tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20936505311078185982012-01-13T00:09:22.376Z"Sexo é a coisa mais divertida que já fiz sem me rir." - Woody AllenPaulo de Vasconcelosnoreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2093650531107818598.post-48253253526266769152008-02-19T14:23:00.007Z2011-07-08T20:49:57.534+01:002011-07-08T20:49:57.534+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kV-hEMnRKVk/R7rnP93V0nI/AAAAAAAABBM/CClKXV2fw4Y/s1600-h/ist2_2086808_dope_smoker.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168697783851799154" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kV-hEMnRKVk/R7rnP93V0nI/AAAAAAAABBM/CClKXV2fw4Y/s320/ist2_2086808_dope_smoker.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <br /> Dois amigos estavam fumar haxixe e foram presos pela polícia. No dia do julgamento o juiz, que estava de bom-humor, disse:<br /> <br /> - Vocês parecem ser boas pessoas, por isso dar-vos-ei uma segunda hipótese! Em vez de irem para a cadeia, terão que mostrar às pessoas os terríveis males das drogas e convencê-las a largá-las! Compareçam no tribunal daqui uma semana, pois quero saber quantas pessoas convenceram. <br /> <br /> Na semana seguinte os dois voltaram e o juiz perguntou para o primeiro homem: <br /> <br /> - Como foi a sua semana rapaz?<br /> <br /> - Bem, meritíssimo, eu convenci 17 pessoas a pararem de consumir drogas para sempre!<br /> <br /> - 17 pessoas? - disse o juiz, satisfeito <br /> <br /> - Que maravilha! O que fez para as convencer?<br /> <br /> - Eu usei um diagrama, meritíssimo. Desenhei 2 círculos assim: <b><span style="color: #ff6600;">O o</span></b> Depois apontei para círculo maior e disse: "este é o seu cérebro em tamanho normal"... e apontando para o menor, disse: "este é o seu cérebro depois das drogas!"<br /> <br /> - Muito bem! - aplaudiu o juiz, virando-se para o outro sujeito - E você como foi a sua semana?<br /> <br /> - Eu convenci 234 pessoas, meritíssimo!<br /> <br /> - 234 pessoas?! - exclamou o juiz, saltando da cadeira - Incrível! Como conseguiu isso?<br /> <br /> - Utilizei um método parecido com o do meu colega. Desenhei 2 círculos como estes: <b><span style="color: #ff6600;">o O</span></b> Mas eu apenas apontei para o círculo menor e disse: "este é o teu cú antes da prisão"...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-4825325352626676915?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MzT0JGl1HsvcAsWA6AOue9gjPDw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MzT0JGl1HsvcAsWA6AOue9gjPDw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MzT0JGl1HsvcAsWA6AOue9gjPDw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MzT0JGl1HsvcAsWA6AOue9gjPDw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Cartoonices/~4/hwM5hEpluZA" height="1" width="1"/>Paulo de Vasconcelosnoreply@blogger.com1http://cartoonices.blogspot.com/2008/02/mtodos-de-desintoxicao.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2093650531107818598.post-65201145653092986232008-02-15T10:03:00.006Z2011-07-08T21:35:38.262+01:002011-07-08T21:35:38.262+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kV-hEMnRKVk/R7VlD93VzeI/AAAAAAAAA34/vzFyR6DNtV4/s1600-h/LAUGHING_MAN_2.gif"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167147266298203618" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kV-hEMnRKVk/R7VlD93VzeI/AAAAAAAAA34/vzFyR6DNtV4/s400/LAUGHING_MAN_2.gif" /></a></div><br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">ALENTEJANO</span><br /> Um alentejano chega a uma casa de meninas e pergunta:<br /> - Quanto custa uma menina?<br /> - Depende do tempo.<br /> - Bom..., suponhamos que chove.<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">DEFICIENTES</span><br /> Numa casa para deficientes, o professor ia a passar no refeitório quando o cozinheiro lhe pergunta:<br /> - Quer uma torta, professor?<br /> - Não, agora não, obrigado! Acabei de comer uma ceguinha!<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">CONFISSÃO</span><br /> Vai um monge confessar-se e diz para o padre:<br /> - Padre, fiz amor com uma preta num quarto escuro... É pecado?<br /> - Não, meu filho. É pontaria!<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">NO DEPARTAMENTO DE IMIGRAÇÃO</span><br /> - Sexo?<br /> - 3 vezes por semana.<br /> - Não... eu quero dizer macho ou fêmea?<br /> - Não importa.<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">ALFÂNDEGA</span><br /> Joaquim chega ao aeroporto todo carregado de malas. Quando já ia a embarcar, viu o seu amigo brasileiro, que era fiscal da alfândega. Este, gritou-lhe de longe:<br /> - E aí, Joaquim? Tudo jóia?<br /> - Tudo não! Metade é cocaína.<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">A JOVEM</span><br /> Um camionista pára a sua viatura à beira da estrada e dá boleia a uma bela jovem que pedia boleia. Depois de conversar um pouco, ambos decidiram parar para comer qualquer coisa e acabam por ir para o quarto de um motel. Enquanto a jovem se despe, o homem pergunta-lhe:<br /> - Diz-me lá: que idade é que tens?