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Looks Like a Mushroom

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Did you like the food in Marty Supreme, Black Rabbit, and Dexter: Resurrection? Great, because you have our guest, Tamara Reynolds, to thank for that.

Get her book, Forking Fantastic/How to Throw a Dinner Party Without Having a Nervous Breakdown

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Suggested Lettuce

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 09:00:00 GMT

We’re joined by Emmy-winning writer, podcaster, and documentarian Deb Freeman to talk Finding Edna Lewis, food legacy, and why some stories deserve better lighting and bigger stages.

Topics: airport salad crimes, influencer sightings, bad pork decisions, and the emotional importance of an amaryllis.

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Toilet Gym

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Nathan Thornburgh joins us to talk about the new Roads & Kingdoms print magazine.

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Long Live Pulque!

Laurie's article on Flaming Hydra.

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Lucky Harms

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Top 5 topics:

When your body gives up on Lucky Charms

Just double the seasoning

Florida life and Gainesville essay

Eddie Huang & The Places Review

Zuni Café chicken and bread salad

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Uta Hagen in the Summer

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 17:26:39 GMT

Andy Corren is the author of Dirtbag Queen: A Memoir of My Mother. Buy it from Bookshop.org.

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Show Us the Labubu

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 07:00:00 GMT

The one and only Helen Cho joins us to talk unboxing and Labubu.

She said you can watch this one and this one and this one.

This episode was edited by Alex Scott and brought to you by our Patreon friends (thank you).

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Living in the Post-Knowledge of Two Girls One Cup

Tue, 27 May 2025 21:36:20 GMT

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Episode Topics Covered:

Laurie’s book tour adventures and bookstore visits
New Jersey loving/hating, jughandles, and gastrointestinal vengeance
Vomiting into a gift bag in a car
"Two Girls One Cup" regret (we will not link this, thanks) and generational Google trauma
Toilet innovation: the slap chop for your ass
Serious Eats halal cart chicken and rice
Praise for Kelly Fields' biscuits
Instagram memes and unsolicited DM boundaries
Discussion of Careless People and Facebook’s internal dysfunction
Very Important People improv show recommendation
White Lotus commentary and Mike White history
Loaded nachos and the curse of second helpings (recipe is nachos, but like, loaded)
Final shoutout to Lisa Donovan’s coconut cake recipe

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A Slob Knob for Laurie

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:00:00 GMT

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Death Cult

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 00:57:39 GMT

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You May Not Make A Deposit

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 14:26:29 GMT

It's just Laurie, Chris, a sterile cup, and a bottle of AriZona Iced Tea.

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Vegan Thruple

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 13:01:52 GMT

Caroline Choe joins us to talk about her new book, Banchan: 60 Korean American Recipes for Delicious, Shareable Sides.

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Sneetches Get Steetches

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 15:45:35 GMT

Youngmi Mayer is a standup comedian and host of the podcast Hairy Butthole.

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F*CKBOY ECONOMY

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 13:22:37 GMT

Ivy Knight joins us to talk about her AGENT KNIGHT Instagram video series:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_c_R7zxomz/

Follow her at ivyporkchopknight and Allez Céline.

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We Don't Run Out of Biscuits

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 07:10:25 GMT

Amethyst Ganaway's website.

Her IG

Her cookbook announcement, From the Roota to the Toota

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Floor Omelet

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 07:01:24 GMT

Ben Harrison, friend to all, joins us to talk floor omelets.

Listen to his podcasts, The Greatest Generation and Greatest Trek, on the MaxFun network.

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Wet Sandwich

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Be thankful for Deb's Smitten Kitchen.

Listen to The Recipe with Kenji and Deb.

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Unrealized Souls

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 07:00:18 GMT

Please buy Khushbu's book!

Watch Batdance!

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Four Eyebrows

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Eric Kim is our guest. Laurie had a dream. Chris had antibiotics.

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The New Jersey of Canada

Mon, 20 May 2024 07:00:40 GMT

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We wanted to include My Vag in this episode, so listen to it at your convenience.

