Celebrity Childhood Pics

Solange and Beyonce!!!

2012-01-13T05:32:00.000-08:00

Beyonce and Solange poses in what appears to be a back yard. Solange appears to be 2 and Beyonce appears to be around 10. Hmm, something isn't quite right here. Are they 8 years apart? Right now, Solange is 25 (born in 1986) and Beyonce says shes 30 (born in 81). I wonder if they're both lying. Those outfits sure do appear to be late 70's if you ask me.
Anyway, enjoy the pic

FAKE?!!!! Beyonce Pregnancy Timeline

2011-12-23T19:52:00.000-08:00

Folks, this timeline is very long, detailed, and draw dropping. Please observe this ridiculous growing and shrinking baby bump Beyonce has showed the public. Do it with an open mind, and a critical tongue! Here Goes!

Beyonce walks the red carpet at the VMA's in this orange oversized ensemble looking ridiculous, but clearly 'pregnant' (let her tell it). She selfishly turns to the side, and shows her 'baby bump' to the world prior to performing her horrible single on the VMA's.

This is the 'money shot' so to speak. Beyonce had no regards for her fellow performers who all shared the night together at the VMA's, she just had to be the star of the show by announcing her pregnancy on the red carpet as well as the stage.

AUGUST 8 2011: As soon as she finished performing that horrible number "Love on Top" she dropped the mic and embraced this ridiculous baby bump. The night of the VMAs was August 28, 2011. We are not sure how many months pregnant this bitch is at this moment, but continue to follow my timeline to find out.

July 1 2011 (above) The pics of her in yellow are of Beyonce on Good Morning America prior to announcing her pregnancy. Looks like she had a washboard bump. Lets look at some more pics of Beyonce prior to announcing her pregnancy.

JUNE 7 2011: (above) Here she is at the Essence Photo Shoot for the July 2011 cover. Hmm.... If you want to see footage of this slut in action at her photo shoot, click here but in the meantime, lets move forward....

AUGUST 14 2011: Here she is at Roseland Ballroom performing in order to put this trash on a DVD and sell it. (the sales were of lackluster numbers and poor revenue, selling only 5000 copies :-/ She did a premeditated move by wearing this garment to cover her bump but it didn't work. We can still tell theres no bump to speak of.

SEPTEMBER 4 2011 Beyonces birthday is on September 4th so here she is on a boat for her 30th birthday in Venice enjoying what appears to be an alcoholic cocktail along with a flat bump. The bump is GONE!!! WOW!!! Are you suspicious of this pregnancy yet? You should be! Exactly one week prior at the VMA's, she was protruding through her clothes and now she has no bump to speak of. Beyonce, have a seat!!! OK so after the birthday cruise, she heads to Croatia... lets continue

SEPTEMBER 6 2011 - Shortly after Beyonce announced her pregnancy, the public was anxiously anticipating her first candid pic of the baby bump uncovered and BOY DID SHE DELIVER LMAO!!. She surfaces in Hvar, Croatia on vacation with her husband, Jay-Z. I googled around, and it appears this pic was taken September 6 2011. This is when eyebrows start to raise and skepticism starts to rise. It looks like shes pushing her belly out with air and she ate a ton of food to appear larger! She also takes her purse and covers her bump, Jay-Z looks embarrassed.... So sad!!!

SEPTEMBER 7 2011 (above) Heres Beyonce and hubby, Jay-Z leaving Croatia after their short vacation on September 7th 2011. She appears pregnant again, saggy tittys and all .... chile' boo! Lets keep going.

SEPTEMBER 8 2011 (no pic) Beyonce announces that she is pulling out the LIVE performance for the Michael Jackson tribute concert. Photographers were pissed that they wouldn't have an opportunity to photograph her baby bump. When I heard of the cancellation, I knew she had something to hide

SEPTEMBER 12 2011 (above) After their vacation, they went back home to NYC. Here we see Beyonce and Jay-Z in the Tribeca section of NYC outside of Locanda Verde restaurant.

September 13 2011 EARLY IN THE DAY, Beyonce and Solange attended Mercedes Benz NY Fashion Week together, looks like she had bad gas!

SEPTEMBER 13 2011- (above) later that same day, Beyonce shows up in a Michael Kors designer dress at the grand opening of Designer Tori Burchs flagship store BUMPLESS again! What the fuuuuuck is going on with this girl,

September 18 2011, in NYC looking like a pillow is stuffed in her dress. Who mad? LMAO!

SEPTEMBER 19 2011 (above)Beyonce attends the launch of House of Dereon London edition with her mother, how many times must I say this.... shes bumpless.

