY

A-game - pull the trigger - burden

A-game: rendimiento; pull the trigger: terminar la accion; burden: carga;

The Rock Segment (RAW 6/14/99):Videos online gratis con subtitulos

2014-11-12T10:55:00.001-08:00

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01:15	Finally, The Rock has come back to Worcester!
01:31	Undertaker, by getting involved with The Rock's match last week you did one thing.
01:38	And that is directly check yourself in to the Smackdown hotel!
01:48	Undertaker, do you think you impress The Rock by coming out here with your Undertaker symbol and claim to steal the souls of all those jabronies?
01:57	Do you think you impress The Rock by taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head?
02:06	Well, The Rock says, if you really wanna impress The Rock, then you will come to King of the Ring and you will put the WWF Title on the line and go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!
02:26	And Undertaker, when The Great One's music hits: 'Do you smell what The Rock is cooking',
02:32	and 20,000 asses are standing on their feet with goosebumps running through their body, all chanting The Rock's name, 'Rocky, Rocky'
03:05	then, Undertaker, you bring your monkey ass to the people's ring and you come and you try to sacrifice The People's Champ. But here's the twist:
03:16	instead, Undertaker, of taking your eyes and rolling them up into the back of your head, The Rock says that you take your entire 33 pound head, turn it backwards like The Exorcist, have it roll down your back, catch it with both your hands.
03:33	And then, Undertaker, The Rock says, take your own head and proceed to shove it directly up your candy ass!
04:10	All right, young man, sing-along time is over. What you're doing is, you're out here - your mouth is writing cheques your ass can't cash.
04:32	What you fail to realise, boy, is, I've crippled more people than polio.
04:38	You can't be first, but you can be next. So in response to your nursery rhyme, let me put it like this, Rock.
04:50	It's time for you to go to the learning tree. King of the Ring - I accept.
05:00	No,no no. Wait a minute.
05:07	Hold on, I know you're eager to defend the WWF title. I understand that.
05:19	But Rock, what makes you think you are worthy of being the number 1 contender?
05:26	As far as I'm concerned, the only thing electrifying about you these days are thosegaudy shirts you wear!
05:37	It's alright. You want a shot at the Undertaker at the King of the Ring for the WWF title? No problem.
05:46	Just this little hitch. Tonight, in that very ring, in a non-title match you must be victorious.
05:56	You must win the match, Rock. One way or another, tonight to get your title shot at the King of the Ring. What about it, Rock?
06:14	The Rock says not only will he whip his monkey ass at the King of the Ring but he will do it tonight. If you smell what The Rock...is cooking!
06:44	Hey Rock, stop the Rock's music. Since this is a night of stipulations we have a stipulation for you this evening between you and the Undertaker.
07:56	And Rock tonight, you will find out exactly what that stipulation is five minutes before you come out. If you smell what the Macs are cooking! Now hit the Rock's music.

GLOSSARY

jabronies - nursery rhyme - crippled - gaudy - hitch

jabronies: perdedores; nursery rhyme: tema de guarderia; crippled: lisiado; gaudy: llamativo; hitch: obstaculo;

