Overheard in Sexual Harassment Training:

2010-02-19T12:02:00.002-05:00

Co-worker 1: "So, I hadn't seen this guy in about three years,
was worried what he looked like so I told him to send a picture.

I get an email in my inbox, and it's a picture of his flacid penis!"

Co-worker 2: "No Way! At least if you are going to send a cock pic
it should be hard."

Co-worker 1: "That's what I was saying, I demand an erection!"

2010-02-17T21:05:00.005-05:00

Me: "So, I'm going to grab lunch, want me to pick up something for you?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, I'd like a chicken caesar salad, but hold the chicken and the croutons. No dressing."

Co-worker: "Oh, and can you add some cucumber and some carrots too?"

Me: "How about I just buy you some lettuce?"

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Overheard in Sexual Harassment Training: