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TCU Horned Frog Claw

noreply@blogger.com (Shadd) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:26:00 +0000

Looks like the TCU Horned Frogs borrowed their famous claw from a small unknown band from the late 90's. You may remember the monster hit "Backstreet's Back, Alright".

Elvis has left the building!

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:11:00 +0000

Jumping the Shark - Viral Style

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:56:00 +0000

Hey everybody, look at how jaded we are!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Shadd) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:12:00 +0000

This is a pretty lame spoof but since everyone is cashing in on apathy these days I'm sure this is a trailer for "Not Another Hoodie Nation Movie". Feel free to leave comments. I would read them but I'm already over it.

Amazing MJ Cover - Indie Rock "Beat it"

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:07:00 +0000

This is so awesome.

Queen>MJ

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:05:00 +0000

If the economy gets any worse I'm going to commit a crime in the Philippines so that I can go ahead and knock musical theater off my bucket list.

It passed inspection, but something isn't right.

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:18:00 +0000

CAN YOU DO THIS WITH YOUR TAP WATER? from JOSHFOX on Vimeo.

Ever been this drunk?

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:56:00 +0000

Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more Funny Videos

Son, you're a dick.

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:42:00 +0000

Since I am soon to be a father, I now tend to look at some things differently than I did before. The above video is a perfect example.

It would've been much funnier to me a few months ago, but now all I can think about is having to sit down my athletically-gifted son and tell him "That was a great goal, but something needs to be said here son. You're a dick for a doing that."

Regretsy NSFW?

noreply@blogger.com (CC: BJ) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 03:46:00 +0000

First, if you're not already familiar with the craft revival, look here.

Then go here and find the gems, or piles of shit, depending on your point of view.

wow?

Great Press Release or Greatest Press Release?

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:10:00 +0000

New Study Finds Mustached Americans Earn More, But Save Less

The Upside of Loneliness

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:32:00 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Do people really dress like this?

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:41:00 +0000

Urban Outfitters seems to think so.

Wait? That's not our team's logo?

noreply@blogger.com (Shadd) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:09:00 +0000

This is a funny little article about some "pranksters" from a rival soccer team. Here is an excerpt from the text.

A phallus with two massive testicles adorned Worle FC's Station Road ground on Monday morning after the artful pranksters struck.

Worle FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said the club had locked its line painter away for the weekend, so somebody must have brought their own to the ground.

He said: "We reckon it was a jealous player from a rival club and we won't rest until we find out who.

"To be shafted like this is a bitter pill to swallow."

I'm unsure if his use of the word shafted was intentional or not but funny none the less.
Full Story Here

Sweet Lick of the Week

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:30:00 +0000

This week's sweet lick is from the band Mew. I know basically nothing about this band, except that I love the guitar playing at the beginning of this song. I actually have no idea if this will be a weekly thing, but it seemed like a nice title.

PS. I'd like to thank Mew for making the weirdest fucking video I've seen in a long time. I'm sure their label was really stoked when they delivered this thing. I'm also pretty sure they shit their pants when they got the bill for horse & slug rentals. Not to mention the horse & slug wranglers.

This has to be at the NJ Shore, right?

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:09:00 +0000

see more Fail Blog

The Sporting Errors of Kids

noreply@blogger.com (CC: BJ) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:50:00 +0000

So we're back? I say we like I actually contributed last time. I laughed at all that was posted in my name but rarely did I find something to post myself. How about I start this off with the tragedy and triumph of high school football? You only need to watch about the first 2:30 of this video and then kindly tell me what you would say to this kid if you were his parent/coach...

I will leave you with this little fact. When I lived in New Baden, Illinois I played soccer. I was 7 or 9, something like that, and I played up a year and we were really good. In the 3 years I played soccer my team never lost a game. I hated the coach, he worked us to death even though we were elementary kids but in looking back, he was a great coach. I was the center full back and I'll stop bragging, but we kicked ass every Saturday like we got paid to do it. Then I got benched with 2 games to go in the season and it still haunts me. Let me explain:

We were playing and were up 5-0. The forwards and midefeilders were dominating so much that I was basically standing at midfield tracking down clearance attempts and passing them back in. I was literally playing NO DEFENSE, this team sucked huge ass. After a lengthy stretch of no action on my part the other team tries another clear, and the ball comes bouncing right up to me. Boing, Boing, Boing...in waist high bounces...and I catch it. CATCH IT. WITH MY MOTHER FUCKING HANDS.

I promise I was more shocked than anyone else that witnessed it. It was like a sneaky leprechaun had tricked me or we were playing Bayside High and Zack Morris had called 'TIME!' and placed it there whilst I was frozen. Immediately I knew I was in deep shit. Slack-jawed I looked at my coach as I heard a bewildered ref blow a whistle in the background, and coache's red face and moving mouth were surely profanities that should never be heard around little kids playing soccer. I, however, was in a sound vacuum and could only see the 'what a retard' expression on my team's faces. A sub was called for, I sat the bench too distraught to even eat an orange slice.

I asked the coach at the next practice if I was going to get to play that week and and he chortled back a "Fuh huh huuuuuck no son!" and looked at me like I was leper paraplegic. That was my last year of soccer and I began playing hockey the next season. I really feel for this poor kid that spiked the ball. Its going to stick with him forever...

Love.

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:14:00 +0000

A japanese robot programmed to emulate human emotions recently trapped a woman in a lab and hugged her repeatedly. The woman was only able to escape by calling technicians to temporarily shut the robot off.

Read the full story at Muckflash.

This is why I don't dance.

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:25:00 +0000

I know trucks don't usually end up inside of bars, but you can never be too careful.(Watch until the end.)

The Stinger! Amazing Future Car! Beachin'!

noreply@blogger.com (CCBenForAmerica) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:54:00 +0000

I wish this was my car!

Aaron, your scooter company should look into this!

Courtesy of our friends at Everything Is Terrible.

Chase Busey

noreply@blogger.com (CCBenForAmerica) — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 04:33:00 +0000

So, tonight Chase woke up from a nap and looked a lot like Gary Busey!

Korean David Cook (The Artist Formerly Known as Pugsly)

noreply@blogger.com (CCBenForAmerica) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:41:00 +0000

Courtesy of our new friend at Dunkelziffer:

Check out this drummer. Is it just me or is this a lot like Perelandra?

CC:BJ - 5 Years ago minus BJ + Trey

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:03:00 +0000

There are bad days and then there are get tasered for drunk lawnmower driving days

noreply@blogger.com (Aaron) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:57:00 +0000

This Is Why We (other people) Are Fat

noreply@blogger.com (CCBenForAmerica) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:32:00 +0000

I watched this video and got really hungry, but then I got really sad, and then I got hungry because I was sad, but then I got angry and now I'm just hungry again. I wonder if they make one with a fried egg on it!

Love,

Ben