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&lt;b&gt;Ai sim... eu dou valor!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/969872719141045585-4632344998436365803?l=www.capitaoporreta.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CapitoPorreta/~4/1ZyN3I9pVFc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.capitaoporreta.com/feeds/4632344998436365803/comments/default" title="Postar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.capitaoporreta.com/2012/02/o-nova-onda-do-presidente-obama.html#comment-form" title="0 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/969872719141045585/posts/default/4632344998436365803?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/969872719141045585/posts/default/4632344998436365803?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CapitoPorreta/~3/1ZyN3I9pVFc/o-nova-onda-do-presidente-obama.html" title="O nova onda do Presidente Obama" /><author><name>Rodrigo Santos (R3)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13082502703468727759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="31" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gnEaxKXVgWI/TrX4qHMhU0I/AAAAAAAAGTY/e0NlAkX17V8/s220/West3.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lhH6pD1EFTc/TzgIkVK5W5I/AAAAAAAAHpU/qx66tcdXBqQ/s72-c/acid_picdump_57.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.capitaoporreta.com/2012/02/o-nova-onda-do-presidente-obama.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D0cHQ3c8fSp7ImA9WhRbGUU.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969872719141045585.post-9194807440617768897</id><published>2012-02-11T10:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-11T10:30:32.975-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-11T10:30:32.975-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Fotografias" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Véio gosta" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Delicia" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Yoga" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Só gostosas" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Posições" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Capitão Porreta" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Aprovado pelo capitão" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tentação" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Maravilhosa" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Lindas Garotas" /><title>Uma gostosa no Yoga? Só se for agora, "cumpadi"!</title><content type="html">
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&lt;b&gt;Ai eu acordei, com aquele bagulho que eu chamo de "esposa"... credo.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/969872719141045585-6538655775387700471?l=www.capitaoporreta.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CapitoPorreta/~4/nS4vjRy2QuU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.capitaoporreta.com/feeds/6538655775387700471/comments/default" title="Postar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.capitaoporreta.com/2012/02/vou-nas-as-primas-amanha.html#comment-form" title="0 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/969872719141045585/posts/default/6538655775387700471?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/969872719141045585/posts/default/6538655775387700471?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CapitoPorreta/~3/nS4vjRy2QuU/vou-nas-as-primas-amanha.html" title="Vou nas as &quot;primas&quot; amanhã." /><author><name>Rodrigo Santos (R3)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13082502703468727759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="31" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gnEaxKXVgWI/TrX4qHMhU0I/AAAAAAAAGTY/e0NlAkX17V8/s220/West3.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h264aVhTLE8/TzWx2eQPEUI/AAAAAAAAHn0/SYD1ZUT4x1c/s72-c/Gata+lavando+meu+carro.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.capitaoporreta.com/2012/02/vou-nas-as-primas-amanha.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0EFQ3k7eyp7ImA9WhRbGE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969872719141045585.post-5298779629969900352</id><published>2012-02-09T15:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-09T15:53:32.703-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-02-09T15:53:32.703-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Odeio" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Danado" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Feladaputa" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Gatos malditos" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Gatito" /><title>Chegar em casa, apertado, corre pro banheiro... eee...???</title><content type="html">
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&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;E agora? Eu quero....Cag...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_lrXLEjodSY/TzHexfxCrKI/AAAAAAAAHmU/hM-lpf38qDs/s1600/que!.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_lrXLEjodSY/TzHexfxCrKI/AAAAAAAAHmU/hM-lpf38qDs/s1600/que!.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;Dona Florinda, coooooooooooooooooorna? Putz!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Se livrou da velha heim?! heheheheheeh&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Toda a semana eu fico apaixonado com essas gatas do Blogs.... Oh vidão!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;QUE P#RR@ É ESSA&lt;/b&gt;!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mande com estilo.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Heeehhehhehehhehehe!!!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Vira, Vira, Vira, Virouuu!!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/969872719141045585-2942794858983370625?l=www.capitaoporreta.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CapitoPorreta/~4/E4Cg8cGbWpg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.capitaoporreta.com/feeds/2942794858983370625/comments/default" title="Postar comentários" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.capitaoporreta.com/2012/01/cerveja-e-mulher-gostosa-sao-as.html#comment-form" title="0 Comentários" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/969872719141045585/posts/default/2942794858983370625?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/969872719141045585/posts/default/2942794858983370625?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CapitoPorreta/~3/E4Cg8cGbWpg/cerveja-e-mulher-gostosa-sao-as.html" title="Cerveja e mulher gostosa? São as Aprovadas do Capitão" /><author><name>Rodrigo Santos (R3)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13082502703468727759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="31" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gnEaxKXVgWI/TrX4qHMhU0I/AAAAAAAAGTY/e0NlAkX17V8/s220/West3.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uJw6WTOG5yM/TyQ07TN2wyI/AAAAAAAAHdE/qCwZZYlIbbM/s72-c/october_fest_2011_25.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.capitaoporreta.com/2012/01/cerveja-e-mulher-gostosa-sao-as.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUIFQHc8eip7ImA9WhRUFks.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-969872719141045585.post-1550358073806196147</id><published>2012-01-27T03:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-27T03:25:11.972-08:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-01-27T03:25:11.972-08:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="SOPA" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Protesto" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Internautas" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="S.O.P.A." /><title>Entenda a S.O.P.A. com uma imagem</title><content type="html">
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&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;Minha avó me disse que se&amp;nbsp;apaixonou&amp;nbsp;pelo vovô quando estava colocando 20 mil&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #222222; line-height: 16px;"&gt;-réis em sua... ceroula.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Véios danaaados!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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