Butch n Bitch

Dick Club: The Anthony Romero Version

Mike The Bitch — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 04:24:25 +0000

If you have a spare moment or two on your hands (and you’re not at work… but who am I kidding?), and you want to have one less free hand, join Dick Club via Anthony Romero. The rules are simple enough: guess who the dick belongs to. If you get it right, you get a point! If you get a lot of points, give yourself a hand, because you spend way too much time looking at penis. If you do horribly, don’t fret. I didn’t do very well either.

I need more porn…

Because I’m forgetful

Mike The Bitch — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 04:20:09 +0000

Before I forget, I want to say bless you, New York, for legislating equality a few days ago. We did it, everyone! We fucking did it!

Oh Sweet Goodness I Want This

Mike The Bitch — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 04:00:23 +0000

You ever come across something you want so bad that you can taste it and your stomach kind of lurches forward and your esophagus shortens?

Yeah, that’s how I feel about this. That’s a muzzle (hot) made of rubber (hot) that straps around your neck, and your head in three places (…).

Heavy 30-gauge latex rubber wraps snugly around the face. This harness is held securely in place by 4 straps, 3 chrome buckles, and a collar. It is solidly constructed with 29 chrome rivets and canvas re-enforcements.

I WANT IT.

Should All Gay Porn Actors Be Gay?

Mike The Bitch — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:14:20 +0000

Pornography is often touted as being a great escape from everyday life. It is a mix of reality and fantasy which allows the viewer to indulge himself in every whimsical thought that crosses his mind. According to rule 34, if it exists, there is porn of it. Indeed, if there is a fantasy, chances are, someone else has filmed it.

But some people prefer pornography to not strictly be fantasy. Rather, they want a touch of realistic fabric in the weave. They want the actors to be legitimately turned on – rock hard and begging to fuck. Unfortunately, this is not a realistic expectation, as many have trouble with stage fright – and are thus thrust into the bottom role rather than living in their natural top personas. They find it difficult to be turned on (though who can understand why, right?).

There is also a recent trend in having gay porn featuring actors who are supposedly straight. One of the most popular is Broke Straight Boys, which features straight men receiving money for jacking off on camera.

So with these two different things in mind, I want to ask you: Do you want all actors involved in gay porn to actually be gay, or are you okay with having a straight man pretending to be turned on? What about bisexuals? Where do they fall?

Justin Ryder Plays Bottom

Mike The Bitch — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:33:10 +0000

Occasionally, in the world of sex, especially gay porn, someone we are used to seeing as a top will play a bottom for any number of reasons. Such is the case with today’s post, featuring Josh West and Justin Ryder.

Bound Gods has done it yet again, and we are fortunate enough to be able to enjoy the ride.

In a nutshell, Josh West comes home from work to find a pleasantly surprising and slightly salty Justin Ryder bound for the taking. He promptly switches his (rather sexy, but not quite convincing) business attire for a more appropriate leather-clad look and gets to work. And now for some pictures.

Leather bondage sex at its best

As we see in Exhibit A, Josh West is a particularly demanding top. I find the use of the restraints as a type of handlebar to be particularly brilliant. Writhing atop Ryder in sheer ecstasy, I have failure believing that this lust is purely acting.

You now you want it.

Now tell me that if Justin Ryder were lying on your bed tied up when you got home that you wouldn’t take full advantage. I’m a bottom and I still would.

You can see the full video over at Bound Gods.

Open for Business

Mike The Bitch — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:54:32 +0000

If you have found your way to this post, chances are the site has been doing fairly well compared to some of my other sites. In other words, you’ve found the point in our history where we didn’t exist.

We don’t have a whole lot to say about ourselves, so we’ll keep this short.

Mike, the Bitch

I’m a young, not-so-stylish writer, programmer, and web developer. I like Jen Lancaster memoirs, chocolate brown and aqua designs, and talking. A lot. This is somewhere around my tenth website, so hopefully with what I have learned over the years, I will be able to stick with this one.

Pete, the Butch

I am a simple, easy-going server that likes animals, people, leather, and interior decorating. I dislike bad tippers and rude people. I also run a few websites and have a bad habit of carrying on conversations with nobody.

Us

Together, we form a three-year team that has slowly but surely learned to handle adversity. We have a lot of stories, not all of them with funny endings, that we are perfectly willing to share if you ask. Until then, we’re going to keep rambling about porn, toys, and possibly robot unicorns, and hope someone out there decides to listen.