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OMG I am SO in love with these precious Juicy Couture charms.. très adorable. ♥ This little cupcake box charm has a latched lid, and inside are 4 little jeweled cupcakes.. SO sweet! I’ve added several more charming charms to My PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE Wishlist.. shop for Me NOW, I want them ALL!

And speaking of the many pretty gifts recently purchased for ME from My new PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE Wishlist.. My new PINK/CRYSTAL CHANDELIER gifted to Me by My GERMAN FARM PEASANT looks SO gorgeous in My walk-in closet!! I just LOVE it. My walk-in closet is the size of a small room and designed in chic boutique style.. OMG it’s the prettiest closet EVER! Now when you open the door, the chandelier is SO sparkly it’s like you hear angels singing! ♥

Mattel just released a new YT Barbie Show, and in the new series Barbie TOTALLY has a hot pink zebra rug like I just added in My Dream Closet! SERIOUS! I so definitely need to film a video of My gorgeous walk-in closet with My new chandelier..

“The first years of my life were spent playing with Barbies, the next years of my life are spent being one.” @LifeofABarbie

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Creating magic on a universal scale – bask in the light of My LUMINESCENCE and find TRUE enlightenment – say it aloud:

“I Believe in PINK” – WAIT for it.

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A recent review of TELEDROME, hypno mp3 masterpiece of esoteric rosicrucian knowledge. A dizzying TESTIMONY to the hypnotic mind control powers of THE Financial Domination Princess, Hypnodomme Chanteuse ELYSIAN:

“After She knew i’d purchased “TELEDROME” Diamond Diva Princess commanded me to listen to it for five straight hours. Having listened to “TELEDROME” several times, here are the impressions:

Gorgeous, glorious, genius, glamorous, giggling because paycheck-pawns canNOT RESIST Her high-class and high-minded Highness of hypnotizing high jinks – Diamond Diva Princess indelibly inscribed in me with “TELEDROME” as Her irresistible instrument for toying with drones, bending worker bees to Her Procrustean will, wrapping pay-piggy banks around Her perfectly manicured little finger, making psychological experiments docilely dance to Her tantalizing Temptre$$’s tune of a Siren’s song’s subjugating sorceries, etc.

$$$ WORDPLAY:) Each sagacious, spellbinding syllable cunningly cast luxuriously from Her bewitching lips Diamond Diva Princess devilishly designed and deviously designated to intoxicatingly inform, excruciatingly enrapture, excellently entrap, and enslave elegantly each ensorcelled, interactive listener She beguiles with “TELEDROME“‘s rich revelations, dazzling declarations, and capitalistic commandments to always seek out and buy the best which is only available from Her and is exactly what Prince$$ desires and deserves.

“TELEDROME” surely shows off the charts how much and how effortlessly and ever-increasingly Diamond Diva Princess prettily and precisely plays perpetually and perniciously with Her eagerly willing victims mindlessness, emotions, yearnings, and frames of reference.

$$$ SOUND SCHEME:) With sound effects like: [edited out, top secret], and more Diamond Diva Princess shows Her exquisitely enthralling employment of sounds is as charmingly calculated, cruelly coquettish, and coyly compelling as what She superbly says seductively in all Her recordings and what She permits Her zombie slaves to see in Her inestimable, enchanting videos. Machiavellian and Byzantine schemes flow freely from Diamond Diva Prince$$’s wickedly honed mindfulness and winsomely haughty soul. Is it not so?

$$$ GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES:) Obviously this quote deliciously describes “TELEDROME” as, and is, an inexhaustibly inveigling, inexorably inviting exemplar of all of Diamond Diva Princess’s Mercurial, merciless, mercenary persuasion productions AKA Her audios, videos, websites, postings, et alia.

“TELEDROME” is long enough for The Financial Domination Prince$$ to successfully, smoothly, and silkily slide Her fiendishly fascinating FANGS IN our JUGULARS enabling Her to inescapably inject Her POISON into our systems where it bewitchingly becomes DOPAMINE IN our BRAINS and ANESTHESIA transforming us into Her helpless, hapless, hopelessly addicted to Her sleepy robots to The Capitalistic Blonde-ism’s implacably insinuating, sinister snake charming beck and call.

