Cashing in with T.J. Miller

One Layer Dip

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 07:21:55 +0000

TJ Miller le enseña a Cash Levy cómo hablar español. Cash Levey lucha por aprender español. Hubo muchos títulos posibles para este episodio, incluyendo: Sisosring the Fringe, Nosotrostradamus y Chippclipper. Disfruta de este podcash caliente y sabroso.

Biosyntheticalicious

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 07:28:05 +0000

How many Snickers ice cream bars does it take to get rid of the flavor of Jacked Doritos? What is the true nature of existence? Who will cash Levy Interview? The answer to all of these questions is YES.

T.J. in his PJs

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 08:17:26 +0000

Slip into your silky jam-jams. Rock your flannels. Cozy up in your lightest of stretchy cottons. At the Raleigh Pajama Convention, T.J. Miller tells a dual-robe-wearing Cash Levy a story so utterly believable, that if you don't hear it, you won't know what to believe.

Terrible Massage

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 12:00:00 +0000

Cash searches for his birth parents after having a near death experience involving socks on a staircase.

Harvesting Teeth

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 10:29:55 +0000

I'm going to be up front and in all honesty if you think about it eventually you'll come around to the idea of when a good time will be to begin the sequence of events that will unfold into what becomes something by route of a roundabout way as we move to an understanding during which we ultimately arrive at what we will come to experience as the point.

3 AM St Louis Bootleg

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 20:46:35 +0000

TJ Miller breaks into Cash Levy's hotel room and forces him to do a podcast.

Topo Chico - Live From Dallas

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 07:22:47 +0000

Celebrate 2019 with an all-new hot and tasty, recorded live in Dallas, Texas... or somewhere thereabouts. This episode has a good amount of hootin, a fair amount of hollerin'... and a consistent ongoing amount of good ol' Texas groanin'. Don't miss, an epic Donkey and the Jeff recap, torso jokes, and a meaty discussion about various types of onesies.

Pretzel Lengths - Live from Oxnard Levity Live

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 09:49:14 +0000

TJ is a sexy fireman. Cash is a sexy zebra, if you are a zebra. Unbeknownst to them, they both partake in the same costume contest. Can a podcast prevail from such off-the-cob conditions?

Fiscal Legs - Live from Utah

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 19:38:54 +0000

Cash introduces his falsetto stylings to the tabernacle choir until the tabernacle spackler shows up to fix the physical and emotional cracks.

Oblong Boomerang - Live from Cleveland

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 12:34:50 +0000

Cash Levey becomes the first inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's new Falsetto wing.

Consolation Cigar

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 09:23:33 +0000

Cash Levy runs into an old friend at a party.

Niagara Penny Farthing

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 15:17:47 +0000

Cash Levy and TJ Miller risk it all.

Crisco Willy

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 07:53:57 +0000

Cash Levy runs into TJ Miller on the bike trail to Niagara Falls. They spontaneously decide to take advantage of the available audio equipment and record a podcast together.

Chainmail Windows

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 09:14:28 +0000

Cash and TJ hurt each other's feelings

Cavernous Tweeners

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 06:03:09 +0000

Cash finds help building a mysterious lego structure.

Bradfords Song - Live from Virginia Beach Funny Bone

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 07:28:14 +0000

Auditions are held for, "Whistling at the Moon," and the talent pool is not ideal. Not ideal.

Mammal Lids

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 16:00:00 +0000

Cash interviews Doug Benson and another mystery guest.

Green Highlights

Thu, 05 Jul 2018 00:10:34 +0000

While auditioning for a new hit TV Show, Cash Levvy runs into his friend TJ Miller.

Crazy Straw - Live from San Diego!

Tue, 08 May 2018 08:34:33 +0000

Cash Levy interviews Seal Trainer and Comedian T.J. Miller. Recorded Live in San Diego.

TinCast Go Cart

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 04:00:00 +0000

The result of an incredible technological coincidence, Cash Levy interviews T.J. Miller.

Humpday Whistle – Live from Nyack Levity Live

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 16:49:29 +0000

Cash Levy interviews T.J. Miller. Recorded live at West Nyack Levity Live Comedy Club.

Swimming Uptown

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 18:49:09 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about musicals, the Meisner technique, Goodwill, Charles Barkley, flannel pants. Dustin Hoffman, Robert Deniro, Mackey Sasser, Bread, Bette Midler, booing, fame, humpday, Dwarf Banderstomp, fire hazards, and ask the question,"Why is it always Tuesday at TGI Fridays?"

This episode was fashioned together at Michaels, listen while making a scrapbook….

Inflatable Pizza

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the split finger fastball, ultrasounds, Howie Mandel, quickfisters, cobras vs mongooses, elephants vs giraffes, Wesley Snipes, horse fellacio, angry cinch jokes, verandas, and ask the question, "Can we make you make a refusal you can't offer?"

Stencil this episode on an oven mitt and then frame it...

Greg Talk- Live from New York!

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the moon, food on a stick, The Statue of Liberty, funnel cake, haunted houses, race cars, road signs, Escape from New York, ladles, and ask the question "Is bald a hair color?"

Listen to this episode during a three hour layover on a runway while daymaring.....

Behind the Gibberish

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about living in Manhattan, cliff jumping, the letter S, making new friends, Ubering, birthdays, beard growing, hyperventilation, Bermuda, and ask the question, "Why does the Warbler fly east?"

Tuck your shirt into your socks for this one, it's a wild ride….

The Worst of Cashing In with T.J. Miller Episodes 86-90

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 07:00:00 +0000

LISTENERS STEVEN SCOTT AND EMILIO HERNANDEZ COMPILE THEIR LEAST FAVORITE SEGMENTS FROM THE SECOND SEASON.

Colossal Crazy Crab- Live from Comedy Central's Clusterfest!

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the Golden Gate Bridge, cable cars, sticky zippers, Ghirardelli Square, artisan breads, Yentyl, mentholiptus, Gorburger, the Cannes Film Festival, The Emoji Movie, Lombard Street, The Kentucky Derby, Summer School and ask the question, "What is the 'mystery' at the Winchester house?"

This is a self guided episode, please listen on your Ipod Nano….

Spinnaker Lounge

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 08:03:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about D.C comics, wine tasting, Sideways, Stonehenge
bigfoot, muppets, puppet skeletons, hand legs, fur labels, photo bombing, and ask the question, "Is anything better then bad sex?"

This episode is the 14th wonder of the world, listen in the Flapjack Room…

Zoot Suit

Tue, 07 Mar 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Arthur C. Clarke, pant framing, the Headless Horsemen, flower smelling, bee stings, fun socks, Farmersonly.com, China, birdbath conversations, dojo's and ask the question, "Can a person be all trunk and no leaves?"

Listen to this episode uninterrupted, while eating Starbursts in the shower…

Clock Crystals

Tue, 31 Jan 2017 09:01:09 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about New Years Eve, Checkoff, Brexit, wankers, tallywackers, lamb licking, Niagra Falls, Uber, Lyft, basketball, Youtube, service dogs, and ask the question, "What you rather have knees or elbows that don't bend?"

Listen to this episode inside a double basement, with your mother in law….

January Surprise

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Donkey and the Jeff, Mad Max, The Eagles, Mr. Pibb, Orange Julius, mimes, late checkouts, bathtub sleep, leprechaun catchers, consumerism, Vanity Fair, the American Dream, childrens authors, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Marmaduke. Fred Bassett and ask the question, "Do fish have butts?"

This episode is wild in the strike zone, and if that's wrong then we don't want to be right…

Hurricane Hoverboard

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the Critics Choice Awards, welcome mats, water parks, Millennials, chili chasing, sunglass pouches, Devo, AMC Pacers, and ask the question, "Should men have a lotion limit?"

Listen to this episode inside a vortex, it's better then Miracle Whip....

Dancing Tickleflaps- Live from Los Angeles

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about sexting, booty calls, mic drops, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, pep talks, bad reviews, marriage proposals, Mucinex, Wax Museums, thread counts, NancyGrace, Fleetwood Mac, Michael McDonald, Dr. Suess, mulitcrastinating, and ask the question, "Should relationships have a star system?"

Read this episode in thirty seven languages and then describe it with an emoji…

Chocolate Seals- Live from Edmonton!

