Two Doctor Who fans who love the classic series so much we bag the crap of it. We are NOT your authorised guide, yet are somehow hypnotic and vaguely arousing in spite of it all. Listen on iTunes David S. Innes is a school teacher by day and by night is the artistic director of Melbourne comedy troupe The Impro Box. St John Karp is a freelance writer, historian and ornamental hermit. He buys too many fancy neckties and maintains a blog of history and humor.Tumblr (3.0; @carnivalofbastards)http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/© Copyright 2012, David S. Innes & St John Karpdoctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoyTV & FilmComedycarnivalofbastards@gmail.comDavid S. Innes & St John KarpDavid S. Innes & St John Karpnodoctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoyTwo Doctor Who fans who love the classic series so much we bag the crap of it. We are NOT your authorised guide, yet are somehow hypnotic and vaguely arousing at the same time.Two Doctor Who fans who love the classic series so much we bag the crap of it. We are NOT your authorised guide, yet are somehow hypnotic and vaguely arousing at the same time.<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_39367447411" src="http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/39367447411/audio_player_iframe/carnivalofbastards/tumblr_mfxr1xh9Ua1rpm8gw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcarnivalofbastards%2F39367447411%2Ftumblr_mfxr1xh9Ua1rpm8gw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>The Snowmen</strong>: Jazz, flimflam, and whatnot about the latest <cite>Doctor Who</cite> Christmas special! Will Chuzzwuzzas be the new <cite>Doctor Who</cite> villain? Is Ian Levine really a deep-sea diving bell? And what noise do fat people make when you roll them off a cliff? Download <a href="http://stjohnkarp.net/carnivalofbastards/CoB%2007%20-%20The%20Snowmen.mp3">The Carnival of Bastards #7 — The Snowmen</a> or listen to the podcast online.</p>http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/39367447411http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/39367447411Mon, 31 Dec 2012 23:23:22 -0800Doctor WhoThe SnowmenChristmas specialIan LevineThe Reign of TerrorThe Ice WarriorsThe Daleks' Masterplancarnivalofbastards@gmail.com (David S. Innes & St John Karp)no The Snowmen: Jazz, flimflam, and whatnot about the latest Doctor Who Christmas special! Will Chuzzwuzzas be the new Doctor Who villain? Is Ian Levine really a deep-sea diving bell? And what noise do fat people make when you roll them off a cliff? DownloaDavid S. Innes & St John Karp The Snowmen: Jazz, flimflam, and whatnot about the latest Doctor Who Christmas special! Will Chuzzwuzzas be the new Doctor Who villain? Is Ian Levine really a deep-sea diving bell? And what noise do fat people make when you roll them off a cliff? Download The Carnival of Bastards #7 — The Snowmen or listen to the podcast online.doctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoy<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_35779932212" src="http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/35779932212/audio_player_iframe/carnivalofbastards/tumblr_mdjge7fcCj1rpm8gw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcarnivalofbastards%2F35779932212%2Ftumblr_mdjge7fcCj1rpm8gw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Reconstructions</strong>: Classic <cite>Doctor Who</cite> gets reconstructed on DVD — Planet of Giants and Shada are both getting the dubious treatment. But is it worth reconstructing every cut and unfilmed bit of script? And are your hosts slowly descending into a kind of dementia where Yogi Bear and Jimmy Durante star in the new <cite>Doctor Who</cite>? Download <a href="http://stjohnkarp.net/carnivalofbastards/CoB%2006%20-%20Reconstructions.mp3">The Carnival of Bastards #6 — Reconstructions</a> or listen to the podcast online.</p>http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/35779932212http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/35779932212Thu, 15 Nov 2012 08:58:53 -0800Doctor WhoIan LevineLoose CannonPlanet of GiantsReconstructionsYogi BearJimmy DuranteTarget Novelisationscarnivalofbastards@gmail.com (David S. Innes & St John Karp)no Reconstructions: Classic Doctor Who gets reconstructed on DVD — Planet of Giants and Shada are both getting the dubious treatment. But is it worth reconstructing every cut and unfilmed bit of script? And are your hosts slowly descending into a kind of deDavid S. Innes & St John Karp Reconstructions: Classic Doctor Who gets reconstructed on DVD — Planet of