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<channel><title><![CDATA[CARI SILVERWOOD ROMANCE AUTHOR - Keyboard Fandango - blog]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog]]></link><description><![CDATA[Keyboard Fandango - blog]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2026 19:04:20 -0700</pubDate><generator>Weebly</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Love, Death & Frankenstein preorder]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/love-death-frankenstein-preorder]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/love-death-frankenstein-preorder#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2025 01:34:36 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/love-death-frankenstein-preorder</guid><description><![CDATA[       US AMAZON BUYLINKUBL to ALL the AMAZONSThe paperback has already released&#8203;A tale of star-crossed lovers bridging worlds, space, and FrankensteinHailey was my high-school crush, and I never gave up on us though we went our separate ways.&#8203;Bleeding out in a chopper downed in battle, I spend my last moments thinking of the night I shipped out when I kissed her, reddened her cute ass, and spread her under me.I should have married her&hellip;Tick, tock&hellip;Tick.I wake to find I&r [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;text-align:center"> <a href='https://mybook.to/lovedeathfrankenstein' target='_blank'> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/published/final-2-black-love-death-and-frankenstein-1000x.jpg?1766712925" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph"><em style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5JVLDWS" target="_blank">US AMAZON BUYLINK</a><br /><a href="https://mybook.to/lovedeathfrankenstein" target="_blank">UBL to ALL the AMAZONS</a><br />The paperback has already released<br />&#8203;<br /></strong></em><strong style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><em>A tale of star-crossed lovers bridging worlds, space, and Frankenstein</em></strong><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Hailey was my high-school crush, and I never gave up on us though we went our separate ways.</span><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">&#8203;</span><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Bleeding out in a chopper downed in battle, I spend my last moments thinking of the night I shipped out when I kissed her, reddened her cute ass, and spread her under me.</span><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">I should have married her&hellip;</span><br /><strong style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><em>Tick, tock&hellip;Tick.</em></strong><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">I wake to find I&rsquo;m a monster in a stitched-together body and I cannot remember who I am, or who I once was.</span><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">When I climb the balcony of a house, I find a woman called Hailey grieving over the death of her father. I think I know her, and her father died months ago, yet he&rsquo;s the man I was sent to murder.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Memories spin and click into place. This is my Hailey.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Somehow, I&rsquo;ve slipped between worlds and zigzagged past my own death.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Whatever alternate timeline this is, I will not lose her again. I carry her out of the rain and undress her, pressing kisses on her, everywhere, until she begs for more of my rough handling.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Nothing will keep me from claiming her.</span><br /><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Not even the demons whispering in my head.</span><br /><br /><em><span style="color:rgb(15, 17, 17); font-weight:700 !important">This is a spicy, dark romance where a frankenstein monster slowly awakens to his true self.</span></em><br /><br /><em><span style="color:rgb(15, 17, 17); font-weight:700 !important">Tropes:</span></em><ul style="color:rgb(15, 17, 17)"><li><span><span>A morally gray, alpha-male hero</span></span></li><li><span><span>A badass heroine</span></span></li><li><span><span>Touch her and die</span></span></li><li><span><span>Protector</span></span></li><li><span><span>Broken memory</span></span></li><li><span><span>CNC</span></span></li><li><span><span>Parallel worlds</span></span></li><li><span><span>Second chance love</span></span></li></ul><br /><span style="color:rgb(15, 17, 17)">Does not contain frankenbabies though the villain cruelly toys with the concept.</span><br /><em><span style="color:rgb(15, 17, 17); font-weight:700 !important">Readers are advised to read the TWs inside. No cliffhanger. HEA guaranteed.</span><br /><br />Although I wrote this story hoping to expand this into a series centered around the town of Revenant, I'm no longer plainng to do this. It seems too off the beaten track for most readers. I might change my mind but I'm now writing a new series based on fairy tales like Rapunzel. I may set those in modernm times also.</em></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Deadly Maiden paperback is out]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-deadly-maiden-paperback-is-out]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-deadly-maiden-paperback-is-out#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2024 00:40:15 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-deadly-maiden-paperback-is-out</guid><description><![CDATA[       On my very normal twentieth birthday, the king&rsquo;s enforcers try to arrest me for necromancy.One of them helps me escape then collapses at my feet, badly wounded and beautifully naked, but unable to shift. This mountain of a fae is an immortal dragonshifter, and he&rsquo;s vowed to kill me if I turn evil.Are the darkthings that whisper to me from the shadows evil?Was my attempted healing that? While he was unconscious, I tried something to help him.