Nascar racer Jeff Gordon announced on his website Thursday that he is expecting his second child with wife Ingrid Vandebosch.  He writes, “Hey fans, Ingrid and I wanted to be the first to tell you (ok maybe not the first, but not far from it) the exciting news that Ingrid is 12 weeks pregnant and expecting our second child. We’re very excited and can’t wait to expand our family to four. Ella is also very excited and can’t stop talking about how much she’s looking forward to being a big sister.”  Gordon and Vandebosch have been together since 2006 and their first child Ella was born in 2007.  One, Two, Three,

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Just in time for Valentine’s day and coincedentally the release of Garner’s new movie, Valentine’s Day, she tells dishes to Parade Magazine on what it takes to keep the romance alive between her and her husband, Ben Affleck with whom she has two kids.  She says you have to steal the time and when the kids are asleep you…well, you know.  Yes, Jennifer we know and we are jealous.  Ben Affleck is one tasty catch just as long as he doesn’t do a sequel to Gigli.

Source: Jennifer Garner makes time for love

Dennis Hopper, the actor who has appeared in such films as Speed, Meet the Deedles, Waterworld, and Super Mario Bros, has filed for divorce from his wife of 14 years, Victoria.  Hopper, 73, is battling cancer.  Hopper also has a six, (6?) year old daughter whom he is seeking joint legal custody of.  Papers list irreconciliable differences as the motive for the split. 

Source: Dennis Hopper splits from wife, Victoria

Kate got new hair extensions, Jon got a new bimbo.  Potato, po TAT o.  Whatever, Morgan Christie, a 25-year-old privileged Connecticut born brunette is Jon Gosselin’s new lady.  She joins the ranks once held by Kate and Hailey Glassman.  Jon continues to live out his long gone twenties after the divorce but keeps forgetting how sad it is when you’re no longer in your twenties.

Source: Jon’s new gal

I know it’s mean, the former boy bander isn’t even really that fat anymore but I couldn’t help myself.  Anywhoo, Joey Fatone welcomed his second daughter with wife Kelly into the world Monday evening.  They named her Kloey Alexandra.  Of course, everyone is happy and healthy and over the moon.  But can we take a second and pick on the goofy way they decided to spell her name.  It makes my eyes hurt.

Source: Nsyncer, Joey Fatone is a proud papa again!

Personally, I hope that Alex Rodriguez is crying in his steroid laced Cheerios but he and girlfriend Kate Hudson have reportedly split.  Kate cheered on her New York Yankee lover in the World Series and probably helped lick his wounds when he got hit by like three different Phillies pitchers (which was hysterical, BTW).  They started bumping uglies in the spring and now they are dunzo.  Both have kids from previous marriages which I think are better off now that Kate and Alex broke up.  Just sayin…

Source: Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are out!  The couple split

The theme of the week unfortunately seems to be cheating and even though this canoodler is getting sick of putting little bombs up at the top of each post, here we go again.  Jenny Sanford filed for divorce from her husband Mark.  Remember ole Marky Mark?  He was the dude that got busted for getting busy with a mistress in Argentina in July.  To quote my good friend Beyonce, “to the left, to the left, everything  you own in a box to the left.”  I say bravo Jenny.  We here at Canoodle Soup wish you and your sons the best.  Cheaters never win.

Source: Jenny Sanford files for divorce from S.C. guv husband Mark

Gary Busey’s gonna be a dad.  Again.  WTF?  Source: People

Gisele Bundchen gave birth to a stick of gum, I mean her son, with baby daddy Tom Brady.  Source: People

Rihanna has some girl love for Megan Fox.  Who doesn’t?  Source: NYDN

Kendra Wilkinson’s in labor  Source: OK! Magazine

A home wrecker with a heart of gold.  Jaimee Grubbs apologizes to Tiger Woods’ wife  Source: Extra

Not that we’re giving Ms. Holly Sampson a free pass here based upon her profession but I mean really, are we surprised that the porn star is bragging about sleeping with Tiger Woods.  She explained recently that she and her girlfriends were at a bachelor party for Tiger Woods and he picked her to go into his room where the two had oral sex and he wore condoms, thank god.  The salaciousness continues my friends.

Source: Porn star Holly Sampson brags about oral sex with Tiger Woods