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鱼雨?

2010-03-04T14:06:00.002+08:00

什么是鱼雨？

天上下雨不是新闻，但天上“下鱼”大概是许多人闻所未闻的奇闻。澳洲北部地区的一个沙漠小镇，竟连续下了2天“鱼雨”，成千上万条小鱼竟从天而降，而有一部份鱼落到地面时居然仍是活着的！从而形成了天降“鱼雨”的奇观。

让许多人好奇的是，生活在河流中的小鱼，怎么会像大雨一样从空中落下？3月2日，专家推测，这些小鱼很可能是在一场龙卷风中，随着河水一起被狂风卷到数万英尺空中，继而随风在空中“飞行”了数百公里，最终在拉加马奴镇上空落下，从而形成了天降“鱼雨”的奇观。

有趣的网上游戏 Interesting Online Flash game

2009-08-27T13:54:00.007+08:00

以前常常在网上玩一些有趣的game. 我想介绍给大家。

大排挡
http://maggiemarket.kizash.com/games/dai_pai_dong/m/games/dai_pai_dong/

Hong Kong cafe 香港茶餐室
http://funnyflash.com/games/h.k._cafe/

Kill Time in office

http://www.frontsteps.com/games/kill_time_in_your_office/

Facial House

http://maggiemarket.kizash.com/games/facial_house/

axian DIM SUM 阿贤点心

2009-06-28T10:54:00.004+08:00

今天早上去阿贤点心叹茶, 以为阿贤介绍的食物一定很有水准, 可是令我大跌眼镜.

(注:阿贤点心位于Puchong Bandar Puteri)

那边的点心只是马马虎虎, 一点都不好吃. 有些点心还是冷的.

水晶虾饺王-很干很小
香港猪肠分 - 粉很厚, 而且是冷的, 比普通外面茶餐室还要难吃.
叉烧包- 皮不松, 拈牙, 面粉不均匀吧!

价钱也比较贵! 香港猪肠分, 水晶虾饺王 - RM4.50 个.

所以说, 不是出名的就是好吃! 希望阿贤点心可以好好检讨, 多多改善食物的水准吧!

Chicken a la Carte

2009-06-04T12:08:00.002+08:00

Click on the below link to view the Winner of the Film festival

http://www.cultureunplugged.com/play/1081/Chicken-a-la-Carte

This film is about the hunger & poverty brought about by globalization. It is good worth to spend your little time on this short film.

老姜加黑糖 Brown Sugar and Ginger

2009-03-17T22:58:00.004+08:00

有个老朋友电邮了一篇文章给我，我想在这里分享给所有的女人。如果男人看了，请告诉你身边的女人。

小时候，着了凉，一流鼻涕，母亲就连忙用老姜加黑糖煮成姜汤给我喝。甜甜辣辣的，趁热大口大口喝下去，再盖着被子发一场汗，感冒便不药而癒！我因生产多又密集，一年一个，有一年还生了一对双包胎，把身体弄坏了。平常经常头昏眼花，而每个月好朋友来了，头痛、肚子痛，量又多一拖就是十天半个月。看了许多中西名医，均束手无策。病看不好，花钱受罪，一气之下，干干不理了。

后来祖母教我在月经来時，不妨用黑糖和老姜煮水喝喝看，她特別強调多喝无害，黑糖能活血，姜是热性的食物，在故乡，妇女做月子都要吃些黑糖。老奶奶的话姑且听之，月经来時，就猛喝黑糖和老姜煮的姜茶，想不到，小腹慢慢不痛了。好朋友量也少了，当然头痛也消失了，比吃药还有效呢！黑糖和老姜不但能治病，在寒冷的冬天喝上一碗，渾身冒汗、舒暢无比，这种偏方花钱少，又无副作用，何妨试试！

**** 黑糖红豆汤，女性的好朋友。黑糖能活血，红豆能不血，故妇女月经来时或前后吃一些黑糖红豆汤，會让经期更順及減少疼痛，比使用药物控制效果好。这种偏方花钱少又无副作用，不妨试试！

你还会呆在这国家吗? Will You Stay In This Country?