Giants and Shada are both getting the dubious treatment. But is it worth reconstructing every cut and unfilmed bit of script? And are your hosts slowly descending into a kind of dementia where Yogi Bear and Jimmy Durante star in the new Doctor Who? Download The Carnival of Bastards #6 — Reconstructions or listen to the podcast online.doctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoy<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_33366976518" src="http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/33366976518/audio_player_iframe/carnivalofbastards/tumblr_mbqjmjmX5k1rpm8gw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcarnivalofbastards%2F33366976518%2Ftumblr_mbqjmjmX5k1rpm8gw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Top Ten Cliffhangers</strong>: What are the top ten cliffhangers of all time? Timelash? The Dominators? Or do we always come back to the Cybermen stalking down the steps of St Paul’s? Download <a href="http://stjohnkarp.net/carnivalofbastards/CoB%2005%20-%20Cliffhangers.mp3">The Carnival of Bastards #5 - Top Ten Cliffhangers</a> or listen to the podcast online.</p>http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/33366976518http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/33366976518Thu, 11 Oct 2012 08:45:14 -0700Doctor WhocliffhangersDaleksCybermencarnivalofbastards@gmail.com (David S. Innes & St John Karp)no Top Ten Cliffhangers: What are the top ten cliffhangers of all time? Timelash? The Dominators? Or do we always come back to the Cybermen stalking down the steps of St Paul’s? Download The Carnival of Bastards #5 - Top Ten Cliffhangers or listen to the poDavid S. Innes & St John Karp Top Ten Cliffhangers: What are the top ten cliffhangers of all time? Timelash? The Dominators? Or do we always come back to the Cybermen stalking down the steps of St Paul’s? Download The Carnival of Bastards #5 - Top Ten Cliffhangers or listen to the podcast online.doctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoy<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_30318035800" src="http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/30318035800/audio_player_iframe/carnivalofbastards/tumblr_m9egxazkIw1rpm8gw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcarnivalofbastards%2F30318035800%2Ftumblr_m9egxazkIw1rpm8gw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Doctor In Distress</strong>: We’ve been rescued from hiatus by sausage-fingered fans and charity singles! Join us in discussing the ever-entertaining Ian Levine and whether or not it’s worth reconstructing every lost second of Shada and Planet of Giants. Download <a href="http://stjohnkarp.net/carnivalofbastards/CoB%2004%20-%20Doctor%20In%20Distress.mp3">The Carnival of Bastards #4</a> or listen to the podcast online.</p>http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/30318035800http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/30318035800Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:19:06 -0700Doctor WhoIan LevineDoctor In DistressPlanet of GiantsShadaMatthew Waterhousecarnivalofbastards@gmail.com (David S. Innes & St John Karp)no Doctor In Distress: We’ve been rescued from hiatus by sausage-fingered fans and charity singles! Join us in discussing the ever-entertaining Ian Levine and whether or not it’s worth reconstructing every lost second of Shada and Planet of Giants. DownloadDavid S. Innes & St John Karp Doctor In Distress: We’ve been rescued from hiatus by sausage-fingered fans and charity singles! Join us in discussing the ever-entertaining Ian Levine and whether or not it’s worth reconstructing every lost second of Shada and Planet of Giants. Download The Carnival of Bastards #4 or listen to the podcast online.doctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoy<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_20818694171" src="http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/20818694171/audio_player_iframe/carnivalofbastards/tumblr_m281m8ugke1rpm8gw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcarnivalofbastards%2F20818694171%2Ftumblr_m281m8ugke1rpm8gw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>The Brain of Morbius</strong>: Green wine, palsied harridans, and a brain that envies vegetables. Just who is this “Brian” of Morbius? What does Brian want and is he a former incarnation of the Master? Find out by downloading <a href="http://stjohnkarp.net/carnivalofbastards/CoB%2003%20-%20Brain%20of%20Morbius.mp3">The Brain of Morbius</a> or listening to the podcast online.</p>http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/20818694171http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/20818694171Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:08:00 -0700Carnival of BastardsDoctor WhoGallifreyMorbiusPhilip MadocSarah Jane SmithTime LordsTom BakerKarnElisabeth Sladencarnivalofbastards@gmail.com (David S. Innes & St John Karp)no The Brain of Morbius: Green wine, palsied harridans, and a brain that envies vegetables. Just who is this “Brian” of Morbius? What does Brian want and is he a former incarnation of the Master? Find out by downloading The Brain of Morbius or listening to David S. Innes & St John Karp The Brain of Morbius: Green wine, palsied harridans, and a brain that envies vegetables. Just who is this “Brian” of Morbius? What does Brian want and is he a former incarnation of the Master? Find out by downloading The Brain of Morbius or listening to the podcast online.doctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoy<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_19181918184" src="http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/19181918184/audio_player_iframe/carnivalofbastards/tumblr_m0s46tbERX1rpm8gw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcarnivalofbastards%2F19181918184%2Ftumblr_m0s46tbERX1rpm8gw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Death to the Daleks</strong>: Rapey cloth men and a jar of very nasty ointment! How will Sarah fare against the amorous advances of a shapeless sack? Just what <em>is</em> it like the morning after a particularly nasty root? David and St John go head-to-head over a contentious story. Download <a href="http://stjohnkarp.net/carnivalofbastards/CoB%2002%20-%20Death%20to%20the%20Daleks.mp3">Death to the Daleks</a> now or listen to the podcast online.</p>http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/19181918184http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/19181918184Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:59:00 -0700daleksdeath to the daleksdoctor whoelisabeth sladenexxilonjon pertweesarah jane smithterry nationcarnival of bastardscarnivalofbastards@gmail.com (David S. Innes & St John Karp)no Death to the Daleks: Rapey cloth men and a jar of very nasty ointment! How will Sarah fare against the amorous advances of a shapeless sack? Just what is it like the morning after a particularly nasty root? David and St John go head-to-head over a contenDavid S. Innes & St John Karp Death to the Daleks: Rapey cloth men and a jar of very nasty ointment! How will Sarah fare against the amorous advances of a shapeless sack? Just what is it like the morning after a particularly nasty root? David and St John go head-to-head over a contentious story. Download Death to the Daleks now or listen to the podcast online.doctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoy<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_18543148429" src="http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/18543148429/audio_player_iframe/carnivalofbastards/tumblr_m04tr5S3Cd1rpm8gw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcarnivalofbastards%2F18543148429%2Ftumblr_m04tr5S3Cd1rpm8gw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>The Five Doctors</strong>: Listen as we demolish an old fan favourite and the only anniversary special that’s been halfway decent (I’m looking at you, Three Doctors). Download <a href="http://stjohnkarp.net/carnivalofbastards/CoB%2001%20-%20Five%20Doctors.mp3">The Five Doctors</a> now, access via iTunes or listen to the podcast online.</p>http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/18543148429http://carnivalofbastards.tumblr.com/post/18543148429Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:11:00 -0800carnival of bastardsdoctor whofive doctorsjon pertweepatrick troughtonpeter davisonterrance dickstom bakerwilliam hartnelldalekscybermencarnivalofbastards@gmail.com (David S. Innes & St John Karp)no The Five Doctors: Listen as we demolish an old fan favourite and the only anniversary special that’s been halfway decent (I’m looking at you, Three Doctors). Download The Five Doctors now, access via iTunes or listen to the podcast online.David S. Innes & St John Karp The Five Doctors: Listen as we demolish an old fan favourite and the only anniversary special that’s been halfway decent (I’m looking at you, Three Doctors). Download The Five Doctors now, access via iTunes or listen to the podcast online.doctorwho,drwho,tardis,daleks,cybermen,timelords,classic,bbc,hartnell,troughton,pertwee,baker,davison,mccoyen-us© Copyright 2012, David S. Innes & St John KarpDavid S. Innes & St John Karpnonadult