• Do not ever take your woman for granted in the bedroom
• Do not lose focus when stimulating a woman just because shes stroking your dick or sucking your cock
• When she says “oooh right there!” - ingrain it in your brain during said fuck session
• If you get sooo fired up in the bedroom that you must take her and give her your oozing jizz right then and there be sure to follow the following tip
• Make Goddamn good and sure theres fucking batteries IN THE HOUSE!!

Otherwise you could find yourself living with one pissed off bitch whos on the verge of cumming.. you think blue balls is bad. imagine a woman on the verge with a splitting headache, stressed UP TO HERE!! - I know this to be true because i had this not so pleasurable experience one too many times and after the fit i threw i had batteries in my house within the hour!! SO TAKE NOTE!!