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Smooth and Happy

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 16:44:48 GMT

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Crank the Yank

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 07:00:03 GMT

Eli Sussman joins us to talk about his new restaurant, Gertrude's, the best and worst things we ate, dirty linens in the basement, and yanking cranks.

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In My Next Life. (As a Seagull.)

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 05:01:00 GMT

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Milky

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 01:02:49 GMT

WE ARE BACK. AND GUESTS ARE BACK.

Monique Henry, the Eatinist Bitch, is our guest.

Topics: Whipped cream, Lactaid, Slutty Daddy God, free Bibles, intestinal issues, the worst things and best things we ate.

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Euthanasia Rub & Tug Café

Mon, 08 May 2023 00:49:05 GMT

We watched Soylent Green. It's people. Charlton Heston, Leigh Taylor-Young, and Edward G. Robinson in his final film role.

For our next episode, we are watching Triangle of Sadness unless we change our minds.

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The Menu: Girthiest Hollywood Hogs

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 08:00:16 GMT

We watched The Menu.

Next movie is Soylent Green.

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Like a Hotdog Served Off Ranger Rick's Bottom

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 00:08:11 GMT

We watched the movie, Burnt, and it nearly broke us.

If you don't know Ranger Rick, he'd like to get to know you.

After the recording, we realized we didn't want to watch Sausage Party (ever), so we're watching The Menu next.

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Scrub Daddy with Seven-Layer Dip on Top

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 05:01:00 GMT

We review Ratatouille. Laurie goes international. Chris talks toilets.

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It's a Me, Mumblecore

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We watched Big Night. It’s a FOOD movie. Like a BIG FOOD movie. Have you made the entire Big Night menu? Oh okay cool GROW UP WE ARE ADULTS. Ohhhh, TIMPANO, It’s a DRUM. What is wrong with you? The world is burning, just make some pasta or whatever and get on with life. Also, we sing a song to Tucci’s penis.

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Sitz Down, Julia

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 09:00:00 GMT

We all reaching our breaking point. Sometimes we discover a sitz bath.Sometimes we go to another country and write about sourdough. This is how life goes, and we go on, don’t we?

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Pittsburgh Potty

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We are back reviewing Julia Child’s The French Chef: season 1, episode 4 (The French Omelette) and 5 (Scallops). Both aired in February 1963. Laurie discusses the basement toilet in her parents’ home, and Chris celebrates his Sonic the Hedgehog 2 cookbook.

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Keep Trussing That Chicken

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 19:49:17 GMT

Julia Child's The French Chef, Season 1 Episode 3

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Chicken Assassin

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Julia is back!

We review season 1, episode 2 of The French Chef, with Julia making French onion soup. We’re also joined by directors Julie Cohen and Betsy West to discuss their latest documentary, Julia.

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Viral Vegan Penis

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Naz Riahi, writer and director, joins us to talk about the Beyond Sausage that greeted her when she visited her local Wegman’s and how it went viral.

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Take Your Power Back

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 10:56:34 GMT

It’s time for Joyce Chen Cooks!

It’s episode one of the series, Egg Foo Yung.

Watch the episode here.

Read more about Joyce Chen here and here and look at her stamp!

Laurie wants you to know the pesticide she used on her son's head lice was Malthion.

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With Giblets!

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:53:54 GMT

Episode 3 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef.

We watch and discuss season 10, episode 12: Two-Dollar Banquet.

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Tongue Spatula

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 04:01:00 GMT

Episode 2 of 3 watching Julia Child’s The French Chef. We watch and discuss season 5, episode 3: Queen of Sheba Cake.

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We Have To Assume That Julia Child Doesn't Have Trenchmouth

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 08:00:00 GMT

We’re back, and we brought Julia Child with us.

We’re watching three episodes across the ten seasons of Julia's first show, The French Chef. First up is Season 1, Episode 1: Beouf Bourguignon.

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Sad Resigned Little Hotdog in a Can of Water

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Tasting Brach’s Turkey Dinner candy corn.

Read all about this new candy corn.

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'Gina Swoop

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 04:00:00 GMT

We’re back along with Laurie’s air conditioner.

Recommendation: Lisa Donovan’s memoir, Our Lady of Perpetual Hunger.