2009-02-26T14:03:00.003+08:00

最近都不想听新闻报道了，感觉现在的政治越来越黑暗, 有钱有势就可以横行霸道。

一个已经独立了50年的国家，还是一直维护土族, 将所有的机会，好处都给了这一批寄生虫。你试想一想，现在的政府已经喂奶喂到他们50岁了，还没断奶, 难道要喂到他们和下一代吗? 这对其他的种族太不公平了。

今天读了一篇新闻，选举委员会去年买了一批不褪色墨水， 准备大选时进行指甲点墨的措施. 不料在大选前宣布取消这措施。这个决定的代价可高了,为什么呢? 原因是不褪色墨水有效期已过, 如今需要销毁, 而这批不褪色墨水价值200万。 人民的200万就是被一批无头脑和没断奶的官员无计划的规划，被损失了。其实还有几百万，几千万都已经挥霍而掉落到有钱有势的人的口袋了。

还有更讽刺的是，只有高六的学历也能当上部长；本地回教艺术学士的学历也能当上国家领袖.。

你还会呆在这国家吗?

我已经顶不住了。有着很大的冲动想逃离这没前途的国家。

Error Import New Items in SAP Data Transfer Workbench (DTW)

2009-02-17T16:28:00.007+08:00

Problem:

I have around 300 new items need to create in SAP business one 2005A. So I tried using Data Transfer Workbench to import the new object. However I get an error message as screen below. The business object that I choose is oItems.

The error message is "Item No. is missing [OITM.ItemCode] Application-defined or object-defined error65171".

I 'm using the CSV format for my import data files. The import template is get from the SAP DTW standard template. So I'm sure there is nothing wrong for the CSV file.

Sympton:

After I login to Data Workbench, at:
Step 1 - Business object, I choose oItems.

Step 2- Select data source file. I found that there are four items that i need to provide source file: Items, Item_Prices, Itemwarehosueinfo, itemcyclecount. However in DTW templates, i only found 3 example source file, there are no itemcyclecount.

Beside, I found that i have to provide a source file to "QueryParams", or else DTW will always show a message "A source file must be provided" and if not, I cannot proceed to next step.

Solution:

There are something wrong with the installation of the DTW. Re-install the DTW which is same patch with SAP B1.

Example:

SAP B1 2005a, patch 39, So the DTW must also the same patch version.

I had tried to reintall the DTW with the patch version same with SAP. I can fixed the problem and successfully import the new items into SAP Item master data.

GALLSTONES REMOVAL

2009-02-15T13:48:00.006+08:00

Removing Gallstones Naturally by Dr. Lai Chiu Nan (Ph.D)

Background
Gallstones may not be everyone's concern. But they should be because we all have them. Moreover, gallstones may lead to cancer.

Cancer is never the first illness, Chiu Nan points out. "Usually, there are a lot of other problems leading up to cancer. In my cancer research in China, I came across some materials which says that people with cancer usually have gallstones."

We all have gallstones; it's a matter of big or small, many or few. One of the symptoms of gallstones is feeling of bloated-ness after heavy meal. You feel like you can't digest the food. If it gets more serious, you feel pain in the liver area."

So, if you think you have gallstones. Chiu Nan offers the following method to remove them naturally. The treatment is also good for those with a weak liver, because the liver and gallbladder are closely linked.

Procedure
For the 1st 5 days, take 4 glasses of apple juice everyday or eat 4 or 5 apples, whichever you prefer. Apple juice softens the gallstones.

During the 5 days, EAT NORMALLY[Tips Recommended: Food with less oil]

On the 6th day, take no meal after 2pm and no dinner. At 6pm, take a teaspoon of Epsom Salt (magnesium sulplate) with a glass of warm water. At 8pm, repeat the same. Magnesium Sulplate opens the gallbladder ducts. [Tips: Epsom salt may be purchased at any pharmacy]

At 10pm, take 1/2 cup olive (or sesame) oils with 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice. Mix it well and drink it. The oil lubricates the stones to ease their passage.
[Tips: Drink slowly for better result.]

