Car 'n' Bike Ads

Ride Worst Class (Suzuki Slingshot)

2011-01-25T06:21:00.000-08:00

Another Disaster... the maker of a legendry bike Hayabusa does not understands Indian market. thats why its churning out crap and junk products time after time. Look at the Zeus, Heat, Gs150r(thats somewhat ok) and now Slingshot. This bike looks just fugly and specs are not something to boast of...
Lets come to the point... Just how ridiculous the bike is, same goes for its TV-commercial. I was just (some of u guys too) f#*ked up by watching this ad again and again. They are not taking this ad off-air. This ad is so bad that it brought me out of my hibernation.
Its starts with a boy saying,"Chachu aapki O-suzuki slingshot... and then his chachu replies O-suzuki Slingshot??? Yes, out expression is same at that point... Than he takes it out for a ride and wherever he goes everybody looks at him or this shit in Yellow colour(massive pun intended). And yes everybody says O-suzuki slingshot. I think they are trying to tell people how the name of its bike is pronounced. And at last the tagline of this bike is "Ride World Class". What the f#@k... You call this horse shit "World Class"? No, its "Worst Class". Its not even cattle class. Its cattle-shit clas.
C'mon Suzuki, don't destroy your reputation by making such disaster product(s) and ad(s). We know you can do much better than that...

- My views on new Karizma ZMR -

2009-09-24T07:51:00.000-07:00

CONSUMER BEING FOOLED BY THIS COMPANY CONTINUES...

Many bike enthusiasts were waiting for this bike. Everybody was Hoping for a blast from Hero Honda(HH) but as usual, it failed to do that. This company should stop borrowing technology or should I say engines from Honda and stop producing bikes above 125cc. Another crap from HH and it has done the same thing that it can do best. Yes, cosmetic changes or should I say decorating a bike from here and there and NO upgrade in engine.
This bike even has its Punch-line "Above All"... what the f*#k???

We can call this bike Karizma-Fi...coz it has PGM-Fi technology from Honda(obviously). Recently was a big flop in Glamour.

With all type of sensors(that are practically of no use) and rear disc brake, borrowed or should I say 'copied' pearl white paint scheme and golden front shock absorbers from RTR 180 , headlight looks like suzuki GS150R (atleast to me). front fairing (that looks more like a cheap aftermarket custom job) and ZMR looks like Hayabusa's, the rear portion same as Karizma-R and Tail light from CBZ-Xtreme. This bike looks XTREMELY ugly and out of proportion.
THE ONLY UNIQUE thing which I found is its Digital speedo...looks very cool and HH's hard work shows in it with RTMI (Racing Throttle Mission Impossible)...

For those of you who wants to say that it has increased 0.9 bhp from the previous karizma, so let me tell you that if you fit PGM-Fi in a 7bhp machine it will be able to produce 7.5 bhp easily.

So this new bike will not be able to change anything for HH and for others. Other bike manufacturers can relax now and don't have to worry about this disaster. This bike is not gonna fetch big money for Hero honda.

All and all, if you want to spent above 1 Lac for this Junk, don't u dare to do that. You can get 17.3 bhp power,Rear Disc brakes,white colour scheme and golden coloured shock absorbers in RTR 180, Better Looks and Wider tyres in Fazer, 21 Bhp power,rear disc in Pulsar 220 DTS-i (also with Fi), International Brand, Oil cooled engine, Better looks and Rear Disc brakes from Yamaha R15, Better choice for touring, oil cooled engine from Avenger 200 Dts-i, A bigger engine (more cc), more respect and attention from Royal Enfield Bullet.

Hope you will Make the right choice...

