Cast In Wax

Episode 060: Fart a Wooden Buzzard

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0500

I could talk about Scapie's arrogance, Rory's cruelty, and Frank's devastation here...but I would rather focus on the title of the episode. How amazing is that? Has a more glorious phrase ever been penned, let alone uttered? What does it mean? Can you really imagine it? It's a powerful image...one that leaves me awestruck. Astounding. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 10: "Hit the Books," in which the Flashpack meets the infamous Baroness Bertha von Sutner; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, giving important lawncare advice; Tract or Fiction?, Series 4, Episode 01: "The Thing," a tale of horror and demonic possession totally better than The Exorcist; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of S. Baring-Gould's "On the Leads," to Devon White; a few leftovers of Listener Mail; deep soulsearching for the four hosts. POP! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 059: Falling; Crushing; Deadness

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Scapie returns from his exile (be it in discrace or no) and it welcomed back with open arms. Rory St. John tries to begin a new section of the show...we'll see if it catches on. Meanwhile, Frank and Jordan have a mild disagreement, towards the end. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 09: "Golden Rules," wherein The Stallion and one fo the new recruits discuss the Earth Guard and Guard Duty; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, ruminating on car insurance, and lying a bit; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 06: "Chocolate vs. Vanilla," beginning the second round by definitively deciding between the two flavors; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of William Maginn's "The Man in the Bell," to Devon White; a cruel jape of Listener Mail; back to the usual for the four hosts. Hoopla! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 058: Why Am I Burning Down There?

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Jordan continues to uke in the "jam-packed episode" in which there is no reason to delay whatsoever. Rory gives the full sales pitch, while Frank continues to do his best to tear down everyone else. What a rotter. And still, no Scapie... Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 03: "The Darker Path," in which our duo may have a lead on the Widow... from within a mental hospital; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, examining the topic of capital punishment; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 11: "That Crazy Guy!" examining the "facts" about safe sex and what it means to YOU; Harry Stories from a Janitor in the Dark, in which Harry Wilson tells us his version of Ambrose Bierce's "The Man and the Snake," to 'Frank Allen'; a missing parcel of Listener Mail; MORE uking from (one of) the hosts. Pizzazz! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 057: We Are Mole People From the Ground

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:00:00 -0500

With Scapie grounded from the podcast, Jordan finally takes his place as the host once again... that is, if he can put down his ukulele long enough to finish a complete thought. Meanwhile, Frank and Rory slowly recover from their mistreatment at the cat's paws. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 09: "Great Green Dragons," in which the Flashpack face dragons of a particular quality and color; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the link between the death of Muhammed, the Magna Carta, and Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna; an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Scape White about his rise and fall as a podcast host and revealing Scape's biggest regret; Like Daughter, Episode 05: "Pandora's Box," in which Pandora and Bobby discover that CASK might not mean what they think it does; a missing parcel of Listener Mail; ceasless uking from (one of) the hosts. UKADOO! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 056b: Ukulele Interlude

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:00:00 -0500

No podcast again, for two weeks in a row? At least this time there is some sort of audio explanation, am I right? Let's hope it's a good one. Download it now! And, as always, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 056: I Wish I Was Dead Every Day

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Scapie continues his reign of terror with an oddly acquiescent Frank Allen and Rory St. John, and of course, Jordan Robot along for the ride. He truly does rule the podcast with an iron fist, whether the listeners like it or not. And do they? Hmm... Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 08: "Be Counted," wherein the Earth Guard all vote on the applicants and a roster change occurs; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring this new concept of identity theft; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 10: "The Dirty Diamond," examining the idea of greed and how it affects mankind; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of F. Marion Crawford's "The King's Messenger," to 'Frank Allen'; a surprising smattering of Listener Mail; complacent chatter from the hosts. Hmmm. Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 055: Nice Tingly Massage Feeling

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Determined to resolve these allegations of torture, both Frank Allen and Scapie take action. Will there be a concensus? Maybe, maybe not. Meanwhile, Rory eats his fill, and Jordan Robot does as he's told. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 07: "Shrinking Interest," wherein Peaseblossom and Binary Girl interview the final applicant, Bumblebee; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring all the chicken you can eat; an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Ms. Dot Small on the topic of torture, whcih she failed to defend on Debatitorium; Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 02: "Out of Joint," bringing the titular detectives into conflict over the side business... a local brothel; a vindictive bit of Listener Mail; random replacement of the hosts. Uh-oh! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 054: This Is Not a Democracy We Live In

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 18 May 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Why should 24 hog all of the torture controversy? Scapie throws his hat into the ring with the episode, proving that he is just as good as Jack Bauer. Meanwhile, Rory gets some much desired news, and Jordan Robot... does not care. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 08: "Vampiros of the Deep," in which the 'Pack meets the Master Archivist of 4044; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History featuring the final fate of Klaus Barbie; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 05: "The FCC," rounding out the first round of debate with a topic near and dear to any broadcaster's heart; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Maurice Level's "In the Light of the Red Lamp," to Mount St. Helens; a long and emotional Listener Mail; temultuous torture for the hosts. Whoops! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 053: Jesus is a Sales Ploy

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 04 May 2009 05:00:00 -0500

This is, by far, the Scapie Sings-iest episode of the podcast to date. Scapies sings not one, not two, not even three... no, he sings SIX SONGS. Be the first on your block the hear the Scapie classics "@$$hole Watch," "Moist Food," "When You Go Skating," "Wolves," "When Frank Allen Talks," and more! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 06: "Rocking the Boat," wherein Dr. Fast and Voodoo Lady interview a science genius for a place on the Guard; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History discussing the wisdom of Margaret Thatcher; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 09: "The Missing Day" finally revealing what happened to that long-forgotten holiday, Thanksgiving; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Saki's "The Interlopers," to Dr. Rock of the Rock Institute of Rock; a tuny protest in Listener Mail; conpiratorial whispers from the hosts. Okay? Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 052: By the Pink Rod of Submission!

