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Those who have loved and/or lived with cats, or are cats,&lt;br&gt;know very well how cats always seem to end up the middle of things,&lt;br&gt;including songs if there are any being written in the vicinity...</description><language>en</language><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (CatsInSongs)</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:43:59 PST</lastBuildDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">21</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="catsinsongs" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><media:copyright>Copyright</media:copyright><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Music</media:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>noreply@blogger.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Songs for, about, and even by cats =^..^= Those who have loved and/or lived with cats, or are cats, know very well how cats always seem to end up the middle of things, including songs if there are any being written in the vicinity...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Songs for, about, and even by cats =^..^= Those who have loved and/or lived with cats, or are cats, know very well how cats always seem to end up the middle of things, including songs if there are any being written in the vicinity...</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Music" /><item><title>The Twelve Days of Catmas</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2009/05/twelve-days-of-catmas.html</link><category>cat</category><category>cats</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cyndi Craven)</author><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 17:56:14 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-3762293606723889706</guid><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;Copyright 2009 Cyndi Craven&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;NOTE: Catmas, according to my cats, is the most important (well, the only) Cat Holiday. The Cats couldn't decide what the date should be, so they just celebrate it whenever they feel like it. They're cats. They can do that. &gt;^..^&lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the first day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;A sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the second day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the third day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the fourth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the fifth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the sixth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Six Maine Coons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the seventh day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seven tuxedos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Six Maine Coons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the eighth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eight fluffy gingers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seven tuxedos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Six Maine Coons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the ninth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nine Scottish Folds&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eight fluffy gingers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seven tuxedos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Six Maine Coons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the tenth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ten Tortoiseshells&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nine Scottish Folds&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eight fluffy gingers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seven tuxedos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Six Maine Coons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the eleventh day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eleven Devon Rex&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ten Tortoiseshells&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nine Scottish Folds&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eight fluffy gingers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seven tuxedos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Six Maine Coons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;On the twelfth day of Catmas, my true love gave to me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Twelve Tonkinese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eleven Devon Rex&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ten Tortoiseshells&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nine Scottish Folds&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eight fluffy gingers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Seven tuxedos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Six Maine Coons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Five Russian Blues&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Four Siamese&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Ragdolls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two silver tabbies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And a sweet little calico girl&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-3762293606723889706?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-05-13T17:56:14.222-07:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>It's a Pretty Good Life</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/its-pretty-good-life.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Allison)</author><pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 10:59:19 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-6940217570468204611</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;By Bailey with Allison Adams, Copyright 2005&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
It's a pretty good life for an old kitty cat&lt;br /&gt;
I roll in the dirt when I feel fat&lt;br /&gt;
It's kinda gritty but I like it like that&lt;br /&gt;
It's a pretty good life for an old kitty cat&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a pretty sweet deal for a cat like me&lt;br /&gt;
If it gets too hot I find a big tree&lt;br /&gt;
Or hide in the bushes where the people can't see&lt;br /&gt;
It's a pretty sweet deal for a cat like me&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Think I'll go inside and have a  little snack&lt;br /&gt;
Lick my coat til my tongue turns black&lt;br /&gt;
Pounce on a bug with a great big whack!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's an okay day when it's said and done&lt;br /&gt;
Stalking the squirrels and dodging the sun&lt;br /&gt;
A lotta hard work but I guess it's fun&lt;br /&gt;
It's an okay day when it's said and done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meow meow meow . . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Think I'll go inside and have a  little snack&lt;br /&gt;
Lick my coat til my tongue turns black&lt;br /&gt;
Pounce on a bug with a great big whack!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's an okay day when it's said and done&lt;br /&gt;
Stalking the squirrels and dodging the sun&lt;br /&gt;
A lotta hard work but I guess it's fun&lt;br /&gt;