Drived us crazy, made us Mad !!! (Suzuki GS 150 R)

2009-09-23T07:24:00.000-07:00

I was just watching TV last week and than I came across this ad. Yeah, its been here for quite a while and I was thinking of writing about it from the very first day I saw it but I forgot about this ad. Now this time I decided to blabber about the ad of Suzuki GS150-R.
But let us know about the company first. Suzuki is here in India for quite a long time. For those of you who don't know about it; Yes, its true. It had a kind of Joint venture with the TVS company. But its pretty hard to survive like Hero Honda and be the market leader. Thats why TVS-Suzuki and Kawasaki-Bajaj failed.

Now about the ad. Anybody remember the ad "No problem" of suzuki samurai??? It was one of my favorite ads and I still remember it. Since Suzuki Re-entered in the market, this company is not doing any good for itself as well as for consumers. If you remember the ad of Zeus, all I remember about the ad is that was a Crap ad. Just following it, comes another rubbish ad from Suzuki.

The ad start with a girl saying to the rider "Drive me Crazy". And rider tries to do that or somewhat actually manages to do that with this bike. First of all, emphasis on looks has been given on this bike. But this bike is a mixture of all the other bike of this segment. And what is the Sixth gear doing in a 150cc bike with 13.8 bhp which is nearly lowest in the segment. In the end of this ad, some drums from the ongoing truck "accidentally" fall downs and comes in front of the bike but Rider stops the bike with the help of front disc brake and both of the rider and pillion manages to miss those drums. Not even a single drum touches any one of them and not even the bike. And the "overjoyed lady" says in the end "once more". And the shit ends.
The bike is as rubbish as the ad and its a commuter-tourer bike. So it might be liked by the executives but I havent seen more that 10 GS150-R on road. Maybe this explains that the bike as well as the ad of it is a Big Flop and fails to drive us crazy, rather makes us crazy enough to buy another bike.

One Day @ TVS Dealer !!!

2009-08-27T07:41:00.000-07:00

[6th July 2009]
I wanna share this incident with u guys. When I went to book my ride...

When I entered the TVS showroom, A guy named Manish welcomed me. I was in a very good mood, and I knew almost everything about Apache 180, thanx to xBhp owners of the bike. So i decided to behave like a newbie biker (who don't know anything about the bikes) and have some fun. Here's the short conversation between me and the sales guy (say Manish).

Me- (Indicating towards Orange Apache160-Fi) So this is the newly launched 180.
Manish- No sir, this bike has been launched few months ago, Its the Fi version of 160.
Me- Fi???
Manish- Sir that means Fuel Injection. No carb but more power and better fuel efficiency.
Me- (I was standing just next to the Black Apache 180) Whatever! Where is the 180? (while looking at the Grey Apache 160)
Manish- Sir, just next to u is Apache 180. (smiling)
Me- Oh, So this is the bike? It looks same as the 160. Whats new in it? (started to look at the TVS star city)
Manish- Sir this bike has tubeless tyres, it has 17.3BHP that gives more mileage (I couldn't stop my smile when he said that ) And Its length has been increased. It also has rear disc brake like the Fi.
Me- (indicating towards split grab rail) Is this broken???
Manish- (I can't explain the look of his face at that time) No sir, it is designed in this way. it is more convenient for the pillion.
Me- Oh I see. ( than exclaimed with joy looking excited) Wow, And it also has newly designed racing stripes too. Very nice..
Manish- (confused) huh? oh yes sir. same on the wheels too...

Manish didn't go with me for a test ride, he sent some one else named Suresh. He wasn't sure if he will be back in one piece with me. Ripped and enjoyed the 180 on the streets and roads with traffic,(no empty road or highway nearby) Suresh was scared a bit but when we reached the showroom he told me "Bhaiya, bike achhi chalate ho". I said thanx and booked the bike. Manish told me that White will take about 10-15 days but grey and black are available. I told him I can wait for that. And came back to my place with a "Menacing" smile on my face.

Stop @ Nothing but Live The Moment (Maruti Suzuki A-Star & Ritz)

2009-08-14T22:31:00.000-07:00

Maruti has given us some of the coolest cars and ads also. For example, very first ad of Swift and the teaser too. And also the second ad of SX4 with the truck. But the ads of newly launched cars; A-Star and Ritz are useless. They describe nothing about the product.

