i’ve got a hole burning in my pocket, and it smells like a podcast

hello and welcome back to us, the podcast. we’re alive and well

so, about the last few months: they sucked

country pod, city pod

do they dingles be danglin

DEATH TO SMOOCHY

screaming and crying with ian

gandalf the grey, gandalf the white. monty python and the holy grail’s black knight

look man, i’m fuckin depressed or something. i’ll get better soon

that’s a pretty nice labor conditions… for me to poop on!!!!!

holy moly, darkseid is

GIRUGAMESH

I FORGOT TO POST THIS AND I’M NOT SORRY

here you go!!!!!

posting both at once

vacation’s all i ever wanted. vacation and patreon money please patreon.com/caseyjonespod

obi wan kenobi has been arrested for treason against the empire

batmen? in this economy? give us a dollar to find out more patreon.com/caseyjonespod

slop my glopper by giving us a doller patreon.com/caseyjonespod

Jesus Christ Almighty give us a dollar patreon.com/caseyjonespod

owie

bong bong so simple

patreon.com/caseyjonespod GIVE US MONEY YOU FUCKERS

we’re the beastie boys of podcasting

patreon.com/caseyjonespod give us money and i’ll start giving a shit

(hard cut, screaming) patreon.com/caseyjonespod money please

patreon.com/caseyjonespod so we can fucking buy cheese

(space noises intensify) patreon.com/caseyjonespod

uhhhh i guess i forgot to upload this one. sign up for the patreon and this wont happen (it will still happen)

NO LOVEY DOVEY. NO CBGB. GIVE US SOME MONEY, PATREON.COM/CASEYJONESPOD

follow the red bouncing ball to patreon.com/caseyjonespod (thank you edgar)

i have a special theory for media criticism. this is why i am a podcaster . pretty please give us a dollar patreon.com/caseyjonespod

believe it or not this pod does two episodes a week, if you count 10 days as a week. shut up and give us money patreon.com/caseyjonespod

chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo. lemur go EEH URR EEH URR, how bout you

join the Pod Boys as we learn the truth about manifest destiny: it stinks! TELL UR FRIENDS/ALWAYS FREE 2 LISTEN GIVE A DOLLAR patreon.com/caseyjonespod

whats love got? doo doo lol

love horts

another fun one

on the road again, just can’t wait to get on the road again. givin dollars to my podcastin friends, patreon.com/caseyjonespod

thank you very much to all of the michaels giving us money. we love you

i’m so fucking tired. thank you very much to the new patrons i love you all like my own idiot children

mono means one, rail means rail, give us money and we’ll never fail (patreon.com/caseyjonespod)

RATE US ON APPLE AND SPOTIFY & GIVE US A DOLLAR PATREON.COM/CASEYJONESPOD <<<< DO IT COWARDS

you don’t need pods when you’ve got three jobs, but mongoose is better than weasel. ir baboon is not in cartoon

patreon dot com slash caseyjonespod <<< money hole

no idea what is keeping this off spotify. aaaaagh

i’m stuck in the piss fridge and the toxic slop is dripping all over my body

remember 2002? we sure as hell do. and guess what? it sucked. it was the worst. we all are glad it’s gone and dead and nobody will ever think about it again

i fucking hate you spotify. please just post this fucking episode

More yule! Logs! Hogs! You get the idea, give us a dollar if u please

oh come on ye podcast, pointless and non-triumphant, give us some money so we won’t be poor – patreon.com/caseyjonespod

give mone patreon.com/caseyjonespod <<< come the fuck on y’all. yes it was late because of upload problems. again, money

give us a goddamned monies!!!!

a dragon and james bond would be friends in real life i think. give us a dollar patreon.com/caseyjonespod

well, one of us is half asian. but like, hey. that’s a really good line

please go to apples music and rate 5 stars. it is how we become monied interests

my hudson horked

what do you call 9 nazis and one regular person sitting at a table? 

10 nazis 

thank you as always to ed for coming on! check out @edwardodell on twitter to see his podcast and give him money!!!!!

listen to nicepilled pod! follow @edwardodell on twitter! give us money at patreon.com/caseyjonespod!!!!!!!1

got really stoned & forgot to post this on here. wh oopsie doodle guess you’ll just have to give us money on the patreon!!!!!