&nbsp; I changed something &hellip;  [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;text-align:center"> <a href='https://mybook.to/DeadlyMaiden' target='_blank'> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/deadly-maiden-open-book_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph"><strong>On my very normal twentieth birthday, the king&rsquo;s enforcers try to arrest me for necromancy.</strong><br /><br />One of them helps me escape then collapses at my feet, badly wounded and beautifully naked, but unable to shift. This mountain of a fae is an immortal dragonshifter, and he&rsquo;s vowed to kill me if I turn evil.<br /><br /><em>Are the darkthings that whisper to me from the shadows evil?</em><br />Was my attempted healing that? While he was unconscious, I tried <em>something</em> to help him.&nbsp; I changed something &hellip; inside him.<br /><br />Despite the vow and his arrogance, one reckless kiss pulls me into his embrace.<br /><br />The kingdom is in turmoil, and our desires and growing fascination with each other teeter dangerously on the edge of the unknown.<br /><br />I can guess his secrets, but he doesn&rsquo;t know mine.<br /><br />When the king plays his cruelest card, only one option remains.<br /><strong>Learn necromancy or die.</strong><br /><br />A kickass, enemies-to-lovers romance between an innocent necromancer and a ruthless dragonshifter set in a complex and unique fantasy world.<br /><br /><strong><a href="https://mybook.to/DeadlyMaidenEbook" target="_blank">The eBook is HERE</a>&nbsp;and on Kindle Unlimited</strong><br /><strong><a href="https://mybook.to/DeadlyMaiden" target="_blank">Get the Paperback of Deadly Maiden</a></strong></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[KIller Bones, A CNC Fraternity Prequel, has released]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/killer-bones-a-cnc-fraternity-prequel-has-released]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/killer-bones-a-cnc-fraternity-prequel-has-released#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2024 01:17:27 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/killer-bones-a-cnc-fraternity-prequel-has-released</guid><description><![CDATA[       Killer Bones is a dark and nasty CNC Fraternity Prequel Romance, and Book ONE in the series.It is standalone and features no one from the following books, apart from a tiny cameo from one character - an Easter egg of sorts - that only one reviewer has spotted, so far. It has a HEA that some prefer to call a HFN, and is a very brutal story, with a serial killer theme, so I advise people to check the Book Content warnings that are on this site.(There are 2 endings. NOTE: Only the Killer Bon [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/killer-bones2-1200x-1800_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;"><br /><em><strong>Killer Bones</strong></em> <em>is a dark and nasty <strong>CNC Fraternity</strong> Prequel Romance, and Book ONE in the series.</em><br /><br />It is standalone and features no one from the following books, apart from a tiny cameo from one character - an Easter egg of sorts - that only one reviewer has spotted, so far. It has a HEA that some prefer to call a HFN, and is a very brutal story, with a serial killer theme, so I advise people to check the <a href="https://www.carisilverwood.net/book-content-warnings.html">Book Content warnings</a> that are on this site.<br /><br />(There are 2 endings. NOTE: Only the <em style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><strong>Killer Bones,</strong></em><span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">&nbsp;</span><em style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><strong>Evil Edition paperback</strong></em> contains both endings, due to this eBook going into Kindle Unlimited after June 21st.)<br /><br /><font size="5">***</font><br /><strong>My online rants targeted men dealing in the filthiest crimes.</strong><br />I thought I was untouchable.<br /><br />Until the day I&rsquo;m dragged before Montez Flores, my worst enemy, and he gives me to a scarred man.<br /><br />Instructed to degrade then kill me in front of Montez, his mistress, and a roomful of bodyguards, this Mister Smith takes me exactly how he wants to.<br /><br />He delays my death by promising he will do worse to me tomorrow.<br /><br />Then they lock me in with him at the bottom of a yacht.<br /><br />I&rsquo;m alive when I should already be dead. What does the scarred man want from me?<br /><br />My soul in exchange for my life?<br /><br /><a href="https://mybook.to/KillerBones" target="_blank">AMAZON Buylink</a><br /><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/213982064-killer-bones" target="_blank">On GOODREADS</a><br /><a href="https://mybook.to/KillerBonesEvilEd" target="_blank">The Evil Edition paperback on AMAZON</a></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/killer-bones-keep-or-kill_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/killer-bones-a-and-e-ed-3_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Cover for Their Cruel Love]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/new-cover-for-their-cruel-love]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/new-cover-for-their-cruel-love#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 05:19:47 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/new-cover-for-their-cruel-love</guid><description><![CDATA[This new cover for Their Cruel Love is to match the first two books set in the CNC Fraternity.&nbsp;Some seem unwilling to try a book in a series if the series appears 'incomplete.' For a day, I trialed publishing this as a standalone spin-off book, with the same setting as the others - which is exactly what it is. I then backflipped and placed it in the series again.