<br /> - Treze.<br /> - Por Deus!! Veste-te imediatamente e vai-te embora daqui!<br /> - Olha, olha... outro supersticioso!<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">A OVELHA E O CARNEIRO</span><br /> Diz a ovelha para o carneiro:<br /> - Tens tão pouca lã...<br /> E diz ele:<br /> - Então, mas viemos para aqui fo***........ ou fazer tricot??<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">COMO UM TOURO</span><br /> Uma mulher, toda boazona, vai ao médico:<br /> - Sr.Doutor, queria que fizesse algo pelo meu marido... Algo que o fizesse ficar como um touro!<br /> Muito bem, então dispa-se. Vamos começar pelos cornos!<br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="color: #ff6600;">AO TELEFONE</span><br /> - Estou? A minha sogra quer-se atirar da janela!<br /> - Olhe lá, enganou-se no número... isto aqui é uma carpintaria!<br /> - Eu sei, mas é que a janela não abre!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-6520114565309298623?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RChrMMTHIByttBNfZTL6uAwZhlA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RChrMMTHIByttBNfZTL6uAwZhlA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RChrMMTHIByttBNfZTL6uAwZhlA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RChrMMTHIByttBNfZTL6uAwZhlA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Cartoonices/~4/fSiyX_3CIPg" height="1" width="1"/>Paulo de Vasconcelosnoreply@blogger.com0http://cartoonices.blogspot.com/2008/02/curtas-e-picantes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2093650531107818598.post-42921381507619945062008-02-12T23:02:00.002Z2011-07-08T20:51:38.870+01:002011-07-08T20:51:38.870+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://lh6.google.com/paulodevasconcellos/R7Ilet3VzcI/AAAAAAAAA3o/PWZ_ZdcdW4c/1weekinu5%5B4%5D"><img alt="1weekinu5" border="0" height="370" src="http://lh6.google.com/paulodevasconcellos/R7Ilft3VzdI/AAAAAAAAA3w/NrlOWGNi5VI/1weekinu5_thumb%5B2%5D" style="border-color: -moz-use-text-color; border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" width="364" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-4292138150761994506?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aVF_zLQ-IQcZa4RyFSUxiy-8R_Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/aVF_zLQ-IQcZa4RyFSUxiy-8R_Q/0/di" 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-5057307968702449106?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9iSDpd7gtvEbrd2VJcoiDcvEO94/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9iSDpd7gtvEbrd2VJcoiDcvEO94/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9iSDpd7gtvEbrd2VJcoiDcvEO94/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9iSDpd7gtvEbrd2VJcoiDcvEO94/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Cartoonices/~4/m4wkh_hLdTQ" height="1" width="1"/>Paulo de Vasconcelosnoreply@blogger.com0http://cartoonices.blogspot.com/2008/02/silicone-power.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2093650531107818598.post-9913148640558921202008-02-12T11:28:00.000Z2008-02-12T11:30:03.470Z2008-02-12T11:30:03.470Z<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kV-hEMnRKVk/R7GDBt3Vy7I/AAAAAAAAAzI/y_324WaxZqo/s1600-h/pensamento.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166054313085488050" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kV-hEMnRKVk/R7GDBt3Vy7I/AAAAAAAAAzI/y_324WaxZqo/s400/pensamento.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff6600;">(clica para ampliar)</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-991314864055892120?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S5A9glqPs3cN2bocXJi6KeaVPQM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S5A9glqPs3cN2bocXJi6KeaVPQM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S5A9glqPs3cN2bocXJi6KeaVPQM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/S5A9glqPs3cN2bocXJi6KeaVPQM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img 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border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">(clica para ampliar)</span></em><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-1274939329561904461?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_l9m969sGDNr0eNpDEsQL4tvKQA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_l9m969sGDNr0eNpDEsQL4tvKQA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_l9m969sGDNr0eNpDEsQL4tvKQA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_l9m969sGDNr0eNpDEsQL4tvKQA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Cartoonices/~4/TRRLpRbg97M" height="1" width="1"/>Paulo de 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class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-6721835383379175453?