Ian Somerhalder on Kimmel |07.12.2010|:Videos online gratis

2014-11-11T11:01:00.000-08:00

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00:00	Between "lost" and "the vampire diaries," our next guest has spent most of his tv career either dead or undead.
00:06	You can watch "the vampire diaries" thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. on the cw.
00:09	Please welcome Ian Somerhalder
00:32	thegals are very excited.
00:36	Can I ask you a question, I love your loud ... but why , are there no ugly vampires?
00:42	You're talking to one. -- Yeah.
00:45	You have very excitable fans.
00:46	How did the fans of the new show compare to the fans of "lost" who were alsorapid but maybe in a different way?
00:53	Well There's a decibel level difference.
00:56	There's more screaming?
00:58	It's definitely louder. It's awesome.
01:01	You brought some like videotape, just kind of to demonstrate the loudness.
01:06	Just a little -- You shot this on your cell phone?
01:09	A little taste. I shot this on my iphone.
01:01	Ok. Take a look. Look at this.
01:13	This is what, a convention of some kind?
01:17	Yeah, this is in Miami.
01:20	And this is one of the small ones. This one was of the most exciting.
01:26	This one was -- Flashlights for vampires?
01:28	Oh, wait a minute.
01:30	That must have been the twi hards or something like that.
01:34	Hey, is it true you still haven't seen the "lost" finale?
01:37	I saw it in bits and pieces and I finally saw the end.
01:41	When? -- About a week ago.
01:43	What, why did you wait so long?
01:45	Because -- it was -- I don't know why. I've been shooting.
01:50	You were shooting.
01:51	I've been working. I was there.
01:54	It was the most incredible -- it really was -- I'm so glad they brought me back.
01:57	It was the most incredible human experience -- Being on "lost" or watching -- the end scene was all of us.
02:04	All of those chairs from those seasons of Lost every single person's chair was in this, like, circle.
02:11	You saw the names on all the chairs.
02:13	All of our names were there. And we all shot that scene together.
02:17	It was just sort of -- end of this amazing era of storytelling and -- you know what I mean?
02:23	Yeah. Well Sure you know and for me, it was like the end of my life.
02:25	Yeah. I saw you have a picture of Matt Fox in the dressing room that I'm in. -- Yes, I do.
02:31	I figured that was a good sign because he's my brother -- Jack is always watching over us, yes.
02:38	Now, you tweeted today that you were going to bring me a pizza, which, by the way, all guests should do, just fyi.
02:45	But you own a pizza parlor ,apparently.
02:48	My brother-in-law and my sister and I have a pizza place in Sun Valley, Idaho.
02:53	One of the most beautiful places in the world.
02:54	Yeah, I've been there.
02:56	What's the name of the pizza -- IT'S called McClane's pizzeria and we rock.
03:02	Why is it called McCLANE'S -- Because my brother-in-law's named McClane.
03:06	He's like this big tatted earring guy.
03:12	He looks like Mr. Clean.
03:14	Like a really good looking version of mr. clean.
03:16	But he has a recipe, at2 pizza recipe it's thirty years old
03:20	and I franticallybaked pizzas because the hotel that I live in here well, when I'm here, i live in the [ bleep ] not the chateau like every other actor.
03:32	Is it good to give out your address on television?
03:33	Oh, no, why did I just ... Oh My God -- oh, We'll bleep it out but -- that was stupid.
03:42	I want you guys to promise not to go there.
03:45	Yeah, so -- that's so stupid.
03:48	Yeah, yeah. -- Whoa.
03:50	Might want to switch to another hotel.
03:54	They were supposed to bake the pizzas and the guy who owns it is one of my close friends and he said, look, man, I can't, there's a health code problem.
04:02	I can't prepare -- I can't bake anything someone else prepares.
04:05	He shouldn't be your friend.
04:06	People like that -- No I ... it's services business. I don't want to get him in trouble.
04:10	So I found out about this at about 10 after 5:00.
04:14	Supposed to be car pickup at 6:00.
04:16	You're making excuses for your pizza -- no, I'm not making -- i ran -- well, I drove frantically to one of my best friend's houses and Ibaked these pizzas for you.
04:24	That's very nice of you.
04:25	You have for our margarita pizza, you have to do fresh tomato and basil on after you bake it -- Oh, after your break it -- bake it.
04:35	The cheese is not melted?
04:37	The cheese is melted.
04:38	But you don't want to put the tomato on top to the pizza because before you after you bake it
04:45	When you cut it, you don't want to squish all the tomato into the cheese.
04:49	Is that your specialty, the margarita pizza?
04:52	It's pretty good, man.
04:55	Guillermo, come in from God's heeding ....
04:58	He's probably eating those pizzas out there.
05:02	I hope so too.
05:04	Thank you, Guillermo.
05:05	Hold on, let me get you a little -- there, that's for you.
05:07	Thank you. Thank you very much.
05:10	I left my wallet in the green room.
05:11	Give me 4 back.
05:13	I don't have any cash.
05:14	I'll get it from you later.
05:15	Is this hot? -- It should be warm.
05:19	I have to try it.
05:21	We had to warm it so the basil's now a little drier.
05:24	I can't imagine you making pizza but -- it's pretty good.
05:30	That's atasty pizza.
05:31	Idaho is known for its pizza, number one.
05:36	It's pretty tasty. -- I like that.
05:37	You got a lot of oregano on there.
05:39	Good across could be a littlecrispy out everytime with your friend.
05:42	No because I had a ... he needed a ticket ...
05:45	Let's eat the whole thing right -- let's do it.
05:49	Eat the whole pizza.
05:51	Before social distortion comes out.
05:55	This is awesome. -- This is very good.
06:02	You're serious about this.
06:03	Like, you went to a pizza convention even?
06:06	Oh, my Gosh. Yeah. But they had full-on like -- uniforms.
06:12	Who did?
06:13	The other pizza makers.
06:16	And all I saw were people's nostrils because their noses were turned up to us the entire time who is a teacher.
06:23	You had to have T-shirts. You can't just show up out t-shirts on.
06:26	No.
06:27	I'm going to ask John Bravados or someone to make us
06:32	Some sort of designer or T-shirts? -- the most incredible ball like uniform aprons and we're going to go there next year.
06:39	You ever deliver these pizzas because I think you could make a lot of tips probably.
06:53	Well that's very good to see you.
06:55	Thank you for bringing the pizza.
06:57	Eat the end because ... you know what, this is not our normal crust.
07:00	I had to -- It came all of the way from Idaho. I can understand. I will leave the end.
07:04	The whole thing's pretty good. Thank you for being here. Ian Somerhalder, everybody.
07:09	Vampires eat pizza too. It airs thursday nights on the CW.

GLOSSARY

gals - rapid - videotape - fyi< - pizza parlor - baked - tasty - crispy - crust

gals: chicas; rapid: rapido; videotape: cinta de video; fyi: para tu informacion; pizza parlor: salon de pizza; baked: horneado; tasty: sabrosa; crispy: crujiente; crust: corteza;

