May 25, 2009
“Was that photographer serious when he said I look yummy enough to — *GULP* — eat?!”
May 23, 2009
Uh-oh. Looks like Christina Aguilera has been giving make-up lessons to True.
May 22, 2009
A number of friends have insisted that Mr. Candy and I indulge in a “babymoon.” For those of you who, like me, never heard of a “babymoon,” it is a romantic getaway expectant parents take before the baby arrives and (literally) poops all over their freedom. Initially, I wasn’t overly enthusiastic about the idea, mostly [...]
May 22, 2009
Study reveals 1 in 8 women drink alcohol while pregnant. Which explains why so many babies request a shot of Kahlua in their milk. [UPI]
Tila Tequila announces on Twitter that she’s pregnant. Methinks she’s hoping to give birth to some relevancy. [CelebWarship]
Marni’s new slouchy “croissant” bag – not clear whether you should wear it or [...]
May 22, 2009
First Papa Joe bragged about his daughter’s bodacious Double-Ds. Then Donald Trump gushed he would date his daughter Ivanka if she weren’t, you know, his daughter (pesky laws). Now Shia LaBeouf is hopping on the trendy Incest Train by declaring his lust for his mom.
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” says Shia [...]
May 21, 2009
Yes, everyone! OMG! It’s Sarah Michelle Gellar! With a baby bump!
Oh! And there’s also a side view of Sarah Michelle’s sunglasses! And it looks like her friend has been hitting the stores!
And… that’s pretty much all there is to see here.
What is it about pregnant bellies that’s so darn fascinating? I’m just as guilty as [...]
May 21, 2009
Mommy Stalker (mom’ee stôk’er) n.
1. A woman with children and no other employment, who nonetheless employs a housekeeper and full-time nannies and, therefore, has ample time to prey upon other mothers and harass them about going to the movies, having girls’ nights out, holding slumber parties and braiding each other’s hair, etc. — with no [...]
May 21, 2009
Also known as “Juno Comes to the Small Screen.”
When I was 16, my biggest concern was whether one can of AquaNet was sufficient to hold up my bangs for an entire school day. However, MTV plans to chronicle teenagers with slightly bigger problems, such as how to juggle doing Trig homework with breastfeeding their baby.
Some [...]