In the ad of A-star, Farhan Akhtar is all over the car and the ad. The only thing we come to know about the car is its mileage. In the next scene Farhan is rocking with his band with the car next to him on the stage. Yes the car looks cute but the ad should have covered all the aspects about the car.

The ad of Ritz is even more weird than its name. In this ad you can see the car moving in the city for no reason, just roaming here and there. And camera is showing the car from all of the angles. In my personal opinion, this car looks futuristic, awesome, cool and out of this world from behind BUT its just opposite from the front. Its too bland and very simple or should I say Boring !!!

I've no question about the Maruti Suzuki products and I know they are the market leader (they deserve it) but they should've worked more on the ads. I think they are targetting youth to sell them both of these cars. A-Star and Ritz both appeal to the youth but the ads doesn't. Even Ritz is based on the Swift platform, so the ad should also inspired from the ad of Swift. Whereas, In the A-star ad ; the tag line of the car is Stop @ nothing but at the end of the ad, the car stops at the rock concert ;-)

Fastest Indian !!! (Bajaj Pulsar 220 dtsi)

2009-07-06T22:24:00.000-07:00

No way, I am not gonna post this. I don't wanna post it. Damn, I have to. Guys this time its one of my favorite, Bajaj. Yes they have given some awesome ads, pulsarmania (I never miss a chance to include this word) and others. But also some crap ads, one of them was the ad of platina with Jhalak Dikhlaja song(very old one if u remember). But recently they launched New Pulsar220 Dtsi. So i was thinking about the ad, what new and thrilling ad we'll see for this amazing and very well priced bike. But it was a let down.

Talking about the ad, I thing its some kind of prelude or short preview of this bike. They will come up with more of the bike. Because also in a new ad of Pulsar180, the bike never moves from its place. Just like in this ad it moves or i should say disappears very fast. The ad starts with a guy kind of robbing the bank. And in another shot we see police approaching very fast to that bank with their Cars, Horses and helicopters. This guy is cool and calm and robs the bank in no hurry. He even gives some money to the boy who is sitting there with a smile.

But from here,"it" starts. He walks through the door and slowly to his bike. Cops also reach there with cars and all. And this guy has no worries and it sits on the bike and starts the bike. Then comes the text saying "Fastest Indian". And cops look disappointed. Then in a shot from above that guy is nowhere to be found. They mean to say that the New P220 is that fast that it can disappear like that. Ok but they should have told us about the more than that. At least whole bike, mind u in this ad u can't even see the whole bike. Just the rear portion with side view or lil more than that. Even if they are saying the guy is fastest Indian, but the guy doesn't look like so. Even the place seems to be inspired from wild wild west movies.

I am not saying that this ad is crap, although idea is good but they should've worked more on it. Like when the biker disappears they should've left some smoke on the screen. Probably they didn't wanna show that this machine have some emission problems like the previous version. Anyway, I and many of you guys expected more than that for the pulsar220. But this time Bajaj disappointed us.

F#*k It,Shoot It,Forget It !!! (Hero Honda Splendour NXG)

2009-06-15T09:52:00.000-07:00

Whenever I think of writing a review on some other ad, Hero Honda manages to grab his place by making another disastrous ad. Every time guys, every time. But I promise, in my next review there will be some other company in place of Hero Honda.

So let’s get started. This ad claims that Hero Honda bikes follow one rule- Fill it, Shut it, Forget it. Whenever I think of a HH bike, only third one come to my mind i.e. Forget it. In this ad, Splendour NXG is used but u can’t hear its name anywhere in this whole commercial ad. This ad is the perfect example of the height of stupidity and most important, PRACTALITY.