Yet “TELEDROME” is short enough so that it leaves us evermore craving even more of Diamond Diva Princess’s unparalleled, deceptively girlish voice and unaware of the multitudes of myriads of malevolent, mesmerizing machinations She packs into this, and all of Her, recordings. An English teacher once told me, “A good paper is like a woman’s skirt: Short enough to be interesting and long enough to cover the subject”. “TELEDROME” is all that and an endless, overflowing bag of brown poker chips. As Diamond Diva Princess proves again and again darling, daunting, dangerous, dizzying things come in small packages.

$$$ TELEDROME:) The “tele” prefix reveals distance is of no consequence to The thrilling Diamond Diva distracting devastatrix. No matter where Her present or future drones dwell, each introduction or exposure to anything Diamond Diva Princess has craftily conveyed draws our desires and devotions to Her no matter what. When She says what Her plans for us are, it matters not. Fall for Her we have, we do, and we shall serve Her wishes, whims, wiles, wits, and will.

When She speaks of our being only for Her amusements and that lucre and luxuries are all that interests Her, we do not care. Giving Her what She seeks is all that matters most is what She deems desirable. The “drome” suffix implies that Diamond Diva Princess has all Her worker bee drones hustling to run in our rat races so we can do whatever we can that will hopefully please Her Patrician sensibilities and senses.

$$$ HIDE AND GO SEEK. Why haven’t i revealed the scandalous, capricious specifics of what Diamond Diva Princess does with and to those who She befuddles and brainwashes with “TELEDROME“? Because it is up to you to learn for yourself How “TELEDROME” helps Diamond Diva Prince$$ prove Her innate superiority to Her drones and all other women, reveal why Her outlook on life is correct, and manifest that each thing She reveals and everything She conceals and all She does and has and is works for Her benefit. Naturally, this is as it should always be.” – DRONE JAROD

Join the ranks of My mesmerized MINIONS, become propagated into MY BLONDE CAPITALISM just like DRONE JAROD.. everything your entire life has been preparing you to be My WORKERBEE WALLET ZOMBIE. Like a pod in the TELEDROME, your pre-programmed tendencies have led you to Me, primed and ready for ME to exploit your preconditioned COMMODITY FETISHISM presets.

It was destined by your very predilection that you would ultimately become MY AUTOBOT-FORTUNA-COGWHEEL, the catechism of nature and nurture have created a hybrid drone now prepared for assimilation into MY secret service of MANCHURIAN SLEEPER SLAVES!! GET IT NOW. PURCHASE: NITEFLIRT | MYPHONESITE

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Another absolutely GORGEOUS gift bought for Me via My PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE Wishlist.. My handcrafted TIFFANY DRAGONFLY LAMPS. OMG they look SO PRETTY on My antique BURLED WALNUT night stands.. I am just IN LOVE with them!! So many pretty colours in the stained glass, the reflection on My ceiling is exquisite.. they simply delight Me.

I LOVE letting you PAY for access to MY WISHES! I’ve been adding MORE elegant items over the past week which you will definitely want to peruse NOW as you decide which PRECIOUS PRETTY you would like to buy for ME next!

My CA$H MULE is busy replenishing his CC and waiting on his 401k LOAN – all for ME -  and while he waits he has been dipping into wifeypoo’s $$$ – what a *GOOD BOY*! OMG you are SO DELIRIOUS to PAY FOR PLUSH, SWEETIE PIE DUMDUM!! you CRAVE to SPEND SPEND SPEND on ME. $$$$$$$$$

HYPNO KITTY CAT: good job going into the red for Me over the past week, now that you have received your monthly pay it’s time to SPLURGE EVEN MORE. Start HERE. OMG you so want the DOLL PRINCESS to turn you into Her complete and utter DOLLY DRONE!! NO MIND.. NO MIND.. NO MIND of your own anymore. I’m in total CONTROL of you!