Up the mighty Delaware, then out on the open range, before settling into a dystopia built-to-order. follow @imblackonline on twitter and GIVE US DOLLARS PLEASE

(frasier voice) fried posadas and scrambled brains

trying again to post this, it’s not showing up in half the apps. i am not happy

i’m rubber, you’re a variety of pests. i’m suffering from blight and a hard rain is going to wash away all of man’s sinful follies

eating, breathing, and science facts; all combine to create a show that says you should really just relax (we continue to talk about the movies we watched) 

i need to go to a party right now, the rest of this will be up later!!

i made a firend online and he came over to my house!!!!!

it’s my birthday, i went outside, and the podcast is late again. i am sorry

i have no clue why these aren’t uploading right!!! give us money so this stops happening!!!!!

Vol. 1 – The Men Who Stare At Goatse

we actually sorta kinda used the outline i wrote last week. anyways i think i’m a farmer that fucks sheep with genre-savvy, now

batebaw good. buy shirt at grift dot shop and give us moneys at patreon.com/caseyjonespod

all of the music is japanese jazz fusion now. that’s how the podcast is going to work. give us a mfing dollar I AM SO POOR patreon.com/caseyjonespod

really sorry about this being late, i’m going to migrate hosts soon

drugs, book, italians on tv. my oh my

check out Tanhony’s prose at the SCP foundation, his podcast on youtube, and GIVE US A DOLLAR patreon.com/caseyjonespod

look ma, it’s us! we’re alive! and still podding! follow the new pod account @CaseyJPod and BUY SHIRTS AT GRIFT DOT SHOP!!!!!

Miller (@liluberdriver on twitter) of Public Access Podcast (check iTunes) makes his long-awaited return!!!

show me them wrists, son. i wanna see how supple they are. give us a fuckin dollar!!!! patreon.com/caseyjonespod

go to wdefender dot com and read walter’s blog!!! sorry that this is late, don’t know what’s up with the feed

i’m going to be hasan piker’s beautiful man-wife. we shall kiss and hug and the minute he gets paunchy i’m getting a divorce. listen to Who Up? on your podmachines!!!

it’s a bus, but it isn’t. busn’t

oooooh eyyy ma i got a freakin condition. no garlic

it’s a jersey thing. you wouldn’t understand it. follow @imblackonline and give us a friggin dollar patreon.com/caseyjonespod

Otzi daisy,, I done turned into a friggin mummy. Follow @masterkait420 and @Realozzyalex on twitter! give us a dollar! patreon.com/caseyjonespod

hurry, hurry, hurry! step right up! a podcast, in front of a hurricane! we did what we could!

a casual follow up to the last show, now with more fun drug what make you done see funny colors. give us a fucking dollar!!!! patreon.com/caseyjonespod

the bongrips on mic are now a poignant commentary on the state of the drug industry

comic movie was okay this time! and we even all watched the same one!!!!! it’s a miracle

South America, Shanghai, Sudetenland: All places where Scheisse Hits The Fan

back again with more adventure gaming! this time, the party finds itself unable to see the forest for the trees. follow @ebeggin1 on twitter! give him (and us) money!!!!

the thrilling conclusion of our first pathfinder session, with ebeggin (@ebeggin1) on twitters. featuring thrills! spills! a lot of musical accompaniment!

ebeggin is back (follow him @ebeggin1 on twitter), this time to do some fantasy roleplaying, provided to us by Dungeon Master Josh. Part 2 coming sunday!!!!

it feels like most of the time people want an Emperor, he’s really bad at his job

giant robots, weird movies, man-thing and bad video games. give us a friggin dollar patreon.com/caseyjonespod

spacing out is a pleasant euphemism for aeronautic asphyxiation

Brazil! Australia! San Francisco! Where in the world are we? give us a dollar! patreon.com/caseyjonespod

Scott decked a Mets fan, and we talk about why the Pope is lies. Give us a dollar! patreon.com/caseyjonespod

josh is allergic to coconuts, and as such must acquire his nutrition from a horse’s penis

joined by special guest @RGBG4LBJ (follow him on twitters), we tackle some awful private dicks