The next morning, you will find green stones in your stools when you pass motion. Usually they float.

There are people who passes 40, 50 or up to 100 stones".
[The first purge will be solely your normal output, the green stones will only come out after that".]

"Even if you don't have any symptoms of gallstones, you still might pass out some. It's always good to give your gallbladder a clean up now and then. You'll find that your digestion is much better afterwards."

[Recommended period: Once a year]

酸鹼性 / 弱鹼性 vs 癌症 Acidic or Alkaline Body vs CANCER

2009-01-22T15:53:00.008+08:00

Under weakly alkaline condition, cancerous cells are not able to grow, or even to survive.

These are real cases which are very important. Please read patiently and pass this on. Even if you had read it, you should read it again, especially the list of acidic and alkaline food stuff.. It's best to read it several times and remember them. Please read this article in full patience. It helps to improve and maintain your health.

About 30 years ago, a Mr. Zhang who worked in the Public Sales Department of a Taipei Brewery, sat for Overseas Study Selection Examination, and passed with flying colours. Before leaving, unfortunately, the medical examination at a public hospital discovered that he had a tumour growth in his lung about the size of a child's fist. Thus, he was not able to make the overseas trip for further study.

Mr. Zhang was very disappointed. He had the feeling that the diagnosis could be wrong. So he went for a 2nd check-up in another hospital but the result confirmed that there was no error in the previous diagnosis. The young Mr. Zhang was in great despair after the confirmation. He made several calls to Mr. Wei, his old classmate who was the Mayor's secretary of Huangsun County , Taidong County Government.

On hearing the sad news, Mr. Wei rushed to Taipei to see Mr. Zhang on Sunday. Mr. Zhang briefed Mr. Wei in detail about his despair and pessimism, and entrusted his friend regarding his affairs after his death. It happened that Mr. Wei was a good friend of Dr Lu Geling, who in 1949-55 was in charge of the Maijie Hospital , and was a researcher and specialist in cancer.

He suggested to Mr. Zhang to seek Dr Lu's treatment immediately. Mr. Zhang initially refused to consult doctor anymore as the result might add further misery to him. But Mr. Wei said that he had called Dr Lu and made an appointment with him. So Mr. Zhang felt obligated and went with Mr. Wei to meet Dr Lu.

When meeting Mr. Zhang, Dr Lu said: " Mr. Wei is my best friend and he has introduced you to me. We are fated to know each other. Let me ask you do you know why is that cancer is referred to as terminal illness?" Both Mr. Zhang and Mr. Wei did not know how to answer.

Dr Lu explained: " There are only 2 approaches so far to treat cancer today. The 1st is to destroy the source of the disease. The 2nd is to increase the immunity to fight the disease. But the strange thing is that, whether we use Cobalt 60 or other drugs to destroy the cancerous cells, before they are killed, the good cells are destroyed first.. On the other hand, no matter what nutrients or supplements we use, before the good cells have a chance to absorb them, the cancer cells have taken them up. This simply speeds up the growth of cancer. Therefore, both approaches are doomed to fail, that is why cancer is terminal."

Dr Lu continues: "Human beings are the most intelligent creatures and they had successfully put men on the moon. But why there is no one ever questioned the above 2 approaches for cancer treatment which lead to ultimate death, and try to look for a 3rd approach? When I was conducting clinical research in Majie Hospital , I had many opportunities to work with many colleagues who had assisted me in the hospital. I found out that the blood tests of cancer patients showed 100% acidic results.

Those Buddhist monks and nuns who are long term vegetarians and live very close to Nature, their blood are prevalently weakly alkaline and none of them has yet been detected of any cancer illness. Therefore, I can boldly concluded that under weakly alkaline condition, cancerous cells are not able to grow, or even to survive.