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Scapie settles comfortably into his role as host of the podcast... possibly a little too comfortably, as Frank Allen learns, Rory does what he has to to keep himself in the host's good graces, and the Jordan Robot does as commanded, as usual. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 07: "Time After Time," in which the Flashpack go on a spree of Vampiros slayings; an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Max Thornfield about the vicious murders he and his time traveling compatriots have just committed; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, on throwing things in people's faces; Like Daughter, Episode 04: "Right Minds," in which Pandora and Bobby look into her mother's sudden interest in the Martial Art of Karate; a slight smidgen of Listener Mail; overagressive pushiness from (one of) the hosts. Wa-zoo! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 051: CURSE GOD! It's His Fault. (repost)

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Thu, 24 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Scapie continues to host the show, but is soon distracted by his one weakness. Frank takes advantage, but accidentally calls himself out. Rory is laid into from all sides, poor guy. Meanwhile, Jordan Robot just gives and gives and gives. And sings. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 05: "Seeing Clearly," wherein Captain Fantasy and Broadband are most certainly not seeing clearly; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, on a subject that is just completely preposterous but true; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 08: "Bewitched?" revealing that Satan is behind more than one popular show; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Arthur Conan Doyle's "How It Happened," to Marie Curie; a devastating dollop of Listener Mail; excessive eating by (one of) the hosts. Ho ho! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 051: CURSE GOD! It's His Fault.

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Episode 050: 50 Episodes of Scapie Singing (Almost)

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0500

The fiftieth episode of Cast in Wax comes a week later than planned, due to legal circumstances, but is nevertheless as celebratory as one might expect. Scapie sings even more than usual, Frank brings an exclusive to the show, and Rory brings the important legal information. Oh, and there is a robot of Jordan. So, that's cool. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 06: "A Web of Electronic Information," bringing the Flashpack to the present to fight robot spiders in the internet; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History for last week, regarding the Polympic Games; an exclusive Frank Allen Interview with Jordan White, fresh off his legal battles with Allen Industries; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History for this week, addressing something that can ruin any occasion; Decker and Hayes, Series 3, Episode 01: "To Cast Thee Up Again," the first episode of the third season, picking up with Stella Decker in a wheelchair; a dirth of Listener Mail; excellent hostery by the hosts. How Do? Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 049: Is America Not Part of the Universe?

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Scapie takes the reigns on the show while Frank tries to mutiny and Rory does his best to remain professional. Plenty of singing, and absolutely no Jordan whatsoever in the host segments. Featuring guest co-host Dr. Nektori Stellof! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Solid Gold," wherein Mister Fahrenheit and Peaseblossom interview Earth Guard applicant The Golden Eel; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, addressing the hidden evil of Nargothemil; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 04: "Illegal Drugs," bringing the question of illegal drugs to a boil in a little spoon, with sex thrown in for taste; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of W. W. Jacob's "The Monkey's Paw," to Dr. Stellof; a nice serving of Listener Mail; pleasantries a-plentyby the hosts. SO! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 048: You're Not That Awesome

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Jordan's attention is back on the podcast for the time being, much to Frank and Rory's disappointment (one assumes). But while Watchmen is no longer foremost on Jordan's mind, he is not quite back to being himself. Can Scapie talk him down? I doubt it. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 11: "A Special Level of Hell," the second season of Decker and Hayes draws to close with a confrontation with a Russian arms dealer; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, making something out of nothing; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 07: "Angels?" accusing all rock music of being the tool of the devil... including Christian rock; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons's "Watchmen," to Macy Hayes; complete neglect of Listener Mail; wimbly whimpering by the hosts. OK. Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 047: A Barrel for Holding Liquids

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Yet again, Jordan finds himself distracted by the works of a gentleman from Northhampton, which leaves the show in the more-than-adequate hands of our fine extra-historically-trained co-host, mister Rory St. John. Meanwhile, Scape takes the opportunity to be cute. Oh, and Frank is there. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 03: "Happy Birthday," wherein the Stallion and Binary Girl interview the first applicant for Guard membership; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, once again focussing on music history, and the shoes thereof; a Frank Allen Interview with Birthday Boy, cosmic personification of birthdays and embodiment of the daily essence; Like Daughter, Episode 03: "CASK and Ye Shall Receive," with Pandora and friends trapped by a private police officer, and lies between all involved; one precious piece of Listener Mail; graphic language by the hosts. Wuzzat?Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 046: There Is No More Human Civilization

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0500

As Jordan flies into a fit of culturally inspired spleen, Frank siezes control of the show. Rory and Scape have to fight for their rights as the show is turned upside down. Again, fewer shows, but just as much content as ever! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 05: "Marsh Madness," bringing us back to the death of the large part of the Flashpack; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, illuminating discrimination in rap music; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 06: "Happy Halloween," revealing the spiritual dangers of Halloween, and how to tell a child their friend is in Hell; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Blanche Bane Kuder's "From What Strange Land," to The Jack; again, no Listener Mail; filmic discussion by the hosts. Hoopla! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 045: In the Future, Everyone is Dead

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Sickness delayed the show by a week, but now we're back and raring to go! Frank shares some good news, Rory expresses some disbelief, Scape says he could kill a horse, and Jordan tries to keep all three on track. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 02: "Being Nice," in which Voodoo Lady and Broadband discuss their fellow Guard members; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing a few pieces of TV history; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 03: "Space Exploration," deciding whether or not mankind should continue to explore the cosmos, animals or no; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of H. D. Everett's "Fingers of a Hand" to Dr. Nektori Stelloff; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Reckoning," the penultimate chapter of the duo's second mystery... beginning to reveal some answers; a meager smattering of Listener Mail; brief explorations by the hosts. Wowza! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 044: A Stone In My Shoe

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:00:00 -0500

A show with the content balance restructured! Fewer TYPES of segments in the show, but with jsut as much entertainment! Plus: special instance of Extra Historical Reading done live on the podcast! Hear Rory work! Hear Frank squirm! Hear Scapie puke! Hear Jordan keep the show moving along in an orderly fashion! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 04: "The Possessed,"in which the surviving members of the Flashpack deal with the betrayal of their own; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing a lot about Communism and blindness; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 05: "The Devil's Night," another Halloween themed episode, revealing how parents force children into Halloween; Like Daughter, Episode 02: "Thou Shalt Not Kill," bringing to light the secret life of sexy history teacher, Thomas Neilson; an unsual use of Listener Mail; uppity undulations by the hosts. Uh-oh! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 043: You Don't Think, Do You?

