CAT MACROS

Sylvester Had An Unusual Fear Of Hardwood Floors

ontological_shock — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:42:31 +0000

Sylvester had an unusual fear of hardwood floors.

ontological_shock — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:36:43 +0000

Interesting

ontological_shock — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:33:13 +0000

Eat it, bitch

ontological_shock — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:28:28 +0000

I don’t always hear you call my name, but when I do, I still don’t come.

ontological_shock — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:23:14 +0000

Why don’t you have a seat and explain to me why you decided to cut off my balls when I was younger.

ontological_shock — Tue, 01 May 2012 00:15:32 +0000

Stealth Level 87

ontological_shock — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:56:42 +0000

They told me I could be anything, so I became a Poptart and flew across the galaxy while pooping a rainbow

ontological_shock — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 02:50:59 +0000

I don’t always lick my anus, but when I do, I make sure you’re watching.

ontological_shock — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 23:22:46 +0000

Run, you fools

ontological_shock — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 01:39:44 +0000

Ceci n’est pas une catmacro