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I Have Filled This Toilet with Shredded Carrots

Thu, 28 May 2020 04:01:00 GMT

It’s Laurie and Chris with their dreams.

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Full Body Frown with Joseph Hernandez

Thu, 14 May 2020 04:00:00 GMT

Our lives are changed forever by Joseph’s hedgehog.

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Thick White Parts

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 04:00:00 GMT

Laurie and Chris.

Living their best whatevers in quarantine.

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Crossover with Jessica Delisle and Alicia Tobin

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 01:26:45 GMT

The co-(g)hosts of the best podcast ever, RETAIL NIGHTMARES, are here! Alicia and Jessica join us through an intricate web of Zoom, phone, and tin cans to help make our dreams come true. Plus, we have the podcast world premiere of BONGO DANCE by Auto Syndicate (Jay Arner and Jessica Delisle!)

Listen to RETAIL NIGHTMARES.

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Listen and support Jessica’s band, ENERGY SLIME.

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The Oven of Life

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 04:00:00 GMT

It’s Laurie and Chris.

It’s the halting whisper of The Daily. Upstate New York. IGA. Super Valu vs. Super Value vs. Supr Value. The home of ham salad. An unknown self-quarantine. The murder basement. The NYT. Otterstan. Tiger King. Happy birthday, Laurie!

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Grimace's Butthole

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 04:00:00 GMT

It’s Laurie and Chris, homebound.

Please forgive the audio quality. We’re using USB mics. We’re alive and mostly well for now.

Alternate titles:

GO FOCACCIA YOURSELF

LUNAR FOOTWEAR

GALLOPING LESSONS

I'M COOKING FOOD

REAL-TIME GARBANZO FINDER

CHICKPEA AVAILABILITY INDEX

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT

WHAT ABOUT PROM BLAINE?

THE HOTDOG IS A GAPER

A HOTDOG DOWN A HOTDOG'S HALLWAY

CHICKPEA PERSONAL MASSAGER

A GAME OF DODGEBALL FOR MY JUNK

BE KIND, DO GOOD, EAT ASS

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Cokers and Poppy

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 05:00:00 GMT

It’s a mini-episode!

It’s just Laurie and Chris, and that is a blessing to you and your life. Recorded before Christmas, this content is TIMELESS.

Topics: Billy, chicken pox, clown mouth, Hustler magazines, and dog pregnancies. All this and what our favo(u)rite Food Network stars do on Jesus’ birthday.

Sponsored by:

Warby Parker

Barkbox

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Like a Hotdog in a Hallway with Farideh Sadeghin

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 05:01:00 GMT

Farideh is back with a brand-new cookbook! And it’s the very first episode of #CakeOnes.

Buy the new cookbook from Farideh and the editors of MUNCHIES. It’s called MUNCHIES Guide to Dinner: How to Feed Yourself and Your Friends!

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Don't Die from the Vape

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 19:10:21 GMT

It's a mini-episode with Laurie and Chris (and a sexy robot voice).

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Butt Detective with Elazar Sontag

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 05:01:00 GMT

Elazar Sontag is our guest!

Topics: No further questions. A halitosis notification service. Julia and Grace. Peppers. Flavors of Oakland. How not to be an a-hole. Serious Eats. Crust Magazine. Paper Candy Gifts. Butt Detective.

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Coupons Will Kill You

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 04:01:00 GMT

It’s Laurie and Chris, with a little Cliss.

Topics: JT made HI-CHEW beer and sent chocolate and fig preserves! Chris’ nightstand. Mai sent us paper food! The fish market. Going to the hospital. Dogs and bikes. Mrs. Clark, Chris’ first grade teacher. Hives. Do not blink. A socka fulla blood. A coupon. Saba Jam! A high amount of soft. Do you ever find yourself mad? Summer vegetables. Rold Gold is not Red Gold. The tomato fields of Indiana. A mailed potato. David has a pet named Walter. From behind. Keep your dog on a leash. Hank is puppo of the week. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Friendship. Personal Pan Rice Krispie Treats. Doughboys can’t be bought. No penetration of the Cracklin’ Oat Bran. Farley Elliott.

