The writers at Money said they picked Superior because of its picturesque location, budding family-friendly entertainment and how well the town has survived the economic downturn. I’m a bit torn about this year’s number one, though. I’m a native Coloradan, who wouldn’t stop in Louisville to empty my bladder on the side of the highway.

To most Coloradans, Louisville is just another in the myriad suburbs between Denver and Boulder. No one goes there and very few of us actually know anyone from there. Also, unlike Louisville, KY, this Louisville is pronounced Lewis-ville by everyone. The only people who might refer to it as Luey-ville are out-of-towners who don’t know any better. And just about everyone in Colorado avoids Loisville like the plague. This article will probably bring a lot of new out-of-state tourism to Louisville, but I highly doubt anyone from in-state will be moved to make the trip, especially since Denver and Boulder are both right there.

Superior, CO, another suburb benefiting from its position between Boulder and Denver also made the list. See the rest of the top 100 below.

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The drug carries a dependency warning similar to that of morphine. Both Demerol and morphine are opiates and similar in constitution to heroin and other habit-forming opiates. It is being reported by some sources that Demerol was in Michael Jackson’s system and had been administered to him by his personal physician on the day of his death. Many who were close to Jackson spoke about his addiction to pain killers and some suspect that Demerol may have been used beyond it’s prescribed medicinal function.

Below is a full chemical description of Demerol including risks and warnings.

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Willis is a U.K. based insurance company that has been making its push into North America and the United States quite fervently. The purchase of the former Sears Tower is just the latest in the company’s history. Last year Willis purchased 204,900 square feet in the middle of New York City at 1 World Financial Center.

But aside from being an insurance company from a foreign nation, who is Willis? A quick browse of their company website doesn’t tell you much except how much they value customer service. The document below, however, is a case study of the company from another corporation that was considering using Willis’s services. The document will do a bit to answer the question, “Who is Willis Group Holdings?”

The case study details a few of the company’s drawbacks and benefits. It examines what the company has to offer from an independent perspective, which is useful when trying to determine whether or not the city of Chicago will be happy with its new neighbors.

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Winfrey’s cameras visited the Plant City home in which Danielle was found in 2005 with the officer who discovered her, describing how animal feces lined the walls, how her mattress was moldy and falling apart, and the child herself was covered in insect bites, fleas and mites, wearing only a soiled diaper.

But the children featured on Oprah’s show weren’t the first or only feral children that have made news by being discovered. The document below describes a number of other cases of rescued feral children and the unique consequences they endured. If you found the Oprah show eye-opening, then this document will truly floor you.

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The former Secretary of State has signed with the William Morris Agency in Hollywood. According to reports, it’s unlikely Rice will be starring in any blockbusters or taking her place as a talking head at any of the networks, but now that she’s an ordinary celebrity, she is in need of adequate representation.

Talks have probably been going on for quite some time and it’s a credit to both sides that this managed to stay buried until today, which is when, I’m sure, Rice would have liked the news to come out. Rice will probably write a book and launch a speaking tour or two in the coming months and years. The document below details the deal between Rice and WMA and gives a little information about William Morris.

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So, here are 5 sexy babes who actually were good enough for representing their countries in the Olympics. These sweethearts very generously obliged millions of us and showed us what they’ve got under their clothes. Of course, Playboy ensured that their bank balances weren’t the worse for it.

1. Svetlana Khorkina – The statuesque Russian gymnast has a stupendous 27 medals in her career including 9 at the World Championships and 2 at the Olympics. In between her gymnastics, she found time to pose nude for Playboy in 1997. She’s retired from Gymnastics now but harbors aspirations to becoming an actor and a model. Good news for us, hope she lands just the right kind of movies that do justice to her.

2. Maria Butyrskaya – Okay, another Russian beauty here. Must be all the beetroot soup and dried fish chips that mould these stunners. I mean, how does one live in such a cold place and get to be so hot? Not to mention so talented as well. In 1999, Maria Butryskaya became the oldest person to win the ladies’ singles title at the World Figure Skating Championships, and also became the first Russian woman to win the World Championships. She graced the pages of the 1998 issue of Playboy.