Tue, 13 Sep 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about The Bikini Village, sneak-ins, pre-tipping, street fighters, Pemberton Buttlesticks, Trisket Hurlibutton, big closets, the border patrol, moon expressions, space jacking, the House of Knives, besties with testies, and ask the question, "What is Two Dudes and a Pipe?"

Doctors recommend you listen to this episode one cup at a time and wash it down with a sweet bagel…

Deep Dish- Live from Chicago!

Tue, 30 Aug 2016 08:44:38 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the galactic wizard, Scorsese, Tarantino, Nancy Grace, the symphony, flutists, the Navy Pier, hot air ballooning, romantic phrases, The Kraken, the Rhombus, and ask the question, "Would you sleep in your car for this podcast?"

This episode sounds best in the park while eating an entire cheese loaf....

The Worst of Cashing In with T.J. Miller Episodes 81-85

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 10:09:01 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Hot Foot

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about fire marshals, existential comedians, Atlanta, DJ Cool, artificial hearts, flan pudding, baby Jesus Christ, santa suits, Donald Trump, Sharper Image and ask the question, "Is it wrong to shop around for a donor organ?"

This podcast is open 24 hours, some would call it dudicial….

The Yeti

Tue, 14 Jun 2016 07:15:49 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Alaska, Fleetwood Mac, vibrating globes, cat ear phones, graphic design, pop-up books, poor mans oceans, the Dizzy Dragon, The Iditarod, wrist pumping, sex toys, woodchucks, and ask the question, "How do porcupines make love?"

You'll be "rocking and blocking" to this hot and tasty, it's even better then white noise….

The Worst of Cashing In with T.J. Miller Episodes 76-80

Tue, 26 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Jigsaw Lottery

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about The Dead Sea Scrolls, barn porn, Bob Barker, elephant tears, bunny ears, hog pads, going naked, fat shamers, teeter totters, paper moons, tuna corns, Dwight Eisenhower and ask the question, "Can your pockets be trusted?"

Take this episode inside your cottage and feel free to zip it and dip it…

Tiny Chest Sombrero's

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Robocop, costume parties, nihilism, Rochester Big and Tall, silent auctions, double Adams apples, potato kin, chicken pox, mulch forks, pre- tipping, neck cheese, poodle skirts and ask the question, "Can a pause be pregnant with quintuplets?"

Listen to this one in the back of a pool hall and don't forget your bitcoins….

Deep Dangler

Tue, 22 Mar 2016 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about free love, St Patricks day, The Oscars, Kermit the Frog, The Tooth Fairy, Yoda, the 7 year itch, Goerge Bush, waterslides, Delta Tao, and ask the question, "Which animals are ticklish?"

Listen to this episode on the radio, it's like a tranquilizer for the ears…

The Worst of Cashing In with T.J. Miller Episodes 71-75

Tue, 26 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Airplane Ears

Tue, 05 Jan 2016 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about DNA testing, Green Eggs and Ham, The Matrix, The Doors, turkey lips, flip books, carrot sneezes, rescue plants, short protestors, grab bags, double taps, equality, Mitch Hedberg, and ask the question, "What's happens to a broken elevator?"

Chub it up while you listen to this one, it's better then a witches brew….

Velveteen Pyramids- The Christmas Edition

Tue, 15 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about santa, elves, egg nog, Little Drummer Boy, ham hock socks, sexy elbows, neck farts, clairvoyant drunks, elephant walk, dunk tanks, and ask the question, "What's the best gift you've ever given?"

Listen to this episode with some tough actin tenactin while eating a tube of turkey slices…

Double Goodie Two Shoes

Tue, 08 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the Ace of Base, rally caps, burping whales, The Orient, Star Trek, ugly sleepers, Siri, Bill Cosby, The Birdcage, bad parenting and ask the question, "Where do your texts end up?"

Listen to this while eating a full plate of Rib and wash it down with some porridge…

Double Goodie

Tue, 01 Dec 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about pilgrims, zippered hats, turkey necks, Solvang, cruises, spurs, allergists, DJ's, hotel advice, and ask the question, "Bees?"

Listen to this episode with a fog machine inside the belly of a whale…

THE WORST OF CASHING IN WITH T.J. MILLER EPISODES 66-70

Tue, 24 Nov 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Cash Withdrawal: Deep Bow Salute

Tue, 13 Oct 2015 16:44:16 +0000

Cash talks to Steve Mazan about s'mores kits, Periscope, air spitting, the Confederate flag, the Redskins, Brian Williams, Walter Cronkite, Joe DiMaggio, bee stings, the Elks Club, the Moose Lodge, smoke bombs, the 4th of July, black eyed lions, The Who, and The LA Quorum.

This episode digs down deep to get to the bottom to stay on top, we suggest you do the same....

Cash Withdrawal: Going Blue

Tue, 13 Oct 2015 16:43:06 +0000

Cash and Matt Knudsen talk about Hollywood moments, Animal House, John Belushi, Sexuality for Idiots, Super Bowl whales, tell-all books, heroes, Nutter Butter, useless banter, the bright light in the sky, and double handshakes.

Do the opposite of everything suggested on the show or risk getting a sandwich punch....

Canadian Handshake- Live from Toronto JFL 42!

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 08:50:02 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the Maple Leafs, Chinese lanterns, Little Italy, Turkey, Istanbul, protestors, wedding cake, Triumph, Orchestra Conductors, Rob Ford, Josh Donaldson, free bowl, Eccliptus Interuptus, suburbs, and ask the question, "When is the best time of year to set yourself on fire?"

Listen to this episode during the next Supermoon, it'll be worth the wait…

THE WORST OF CASHING IN WITH T.J. MILLER EPISODES 61-65

Tue, 30 Jun 2015 19:43:44 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Roughhouse Shiva- Live from Raleigh!

Tue, 09 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about nicknames, Rick Stevens and The Cat, The Edge, Chris Rock, the hidden marinara cup sauce trick, bad pizza, gummy worms, water slides, The Critics Choice Awards, "Sweet Home Alabama", annoying noises, underwater welding, flatbread and ask the question, "Why don't horses have chairs?"

Pick up some beef jerky and rock out with your cock out, this episode is better then a Flying J…

The Tuesday Festival- Live from Atlanta!

Tue, 02 Jun 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about CNN, Wolf Blitzer, Sweet Home Alabama, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Bigfoot, diminishing returns, wedding speeches, state slogans, happy hour, electronic music, disorganized crime, jock itch, Nancy Grace, and ask the question, "Is sex better the second time?"

Listen to this episode in a fog storm, you'll still miss the laughter…

Rick Stevens and The Cat

Tue, 19 May 2015 21:26:05 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about David Letterman, The Flintstones, funhouse mirrors, Starbursts, tiny spectacles, elongated belly buttons, animal states, Weekend at Bernie's, onesies, The Hitler Card, laughing Hyenas, bad doctors, and ask the question, "What will you say on your death bed?"

This episode has a twitch which can be useful in the city…

Ladle Coins

Tue, 12 May 2015 09:42:55 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about outdated phrases, Facebook, Sisyphus, Hollywood fashion, effective insults, cyanide overdoses, arsenic, parquet floors, shoe shiners, plump dumpers, Sherwin Williams, superstitions, and ask the question, "What's the going rate for a pig?"

Listen to this one in a help balloon, the show must go on...

Dolphin Boy- Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival

Tue, 28 Apr 2015 08:15:29 +0000

Cash and T.J talk about state slogans, moon wizard, armadillos, The Rio Grande, line dancing, high heels, spurs, show and tell, bearded dragons, Russian roulette, and ask the question, "Is it bragging if it's true?"

This episode is recorded in stereo, please listen with both earholes…

THE WORST OF CASHING IN WITH T.J. MILLER EPISODES 56-60

Tue, 14 Apr 2015 07:55:01 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

THE WORST OF CASHING IN WITH T.J. MILLER EPISODES 51-55

Tue, 31 Mar 2015 07:53:31 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

"Snarfing Shrimp"- Live from Sundance!

Tue, 17 Mar 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J talk about The Sundance Film Festival, Nordic clown shoes, the time police, gondolas, wet naps, The Big Dipper, Sean Connery, Rambo, Tonya Harding, Mucinex, daylight savings loopholes and ask the question, "Are M&M's slumming it with trail mix?"

This one is even better then the shirt off your back, put it in your pipe and smoke it...