It's an okay day when it's said and done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now I need a little nap so I gotta run&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meow yodel . . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bye!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-6940217570468204611?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2010-04-18T10:59:19.878-07:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></item><item><title>I Hate To Pee In The Rain</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/i-hate-to-pee-in-rain.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Songwriting Cat)</author><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:30:14 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-6850784000649411852</guid><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright 2008 Pippy The Schnoo, Cyndi Craven&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My favorite place to pee&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Is out by the water oak tree&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cause it's so big and wide&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There's plenty of space to hide&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But when the sky is dark&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And the wind is blowing hard&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And the rain is coming down like dogs&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And rats all over the yard...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I hate to pee in the rain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It makes me a little insane&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;All that awful water coming down&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Like a bunch of little runaway trains&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I hate to pee in the rain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'Cause my pee washes down the drain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And then no one'll know I've been here before&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And don't you know what cat pee is for&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I use every drop to mark up my territor-ryyyyyy eeeeeeeeeee&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That's why I hate... to pee... in the rain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My mom has a nice litter box&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She fixed up just for me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But I gotta do my thing outside&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Going indoors ain't for me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So even if it's pouring&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And the tv has a tornado warning&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If I gotta go, I gotta go outside&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'Cause that's the kinda cat I be&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But I hate to pee in the rain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It messes with my kitty-cat brain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;With all that hateful water coming down&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In an unending refrain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I hate to pee in the rain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'Cause my pee washes down the drain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And then no one'll know I've been here before&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And don't you see what cat pee is for&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I gotta save it mark up my territor-ryyyyy eeeeeeeeeee&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That's why I hate to pee ... It's such a waste to pee ...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That's why I hate to pee ... in the rain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I can't stand the rain ... against my window.... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-6850784000649411852?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-24T10:30:14.415-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total></item><item><title>Life Is Simple When You're A Cat</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/life-is-simple-when-youre-cat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Songwriting Cat)</author><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:08:52 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-2389223806601809056</guid><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright 2008 Pippy The Schnoo, Cyndi Craven&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Life is simple when you're a cat&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you have a person who'll feed you well&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;And let you sleep in her lap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow …meow …meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Life is simple when you're a puss &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Stay up all night, fight and cuss&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Then in the morning, you get a big mush &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow …meow …meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now as some of you may know&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I spent some time in jail (he spent some time in jail)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I didn't get no phone calls&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I didn't get no mail (he didn't get no mail)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Even though my Aunt Peggy&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Works for the US Postal Service&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Delivering the mail all over Oklahoma City&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To the people living with their kitties....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But she didn't know where I was &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She didn't know where I waaaaaas…&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I wrote this in the Cat’s Key of C &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I wrote it in the Cat's Key of C&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So my mom could play it on the ukulele&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow …meow …meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Instrumental or cat-whistle break like &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Now as some of you…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Life is simple when you're feline &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you have a little home and a person you love&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;To rub against to say "this one's mine" &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Meow …meow …meow  … Meow …meow …meow&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"All I want is a room some ... where...." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-2389223806601809056?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-01T21:08:52.309-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Cat'll Call</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/catll-call.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cyndi Craven)</author><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:58:48 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-2274016887258554267</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Copyright 2008 Cyndi Craven, Tom Wolf, Wil Hodge&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Sung to the tune of "Cattle Call" as made famous by Eddie Arnold.&lt;br /&gt;"Meow, meow, etc." part is cat yodeling. Or meowdeling.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so unhappy&lt;br /&gt;I lost my gray tabby&lt;br /&gt;I sit by myself and bawl&lt;br /&gt;She's out there alone&lt;br /&gt;So far from her home&lt;br /&gt;I hope maybe my cat'll call&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meow, meow, etc.