Cameron Conspiracy

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noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:16:00 +0000

20% VAT, 40 % cut in services, 3M jobless, an end to cancer care promises, schools run by Mary Whitehouse types in shacks with lunch at McDonalds. I hope your flirt with liberalism was as short as mine.

He's pretending to be just like you. He even believes he's just like you. But he isn't.

Cameron and Clegg - oh dear

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 09 May 2010 11:12:00 +0000

While some people are trying to pretend that the message from the electorate was that they wanted a hung parliament, by the end of the campaign it was obvious the country was operating on an anyone-but-Dave (ABD) strategy.

It was this tactical vote which led to the collapse of the Lib Dem vote where the public weren't sure if a vote for them would split the opposition to the Conservative candidate. Where a wild card left wing option was a viable proposition, such as the Green victory in Brighton, the public took it. There is great heart to be taken of the collapse of the BNP and UKIP as profile actually destroyed the credibility of these political cowboys, and local elections showed a resurgence of Labour activism as people tried to best protect the local services they rely on.

It was this that stopped Cameron achieving a majority despite earning a similar share of the vote as Tony Blair five years ago. While Blair ended up with a fairly comfortable majority, Cameron fell well short. The spine stiffening among liberals and labour supporters is much more noticeable than the fears in the Tory ranks of Blair's lukewarm conservative reform and right-wing International bent.

This ABD attitude has not been connected with by Nick Clegg, a man with all the natural political instinct of King Herod, a decision maker of the poorest kind, an uncharismatic civil servant with the long term charm of a double glazing salesman.

But his party has a radical streak the Labour party seems to have neutered through mistaking process for progress, and proved that real reform does not come through the employment of management consultants or research groups.

There is no need for a short term fix. Dealers who sell currency or shares on the basis that British industry will be affected by this time for negotiation are doing so in full knowledge they will cash in when it is resolved. The UK should hold its nerve. Nick Clegg should hold his nerve. The precise feelings of a robbed democratic voice will become the left leaning majority in this country if Clegg does a deal with the Conservatives.

The ABD group want a vote that means they can include all their feelings when they vote. So that democracy understands it's not just about who you want in. It's about who you definitely don't want in. This flip flop between the right and the centre is neither representative of the public's appetite for radical change, but it simply isn't democratic. Nick Clegg is the first person for decades to have the opportunity to win the one battle his party has fought on for a century - voting reform.

Now, this decision lies in the hands of a European bureaucrat and a posh PR man.

Without immediate and committed voting reform, any deal Clegg does fails not only himself and his party, but the country as a whole.

Dave. He's pretending to be just like you. He even believes he's just like you. But he isn't.

One line for the UK, another line for their friends in power...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 03:32:00 +0000

When I watched Barack Obama live on late night (UK) BBC TV make his anger shown at the pressure he had been put upon by the far right to drop his healthcare reforms, he announced: "If you want a fight, you can have a fight".

In these days of compromise, it was both thrilling and slightly embasrassing that he'd had to get to this so soon. But he fronted it out, and said he would rip apart the banks so the state could never again be held to ransom by the greed of the society it endorsed. Hardly a cure, but a dose of medicine that was popular with all but the nincompoop,

So when I heard the Radio 4 news that "george osbourne has said he will support Prez Obama's plans to split up the banks" I thought it was an opportunist leap by the greasy Tory beaver to grab a piece of limelight by stating the bleeding obvious. This was a good policy. But then a small search of the clarification of Osbourne's (and indeed the Conservative Party's) support as to the extent of this policy is reported differently worldwide.

Take this report from the Wall Street Journal which pitches George and the Global Banks very much on the same side. To see it, you'll have to click the title of this post as google doesn't want to play cut and paste. He was lying. He no more wants small banks any more than the small cock he already has.

But this kind of detail doesn't matter any more, does it? It's not that we like David or George, we just don't like Gordon. But even under his worse New Labour spin, would GB really be this much of a mealy mouthed lying tosser?

He's pretending to be just like you. He even believes he's just like you. But he isn't.