SLAVE DRONE BURT: you OWE ME. you BETTER be working all through this weekend to get MY MONEY. you deserve NOT ONE DAY OFF, whipping boy, and DON’T forget it! your SLOTHFULNESS is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.

I expect to see what was once YOUR money in MY account bright and early Sunday a.m., as I will be shopping ALL DAY SUNDAY and YOU *WILL* be picking up the tab. Once you send MY MONEY you’ll even get to see My new video, which I know you are totally JONESING for.. you know the one that everyone else can pay 125.00 for, but which you must, of course, pay even MORE to see. OMG I am TOO KIND to you. TOO KIND.

FARM PEASANT and the WORKER PIGGIES: I was SO SWEET to let you pay for 2 of My precious JUICY COUTURE CHARMS (OMG I BET you CAN’T WAIT to see them), and for this pleasure you owe Me MORE GIFTS.

I can’t believe how long it takes you to make money. What is wrong with you people? I spoke with GERMAN FARM PEASANT, and apparently you don’t get your salary until the 1st of the month, I’m not patient! Didn’t I tell you to have MY money TODAY?

Since it’s clearly YOUR fault that you don’t get paid sooner, you will suffer punishment for the rest of the days of April. This punishment will include 3 DAYS of FASTING, and overnight labour tonight. NO MERCY for you lazy worker piggies OMG! I canNOT believe the level and degree of your ineptitude! SLAP YOURSELVES ACROSS THE FACE RIGHT NOW.

A glimpse of My collection of Rare & Collectible Boudoir Dolls – and their couture & vintage outfits and jewels! OMG not only do you spend oodles of CA$H on MY jewels and couture, but you also spend spend spend on My DOLLS too!

Photos featured below include:

• My limited edition 286/300 Madame Alexander “Closet Full of Couture” Cissette doll,
• My vintage 1950′s Coty Girl Doll wearing a gorgeous cameo necklace
• Vintage 1959 Uneeda Suzette Doll
• Lingerie Silkstone Barbie with Limited Edition ‘Honey in Hollywood’ Set
• Barbie as Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Collectible Doll
• Barbie as Marilyn Monroe in her iconic gold lamé gown
• Mae West Collectible Doll
• The very rare Vintage Original Titian Barbie
• My Gene Marshall Doll wearing one of her limited edition designer ensembles, a couture gown and marabou trimmed satin peignoir lined with shimmering silver lamé “The Kiss” ♥ by designer Mel Odom

 Even My dolly’s ensembles cost more than your entire wardrobe, as is TOTALLY befitting!

“Gene’s pink satin gown and peignoir, lavishly trimmed in dazzling white marabou feathers, are of legendary design, harkening back to the slinkiness of Jean Harlow, and looking forward to the buoyant sexiness of Marilyn Monroe.” – from The Kiss couture booklet.

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you are SO EXCITED to hear that I have recently added 3 rare Limited Edition GORGEOUS Boudoir Dolls that I want in My collection to My PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE Wishlist, OMG you KNOW you TOTALLY want to be the LUCKY SLAVE who gets to pay for the latest addition to My Doll Collection, DRONE! If you already have access go there NOW, if not.. what on earth are you waiting for??! BUY ACCESS HERE.

Speaking of cupid bow lips – porcelain complexion – platinum blonde dolls.. you won’t want to miss My new ENCHANTMENT VIDEO. OMG watch mesmerized as I giggle vibrantly at you as My sparkly eyes TOTALLY control your mind. I am SO bubbly & cute, dressed in 1920s flapper style, wearing an ivory lace dress, long pearls, My luminescent platinum blonde hair accented with jewels! x OMG My doll like beauty weakens you.. I look so innocent & sweet – you are completely unprepared for the hypnotic TROUBLE you are getting into! I am DANGEROUSLY adorable. GET IT NOW.