Mr. Zhang, I would suggest that starting from now you must reduce your intake of the acidic meaty dishes. Consume more alkaline food. Also you can take green algae and soup made from water chestnuts with skin. Modify your physical condition, and try seriously to have a regular life style which is close to Nature. If you live for another 5 years, you should have no further problem. Best of luck."

Mr. Zhang followed Dr Lu's suggestion and was serious in changing his eating habits. Every day, he ate green algae, drank chestnut soup, became optimistic and did an appropriate amount of exercise. One year later, he went back to the same public hospital for a check up. It was found that the tumour not only did not increase in size, but was also skrinking. It's a miracle to the hospital staff who examined him. Five years later, the tumour had shrunk to almost disappearing stage. Now after almost 40 years, Mr. Zhang's health is totally normal, and is living a very pleasant life.

After Mr. Zhang's case, a Mr.. Chen Tianshou, who was previously Head of the General Administration of the Taidong Provincial Hospital, was also diagnosed with lung cancer. When Mr. Wei knew about it, he told Mr. Chen what Mr. Zhang had gone through. Mr. Chen started to follow Dr Lu's recommendation of changing his physical condition. Just like the case of Mr. Zhang, he was able to recover fully from the cancer.

At that time, Dr. Lu and his family had migrated to the United States . When he returned to Taiwan and met up with Mr. Wei, he was told of the 2 cases of Mr. Zhang and Mr. Chen. Mr. Wei suggested that let both of them make detailed briefings in person, so that Dr. Lu could publish a report on this self-curing method.

Dr Lu very humbly replied: 'I am too old and I do not have any clinical records of the cases. Please tell your friends and relatives, if they agree, please continue and spread the words to others"

One should take care of oneself and also should be caring about others. 85% of cancer patients are having acidic condition in their physical bodies.

Blood of healthy persons is weakly alkaline in nature, with a pH of about 7.35 to 7.45.

Babies' blood is also weakly alkaline.

As adults age, their bloods become more acidic in nature.

According to a study of body fluid of 600 cancer patients, 85% of the patients are in acidic physical condition. Therefore, how to maintain the weakly alkaline nature of our body is the 1st step from keeping oneself from illness.

Acidic physical condition manifests itself in following ways:

1. Skin without luster.

2. Athlete's foot.

3. Feeling tired even after a little exercise, and feeling sleepy the moment one gets into a bus.

4. Easily out of breathe after going up and down the stairs.

5. Fat and with lower stomach protruding

6. Move slowly and movement lethargic

Why does the body physical condition turn acidic?

1. Excessive intake of dairy acidic food.

a) Meats, dairy products, eggs, beef, ham, etc are acidic food

b) Taking too much acidic food will cause the blood to become acidic and viscous,difficult to flow to the end of blood vessels, leading to cold feet or knee, stiff shoulders and insomnia.

c) For those who are young and strong, it's alright to consume suitable quantity of meats, but for older people, vegetables or small fishes are the more suitable diet.

2. Any irregularity in the pace of life will cause the body physical condition to become acidic.

a) Irregular pace in life will lead to mental and physical stress

b) According to statistics, people who sleep late are more likely to have cancer than normal persons, by as much as 5 times.

c) Human beings originally lead a life with regular tempo in this world. It's not possible to store up sleep or food and not possible to live a healthy life by mixing up days and nights.

d) Human organs are controlled by the autonomic nerves. During day time it is mainly sympathetic nerves activities, and at night it is mainly the parasympathetic nerves which are functioning. If this order is disturbed and reversed, then will encounter all sorts of sicklnesses.

3. Over tensed becoming emotional. In order to reduce emotional pressures,

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a) Social stresses in view of civilized society.

b) Job related or mental stresses.

c) For a person suffering mental stress, a temporary release of stress may lead to death. This is known as the syndrome of imperfect adrenal cortex function.