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:00:00 -0500

A very exciting, extra-special show this week! Jordan gets to act benificent, Rory gets to act snooty, and Scapie gets to hold REAL POWER. What will one cat do when given the power over life and death? Find out within! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 4, Episode 04: "Pressing On,"in which The Stallion and Mister Fahrenheit come to a meeting of minds; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the happiest president in US history; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 04: "Gomez is Coming," a tale of gang violence gone mad, and how to overcome it; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Frank Belknap Long's "The Hounds of Tindalos" to a special mystery guest; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 09: "Women of the Night," continuing Stella's revenge and Macy's journey back to her senses; a tiny bit of Listener Mail; tremulous taunting from the hosts. TOTALLY download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 042: I Probably Shouldn't Have Killed My Cat

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:00:00 -0500

This week, the introductory bits had to be edited down for time, which is especially unfortunate because some really interesting stuff happened this week. Important stuff to the hosts, as well. Shame, really. But you can hear bits of it! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 11: "Back to the Table", bringing the Stallion and the Guard's government liason back in negotiations; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with the effects of alcohol in the cold; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 2: "Racial Profiling", questioning if we should profile against all races, or none... or somewhere in between; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Edgar Allan Poe's The Black cat to his sister, Boo Belle White; Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 3: "Into the Light", chronicling the adventures of the Flashpack in the afterlife; a smidge of litigeous of Listener Mail; some sounding-off from the hosts. So! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 041: Echoes of Pain, Panic, Fear, and Death, repost

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:00:00 -0500

This week, Rory comes to the party with some actual information on Frank Allen's doings, and some questions about the powers of the president, Scapie keeps mainly to himself except to sing and story, and Jordan keeps things at a nice brisk pace. Mostly. And it's a Frank Allen-free show! Featuring: ...Like Daughter, Episode 01: "No Place Like Home", continuing the adventures of Pandora Darling, now without her mother, Hope; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, which leads to a discussion of Presidential pardons; Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 2: "Flashpack Ex Machina", bringing (most of) the Flashpack back from the dead; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Mark Channing's The Feet to Patsy Kennedy of "Don't Believe It"; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 08: "The Last Spider", wherein Stella Decker continues her violent revenge on those who wronged her ex-girlfriend; a good helping of Listener Mail; realistic rationalizations from the hosts. Really! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 040: Even I, the Stupid Slave, Get It

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 05:00:00 -0500

This week, Jordan and Rory have an #%@hole Watch with updates on Frank Allen and the BIEHS, Scapie tells us a lot about himself and tries to sing more than required, and generally a good time is had by all. Including you! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 3, Episode 01: "The End of the Beginning", bringing to a close the Flashpack's long battle with the Vampiros; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, blowing the "restoration of the pyramids" wide open; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 3: "The Little Bride", in which the member of one crazy religion tries to debunk another crazy religion; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Vincent Starrett's Coffins For Two to Tooth Janitor, Harry Wilson; Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 10: "First Strike", in which no members of the Earth Guard are in the Guard Tower, as they are on Strike; a slight smidge of Listener Mail; querrilous quotations from the hosts. Quickly! Download it now! AND, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 039: The Right to Do Something or Other

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:00:00 -0500

Back from their little holiday break, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie barely have time to say anything at all, the show is so packed! But it is packed with goodies that more than make up for their brevity. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 09: "Checks and Balances", wherein the Stallion and Broadband negotiate with government rep, Warren Grant over finances; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the first divorce and its aftermath; Debatitorium, Series 2, Episode 1: "Illegal Immigration", kicking off an all-new tournament of debatiators with even hotter-button issues; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Vincent O'Sullivan's The Business of Madame Jahn to President Byron Samuels; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 07: "Going South", featuring the pulse-pounding death of a regular character, never to be heard again; an utter lack of Listener Mail; pulse-pounding prevarications from the hosts. POW! Download it now! PLUS, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 038: The Cast In Wax X-Mas Spectacular! (repost)

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Maybe I'm over-selling it a bit. But it IS a Christmas special with some ALL NEW Christmas themed content. No full host interaction, but new Rory bits, new Scapie Stories, and two holiday relavant songs! Wow! Featuring: Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the truth behind Lenny Bruce's arrest; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Charles Dicken's horror masterpiece A Christmas Carol to Jordan; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, discussing the events of December 25th; TWO holiday themed songs, Wax-Work Theme I and an Ave Maria; a brief introduction by Jordan! Incroyable! Download it now! Oh, and, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 037: Touched By God in a Bad Way

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Pressed for time, Jordan institutes a two-host only system of "Not It" saying. But don't worry, all three hosts do get to talk. Rory, Scapie, and Jordan take turns hosting together, and it gets things done quite well. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 11: "That's My Paradox", the "season premiere" of the season wherein the Flashpack returns from a mission and sets the stage for Jimmy's run for President; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the secret shame of Thomas Jefferson; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 2: "The Trial", recreating a ridiculous religiously motivated trial and a different Frankz Kafka or two; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Hohn Galt's The Buried Alive to Lyn Nelson; Like Mother, Episode 11: "Say Goodbye", the finale of the series before it changes focus, with flashbacks and surprises for all; one piece of Listener Mail; outstanding orations from the hosts. Ouch! Download it now! Oh, and, send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 036: Giant Purple Clowns!