&#8203;However, the plot does not continue on from the previous books and none of the characters are in previous books, except for [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph">This new cover for <strong><em>Their Cruel Love</em></strong> is to match the first two books set in the<em><strong> CNC Fraternity</strong></em>.&nbsp;<br /><br />Some seem unwilling to try a book in a series if the series appears 'incomplete.' For a day, I trialed publishing this as a standalone spin-off book, with the same setting as the others - which is exactly what it is. I then backflipped and placed it in the series again.<br /><br />&#8203;However, the plot does not continue on from the previous books and none of the characters are in previous books, except for Razor, who appears in one scene in <strong><em>His Talisman</em></strong>.</div>  <div style="text-align:center;"><div style="height: 10px; overflow: hidden;"></div> <a class="wsite-button wsite-button-large wsite-button-highlight" href="https://mybook.to/TheirCruelLove" target="_blank"> <span class="wsite-button-inner">IN KINDLE UNLIMITED</span> </a> <div style="height: 10px; overflow: hidden;"></div></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;text-align:center"> <a href='https://mybook.to/TheirCruelLove' target='_blank'> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/their-cruel-love-fin-x-2000_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Purple Hair Affair on Goodreads]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-purple-hair-affair-on-goodreads]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-purple-hair-affair-on-goodreads#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 04:09:22 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-purple-hair-affair-on-goodreads</guid><description><![CDATA[I wasn't going to add any more to this on social media. I stepped into the wrong review on Goodreads, thinking they wouldn't mind and stirred up some controversy and subsequent review bombing on my latest book. I was a mix of amused, amazed, and sometimes horrified by events. So bizarre to have a reddit thread about myself. Believe it or not, I am just a person, like you.However, when someone on my temporary street team asked me to address a rumor that I had bullied someone, I realised it would  [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph">I wasn't going to add any more to this on social media. I stepped into the wrong review on Goodreads, thinking they wouldn't mind and stirred up some controversy and subsequent review bombing on my latest book. I was a mix of amused, amazed, and sometimes horrified by events. So bizarre to have a reddit thread about myself. Believe it or not, I am just a person, like you.<br /><br />However, when someone on my temporary street team asked me to address a rumor that I had bullied someone, I realised it would (probably) be best to say what happened. Thank you Amy, for that question.<br /><br /><span style="color:var(--primary-text)">For anyone not in the know, I pointed out a hair color fact the reviewer had wrong. I'm a bit anal about facts. (screenshot below) After which I apologized for intruding and said, thank you, when she amended the review, though really just agreeing in comments would have been enough for me.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:var(--primary-text)"><span><span style="font-weight:600">Goodreads<strong>&nbsp;</strong></span></span>deleted my comments on her review, as well my own review and graphic - I never rate my own, it's a promotional thing that some authors do.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:var(--primary-text)">I have OODLES of low-starred reviews (1s and 2s) after decades of writing and may have commented on 2 of those over ten years??? I tend to read them all, good and bad - many times I have said this on Facebook. Many authors read reviews. Some, like me, read them all.</span><br /><br />My 2 following comments on her review I have no copy of, but approximately those said this ~&gt;<br /><br /><strong>Comment 2</strong>: Thank you for amending the review. That, yes, the hair color was mentioned in just one descriptive passage in my book, but that it was also a fairly large part of her review - which was why I asked her whether it was in her version of the book.<br />(And it was late at night when I made that first comment and early morning when I made the 2nd and 3rd (bad idea).)<br /><br />THEN I read her review more thoroughly and saw she was alarmed that Cecile commented.<br /><strong>Comment 3</strong><br />I said I had reread, that I'd missed some of her main points due to skimming. I said "Karma?" thinking I'd just done what she had done in the book (selfdeprecating, as I do, but I can see some might misinterpret that.) I explained I hadnt asked Cecile to comment, but that she is devoted reader.<br /><br />I can't recall the rest well,&nbsp; but I know I said something like I read reviews like a crack wh*re,&nbsp; because it now seems someone saw that as an insult to the reviewer? (I've said this about myself a few times, prior to this) I do read reviews like an addict. lol My bad habit. Also an awful simile, but I've no idea how anyone saw that as anything but me explaining my addiction to reviews.<br /><br />Then I said "I won't comment again. Promise."<br />I also said thank you once (?), apologized for intruding, once. I was trying to be VERY polite.<br /><br /></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/goodreads-drama-cooment-1-fixed_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:335;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div><div style="height: 20px; overflow: hidden; width: 100%;"></div> <hr class="styled-hr" style="width:100%;"></hr> <div style="height: 20px; overflow: hidden; width: 100%;"></div></div>  <div class="paragraph">&#8203;<span style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">After it was deleted, I redid my 'review' of my book with less 'confrontation' - the Goodreads Support word.