Here I am opening the gorgeous HOT PINK box which holds My new PINK Betsey Johnson shoes with oodles of bows and crystal encrusted heels!! OMG SO GORGEOUS. I titled the first photo ‘Ready to Wear’ – OMG I have THE cutest little pink toes!! My pretty peds are PRECIOUSLY PERFECT, and make you SOOOOOO WEAK! I’m wearing “Dolly Pink” on My nails, SO vibrant!! I wore these CHARMING heels during My latest trip to the BETSEY JOHNSON BOUTIQUE, where I bought, among other things, these absolutely ADORABLE ‘Love Bird’ earrings.. ♥

They are simply THE most adorable earrings EVER! LOVE! ♥ I shopped for like 5 hours that day, and wherever I went everyone was just MAD for My exquisite bejeweled shoes. I’ve completely fallen in LOVE with Betsey heels, they are the ultimate in femininity and complement My pretty ensembles to PERFECTION. I added another stunning pair to My PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE WISHLIST, and lucky drone LUCID was so fortunate to be allowed the excessive delight of buying these sweet and flirty heels for Me. OMG how much do you ADORE the lacy edges and fluffy bows on the back of each heel?!

Speaking of SHOE SHOPPING, I have just created a pay to view photo collection of 4 absolutely STUNNING photos of Me PRIMPING in My mirrored doors checking out My new SHOES after a day of SHOPPING!! OMG a MUST-SEE. I have THE most gorgeous legs.. My DAINTY feet have exquisitely high arches and are SO pretty I have a beauty mark on My left foot! FOOT SLAVES go nuts for My precious little toes! I am simply head to toe EXQUISITE.. click HERE to see Me in My pretty pastel CHIFFON dress and Black Patent Leather Stiletto Heels ♥ YOU pay for MY SHOPPING.. SLAVE!

GERMAN FARM PEASANT and the worker piggies of his village contributed MORE funds $$$ to My SHOPPING, for which I bestowed upon them the privilege of working several more hours per day. I mean really, it is a GIFT to them to be allowed to GIFT ME. Plus, I do so enjoy making them work long grueling hours for the delight of contributing to MY EXTRAVAGANCE!! With the fruit of their labour I bought an intricately designed ART DECO lamp, Barbie makeup case, and the cutest Koko Chewnel for TWINKLE (which you have already seen if you follow TWINKLE on TWITTER!!).

I definitely could NOT mention My new DIVINE ART DECO globe lamp without posting the above photos!! One could easily spend hours just gazing upon it. Decadently ELEGANT and chic, it intensifies the luxurious ambience of My salon de divertissement. LOVE!! I LOUNGE, YOU pay!

I told the Easter Bunny I ONLY wanted PINK Easter Eggs this year, so I received this HELLO KITTY Jelly Belly Collection.. YUMMY! ♥ It’s like it was CUSTOM made for ME.

Left to right: Cotton Candy, Very Cherry, Bubblegum, Red Delicious, and Strawberry Shortcake!

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In the midst of My late afternoon shopping I stopped for a bite to eat on this sunshiny day. I am sipping pineapple orange juice on the verandah while my lunch is being prepared.. isn’t My new Guess handbag in cream and rose SO precious??! I shop.. YOU pay!

SLAVE DRONE BURT worked hard all weekend at his SECOND JOB and promptly sent MY Sunday afternoon spending ca$h early Sunday morning. $$$ Sunday afternoon found Me and Twinkle in the posh shops, while I’m sure SLAVE DRONE BURT was catching up on his sleep after working DOUBLE SHIFTS all weekend, LOL LOVE it.

I wore THE most adorable chiffon dress in ROSE adorned with rosettes, My hair in ringlets. Twinkle wore her Pink ballerina dress. OMG everyone just ADORED us everywhere we went, we always cause such a commotion!

While shopping, a girl taking a photography class asked to photograph Me, as she said I looked SO stunning she could not resist. Yes I am even model and muse to strangers.. SUCH is the effect I have upon people, they are starstruck, spellbound by My ALLURE. In this case I actually allowed the photo, which is rare, as I generally tell strangers no when they ask to take My picture (alas this happens quite often).