Ian Somerhalder on Regis & Kelly 1-18-2010: Ingles online con videos

2014-08-30T14:47:00.000-07:00

00:03	[applause] vampires are still hot, you know?
00:04	they really are. You can't beat a good vampire.
00:06	our next guest plays a bad boy blood sucker Damon Salvatore from the cw hit series The Vampire Diaries please welcome ian somerhalder.
00:20	ian, look at you! Good to see you. how are you, buddy? -- Good to see you.
00:25	Hi -- hi.
00:26	Good to see you. -- I like your vampire entrance music. -- Thank you.
00:32	Oh, Ian Ian. Yeah, it is good see you -- Good to see you as well
00:35	everybody knows it's vampire walk-on music.
00:40	That's what I -- I hear that in my sleep.
00:43	ian's originally from new orleans. Modeled there for a long time. And wound up here in new york city. Still modeling, huh?
00:51	At the time, yes. It's a long time ago.
00:53	yeah, sure.
00:54	And I just past the building I was living in. -- Oh really?
00:57	This is like 1995.
00:59	Yeah you lived in one of those model houses with a bunch of models?
01:02	Yeah, it was pretty cool when you're 16 and I don't think anyone was over 20. -- right. Of course not.
01:12	Sheet metal. Summertime.
01:14	tanning. -- Oh, yeah.
01:17	feeling good and looking strong.
01:20	no food in the refrigerator. No.
01:23	The 3-year-old bottle of mustard.
01:26	that's it.That's right.
01:30	But since then, things have changed and you've done quite well including you were on "lost" for a year, right? Which has become a big abc hit.
01:39	it is. And I was here.
01:41	that's right. Right after they killed me. This was my last stop.
01:46	did the dinosaur get you? -- yeah.
01:49	Dinosaur. tell me the truth. You don't care anymore.
01:51	You're off the show.
01:53	Do me a favor. Tell me the truth. What is killing off all the people on the island? You don't care.
02:59	You're on another series, another network.
02:01	Is it a dinosaur or not?
02:03	the flu.
02:04	the flu?
02:06	I keep seeing the shadow of a dinosaur.
02:10	I fell 30,000 feet off a 767 and survived.
02:15	And I fell 30,000 out of a beach craft and died.
02:21	I don't know.
02:22	listen. I used to work on a soap opera and I know that death is not enough to kill a character.
02:28	Are you coming back? -- I am.
02:30	I knew it! Death never kills anybody on a tv show.
02:34	I'm really thankful and really happy that those guys figured that all out. It's fun. I flew back. I already we want back.
02:41	10-Hour night there, 10-hour flight back and then I was on the ground for 24 hours.
02:47	So in a 40-hour period.
02:48	we're talking about Lost -- yeah.
02:51	is it a flashback?
02:54	you can't reveal. What if ...
02:55	Damon would shoot me. -- Really?
02:59	I can be persuaded ...
03:01	make him talk.
03:02	We're going to take a break and come back and talk about "the .....
03:10	deeply.
03:12	back now with ian somerhalder.
03:15	We're going to talk about this new series now, "the vampire series" but there was another series a few years ago before this.
03:23	"Trueblood," that you went up for. -- Oh, no.
03:24	And what happened there?
03:27	I bombed the audition with alan ball.
03:29	what does that mean?
03:31	I just couldn't... I couldn't... I just... I blew it.
03:36	And I couldn't... and I was reallybummed and I couldn't watch "trueblood" at all.
03:43	Because I was really sad.
03:45	So that along comes "the vampire diaries" and you give it another try.
03:48	And I got this one -- Really?
03:49	Was hard, but I got it.
03:51	And now, I can watch "true blood"
03:58	when I was acting and like any job that I auditioned for that I didn't get, i couldn't watch and eventually, i threw my television off the window.
04:07	I couldn't even watch commercials.
04:09	I think there's a legality factor.
04:12	but vampires continue to be hot, right?
04:13	The audiences love them.
04:15	It's an interesting thing. yeah.
04:20	is there anything different about your vampire in this, "the vampire diaries" series?
04:24	As an anecdote about my vampire ...
04:26	Vampires are vampires, right?
04:28	No, mine is the coolest one though.
04:30	what makes your vampire so cool?
04:33	Because he -- I don't know. He dresses well. Gets all the girls.
04:38	yeah.
04:38	He's got the best lines.
04:39	Kevin Williamson likes the best lines.
04:41	He is such a good dialog writer ... he writes the best conversations.
04:46	he is the best. Does the best.
04:47	but this is about a high school girl who is in love?
04:50	Yeah, really original story.
04:56	mortal girl finds herself in love with a vampire.
05:01	And then sort of in this weird triangle with him and his brother. -- a-ha.
05:07	oh, you're the brother.
05:10	You're the brother and you're also the vampire.
05:12	I'm the brother and the vampire.
05:14	We're having so much fun doing this.
05:16	I want to know when did vampires become sexy and not scary?
05:20	I remember being afraid of vampires. -- Yeah.
05:22	When I was a kid, I remember it being scary.
05:33	bites you right in the throat.
05:36	You want me to?
05:35	but all of a sudden, you get a good-looking guy like this.
05:39	do you think that count chocula paved the way?
05:43	I think he sweetened the deal.
05:47	that is good.
05:50	Good one.
05:51	well "the vampire diaries on the cw. Ian, good luck on this one, baby, ok? -- Thanks.
06:00	I don't think I'm going to die now. -- no. -- Don't you die.

GLOSSARY

wound up - tanning - mustard - soap opera - I blew it - bummed - sweetened

wound up: termino; tanning: bronceado; mustard: mostaza; soap opera: telenovela; I blew it: lo arruine; bummed: deprimido; sweetened: endulzo;