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Performative Radish Rapture

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 01:05:19 GMT

It’s Laurie and Chris (no Cliss).

Topics: Strong Mustard Content. A Rice Krispie Treat is a gift. Texts from family members. No Further Questions. None Pizza Left Beef. Jeremy Renner. Other people’s shoes. Dump and stir. Lemon Bullshit Cake recipe. Friends of the podcast. My love and your ignorance. What Was This Food Network Episode All About? Walgreens cookout.

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Natural Release

Thu, 18 Jul 2019 01:39:23 GMT

It’s just Laurie and Chris this week. Topics: Robot voice. Writing. Cliss’ brother. Beyond Goatse. Gilbert. A finger. Cat steam. Straws. Rat piss. Lots of Likes, Miami edition. JCP. Black and white cookies. Mashups. Todd Bridges. Patty Lupone. A Full Dinty house.

We recorded remotely (using a podcasting service we will never use again), and the sound quality isn’t great. We promise future remote eps will have better sound quality.

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No Further Questions with The Lee Bros

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 17:22:06 GMT

The fantastic Matt and Ted Lee are here to talk about their new book, Hotbox.

Topics: Ball of goo. Bucket of kimchi. Alison Roman. These are things that happened. They’re real big. No further questions. Chef cruise. @Crust Magazine @anannadroid @hooleil @john_birdsall @korshawilson. Summer camp storytelling challenge. Laurie’s mom. Fiddlehead ferns. @restofesto @ruckerfoad (JT). The Summit Y. Roasted vegetables. Matt and Ted Lee. I will find you.

Assignment: Call in your worst summer camp experiences to the Carbface Voicemail Hotline (+1.646.397.3357) or email them to carbfacepod@gmail.com.

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Catheter Pants with Maggie Hoffman

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 04:01:00 GMT

Maggie Hoffman, the original “Hello, Listener” is here with her new book, BATCH COCKTAILS!

Topics: Sugar. Lunch but it’s breakfast. Train eating. Totes. Retail Nightmares with Alicia and Jessica. Remix. Pants on the inside. She’s got a deep voice, too. Connie Britton is a treasure. Esoteric HI-CHEW. Burger Rings. Weed City. Sloughed off flesh. Truffles in your underpants. A very brief statement on Peep’s. My favorite book of the Bible. It’s Hello, Listener! Julia Bainbridge’s podcast, The Lonely Hour.

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Urinal Strike with Priya Krishna

Thu, 23 May 2019 15:14:44 GMT

Priya Krishna is here to talk about her new cookbook, Indian-ish!

Topics: Amy Grant. Baby, Baby. Keith Thomas. Friends. Chris Judson. Amy Jahnke. Growers. Show-ers. Choads/chodes. Sari Kamin! June 15-16, Urinal Strike!

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Kai Horn with Yasmin Khan

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 00:45:32 GMT

Yasmin Khan is here with her beautiful new book, Zaitoun: Recipes and Stories from the Palestinian Kitchen

Topics: Happy Cherry. The Greatest City in the World. Malfunctions. Introductions. Kai Ryssdal. Air horn. Durian. All the podcasts. Retail Nightmares is the best podcast. Happy birthday, Laurie. I would not bake for you. The sex lives of public radio hosts. Legacies. KRF. Terry Gross. Ari Shapiro. Nina Totenberg. Don’t look in my eyes. London. France. I see a dead chicken’s head. Mega Fauna. Speedways. OMG so much candy and seasoning and mustard from Marisa Miller! What’s the worst thing you ate? The Heavenly Bed. Boner pie. I’ll bake for you. Just facts.

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Cherry Chip with Romilly and Griffin Newman

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 17:23:39 GMT

Sister and brother, Romilly and Griffin Newman, are our guests!

Romilly (recovering teen chef) and Griffin (star of Amazon’s The Tick and co-host of the Blank Check podcast) join us to talk food, Chopped, and bodily ailments.