4. Physical Stress.

a) Before any operation it would be necessary to check whether the renal cortex does function normally. If the adrenal cortex is lacking, or if the stress imposed by the operation exceeded the ability of adrenal cortex to cope, it could lead to death or other adverse impacts.

b) If the patient's face is puffy, it would be necessary to ask for the detailed patient's medical history and medication status. For patients taking adrenal cortical hormone, extra care should be exercised when acupuncture treatment is given.

c) Avoid stress due to physical labour or excessive exercise, or playing card games and driving through out the night etc.

Appendix: Acidity/alkalinity of Common food stuff

1. Strongest acidic food:

egg yolk, cheese, cake baked with white sugar or persimmon, mullet fish roe, dried cod, etc.

2. Mildly acidic food:

ham, bacon, chicken meat, squid, pork, eel, beef, bread, wheat, butter, horse meat.

3. Weakly acidic food:

white rice, peanut, beer, alcohol, fried tofu, sea weeds, clam, octopus, catfish, etc.

4. Weakly alkaline food:

red bean, radish, apple, cabbage, onion, tofu etc.

5. Mildly alkaline food:

dried radish, soya bean, carrot, tomato, banana, orange, pumpkin, strawberry, egg white, dried plum, lemon, spinach, etc.

6. Strongest alkaline food:

grape, tea leave, wine, kelp sprout, kelp, etc. Especially natural green algae which contain rich quantity of chlorophyl are very good alkaline health food, but avoid drinking tea in excess, and it's best to drink in the mornings.

牛年不好意头的新年贺词

2009-01-19T21:08:00.005+08:00

在过几天,农历年就来临了。可是这牛年, 全球经济衰退, 大部分的人都能省着省，不敢买太多的年货。还有当你去拜年时，切记不能说的吉祥话 :

一、财源滾滾∼裁员滾滾

二、招财进宝∼遭裁禁饱

三、万事如意∼万市如憶（股市万点已成追憶> > ,苦啊~）

四、心想事成∼薪降四成

五、鴻图大展∼红屠大斩

六、财源广进∼裁员广尽

有Bonus拿都不开心？Why?

2009-01-13T22:20:00.004+08:00

今天收到bonus的通知信，公司派发一个月薪金的bonus 给我。在现时的经济衰退，有bonus 应该是很开心的事，但是我有一点不开心。

知道有一些同事有两个月的bonus, 就觉得很不开心。为什么不是我？回想起去年的工作，从一个充满问题的新系统，一天一天的把一百多个问题解决。研究了新的方案，好让系统更容易使用，这个方案以帮公司省下了35千。每次帮会计部门做报告，可是功劳别人拿，背后做得要死的人，老板却不知道，老板只看交报告的人。我觉得最可怜的是，老板不知道你在忙什么，你向他解释，他又不太明白电脑系统。哎，天啊！