&lt;br /&gt;Hoping my cat'll call&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was last seen&lt;br /&gt;Through a hole in the screen&lt;br /&gt;Jumping over the backyard wall&lt;br /&gt;I hope she's okay&lt;br /&gt;Still I listen each day&lt;br /&gt;Hoping my cat'll call&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meow, meow, etc.&lt;br /&gt;Hoping my cat'll call&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's been nearly a year&lt;br /&gt;Since kitty was here&lt;br /&gt;On my bed in a happy sprawl&lt;br /&gt;She took off with some tom&lt;br /&gt;But I'll remain calm&lt;br /&gt;And hope that my cat'll call&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meow, meow, etc.&lt;br /&gt;Hoping my cat'll call&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-2274016887258554267?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-01T20:58:48.183-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total></item><item><title>Maneki Neko</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/maneki-neko.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:33:30 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-7129539690456016660</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko&lt;br /&gt;Let's play pachinko&lt;br /&gt;oh oh oh oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko&lt;br /&gt;You love the sumo&lt;br /&gt;oh oh oh oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're good (so good) for success&lt;br /&gt;And lucky in business&lt;br /&gt;Right (so right) with the first guess&lt;br /&gt;And full of gleeful gee whizzness&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko (oh oh oh oh oh)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko&lt;br /&gt;Your waving paw goes&lt;br /&gt;oh oh oh oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko&lt;br /&gt;Wave to the sumo&lt;br /&gt;as out of the bar they go&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're up (so up) on a high high shelf&lt;br /&gt;With all of your little litter mates&lt;br /&gt;Gold for money, Black for health&lt;br /&gt;White for the best sumo date&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko (oh oh oh oh oh)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko&lt;br /&gt;Your belly and friends grow&lt;br /&gt;oh oh oh oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko&lt;br /&gt;You're fat as a sumo&lt;br /&gt;oh oh oh oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(fadeout)&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko, you love the sushi&lt;br /&gt;oh oh oh oh oh oh&lt;br /&gt;Maneki Neko, your shelf is cushy&lt;br /&gt;oh oh oh oh oh oh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-7129539690456016660?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:33:30.330-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Frankie and Leo</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/franky-and-leo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:33:17 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-6472649919045686691</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2006 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SmotheredYouInLove-03-FrankieAndLeo.mp3" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="window" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" height="27" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-6472649919045686691?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:33:17.670-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><enclosure url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SmotheredYouInLove-03-FrankieAndLeo.mp3" length="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><media:content url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SmotheredYouInLove-03-FrankieAndLeo.mp3" fileSize="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Copyright c 2006 by David Paul Christman </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Copyright c 2006 by David Paul Christman </itunes:summary></item><item><title>This Independence Just Makes Me Feel Like a Stray</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/this-independence-just-makes-me-feel.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:32:59 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-2911042622130695382</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, how I hate to travel&lt;br /&gt;Even just down the block, it’s&lt;br /&gt;Noon and the day is starting to unravel&lt;br /&gt;I’m dodging rabid dogs and bottle rockets&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, it’s slinking under oily cars&lt;br /&gt;And hiding under porches dusty&lt;br /&gt;Bombed out yards with giant scars&lt;br /&gt;From teenage boys, so fireworks lusty&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s another Fourth of July, hooray&lt;br /&gt;I won’t be seeing a squirrel or blue jay today&lt;br /&gt;They’ll all be hiding far far away&lt;br /&gt;This independence make me feel just like a stray&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m used to sleeping 15 hours at a time&lt;br /&gt;But it’s early on the 5th and it’s still exploding frightfully&lt;br /&gt;The fireflies are like little sparks sublime&lt;br /&gt;That at least don’t hurt when they land on me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was another 4th of July, hooray&lt;br /&gt;They forgot to feed me and they’re sleeping in disarray&lt;br /&gt;And all of the hot dogs have been eaten anyway&lt;br /&gt;This independence just makes me feel like a stray&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-2911042622130695382?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:32:59.767-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Feline Upholsterers</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/feline-upholsterers.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:55:22 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-3487670023362110343</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(2100 / 2110 / 2120 / 0100 / 2222 / 4444 )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well,&lt;br /&gt;Here I am, it’s a fact&lt;br /&gt;Cat claws are exactly like upholstery tacks&lt;br /&gt;Expertly placed up and down my back&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess,&lt;br /&gt;They all drifted in and without guilt&lt;br /&gt;Pinned me in under my grandma’s quilt&lt;br /&gt;Like tiny hardworking rumplestiltskins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now&lt;br /&gt;I’m wide awake, deafened by the purrs&lt;br /&gt;Of these expert feline upholsterers&lt;br /&gt;I have to pee so bad I can’t think up a suitable curse&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Looks like&lt;br /&gt;The sunrise breaks in awhile&lt;br /&gt;Who knew they were so versatile&lt;br /&gt;I inhale and close my eyes and merge into the textile&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So,&lt;br /&gt;Here I am, now a part of the furniture&lt;br /&gt;When I’ll be released only their stomachs know for sure&lt;br /&gt;Wish I had a camera, this would make a funny picture&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-3487670023362110343?