Capricious & Cute

Never Settle

2011-11-25T15:30:00.001-06:00

Never, ever ever settle for less than you deserve.

Marcel the Shell...with shoes on.

2011-11-18T11:41:00.001-06:00

Lint is a shell's best friend...

Suck on that Chris Brown

2011-09-06T15:59:00.000-05:00

An awesome non-apology from Andy Levy to Chris Brown.

Snake in his pants!

2011-09-02T13:28:00.001-05:00

Get out of there!

2011-09-01T15:35:00.004-05:00

A montage of the most used phrase in movies..."Get out of there!"

PMS 101

2011-08-30T17:14:00.002-05:00

Don't you DARE laugh at this. I mean it.

2011-08-30T17:10:00.002-05:00

:-o don't laugh damnit!

Fast Food Mafia

2011-08-30T13:48:00.002-05:00

Only if I weren't a chicken sh*t!

2011-08-30T11:55:00.002-05:00

Forever Alone

2011-08-30T11:50:00.004-05:00

Oh so depressing.

Cleaning the cobra pit - LIKE A BOSS

2011-08-30T11:26:00.001-05:00

This is a mans man - either he’s completely fearless or utterly insane. Look at those open toed sandals / flip flops and decide for yourself!

Balls of steel mate, balls of steel!

Grandma Reads, "Go the F*ck To Sleep"

2011-08-26T15:01:00.000-05:00

Source: We Know Awesome

Lunchablez Yo!!

2011-08-25T12:13:00.003-05:00

Clowns are creepy yo!

2011-08-24T13:59:00.001-05:00

Ladies & Gentlemen...children of all ages...brace yourself for Buffo the clown!

Professional athlete, check. Teacher for the deaf & blind, check. CLOWN! Now that's my true calling. :o)

Run!!!

Seriously phone books are FREE jerk clown.

Source: Oh Noa!

Gloria Pritchett is HILARIOUS!

2011-08-23T15:55:00.000-05:00

Conversations with Chloe

2011-08-15T14:37:00.003-05:00

Chloe: What was Katy Perry's first song called Jasmine?

Jasmine: "I Kissed a Girl" or something like that.

Chloe: <pause> Ohhh....she must have been singing about kissing her mom or her sister.

Jasmine: Yeap...she must have. (:

2011-08-15T13:08:00.000-05:00

Cake ~~Boss~~ Fail

What I learned from cake baking:

Fondant is not easy to work with, especially when you get it wet!
A leveler would’ve been ideal to avoid the lop-sidedness.
I need to work on my frosting techniques…it was a FAIL this go around.
Loved the way Chloe’s face lit up when she seen it! I got a great big hug & a “you’re the best Mom!”. Priceless.

To the Single Ladies...

2011-08-11T11:49:00.003-05:00

For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz.

That Koala Is SO HIGH

2011-07-25T13:30:00.001-05:00

image/joke source We Know Awesome

Thursday Humor

2011-06-16T15:37:00.000-05:00

Weiner Roast

Weiner finally resigned. I have to give kudos to the hecklers who almost made me choke with laughter!! Very funny. As he walked out, one heckler asked, "Will you maintain your hot physique?"

ICE, ICE...BABY
Do you remember the Vanilla Ice movie "Cool as Ice"? OMG here's a little reminder.

Lies We Tell Ourselves

2011-05-09T12:48:00.000-05:00

“I don’t care!”

“I’ll start my diet & exercise plan on Monday”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“I will do it later.”

“Calories don’t count on holidays, your birthday and Sundays. Oh, and if you share.”

“I’d still work even if I won the lottery.”

“I can’t {fill in the blank}!”

“I am not afraid to ride a bike or horse.”

“People do so read my blog.”

“I don’t care.”

Fuggedaboutit

2011-05-09T11:04:00.000-05:00

I don’t watch Jersey Shore anymore. I’ve lost complete interest in the show. It’s not because Snookie was a rude ass to me at the airport. It’s just blah to me now – total waste of time. I can do a pretty good Jersey accent – fuggedaboutit, I’ve been practicing since the Sopranos.

Apparently, Jersey Shore’s Italy episodes were scheduled to start filming this week but they’ve been delayed. According to Popeater, “production has been delayed, again, due to logistical problems.” I think the problem is Italy doesn’t want them there!

This clip from the Jimmy Fallon show is hilarious. Tina Fey & Amy Poehler crack me up!

Crazy is what crazy does

2011-05-05T16:34:00.000-05:00

Do you think you’re ‘normal’? Feeling a little crazy lately? Not the good crazy, the bad crazy. After reading this post you are going to be restored to normalcy – I promise.

TLC (The Learning Channel) has some of the most bizarre reality shows but My Strange Addiction takes the cake!!

I wonder if some of these people make shit up just to be on TV.

How many calories does that have??

Furry fetishes, yeah…. Furry fetishes and they’re real.

They have conventions for little furry f***kers. I shit you not. If you want to learn more you can go to their ‘Furry News Network – News by Furry Fans, For Furry Fans’.

There are even more disturbing clips on the My Strange Addiction website. I really need to cut back on reality TV.

A cup of steamy randomness

2011-05-04T13:33:00.003-05:00

1. Funny randomness.

Conan's 'THOR' trailers crack me up.

2. What the what, randomness.

This is NOT okay. This is dark as hell and someone needs to kick some sense into this guy. I just don't get why any adult would want to be a baby. Adulthood is pretty awesome, you can drink booze, stay up late and watch HBO. That makes the crappy stuff like paying bills worth it. This guy needs help, not a freaken adult high chair!!

3. Luke Perry's freaken random!

Luke Perry poses (randomly) for pictures at DragonCon - you can see 21 Best Portraits here. I highly suggest you download the gif that's available.

Source: BuzzFeed

4. Randomness at sea.

Holy Sperm Whale!! A British marine biologist snapped some pics of sperm whale off Dominica in the Caribbean. Pretty random and freaken awesome.

Source: Daily Mail

5. Randomly cute.

Locks of Love haircut

2011-05-03T18:31:00.000-05:00

Hair donation success! Locks of Love haircut.