小心蕉柑里的隐形虫/ Be Careful of Mandarin Oranges

2009-01-12T22:09:00.006+08:00

今年，请大家小心购买从中国进口的蕉柑。有一些蕉柑里藏有隐形虫，如果没有小心谨慎的看，你会一口一口的把这些隐形虫吃进肚里。

请年假一天 Apply 1 Day Leave

2009-01-05T22:39:00.005+08:00

当我向老板请假的時候，老板写了这封信回答我：

[你想请一天假？看看你在向公司要求什么？

一年里有365天你可以工作。

一年52个星期，你已经每星期休息2天，剩下261天工作。

你每天有16小時不在工作，去掉170天，剩下91天。

每天你花30分钟時间喝咖啡，加起來每年23天，剩下68天。

每天午饭時间你花掉1小時，又用掉46天，还有22天。

通常你每年请2天病假，這样你的工作時间只有20天。

每年有5个公共假日，公司休息不上班，你只干15天。

每年公司还慷慨地给你14天假期，算下來你就工作1天。

而你他妈的还要请這一天假！

我的回信內容：

[ 你怎么不说--- 每天8:30分上班，我8:10就要从家中出门
(这段時间我为公司做事,但是.......沒有给我錢)。

每天17:30下班，我要到18:00才会到家
(这段時间我为公司做事,但是......沒有给我錢)。

公司規定不能隨便穿，要穿衬衫西装皮鞋，偏偏我最讨厌衬衫西装皮鞋，这我要花自己的钱去买，公司也沒有给钱。

每天看电脑，对我的眼睛是一大伤害，我近视平均每年增加至少100度，将來的医药费还要自己付，为了工作伤害自己永久的健康，公司也不做这方面的補助。

每天用滑鼠鍵盤，害的我肩膀酸痛的要死，回去还要自己买沙龙趴思来贴，这部份公司又不提供沙龙趴思，又得我自己出钱。

每次有案子，你一句话丟下来，我就要花尽心思，怎么打一份让你交差的企画书，隨時隨地走到哪里，连半夜作梦都梦到，公司也没给我加班費。

客戶不爽，打來公司对着我的耳朵狂吼，弄的我精神衰弱、食慾不振，还要开夜车赶案子，开始怀疑我会过劳死，公司也没给我钱和保险。

每天希望同事和客戶在工作上能夠配合，所以自己出去玩的時候，还要买个纪念品给同事和客戶以打好关系，這纪念品的钱还是要我自己出。

我不过多请一天假~ ' 你妈的还不让我请这一天的假！

为何不生育? No Birth, Why?

2009-01-03T16:02:00.003+08:00

最近看了一编报道, 日本 'JAPAN',这发达国家, 人口率一直下降。2008年的死亡率创新纪录，人数高达 1，143，000，自1947年以来，最高纪录。

根据卫生部的报告，死亡与出生注册的比率，预测死亡人数多过出生人数 51，000。这真是可悲的数据。

在2007 年，每个妇女的平均生育率只有 1.34, 远远少过预测2.07 以维持人口下降。

曾到过日本的人都知道，色情场所到处可见，世界出名的AV片，年轻貌美的AV女郎。这证明日本人的性欲很强。可是，是什么原因导致日本人不想生育？

新加坡摩天观景轮停顿6小时 Singapore Flyer Break Down

2008-12-25T13:36:00.006+08:00

自称世界最高的新加坡摩天观景轮(Singapore Flyer) 发生故障, 停转6小时, 大约173名游客受困观景舱. 大部分受困者吓得脚软, 饿肚子, 叫苦连天. 除此以外, 大约有半个小时, 没有冷气及空调气.

自从观景轮在2008年4月15日正式投入商业运营以来, 这以是第4次发生停转状况. 真没想到, 新加坡一向给人的印象是高科技, 高素质的国家, 竟然会一次又一次的发生这丢脸的事件, 严重打击大部分怕输怕死(kia su kia si) 的国民.

人, 辛苦是有原因的! Why most human are suffer at the later stage?

2008-12-09T21:07:00.006+08:00

知道人的一生为什么会那么辛苦吗？~~ 哈哈哈....有意思...