Jim Carrey on David Letterman 2013 : Ingles Online gratis con videos

2014-08-30T14:27:00.003-07:00

	00:02 Yeah
00:07	Wao! you look tremendous. -- Thank you, thank you so much.
00:10	Is there something different about you? Yeah.
00:13	Have you lost weight? What's going on here?
00:51	I'm going through a bit of a growth spurt, dave.
00:18	Yeah. I'm growing-- I'm growing I'll tell you in ways I can't even speak about on television.
00:23	Well, what's parent is theseemingly large feet.
00:27	Yeah, I think it's the new testosterone cream I'm using.
00:32	I put a little dab on my wrists in the morning, rub it in, and next thing you know I feel like anthony quinn!
00:40	I touch you, you're pregnant. You will carry my child to term. I'm anthony quinn.
00:46	This entire audience is pregnant!
00:49	Wow. In addition to-- I noticed on the back an appendage that makes no sense.
00:57	Yeah, well, they're my pine angel wings.
01:02	You see, this is really something I put every once in a while to signify my awkward spiritual journey.
01:09	Because I really honestly I feel like I have a lot of peace in my soul right now and I love people but if you hit me, I'll take your eye out and I'll feed it to you.
01:20	I'll feed it right to you. Sure.
01:23	So as part of the journey you haven't really arrived
01:25	I haven't gotten theforgiveness thing down - Right - But i do honestly I ... Honest to god, I really feel peaceful. I feel like ...
01:33	Can you elaborate on this?
01:36	It's a feeling like you're in heaven already.
01:38	Everywhere you go there's a little bit of heaven. And I think it's everywhere. I think it's all around us.
01:45	It's not just afterlife. It's here. This is a gift right here.You know?
01:55	just waiting for the end to-- to have it happen.
02:00	It's like opening a birthday present, and while you're opening the present you're saying, "what else have you got for me: That's right. - You know - It's wrong.
02:07	It's really here.
02:08	And you just have to open up your heart and look a little closer.
02:12	For example, what are we talking about practically speaking? - I don't know.
02:15	Biff, Can I have you come out here for a second?
02:19	Hi biff. - Henderson.
02:23	For example when you look at biff, you know, on face value, when you first look at his face you think, well ok here's a guy who is under a lot of pressure.
02:35	he might be in a little bit of pain, he might have a little bit of guilt and possibly some moral compromise in there.
02:43	But now if you look really, really closely and open your heart. - Sure.
02:49	Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see the love? Yes.
02:55	That's not biff anymore. That's a champagne super nova.
03:00	That's god disguising himself as biff. OW, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. That's right. Yeah.
03:05	Now look at me.
03:06	Yeah, let's see.

GLOSSARY

growth spurt - seemingly - little dab - rub it in - wings - once in a while - forgiveness

growth spurt: crecimiento rapido; seemingly: aparentemente; little dab: pequeño toque; rub it in: lo frote; wings: alas; once in a while: de vez en cuando; forgiveness: perdon;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy attack to Matt Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis y rapido con listening

2014-07-21T13:09:00.000-07:00

01:05	As you all know, the black cloud continues to loom over Jeff Hardy's head.
01:16	And it will continue to do so until Jeff sucks it up,
01:20	I came out here tonight to get some things off my chest.
01:36	Some things that I tried to communicate with Jeff Hardy, but of course, as usual,
01:42	he wouldn't listen.
01:46	But tonight Jeff, I'm going to force you to listen.
01:56	You've been through a lot this year, Jeff.
01:59	A lot of ups, a lot of downs. A lot of highs, lows.
02:10	You couldn't compete in WrestleMania last year because you were suspended.
02:15	You were out having a little too much fun.
02:20	Me, on the other hand?
02:23	I couldn't compete in an actual match at WrestleMania because I was injured. I had a legitamite injury.
02:33	But from day one of your suspension, no one cared about Matt!
02:37	No one gave a damn about me or my injury.
02:47	Everyone wanted to know about Jeff:
02:50	Is Jeff getting the help he needs?
02:54	Is Jeff gonna be returning to the ring? What is Jeff thinking?
03:05	Jeff, you didn't have a care in the world at that time.
03:08	You went about business as usual. You locked yourself in your studio and recorded songs,
03:15	you painted pictures, you refused to be responsible for your own actions.
03:23	And like always, everyone expected Matt Hardy to come in and pick up the pieces!
03:37	And you did suffer a very unfortunate amount of accidents, Jeff.
03:45	You were attacked in a stairwell, your car was run off the road,
03:52	there was the accident with the pyro...
03:56	I mean, who could have done this to you Jeff? Was it a group of people?
04:03	Does someone hold a grudge against you? Or maybe it was just one person.
04:14	But there is one day in particular that I remember very strongly, Jeff.
04:20	That was shortly after you got suspended.
04:25	You'd been out for several days, your music blasting, your dog barking,
04:30	and you and Beth decided to leave your house.
04:37	And while you were gone, you received a call from me.
04:44	And I said: Jeff, Jeff, your house is on fire.
04:50	Your house is on fire, man.
04:56	And I couldn't go outside and watch it.
05:07	I could only picture in my mind you losing everything you worked so hard for:
05:15	'Matt, what about my dog? What about Jack, man? What about Jack? Is he okay?'
05:28	Well, we all know what happened to poor little Jack.
05:36	He didn't make it.
05:42	And sometimes accidents turn into tragedies that are incredibly hard to believe.
06:12	Jeff, do you remember this? Or what's actually left of it?
06:24	I found this the day after everything you ever owned went down in flames.
06:30	I found it. It was in a heap of ashes.
06:36	And I've been holding on to this, Jeff, for a very long time.
06:44	I decided I'd give it to you when the time was right, and well,
06:49	the time is right now.
06:53	So I want to give this to you as a token.
06:58	As a token of my love. A token of my love for my brother, Jeff Hardy.
07:58	This is so hard to believe.
08:03	You're behind all this. The stairwell... the car crash..
08:11	you tried to blow me up.
08:14	I never thought my own flesh and blood could be capable of something so horrible.
08:21	Don't bring up my house, man, come on. Don't bring up my dog, man.
08:26	Don't bring up everything I love.
08:30	You want to hurt me, don't you. You want to hurt me, don't you, Matt?
08:35	You HATE me, Matt, don't you?
08:39	You don't love me, you HATE me!
08:42	But you know what, Matthew Moore Hardy?
08:45	You hate yourself more than you could ever know.
08:50	Because you're sick, you're twisted, you're demented...
09:00	and so am I.