Live from the Filly Flop Room

Tue, 10 Mar 2015 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about new putdowns, bad doctors, licorice nooses, peanut brittle blasting, motels vs hotels, wedding dresses, carnival barkers, last words, the expanding universe, uncle Wither Butter, company parties and ask the questions, "What is the gold standard of pretentious?"

Put on your fittens and excuse our dust, the show is still under construction...

Slapping Puppets

Tue, 03 Mar 2015 09:49:28 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about The Oscars, silver chastity belts, spittoon takes, oven mittens, classy ferns, cow ankles, leg elbows, birthday tours, Big Hero Six, and ask the question, "How can you tell if your lawyer is 'Not Ideal'?"

Sit in the sink and listen with care, just stay alert because sometimes people pee there...

THE WORST OF CASHING IN WITH T.J. MILLER EPISODES 46-50

Tue, 24 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

THE WORST OF CASHING IN WITH T.J. MILLER EPISODES 41-45

Thu, 19 Feb 2015 01:16:21 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

iPhone Avatar

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about daily affirmations, giraffe facts, Rambo, geisha steps, rhombus circles, Dionne Warwick, Fidel Castro, metaphorical angels, truth or dare, car chases, safer sandals, pre-inappropriate comment screenings, Silicon Valley and ask the question, "Does neck size matter?"

Put this episode on your bucket list, it's better then french kissing a horse…

Yoda Theft 2- Plastic Goblets

Tue, 03 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about surprise parties, reconstructive surgery, prong fingers, mutton twined chandeliers, Nietzsche, Falaphicy, Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Mucus, dogs dressed up like clowns, Tupperware cars, restless genital syndrome, the Archduchess of Norway and ask the question, "Why can't people be more careful?"

Try not to laugh during this episode, it will only make you cough....

Yoda Theft

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 09:51:53 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Thomas the Tank Engine, carnival games, 50/50 raffles, Vitamin C, farmersonly.com, The Hitler Card, "Little Sisters", Yelp, lazy clouds, snail turtles and ask the question, "Isn't it time for sleeved condoms?"

Things were different when this episode was recorded, they didn't know any better...

Ghost Dusters 2- Time to Tell the Truth

Tue, 20 Jan 2015 18:00:44 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about free range kids, Little Caesar, stagecoach banking, iPhone 6, Yentlfest, online arguing, The LA Times, Dear Abby, grand parenting, Mackey Sasser, Yelp, lazy therapists, bottled bad breath, and ask the question, "Bow tie pasta: the formal Italian dish?"

Listen to this episode in a hot tub of melted butter, it's not just about the corn, it's about the kernels…

Ghost Dusters

Tue, 13 Jan 2015 08:38:45 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Cocoon, mail order pods, broken mirrors, Smokey Bear conventions, Parcheesi, Barbra Streisand, Mary Albert, Orville Redenbacher, Jiffy Pop, Wilford Brimley, Colonel Sanders, The SS Forester, Weird Science and ask the question, "Can there be a chasm where a schism should be?"

This episode is better then two scarecrows french kissing, it will make you shake your moneymaker…

Falsetto Fireworks

Tue, 06 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grinch, Santa Clause, the Winchester Mystery House, Old MacDonald, Sting, Bono, George Michael, Meatloaf, The Shining, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, fantasy carnival games, Ghostbusters, and ask the question, "Is the Grand Canyon natures ladle?"

This belated holiday episode is a full courtyard press, prepare yourself for a pyrotechnic full body release…

Pipe Dreams 3- Crazy Legs

Tue, 30 Dec 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Curious George, Dave Mathews, suicide by celery, help balloons, Gold's Gym, misplaced pianos, guilty pleasures, the 1972 A's, virtual reality, baking tragedy's, bathtub Elephants, yeast rising, cellophane underwear, soap radios, karaoke crowd surfing, shower party's, and ask the question, "How is sex similar to pizza?"

This episode is like an itch that can't be scratched, you have to smoke it out…..

Pipe Dreams 2- Throwing Bugles

Tue, 16 Dec 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about New Years Eve, Super Bowl ladles, dropkicking turkeys,, Wipeout, speed walking, Evil Kneivel, the hitler card, grand marshal, winning arguments, lemon butts, craisins, Denny's, eating pebbles, time zones and ask the question, "Is thanksgiving worth it?"

This hot-n tasty episode is more fun then an escalating Quaker blast, it's short on cranberries and long on tater tots...

Pipe Dreams-Part 1

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 20:55:14 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about holiday insults, mistletoe, tiny anvils, molting parties, skin suits, telescopes, catapults, Johnny Carson, Nikki Glaser, Quakers, peanut brittle, peacocks, arm wrestling and ask the question, "Who is 'Little Brad?"

Listen to the episode with a spoonful of Whiskey, it sounds better out of context…..

The Neapolitan Card

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 08:23:07 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the Nixon tapes, Billy Joel, grief sex, the Pacific Crest trail, the English Channel, tennis, boxing, arm knees, baby showers, turkish baths, hoarding, feral gentlemen, unspirational quotes, invisible necklaces and ask the question, "Does Cash have the 'Right Stuff'?"

Don't ever forget or erase this episode, it is second to Naan….

Breaking Bread- The Lost Pods Trilogy Finale

Tue, 18 Nov 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about wedding invitations, meaningless memes, face bangs, hair hats, saddle levitation, Reeses big cups, scarecasts, ticker tape parades, battering rams, Edward James Olmos, Ted Mggilicutty, Attila the Hun, trolls, the milky way, Panero vs Hooters, frowning Moji's, and ask the question, "How do lambs get pregnant?"

This episode is funnier than a 50 dollar pig. If you want it to make sense, you say it…..

The Lost Pods Trilogy- Part 1001

Tue, 11 Nov 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about The World Series, Bob Schnieder, Junipero Serra, Andrew Jackson, incubation tanks, Venetian blinders, Macky Sasser, Pemberton Bulltlesticks, Triskett Hurlibutton, tantric styles, breaking bread, selfies, cars and coffee cups, and ask the question, "Will T.J. give Cash his kidney?"

This pack of pods is more like a gaggle of swaggles, it will burst your bursa sack….

The Lost Pods Trilogy - Part 1000

Tue, 04 Nov 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Big Hero Six, The Doobie Brothers, Colonel Sanders, The Shining, Days of our Lives, axes vs hatchets, rubber turduckens, leg wings, double shoes, wiji boards, morse code, ghost rain, , and ask the question, "Is a wig just a hat of hair?"

Put on a "school of gruel" t-shirt and listen to this hot-n-tasty pod alone, it's like a taser in a hot tub....

The Worst of Cashing in with TJ Miller episodes 36-40

Tue, 21 Oct 2014 07:32:48 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

The Worst of Cashing in with TJ Miller episodes 31-35

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 14:36:25 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Phoenix Rising- Live from the Ashes

Tue, 07 Oct 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grand Canyon, Chupacabra, John Mccain, golfing accidents, desert hoodies, grampadres, free hugs, bronze balls, death by celery, intrepid hair, Moon Wizard, shoulder pubes, tiny alligators and ask the question, "What's the least pleasurable thing you can eat with a straw?"

Check yourself into an Italian themed retirement community and listen to this episode, it will cure night frights, honey sticks and totally Eclipse your heart….

Popcorn Waterfalls

Tue, 30 Sep 2014 09:30:38 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about conspiracy theories, Jim Morrison, status anxiety, fashion week, tribute beards, jet lag, stomach anvils, Cash stackers, margaritas, attractive people, Tang, Billy Idol, lunchbox ecosystems and ask the question, "Which episode ruined your life?"

Front load this truthsetto straight into your earholes, the sound quality is exemplary….

Silly Straw

Tue, 23 Sep 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about forehanded insults, bachelor parties, pear shaped bodies, animal crackers, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Franken, jousting, drunk shopping, bird deposits, carnyism, and ask the question "Are letters shrking their responsibilities?"

Open up a canister of nougat and listen to this one with your hat on backwards, it will answer questions nobody asked...

Elephant Afterparty

Tue, 16 Sep 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about oracles, weddings, religion, make up sex, ballerina's, extemporaneous vows

funny hats, baseball fever, lamps plus, Moon Wizard 2, Dog Day Afternoon, Transformers, and ask the questions, "Is the word Betrothed pronounced Betrothed or Betrothed?"

Put a roll bar on your ears for this episode, you're in for one bumpy ride….

Tangled Twins- Live from San Diego!