有一天，神创造了一头牛。他对牛说：「你要整天在田里替农夫耕田，供应牛奶给人类饮用。你要工作直至日落，而你只能吃草。我给你50年的寿命。」

牛抗议：「我這么辛苦，还只能吃草，我只要20年寿命，剩下的还给你。」

神答应了。

第二天，神创造了猴子。神跟猴子说：「你要娱乐人类，令他们欢笑, 你要表演翻觔斗，而你只能吃香蕉。我給你20年的寿命。」

猴子抗议：「要引人發笑，表演杂技，还要翻觔斗，這么辛苦，我活10年好了。」

神答应了。

第三天，神创造了狗。神对狗说：「你要站在门口吠。你吃主人吃剩的东西。我给你25年的寿命。」

狗抗议：「整天坐在门口吠，我要15年好了，剩下的还给你。」

神答应了。

第四天，神创了人。神对人说：「你只需要睡觉，吃东西和玩耍，不用做任何事情，只需要尽情享受生命，我给你20年的寿命。」

人抗议：「這么好的生活只有20年」神沒说话。人对神说「这样吧。牛还了30年给你，猴子还了10年，狗也还了10年，這些都给我好了，那我就能活到70岁。」

神答应了。

这就是为什么我们的头20年，只需吃饭、睡觉和玩耍。之后的30年，我们像一条牛整天工作养家。接著的10年，我们退休了，我们得像只猴子表演杂耍來娱乐自己的孙儿。最后的10年，整天留在家裡，像一條狗坐在門口旁边看门…………

Don't Complain About Your Job!

2008-12-09T20:41:00.007+08:00

Offer 1 Billion New Units for Amanah Saham Malaysia (ASM)

2008-11-29T12:44:00.003+08:00

To all Malaysian, if you have extra money, hurry to grap this opportunity to earn some money.

For those who miss to invest on Amanah Saham Wawasan 2020 for last 2 days, don't be dissapointed.

Amanah Saham Nasional Bhd (ASNB) has announced the addition of 1 billion new units of Amanah Saham Malaysia (ASM) for subscription from 1 Dec 2008 (Monday).

All Malaysian from aged six months and above, can invest maximum to 10,000 units per accountholder during the offer period from Dec 1 to Dec 7. Note: 1 unit = RM1.00

不怕老婆的站右边

2008-11-29T12:25:00.004+08:00

某大公司的主管十分怕老婆，但很想知道是不是每个男人都一样，於是有一天集合公司內所有已婚男士;

「觉得自己怕老婆的人站到左边，觉得自己不怕老婆的人站到右边。」

之后只见一阵轰动，大部分人都去左边，只有一个去右边，还有兩个站在原地不动。

他首先问第一个站在原地不动的人：「为什么你站着不动？」

答道：「我老婆交代过我，若公司中有分派系時，要保持中立，那一边都不要参加，所以我站在中间。」

他再问第二个站在原地不动的人：「你又为什么站着不动？」

答道：「我老婆说凡事不可自己做決定，要先问她才算，我可不可以先打个电话给她呀？」

这時众人皆以敬佩的眼光投向独自站到右边的那位男士，並请他发表感言。

他就说：「我老说說人多的地方不要去。」

年龄的秘密

2008-11-29T12:09:00.002+08:00

这个数学题,的确准哦!试试看吧!

数学系的期中考题目--厉害厉害, 超准!!!

关于年龄的秘密, 只须大概花15秒, 一面读一面做:

[1] 首先, 随意挑一个数字(0.1.2.3..4.5.6.7)

[2]把这个数字乘上2

[3]然后加上5

[4 ]再乘以50

[5]如果你今年的生日已经过了，把得到的数目加上1758; 如果还没过，加1757

[6]最后一个步骤，用这个数目减去你出生的那一年(公元的)

现在你会有一个三位数的数字;第一个位数是你一开始选择的数目接下来的二个位数就是你的年龄

(请承认)→真的就是如此这个游戏只有在今年有效, 所以告诉所有你认识的人…把这个欢乐散布出去吧…

Before & After Marriage!

2008-11-20T13:38:00.002+08:00

I had received an email from a friend with a fun article. I just want to share with you.

Before marriage

He : At last, it was so hard to wait!
She: Do you want me to leave?
He : No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He : Every change I get.
She: Will you heat me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person
She: Can I trust you?
He : Yes
She: Darling!

After Marriage

Just read from bottom to top!