</span><br /><br /><strong style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">However, here is the original full transcript that was on my review, GR emailed me THIS after deletion. I feel this says everything way better than I have above.</strong></div>  <div><div style="height: 20px; overflow: hidden; width: 100%;"></div> <hr class="styled-hr" style="width:100%;"></hr> <div style="height: 20px; overflow: hidden; width: 100%;"></div></div>  <h2 class="wsite-content-title" style="text-align:center;"><strong><font size="4">ORIGINAL POST</font></strong></h2>  <div class="paragraph"><span style="color:var(--primary-text)"><span style="color:var(--primary-text)">I'm aware of the posts? going around about authors not commenting on reviews, specifically me, this time. I am amazed someone thought to make a reddit thread on this! I haven't read it, hah, but I do have an imagination. Holy cow. Cannot believe that one.<br /><br />If you want to have a discussion here, rather than on the review that began this, have at it. Just please don't get too heated. Possibly the original reviewer is getting tired of the attention? I won't be mediating the discussion though.<br /><br />To add even more context. I read all my reviews, always have, since over ten years ago.<br /><br />Yes, I regard reviews as being for everyone.<br /><br />You might disagree but I LOVE reading them. I don't know where I would be without them. If you have written one for one of my books, 99 percent of those I have read. I read because it lifts me up, it makes writing worthwhile - and yes, although the 'bad' reviews (and what exactly IS bad?) don't do it as much as the good ones, I WILL NOT DISPUTE your right to review how you wish to. Every book gets hated on by someone.<br /><br />Have I commented on reviews here? Yes, probably 10s of times. Once, it was because the reader didn't understand that books may get re-released once the publishing rights return to the author. Generally, we just chat in comments.<br /><br />Considering the discomfort of this latest reviewer, I will stick to ones in the upper ratings bracket, if I do comment. My fans see it all the time.<br /><br />If anything, I avoid ones I feel are too heated, so commenting means I think you will be okay with me doing that. I've already been super polite on that review, so I will leave it be, and not say more there.<br /><br />However, when I commented, I just wished to -<br />A/ Correct a fact.<br />B/ I was also a tad worried I might have edited out that part of the book (hence the question mark after that quote I left). I thought not, but still, I am a worrier.<br /><br />I've definitely uploaded over 6 new ebook versions, and I do correct small errors if readers inform me of them. Just to give you some insight into me running about like a mad squirrel during release time.<br /><br />I am open to people telling me of mistakes inside my books. Please do. If I can fix an error, I will do so.<br /><br />As for the review bombing...or is it ratings bombing? I'm bemused.<br />Reviews are prose and some of them are SO WELL WRITTEN they are works of art in themselves.<br /><br />Thank you for all the reviews, people. (Not the bomb versions, sadly) I'll still be reading reviews, because I'm addicted to them, because they validate me, they make me feel like I have written a book that is worth being in the world. Not a masterpiece necessarily, but a BOOK.<br /><br />If I'm unsure if you'll welcome a comment on a review, I'll definitely try to ask first, with a small comment.<br /><br />For all those wanna-be authors out there, do it. Write that book. Just do it and make yourself into a writer.<br /><br />I know I'm unlikely to change your opinion on this, whichever way you fall, so please don't come on here just to yell about it. Either way. Let's be civil.</span></span><br /><br /></div>  <h2 class="wsite-content-title" style="text-align:center;"><font size="4">END OF ORIGINAL POST</font></h2>  <div><div style="height: 20px; overflow: hidden; width: 100%;"></div> <hr class="styled-hr" style="width:100%;"></hr> <div style="height: 20px; overflow: hidden; width: 100%;"></div></div>  <div class="paragraph">In the interest of full disclosure, I could add the link to the reddit - but I gather it's easy to find on search with my name. I could link to her review, but I prefer if people who like me, or even those who dislike me due to my rabid reading of reviews, to simply leave it be.<br /><br />I'm not a bully, though I am a pita over facts. For that I will apologise.<br /><br />So that is it. The saga laid out from my side. I can see some detest authors commenting on reviews, and some are horrified we even READ them. Many of my fans do like me commenting but I will be sticking to those higher reviews in future.<br /><br />&#8203;Just remember, strangers are reading everything you write...<br /><br />Leaving this here on that note of horror.<br />(If this blows up, I'll be in my nuclear bunker)</div>  <span class='imgPusher' style='float:left;height:0px'></span><span style='display: table;width:auto;position:relative;float:left;max-width:100%;;clear:left;margin-top:0px;*margin-top:0px'><a><img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/their-cruel-love-out-now-3-a.jpg?250" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; border-width:0; max-width:100%" alt="Picture" class="galleryImageBorder wsite-image" /></a><span style="display: table-caption; caption-side: bottom; font-size: 90%; margin-top: -10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: center;" class="wsite-caption"></span></span> <div class="paragraph" style="display:block;"></div> <hr style="width:100%;clear:both;visibility:hidden;"></hr>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Rise of Dark Romance]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-rise-of-dark-romance]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-rise-of-dark-romance#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2024 02:27:11 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[dark romance definition]]></category><category><![CDATA[edge of consent]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-rise-of-dark-romance</guid><description><![CDATA[This is a repost of an article, from 2017, that used to be on the Under the Covers Review blog, but I think they've archived that series about 'writing on the edge of consent'.  