Tue, 02 Sep 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Donkey Kong, The World Cup, Legoland, Sea World, Broadway musicals, mechanical bulls, The Wright Brothers, The Super Bowl, False alarms, smores vs sex, chinese fire drills, sleep outs, and ask the question, "Are smoke detectors really just dead battery detectors?"

This entire episode is one endless segue, it was reviewed favorably on Yelp…..

Poet Parables- Live from Portland!

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about caveman pictionary, travel sombreros, popcorn waterfalls, book guilt, turtle faces, open mouth winks, the first giraffe, masturbation regret, open pole night, animal doppelgängers, Navy readiness, robot sex, trolls, socialism, Margaret Thatcher, "What's the best heckle at a soccer game?"

Crack open a micro brew and and set this episode to music, it's poetry to the ears of a robot…

Binge Winking

Tue, 12 Aug 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and Tj talk about Checkov, Christian Bale, paleo diets, camping, penny horses, cliff bars, imaginary friends, caterpillars, crunches, excuses, scrubs, weddings, and ask the question, "Is licking your wounds the best medicine?"

This episode will induce crippling insomnia, listen with a friend and then hug it out…..

The Worst of Cashing in With TJ Miller Episodes 26-30

Tue, 05 Aug 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Salty Butter Face- Live from Omaha!

Tue, 29 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Children of the Corn, Gandhi, Sean Connery, Mark Walberg, Night at the Museum, Robert Redford, tambourine hands, igloos, creme corn, biscotti, brownie envy, identity theft, and ask the question, "Is working in a kissing booth the second oldest profession?"

Geologists have concluded that this episode never existed, fight for your right to listen anyway…

Vacuum Sealed Savants

Tue, 22 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Dionysus, jerk chicken, fools gold, pineapple hats, Arnold Schwarzenegger parallel universes, sack races, breast preferences, softwood floors, The World Cup, and ask the question, "What is the best superpower?"

This episode is both functional and festive, keep it inside a safe deposit box next to your favorite magazine….

Siren Shucking

Tue, 15 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Nietzsche, Transformers, Kelsey Grammar, memoirs, foot fetishes, corn husking, gravestones, leather oneseys, 3D movies, beautiful people, flip flops with jeans, Old Man River, and ask the question, "What are Farmerians?

Listen to this retro episode in a 3 ply Cash stacker formation, and don't forget your glasses….

The Worst of Cashing in With TJ Miler, Episodes 21-25

Tue, 08 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Clown Momento 2 - The Black Box

Tue, 01 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ discuss The Big Bang, Plato, Steve Martin, Andy Warhol, NIght Rider, The Streak, super soakers, happy crying, ugly barbers, and ask the question, "Does perfection exist?"

Listen to this episode on a long drive and don't be afraid to use the dipstick test…..

Clown Momento

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about unicorn whales, Miami Vice, Flashdance, popping and locking, sleep charting, adult onesies, sequined straws, juggling, eyepatch pilots, ejaculation options, sex interrupted, The All American Red Heads, and ask the question, "Why are dogs so interested in bestiality?"

Listen to this episode, erase your mind, repeat….

Day-Glo Pro

Tue, 17 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about droidlocks, paddleboats, palindroms, carjacking, Twizler lips, bad houseguests, houseboats, scooters, "The Circle", Swiss Family Robinson, Kickstarter and ask the question, "Is it good to have a Pez Neck?"

Listen to this episode while sitting in a tree, it was whittled with care out of Jelly Belly's....

It's the Bumble not the Bee

Tue, 10 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about zombies, karma, Mt.Rushmore, The Oval Office, amusement parks, NBA Basketball, crystal meth, bumper stickers, totem poles, swollen tear ducts, and ask the question, what is "Slurpee Blue?"

Listen to this episode with a crosscourt two eared technique, it will shake things up for you…

Blue Haiku

Tue, 03 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about their 100th episode, zombies, clones, carjackers, sexy musical instruments, air jamming, cautionary tales, car dancing, crash test dummies, hydration tactics, and ask the question, "Do we need a five minute holding period for rental cars?"

This episode is best accompanied by a drum machine, sing along with the parts you know…..

Centennial Streaker - Live from The Capitol!

Tue, 20 May 2014 07:00:00 +0000

In their 100th episode, Cash and TJ talk about sex scandals, political movies, The White House, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Constitution, Martin Van Buren, Handel, MC Hammer, DC Cab, nudists, Orangutans, Evian facial spray, burp tweets, document shredding, bad doctors, The Lock Ness Monster, bobble heads, and ask the question, "Should cursive be considered a second language?"

This episode has been transcribed in Wingding on granite rock to preserve it's eternal integrity…..

Paparazzi Trojan

Tue, 13 May 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Pinocchio, Sisyphus, Yosemite Sam, Ashton Kucher, Threes Company, the Ladle Baby, water cumberbuns, monopods, umbrella hats, DNA testing, dualing banjos, wet ipads, Cougar hunters, hot dog eating contests, mime parades and ask the question, "What is the 'eye dropper diet?"

Shoot this episode into your veins, then lie down on a chez lounge and listen while navigating some class three rapids....

Migrating #2 Pencil

Tue, 06 May 2014 07:21:58 +0000

Cash and TJ discuss David Letterman, The Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, The Great Gatsby, Saturday Night Live, Two and a Half Men, signing autographs, the Museum of Modern art, TJ's trip to Mexico, reconditioning music, swimming phones, help balloons, imploding people, and ask the question, "What are 'party geysers?'"

This episode is more polarizing then neutralizing, give yourself a master cleanse after listening...

Migrating Pencil

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ discuss their 100th episode celebration in Washington DC, donnybrook situations, Candyland, Arbitron ratings, wiffle-ball stadiums, street credibility, adult water wings, breakfast soup, wing tips, shopping cart stunts and ask the question "Is Nick Vatterrot OK?"

This episode will induce a full body release, listen with a few bottles of white-out…

The Worst of Cashing in with TJ Miller" Episodes 16-20

Thu, 24 Apr 2014 18:17:24 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Guantanamo Dinosaur! Part Deux

Tue, 15 Apr 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Nietzsche, scuba pants, Benihana, Bees, caricature artists, Custers "Last Stand", imitation crab, air horns, slip and slides, lollipops and ask the question, "Can a person meditate too much?"

Request this hot-n-tasty pod as an extra juicy side dish and then eat around the condor feathers…..

Guantanamo Dinosaur

Wed, 09 Apr 2014 16:47:47 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Triskett Hurlibutton, bank robberies, bulletproof vests, band aids, maple syrup, Kermit the Frog, crystal meth, Silicon Valley, mountain biking, health problems, Old Yeller, Barbara Striesand, drug addictions, favorite vices, and Subway, and ask the question, "Are comedians happy?"

Listen to this episode in a tiny dark room while eating bacon….

Slide Show Conspiracy 2 - Doritos Poker

Tue, 01 Apr 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Heaven, Yonderland, Match.com, unpredictable friends, virtual farming, Fiat toasters, gazelles, Woody Allen, adultery, self absorption, barf sucking, cinnabuns vs flowers, crumberbuns, and ask the question, "At what age do you realize life is horrible?"

If you listen to this birdbath conversation in your infancy you'll have ample time to recover….

Slide Show Conspiracy

Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:41:43 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about binge kissing, killer abs, bolo ties, pony tails, belly buttons, lint traps, moon hoaxes, breakups, sun dials, Jason Statham, Gorky Park, ladleholics, pubic braids, "Breaking Away", and ask the question: "Bees?"

Listen to this episode at the bottom of a quarry, it's worth more then a few "Sand Benjamins"…..

Pinball Totem Tank- Part 2

Tue, 18 Mar 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, spiritual healers, soft pillowy heads, Bonobo chimps, shamans, flab nabbing hat grabbers, hypochondriacs, "House of Cards", the sacred and profane, divining rods, sex records, Cukes vs Cumbers and ask the question, "Can you trust a man who wears a bear pelt?"

Let yourself get horn-swaggled into listening to this one, it will make your home a house...

Pinball Totem Tank- Part 1

Tue, 11 Mar 2014 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about fashion breakthroughs, Point Break, carnival rides, blanket forts, wind chimes, Washington DC, bad whistling, Police Academy movies, lay nets, beer pong, baby monsters, defending your dignity and ask the question, "What is a Rachel epitaph?"

This episode will cure loneliness and physical manifestations, open it up with a new set of chime keys...