3. Katarina Witt – For my money, the hottest sports star ever to have done a photo shoot for Playboy. And millions concurred with me coz’ the issue in which she posed, i.e. the December 1998 issue is only the second Playboy issue ever to have sold out completely. The first one featured Marlyn Monroe. Witt won woman’s figure skating gold medals in the 1984 and 1988 Winter Olympics and won 4 World Championship golds.

4. Amy Acuff – Obscure in my opinion but tall and sweet looking, but hey! Sweet girls can be naughty too. She hasn’t yet won an Olympic medal in her chosen discipline – the high jump. However; this US beauty has our full support and warm wishes. Amy was the cover girl for the September 2004 “Women of the Olympics” edition of Playboy, which featured five Olympians in total.

5. Amanda Beard – For a lot of us, she’s the hottest sporting babe ever on Playboy, my vote still goes to Ms Witt. Anyway, hottest or not she’s probably the most famous at present. She garnered a fair bit of attention at the Beijing Olympics where she displayed her eye catching PETA pics. In 2004, Amanda Beard won a gold medal in the 200-meter breaststroke, her first individual gold medal. She posed for the July 2007 issue of Playboy.

Hey nerdo, need advice on breaking up with your girlfriend (or boyfriend)? Well don’t look at us: we’re still shocked that you even managed to hook up with someone in the first place. However, like all nerds dating out of their league, you’ve come to learn that your soon-to-be ex’s knowledge of Star Wars trivia is less than encyclopedic, and her constant need for attention and sex is taking time away from your World of Warcraft guild. But what kind of a nerd would you be if you handled it like a normal person? Here are the most spineless geekiest ways to dump your girlfriend.

Say it with a T-Shirt

You’re ready to dump that loser, but getting the words out can be difficult. If you find you’re tongue-tied, go have an irreverent, snarky t-shirt made up. Not only will it help you dump that person, but you’ll have a souvenir to commemorate the event.

Changing your Facebook relationship status

Just imagine the look her face when she sees the little broken heart on your Facebook profile next to the words “<Your Name> is listed as single.” You probably are imagining it, and it terrifies you. Luckily,  you’ll never have to see it if you make sure to follow up by blocking her on all your social networks.

Sending a break up text message

Too scared to break up in person? Does the mere thought of calling fill you with desperation? Is even Facebook too real for you? Then send her a text. It’s a perfectly rational choice: you have a very short message to give, so why waste her minutes by going on and on about why you’re tired of making out with her?

Having a friend do it

One of your buddies has always hated your girlfriend, and he’ll be more than happy to tell her where to cram it. Just offer to buy him a beer afterward and you should be good to go.

Faking your own death

When all else fails, reboot.  All your previous attempts to ditch the ball and chain have resulted in failure, so it’s time to get drastic. Keep your fake death plausibly geeky (no one is going to believe a lamewad of your caliber careened off a cliff while riding a motorcycle) and say goodbye to your girlfriend forever. Hopefully, some of your student loan officers too.

1. People in dead or bloody costumes

Ok, we get it, you’re dead. A lot of soldiers and civilians have died in Iraq, it’s tragic, and we all agree that something needs to be done. Now please go make a sign like a semi-normal person.

2. People who go toe to toe with the cops

It looks like this fellow was planning his encounter with the police, wearing a mask and goggles to protect against pepper spray. Hey dude, when that cop that looks totally pissed slams his baton right into the middle of your drealocks, let us know how well those goggles protected you.

3. People who act like they’re at a parade

Look, we’re sure that was some really stony shit you smoked right before you headed to the DNC, but if you turn down the Phish album and pay attention you’ll realize you’re at a serious political event and not a street fair. Now please put your shirt on.

4. People selling useless crap

The drive to turn a quick buck is what has made America great (or at least pretty good), but at the DNC? It takes an odd mix of political awareness, greed, and shamelessness to sell unlicensed Barack Obama dolls, but on the other hand, neat! Barack Obama dolls! These are going right next to our Al Gore Dolls.

5. People holding signs for non-candidates

Hillary Clinton is a savvy politician, there’s no denying that, but one thing she isn’t is the Democratic nominee. No amount of wishful thinking or sign-toting will change that, so please come back into the reality with the rest of us. Oh, and don’t even think about breaking out your Lyndon LaRouche sign.