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Back from Thanksgiving vacation, Jordan, Rory, and Scapie come back with a blast on an episode which involves eavesdropping, coughing, roleplaying, tutoring, and interesting. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 6: "Put on the Red Light", in which everyone seems to be conspiring against the duo; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the deaths of John Lennon; Tract or Fiction?, Series 3, Episode 1: "Dark Dungeons", recreating the infamous tract about Dungeons and Dragons; Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of Lewis Spence's The Archer and the Arras; Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 8: "Better Interest", with Voodoo Lady and the Jack arguing the pros and cons of an Earth Guard strike; a few bits of Listener Mail; news and notes from the hosts. NOW! Download it now! Plus: please send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 035: Find a Replacement for Youself

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Another shortened episode while Jordan goes home to celebrate the Thanksgiving Holiday. This time, however, we get a complete radio drama! Wow! Featuring: Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, showing us what Rosa Parks was really up to; Jacob Thompson's Excellent Job Opportunities for the End of the World, a radio play Jordan produced with the Wax-Work regulars for a radio theatre marathon, about a man going through the strangest job interview of his life; une petite introduction from the host. Oh, my! Download it now! And send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 034: You Can Only Smell So Many Things

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0500

As the hosts settle into the show post-Frank Allen, a new segment premeires to help fill his place. Jordan gets angry, Rory gets comfortable, and Scapie gets excited as can be. And sings! Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 10: "The Dogs of War" where the Flashpack finds a canine saboteur in the most unlikely of places; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the mysteries of the religion of Science; Debatitorium, Episode 11: "Belief in God", debating a very hot button issue and deciding the Debatiator of the Year 2006; new segment, Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scapie tells us his version of H. P. Lovecraft's From Beyond; Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 7: "Acting In Union", bringing the entire Earth Guard together for a union meeting to discuss a course of action; again, absolutely no Listener Mail; lies and lectures from the hosts. Look--download it now! Oh, and please send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 033: Thanks To My Frump Pumpling Uncle

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0500

A surprise rocks the show just before recording, and Jordan spends most of the show "reeling with the punches". This unexpected development gives Scapie the perfect excuse to sing a little song. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 9: "Who's to Blame?" in which the Flashpack is ambushed with a deep, dark secret; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, dealing with the dangers of overly cute cats; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 11: "Lisa", which is probably the number one sickest tract Jack Chick ever produced; a notably absent Frank Allen Interview; Like Mother, Episode 10: "CASKet Case", bringing all our main conspiracy theorists together to build towards the big finale; some devastating Listener Mail; keen kibbitzing by the hosts. Kinky! Download it now! Plus: Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 032: Go Team God and Satan!

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Back from a week off, the boys return in time to discuss the the fact that the presidency was won by (spoiler) Barack Obama. Are they all pleased by this? Maybe. Hey, I can't spoil everythign for you. Listen to it yourself, you bum. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 6: "Brutal Beating," in which... Mister Fahrenheit sings and Attractor raps; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, which reall does not have anything to do with Vietnam; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 10: "Poor Little Witch", where a girl is actually peer pressured into drinking baby blood; a Frank Allen Interview special, in which two individuals who claim to be the devil debate which should be the ruler of hell; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 5: "Secrets and Lies", featuring a macy Hayes who does not quite seem herself; a smidgen of Listener Mail on the show from two weeks back; jostling jacanapery by the hosts. Jinkies! Download it now! And also! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 031: Look at What That Guy's Carrying!

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Another half-length, fill-in episode as the hosts head back to Binghamton again for a visit. In the mean time, enjoy some special wax-work rarities that you are guaranteed to like, or your money back! Featuring: yet another Charles Berman Interview from his radio show, The Bronze Age of Radio, interviewing radio host Frank Allen; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells us of dogs and CPR; a Frank Allen Interview from last week's episode of Guard Duty, regarding the music career of Mister Fahrenheit; a tiny intro from Jordan. Still worth it! Download it now! Plus! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 030: Depends on Your Definition of Usual

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0500

In this week's episode, Frank accuses, Jordan defends himself, Rory gives comfort, and Scapie makes an endorsement. Arguing over plagiarism, sleep, and (shockingly) extra-history, all four hosts get the chance to mix it up. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 5: "Under Coverage," with The Jack and Broadband discussing medical benefits and Scrabble techniques; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, bringing to light the opening of the NYC subway system; Debatitorium, Episode 10: "Global Warming", answering the question of whether climate change is really occuring; a Frank Allen Interview with Jordan White, whose podcast "Shaped in Wax" was one of the first podcasts ever made; Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 8: "With a Little Help" bringing together the helpful voices of many friends of the Flashpack; absolutely no Listener Mail from our audience; haranguing harping by the hosts. Huzzah! Download it now! Oh, yeah!! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 029: Family Friendly Topless Podcast (repost)

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:00:00 -0500

Back to the usual format for the show, Scape is back to his usual location, and Frank and Rory are back to their usual bickering. All that, wrapped in a "family-friendly" format (depending on the age of your family members). Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 4: "Make Believe," with Peaseblossom and Captain Fantasy revealing their innermost secrets, if they have any; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, clearing up the WWII Pacific theatre's nose problem; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 9: "The Last Generation", bringing us a science-fiction dystopia religious tract... and a rapture; a special topless Frank Allen Interview with topless Bette Davis Eyes, part-time news anchor, part time porn actress, who is topless for the interview; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 4: "The Way Things Used to Be" dumping Stella deeper into the pile of trouble Derek Washburn brought her; some political Listener Mail from our debate spectacular; grave gabbing from the hosts. Gadzooks! Download it now! Oh, yeah!! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com! Reposted because I messed up the feed.