The Worst of Cashing in With TJ Miller EP. 11-15

Tue, 04 Mar 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

Churro Trash- Live from Skyline Comedy Cafe!

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about evolution, Unicorns, eucalyptus farts, The Olympics, sturgeon fishing, sexting, MC Hammer, John Rambo, Nancy Grace, bacon nose, selfish moons, kidney gifts, and ask the question, "Why is time God?"

Listen to this episode while eating out of a trash can and then wash it down with some melotonin beer……

Ladle Baby Too - Centipede Foxtrot

Tue, 18 Feb 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about self-help books, french kissing, postcard stalkers, helmet hair, leg envy, Droopy the Dog, Tanya Harding, Jenny Craig, The Oscars, Canada, Mexico, tipping tips and ask the question, " Is Bono better then us?"

Don't take this historic episode for granted, for optimal pleasure listen inside a re-gifted waterbed…

Ladle Baby

Tue, 11 Feb 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Centipedes, The Kiss army, Fila track suits, carnival games, Utah drinking laws, snow driving, crouton sandwich's, Abercrombie and Fitch, weather balloons, modern fishing, and ask the question, "What's the strangest thing you can order at a restaurant?"

Listen to the is one and then donate it to Goodwill, it is filled with much Yang……

The Qigong Trilogy- Part 3

Tue, 04 Feb 2014 08:00:00 +0000

In this shocking conclusion, Cash and TJ talk about weird dreams, rude awakenings, gas violations, child rearing ideas, wrestling holds, rescue dogs, elephants, REO Speedwagon, pickle aversions and ask the question, "Why are people putting jelly inside of chocolate?"

Recommended by critics as the "Essential" Cashing In episode, something wicked this way comes…..

The Qigong Trilogy- Part 2

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, Rumpelstilskin, Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit , windless sailing, naval fetishes, box sets, monkey bars vs teeter totters, staycations, pine tar, bad puns, and ask the question, "Is "getting dizzy" a gateway drug for kids?"

The Qigong Trilogy- Part 1

Tue, 21 Jan 2014 22:09:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about eternal life, surprise parties, meditation meet ups, sexy Santa hats, tree negligence, ferret stand-ins, tiny honey sticks, ribbed condoms, detached retinas, Greek vacations, moped shortages, and ask the question, "How would you describe TJ in two words?"

Listen to this historic trilogy on a yoga mat, it will re-affirm your belief in cliffhangers….

Finger Knees

Tue, 14 Jan 2014 17:41:48 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Batman, The Beatles, Duke Ellington, sick astronauts, lemon water, boob pants, humble opinions, movies vs. books, butt tattoos, and map rooms, and ask the question, "Can you trust people who don't eat chocolate or drink coffee?"

Set your clocks back a day and listen to this one in a 24 hour loop, it's like an extra dry undercarriage on a hot summer day…..

Dizzy Cumberbuns

Tue, 07 Jan 2014 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about New Years resolutions, vetriliquest dummies, In-laws, animal cruelty, road rage, Hellraiser, Vin Diesel, Carrot Top, horse driven bicycles, fanny packs and ask the question, "When will we see "Cashing In, The Movie?"

Listen to this episode at the gym, right before your love turns to hate…

Holiday Loopholes

Tue, 17 Dec 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Christmas music, horny elves, Mrs. Clause, Michael Mcdonald, Frank Sinatra, angry mobs, domesticated Javalinas, 12 1/2 step programs, the seeds of revolution, stocking coal, the Liberty Bell, family trips, and ask the question, "Why is Santa so unhealthy?"

Put a barrel around your waist and listen to this one with some hot nog, it will warm your heart…

Dangle in a Bottle

Wed, 11 Dec 2013 01:20:03 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about scientology, gambling addicts, porn stars, inspirational speakers, insecure gods, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, New York, Birddogging, ultimate fighters and ask the question, "Is Cash just like Nostradamus?"

This episode will tickle your Hamster and remind everyone "You can't control the moon!"

Pajama Pilots

Tue, 03 Dec 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about zombie grapes, considerate crimes, snuggle parties, smart antennas, fashion advice, selective amnesia, Mozart, Woody Allen, Owls, Starbursts, and ask the question, "Can a person be too focused?"

Stick your feet in some warm slippers and enjoy to this episode while going through a carwash....

Turkey Interruptus

Tue, 19 Nov 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about breakups, brew masters, baristas, Russian roulette, motor homes, bullying, skeeball, Yoda, pilgrim pops, the meaning of Thanksgiving and ask the question, "Shouldn't we all get free Wi-Fi?

Eat a fifty-five pound bird and then listen to this episode in a state of sleepy bliss......

High Moon - Live from Nerdmelt

Tue, 12 Nov 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about hypnotists, soothsayers, removable hoods, leg elbows, bad first dates, gavel objections, fancy grave stones, Ladodeling, podcast hecklers, lying to children, and ask the question, "Why do we hurt the ones we love?"

Corner someone at an office party and force them to listen to this episode, it's better then "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

Butter Coma

Tue, 05 Nov 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about "Mans search for meaning", Tarzan, Red Fox, Janis Joplin, excessive hubris, scary animals, texting while talking, ass bites, American England, angry proposals, underacheasers, post tailgating and ask the question, "Why aren't more couples high fiving with their toes?"

Do some public stretching, throw down on a thighmaster and make sure to get sticky for this one….

Checkmate Chow Mein

Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Yoda, laughing gas, Nerf furniture, Fleetwood Mac, cocaine trafficking, superhero super foods, carrot cake lobbies, earthquakes, their new reality show and ask the question, "How do you make a bouncy house into a bouncy home?"

This episode is like a gentle swab with a q-tip, it's inside all of us....

Slinky Dipping

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about happy endings, tomato sex, Miley Cyrus, ostrich people, trick or treating, backseat drivers, vigilante justice, cloud haters, celebrity orbiting, incompetent pastors, and ask the question, "Can a peanut butter cup be too small?"

Share this episode with a friend who you no longer want to be friends with….

Sweet Heat- Live from Legends Mall

Tue, 15 Oct 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about gateway drugs, getaway cars, Simon and Garfunkel, KC and the Sunshine Band, George Brett, Hooters, medicine balls, five leaf clovers, The Last Supper, snow angels, leap year marriages, wedgies, Chiclets, and ask the question, "Would Cash ride a dinosaur bareback?"

Save the date and put a handle on this extra long hot and tasty, it makes the perfect ladle….

The Worst of Cashing In with TJ Miller Ep. 1-10

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the early years.

Globe Doodler

Tue, 08 Oct 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Fifty Shades of Grey, balloon animals, casual preachers, artificial history museums, service pets, hamburger helper, ultimate frisbee, goofy calendars, losing keys, rough air, and ask the question, "Why don't fireman just live downstairs?"

Listen to this episode with a neck pillow on, then hoist till your moist….

Amnesia Maskers

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about strip clubs, penis envy, whiskey bars, cross dressing, world records, juggling, assistant life coaches, taco truck roulette, adult onesie's, skinny dipping and ask "Is it wrong to spray vagrant children?"

Put on a Nancy Grace mask and get this episode memorized, it may be a question on Jeopardy….

Flashmob Heroes

Tue, 24 Sep 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Einstein, child actors, palindromes, teeter totters, The Inca Trial, Kirk Cameron, The Proclaimers, Britney Spears, Bonnie Raitt, Vanilla Ice, chainmail oven mitts, piggyback apps, and ask the question, "Who's the next Benji?

Listen to this episode all night and party all day, doctors say it's the best medicine…

Polygamy Games

Tue, 17 Sep 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about the the Rock-N-Roll Hall of fame, sex and drugs, El Dubarge, Sir Mixolot, Weezer, AC/DC, John Goodman, multitasking, insecure itunes, bad fiancés, Yonderland, mating schedules and ask the question "How hard is it to do 30 packs of Nitrous oxide?"

This might be the most romantic episode yet, so put it on the top of your docket and love the pod your with…

Puppet Marathon

Tue, 10 Sep 2013 04:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about farmers markets, sweater vests, Martin Van Buren, crisis management, hunger strike movies, Neti pots, feather duster abuse, Chicago heat, nose tea and ask the question, "How many episodes will it take to ruin everyone's life?"