Long Island Nazis, Podcasters making movies, and so much more! Give us a dollar patreon.com/caseyjonespod

three bugmen talk about space fascism

had a bad day? me too. please, listen to this podcast and feel better

returning once more is friend of the show @ebeggin to go over the greatest hits of the Central Intelligence Agency. give us a dollar patreon.com/caseyjonespod

salt and iron. gamer tears and dick pills. follow @imblackonline on the twitter box!!!!

all that you love, and all that you hate. give us a dollar or i’ll be irate

CJP does SCP with a super-spooky exploration of some fundamental internet culture.

worst episode ever

my peanus horts. follow @impliedchoppy on twitter!!!

this dude really sucks. also give us a dollar please patreon.com/caseyjonespod

Dungeon Master Josh takes Ian and Matt on a little railroad excursion via a first class trip with Call of Cthulhu.

joined again by friend of the show @ebeggin1 (follow him on twitter), we talk the true masters of the universe: Knights who kiss each other on the lips, and the Portuguese

being Jewish is suffering

you might not like it, but this is the ideal human form

Frank Drebin is one hell of a cop

So many ways to die while looking absolutely stunning

this hole is made for diggin’, and that’s just what i’ll do, one-a these days this hole is gonna fill right up with poo

oh, you can’t scare me! i’m sticking to the union!

my neck, my back, bush did warcrimes in iraq. my neck, my back, we read a little ross douthat

i hate movies, i think. maybe it’s just the ones about video games

i’m going to put the honey in my butt

oil!

shrek and frankenstein are both green: ipso facto, they are both movie monsters. this is what we call “simple math”

Sea People: They stink!

i am not italian. Thank God

A very special episode, featuring guest @Ebeggin1 (on twitter), for an episode about the tallest among us.

big monke… lizard? lizard and monke. monke monke monke

low bridge, everybody down

Another classic literature episode – the first in a while – featuring Washington Irving’s A History Of New York. WARNING: There is not much actual history of New York. Sorry (not sorry)

I want a vitamin-filled superdonut

From Buddy Holly, through the Beach Boys, all the way to the Beatles, we find more and more to like about pop music – for now.

Chicken-powered nuclear mines! Airborne ecstasy! Something called “suxamethonium”! All that, and more held within yet another strangely bleak episode. Be sure to check us out at patreon.com/caseyjonespod!

Josh, Ian, Cheyenne and Matt watch another overlooked cinema masterpiece, this time 1984’s Top Secret! starring Val Kilmer. 

White people are a mess! Boog boys are undocumented immigrants! Europeans are in shambles! I’ve been banned from twitter! Chaos Reigns!

The very first international edition of Casey Jones’ Podcast is an XXL full house event, featuring friend of the show Alex Usher. It’s free to listen, but dollarydoos are gladly accepted.

Elvis is everywhere, man. He’s in everything… He’s in everybody. Elvis is in your cheeseburger! In your socks! Elvis… is in your mom!!!!!!!!

Poop! Hitler! Boobies! Train Wrecks! A Patreon! This episode’s got it all. Please check out our new page at patreon.com/caseyjonespod, where we’re going to post all sorts of extra content!

It’s basically an Italian’s fault that there’s a music industry. Thanks a lot, Guglielmo.

A companion of sorts to our series on pop, Thomas Edison is more or less the guy who made a music industry possible. This was not great, in retrospect.

New York, London, Paris, Munich Casey Jones talk about, pop music

haha. this took forever and i want to die. lol

I give New York too much credit, sometimes. It turns out, we’re plenty awful here too. 

America sucks. We warned you!

Charles II of Spain  – my mans had issues. Let’s explore that. 

(al pacino voice) da scent of a mutiny

Inventions, brought to you via convenient Sergio Leone-style framing devices. Boooeoooeooo! wOmp womp womp

This was a nightmare to behold. I have been left insensible. Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

We fill time by looking at the worst ways networks have done the same – from Stone Age slurs to Hitler himself, nothing is beyond sitcoms.