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-28T11:55:22.101-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>I Gave My Heart to the Cat</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/i-gave-my-heart-to-cat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:00:29 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-8295452920748937086</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate to report your sweet talk’s falling flat&lt;br /&gt;Timing is everything and that is simply that&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Paws was here and now, meow&lt;br /&gt;So I gave my heart, every little part, I gave my heart to the cat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, you’re way too late&lt;br /&gt;Yes, it’s true relationships are great&lt;br /&gt;If I had met you earlier in life&lt;br /&gt;I would have considered being a girlfriend or wife&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate to relate your argument’s old hat&lt;br /&gt;And fails to make my heartbeat pitter pat&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Paws was here sharing fur and purr after purr&lt;br /&gt;So I gave my heart, even the secret parts, I gave my heart to the cat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe in the next life you’ll change priorities&lt;br /&gt;And master relationships in your thirties&lt;br /&gt;But I think you better plan another master plan&lt;br /&gt;There’s more pure love discovered in a feline than a man&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate to report your pleading sounds like gnats&lt;br /&gt;And is not supported by the scientific facts&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Paws was here with his hisses and kisses&lt;br /&gt;So I gave my heart, with manual and spare parts, I gave my heart,&lt;br /&gt;Even the heart of my heart, I gave my heart to the cat&lt;br /&gt;and that is that, I gave my heart to the cat&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-8295452920748937086?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:00:29.893-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>The Feral Cats Are Watching</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/feral-cats-are-watching.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:10:09 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-489143466092583945</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The feral cats are watching the building tonight&lt;br /&gt;After the night watchman falls asleep by his nightlight&lt;br /&gt;A few hamburger patties bolster their furry courage&lt;div&gt;They’ll be groomed and ready to leap up and discourage&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The workmen during the day trip on them underfoot&lt;br /&gt;And spill coffee and Gatorade every which way&lt;br /&gt;The kitties stay clean even with all the dust and soot&lt;br /&gt;But occasionally need to be freed from the Port-o-lays&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pranksters, tool stealers, those in search of privacy&lt;br /&gt;Wanna-be dealers of drugs, sex and minor forms of piracy&lt;br /&gt;Are no match as they patrol in their two-tone uniforms&lt;br /&gt;In these nine stories of soon-to-be filled college dorms&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The workmen during the day trip on them continuously&lt;br /&gt;But it’s a small price to pay for their lionine job devotion&lt;br /&gt;The cats patrol with their night eyes religiously&lt;br /&gt;And only occasionally cry from a locked Port-a-John&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The feral cats are on the job this evening&lt;br /&gt;On the fifth floor there’s some caterwauling&lt;br /&gt;That wakes and knocks the security guard from his chair&lt;div&gt;Under the moon like a big cat eye way up there&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The workmen during the day give them many names&lt;br /&gt;“He looks like an Ikaika or Kai, don’t he?”&lt;br /&gt;Working without them wouldn’t feel quite the same&lt;br /&gt;When one dies on the job, they bury him with ceremony&lt;br /&gt;      under the port-a-potty&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-489143466092583945?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-28T12:10:09.942-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Little Zen Sandbox</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/little-zen-sandbox.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:11:03 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-6997010300122375673</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2002 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SphinxofLove-09-LittleZenSandbox.mp3" width="400" height="27" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="window" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Japanesy Am – Dm – Em  pattern to infinity)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m dreaming of your little Zen sandbox,&lt;br /&gt;Three by three by infinity.&lt;br /&gt;Tiny rake, little rocks&lt;br /&gt;Under the shade of a sycamore tree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little rocks, tiny rake&lt;br /&gt;Surest cure for a big headache.&lt;br /&gt;It’s got class, it’s got Feng Shui&lt;br /&gt;It’s a peaceful, natural matinee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m sitting in your little Zen sandbox&lt;br /&gt;Eating an apple, thinking of you.&lt;br /&gt;Cool sand between my toes&lt;br /&gt;Counting syllables for haiku.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m waiting for you –&lt;br /&gt;A fluffy cat is scratching –&lt;br /&gt;Digging up antiques?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tiny rake, setting sun,&lt;br /&gt;Little island of oblivion.&lt;br /&gt;Getting lost isn’t very hard,&lt;br /&gt;Without leaving your backyard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m sitting in your little Zen sandbox,&lt;br /&gt;I’ve got everything perfect for us.&lt;br /&gt;A little dollhouse-sized bottle of warm sake.&lt;br /&gt;Some sushi originally octopus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Building a great wall –&lt;br /&gt;Between fluffy and sushi—&lt;br /&gt;Sand flying like swans!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porcelain horse, wooden wall&lt;br /&gt;A whole lot better than miniature golf&lt;br /&gt;It’s exotic, It’s got charm&lt;br /&gt;It’s got Japanese beetles crawling up my arm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m dreaming of your little Zen sandbox&lt;br /&gt;Three by three by infinity…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where are you, snow pea?&lt;br /&gt;Fluffy is playing koto&lt;br /&gt;On the to go box&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-6997010300122375673?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:11:03.983-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><enclosure url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SphinxofLove-09-LittleZenSandbox.mp3" length="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><media:content url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SphinxofLove-09-LittleZenSandbox.mp3" fileSize="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Copyright c 2002 by David Paul Christman (Japanesy Am – Dm – Em pattern to infinity) I’m dreaming of your little Zen sandbox, Three by three by infinity. Tiny rake, little rocks Under the shade of a sycamore tree. Little rocks, tiny rake Surest cure for a</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Copyright c 2002 by David Paul Christman (Japanesy Am – Dm – Em pattern to infinity) I’m dreaming of your little Zen sandbox, Three by three by infinity. Tiny rake, little rocks Under the shade of a sycamore tree. Little rocks, tiny rake Surest cure for a big headache. It’s got class, it’s got Feng Shui It’s a peaceful, natural matinee. I’m sitting in your little Zen sandbox Eating an apple, thinking of you. Cool sand between my toes Counting syllables for haiku. I’m waiting for you – A fluffy cat is scratching – Digging up antiques? Tiny rake, setting sun, Little island of oblivion. Getting lost isn’t very hard, Without leaving your backyard. I’m sitting in your little Zen sandbox, I’ve got everything perfect for us. A little dollhouse-sized bottle of warm sake. Some sushi originally octopus. Building a great wall – Between fluffy and sushi— Sand flying like swans! Porcelain horse, wooden wall A whole lot better than miniature golf It’s exotic, It’s got charm It’s got Japanese beetles crawling up my arm. I’m dreaming of your little Zen sandbox Three by three by infinity… Where are you, snow pea? Fluffy is playing koto On the to go box</itunes:summary></item><item><title>How Can I Compete with a Cat Between Your Legs</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/how-can-i-compete-with-cat-between-your.