Listen to this episode in the downward dog position followed with a healthy dose of Ambien……

Castaway Tuesday

Tue, 03 Sep 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about hair chinstraps, Flat Stanley, uncompromising cheese, elevator music, toll booth operators, Spanish lacrosse, baby oil wrestling, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Green Machines, bathroom art, Hula Pie, tilapia nozzle cakes, and ask the question, "Did the Blowfish need Hootie?"

Take off your shoes and listen to this episode on the beach, while playing a Sax…..

Shark Footprints

Tue, 27 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Miracle Whip, sunken treasure, movie premieres, paparazzi, Donald Trump, Lewis and Clark, foot-job machines, carnival games, insecure Ice cream, balloon animals, romantic porn, sticks of gold, and ask the question, "What happened to Cash's hunger strike?"

Take off your shoes and put on a leg shirt for this episode, it's like french bullion in a wishing well….

Star Belly Sneetch Riot

Tue, 20 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Nerd flasks, mug shots, beard tails, Nick Nolte, Benjamin Franklin, The Backstreet Boys, birthday etiquette, 3 minute bluffing, positive lying, dinner pictures, cobbler donnybrooks, pharaoh fashion and ask the question, "Shouldn't it be an E for effort?"

Listen to this episode on a cell phone taped to a stick, it will sound perfect if you lower your standards….

Gluten Whip

Tue, 13 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ discuss Cash''s hunger strike, The Wolverine, jury duty, Battlefield Earth, Private Benjamin, living on a Kibbutz, alarm clock licking, flip flop tantrums, double pink eye, K-Mart rewards programs, Olive Garden sex and ask the question, "Does TJ have a 'fair and balanced opinion?"

Grab some gummy worms and listen to this one inside a crawl space, it's more entertaining then a civil war re-enactment…

Nerd Burglar

Tue, 06 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about the cruise debacle, drive through humor, mood altering substances, dog vomit, sea world, tic-tacs, fake ID's, captain Ahab, facial wraps, the industrial revolution, whale watching, criminals at kinko's, and ask the question, "Why are their no tea table books?"

Read this episode on a piece of papyrus paper while wearing a rubberized jumpsuit….

Sushi and Diet Coke

Tue, 30 Jul 2013 06:47:24 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about the 4th of July, holiday re-shuffling, pre-trivializing, sex riddles, lockbox pockets, vitamin pill wards, ancient aqueducts, brass knuckles, closet wallets, outdoor candelabras, foldable bicycles, trapper keepers, and Underoos, and ask the question, "Are parties going out of style?"

Listen to this watershed episode after lighting an eternal sparkler, and then matriculate down the waterfront…..

Scaryoke Station

Tue, 23 Jul 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about marriage proposal techniques, Google rage, hair stylist love, hubcap keys, leg shirts, family week, Rocky, Olympic skating, time release putdowns, DR J, etcha sketch, X Games, and ask the question, "Where's the best place for a spinning full body release?"

Put the seat back and listen to this episode while taking the summer off, then send it out to sea in a Dr Pepper bottle….

DJ Dragon Roll

Tue, 16 Jul 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about safe words, mammal monogomy, pansexuality , Obama masks, Willie Wonka, Ewoks, tilty tables, mobile homes , The Sopranos, slow dancing, rude awakenings, Yogi Bear 3DP and ask the question, "Can you eat while skydiving?"

Listen to this episode while enjoying a dipper lipper, because they don't leave anything in the tank and you can't take it with you….

Woodland Medley-Live from The Hyatt Place!

Tue, 09 Jul 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about southern accents, lottery tickets, belly buttons, drug addled llamas, Heathcliff, Garfield. horse racing, front tents, gift cards and ask the question "Is Clifford the ultimate service dog?"

Plug into this episode while wearing a bullet proof vest, the Eagle has landed....

American Placebo

Wed, 03 Jul 2013 00:47:52 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about flag etiquette, intergalactic bigotry, sperm control, balloon animals, summer songs, music festivals, sky malls, whale jazz, faking death, Bruno Mars, bumblebee awareness, birthday cakes, and ask the question, "How loud do you listen to the podcast?"

This Kung Pao Pod tastes like summer, run through the sprinklers while listening….

Snoopy Strikes Twice

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about elitist toasters, Model T Fords, moonshine rooms, gin cellars, wizell worms, hells hikers, octopus minglers, flat globes, yellow bellied cowards, and ask the question "Why does everything taste worse when it's been cooked in a microwave?"

Listen to this "Best of T.J Miller" episode like your ancestors did, by "taking a roll in the hay!"

Jenga Jerky

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Tex Mex, cola wars, bulbous face, glosters, aging blankets, thin littles, drum circles, Elton John, fun juggers, toothless alligators, blue emus, and ask the question, "Where would you put your Oscar?"

Listen to this episode in the Wingman State while reading a copy of Bus Weekly, it will make you purrr......

Scratcher in the Rye

Tue, 28 May 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about stationary unicycles, business card cemetery's, Wolfgang Puck, prénatal vitamins, Captian Ahab, whale face, hemlock shots, hand washing, iPhone coasters, and ask the question, "What is your spirit liquor?"

This episode will lick your soul, listen from the back of a banana seat…

Poppycock Alley

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Twin Peaks, Green Eggs and Ham, seasonal crumpets, cake babies, pop-up books, Hallmark Original Movies, earth tours, speeding tickets and ask the question, "What is Spike TV trying to prove?"

Put both legs to sleep and listen to this episode, it will be chamber music to your ears....

Apocalypse Cow

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about ninja prodigies, werewolf remedies, symbolic roses, adopted highways, snobby chopsticks, brittle people, badger sitting, elbow butter, secret operations, snipple whips, and ask the question "Is TJ an idiot savant?"

No fruits were abused in the recording of this historic podcast…..

Hamhawk Ball

Tue, 07 May 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about James Bond, bobble head girlfriends, angst ridden super heroes, kindergarten sociopath's, restless leg dancing, bird bath lovemaking, green grape peanut butter muffins, elementary school stuntmen, the price of fame, passive resistance, and ask the question, "How grumpy was Gandhi when he got hungry?"

Destroy this episode after listening and don't ever let your X hear it…..

Bigfoot Momma's House

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, poison oak face, human windmills, car camping, sleep over techniques, eye blankets, energy straps, tonsils in a jar, and ask the question,
"Does Yowie swing both ways?"

If you're eating this episode, take little bites. This is not a drill!

Roadhouse Original

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:11:11 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about appliance violence, tether jacking, McFlurry mules, greatest hits albums, Marmot elbow, boring buttons, shirtless bikers, weird dreams, gift techniques and ask the question, "Can you sleep your way to the bottom?"

Choose your own adventure from this episode, it's better then a strainer full of gravel.....

Speedball Parade

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about coffee addiction, national pod dump day, masturbation headaches,
adult chocolate milk, esteem scales, gravel pudding parfait, prolonging your prime, Lindsey Lohan, Central America, and ask the question, "Are hostages just friends at gunpoint?"

Pop open the safety seal on this hot, tasty pod and listen while enjoying a Morning Jack.....

Hieroglyphic Salad

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about The Scopebow Incident, superstitions, confessions, blowing beans, locksmith power, The Fast and Furious 6, clubbed feet, deli meats, tilt a whirls, and ask the question, "When was the last time you climbed a tree?"

Listen to this episode while whipping your weeping willow with a lampshade on your head.....

Karaoke Clover

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about airport tents, mud rooms, homeless hook-ups, toddler face, sleep charting, sensitive nipples, advice shows, appreciating youth, Shamrock Shakes, and ask the question, "What's more American then a fat elbow?"

Listen to this porkcast in your studio apt while eating a burrito as big as your head.....

Bird Bath Conversation

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about the new baby, cookie pies, recreational epidurals, labor negotiations, caramel corn, head touching, nurse tipping, hair condoms, staff stealing, angry billy goats and ask question, "Where do you put the umbilical cord?"

Listen to the human words in this episode while watching along on Facepic….

Scratch the Dragon

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about astronomers, metal jockeys, bathroom phones, Duran Duran, Billy Idol, emergency exits, Robert Frost, peeping Toms, snowboarding lingo, getting older, and ask the question, "Who is Mr. Champagne and why does he order so much room service?"

Listen to this episode on a chairlift while counting your toes....

Smurf Cabinet

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 06:15:15 +0000

Cash and TH talk about mans search for meaning, fake mustaches, functional belts, eye Milk, REI babysitting, genital presentation, Halloween parties, bathroom attendants and ask the question "Are we all just hypocrites?"