Episode 028: Presidential Debate Special

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0500

A special episode hosted by our own Frank Allen counting down to the final Presidential Debate between Senator Randal March (D-MA) and the Republican candidate Jimmy Kovacs, with exclusive political commentary and analysis both before and after the debate. Featuring: Like Mother, Episode 9: "Habeus Corpses," discussing the matter of getting the youth of America interested in politics; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, covering the election that changed the course of WWII; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 8: "In the Beginning", arguing the issue of Young-Earth Creationism and whether there is any validity to its claims; a smidge of Listener Mail; Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 7: "Jam It Up" bringing us the final Presidental Debate and exclusive reaction from the Flashpack on the debate; political posturing from the hosts. Ponderous! Download it now! Oh, yeah!! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 027: Each One of Us is a Potential Mistake

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Returning after a skip week, our four main hosts return with a cup of listener mail that runneth over, two episodes of This Day in History, and Jordan's favourite episode of Guard Duty ever. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 3: "Fast and Faster," featuring Dr. Fast and... Dr. Fast? Jordan's favorite episode ever, involving time travel; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, revealing the truth of the filming of Dracula; Debatitorium, Episode 9: "Abortion", solving the abortion debate once and for all.. again, involving time travel in an odd way; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, detailing the first ever train robbery in US history; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 3: "1988" in which we learn about Stella's 'friend' and Macy gets abused; more of your very own Listener Mail, sprinkled throughout the episode; finicky finagling from the hosts. Fabulous! Download it now! Oh, yeah!! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 026: Why Do You Need My Bananas?

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Another special guest this week filling in for Rory St. John in the personage of Dr. Nektori Stelloff... and also featuring a very special surprise and unexpected co-host as well. This becomes slightly awkward with five hosts on four microphones... but still a good episode! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 2: "Do It All Again," featuring Binary Girl and Broadband discussing what made them who they are today; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, with a few takes on the Iran/Iraq confrontation; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 7: "Bad Bob", which addresses toughness and is debated by Jordan's two cats; a Frank Allen Interview with Boo White, Jordan's other cat and Scapey's "sister" about her experience on the show; Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 6: "Something Underhanded," bringing the Flashpack into conflict with pop sensation Slade Gonzolo; more of your very own Listener Mail, all of it for Frank Allen; endless enmities from the hosts. Excellent! Download it now! And, hey! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 025: Two Schools of Thought

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0500

This week, we have a special guest co-host in the form of Dana Dezago, a reporter who has made an appearance or two on Guard Duty. She's filling in for Rory this week (not replacing him, though), joining us for discussions of accents, psychics, moist food, and more. Featuring: Like Mother, Episode 8: "Alias," in which Pandora's mother humors a madman, and Bobby takes a stand for the first time; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, this time investigating the death of Marilyn Monroe, sort of; The pilot episode of Prosthelitism: Is it Real or Not?: "The Missing Host," in which Frank Allen brings us an all-new, all-original debate show about religious prosthelitism; Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 5: "Something Fishy in Boston," wherein Senator Randall Marsh reveals his true intentions and allegences; more of your very own Listener Mail, riling up Scapie, as usual; fun-filled fandangoes by the hosts. Wowzers! Download it now! And, hey! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 024: That Guy was So Full of Crap

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Rory is still missing, of course, but Jordan, Frank, and Scape muddle through somehow. From discussions of cockroaches and kennels to the theory behind doing Where Are They Now In History, they talk about stuff... and it often comes back to Rory. Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 2: "Shadows of Gotham City", where the two investigations the ladies are on both become more complicated... and bloody; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, this time showing the surrender of New Amsterdam to the British; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 06: "Baby Talk", examining the rights and wrongs involved in the abortion issue; a Frank Allen Interview with James Stuart, one time Duke of York and King James II of England; Guard Duty, Series 3, Episode 1: "Mourning People", featuring Voodoo Lady and Mister Fahrenheit talking after Ocean Man's funeral service; more of your very own Listener Mail, mostly contentious; embittered epistles for the hosts. Woe is me! Download it now! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 023: Dogs Drool Too Much

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0500

As Rory's legal issues are finally settled, Frank upsets Scape with the topic of his debate, Scape just doesn't understand a lot of things, and Jordan sits in the middle trying to settle them all down. Creepiness abounds. Featuring: Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 4: "Strange Eons", showing the Flashpack's first epic clash with the Elder God Cthulhu in the aftermath of election night; Rory St. John's This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, this time concerning the Nazis' intolerant behavior; Debatitorium, Episode 08: "Dogs vs. Cats", bringing Kralltar and Dr. Parsis into the debatitorium for the loudest debate yet; a Frank Allen Interview with Tom Henning, husband of "Cat Lady" Tanya Henning who wanted to become a cat; Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 11: "Laugh It Off", concluding the saga of the Vengeance Squad and the Mollusk's attach on Washington, DC; more of your very own Listener Mail, this time, very concerned with housing; solemn stories from the hosts. More's the pity! Download it now! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 022: The Captain Web Animated Series

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Once more, we check in with Rory St. John regarding his legal issues. As things look their most dire, his friends rally around him, showing their support in their own ways. Jordan is nice, Frank Allen refrains from being insulting, and Scapie sings a song. Featuring: Like Mother, Episode 7: "Red Right Hand", bringing Pandy, Bobby, and Hope to the protests and face to face with Jason Brandt; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells us of another exciting adventure of Captain Web; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 05: "The Contract", revealing the (supposedly) true facts about selling your soul to the Devil; a Frank Allen Interview with honest-to-goodness super-villain, Admiral Enclosed Space, who has a nefarious plan; Decker and Hayes, Series 2, Episode 01: "Dreaming of Babylon", continuing the story of our lover/private eyes... only one of them is in jail for murder; more of your loverly Listener Mail to compliment us all; malignant malarkey from the hosts. Ahoy, there! Download it now! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 021: If the IQ Fits...