Topics: Murder. JT. Owen. As a mom. Naps. Cancer, a Love Story, by Christen Clifford. Pen15. Cats. Piss Kiss. Travels. Nigella. A little eye. How to Shop. Retail Nightmares. Big ol’ bucket. Cake. Spice nerds. Fergus Henderson. Candy is a gateway to Jesus. Grape Mentos.

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Protect the Eyes with BraveTart, Stella Parks

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 00:20:12 GMT

Stella Parks/BraveTart is here, and she brought cake!

Topics: The big headphones. 3D. LSD. Take half. Meetings. Speaking. Hello, listener. Always something to learn. Creating spaces. Everyone gets arrested. Navigating parties. Lemonade party. A list. Full Dinty, again. She’s ok. A hamster. Alaska. A wide-legged jean. Both eyes. Choose your choice. Greyhound. Flavorful Origins. PorknWhiskey. Wilford Brimley. Oatmeal. Will Scarlett.

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Food Shoes with Grace Bonney

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 12:07:33 GMT

Grace Bonney, founder of Design*Sponge + @goodcompanyzine and author of In The Company of Women, is our amazing guest, talking about the realities of publishing and so much more.

Topics: Lin-Manuel Miranda. Dear Evan Hansen. Cool story, bro is not the name of this episode. Avocado toast shoes. Jesus buns. Food shoes. Wide feet. Full Dinty. Herp Mouth. Shoes for Cliss. Busy Tonight. Caissie St. Onge. Heels on the couch. It’s a pump. Straight in the eyes. Dragonfruit. Panic in the Kmart. Exotic candy. Child of a pirate. Take down your birthday. As a mom is back. Abandoned shopping malls. Grace Bonney!

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Full Dinty with Dennis Lee, Fart Sandwich

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 01:17:23 GMT

Dennis Lee (a.k.a., Fart Sandwich; a.k.a., Dickhole Dannis) is our beautiful guest!

Topics: It came back. Therapy podcasts. Jade eggs. Feeling fresh. Before care. Beards. Grain bowls. Gifts. Six inches. Dinty. Plushies. Carbface apparel. Cake Ones. Cosplay. Real sex. Top five gifs. Bonito flakes. Ponies. Teeth. HalalSnackbox.com. Dirty John. Dennis Lee. Fart Sandwich. Dickhole Dannis. Toaster oven pop tarts.

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Tender Demon Meat with Kat Kinsman

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 13:04:05 GMT

Our intern and Senior Editor at Food & Wine, Kat Kinsman is here!

Topics: AJ Space Boy. Nando’s. Shout out to the Shetland Islands. All the Woolevers. Farming in Queens. Hot dog stand. Move the hole. Hot Ones. Chris Schonberger. Kat!

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I Like Meat with Mitchell Davis of the James Beard Foundation

Wed, 09 Jan 2019 04:05:45 GMT

Mitchell Davis, Chief Strategy Officer of the James Beard Foundation, is our guest.

He brought snacks!

Alternate Episode Titles:
A Single Shrimp in My Purse
I Don't Like Music
James Beard Cosplay
Pickles, Honesty, Husband
Thank You For Not Blocking Me
Everything is Edible (If You Have Enough Teeth)

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Minisode: To Make and Consume Food Is a Human Function of Staying Alive

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 13:42:36 GMT

It’s a minisode, and we’re all trying to pretend we’re not gonna die!

Topics: Are you sick? I found $15 in my backpack. Premium salads. Minimum MFAs. Romaine; e. coli. Watery chicken. Everyone' a monster. Merry Christmas and happy Easter.

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Sour S'ghetti with Samin Nosrat

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 18:20:14 GMT

Fresh from Netflix, we have Samin Nosrat!

Topics: Yogurt/yog-hurt. Lamb shoulder. Deal breakers. Beard awards. Religion. Cliss. Poppers expert. Dinner parties. Dim sum. Food Town. Autumn mix. Christmas trees. Coffee. Samin!

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Pocket Chicken Chew with HI-CHEW

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 02:22:23 GMT

Some wonderful, magical people from HI-CHEW are our guests!

We are joined by Kayleigh Westerfield, HI-CHEW Brand Marketing Manager, and Jennifer Moling, HI-CHEW Product Marketing Manager.