Listen to this episode 19 times in succession while drinking a 19 hour energy, it's a Worlds Record...

Office Mask

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 08:00:00 +0000

In this fan appreciation episode, Cash and TJ talk about diet books, funeral clowns, bacon chasers, conjoined twins, harassment techniques, back tattoos, cactus gifts, and ask the question, "Why is Hammurabi's code so hurtful?"

Make sure to buy some stock options for this episode and then read it on a grain of rice....

Canker Store

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about man thongs, imaginary friends, elephants' nemesis, hiccup cures, soft wood floors, Toblerone McFlurrys, Carnival card games, natures Rubix cube, and ask the question, "Why is Waldo on the run?"

Turn off the lights and listen to this one in the shower....

Pleasure Tether

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about space beer, zero gravity sticky zippers, sexoholics vs kleptomaniacs, little fibbies, nozzle cream, chocolate laxatives, silent Sundays, and ask the question, "Can you text from the outskirts of Yonderland?"

Drink some Tang before this teeny tiny episode, and make sure you listen in the dark...

Valentine Colada

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Jamba births, acceptable alcoholism, bad analogy's, midwives, self flatulation, drunkles, Swedist day, sex acne, corporate holidays, ugly donkeys, and ask the question, "How great is Bakersfield on a Saturday?"

Adjust the temperature in your car and listen to this episode with a loved one, things could be worse...

Closet Space

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about famous last words, God's existence, cloning, Wang Chung, bad roommates, hoarders, optimum shirts, square footage jerks and ask the question, "Can a real man carry a purse?"

"Break the Glass" and listen to this episode, you'll be just getting started.....

Tumbleweed Rodeo

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about beekeepers, vampires vs werewolves, tiny dogs, snake necks, astrology, lost instincts, holiday cards, mankind's progress, making friends, scamp knuckles, and ask the question, "What will become of Triskett Hurlibutton?"

Listen to this episode in solitary confinement while taking a sample from natures snack bar.....

Sneezing Ladle

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about birthdays, pirates, ear enlargers, cliff tents, naan cocoons, Kirk Douglas, bird people, and ask the question, "Has anyone ever made it to Yonderland?"

This episode sounds best while drinking pure grain alcohol and playing a game of Yahtzee!

Teeny Tiny Bonus Baby 2- Legend of Curly's Gold

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:00:00 +0000

TJ briefly ducks into the studio during the break, and finds out what it's like to be Cash Levy...

Teeny Tiny Bonus Baby

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ experience withdrawal symptoms and have a quick, ten minute conversation during their sabbatical....

Calamari Snowman

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about moonshine tweeting, pregnant carpooling, chocolate-aholics, confused bigots, blackout cake, snexting, sneaky lions, anas connections, foodie fatties, and ask the question "Does evil exist?"

Listen to this landmark New Years edition while driving in the emergency lane, it sounds like a string coming off a sweater….

Kangaroo Xmas

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Santa's secrets, perfect gifts, offensive holiday euphemisms, candy canes, the twelve days of hair, the star of David, Jack Frosty, Syrian pharaohs, Rapunzel tugs, and ask the question "Who is Thomas Blueberry?"

This episode should be on the top of your tree. Put on some ear enlargers and listen to it while eating a healthy portion of Reindeer Venison....

Nozzle Cakes

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about concert etiquette, penis whistles, voice overs, sneak ins, hit and run, STD's vs parking spaces, desert Island companions, and ask the question "Have you read the 'Full body Release Report'?"

Don't spend your hard earned time on this comedy tapestry, it would be unselfish not to…..

Airport Courage

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Elf altercations, "Sneak Insomes", bathrobe guilt, paparazzi shame, Chapstick borrowing, ugly art, sword holsters, moonshine comebacks, and ask the question, "Why do people age so quickly at Smoky Joes Spin Cycle Cafe?"

To avoid getting sick, listen to this episode while wearing a Cashphrase Necklace and take heavy doses of Oscillococcinum.....

Pyrrhic Victory

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and Tj talk about bad storytellers, hot PBS hosts, holiday burnout, walking in Memphis, freeballing in Montana, breakfast putdowns, Whirlybirds vs Choppers, Elks tales, embarrassing moments, and ask the question, "What is a Glastle?"

This episode tastes best with a healthy dose of Mermaid soup....

Blueberry Muffin Foot

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:34:38 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about time traveling wizards, valet hustlers, new perfumes, funny rock stars, packing mistakes, Aristophanes beard, Medusa, and ask the question, "Do the Russians love their children too?"

Before listening, make sure to have some Da-Shi Pie and procrasturbate while listening to ZZ Top......

Whiskey Flute

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ discuss Mars discoveries, Flippers ego, arm pockets, Nascar improvements, baby names, friend haters, chior debacles, shopping strategies, Hiking vs Walking and ask the question, "Why are Panda's so sexually active?"

For best effect, listen to this episode while being chased by a herd of angry button collectors.....

Dangling Watermelon

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 08:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about the presidential election, adventures in babysitting, foreplay strategies, best first date options, bad impressions, horse berating, factual lying, piggyback rides, rodeo clowns and ask the question, "Where can you see the Terrible Timbers?"

For best results, listen to this episode on stilts while wearing a top hat....

Telekinetic Parrot

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 09:39:40 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about bachelor castles, butterfly superhero's, diminishing returns, WTF, Broccoli penis, Halloween costumes, Venus flytraps, pookie hatch's and ask the question, "When is it OK to pull the Twitler card?"

Focus groups indicate this episode is popular with elderly women that love to gamble, it's a custom fit......

Baby Llama Pops

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ discuss The Galactic Wizard, The World Series, great costumes, messages from God, forgetting names, The Regal Beagle, surprise parties, and ask the question, "Why don't TJ's parents ever come to visit?"

This episode has a money back guarantee, just don't try to use it......

Tripod of Furry- Live from the Sheraton!?

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 07:23:21 +0000

Cash and TJ drop a hot, tasty pod at the LAPodfest.

Dancing Robot

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about Oscar the Grouch, daddy long legs, heroic deeds, parking lot etiquette, "fuper glue", hide and seek, "pookie hatches", tip jars, and ask the question, "How much time has to pass before we call them the Backstreet Men?"

This may be the best episode so far, listen while doing a "Full Body Ingestion"....

The McFlurry Doctrine

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about the Nerdist barricade, apologetic apologies, Rock vs Roll, alien abduction, skinny whales, relationship guidelines, job imposters, lifesaving techniques, voodoo dolls, and ask the question "What is Rule #2?"

For an optimal viewing experience watch this episode while eating pistachios and Orville Reddenbacher popcorn…..

No Ticket Required

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 07:00:00 +0000

T.J. interviews Cash about his habit of sneaking into Super Bowls, N.B.A Finals, Wimbledon, concerts, amusement parks, movies and asks the question, "Is it undignified to wear a fake mustache?"

This episode is being investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, listen while it's still legal....

Full Body Release

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about drinking games, coonskin caps, bodyguard gifts, rhyming runners, pelvis hats, modern day ogres, conch hands, naan overdoses, Botfly poems, and ask the question, "Why does Cash read Lord of the Flies before every show?"

This is the longest episode yet, drink a gallon of Jamba immunity boost before listening.......

Badger like a Fox

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about dropping hot pods, Groupon gangs, bitchy robots, elbow licking, cumbersome gifts, three headed babies, skywriter heckling, partial monster disclosers, and ask the question "Is a Superpac funding T.J.'s Twitter campaign?"

If you can only listen to one episode of Cashing In, choose this one. It leaves you wanting less.....

Eternal Billboard

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about Tweeter's remorse, monster hobbies, world warming, flailing man hands, inflatable gorillas, spray tanning, sandwich board ulcers, night scrubs, artificial hearts and ask the question "Who is Trisket Hurlibutton?"

This episode was taped in the state of Denver and inspired the Broadway musical "Behind the Wheat Thin".....

Mask Confusion

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ celebrate fan appreciation Tuesday by discussing sexual superheroes, pet skunks, silly putty, elbow beards, cooter punch, co-dependence meet ups, pancake hands, the syphilis card, and ask the question, "Does TJ have a toddler tush?"

Most people will wear some type of costume while listening to this episode, we don't know why.....

Kool-Aid Boogaloo

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ discuss the paradox of choice, sleep dialing, Olympic orgies, itinerant beards, exclusive vowels, accidental heroines, wrist guard waitresses, hair ultimatums, and ask the question, "Have you ever seen The Deer Hunter?