The Rise and Rise of Dark Erotic Romance&nbsp;I was going to discuss how our notions of dark erotic romance (hereafter called DE) have changed over the years but with all the banning going on by Amazon and Smashwords (Smashwords distributes to B &amp; N, iBooks, Kobo, etc) it seems a good time to talk about what is getti [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 class="wsite-content-title" style="text-align:center;"><font color="#5040ae" size="3">This is a repost of an article, from 2017, that used to be on the Under the Covers Review blog, but I think they've archived that series about 'writing on the edge of consent'.</font></h2>  <div class="paragraph"><em><strong><font size="4">The Rise and Rise of Dark Erotic Romance</font></strong></em><br />&nbsp;<br /><font size="3">I was going to discuss how our notions of dark erotic romance (hereafter called DE) have changed over the years but with all the banning going on by Amazon and Smashwords (Smashwords distributes to B &amp; N, iBooks, Kobo, etc) it seems a good time to talk about what is getting banned also.<br />The latest book banned that I know of was <em>Dubious </em>by Charmain Paul.<br /><br />When I started writing DE it was at the start of 2013 and this sort of fiction was not well known or well read. Early writers were Claire Thompson, CJ Roberts (Captive in the Dark), and Kitty Thomas (Comfort Food). After this the tide rose, slowly at first, but there is a huge appetite for these books among women. Pepper Winters (Tears for Tess) and Aleatha Romig (Consequences) are probably two of the biggest-selling authors who came next, though <em>Consequences</em> is barely erotic.<br /><br />The tide rose some more.<br /><br />All of these earlier books written by romance authors, or all that I know of, had stories with capture fantasy. Capture fantasy revolves around dubious consent sex scenes and often some nonconsent too: <em>No, I don&rsquo;t want this sex. Yes, yes, I do!</em><br /><br />Bodice rippers done better.<br /><br />Back then, I tried to define what I was writing and I went to Wikipedia, only to find a definition that reduced DE to erotic horror. Not so fast Wikipedia. To me, horror was a minor component of these stories, if present at all.<br /><br />Here is where and when the waters got muddy. Press 2014 and FAST-FORWARD.<br />A tsunami of DE washed in.<br /><br />What we have now is a mish-mash of all sorts of different types of stories and no single definition that all readers agree on.<br /><br />Why????<br />Lots of reasons.<br /><br />Even by 2014, DE was selling so well that labelling your book dark, even if you weren&rsquo;t sure what it was, even if it barely touched on the genre, might help your sales.<br /><br />Can you blame anyone for doing this? No, I guess not. Partly because what the hell is dark?<br />The term is impossible to pin down&hellip;unlike my heroines.<br /><br />Muddy labelling is because the term can&rsquo;t be defined and the mislabelling in itself muddied the water even more.<br /><br />You can get all anal &ndash; please do &ndash; and try to use a dictionary but that will not help you.<br />Please don&rsquo;t do actual anal with a dictionary.<br />&nbsp;<br /><em>Again, what the hell is dark?</em><br />&nbsp;<br />Dark Romance or DE has come to mean, to different readers, anything from&hellip;<br /><br /><strong>Bad boy romances</strong>, where the man is mean and kills people, but still loves his woman madly and would die for her. These don&rsquo;t really need to be called anything new, but calling them dark sounds cool. You can probably think of other books with dark themes that fit here in this slot that <em>do not need to have a new label</em>.<br /><br /><strong>Taboo romances</strong> &ndash; where someone fucks their stepbrother, or adopted child, or maybe their stepbro werewolf, or their sheep, or maybe even a m&eacute;nage with a bunch of mafia bosses who are werewolves. The boundaries can blur with all romances, of course. Eg <em>The Wild</em> by K Webster<br /><br /><strong>BDSM romance</strong> &ndash; yes, for some readers a sadistic Dom whipping then fucking his submissive is dark, even though this is totally consensual.<br /><br /><strong>Erotic Horror romance</strong> &ndash; you have erotic scenes but the sex scenes written to arouse are consensual. Rape may appear but not to titillate. Overall these are horror stories and you are meant to be left gasping over the extreme violence and horrible things done.<br /><br />The main characters may be the ones doing the violent acts, perhaps in revenge, such as in <em>Sick Fux</em> by Tillie Cole. Or they may have horrible things done to them &ndash; as in <em>Pretty Broken Doll</em>.<br /><br /><strong>Capture Fantasy Romance</strong> &ndash; the sex in these stories can range from dubious consent to nonconsent &ndash; often men kidnap women or force them into sexual servitude. Alien scifi is a big part of this genre, as is contemporary. Slaves are easier to imagine in science fiction settings. Some readers find capture fantasy more fun and palatable if not set in &lsquo;real life&rsquo;.<br />&nbsp;<br />Right now, I see a huge rise in the number of erotic horror romances being released. Some authors mix horror with other categories.<br /><br />So this broadening of <em>what is dark romance</em> has happened over many years, and this is why nobody agrees on the definition of dark romance, and why we never ever will agree.<br /><br />Dark in fiction can mean scary, immoral, or plain ol&rsquo; not full of goodness. You could call Bonnie and Clyde a dark romance and you would not be wrong. It completely annoys me but then my definition annoys others too.