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:18:38 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-8360850957453807075</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2005 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C – Em – F – G until your fingers fall off)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How can I compete with a cat between your legs?&lt;br /&gt;You don’t seem to like it quite so much when I beg&lt;br /&gt;And I’m not orange, another strike against me.&lt;br /&gt;(The last bird I brought in was a frozen turkey)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me compare you to a summer’s day&lt;br /&gt;With the orange tabby safely seven blocks away&lt;br /&gt;I can’t compete with him when it’s time to nap&lt;br /&gt;And he revs up his motor and hops into your lap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How can I compete with a cat between your thighs?&lt;br /&gt;I’m not supposed to pick on folks 1/13th my size&lt;br /&gt;Okay, he’s got better grooming, I think I’ll take a shower&lt;br /&gt;And come back and see if there’s room for me in half an hour&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I’m around you I’m so in awe I can’t breathe&lt;br /&gt;(Or maybe it’s just the saber toothed cat fur allergy)&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I really tear up and get puffy in the face&lt;br /&gt;Just thinking about maybe taking his place&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How can I compete with a cat between your calves?&lt;br /&gt;If I could speak meow I’d negotiate for halves&lt;br /&gt;It isn’t fair, he’s really just being a hog&lt;br /&gt;And I wish you’d notice for once your boyfriend underdog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-8360850957453807075?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:18:38.073-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>And I'll Purr Like the Cat</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/and-ill-purr-like-cat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:01:34 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-1737844132501053739</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Soprano ukulele: G -- D6 -- C -- G // C -- D6 -- G -- D6//)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scratch me under the chin&lt;br /&gt;Like you do with him&lt;br /&gt;And I’ll purr like the cat!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hold me in your lap&lt;br /&gt;And let me take a nap&lt;br /&gt;Yes, I’ll purr like that!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boyfriends need a little petting too!&lt;br /&gt;Right behind our ear and there’s nothing we won’t do!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scratch me under the chin&lt;br /&gt;And then do it again&lt;br /&gt;And I’ll purr like the cat!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take my face into your hands&lt;br /&gt;And tell me I’m better than a man&lt;br /&gt;And I’ll purr like that!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Domestic partners love affection of all kinds&lt;br /&gt;Up and down the spine with your fingernails is fine!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hold me to your chest&lt;br /&gt;Every night as you rest&lt;br /&gt;And I’ll purr&lt;br /&gt;forever&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-1737844132501053739?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:01:34.988-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>She's a Steamroller for the Kitties!</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/shes-steamroller-for-kitties.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:01:48 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-6058832417695432874</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(ukulele blues in D)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a little kitty company&lt;br /&gt;That’s all she wants&lt;br /&gt;A little kitty company&lt;br /&gt;That’s all she needs&lt;br /&gt;Don’t get between her&lt;br /&gt;And her little kitties, unless you want to see yourself bleed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;‘Cause she’s a steamroller for the kitties&lt;br /&gt;And she’ll roll right over you&lt;br /&gt;Steamroller for the kitties&lt;br /&gt;Drag you through a bag of old cat litter too&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a little kitty company&lt;br /&gt;That’s all she likes&lt;br /&gt;Kitty company&lt;br /&gt;All she desires&lt;br /&gt;And if you cross the path between her&lt;br /&gt;And her kitties, you’ll find yourself soon on fire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;‘Cause she’s a steamroller for the kitties&lt;br /&gt;And she’ll leave you as thin as a pancake&lt;br /&gt;Steamroller for the kittie&lt;br /&gt;With your mouse-eating grin like a road killed garter snake&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a little kitty company&lt;br /&gt;Time for hugs and scratches&lt;br /&gt;Kitty company&lt;br /&gt;All on board! Wet Nose Express&lt;br /&gt;And if you step between her&lt;br /&gt;And her kitties, you’ll soon find yourself permanently out of breath&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;‘Cause she’s a steamroller for the kitties&lt;br /&gt;You’ll think its cute at first, they all do!&lt;br /&gt;Steamroller for the kitties&lt;br /&gt;Until a giant land-moving furball’s bearing down, catchin’ up to you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a little kitty company&lt;br /&gt;Is all she needs&lt;br /&gt;Kitty company&lt;br /&gt;Just wait and see&lt;br /&gt;And if you insult her itty bitty kitties&lt;br /&gt;You’ll soon be joining the Flat Earth Society&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-6058832417695432874?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:01:48.317-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></item><item><title>Gettin' Our Hair Done</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/gettin-our-hair-done.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:02:00 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-2027549333978938884</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2008 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Soprao ukulele: 6454 / 6444 / 2222 / 4444)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gettin' our hair done&lt;br /&gt;Jessie and me growing old&lt;br /&gt;She points her paw at&lt;br /&gt;Just the right shade of gold&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, at least until&lt;br /&gt;Out our hair does playfully grow&lt;br /&gt;She's in camouflage&lt;br /&gt;When she sleeps on my pillow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I sit in the hairdresser's chair&lt;br /&gt;Reading Vogue and Mademoiselle&lt;br /&gt;Jessie falls asleep, a golden bear&lt;br /&gt;In the big picture windowsill&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, at least until&lt;br /&gt;Our next appointment in 6 weeks&lt;br /&gt;She's in camo as a pony tail&lt;br /&gt;When I hold her up to my cheek&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gettin' our hair done&lt;br /&gt;Jessie and me growing mellow&lt;br /&gt;Just a hint of red setting sun&lt;br /&gt;Tickling gold and yellow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Waking up to birds singing free&lt;br /&gt;Stretching, sighing without tension&lt;br /&gt;We untangle ourselves delicately&lt;br /&gt;From mutual hair extensions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gettin our hair brushed&lt;br /&gt;Jessie and me growing bored&lt;br /&gt;Singing along in separate keys&lt;br /&gt;We head for the kitchen cupboard&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-2027549333978938884?