Ken Clarke knows Cameron's social engineering policy will be neither fair or effective

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 17:02:00 +0000

When Ken Clarke was Chancellor under John Major, he and the Prime Minister knew that the married tax allowance was becoming an outdated attempt to interfere with the social structures that were forming at the time.
More and more children were being born out of marriage, but into perfectly good homes. Just because marriage wasn't on the lifestyle agenda of the parents of those children, it couldn't possibly be argued that they needed to pay more tax to subsidise their married next door neighbours.
Nor did it look good encouraging failed relationships to stay together, prejudicing single parents or attempting to align the Government with ultimately a religious framework endorsed by institutions that still believe in magic.
However, while those heady days of a modernising Britain may seem a long way away under Brown's uninspiring, bank-manager-style Premiership, they will be revved swiftly into reverse thanks to Cameron and his social innovator, Ian Duncan Smith, a man so earnest in his own banality that you could believe he were a speech writer for Noel Edmonds on Deal or No Deal.
Duncan Smith's visits to "Real Britain" make him look like Alan Partridge stumbling through a Mumbai slum. Admittedly IDS was taking one for the team in a party that prefers not to mix with, be educated with or pay (against the minimum wage) the poor.
While taxing drugs like alcohol and nicotine may have a place in trying to curb a behaviour that then has to be supported by the society that provides it, to encourage marriage by the tax system is as misguided as China's attempt to reign in its birth rate by unfairly treating families who had girls.
Except it's not misguided, because we've been here before. What next? No sex before marriage, the shaming of children born out of wedlock, tightening the right of pregnant women to choose abortion - they all line up together giving the real picture behind Cameron's 1950s rose-tinted glass pseudo Utopia, where the rich don't get bothered and the poor stay out of sight.

David Cameron. He's pretending to be just like you. He even believes he's just like you. But he isn't.

Gummer jumps from Cameron ship

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:41:00 +0000

For some of us old enough to remember him feeding his daughter a burger packed with mad cow meat just days before all British beef and livestock was banned from sale around the world on his patch, the thought of John Gummer being a political asset is laughable.
However on Dave's ship of fools, he's been a steady navigator of the Tories Green revolution, while Zac no-to-tax Goldsmith presents the pretty West London demeanor Cameron's chums are so fond of.
If Blair's Cool Britannia was a bit like a black tie indie Islington house party, then Cameron's is a bunch of West London trustafarians wearing Llama hats and listening to Sadé, who heard the Environment was important in a tent at The Big Chill. But I digress.
Gummer has been so appalled by the outcome of Copenhagen that he's decided to ditch the Tory party and instead work full time on saving the world. Worrying to think that Britain's role in the future green economy may be determined by this nincompoop, but at least he's getting off his arse and doing something.
The other reason Gummer departed was his disappointment at the continued voices of Global Warming disbelief from within the Tory ranks. The instinct of big business still runs rife through Dave's modern Conservative army, and big business knows that the primary deliverer of any future green deal will be itself.
So Gummer oddly believes he can achieve more by being outside of Dave's UK Government rather than inside of it. Rather like Zac feels he can achieve more by being outside of the British tax system than within it.
So little, it seems, has really changed under Dave.
He's pretending to be just like you. He even believes he's just like you. But he isn't.

Cameron is not a clown

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:05:00 +0000

a) because even clowns put on their own make up

b) because even clowns know what's really going on behind the smile.

Dave doesn't. Because Dave's part of a conspiracy. He's pretending to be just like you. But he isn't.

Cameron set to give hunting with dogs back to the rich

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:10:00 +0000

Despite pretending that he doesn't support hunting with dogs, Dave knows that the real rich that support him think these kind of views put him rather too close to the white dredz and pill-popping fields of his youth.

While Dave's trustafarian connections keep him on the cool side of countryside killing, he assumes this means that fox hunting isn't a political argument. He can cover up this division in his ranks by calling it a personal decision - one so personal that despite it being a law Dave supports, he's willing to give all his new Tory MP friends the chance to overturn it the moment he gets into power.

Putting a "personal" policy that affects so few of us in the mix for year one of the new Conservative government shows not how important the rich see their inability to a good old-fashioned blood-stained tally-ho, as much as how closely Dave's Conservative party is still so eager to please them.

That's because Dave's part of a conspiracy. The Cameron Conspiracy. He's pretending to be just like you. He even believes he's just like you. But he isn't.