<br /><br />We are all going to have to agree to annoy each other.<br /><br /><strong>Dark is a blurry, fluffy, dumb-ass, and too broadly defined word to mean much when applied to stories.</strong><br /><br />What&rsquo;s dark to you might not be dark to me.<br />And that is how it always will be.<br /><br />You can make up new words like <em>Pitch Black Dark</em> as did AA Dark. But since most haven&rsquo;t a clue what that is, and you can&rsquo;t deduce the specifics by looking at the words, it doesn&rsquo;t help anyone except her fans.<br /><br /><em>As for censorship&hellip;</em><br />If you want to reduce the risk of banning, you cannot label your dark books correctly.<br />If you want readers to know what they are getting &ndash; assuming they read blurbs &ndash; you add labels.<br />Guess which wins out?<br /><br />Authors are mostly too scared to add precise warnings and labels to DE.<br /><br />The one BIG advantage of writing <strong>erotic horror</strong> is that it does not run the risk of banning, as long as the sex that is titillating is consensual.<br /><br />The world is perfectly happy to consume pornographic violence where people are maimed and murdered in the weirdest ways. So this might be why we are seeing more of it written?<br /><br />Partly? But I think it is that people love pushing themselves. They love seeing how horrified they can be by fiction. They love the thrill. Hannibal Lector eat your heart out.<br /><br />That same voyeuristic thrill is why people watch horror movies like <em>Saw</em> and <em>Hostel</em>.<br /><br />To me, such thrills are akin to sexual arousal, which is why it&rsquo;s ironic that some sexual fantasies are seen as terrible but mincing someone&rsquo;s face is not.<br />&nbsp;<br />Will Amazon reach for the broader ban-hammer next? Possibly. They stock centaur and T-rex rape books but ban titillating rape in other books. Such a mess. Whatever they try to implement, authors are unlikely to trust the justice of any method that tries to corral certain books into a &lsquo;Naughty Dark&rsquo; category.<br /><br /><strong>END OF QUOTED &amp; COPIED ARTICLE</strong></font><br /><br /><font size="3">And below is my next 'dark' book out <em><strong>January 24th, 2024</strong></em>... and I don't think it is that dark, because the sex is 99 percent consensual.<br /><br />It's gory, murderous, has a snuff film background, there are tinges of horror, but to me it's closer to a thriller romance with a vigilante justice undertone. I'll leave it to readers to decide.</font></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;text-align:center"> <a href='https://mybook.to/TheirCruelLove' target='_blank'> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/their-cruel-love-ad-4_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Their Cruel Love is on preorder]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/their-cruel-love-is-available-on-preorder]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/their-cruel-love-is-available-on-preorder#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2024 03:50:51 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/their-cruel-love-is-available-on-preorder</guid><description><![CDATA[       A spin-off from the CNC Fraternity series  &#8203;An inferno hot, dark standalone romance from New York Times &amp; USA Today bestselling author, Cari Silverwood&nbsp;THE NIGHTMARES COME TO ME, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHTA stone table, hooded men, and a woman dying.Have I killed my friend?&nbsp;To find out, I apply for the same CNC training course I sent her to.&nbsp;Two men agree to take me on and teach me how to be theirs.Theirs&hellip; It&rsquo;s such a powerful word.&nbsp;If I say y [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;text-align:center"> <a href='https://mybook.to/TheirCruelLove' target='_blank'> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/their-cruel-love-couple-skulls-2000-x-2770_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <h2 class="wsite-content-title" style="text-align:center;">A spin-off from the CNC Fraternity series</h2>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;">&#8203;<strong><em>An inferno hot, dark standalone romance from New York Times &amp; USA Today bestselling author, Cari Silverwood</em></strong><br />&nbsp;<br /><strong><em>THE NIGHTMARES COME TO ME, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT</em></strong><br />A stone table, hooded men, and a woman dying.<br />Have I killed my friend?&nbsp;To find out, I apply for the same CNC training course I sent her to.<br />&nbsp;<br />Two men agree to take me on and teach me how to be theirs.<br /><em>Theirs&hellip; It&rsquo;s such a powerful word.</em><br />&nbsp;<br />If I say yes to all that they wish to do,<br />Will my heart still be mine or will it be theirs?&nbsp;<br />I must remember my true purpose &ndash; to find Milli or to avenge her.<br />Even if I have to paint the walls with blood. Preferably, it won&rsquo;t be my own.<br />&nbsp;<br /><em><strong>MARCUS THOMPSON</strong></em><br />Phoebe Bartholemew, my god, I have her. She&rsquo;s mine to destroy.<br />I will grind her into the dirt beneath my feet, same as her family did to ours.<br />&nbsp;<br /><em><strong>RAZOR</strong></em><br />Handling Marcus and Phoebe is fun, if a little like juggling d*ldos and knives.&nbsp;But this beautiful island is toxic and deviant killers hide among the guests. To leave this place alive, we need to unearth them before they put us six feet under.<br />&nbsp;<br /><em><strong>Things to know about</strong> </em><strong><em>Their Cruel Love</em></strong><br />Secret society of millionaires and billionaires<br />One woman shares the embrace of two men (MfM)<br />Enemies to Lovers<br />Smutty Murder mystery<br />&nbsp;<br /><strong><em>TW</em></strong><a href="https://www.carisilverwood.net/book-content-warnings.html" target="_blank"> Find them here</a><br />This romance has dark themes that may be triggering.