BLOG.CLNN.INFOhttp://blog.clnn.infoCurmudgeony Librarian News NetworkenFri, 18 May 2012 01:00:00 PDThourly141.88836-87.59032http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/CLNNhttp://feedburner.google.comThis is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use.Elephant Jokes!http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CLNN/~3/3vFRJawn5Gw/elephant-jokesElephant JokesElephantElephant JokeHumorJokecurmudgeonyFri, 18 May 2012 01:00:00 PDThttp://blog.clnn.info/?p=855Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?

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~~ Theodore Sturgeon

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