Topics: Hello. Samin Nosrat. Be our intern. Sitcom resurrection. Save $60. What’s on the list? Elbow macaroni. December 1. As a mom. Lin-Manuel Miranda is great in everything. Loosies. Dentists. Ina. Fancy people’s cereal. Boulder, Colorado. Artistic sweaters. I didn’t know until after we were married. Handwritten notes. Help me. Out of meat. The Cajuns of Colorado. Terre Haute. Essays. Memories. HI-CHEW!

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Minisode: The Election of Lin-Manuel Miranda

Wed, 07 Nov 2018 12:33:42 GMT

Our special "Election Aftermath" episode.

Topics: A sweaty November. Voting. Pod Save America. Lin-Manuel. Puttin’ on the Hits. Proud Mary. Mean Girls. A Star Is Born. Ping pong.

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Nip-L-Nik with Adam Reiner

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 01:04:39 GMT

Topics: An abundance. Constructive and complimentary. Cliss. Poppers culture. A septum. Marching bands. I thought you’d love these. Top 3 Life Advice Recommendations. Candy! Blue Raspberry. WARNING: the sound of Pop Rocks. Necco Wafers. Jellicle Cats.

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Tiny Victories with Julia Turshen

Thu, 11 Oct 2018 02:46:11 GMT

Julia Turshen is our guest, and she has a wonderful new book, Now & Again.

Topics: Killing vegetables. Mellowcremes, again. Big moods. Other people’s pets as proxies for verbally expressing emotion. BUY JULIA’S BOOK IT IS VERY GOOD THANK YOU.

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Bucket Salad with Khushbu Shah

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 21:58:18 GMT

Khushbu Shah, the senior food editor at Thrillist, is our guest.

Topics: Gifts. Lashing out. Mellowcreme. Modernist Cuisine. Doing candy corn. The Emmys. Sports are fun. As a mom. Alexander Hamilton. Bowling with Lin-Manuel. Ben Ahr Harrison. Jesse Thorn. Children. Cockfighting.

Read: How Ferrero Rocher Became a Status Symbol for Immigrant Families by Liana Aghajanian

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A Thing in a Thing with Farideh Sadeghin

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 02:32:29 GMT

Farideh Sadeghin, the culinary director of Munchies, is our guest.

Farideh played a big part in Munchies' new cookbook, Bong Appétit: Mastering the Art of Cooking with Weed.

Topics: First grade teachers. A sock full of blood. What's in the box? Zatarain's. Paris. Pomodoro technique. Drake's Cakes. The Flop House. Put a thing in a thing. Terrible people.

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A Positive Attitude with Nik Sharma

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 12:55:02 GMT

Nik Sharma is our guest, and he has a beautiful new book.

Topics:
Retail Nightmares cheerleading squad. Mango Hi-Chews. A grating personality. The quiet car. New projects. Our guest, Nik Sharma. John Birdsall. Order Nik’s book, Season: Big Flavors, Beautiful Food.

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Open Pit with Preeti Mistry

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 22:41:48 GMT

Preeti Mistry is our guest, and we are in love with her.

Topics: Jennifer Marmor. Judge John Hodgman. Kim's Brother. Cocaine. As a Mom. Just get me to the beach. Top 5 Things to Eat on the Beach (again). Bacon jam.

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Ambient Fat with Doug Quint of Big Gay Ice Cream

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 00:22:54 GMT

Doug Quint of Big Gay Ice Cream joins us, and we've never been happier.

Topics: AJ, Space Boy. Retail Nightmares. Finnish discounts. Cheese. Saxophones. Ham Salad. Generous with the Chicken. A lot of appetizers. Andrew Zimmern. Meat, meat, meat. Illinois. Velcro mittens. Phone throwing. Bryan Petroff. Big Gay Ice Cream Cookbook. Pints. Crying in the ice cream aisle. Tuna sandwiches. Astronauts. Lactaid. Kat Kinsman. Petting unicorns. Pie crust integrity. Thin coating of fat. Propofol. My time. Burritos. Michael Solomonov. Lamb fat. Regan Stephens. Traci Lords. Edie and The Eggs. David Harbour. Tape worms. Monkey. Laurie tries Hi-Chews for the first time. If you hear me sneeze.