In this ad, a guy receives a msg on his cellphone that says Good Night from his GF. So to show his “squeeze” how much he loves her, he rides his bike (Yes, the NXG, to impress a girl?) to her home. To say what? Good Night!!! How romantic??? Romantic my ASS… The girl replies, “Itni door se”??? And than the moron says, “Reply toh karna hi tha”. Shithead, u have money for the petrol not for the SMS? According to the ad, it was quite far and it would’ve cost him petrol worth 5 Rs at least. It’s a small amout but replying by SMS is way more cheaper than that. And this thing is not over yet. He reaches his home and just when he sits, receives another msg saying Sweet Dreams. Than this asshole flaunts his smile while tossing his keys in his hand and rides again to…(u know where). Either the guy is rich or he owns a petrol pump. But according to the bike he has, I don't think so.

Goddamn HH guys, what the hell u are doing out there. Recession has done such thing to you that u all are completely out of your minds. Where others are making no nonsense ads than why are u making ads that are Non sense. For example, look at the new TVS Scooty Ad featuring Sania Mirza, it makes a lil bit sense sans Karizma –ish Style mud splashing on the face of one of the guy. And the last line of the ad is extremely funny. So while others are working hard (which I think) than HH should do the same. I am now tired of repeating my words again and again. Stop stop stop making crap ads otherwise in place of Fill it, shut it, forget it, people will say this---

F#*K IT, SHOOT IT, FORGET IT!!!

Leaders are the same... (2)

2009-05-26T22:42:00.000-07:00

Similarities b/w Hero Honda and Airtel...

Just like the last time, i told u some striking similarities between HH and Maruti Suzuki, this time I m gonna tell u some similarities between HH and Airtel.

(1)Market Position- They both are the market leaders.

(2)Share Holders- Another company Honda have some share in Hero honda, Just like the vodafone have some share in Bharti Airtel.

(3)Foreign Competitors- Above companies(Honda and Vodafone) which hold few shares are,foreign based and they are direct competitors for HH and Bharti Airtel respectively.

(4)MS Dhoni- MS Dhoni is the brand ambassador of their competition i.e. TVS and Aircel.

(5)Customer Base- Both HH and Airtel have the customer base of above one crore.

(6)Rivals- The name of both of their "real" rivals starts from "B" which are now in pathetic position and they used to dominate the market in past. They are BSNL and Bajaj.

Bike = Bull !!! (Hero Honda Hunk)

2009-05-26T22:24:00.000-07:00

I am the leader, I am the boss, I can do anything and you have to accept... sorry, tolerate it. Thats what Hero Honda thinks. If you don't believe me, than just take a look at their ads. Whenever I watch any of their crap ads, I am like...#%@*!!! As you've read my review on Glamour ad (if not, than u better read it first) ;-)

Before starting, I wanna share one more thing with you. I somewhere read that TV ads of Hero Honda are getting rave reviews. (Here I go again) Say what? Rave Reviews? Dude, whoever posted that he/she was ill...I mean mentally. Tell me, where the hell are you guys are getting rave reviews of your ads? Am I living in third world? This or That ad of Hero Honda is awesome,I never saw that kind of ad, have any one of you heard that??? But I've heard about the Pulsarmania ad, which was...SUPERB(no, not skoda superb). HH guys,once just once read any of my review on your ads. You will sure quit the job of Hero Honda. Atleast Hero Honda always gets rave reviews about the products. But c'mon, not the ads.

So after few and quite interesting trailors or spoilers or teasers or...whatever they call them, there comes the ad. The ad of the product which will help them to survive above 125cc segment (thats what they think). In your dreams Hero Honda. The customer of this product is mainly youth, and what we think, is different from the customers of 100c bikes. We just don't look at the logo of the company, and blindly buy the bike no matter how high the price is!!! Half lakh, yes just look at this way, most of the people spend half a lakh, nearly 50,000 Rs. for a mere 100cc bike???