<br />&nbsp;<br />This book can be read standalone but the books that came before it in this series are:<br /><strong><em>His Keepsake</em></strong><br /><strong><em>His Talisman</em></strong><br /><br /><br /></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;"><font size="3"><strong style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)">Find on&nbsp;<br /><a href="https://mybook.to/TheirCruelLove" target="_blank">A</a><a href="https://mybook.to/TheirCruelLove" target="_blank">MAZON</a></strong><br /><strong style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/204720224-their-cruel-love" target="_blank">Goodreads</a></strong><br /><strong style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><a href="https://www.bookbub.com/books/their-cruel-love-dark-cnc-fraternity-romance-by-cari-silverwood" target="_blank">Bookbub</a></strong></font></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Monsters Burning Bright has released]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/monsters-burning-bright-has-released]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/monsters-burning-bright-has-released#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2023 05:31:18 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/monsters-burning-bright-has-released</guid><description><![CDATA[       The third and final book in the Kings of Sorrows and Dreams series is here.&#8203;The Love of my Life is dying.Though Val wears the body of the Nightmare King, the creature who violated me, I will not let him die.Bloodied and bruised, I enter the halfway realm, and I drag him from the Gates of Hell, or maybe Heaven.Yet my actions have drastic consequences. Gods, demons, a creature called Death, and even a minotaur, all want a piece of Val. Being possessed by them seems the only way to kee [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/monsters-bright-non-ai-2023_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph"><font size="3">The third and final book in the Kings of Sorrows and Dreams series is here.</font><br /><br /><font size="4"><em>&#8203;<strong>The Love of my Life is dying.</strong></em><br /><br />Though Val wears the body of the Nightmare King, the creature who violated me, I will not let him die.<br /><br />Bloodied and bruised, I enter the halfway realm, and I drag him from the Gates of Hell, or maybe Heaven.<br /><br />Yet my actions have drastic consequences. Gods, demons, a creature called Death, and even a minotaur, all want a piece of Val. Being possessed by them seems the only way to keep him powered up and alive.<br /><br />To stop the Nightmare King, Val and I have joined a haphazardly formed company of soldiers, CIA, immortals and Stitched warriors.<br /><br />But there is a problem I did not foresee.<br />There are side effects to being possessed&hellip;<br /><br />Val has something inside him, and I&rsquo;m afraid of what it might be.<br /><br /><strong>Can I save my love again? And is it safe to go near him?</strong><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><em>This is not a standalone romance. Book 2, Nightmare Rising, is the beginning of Val and Zara's romance. Book 1, The Bride Collector is a separate romance, but it is the start of the story of the Nightmare King.</em><br />&nbsp;<br /><em>This is a Spicy Multi-Monster Romance in an urban fantasy setting.</em><br /><em>Tropes include: Tentacles; danger-boning; Dominant Hero; magic; I&rsquo;ll burn the world down for you, flipped (she does it for him); and marking-her possessiveness.</em></font><br /><br /><strong><font size="3">Find on:<br /><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0C4JDQ62S" target="_blank">Amazon USA</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><a href="https://mybook.to/MonstersBurningBright" target="_blank">All the Amazons</a><br /><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/188637586-monsters-burning-bright" target="_blank">Goodreads</a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/150251710-monsters-burning-bright" target="_blank">&nbsp;</a></font></strong><br /><br /><font size="4"><em>&#8203;</em></font></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Bride Collector has released!]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-bride-collector-has-released]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-bride-collector-has-released#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2023 02:44:28 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/the-bride-collector-has-released</guid><description><![CDATA[       This is a prequel, of sorts. It's the Book 1 to Nightmare Rising (which becomes Book 2), that I cowrote and published in 2017 with Nicolette Hugo , who then stopped writing.I've finally decided to finish the series - it's been difficult due to her unique prose that I adored. The Bride Collector is less gritty and dark than that book, and I've added more humour too - because I can't resist the snark.The series is now called Kings of Sorrows and Dreams.&nbsp;The Bride Collector:&#8203;A mas [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:0px;text-align:center"> <a href='https://mybook.to/BrideCollector' target='_blank'> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/bride-collector-final-2000x3000_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph"><font size="3">This is a prequel, of sorts. It's the Book 1 to </font><em style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Nightmare Rising</strong></em><font size="3"> (which becomes Book 2), that I cowrote and published in 2017 with Nicolette Hugo , who then stopped writing.</font><br /><br /><font size="3">I've finally decided to finish the series - it's been difficult due to her unique prose that I adored. </font><strong style="font-size: medium;"><em>The Bride Collector</em></strong><font size="3"> is less gritty and dark than that book, and I've added more humour too - because I can't resist the snark.