WWE Smackdown 3/23/12 Daniel Bryan Sheamus & AJ Segment:Ingles online gratis y facil con videos

2014-07-21T12:57:00.001-07:00

00:24	The first thing I would like to say is YES! YES! YES!
00:40	Now, I could talk about myself all night, but I'ma put AJ on the spot.
00:51	AJ, tell me... no, no, no...
00:54	tell everyone what it's like to be in love with the World Heavyweight Champion.
01:09	Well, in a word: It's heaven.
01:20	Nobody really knows this but Daniel caresses me.
01:29	And he has the softest lips.
01:36	And sometimes at night we spoon.
01:47	Danny...
01:50	We discussed, you not call me Danny in public. It's Daniel.
01:58	I'm sorry. Daniel is brave, courageous, generous...
02:18	As a vegan his body is his temple.
02:27	His mind and spirit are pure.
02:36	And above all of that he make me feel safe.
02:46	And that's why I really enjoy cuddling.
03:03	That's a little personal.
03:06	It's true, isn't it? It's true.
03:15	Daniel Bryan is a great lover.
03:33	And at WrestleMania?
03:37	And at WrestleMania he's going to make that big Irish brute tap out.
03:46	And therefore?
03:48	And therefore he will continue on his path of becoming the greatest of all time.
03:56	Let's hear it for AJ.
04:03	And better yet, let's hear it for me!
04:09	YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
05:12	No disrespect to AJ, but before I came out here I actually threw up in my mouth.
05:20	I can still taste it. It's bad.
05:24	Seriously, AJ, c'mon. You really think your boyfriend Daniel here is brave and courageous?
05:31	Really? Serious? You know what I think?
05:37	I think you're a sniffling little coward.
05:46	And AJ says your lips are so soft?
05:50	Fella, I don't even want to go there.
05:58	But I tell you where I do want to go. And that's WrestleMania.
06:07	Because if you don't like being called Danny...
06:09	My name is Daniel!
06:34	Well, Danny Boy...
06:38	I can call you Danny Boy, right? Actually I think it's a great name from Danny Boy.
06:59	If you don't like being called that you sure as hell aren't like being called former World Heavyweight Champion!
07:14	Seriously though, at WrestleMania I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat.

GLOSSARY

caresses - spoon - courageous - threw up

caresses: acaricia; spoon: acariciar; courageous: valiente; threw up: vomite.

DX Challenge Chris Jericho and Big Show For Unified Tag Team Championship:Aprende ingles rapido en linea

2014-07-19T14:15:00.002-07:00

00:33	Congratulations on your big win, DX.
00:37	I'm glad you're on a little bit of a roll. You're gonna need it, cause Jesse Ventura just informed me
00:42	that in three weeks, DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show for the Undisputed Tag Team championship.
00:54	Oh yeah! Now, Big Show is on a personal vacation day—he's not here—
00:59	but I believe that I speak for the both of us when I—
01:00	Hold on! Hold on a second!
01:05	We know what you're saying. We know about the match.
01:09	And we know about Big Show not being here tonight. But we know the truth: This is Hershey!
01:20	Big Show is over at the chocolate factory. He's eaten so much,
01:26	they can't get him out the door they brought'm in.
01:32	It's always jokes for you two miscreants, is it?
01:35	Everything's a laugh, everything is funny. THIS is serious—
01:39	You know somethin', Chris? You know somethin'?!
01:44	It is serious!
01:48	Because one thing Governor Ventura didn't mention to you
01:55	is that the next TLC pay per view—There's gonna be Table matches.
02:03	There's gonna be Ladder matches.
02:09	There's gonna be Chair matches.
02:17	But JeriShow and the United Tag Team championships are gonna be on the line against DX in a T-L-C match!
02:38	And if you're not down with that, we got two—
02:41	STOP IT RIGHT NOW! ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
02:45	I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID CATCHPHRASES!
02:52	Do you know who you're dealing with? I am the best in the world at what I do!
03:02	And the Big Show and I are the most dominant tag team of this generation or any other.
03:09	Do you understand what I'm saying? This is not about juvenile catchphrases or merchandise,
03:17	glow sticks and.. and wet bands and fart jokes and little people!
03:25	This is about the Tag Team championships and despite all of your accolades,
03:31	all of the accomplishments that DX has amassed, you have never been the Tag Team champions.
03:40	You have never been the Tag Team champions, ever!
03:46	And that will not change, because after TLC—
03:52	Go ahead, chant D-X! Please!
03:58	Do it while you can! Because after TLC, you can go back to hawkings your useless merchandise for all these sycophants to purchase.
04:11	And after TLC I will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:16	Big Show will still be the Tag Team champion.
04:20	I'll say this slowly, so you and all your delinquent fans can understand:
04:26	As long as I have these titles, you NEVER WILL!