In an effort to make it creepy, this entire episode is in "air quotes"….

Twitter Barrel

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about disaster movies, heckler revenge, word play haters, pregnant men, tender naan, VIPS in Heaven, botfly poets, cell phone holsters, childbearing limits and ask the question, "When is it inappropriate to use a Cashphrase?"

If anyone is offended by this episode please enjoy a complimentary pint of Cantaloupe Hands ice cream and a ticket to "The Three Levels of Neville"…..

Furry Flags

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about the marketing of sunsets, eyelash forests, tiny face patches, auxiliary penises, Benihana vs fireworks, redeemable horses, sexual vessels, ultimate frisbee and ask the question, "Can a hole have too many shirts?"

This episode smells like potatoes and a sack of formaldehyde, some listeners will walk 500 miles for it....

Tilapia Pyramid

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. discuss five minute sex, uber sausages, splendid footgolf, native american strippers, 50 dollar tips, bridesmaid cats, homeless snails, Abe Lincoln vs Barack Obama and ask the question, "Why won't Cash accept the existence of athletes foot?"

Listen to this episode while playing Footgolf at midnight and let the self actualization begin...

Crooked Squirrel

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 07:14:44 +0000

Cash and TJ analyze the Pemberton Buttlesticks campaign, cherub faced cops, canopy cocks, public urination, pretend sleepwalkers, motivational lying, french flatulence, fish hate, Wrigley Field, and ask the question, "Should politicians have a Triple Banger Lightening Round?"

Transcripts of this episode are not available for fear it would spark revolution.....

Ear Envy

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 07:00:00 +0000

The guys talk about shirt cannons, safe zones, pre-apologies, space masturbation, palatine uvula's, chicken dances, cheat sheets, The Socratic Approach, and asks the question, "When do you play the Hitler card?"

This episode is just as exciting as the "Big Fun Tour" so try not to get arrested while listening....

Ritzy Bitzy Wingman

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about man caves, four floors of whores, double stink eyes, elephant super heroes, insecure sombreros, lefty prejudice, old apartments, and ask the question "Is it impolite to have sex with your wife when she's in a coma?"

This episode was recorded on a CB Radio at a Renaissance Pleasure faire, listen while you convoy.......

Sassy Centaur

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J discuss night frights, cat attacks, "bro's before hoes", throwing soup, Shakespeare, mermaid sex, wingman etiquette, webisode braggers, and ask the question, "Who is Pemberton Buttlesticks?"

This episode includes three snaps and a butt slap and it will make you're Tipsy Wipsy feel better.....

Turtle Eclipse

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ talk about his alter ego, therapist sightings, horror theme songs, Hobie cat mishaps, waxing and waning, ahi deodorant, cake strippers, bibs and bonnets, sticky tipping, and ask the question, "How do you sail too close to the wind?"

This episode challenges listeners to celebrate their own "Whatever I Want Day" with a Coca Cola Classic and juniper berry balls.....

Piñata Tonic

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. talk about earthquake sex, Sir Mixolot, bachelorette parties, alien probing, "Cash and the Bad Checks", lasso tears, natures harmonica, Gladys phobia, and ask the question, "Why is Cash blindfolded for each episode?"

This episode challenges the listeners to Kick TJ's knees for gold and then eat the Tilapia....

Easter Undergarments

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. discuss the Blue Man Group, sniffing paint, anti birthday greetings, car goggles, pre-recorded sunsets, moon respect, gmail prejudice, air hugs, and ask the question, "Why does Cash act like a little girl at concerts?"

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, but we were pretty awful to some minerals and vegetables. Berated a carrot for 20 minutes.....

Velvet Popsicle

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. analyze his last fight, happy endings, clumsy girlfriends, Revenge of the Nerds, chain mail, Billy goat puke, cactus cock, self checkout issues and ask the question, "Do T.J's wild eyes intimidate other men?"

If the Karate Kid had listened to this episode, Mr. Miyagi would have been superfluous....

Ghost Peeper

Tue, 29 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J discuss cavemen tantrums, goth day at Disneyland, bicycle stakeouts, lozenge confusion, hoarding baseballs, silent crying, vetoing breakups, and ask the question, "Is it better to go skydiving or eat tacos?"

Whoever conceives a child during this episode will have a free pass to all "Cashing in" after party's....

Angel Dong

Tue, 22 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash, T.J. and a mysterious visitor analyze lawyers with tattoos, egotistical flatbread, pajama etiquette, stoned therapists, air jamming, alcoholic dentists, gang names, Beauty and the Beast and ask the question, "Would Cash do whatever a talking dog wants?'"

This episode was recorded in the state of Denver and will be used a cautionary tale in future "DARE" campaigns.......

Miniature Drunkard

Tue, 15 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. analyze horse chicks, Rob Lowe's manta ray adventure, name dropping, Chipotle's tiny lots, sidecar Segways, T.J's costume toggery, octopus showers, and ask the question, "Was James Dean really Judd Nelson?"

This episode has it's own commemorative bumper sticker. It says, "Jesus does my checking!"

Panda Thighs

Tue, 08 May 2012 06:41:02 +0000

T.J. and Cash coin some new phrases and discuss leaf blowers vs religious zealots, free standing reindeer, pear shaped girls, competitive eating, god stalking, dog punching, pterodactyl balls, and why sex isn't more pleasurable than eating.

This episode is an honestode full of "Real Juice", drink it up...

Ferris Wheel Santa

Tue, 01 May 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. discuss hitting on girls in motion, cheesy Disc Jockies, Texas wing men, Korean fire drills, monocle revivals, shooting sprees, French type people, and ask the question, "Should 'Poemos' be allowed to marry?"

This controversial episode has been banned in France, but is #1 in the UK and/or Syria....

Orangutan Tears

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000

T.J. and Cash exchange views on the hand gliding mafia, robot dog lawyers, 20 cent Bloody Mary's, ironic mustaches, BBQ holidays, expensive shoes, cocooning, TJ's Indefatigablility, getting lost in Borneo, and ask the question, "Would you fistfight an Orangutan for $2000 dollars?"

This episode includes expletives about the devil, if you play it backwards there's a secret message about Rosie O'Donnell's whereabouts…

Tickle Switch

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000

In this episode T.J. and Cash talk about animalistic desires, Abraham Lincoln's ghost, tuna safe dolphins, performing in Afghanistan, the brothel of Cash Levy's mind, shark attacks, fake elevator calls, tips on renting an apt, and ask the question, "Why are Cheetahs such needy lovers?"

No animals were tested in the taping of this episode, but one Ostrich may have been offended…

Cantaloupe Hands

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. discuss having sex with big foot, vacationing with Whoopi Goldberg, handsome voice over stars, penises to scale, rope swing conceptions, partying with Einstein, gaining weight on meth, getting your time machine in order, being "stoned" to death, and how to give the spork more street credibility.

Quite possibly the best one yet. Memorize this episode and write a rock ballad about it...

Veal Bongs

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and TJ asses if rioting is an excuse for looting, John Mayer's questionable activities, blood diamonds, vases of dead flowers, freak paddle boating accidents, thread count, unhappy football watchers, why trumpets aren't useful, hair shirts, sex with a florists wife, and ask the question "why don't homeless people take vacations?"

This episode is short on time but small on taste.

Glucose Titties

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 07:00:00 +0000

TJ and Cash analyze if a three way constitutes cheating, chicken facials, trusting cab drivers, making love on flag day, meeting John Stamos, the academy awards, stupid dog photos, liquid dick, and ask the question "is it ok to masturbate while watching a tsunami?"

This is one of our favorite episodes. It includes a Twology and may necessitate a shower...

Superstitious Car Wash

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 07:00:00 +0000

Cash and T.J. discuss inappropriate foster parents, heroin success stories, ball busting, biodegradable gum, The 4th of July debacle, billboard ideas, good hotel strategy, cotton candy limits and if reflecting water makes you look fat.

This is the episode you shouldn't miss because it precedes the next one.

Tipping Buddah

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:00:00 +0000

T.J. and Cash talk about embracing bag women, the persecution of baby Lima beans, getaway cars, the pussification of men, depressing strippers, if people deserve to have jobs, useful phrases, and ask the question"Did Buddha have a weight problem?"

Inaugural episode is sponsored by Pod Cream