要讨口饭吃，真的需要到这样吗？

2008-11-18T22:09:00.001+08:00

最近, 越来越不想呆在公司上班, 每天面对着一班双面人。

这班人，人前人后说不一样的话，我听后都觉得很烦。

他们时常批评某某人和老板，可是当老板邀请一同吃饭时，卜身就到。当与老板谈话时，句句都讲好话，笑嘻嘻的。

要讨口饭吃，真的需要到这样吗？

第十届【书香】国际中文书展~2008年11月14-23日

2008-11-15T09:48:00.003+08:00

第十届【书香】国际中文书展
日期：2008年11月14-23日
地點：綠野休閑城。馬來西亞綠野國際會展中心
網頁：http://www.wcb.com.my/index.asp

名家講座：倪匡 (香港), 蔡澜 (香港/新加坡人)
题目: 老友讲老友
日期: 16/11/2008
时间: 07:30-09:30pm
地点: 辉煌厅

推介书《蔡澜眼里的八婆与美女》,《饮酒抽烟不运动的蔡澜》.

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戴晨志 (台湾)
题目: 愛讓孩子更優秀：培養孩子大能力
日期: 18/11/2008
时间: 07:30-09:30pm
地点: 辉煌厅

题目: 快樂學習，贏在華文
日期: 19/11/2008
时间: 07:30-09:30pm
地点: 辉煌厅

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林宇中歌友签唱会
日期: 23/11/2008
时间: 04:00-05:00pm

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还有好多好多的名作家的讲座会. 请到以上官方网站查看详情.

喜欢阅读的朋友, 可别错过这书展!

我要结婚了！Getting Married

2008-11-14T16:32:00.003+08:00

我要结婚了！！

我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很高心。唯一困扰我的，是我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的辣妹。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 T-Shirt 以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的眼前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在別的男人面前她从不这么做。

直到那一天，我未來的小姨子 Call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情況。当我到時，她家只有她一個人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神说：我愛的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我現在唯一想做的即是在你结婚之前，把我献给你。

她在樓梯上对我说：我在臥室等你，如果你決定了，就上楼來找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的期待。我呆立了一分钟，然後做了我当時唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。门外，我未來的岳父大人濁淚橫流，给了我一个狠狠的拥抱：good boy，我们家的測试你已经通过了，欢迎你加入到我们的大家庭。

這个故事告诉我们................

[ 保險套放在車上是對的！！]

Pap Smear - 宫颈抹片

2008-11-12T23:14:00.004+08:00

昨天到公司附近的妇产科, 做了宫颈抹片。由于子宫颈癌是现代女性的第一号杀手，因为怕死，就做了这检查。

什么女性应该做宫颈抹片呢？根据医生的说法，女性一到18岁，或具有性活动时，就应该每年做检查。

其实整个检查过程很简单，大概只须5 分钟，而且完全不痛。其中一个步骤，医生将会用一枝小棒（好象冰其淋的棒子）刮子宫颈的一些细胞，然后送去测试。几天后，你就可以拿到报告。

这次的检查费用是RM90，我想每间疹所的收费都不一样吧！希望报告结果会没事啦！

Butnaa

鱼雨?

有趣的网上游戏 Interesting Online Flash game

axian DIM SUM 阿贤点心

Chicken a la Carte

老姜加黑糖 Brown Sugar and Ginger

你还会呆在这国家吗? Will You Stay In This Country?

Error Import New Items in SAP Data Transfer Workbench (DTW)

GALLSTONES REMOVAL

酸鹼性 / 弱鹼性 vs 癌症 Acidic or Alkaline Body vs CANCER

牛年不好意头的新年贺词

有Bonus拿都不开心？Why?

小心蕉柑里的隐形虫/ Be Careful of Mandarin Oranges

请年假一天 Apply 1 Day Leave

为何不生育? No Birth, Why?

新加坡摩天观景轮停顿6小时 Singapore Flyer Break Down

人, 辛苦是有原因的! Why most human are suffer at the later stage?

Don't Complain About Your Job!

Offer 1 Billion New Units for Amanah Saham Malaysia (ASM)

不怕老婆的站右边

年龄的秘密

Before & After Marriage!

要讨口饭吃， 真的需要到这样吗？

第十届【书香】国际中文书展~2008年11月14-23日

我要结婚了！Getting Married

Pap Smear - 宫颈抹片

要讨口饭吃，真的需要到这样吗？