GLOSSARY

miscreant - accolades - suck up

miscreant: An evildoer; a villain.; accolades: elogios; amassed: acumulado;

Chris Jericho vs. HBK Great American Bash - Chris speaks out:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

2014-07-19T14:13:00.002-07:00

WWE RAW 07-21-08 PART 3/11 por JESSE-TV

00:05	As much as Lance Cade wants Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:10	as much as all of you want Shawn Michaels to be here tonight,
00:15	the fact is he's not coming.
00:18	I'm going to show you some footage of what happened last night at the Great American Bash that will explain exactly why Shawn isn't here.
00:27	It'll explain why he might never be in this ring ever again.
00:32	This footage is unsettling, it's disturbing, it's violent, it's graphic, it's horrific, consider yourself forewarned!
02:20	Everything that happened last night is all of your fault.
02:25	Every single thing you just saw is on each and every one of you!
02:33	There's no blood on my hands!
02:37	Shawn came out and wrestled last night, even though he knew he was hurt,
02:40	even though I knew that he was hurt, he did it to please all of you.
02:46	He did it to make all of you happy, because you inspire him.
02:50	You inspire him to do things that no other human being should do or could do.
02:56	Shawn took one chance too many and now he's paying for your sins.
03:06	When I came back to the WWE I said I was coming back to save all of you.
03:11	Then I realized you don't deserve to be saved!
03:18	You made your choice to side with a liar and an egomaniac and you will regret that decision
03:25	the same way that Shawn Michaels will regret his decision for the rest of his life!
03:34	Because as he [Cade] said earlier, in all probability, Shawn Michaels' career is over.
03:47	Shawn has cracked ribs, he has internal bleeding,
03:51	and worst of all he apparently has a detached retina which will prohibit him from seeing properly for the rest of his life.
04:04	He was brutalized, he was damaged, and I have no remorse whatsoever.
04:14	But the ironic thing is:
04:17	By closing Shawn's eye he opened my eyes as well.
04:23	He proved to me that I don't have to be obsessed with pleasing a group of people who can't think for themselves,
04:29	with no morals and no integrity
04:33	People like all of you. People who didn't accept me when I came back to the WWE.
04:40	You never embraced me. You never took me in your arms. You vilified me. You cut me down.
04:49	You booed me. You ignored me. You wanted the wild and crazy guy, with the long hair who told the jokes...
04:56	I am not that man anymore. I have matured. I have grown up.
05:01	Shawn Michaels never has. And none of you ever have either!
05:13	And as disturbing as this might sound...
05:17	I'm actually proud of what I did.
05:24	I'm proud of what happened to Shawn Michaels last night.
05:31	And by possibly ending the career of the most corrupt, immoral, disruptive individual in WWE history,
05:38	I now consider myself... saved

GLOSSARY

footage - unsettling - forewarned - sins

footage: imagenes; unsettling: inquietante; forewarned: advertido; sins: pecados;

Stone Cold Steve Austin on WWE Raw - Bret Hart and Mr McMahons contract signing 15-03-2010 FULL:Ingles gratis con videos subtitulados en ingles

2014-07-19T14:12:00.004-07:00

00:54	Sit!
01:06	Now we get down to business: Since I have both of you guys in the ring
01:11	I wanna take care of a piece of business, before we get to this piece of business.
01:17	You know last year, Stone Cold Steve Austin went into the Hall of Fame and it was one of the proudest moments of my life because after fifteen years of rolling up and down the road being in the ring - this very ring, another ring, it's what ain't matter - and being in front of people like this
01:37	I go into the Hall of Fame.
01:40	That's something I'm very proud of, Vince.
01:43	And this year, Stu Hart was supposed to go into the WWE Hall of Fame.
01:49	Sit your ass down!
02:00	And... Sit down or I'll knock you down.
02:05	And for some reason, just because you're Vince McMahon,
02:08	that you got to say so, that Stu Hart is not going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:17	And if anybody deserves to go, it's your father,
02:21	for training some of the best wrestlers and the ever greats of this ring, along with Bret and the rest of the Hart-boys.
02:28	So I'm here tonight to officially announce,
02:33	that Stu Hart IS going into the WWE Hall of Fame.
02:44	Do you have a problem with that?
02:53	No, actually I don't.
02:58	Your dad's gonna be inducted into the Hall of Fame. That means the entire Hart Family is going to be there and if the entire Hart Family is there,
03:07	you and I know each and every member of the Hart Family who's ever stepped foot in this ring is a dysfunctional derelict.
03:20	But Bret, you're different.
03:22	You're a dysfunctional handicapped derelict.
03:30	So Bret let's get down to business. You could not sign this contract and prove that you're a coward,
03:39	or you sign it and take your beating like a man at WrestleMania.
03:47	But if you do sign it, Bret, it's ironclad. And if you don't show up, I will sue you for everything you have.
04:11	It wouldn't matter if both my legs were broken.
04:14	Because I CAN and I WILL beat you, Vince McMahon.
04:21	But I got one little problem. I don't want this to be a wrestling match.
04:26	You don't want this to be a wrestling match. This is gonna be a FIGHT!
04:31	This is gonna be a full-on massacre.
04:34	This is gonna be complete annihilation.
04:38	So I want this to be a No Holds Barred Match. What do you think of that?
04:54	In the immortal words of Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell yeah!
05:01	You know, Bret. Once again you've done it. Some time ago in Montreal I've stated 'as a matter of fact: Bret screwed Bret'
05:09	The last couple of weeks I've enjoyed it, the last couple of months as well. I've enjoyed that Vince has screwed Bret.
05:17	But now here you are again, Bret, with that stipulation, No Holds Barred. Once again, Bret has screwed Bret.
05:32	Now, sign it!
06:30	There we have it. It is official.
06:34	At WrestleMania: Bret 'The Hitman' Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a No Holds Barred Match.
06:42	If you're ready for Hitman vs. McMahon, gimme a 'Hell, Yeah'.
06:50	And I'm looking forward to seeing you take the worst ass-whipping of your life.
07:25	There is one thing, I forgot to tell you.
07:33	Oh, hell I let Bret tell you himself.
07:43	Tell me...
08:02	I don't need this, and I don't need this.
08:13	What I needed was, that you gonna think that I was hurt.
08:17	I'm not gonna go into a big long detailed explanation about how hard it was to flip that little stunt that looked like I broke my leg.
08:25	Thank god, John Cena knows somebody in the stuntman-business.
08:29	What you need to know, Vince McMahon is, that I am one-hundred percent.
08:39	If you try to find some way to back out of this match,
08:43	I'm gonna sue you for everything you're worth.
08:51	For thirteen years you said 'Bret screwed Bret'.
08:56	You know what I say tonight: 'Vince screwed Vince'. Anybody want a souvenir?