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:02:00.079-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total></item><item><title>A Kitten Named Claude</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/kitten-named-claude.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:23:20 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-7831710935732108705</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 1999 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-BathingSuitBlues-07-KittenNamedClaude.mp3" width="400" height="27" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="window" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(C -- F -- C -- G7 // F -- C --G7 -- C //)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a kitten crawling up my leg&lt;br /&gt;I do not know his name (I'll ask).&lt;br /&gt;Does he think I have a pirate pegleg&lt;br /&gt;And he's crawling up the mast?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a kitten hanging from my hip.&lt;br /&gt;(He says his name is Claude.)&lt;br /&gt;Let me give this kitten one legal tip:&lt;br /&gt;Climbing up me is outlawed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A kitten kitten kitten kitten etc.&lt;br /&gt;Kitten kitten kitten kitten named Claude.&lt;br /&gt;Kitten kitten kitten kitten etc.&lt;br /&gt;Climbing up me is outlawed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a kitten clinging to my shirt,&lt;br /&gt;He's puffing out his fur.&lt;br /&gt;Now I can't tell the difference from&lt;br /&gt;My beating heart and his noisy purr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a kitten sitting on my shoulder here.&lt;br /&gt;His teeth could use some brushing.&lt;br /&gt;He's licking on my ear and nose&lt;br /&gt;In addition to his other washing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A kitten kitten kitten kitten etc.&lt;br /&gt;I'm starting to feel like I've been pawed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, Claude is sitting on my head,&lt;br /&gt;His claws could use a trim, 'cause&lt;br /&gt;Everytime he squeezes his paws tight,&lt;br /&gt;The lights for me begin to dim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a kitten flying to the floor.&lt;br /&gt;Good thing he's got nine lives.&lt;br /&gt;I wonder if I'll die from Cat Scratch Fever&lt;br /&gt;&gt;From Claude's ten razor-sharp knives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A kitten kitten kitten kitten etc.&lt;br /&gt;Climbing up me is outlawed,&lt;br /&gt;'Cause I hate when I get pawed,&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I should have got a dog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Song Notes: There really is a cat named Claude, who is paralyzed from the hips down.&lt;br /&gt;He has an indomitable spirit and gets along just fine. This song was&lt;br /&gt;written after hearing about him.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-7831710935732108705?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:23:20.555-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><enclosure url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-BathingSuitBlues-07-KittenNamedClaude.mp3" length="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><media:content url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-BathingSuitBlues-07-KittenNamedClaude.mp3" fileSize="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Copyright c 1999 by David Paul Christman (C -- F -- C -- G7 // F -- C --G7 -- C //) There's a kitten crawling up my leg I do not know his name (I'll ask). Does he think I have a pirate pegleg And he's crawling up the mast? There's a kitten hanging from my</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Copyright c 1999 by David Paul Christman (C -- F -- C -- G7 // F -- C --G7 -- C //) There's a kitten crawling up my leg I do not know his name (I'll ask). Does he think I have a pirate pegleg And he's crawling up the mast? There's a kitten hanging from my hip. (He says his name is Claude.) Let me give this kitten one legal tip: Climbing up me is outlawed. A kitten kitten kitten kitten etc. Kitten kitten kitten kitten named Claude. Kitten kitten kitten kitten etc. Climbing up me is outlawed. There's a kitten clinging to my shirt, He's puffing out his fur. Now I can't tell the difference from My beating heart and his noisy purr. There's a kitten sitting on my shoulder here. His teeth could use some brushing. He's licking on my ear and nose In addition to his other washing. A kitten kitten kitten kitten etc. I'm starting to feel like I've been pawed. Yeah, Claude is sitting on my head, His claws could use a trim, 'cause Everytime he squeezes his paws tight, The lights for me begin to dim. There's a kitten flying to the floor. Good thing he's got nine lives. I wonder if I'll die from Cat Scratch Fever From Claude's ten razor-sharp knives. A kitten kitten kitten kitten etc. Climbing up me is outlawed, 'Cause I hate when I get pawed, Maybe I should have got a dog. Song Notes: There really is a cat named Claude, who is paralyzed from the hips down. He has an indomitable spirit and gets along just fine. This song was written after hearing about him.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Jump on the Scrabble Board, Percy!</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/jump-on-scrabble-board-percy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:25:50 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-3072140898446090068</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2005 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-BathingSuitBlues-12-JumpScrabbleBoardPercy.mp3" width="400" height="27" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="window" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Country D – G – A7 chord pattern)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jump on the Scrabble board Percy&lt;br /&gt;I’m losing my mind, I need a little mercy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She’s had a giant bingo on a triple triple&lt;br /&gt;I’m feeling linguistically crippled&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s looking worse and I just drew out a q and 3 i’s&lt;br /&gt;So before I curse jump on the Scrabble board, I need a big surprise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s something like 405 to 101&lt;br /&gt;I’m wondering why I used to think Scrabble was fun&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, jump on the Scrabble board, you cute little orange cat&lt;br /&gt;I’ll repay you later with a little warm bacon fat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’ve challenged another word and lost my turn, now I’m pissed&lt;br /&gt;Who knew the dictionary was one third botanist?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She got three of the esses and both of the blanks, I’m a chump~&lt;br /&gt;I need a miracle Percy, come to my rescue, please, jump!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-3072140898446090068?