Car Clash

Brown. Ferrari. No!

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 10:29:00 +0000

Clearly this is unacceptable.

Source: Motor1

Stare into the crystal bull.

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 15:17:00 +0000

Crystals. Utterly lacking class. Previous Merc example here.

Source: Motor 1

Lamborghini Eughrus

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 20 Aug 2018 17:27:00 +0000

Chrome wrapping should be illegal. Via Motor1

Merc Berk

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Tue, 30 Jan 2018 12:46:00 +0000

Spotted in the wild near Deptford in London. Nothing quite says "cock" like a gold wrap.

Poo-gatti

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Thu, 25 Jan 2018 09:30:00 +0000

Brown.

Also worth noting the camo ferrari at about 1min 40s. What is wrong with people?

Pinksnake

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 11:37:00 +0000

Hissss. Boo.

Snake-charmed from motor1.

Ugly in pink

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Wed, 26 Jul 2017 16:10:00 +0000

I can't imagine why this didn't sell.Via Motor1

Oh glow away.

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Wed, 26 Jul 2017 16:08:00 +0000

This is a classic case of the old "just because you could doesn't mean you should". Via Motor1.com

Gold Digger

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 12 Jun 2017 17:19:00 +0000

Sit down Kanye, this is offensive wrapping.

Thanks Motor1

Goldblinger

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Thu, 11 May 2017 13:30:00 +0000

Nice.

Less nice.

Not nice at all.

Thank you Motor1.com

Two-tone Rolls

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Thu, 04 May 2017 14:53:00 +0000

Another from Agent Walker over in Dubai. Whilst not the worst offender, it is clearly not right.

Bulls and Goats don't mix

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Wed, 27 Jul 2016 08:39:00 +0000

Seriously!

via HuffPo

High Roller

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Wed, 27 Jul 2016 08:39:00 +0000

What a stunner of a spot from Agent Walker in Dubai. And also one of my favourite headline puns, making myself smirk in a slightly too smug manner. Behold the monster truck Rolls Royce.

Velvet (I wish this car was) Underground

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 15:57:00 +0000

I came across this delight of velvet clad Mercedes thanks to the sharp-eyed @StellaMallinson tweeting to the ever amusing @shitlondon. Readers of this blog will have seen velvet clad Mercs before, but not in the wild. An excellently revolting addition to the blog. I hope it rains on them. And a giant bird who's just eaten something dodgy flies over head.

Boa Mamba Water Moccasin 3.

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Wed, 06 Apr 2016 16:40:00 +0000

It's hard to believe this is BMW's first appearance on this prestigious blog. Surely I must have missed a label. Anyway, spotted this serpentine monstrosity near the office this morning. Thanks for nothing NFS Customs.

Leopard Lambo

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Tue, 09 Jun 2015 12:51:00 +0000

Agent Walker has been on the prowl in darkest Dubai. This time he's spotted some big cat obscenities.

A pink muscle

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 09:16:00 +0000

This just in from Agent Walker. Admittedly not exactly a lovely car to start with. But really.

Hint of pink

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Tue, 17 Mar 2015 14:49:00 +0000

In wonder what the Chinese is for "that looks ridiculous"?

Sourced from World Car Fans

Orange is the new green

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 09:28:00 +0000

Another monstrosity spotted in Dubai by Agent Walker. This looks ugly in the photo, but I'm told looks worse in the metal.

Let's be clear. Aston Martins can be green or silvery grey; black at a push. They should never be Orange.

Holden Awfulled

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 18:07:00 +0000

I guess that headline pun didn't really work. Oh well. Another thing of weirdness from Dubai.

Ferrari Shark

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Fri, 09 Jan 2015 09:15:00 +0000

I love the headline on this WorldCarFans article. "Ferrari 458 Spider Golden Shark by Office-K redefines tackiness". Nothing further needs to be said.

Off-road Bentley

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 11:40:00 +0000

Another submission from Dubai. Thank you Agent Walker.

This qualifies on two fronts.

It is a horrible colour.
The driver has beached it.

Groan.

Ghastly Ghost

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 13:31:00 +0000

Spotted by World Car Fans in an underground Dubai parking lot.

Pay attention Agent Walker, you're slipping; starting to miss things.

160 mph Ambulance

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 01 Dec 2014 11:12:00 +0000

Dubai not only has a very expensive line-up of police cars, but they've got some pretty impressive ambulances too. This submission from Agent A seems nearly a legitimate modification... But wouldn't something with a bit more luggage space be more practical e.g. Cayenne Turbo?

Lotus Evora in the foreground. Mustang at the back? Can't quite see the one in the middle.

Lambo Mule

noreply@blogger.com (James) — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 11:44:00 +0000

This shameful abuse was found in this tweet. If you had enough money for a Lambo, surely you've got enough to put those bags in a taxi or rent a man in a van!