Now back to the topic... In this ad, a guy is riding the bike through some mountain area or whatever. Just look at the helmet.Is this the kind of helmet u wear while riding a 150cc bike???
Anyway,no big deal till now. Suddenly the guy saw a group of bulls in his way. Normal people like us would have changed the route or just waited for the bulls to move away from there. But this guy, this maniac, this guy from other world,with his bike "Transforms" into another big bull that scares away all the other bulls. Are you a son of magician or Hero Honda Hunk have a button somewhere that transforms the bike into a bull??? This shit is not finished here. They have launched a so called Special Edition which have a logo of standing bull on its rear two legs(can't stop laughing). And with both red alloys... That reminded me of CBZ-Xtreme with rear red wheel and front black wheel which is a huge hit among various circus in our country. Yes, that bike just favours the character of clown with one red and another black alloy wheel(no offence to the buyers of that bike). This ad of Special Edition Hunk is still on air with minor changes done to the original ad. They should have transformed the Special edition hunk into the bull... with red legs, a red racing stripe along his back and red horns. LMAO.

Anyway, I think HH guys have somehow heard about my reviews because their latest ad of Hero Honda Passion Pro is nice. I really like this ad. No crap, no super powers, no non-sense, just the right projection of the product with its features. There, you got it. See HH, its not that hard. So stop torturing us with your horrible ads and make some good ads.Believe it or not, I own a CBZ(the old one) and few other members of my family own other Hero Honda bikes. So this proves I am not a paid guy from Bajaj or any other company which loves to criticize ads, price and products of Hero honda. But here's another thing that I am soon going to sell off my CBZ and buy a Yamaha :D

Leaders are the same... (1)

2009-05-01T11:12:00.000-07:00

Maruti Suzuki and Hero Honda, both companies are totally different but according to me they are very similar to each other. Let me explain this...

1) Leaders- Both industries are lead by these JV's i.e. Joint Ventures of Hero Honda and Maruti Suzuki.

2)Rivals- Both leaders have desi rivals against them and they both are far behind because of quality issues.Hero Honda's rival is Bajaj, Maruti Suzuki's rival is Tata.

3)Rivals 2- They both have another desi rival which is ahead of them in another segment. (I think) Hero Honda's desi rival is TVS which leads scooty segment and Maruti Suzuki's desi rival is Mahindra & Mahindra which leads SUV segment by scorpio.

4)Honda- This company is the common competitor for both.

5)Cross Competitions- Mahindra and Mahindra has entered in two wheeler segment by acquiring Kinetic motors and Bajaj is soon going to launch cheap four wheeler with the help of Renault-Nissan.

6)Survival- Their first desi rivals are surviving in the industry by many forms(models) of only one product. Bajaj is surviving by pulsar 150,180,200 and 220 and recently launched xcd 135 which bajaj says is inspired by pulsar. Tata is surviving by Indica, Xeta, Indigo, Marina, CS, and the recently launched Indica Vista.

7)Foreign Competitions- Both are badly hit by foreign competitions. Hero Honda by Yamaha and Honda,Maruti Suzuki by Hyundai and Honda.

8)Support- Both are known for their widely spread customer support and service centers.

8) Last Name- Maruti Suzuki has the name Suzuki which is a competitor of Hero Honda, and Hero Honda has the name Honda which is a competitor of Maruti Suzuki. ;-)

Apart from this, they both have major differences-
New Launches- Hero Honda is somewhat or very lazy in launching new models, this company believes in upgrading its existing models but Maruti Suzuki constantly launches super cool new models.

Value for money- Maruti Suzuki provides value for money for its cars, whereas Hero Honda makes a fool out of people by selling small 100cc bikes for a whooping 45-47,000 Rs.

Oh I forgot...

2009-03-14T01:41:00.001-07:00

You know guys, when a bike manufacturer completes the whole bike and brings it to the market, they always forget one part. Because nobody’s perfect. According to me, let’s see what they say after completing their bike???