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:25:50.779-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><enclosure url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-BathingSuitBlues-12-JumpScrabbleBoardPercy.mp3" length="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><media:content url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-BathingSuitBlues-12-JumpScrabbleBoardPercy.mp3" fileSize="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Copyright c 2005 by David Paul Christman (Country D – G – A7 chord pattern) Jump on the Scrabble board Percy I’m losing my mind, I need a little mercy She’s had a giant bingo on a triple triple I’m feeling linguistically crippled It’s looking worse and I </itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Copyright c 2005 by David Paul Christman (Country D – G – A7 chord pattern) Jump on the Scrabble board Percy I’m losing my mind, I need a little mercy She’s had a giant bingo on a triple triple I’m feeling linguistically crippled It’s looking worse and I just drew out a q and 3 i’s So before I curse jump on the Scrabble board, I need a big surprise It’s something like 405 to 101 I’m wondering why I used to think Scrabble was fun So, jump on the Scrabble board, you cute little orange cat I’ll repay you later with a little warm bacon fat I’ve challenged another word and lost my turn, now I’m pissed Who knew the dictionary was one third botanist? She got three of the esses and both of the blanks, I’m a chump~ I need a miracle Percy, come to my rescue, please, jump!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Percy's Eatin' Japanese</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/percys-eatin-japanese.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</author><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:09:18 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-482567807357897922</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright c 2005 by David Paul Christman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SphinxofLove-04-PercysEatinJapanese.mp3" width="400" height="27" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="window" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(G – Am – Bm – Am pattern to infinity)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[G]Percy's in the [Am]sushi rice&lt;br /&gt;[Bm]Supervising, making [Am]sure it's nice&lt;br /&gt;[G]The perfect bed for his [Am]greatest wish&lt;br /&gt;A piece of [Bm]tuna or some other raw [Am]fish[G][Am][Bm][Am]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's playing with his chopsticks&lt;br /&gt;A little Noh show -- people watch this!&lt;br /&gt;If he could wield the knife, he'd by a samurai-ing&lt;br /&gt;But when the fish is unwrapped, he acts just like he's dying!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHORUS:&lt;br /&gt;Percy's eating Japanese&lt;br /&gt;Skip the soy sauce, no ginger if you please&lt;br /&gt;Light on wasabi, keep the pretty dish&lt;br /&gt;Teensy bit of rice -- more fish!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(RAP) Now he's spread like a fan in front of the fire!&lt;br /&gt;Licking his paws and his growing spare tire!&lt;br /&gt;He might be persuaded to have another piece&lt;br /&gt;His meow sounds like "make that two" in pidgin japanese!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-482567807357897922?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-11-23T12:09:18.156-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><enclosure url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SphinxofLove-04-PercysEatinJapanese.mp3" length="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><media:content url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/HW/HaoleWolf-SphinxofLove-04-PercysEatinJapanese.mp3" fileSize="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Copyright c 2005 by David Paul Christman (G – Am – Bm – Am pattern to infinity) [G]Percy's in the [Am]sushi rice [Bm]Supervising, making [Am]sure it's nice [G]The perfect bed for his [Am]greatest wish A piece of [Bm]tuna or some other raw [Am]fish[G][Am][</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Haole Wolf)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Copyright c 2005 by David Paul Christman (G – Am – Bm – Am pattern to infinity) [G]Percy's in the [Am]sushi rice [Bm]Supervising, making [Am]sure it's nice [G]The perfect bed for his [Am]greatest wish A piece of [Bm]tuna or some other raw [Am]fish[G][Am][Bm][Am] He's playing with his chopsticks A little Noh show -- people watch this! If he could wield the knife, he'd by a samurai-ing But when the fish is unwrapped, he acts just like he's dying! CHORUS: Percy's eating Japanese Skip the soy sauce, no ginger if you please Light on wasabi, keep the pretty dish Teensy bit of rice -- more fish! (RAP) Now he's spread like a fan in front of the fire! Licking his paws and his growing spare tire! He might be persuaded to have another piece His meow sounds like "make that two" in pidgin japanese!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Pippy The Schnoo</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/pippy-schnoo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Songwriting Cat)</author><pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:38:58 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-7970095843551492394</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Copyright 2008 Pippy The Schnoo, Cyndi Craven&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/PippyTheSchnoo_CyndiCravenPTS.mp3" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="window" flashvars="playerMode=embedded" height="27" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the morning my mom turns the faucet on&lt;br /&gt;I like to take a drink, fresh water in the sink&lt;br /&gt;My name is Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And when I sleep, I stretch out my little white feet&lt;br /&gt;My mom thinks it’s cute, me in my black and white suit&lt;br /&gt;My name is Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like to play, I don’t fuss&lt;br /&gt;And I purr just like a Volkswagen bus&lt;br /&gt;I’m friends with everyone&lt;br /&gt;And I spend most of my day in the sun&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like to stalk anything that might walk&lt;br /&gt;Past where I hide, look out I’ll surprise you&lt;br /&gt;Here comes Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But not long ago, I had a tough row to hoe&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t have a home, no mom or dad of my own&lt;br /&gt;My name was Pippy… Pippy the sad-schnoody-boo-hoo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My owner gave me away,&lt;br /&gt;‘Cause he moved somewhere that I couldn’t stay&lt;br /&gt;I spent some time in jail&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t get no phone calls or get no mail&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then guess who… a lady named LaRue&lt;br /&gt;Came and took me to the home&lt;br /&gt;Of my schnoodly-oodee-Cat-Mom&lt;br /&gt;Whose name is Cyndi… Cyndi the Schnoo (she’s a schnoo, too)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now I sit outside&lt;br /&gt;Where I can sniff the air and I give a sigh&lt;br /&gt;Oh, what a wonderful life&lt;br /&gt;No kitty stress, and no kitty strife&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bite my mom to let her know she’s the one&lt;br /&gt;That I truly love way beyond and above&lt;br /&gt;And she loves Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo&lt;br /&gt;And she loves Pippy (that’s ME!)… Pippy the Schnoo…&lt;br /&gt;Doo-dee-oo-doo, doo-dee-oo-doo, doo-dee-oo-doo!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-7970095843551492394?