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_nV1lrkAzBbPTMPsB3lPfM4ptKU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_nV1lrkAzBbPTMPsB3lPfM4ptKU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_nV1lrkAzBbPTMPsB3lPfM4ptKU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_nV1lrkAzBbPTMPsB3lPfM4ptKU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Cartoonices/~4/h4O1-_nIUsU" height="1" width="1"/>Paulo de Vasconcelosnoreply@blogger.com0http://cartoonices.blogspot.com/2008/01/humor-glido.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2093650531107818598.post-22403361784936259172008-01-23T12:31:00.002Z2011-07-08T21:42:02.975+01:002011-07-08T21:42:02.975+01:00Um checo vai a um oftalmologista português que lhe mostra um cartaz com as seguintes letras:<br /> <br /> <b>c z w x n q s t a c z </b><br /> <br /> Pergunta-lhe o médico:<br /> - Consegue ler?<br /> - Se consigo ler? - pergunta o checo. - Eu até conheço o gajo!!! <br /> ----------------<br /> Estava Jesus Cristo e um dos seus discipulos numa encosta olhando o mar, quando jesus olhando o horizonte, exclama espantado: <br /> "Lanchas?!" <br /> Responde o discipulo: "até já comia qualquer coisa..." <br /> ----------------<br /> Notícia triste no quartel, a mãe do soldado Albuquerque acabara de morrer e a notícia teria que ser dada ao militar. <br /> A notícia teria que ser dada com muita sutileza pois o soldado Albuquerque era cardíaco. <br /> O tenente vai ao pátio, manda reunir a tropa e ordena: <br /> - Quem tem mãe dê um passo a frente! <br /> - O senhor não, recruta Albuquerque!... <br /> ----------------<br /> Um sujeito trabalhava há anos numa fábrica de conservas e, um dia, confessou à mulher que estava possuído por um terrível desejo: a vontade incontrolável de meter o pénis na cortadora<br /> de pickles. Espantada, a mulher sugeriu que ele procurasse um psicólogo e o marido prometeu que iria pensar no assunto.<br /> O tempo foi passando, até que um certo dia, ele chegou a casa cabisbaixo, profundamente abatido:<br /> - "O que aconteceu amor?"<br /> - "Lembras-te do meu desejo de enfiar o pénis na cortadora de pickles?"<br /> - "Oh não!" - gritou a mulher - "Fizeste isso?!?"<br /> - "Sim fiz!" <br /> - "Meu Deus, e depois?"<br /> - "Fui despedido..."<br /> - "Mas, e...e.... e... a cortadora de pickles ...?"<br /> - "Aahh, a Manuela?! Também foi!"<br /> ----------------<br /> Um gajo está preso na esquadra, todo rebentado...<br /> <br /> O advogado dele chega para o libertar e pergunta-lhe o que tinha acontecido.<br /> <br /> O cliente começa a explicar: <br /> - Bem, eu passava na rua e de repente vi um monte de gente a correr. Estavam a ajudar uma prostituta, que acabava de dar à luz a um lindo bebé. Solidário, comprei um pacote de fraldas para ferecer à prostituta. <br /> Então, um Polícia de Intervenção, com 2 metros de largura, aproximou-se e vendo o pacote de fraldas nas minhas mãos, perguntou-me: <br /> - P'ra onde vai isso?<br /> E eu respondi: - Vai p'ra p*** que pariu... <br /> Depois disso não me lembro de mais nada...<br /> ----------------<br /> Está um gajo descansadinho da vida sentado no seu sofá, a ver o futebol, quando de repente vinda não se sabe muito bem de onde, leva com uma frigideira na cabeça.<br /> O desgraçado, de joelhos no chão, vendo estrelas por todo o lado, volta-se para a mulher:<br /> - "Atão!?!?!? Tás parva ou quê??!? O qu'é que se passou???"<br /> - "Isto é pelo bilhete que acabei de encontrar no bolso das tuas calças, e que tem o nome Marilu e o número 7500589", respondeu ela.<br /> - "Vê-se mesmo qu'és estúpida!!!! Isso foi da última vez que fui às corridas de cavalos. Marilu era o nome do cavalo, 7500 foi o valor que eu apostei, 58 era o nº do cavalo e 9 a corrida em que o cavalo entrou... Vai pr'á cozinha e não me chateies mais! Tarada.... Dassssse!!!"<br /> E ela:<br /> - "Errei... Mas....Bom...Quer dizer.... Ò meu amor, desculpa, desculpa, não volta a acontecer....."<br /> Passados 2 dias está o homem outra vez descansadinho da vida, a ver os resumos da bola, quando...... PUUUMMMMMMMM, leva com a panela de pressão nos cornos...<br /> Completamente tonto, deitado no chão e ainda não refeito da pancada, grita:<br /> - "Porra, pá!!! Atão?!?! Outra vez!!!! O qu'é que foi agora?"<br /> A mulher responde:<br /> - "O teu cavalo está ao telefone...!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2093650531107818598-2240336178493625917?l=cartoonices.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7TjokjW5dcxG7IxwShxMVZiMoic/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7TjokjW5dcxG7IxwShxMVZiMoic/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7TjokjW5dcxG7IxwShxMVZiMoic/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/7TjokjW5dcxG7IxwShxMVZiMoic/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Cartoonices/~4/GU385RvWmR8" height="1" width="1"/>Paulo de 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