GLOSSARY

derelict - handicapped - ironclad - whipping - worth - back out of - souvenir

derelict: A homeless or jobless person; a vagrant; handicapped: Physically or mentally disabled; ironclad: so firm or secure as to be unbreakable; whipping: azotes; you're worth: todo lo que vales; back out of: salir de; souvenir: recuerdo;

Smackdown Jeff Hardy:Aprende ingles gratis con videos

2014-07-19T14:09:00.001-07:00

03:21	Wow, if this is a dream, don't wake me,
03:25	because I'm just chilling in the imagination kickin' it Jeff Hardy style, the new World Heavyweight Champion!
03:36	I'm not dreaming.
03:40	I would like to thank all the outcasts, all the rejects, all the freaks, all the people.
03:49	All the People that have stood with me through sick and thin and always believed in what I stand for, thank you.
04:01	You know, CM Punk going into Night of Champions..
04:04	he said some pretty rotten things to you and I.
04:13	And you were all with me, just said "no" to being forced fit his point of view.
04:21	Because the fact is, if everybody in the world was just like CM Punk, what a boring world it would be.
04:32	Hey, we're different, that's why this life is cool.
04:38	Look, I can assure you, the only thing I'm high on, is being World Heavyweight Champion, for you!
04:50	I was born a free spirit and I've beat my own drum ever since.
04:58	Because I'm a human, you all are human
05:01	and we have the God-given right to live life the way we choose and be who we wanna be!
05:17	Now I know that Teddy Long has given CM Punk his rematch.
05:30	Any time he wants it against whose ever the Champion at that current time.
05:36	And the reason I bring that up is my opponent tonight..
05:39	is one of the most talented guys I have ever been in the ring with.
05:43	He shines like no other and that man is John Morrison.
05:53	Now John, last time my title reign was way to short
05:57	and I don't plan on that happening again.
06:00	So I know I'm here for a fight and Baltimore,
06:04	I just want you to get ready!
06:14	'Cause by the way, this man has beaten CM Punk twice
06:17	and he might be in for one of the most breath-taking, amazing, death-defying main events in Smackdown history! Thank you!

WWE SmackDown 6/12/09 8/12 (HQ):Practica tu listening con videos en ingles

2014-07-19T14:06:00.002-07:00

01:35	I am a man who stands up for what he believes in.
01:41	And I believe that I am an honest man, while 99 percent of you are liars and cheaters.
01:50	I believe that I am a true success, whereas 99.9 percent of you have failed in everything you've ever accomplished in trying to do.
02:04	And I believe, by unmasking Rey Mysterio I've actually done him a favor.
02:13	By exposing his true identity I have relieved the weight of deceit off of his shoulders.
02:20	Now Rey Mysterio doesn't have to live his life in the shadows.
02:25	He can walk the streets free, not having to look over his shoulder with ultra-paranoia, always wondering if the mailman on the street or the clerk in the store recognizes him and realizes who he really is.
02:42	In essence, I have set Rey Mysterio free.
02:56	And instead of thanking me like a man, for what I have done for him, he has disappeared like a coward.
03:03	He's ashamed, he's humiliated, he's embarassed right now. But in time he's gonna realize, that he's been redeemed, that he's been led to his salvation by his savior, Chris Jericho.
03:24	And I've exposed Rey Mysterio as a fraud, and I'm gonna let the world know the same thing about CM Punk tonight.
03:32	I am better than CM Punk, because I am the best in the world at what I do.
03:41	I guarantee, I am going to beat CM Punk tonight, and there is nothing that anyone of you is going to be able to do about that.
03:51	Do you understand what I am saying to you, right now?

GLOSSARY

stands up - whereas - relieved - deceit - led

stands up: lucha; whereas: mientras; relieved: aliviado; deceit: dishonest behavior; led: llevado;

Ric Flair awards Chris Jericho the Undisputed title:Raw December 10,2001:Ingles gratis online con videos