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Didgeridoo: You can hear AJ, Space Boy on Episode 153 of Retail Nightmares (listen to the whole episode, but AJ comes in around the 51-minute mark).

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Three Days Later, Dealing with Anthony Bourdain's Death

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 22:56:07 GMT

Laurie and Chris discuss the death of Laurie's boss and collaborator and this podcast's executive producer, Anthony Bourdain.

This episode discusses suicide and death and deals with loss in a humorous way. If you’re not in an emotionally stable place to listen, please do not.

Recorded three days after his death, there's no music and no guest. Just two people eating a lot of Hi-Chews and trying very hard to find a reason to laugh.

Read Helen Rosner’s essay about Bourdain (The New Yorker).

How to get help: In the US, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255. The International Association for Suicide Prevention and Befrienders Worldwide also provide contact information for crisis centers around the world.

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Rubber Clown with Gaby Dalkin & Anthony Bourdain

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 13:22:10 GMT

Gaby Dalkin of What's Gaby Cooking talks about her new cookbook and the warm nut incident; Anthony Bourdain answers "what you smell like?"

Topics: Thank you for being who you are. Yogurt/yoghurt. Clowns. Uffizi. Matt Armendariz. Adam Pearson.

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A Trowel for Mom with Anthony Bourdain

Fri, 25 May 2018 12:45:58 GMT

Coffee. Yogurt. As a Mom. Anthony Bourdain discusses Harvey Weinstein and Mario Batali.

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Maximum Effort, Smallest Possible Return with Brooks Headley & Anthony Bourdain

Fri, 18 May 2018 01:14:05 GMT

Brooks Headley joins us and tells us all about his new Superiority Burger Cookbook! Anthony Bourdain tells us where he would bury Chris’ body.

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Topics: Twelve-Hour Sudafed. The Interesting People Party. The Special People's Club. Shrimp on a white carpet. Monologues. Loverboy. Crosnes. Veggie Burgers are awesome. Silliness is our theme. Choke me out.

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Mayonnaise Sandwich with Joe Yonan & Anthony Bourdain

Tue, 08 May 2018 10:31:34 GMT

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Topics: Deadlines. Bitcoin. James Beard Awards. BMs. Chef cosplay. Sexy aprons. Brunch. Things in your beard. IACP. WaPo Food. Voraciously. Snacks. Jelly beans. Ginger. Lotsa likes. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain.

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Ask Me About Me with Korsha Wilson & Anthony Bourdain

Tue, 01 May 2018 10:47:21 GMT

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Topics: Late arrivals. Flower beds. Motorcycles of the 1970s. As a Mom. Korsha Wilson. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain.

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Orson Brando with Amanda Cohen & Anthony Bourdain

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 14:01:13 GMT

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Topics: Jesus Christ, Superstar. Easter candy. Orson Welles's mistaken film career. The NYT Food section. Amanda Cohen of Dirt Candy. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain.

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Dance Belt & A Tube Of Chapstick with Helen Rosner & Anthony Bourdain

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 00:29:53 GMT

Topics: Blintzes. Mustard. Dairy Queen Blizzards. Friendships. Matthew McConaughey. A double order of shrimp. And Unfuck My Life, Anthony Bourdain.

Hosts: Laurie Woolever and Chris Thornton

Guests: Anthony Bourdain, our executive producer, and Helen Rosner, food correspondent for The New Yorker.

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Anthony Bourdain and Jen Agg

Fri, 16 Feb 2018 20:40:08 GMT

Our executive producer (and Laurie's boss) Anthony Bourdain stops by so Chris can demand an apology for getting attacked by monkeys.

Later, Jen Agg talks about owning The Black Hoof, Grey Gardens, Rhum Corner, and Cocktail Bar in Toronto and Agrikol in Montreal, and her book, I Hear She's a Real Bitch, along with d*ck pics, vegan buttholes and ketchup chips.

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Preview Episode

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 23:28:11 GMT

Laurie and Chris discuss Halloween candy and pig bladders.

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