</font><br /><br /><font size="3">The series is now called</font><em style="font-size: medium;"><strong> Kings of Sorrows and Dreams.</strong></em><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br /><br /><em style=""><strong style=""><font size="4">The Bride Collector:<br />&#8203;</font></strong></em><br /><font size="3">A mash-up of Urban Fantasy and Monster Romance</font><br /><strong style="font-size: medium;">Someone&mdash;something&mdash;is hunting brides, and I need answers.</strong><br /><br /><font size="3">Centuries ago, monsters from our myths, fairytales, and nightmares invaded our world. To most they are invisible, but not to me.</font><br /><br /><font size="3">From my elegant campervan headquarters, with my sidekick demon cat, Lump, I investigate paranormal problems.</font><br /><br /><font size="3">In my search for the truth, I break into a bookshop owned by Harrow. He easily traps me, but Harrow is a Stitched soldier, given enhanced abilities for the sole purpose of killing the creatures not of our world.</font><br /><br /><font size="3">Two monsters share possession of his scarred body. Drawn into their carnal maelstrom, I am taken and owned by all three.</font><br /><br /><strong style="font-size: medium;">A man caressing me, the lure of the incubus, the tentacles of a kraken &ndash; I have found a love I could never have imagined.</strong><br /><br /><font size="3">Yet our love may be shattered, for the hunt is still on.</font><br /><font size="3">The </font><em style="font-size: medium;">Bride Collector</em><font size="3"> has another victim in his sights.</font><br /><font size="3">Me.</font><br /><br /><font size="3">We four must destroy this immortal or die trying.</font><br /><br /><strong style="font-size: medium;">&ldquo;Mysteries are solved, demons are banished, epic battles are fought and there&rsquo;s still time for lots of k*nky, smutty, tentacle, incubus, and supernatural human s*x.&rdquo; Goodreads reviewer.</strong><br /><br /><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09VGHQ1HN/" target="_blank"><font size="3">Amazon USA</font></a></strong><br /><strong><font size="3"><a href="https://mybook.to/BrideCollector" target="_blank">All the Amazons</a></font></strong><br /><br /></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/the-bride-collector-ad-ku-and-ebook_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Smutty Christmas Sale]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/a-smutty-christmas-sale]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/a-smutty-christmas-sale#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2022 06:24:30 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.carisilverwood.net/keyboard-fandango---blog/a-smutty-christmas-sale</guid><description><![CDATA[       Merry Christmas to everyone. I have a sale of my Santa with a K (Krampus). A smutty twisted Xmas tale.&#127876;&#127876;&#127876;Not all Christmas wishes go to Santa. The adult ones are redirected to the other guy: He who came before Santa.&nbsp;&nbsp;Dear Santa,I want a dominant man who will tie me up, do naughty things to me, and punish me until I&rsquo;m good.&nbsp;&nbsp;Now Florence has the 12 days of Christmas to prove that she really can be a good girl, if she ever wants to see her  [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.carisilverwood.net/uploads/6/1/4/9/6149154/santa-with-a-k-xmas-sale_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">Merry Christmas to everyone. I have a sale of my Santa with a K (Krampus). A smutty twisted Xmas tale.<br /></font><br /><font size="3">&#127876;&#127876;&#127876;<br /></font><br /><font size="3">Not all Christmas wishes go to Santa. The adult ones are redirected to the other guy: He who came before Santa.</font><br /><em>&nbsp;<br /><font size="4">&nbsp;Dear Santa,<br />I want a dominant man who will tie me up, do naughty things to me, and punish me until I&rsquo;m good.</font></em><br /><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br /><font size="3">&nbsp;Now Florence has the 12 days of Christmas to prove that she really can be a good girl, if she ever wants to see her home again.</font><br /><font size="3">&nbsp;</font><br /><font size="3">&nbsp;But where is she?</font><br /><font size="3">&nbsp;Can she really go home again if she's good enough?</font><br /><font size="4">&nbsp;<br /><strong>&nbsp;Contains kink, MfM, and a lot of craziness. Even the reindeer harness gets a workout, and the gimp mask, the ornaments, and the two red-uniformed soldiers. So much naughtiness...</strong></font><br /><br /><font size="3"><em>&nbsp;Find Santa with a K on&nbsp;</em><strong><a href="http://mybook.to/SantaWithaK" target="_blank">AMAZON&nbsp;</a></strong></font></div>  <div class="paragraph" style="text-align:center;"><em style="color:rgb(98, 98, 98)"><font size="4">"The elves needed therapy after reading this. One is hiding under a pile of toys and I can't get him out."<br /><strong style="">&nbsp;~ Real Santa Claus ~</strong><br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;"The Xmas tree strap-on featured is on my must-buy list."<br /><strong style="">&nbsp;Mr. C. Gray&nbsp;</strong><br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;"Way too much Naughty. Had to scrub my eyes, mouth, and nether regions, with ginger."<br /><strong style="">&nbsp;Sister Prudence White, the Nunnery</strong><br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&ldquo;The flagellation scenes were exquisite.&rdquo;<br /><strong style="">&nbsp;Marquis de Sade</strong><br />&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&ldquo;Whoahhhhh.&rdquo;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;Anonymous Elf<br />&ldquo;My egg nog will never be safe to drink again.&rdquo;<br /><strong style="">Mrs. Claus</strong></font></em></div>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>