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:00:00 -0500

In this weeks show a former ally is overthrown, do-gooders are punished for it, and villains triumph. Say, where were you when evil won, anyway? Plus, the continuing story of Rory's woes and Frank's bemusement. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 10: "Vengeance is Mired", featuring the Vengeance Squad bickering like genuine Earth Guard members; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John solves the mystery of Roanoke Island; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 04: "Flight 144", bringing us the story of a plane that crashes with two famous missionaries on board; a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews a Cat Food Executive to find out more about moist food and the cat food industry; Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 03: "Press Time", which contains a secret message for the VFD, and a journey back to Alter-Earth; a metric ton of your Listener Mail for all the hosts (except Rory); words words words from the hosts. Alas! Download it now! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 020: Super-Villain Love Connection

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0500

Rory's woes are examined as Frank Allen gripes about his loss and Scapie takes his opportunity. Oh, also, Jordan is there. Why does nothing interesting ever happen to Jordan? Hmmmm, weird. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 07: "Give or Take a Few", featuring the Jack and Dr. Fast trying to clean up that whole villain mess; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John apologizes for a horrifying scene; Debatitorium, Episode 07: "Superman vs. Batman", settling the age-old debate of which super-hero would win in a fight; a Scapie Interview in which Scapie interviews Frank Allen, much to Jordan's chagrin; Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 02: "Crash and Burn", wherein the Flashpack, minus all Thornfields, defeat Nova's Blagenstraff on Flutwana; your Listener Mail, flattering, outraging, and imploring Scape; gut-wrenching pain from the hosts. Uh-oh! Download it now! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 019: An Icecube in the Ocean

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0500

Back under CD length, one of our hosts is having legal troubles, one is incompetent, one is full of himself, and one is named Jordan D. White. You be the judge as to which is which. Super villains, good nazis, cancer patients, street criminals, and lesbian detectives fill out the show. Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 06: "Guard Down", wherein Binary Girl and Peaseblossom get caught by surprise; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John is far too fond of the Nazi party; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 03: "Room 310", where an annoying roommate and an annoying cancer cell pester a patient; a Frank Allen Interview with the man on the street, in which Frank uncovers the criminal element in all of us; Decker and Hayes, Episode 09: "Love and Death", the season finale, revealing the whys and wherefores behind this season's mysteries; your Listener Mail, making Frank an offer, and taking Jordan to... Cask?; fatiguing feats by the hosts. Holy cow! Download it now! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 018: Too Tired for a Name

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:00:00 -0500

Running late this week, finishing the episode in the middle of the night on Sunday. It's 8 minutes too long, and has no preview, but I am tired, and the show is so packed, I don't know what I would cut if I had the time to do more... Featuring: Like Mother, Episode 06: "Shock and Awe and Amazement", wherein Pandora goes deeper into the world of her mother's paranoia; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells it like it is regarding Nice White Man #2; Debatitorium, Episode 06: "Monkey vs. Robot", answering the age old quetion of who would win in a fight; a Frank Allen Interview with Matt and Matthew Roma, in which Frank consults the two lawyers on many legal matters; Epic Echoes, Series 2, Episode 01: "Benedict Arnold", revealing the traitor amonst the Flashpack, once and for all; your Listener Mail, which is awesome... I am so tired... blah blah zzzz by the hosts. Good night! Download it now! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 017: Urine Soaked Mothballs

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Another week, another set of serials, and another batch of arguments between the four "friends" who host the podcast. With Rory's product placement ploy put out to pasture, can he forgive and forget? Featuring: Decker and Hayes, Episode 08: "Up a Creek", bringing Stella further along in the web of mystery, and leaving Macy missing; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals secrets of ancient Egyptian factory workers; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 02: "The Assignment", depicting competing spy groups from heaven and hell fighting over a soul; a Frank Allen Interview with George Schozach, vice-president of crackers at a prestigeous food corporation; Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 07: "Plugging Leaks", in which Binary Girl and Captain Fantasy deal with a prisoner in the Guard Tower; your Listener Mail, calling Scape and Jordan to task, and thanking Mr. St. John, blatant buffoonery by the hosts. Holy cow! Download it now! And, hey! Send your comments to castinwax@gmail.com!

Episode 016: I Rescind My Outraged Words

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 05:00:00 -0500

As Jordan celebrates his anniversary, Rory attempts to sell out for crackers. Three serials compete with the crunching sound, along with your listener mail! To be a part of Cast in Wax, send your comments now to castinwax@gmail.com! Featuring: Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 06: "In Favor and Out", featuring the entire Earth Guard together deciding the fate of Ocean Man; This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John lays out scientific concepts for us; Tract or Fiction?, Series 2, Episode 01: "No Fear?", in which we actually debate whether or not suicide is wrong... or at least why it's wrong; a Frank Allen Interview with Ida Know, a New York State prisoner, convicted of killing and eating a pizza delivery woman; Epic Echoes, Episode 11: "What's the Plan?", the "season premiere" of the "last season" of the backwards series... featuing Scape's debut; your Listener Mail, which isn't mean or bitchy in the slightest, why would you even suggest such a thing? no-nonsense noncery by the hosts. So good! Download it now!

Episode 015: Blood Encrusted Points

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:00:00 -0500

A full-length, sully packed episode, with the full compliment of hosts, serials, history, and interviews! Which host will get the most guff this week? No one knows! Plus, a call for listener mail! Send your letters now to castinwax@gmail.com! Featuring: - Like Mother, Episode 05: "Me in the Corner", in which Pandora has a heart-to-heart with one of her teachers about her troubles; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John sees what we can learn from the Nazis; - Debatitorium, Episode 05: "The United Nations", featuring a debate between Desmond McGonagill and the very frightening Kralltar; - a Frank Allen Interview with Lyn Nelson which does not quite expose one of her deep dark secrets; - Decker and Hayes, Episode 07: "Promises to Keep", where Stella Decker deals with life without her lady love; - burdensome babbling by the hosts. Astounding! Download it now!