Yamaha- Oh no, we forgot to attach the number plate.

TVS- Hey guys, we have the bike but don’t know how to sell it???

Honda- Is there anyone who can hear the sound of its engine???

Suzuki- Our bikes looks ugly because we don’t have designing dept.

Bajaj- We can’t afford the costly spares so you have to do with the cheaper ones.

HH- Don’t worry about the bike guys, just make that (Hero Honda) badge shiny because that’s what sells it.

Magnetic Repulsion (Hero Honda Glamour)

2009-03-10T23:52:00.000-07:00

Today I am going to rip off tv ad of HH Glamour.

The first word that came to my mind when I saw this ad was “CRAP”. I am really pissed of by that guy who is behind all the bullshit ads of HH. This company makes bikes or what? Or they have special power in them? Like I told you before, Karizma has the ‘power’ of wiping the mud off itself, and this piece of shit named Glamour makes the rider to understand “Mann ki Baat of Girls”. What the f*#k???

In this ad, a guy is somewhat jealous of the other guy because he is lonely and without girls. So he ask that guy, what’s the formula for all that? That guy gives him the bike keys and says “Mann ki Baat Samjho”. Next minute he takes a ride and listens to all the girls what’s going through their minds? With a help of that 125cc, 9 bhp i.e. under powered (most of the other bikes in this segment are above 10 bhp) and over priced bike. I don’t know why people are supporting this company even we have international companies (Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki) in our country. Their bikes are far more better than this joint venture company (Hero group which is famous for Hero Puchs and Bicycle) which is a partner of a respected Japanese company Honda.

So I urge this company to make better bikes and far more better ads. I am not saying that this company was dumb from start. If you remember, HH Achiever ad was awesome but the bike was a flop big time. So this company is just unlucky, if they get the ad correct than the product turns into a failure. And even if they get the product right (HH Hunk), the ad turns into a nightmare, i.e. transforming of bike into a bull, HORRIBLE. (More on this, later) Coming back to the topic, the tagline of the bike is “Magnetic Attraction”. But somebody tell this JACKA$$, suppose if the bike really had the magnetic attraction even than it would have been failed to attract girls because Magnet Attracts Iron not human beings. That kind of ad and the product can do only one thing i.e. REPULSION. I wonder if there is really a guy behind all these ads or it is some teenager who is thinking of his fantasies or never attended school!!!

......NEXT UP- HH HUNK......

Bak Bak Go (Hero Honda Karizma)

2009-03-09T00:13:00.000-07:00

Some of the ads are interesting, some are not. The one which is being shown again and again nowadays is of Karizma.

Today I am going to rip off tv ad of HH Karizma.

First, few words about the bike. Hero Honda Karizma is overall a good bike. but it is NOW dated. HH guys did some cosmetic changes in the previous model by adding some graphics and a small engine guard. Wow, that makes the bike super cool and super fast. NO. Mind you, no engine changes, no extra power, no rear disc brake nothing. While competitors Bajaj introduced much powerful, good looking, full of the features etc. etc. and Yamaha introduced R15 with 150cc engine with same power as Karizma, killer looks but you have to shell out more money for that.

So HH thought it should tell the consumers about the changes in this bike through its ad. Hrithik Roshan is the brand ambassador of this company along with some cricketers and Priyanka Chopra. I don’t know what the hell was in their mind when they approved the ad for telecasting. It is rubbish, far from reality, born from a shit-head mind AD. It doesn’t mean that if you have Hrithik Roshan than you can do everything with the help of this bike. There is no need to wash your bike, you just have to ride it fast while doing wheelie and mud will wipe off. Are we f*#king stupid to believe that??? No at all, but the one who created this ad. THIS AD SUCKS. And these a*$holes still air this ad on tv, and check out this one…near the end of this ad, the guy says “ALL NEW STRIKING KARIZMA” or something like that. Somebody tell this guy its not “STRIKING NEW” anymore. It is old, dated and very slow (power vise) compared to P220 and R15. HH please learn something from your competitors even if you are the market leader or No.1 from last 8 years. Look at some of the bajaj ads, some of the TVS Apache ads.