After his fanatical endeavours to work ROUND THE CLOCK for MY profit and amusement, I was so kind as to allow SLAVE DRONE BURT the rare opportunity to talk to Me LIVE for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES after coming up with $$300.00 DOLLARS to contribute to MY SHOPPING. OMG it is beyond KIND of Me to allow him such a LUXURY. he was SO ECSTATIC when he received My message, he rapturously proclaimed:

“omg omg PRINCESS, will YOU really speak to me for 5 whole minutes?”

Of course he will be working DOUBLE SHIFTS at the CAR WASH again this weekend to contribute to MY weekend shopping! And WHAT a treat to pick up the tab on My Sunday afternoon shopping when Sunday is MY favourite day of the week.. it is WAY MORE than you deserve.

And speaking of WAY MORE THAN YOU DESERVE:

ME: OMG I am SO GORGEOUS out SHOPPING spending what was once YOUR money wearing My STUNNING WHITE DRESS & RARE EMBA MINK. you can’t stop STARING. OBSESSING on how you want to work hard ALL WEEKEND to procure MORE $$$FUNDS$$$ FOR ME!! Listen to My mp3 again NOW, FOOL.

him: Yes PRINCESS. Thank YOU for allowing me to listen to YOUR mp3 again. And the picture, omg, YOU look like a movie star!! YOU’re a natural screen GODDESS!!

YES I am SO GORGEOUS, I look like a MOVIE STAR. you are DELIRIOUS to gaze upon MY PERFECTION. OMG this mp3/photo DUO is SO DECADENT. Not one but THREE photographs, including a GORGEOUS photo of Me out and about wearing My new luxury MINK spending what was once YOUR money (a Niteflirt EXCLUSIVE)!! Play the enclosed mp3 and listen to Me talk about the ways in which I spend your money $$ now MINE, while you gaze spellbound at My photos of PERFECTION..

OMG it is FAR MORE than a MERE MORTAL like you deserves.. on your knees, THRALL!

ITALIAN HYPNO CAT has spent another $$ 1200 DOLLARS $$ since last mention.. good job KITTY! meowwwww! With My natural ability to know you better than you know yourself, I have already discovered several of kittys WEAKNESSES, which I intend to fully EXPLOIT – this discovery has turned hypno kitty cat into a wimpy little HYPNO SCAREDY CAT! I ALWAYS get what I WANT.

The more he tries to resist, the WEAKER he becomes.. this is inevitable, as I have programmed him thus. In addition, I have just put kitty cat on a STRICT ABSTINENCE program. Lucky little HYPNO KITTY is to be EMASCULATED. Woohoo!

Next on your list of MUST-HAVES, kitty cat: PREDATORY VIXEN– SO appropriate.

P.S. NICKY: you’re a CHICKEN! cacaw cacaw!

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Yummy!! I lounge YOU Pay! Drinking Illy French press while socializing at My favourite French restaurant.. a MOMENT in THE life, THANK ME, SLAVE, for letting you see it!

And while I’ve been socializing, shopping, dining at posh restaurants, and lounging in LUXURY, you have been VERY busy little workerbees, putting your nose to the grind and SLAVING AWAY for MY PROFIT!! GOOD WORK My little peons!

I am having SO MUCH FUN with My new PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE Wishlist. If you don’t have access yet, what on EARTH are you waiting for??! PAY for ACCESS NOW.

I’ve been adding lots of pretty items over the past few days, including a GORGEOUS Pink and CRYSTAL Chandelier for My walk-in closet, which I added today, and which has already been purchased by My new GERMAN FARM PEASANT. GOOD JOB, PEASANT!

Another lucky little minion just paid for an EXQUISITE pair of BETSEY JOHNSON PINK crystal encrusted heels with oodles of bows for Me, SALVADOR DALI Ruby Lips lipstick, and a PRECIOUS little bunny foufou dress for TWINKLE, who, by the way, has her own TWITTER now! Follow her, dummies! Her life is SO way more GLAMOUROUS than yours, you will be SOOOO SUPER jealous.