Episode 014: Monstrosities of Nature

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:00:00 -0500

A half-length, fill-in episode, while the hosts take a bit of a break, featuring special wax-work rarities worthy of your listening time! Featuring: - a Charles Berman Interview from his radio show, The Bronze Age of Radio, interviewing radio host Frank Allen; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us the danger of blades; - a Frank Allen Interview from last week's episode of Guard Duty, with the publisher of the Password, Ron Reilly; - a tiny intro from Jordan. Still worth it! Download it now!

Episode 0013: What Puts Children in Danger

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:00:00 -0500

A good percentage of our hosts are back up and running again, as the serials all roll on! Passwords, Christmas ghosts, and special guests abound! Featuring: - Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 05: "The Password Is...", with The Jack and The Stallion watching a Frank Allen Interview; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us about what Hitler got right; - Tract or Fiction?, Episode 09: "Humbug!", taking a Charles Dickens classic and twisting it to Jack Chick's nefarious purposes; - a special episode of Harry Wilson Continues to Advise You, in which toot' janitor Harry Wilson takes calls and solves problems; - Epic Echoes, Episode 10: "Flight of the Flashpack", in which the 'Pack splits up after losing one of their own, and meets one old friend, and one new; - tenacious talking from the hosts. Holy Cow! Download it now!

Episode 0012: Compatible With Human Men

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Still sick from last week's colds, the hosts have all lost their voices. Not to worry, the show continues through the power of TECHNOLOGY! Marvel at the wonders! Featuring: - Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 04: "Winding Up", with Mr. Fahrenheit and Ocean Man playing holding their cards close to the vest; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us about space diseases we never knew; - Epic Echoes, Episode 09: "A Midsummer Night's Tea", in which Puck leads Max on a wild brooch chase; - a Frank Allen Interview with Lady Caorline de Vertnez regarding the recent theft of her treasured brooch; - Decker and Hayes, Episode 06: "Crossing Off Names", in which Macy and Stella both need to deal with the fall-out of their actions, - computerized correspondence from the hosts. Who knew? Download it now!

Episode 0011: Every Dog Has His Day

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:00:00 -0500

The hosts may all have colds, but that does not stop them from delivering terrific radio serials and all new fun bits of "history" and comedy. Featuring: - Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 03: "Tender Situation", with Peaseblossom and Broadband making each other uncomfortable; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John makes us waxes poetic about his own dulcet tones; - a Frank Allen Interview with infamous "Toot' Janitor" Harry Wilson of Harry Wilson Advises You; - Tract or Fiction?, Episode 08: "Big Daddy?", calling into question this so-called theory of evolution; - Like Mother, Episode 04: "Cleaning Up", wherein Hope Darling helps her daughter in the aftermath of her very first murder, -deucedly amusing dust-ups with the hosts. Huzzah! Download it now!

Episode 0010: Torture Belongs in the Bedroom Only

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Frank gives us word on his job prospects, as does Rory, and all the while, the radio serials continue on, never ceasing! Hurrah! Featuring: - Decker and Hayes, Episode 05: "Hear the Whisper", in which the ladies follow seperate deadliy paths towards the same unfortunate end; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John makes us long to hear his voice more and more; - Debatitorium, Episode 04: "Torture", asking if it is ethical to use torture in interrogations, or if that sullies torture too much; - a Frank Allen Interview following up on that debate, checking in with government offical, General Rock Chevrolet; - Epic Echoes, Episode 08: "Under the Mauve", featuring the Flashpack on an adventure without team leader Max Thornfield; - intriguing infighting with the hosts. Amusing! Download it now!

Episode 009: Pie Can Be Involved

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 26 May 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Frank has some special news this week, which causes him to line up a very special and secret Frank Allen interview, along with the usual great serials! Featuring: - Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 02: "Double Talk", introducing Binary Girl gossiping with Voodoo Lady; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches about countries doing parenting; - Track or Fiction?, Episode 07: "The Curse of Baphomet", possibly the most educational episode of Tract of Fiction ever, telling us a few different views of Free Masonry; - a Frank Allen Interview specially arranged for this episode, but on a secret topic, designed specifically to impress; - boisterous braggadocio from the hosts. Amazing! Download it now!

Episode 008: The Absolute Max

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 19 May 2008 05:00:00 -0500

The number of serials goes down, but the amount of content does not! Three series, history, an interview, and more hosting than ever before! Featuring: - Epic Echoes, Episode 07: "How's Your Father?" reuniting the team for the first time since the showdown in El Paso; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John reveals the final fate of Oscar Wilde; - Track or Fiction?, Episode 06: "The Trick", continuing the exposee on the truth behind Halloween; - the return of Frank Allen Interviews, interviewing pagan Satan-follower Brenda, from "The Trick,"; - Guard Duty, Series 2, Episode 01: "Fantastic But True", introducing Captain Fantasy in a frustrating discussion with Dr. Fast; - tumultuous tomfoolery from the hosts. It's worth it. Download it now!

Episode 007: Mothers Say Things to Children

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 12 May 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Jordan returns to rebuke his co-hosts, as they bring four serials featuring mothers, trappers, traitors, and final choices. Oh, and fun, too. Did I mention that? Featuring: - Like Mother, Episode 3: "Trials and Tribulations", wherein Pandora's mother forces mattering into her hands; - A clip from radio show Don't Believe It, a conspiracy show to which Hope Darling made a call; - Debatitorium, Episode 03: "Gay Marriage", in which a possesed little girl and an annoying heiress decide what gays can or cannot do; - Epic Echoes, Episode 06: "Riders of Destiny", bringing two of the Flashpack to the home of... the Floogles; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John explains the true danger of littering; - Guard Duty, Episode 06: "Turning the Table", the end of series one, in which Foal speaks to Broadband about resposibility, and what must be done; - humorous japes from the hosts.