F#*k you Hero Honda and don’t make such ads which makes me (and some of you guys out there) to punch or break or blast my TV set. And what is this DHAK DHAK GO??? The beginning of this ad is awesome and mysterious, a guy which is ready to land on a helipad through sky with help of helicopter. But after that, the AD turns into a hoax, disaster, crap, shit (please suggest me more such words)… It has a full length song with dance of Hrithik Roshan and some cricketers and Priyanka Chopra. SONGS are not used in the ads, these are called JINGLES, which are much shorter. Got it??? No problem if the ad is too long but it has to be interesting, thrilling and it should tell the consumers about the product features. Just like the PULSARMANIA ad which is now banned. The best ad I’ve ever seen. Believe me Hero Honda, a majority of viewers out their just change the channel because of the above two ads. This is not good for you and definitely not for that TV channel.

I call this ad BAK BAK GO, because I want HH to stop its BAK-BAK and just GO. Think something new about the bike and its ad.

......NEXT UP- HH GLAMOUR......

Funny Bike Quotes

2009-03-08T01:18:00.000-08:00

Here is a great way of knowing what your bike says about you!

#HH Splendour: My dad make all the decisions in my family!
#TVS Jive: Sorry I am in a hurry,no time to talk and m already behind my monthly target!
#HH Passion: I can't afford a premium bike!
#Bajaj Platina: Sigh! I thought the city mileage is in 3 figures...
#TVS Star City: The name gives me the feeling of a car...(Honda City)
#Honda CB Twister: It gives same mileage as the unicorn but its cheaper...and it comes in Golden too!
#Suzuki Heat: Oops, I thought its a 100cc bike!
#Yamaha G5/Alba: I like to stand apart from crowd...VERY APART!
#HH Glamour: I still can't afford a premium bike...
#Honda CBF Stunner: I thought it is the new Karizma!
#Yamaha Gladiator: One Day,I will definately catch that pulsar with my bike!
#TVS Flame: I will burn all the bikes!
#Suzuki Slingshot: I went for the Access but I thought its worth a Shot :(
#Bajaj Pulsar 135 LS: I wasn't able to resist A PULSAR available for less than 55 thousand Rs.
#HH Hunk: I want to attract girls by any mean possible!
#Bajaj Pulsar: My friends,my relatives,my family members,my watchman,my colleagues and even my milkman has got this bike!
#HH CBZ Extreme: Once I fell OFF THE EDGE from 3rd floor of a building(head first) and the rest is history!
#Yamaha FZ-16: I am not into desi bikes.
#TVS Apache RTR 160/FI: I don't like HH and Bajaj bikes...seriously!
#Honda Unicorn: I can afford a 150cc bike but I can't afford fuel price!
#Yamaha Fazer: I don't know anything about the CC and BHP...I just wanna go for touring with my Dad's money.
#Bajaj Avenger: I always wanted to ride Harley Davidson...Sigh!
#Yamaha R15: I've got money But I don't know how to drive a car!
#TVS APACHE RTR 180: I smoked out R15 and Pulsar 180... Now tell me when Hero Honda's 180 coming???
#HH Karizma: Fuel Prices??? I don't know what are you talking about?
#HH Karizma ZMR: R15 is way too common and I don't like Yamaha bikes either...
#Bajaj Pulsar 220 (Faired): I am the fastest and I hate Karizma!
#Bajaj Pulsar 220 (Street): How many times I have to tell you to stop calling it Pulsar 200 or I am gonna kick your A$$, moron...
#Kawasaki Ninza250: Why stick to 40 when I can fly at 140!!!
#Royal Enfield: I eat all day and loves to seek everybody's attention!

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