6. Hypocrites galore

Just outside the DNC, a group of angry protesters chanted “Fuck Fox News” and ejected Fox correspondent Griff Jenkins from the scene. Whatever you may feel about Fox News, everyone in the mob saw fit to exercise their right to freedom of speech, and at the same time felt no compunction about denying the journalist his. It is this blend of loudness, political tunnel vision, and complete lack of a sense of irony that makes the perfect protester.

Sho Nuff (The Last Dragon)

Let me hear you say “Who’s the baddest?” Sho Nuff! Yes, Sho Nuff is pretty badass, what with the killer karate moves, the sweet red Chuck Taylors and fur coat he wears, and the ominous glowing. Oh, and let’s not forget his posse. It’s safe to assume his crew of karate lackeys are a collection of his victims, but could he punk Chuck Norris as easily?

Who Would Win?

Verdict: Chuck Norris, hands down. Most soft red glows are usually related to some sort of indicator light, and Sho Nuff’s glow could certainly be seen as an ass-beating early warning system. As soon as Chuck Norris sees Sho Nuff begins to glow, he would kick him in the face, strap him down, shove the plug of an extension chord up his ass, and use him to power the Christmas lights on his house.

Gordon Gecko (Wall Street)

Gordon Gecko was not an action villain, but he did ruin lives, rape and pillage, and generally acted like a giant Wall Street prick. Though not much in a fight, with a phone call Gordon could destroy you financially and still have the wherewithal to joke about it with his country club chums over racquetball. So what happens when Wall Street runs afoul of a true Texas Ranger?

Who Would Win?

The verdict: Chuck Norris. We can already see the scene: Gordon Gecko has been up to his insider trading tricks again, and someone has to stop him. Suddenly, Chuck Norris busts into the room with his eye turned all the way up to tiger. “Hey Gecko,” he would say, “how’s this for a hostile takeover?” Then vault over the desk, pick up Gordon (imported leather chair and all) and throw him out the window.

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (Ghostbusters)

Though the entity’s real name is Gozer the Gozarian, it had no physical form, and thus manifested itself as a giant version of the mascot for Stay Puft marshmallows. As we all know, there is nothing more menacing than sugary treats on the rampage. Still, this specimen of branding run amok threatened to destroy all of New York City.

Who Would Win?

The verdict: Chuck Norris. Chuck would come in hot with a flurry of flying fists and feet, but he’d soon find them completely ineffective against the plaint, elastic marshmallow flesh of the monster. He’d then realize that his opponent is completely edible… but you can’t have dessert before dinner. Chuck would hail a cab, head to the nearest steakhouse, eat about 15 cows worth of steak and a single glass of Cabernet, then come back to consume the Marshmallow Man’s entire, 27-ton body. Someone get this man a mint.

ED-209 (Robocop)

ED-209 was the fully robotic law enforcement unit that went berserk and began killing even the most minor offenders, pumping even jaywalkers full of lead with a gattling gun. Robocop got pretty banged up taking this machine down, and he had to throw it off a building to do so. How well would Chuck do.

Who would win?

The verdict: Chuck Norris. Although ED-209 has no obvious weak points, it also has nothing to fight Chuck Norris with. ED-209 comes armed with bullets, bombs, and flamethrowers (probably), but it it a well-known fact that Chuck Norris’s beard is bulletproof, blastproof, and flame retardant. If you don’t believe it, just watch any of the Delta Force movies. In any case, he would just wait until ED-209 unloaded all of its ammo on him, then proceed to take it apart screw by screw using only his fingernails.

Jason Voorhies (Friday the 13th Series)

Jason Voories is the unstoppable murderer from the Friday the 13th movies. Not one for speeches, Jason let his machete do all the talking. However, it mainly spoke to horny and stupid teenagers, and usually it told them to die. How would Chuck Norris reply to that?

Who Would Win?

The verdict: Tie. Yes, tie. Jason is by definition unbeatable, as he will always rise again after being killed. Chuck Norris, on the other hand, is the very incarnation of unlimited ass-kicking, as he will always kick your ass again if you break the law. Their fight would rage on into infinity, continuing long after the decline of man, the burning out of the sun, and even the implosion of the universe several billion years from now. Maybe it’s for the best that these two eternal champions never met.