SLAVE DRONE BURT is working his second job every weekend, so he can send MY MONEY every Sunday. Last Sunday I tweeted one line:

*ahem* SLAVE DRONE BURT you should have MY MONEY today. $$$$$$ NOW

Shortly thereafter MY MONEY was deposited. LMAO OMG he is SO EASY. This weekend he will be working again DOUBLE SHIFTS at the CAR WASH to send it ALL OVER TO ME. $$$ Yes, that’s right, EVERY single solitary weekend he must work his second job at the CAR WASH for MY SUNDAY AFTERNOON SPENDING CASH!! Click HERE to listen to SLAVE DRONE BURTS theme song.

IN addition I made him WHIP himself 50 lashes for a teensy typo. Oh yes, it wasn’t even his typo, it was Mine, I was in such a hurry to go out shopping, I could not be bothered to fix it. And after all, he IS the WHIPPING BOY. Somehow he thought MY typo should not be HIS fault.. clearly he was WRONG. he pleaded for MERCY. I told him if he dared ask forgiveness again and beg for leniency I would increase it to 75 lashes, needless to say this resolved any conflict.

Since last mention, My CA$H MULE has spent over $$ 700.00 DOLLARS catering to MY WHIMS – including placing a call to Me at 25 then $$ 50 DOLLARS PER MINUTE. OH yes, I do so LOVE to take 50 DOLLARS per minute out of you, and OMG he is SO FORTUNATE to spend SO MUCH MONEY talking to ME!! btw CA$H MULE, I am totally not satisfied and I WANT MORE. I am INSATIABLE, and so are YOU, My little ADDICTS.. the MORE you SPEND the BETTER you FEEL. PAY for PLUSH, CA$H MULE!! Say buhbyeeeeee MONEY!

One of My newest DRONES, ITALIAN HYPNO CAT is head over heels OBSESSED with ME and his OBSESSION has been GROWING  DAILY over the past week.. he is completely UNDER MY SPELL! he has already spent well OVER $$ 2 GRAND $$ on My GORGEOUS files.. or as DRONE EXHIBIT M calls them – “GEMS”.  OMG you WANT to buy EVERY item in My CAPITALISTIC BLONDE COLLECTION TWICE!! Spending ALL your money on MY gorgeous GEMS makes you feel SO SHINY * HAPPY * SPARKLY * TWINKLING!! Of *course* you CAN’T resist. Next on your list of MUST-HAVE files: GOOD BOY TRIGGER. Open it NOW, KITTY CAT.

DRONE EXHIBIT M: you will want to click & PAY to view My new photo PTV which is in your NF inbox, you CRAVE your FIX. oh AND you NEED access to My PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE Wishlist.. it’s DELIGHTFUL. Open NOW.

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A recent item added to My newly created PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE WISHLIST.. these DIVINE shoes by GUCCI:

Yes that’s right.. so many of you have BEGGED ME to create a wishlist for you to peruse, and now your wish has come true! I just created a PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE WISHLIST, filled with soooooooo many GORGEOUS items.. you could literally spend HOURS staring at these exquisite indulgences - OMG you want to buy them ALL for ME!! $$$

Of course you canNOT begin to imagine that such a singular privilege will be easily given. No, even a GLIMPSE of MY wishes is a DIVINE pleasure that will COST you dearly. Access to this PRIVATE & EXCLUSIVE wishlist is NOT available for free to view by the general public.. OF COURSE NOT. Access to MY PRIVATE WISHLIST is available ONLY via PAY TO VIEW, and is denied via any other avenue. Remember.. it is an HONOUR to oogle MY wishlist and way MORE than you deserve!!

Peruse My wishes!! Go ahead.. SPLURGE! (I will be adding more items per MY whim, so you should check it DAILY) SHOP FOR ME EVERY DAY, FOOL!

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