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-12-05T06:38:58.752-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><enclosure url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/PippyTheSchnoo_CyndiCravenPTS.mp3" length="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><media:content url="http://www.google.com/reader/ui/3247397568-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http://www.cyndicravenmusic.com/audio/PippyTheSchnoo_CyndiCravenPTS.mp3" fileSize="69736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash; charset=UTF-8" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Copyright 2008 Pippy The Schnoo, Cyndi Craven In the morning my mom turns the faucet on I like to take a drink, fresh water in the sink My name is Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo And when I sleep, I stretch out my little white feet My mom thinks i</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (The Songwriting Cat)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Copyright 2008 Pippy The Schnoo, Cyndi Craven In the morning my mom turns the faucet on I like to take a drink, fresh water in the sink My name is Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo And when I sleep, I stretch out my little white feet My mom thinks it’s cute, me in my black and white suit My name is Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo I like to play, I don’t fuss And I purr just like a Volkswagen bus I’m friends with everyone And I spend most of my day in the sun I like to stalk anything that might walk Past where I hide, look out I’ll surprise you Here comes Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo But not long ago, I had a tough row to hoe I didn’t have a home, no mom or dad of my own My name was Pippy… Pippy the sad-schnoody-boo-hoo My owner gave me away, ‘Cause he moved somewhere that I couldn’t stay I spent some time in jail I didn’t get no phone calls or get no mail And then guess who… a lady named LaRue Came and took me to the home Of my schnoodly-oodee-Cat-Mom Whose name is Cyndi… Cyndi the Schnoo (she’s a schnoo, too) And now I sit outside Where I can sniff the air and I give a sigh Oh, what a wonderful life No kitty stress, and no kitty strife I bite my mom to let her know she’s the one That I truly love way beyond and above And she loves Pippy… Pippy the Schnoo… doo-dee-oo-doo And she loves Pippy (that’s ME!)… Pippy the Schnoo… Doo-dee-oo-doo, doo-dee-oo-doo, doo-dee-oo-doo!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Little Pink Nose (Bodhi's Got A)</title><link>http://catsinsongs.blogspot.com/2008/11/little-pink-nose-bodhis-got.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cyndi Craven)</author><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:46:51 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718136399075037496.post-5804546948782970436</guid><description>&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Copyright 2008 Cyndi Craven (Starcraven Music - BMI)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Key: C (ukulele)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3110656&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3110656&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/3110656"&gt;Cyndi Craven performing her song "Little Pink Nose (Bodhi's Got A)"&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/cyndicraven"&gt;Cyndi Craven&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got a little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink nose)&lt;br /&gt;Little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got a little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink nose)&lt;br /&gt;And everything he smells&lt;br /&gt;Smells just like a little pink rose&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink rose)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little pink ears&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got little pink ears&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink ears)&lt;br /&gt;Little pink ears&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got little pink ears&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink ears)&lt;br /&gt;Lovely pink songs&lt;br /&gt;That's what each little ear hears&lt;br /&gt;(Little ear hears)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little pink pads&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got the pink foot pads&lt;br /&gt;(Pink foot pads)&lt;br /&gt;Little pink pads&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got pink foot pads&lt;br /&gt;(Pink foot pads)&lt;br /&gt;And wherever he goes&lt;br /&gt;Pink footprints by the scads&lt;br /&gt;(Just like his dad's!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instru. Break&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Smudge on his head&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got a smudge on his head&lt;br /&gt;(Smudge on his head)&lt;br /&gt;His fur all white&lt;br /&gt;Except for the smudge on his head&lt;br /&gt;It's a very pretty gray&lt;br /&gt;But he wishes it was pink instead&lt;br /&gt;(Pink instead)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Optional Flatulence Verse]&lt;br /&gt;Little pink farts&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got little pink farts&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink farts)&lt;br /&gt;Little pink farts&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got little pink farts&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink farts... it's true!)&lt;br /&gt;And each one he passes&lt;br /&gt;Turns into a little pink heart&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink heart)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got a little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink nose)&lt;br /&gt;Little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;Bodhi's got a little pink nose&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink nose)&lt;br /&gt;And everything he smells&lt;br /&gt;Smells like a little pink rose&lt;br /&gt;(Little pink rose,&lt;br /&gt;Little pink rose, little pink rose, with his little pink nose.)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2718136399075037496-5804546948782970436?l=catsinsongs.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-02-06T12:46:51.601-08:00</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><enclosure url="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3110656&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" length="-1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><media:content url="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3110656&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Copyright 2008 Cyndi Craven (Starcraven Music - BMI) Key: C (ukulele) Cyndi Craven performing her song "Little Pink Nose (Bodhi's Got A)" from Cyndi Craven on Vimeo. Little pink nose Bodhi's got a little pink nose (Little pink nose) Little pink nose Bodhi</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Cyndi Craven)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Copyright 2008 Cyndi Craven (Starcraven Music - BMI) Key: C (ukulele) Cyndi Craven performing her song "Little Pink Nose (Bodhi's Got A)" from Cyndi Craven on Vimeo. Little pink nose Bodhi's got a little pink nose (Little pink nose) Little pink nose Bodhi's got a little pink nose (Little pink nose) And everything he smells Smells just like a little pink rose (Little pink rose) Little pink ears Bodhi's got little pink ears (Little pink ears) Little pink ears Bodhi's got little pink ears (Little pink ears) Lovely pink songs That's what each little ear hears (Little ear hears) Little pink pads Bodhi's got the pink foot pads (Pink foot pads) Little pink pads Bodhi's got pink foot pads (Pink foot pads) And wherever he goes Pink footprints by the scads (Just like his dad's!) Instru. Break Smudge on his head Bodhi's got a smudge on his head (Smudge on his head) His fur all white Except for the smudge on his head It's a very pretty gray But he wishes it was pink instead (Pink instead) [Optional Flatulence Verse] Little pink farts Bodhi's got little pink farts (Little pink farts) Little pink farts Bodhi's got little pink farts (Little pink farts... it's true!) And each one he passes Turns into a little pink heart (Little pink heart) Little pink nose Bodhi's got a little pink nose (Little pink nose) Little pink nose Bodhi's got a little pink nose (Little pink nose) And everything he smells Smells like a little pink rose (Little pink rose, Little pink rose, little pink rose, with his little pink nose.)</itunes:summary></item><copyright>Copyright</copyright><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></channel></rss>