2014-07-19T14:03:00.001-07:00

01:17	Last night, San Diego, California, at Ven gea nce, I promised the world that I would present the Undisputed WWF Championship belt tonight to the winner.
01:41	So without further ado, let me introduce to you, MR. CHRIS JERICHO.
03:36	THANK YOU - thank you so very, very much!
03:45	On such an historic evening like tonight, I don't know where to begin; I mean, I have so many people to thank, I had to make a list so I wouldn't forget anybody...I don't wanna forget anybody's names.
04:11	Like I said, thank you so very much from the bottom of my heart, FIRST OF ALL, nobody thought I had a chance to become the Undisputed champion.
04:24	NOBODY thought I had a chance in hell of walking out of San Diego victorious, except for one person!
04:34	And that person always had the faith in me - that person always believed in me - and that person knew that against all odds, I would come out on top, and that person is...myself!
04:56	So I would like to thank myself for being so strong, so athletic, and so talented to be able to prove all of the doubters and all of the people who didn't think I could do it wrong.
05:19	And then, I'd like to thank the two competitors who gave an A1, first class effort last night.
05:29	I'm talking, of course, about my opponents, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:38	Let's face it, I mean let's face it, let's think about it - The Rock, Stone Cold, two of the biggest icons in the history of this business.
05:49	THE two biggest stars in the World Wrestling Federation today!
05:56	And for me, to be able to beat the both of them back to back in one night, singlehandedly within the course of 45 minutes...well that was quite an honor.
06:14	But don't feel bad, guys - raise your chins up. Buck up, little troopers! You gave it your best shot, but you were just beaten by the better man last night.
06:31	And then I'd like to thank all of you - the little people.
06:40	All of the little people here, all of the little people at home, because if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be standing here right now.
06:50	If it wasn't for me realising that entertaining you meant nothing... if it wasn't for me realising that your opinions aren't worth a damn...
07:01	that my career wouldn't be the skyrocketing Super Nova that it is today.
07:11	And then, I'd like to thank one of the owners of this company - a man with true class, true style, and true dignity...I'd like to thank Vince McMahon.
07:30	Because, Vince, you gave me the opportunity. You even came down to ringside to make sure that there was no outside interference from anybody!
7:42	You evened the odds to make sure that the better man won and for that, I THANK YOU, VINCE!
07:53	And last but not least, I'd like to thank YOU, Ric Flair.
08:04	I'd like to thank you because you're a man of your word; you said you were gonna come out here and present me with my championships last night and here you are.
08:13	And I know the reason why you wanted to do it.
08:18	All throughout your career, your illustrious career, when you were winning title after title after title fourteentimeswoo!
08:30	You always wanted to be near a larger than life, superDUPERstar like Chris Jericho....
08:41	you always wanted to be in the ring with a TRUE living legend, and tonight, your dreams are comin' true, baby!
08:54	So now, Ric Flair, the Nature Boy, I bestow upon you the honour of presenting me with my TWO Championship titles, which signifies ME to be the first, the only, and the TRUE Undisputed CHAMPION.
--:--	[Jericho holds out his arms - and Flair drapes one on each shoulder.]
09:44	Hey Champ! Hey Champ! How does that feel? D'you feel like the World Champion?
09:52	D'ya feel like the best there is? GOOD! Because tonight, you're gonna defend the title!
10:03	Right here...in a fifteen foot steel cage - woooo!
10:18	How does that feel? Now you wanna know what the real punchline is? It'll be against STONE COLD WOOOO! STEVE AUSTIN!
10:33	WOOOO! Try that on for size, champ!
10:43	Woooo! Woooo!

GLOSSARY

without further ado - against all odds - of the doubters - singlehandedly - quite an honor - Buck up - your opinions aren't worth a damn - skyrocketing - even - evened - odds - All throughout - larger - I bestow upon you - punchline

without further ado: sin mas ceremonia; against all odds: a pesar de todo; of the doubters: todos los que dudan; singlehandedly: hecho sin ayuda; quite an honor: un gran honor; Buck up: animate; your opinions aren't worth a damn: tus opiniones me importan un comino; skyrocketing: elevar; even: incluso; evened: igualo; odds: probabilidades; All throughout: a lo largo de; larger: grande; I bestow upon you: te regalo; punchline: parte final de un chiste;

Trish Stratus shows her boobs for Vince McMahon:Ingles online gratis con videos subtitulados

2014-07-19T14:02:00.002-07:00

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00:02	Trish.
00:13	Hey Shelton.
00:15	What are you doin' here?
00:16	Oh me? I was just takin' a long hot shower. And where are you off to - looking so pretty?
00:25	Monday Night? RAW? I got a Six Man Tag Match. William and Eugene need me.
00:32	But what about my needs? What about Trish?
00:37	Oh sugar, don't worry: You find somebody else, I mean you're the biggest slut on RAW.
00:46	You're so uptight... you need to loosen up. And I know just how.
00:51	What the hell is going on here? It's... a woman in a towel. I mean... this is uncontionable. This is scandalous. I can see the moral fabric of America disintegrating right before my very eyes. The sexual overtones... the racial overtones...
01:17	Excuse me?
01:19	Oh Shelton, you may not realize this, but you're African American
01:27	and everybody knows that African Americans are attracted to Canadian White Women with broken noses. Now I'm sorry but the FCC won't tolerate this and frankly, neither will I. I'm not going to have a locker room full of miscreants and deviants. This is the WWE. This is not the NFL.
01:47	It's damn sure not the NBA. Because it's this kind of sexual titillation that will send you and other professional wrestler into the stands to attack the audience.
01:57	And if that were to happen, that would be the downfall of civilization as we know it.
02:05	You know what, you really need to lighten up!
02:13	But I have a board of directors to answer to. Someone has to uphold the virtue- Is he gone?
02:22	Yep.
02:28	Oh my god! Oh, Oh yeah!
02:39	Are you ready for some wrestling?

GLOSSARY

are you off to - uptight - loosen up - overtones - miscreants - deviants - titillation - board of directors - uphold

are you off to: va usted; uptight: tenso; loosen up: relajarse; overtones: insinuaciones; miscreants: sinverguenzas; deviants: pervertidos; titillation: excitacion; board of directors: consejo de administracion; uphold: defender;