Episode 006: The Laughing Place

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Jordan sits out a podcast, leaving Frank, Rory, and Scape to do the podcast on their own... which leads them into a bit of mischief, and a special appearance from Satan. Featuring: -Guard Duty, Episode 5: "No Choices", in which The Stallion and Peaseblossom discuss the state of the revised history of the Earth Guard; -Tract or Fiction?, Episode 05: "Boo!", a frightening tale of the true origins of Halloween (which may or may not be Satan's Birthday); -This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John tells us why he hates the French; -Decker and Hayes, Episode 04: "Riddles and Liasons", splitting Stella and Macy into different investigative tracks, and bringing an unexpected reappearance; -Car Debate, Episode 01: Hillary vs. Obama, an all-new Frank Allen debate show pilot... which may or may not be continued; -Epic Echoes, Episode 05: "Gains and Losses", in which the Flashpack defeats one deadly foe at the cost of an ally; -High School Poetry, written by Jordan D. White, and dug out of storage by the others for the purposes of embarassment; -jokey chatter from the hosts.

Episode 005: The Pangs of Utter Destruction

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Another episode packed to the brim with content! Four serials, plus one ALL-NEW show... which likely won't be continued. Hear it here first! Featuring: -Like Mother, Episode 2: "Trapped in a Box", in which we learn a bit more of what Hope darling has planned for her daughter; -This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John gives us some very meaty information; -Tract or Fiction?, Episode 04: "Gunslinger", a tale of the old west, and what it takes for a killer to get into heaven while a lawman burns; -Decker and Hayes, Episode 03: "Crossroads", bringing Stella and Macy to a lunch break before spurring one of them into action; -Car Debate, Episode 01: Hillary vs. Obama, an all-new Frank Allen debate show pilot... which may or may not be continued; -Epic Echoes, Episode 04: "Call Off Cthulhu", featuring the final coming of the mind-shattering ancient old one; -bizarre musings by the hosts.

Episode 004: Not For Screwers Around

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:00:00 -0500

A jam-packed fourth episode, featuring a bit of a switcheroo, a put-out co-host, and good talk of some important naps. Featuring: -Epic Echoed, Episode 3: "A Stitch in Time", wherein the Flashback makes two important stops on their way to their final showdown; -This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John disentangles a tale of talking wolves and time travel; -Debatitorium, Episode 2: "Women's Rights," where Frank Allen presides over the final debate over whether women should enjoy their rights; -Where Are They Now in Debatitorium History, in which Rory St. John brings us an important update on what has happened since that debate's decision; -Tract or Fiction?, Episode 03: "The Sissy?", where a pair of truckers learn to regret calling Jesus a sissy; -Guard Duty, Episode 04: "Cross Words", with the Jack and Mr. Fahrenheit engaging in a friendly game of Scrabble; -wacky discussions by the hosts.

Episode 003: I Don't Care About Your Hotdog

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:00:00 -0500

The third episode brings the final "premiere" of our launch, along with three other series, all-new original bits, and no Mexican content whatsoever. Featuring: -Like Mother, Episode 1: "My Mother, the Killer", the premiere of the paranoia-filled family drama in Carousel, NY; -Tract or Fiction?, Episode 2: "Reverend Wonderful", where we discuss whether you need to do good things to go to heaven; -NO Frank Allen Interview, and certainly not with anyone associated with Jack Chick, or who knows anything about him; -Decker and Hayes, Episode 02: "Blue Plate Special", in which the ladies try to find out what's so special at the Blue Diner; -This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us about intestinal fortitude; -Guard Duty, Episode 03: "Asking and Telling", with Ocean Man and Peaseblossom revealing a few secrets; -zany hijnks from the hosts.

Episode 002: A Cesspool of Ignorance

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:00:00 -0500

The second episode, and two more series premiere, two continue, and two of our hosts have a showdown years in the making. Featuring: - Guard Duty, Episode 02: Working Hard or Hardly Working, featuring The Stallion and Broadband arguing over the burdens of heroism; - Decker and Hayes, Episode 01: Parlortown Lows, the first episode of the lesbian detective serial, where the duo takes on a mysterious case; - This Day in History and update Where Are They Now In History, in which Rory St. John teaches us an entirely different evolution; - a Frank Allen Interview with Rory St. John, which gets quite heated indeed; - Debatitorium 2006, Episode 01: The Iraq War, the first of many of the world's issues decided by Frank Allen; - Epic Echoes, Episode 02: Revelations, or the Kingdom Come, the Flashpack reunites with President Jimmy Kovacs bearing startling secrets; - color commentary by the hosts.

Episode 001: Kiss and Make Up

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:00:00 -0500

The premiere of Cast in Wax! Host Jordan D. White and his panel of co-hosts, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White, bring you wax-work radio serials and comedy with all-new introductions and bonus features! Featuring: - Guard Duty, Episode 01: Hopefully Devoted, featuring The Jack and Dr. Fast comparing secret origins; - This Day in History and all-new feature, Where Are They Now In History, Rory St. John's historical fact and all-new historical update, with a creamy moral filling; - Tract or Fiction?, Episode 01: Sin City, asking whether homosexuality is a sin, or a sexy good time; - a Frank Allen Interview with Devon White, wife of series creator Jordan D. White, about her part in the series; - Epic Echoes, Episode 01: Goodbye Kiss, the "final episode" of the Backwards Series, where Max Thornfield and the Flashpack face their final challenge from Drallus; - color commentary by the hosts.

Episode 000: Pay Attention All Podcast Catchers!

cracksh0t@aol.com (Jordan D. White) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 23:50:00 -0500

A little test episode, making sure everything is running smoothly with the podcast technology, and announcing the start date of the real thing. Featuring: - A run down what show will be on the series; - A completely fake and stupid episode of "This Day In History"; - Me rambling about nothing, really.