SEPTEMBER 21 2011 (above)Beyonce launches her PULSE fragrance in NYC, and surprise surprise, she has a baby bump!!!

sept 25 2011 Harold Square Macys

September 22-25 2011, 3 days, 3 bump sizes LMAO!

September 22-25 2011 (above) PULSE LAUNCH PICS, various bump sizes...by the way, the fragrance did NOT sell well:(

October 11, 2011 (above) The rumor mill went into overdrive when Beyonce showed up on Australias Sunday night HD show for an interview. Prior to sitting down, her bump disappeared and her face looked like THIS after she got caught LOL (below)

OMG, isn't that face priceless?!!! Major networks such as ABC, NBC, CBS, and a few more reported on this deflating bump and it went VIRAL, chile' DO-YOU-HEAR-ME!!!! This day, is the very moment when mainstream as well as the average joe caught a whiff of something funky with that baby bump, or lack thereof.

OCTOBER 14 2011 (above) as if she knew she was caught, Beyonce comes out in NYC with a much more pronounced baby bump, even showing skin on the side as if to say " see, if it were fake, where is the prosthetic" but we all know prosthetics come in all shapes and sizes. I assume she has on this brand (see below)

In order for Beyonce to show some peek a boo skin on the side, she must have opted for this brand of baby bump. It did a small amount of justice to ward off the skeptics, but I was still on the trail....

OCTOBER 17 2011 (above) Beyonce leaves an office building with baby bump in tow, or is there a bump? I don't know.... Also, notice that the paps haven't really given this woman a break! We have yet to see her arrive to a doctors office for a check-up so is she really pregnant or what?

October 18 2011 Beyonce shops with Kanye West and Jay-Z and her prosthetic in tow

October 18 2011 Beyonce parties in Carroll Park (NYC) with friends. Look at how shes leaning forward in high heels. Hardly a stance a pregnant woman would take. Shes also standing while holding her back, I guess she realized she was out of character and quickly snapped back into the role of a pregnant woman. Everyone knows Beyonce is a bad actress....

OCTOBER 19 2011 Beyonce steps out in all black, high heels of course, and bumpless. Now, lets see her bump only 6 days later. (see below)

OCTOBER 25 2011 Here she is with a humongous baby bump only 6 days after the previous pic. Do you smell something fishy about this? I know you do, bishes.... stay with me, now.

NOVEMBER 1 2011 NO BUMP, do you see one? I sure as hell don't and its only 6 days later from the previous pics I posted!!!! The rumor mill has been churning out stories of the surrogate being pregnant with a girl. Kelly Rowland also slipped and told the sex of the baby. Google it, I am too busy pursuing Beyonces bump that I don't have time to find the article....

November 1 2011 Beyonce covers her baby bump on halloween, hardly nothing to see here. Lets move along, folks. The good shit is coming up soon!!! Stay with me, hookers and sluts LMAO!!

November 4 2011 (above) Beyonce enters an office building in NYC during her 8th month of pregnancy.

NOVEMBER 25 2011: Beyonce releases this video on 11/25 but she made the video supposedly on September 23 2011 according to the silly newspaper shes holding up. It serves as proof of the date shes claiming, I guess Beyonce..... She said in the video that she is 6 months pregnant. So lets do a timeline, you guys.

03/23 - gestation
04/23 - 1 mos pregnant
05/23 - 2 mos pregnant
06/23 - 3 mos pregnant
07-23 - 4 mos pregnant
08/23 - 5 mos pregnant
09/23 - 6 mos pregnant
10/23 - 7 mos pregnant
11/23 - 8 mos pregnant
12/23 - 9 mos pregnant
01/23 - miracle baby if the bitch is still pregnant

Stay tuned for part 2 of this fiasco, this bitch may or may not be pregnant. You see the pics so YOU be the judge. I have NOT left any stones unturned so judge wisely! Stay tuned for part 2!!!

SHOCKER!!! Jay-Z has a daughter!!! SECRET LOVE CHILD!!!

2011-12-10T16:52:00.000-08:00

Yes, it's true, Jay-Z has a daughter by his stylist, June Ambrose according to my trusty source! Grab your tea and your popcorn as we unravel this hot mess situation we have on our hands. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS TEA CHILE'!!!

So here we have unnamed little angel posing with her mom, June Ambrose. The father is Jay-Z of course. Y'all know this little angel looks EXACTLY like Jay-Z and his grandmother----- and nothing like her mom, June Ambrose. Isn't she adorable. Beyonce and Jay-Z just may make a beautiful baby after all if we go off the looks of this adorable 'big sister' to be.

Now, this picture above is of the little angel along with her little brother. Why is Jay-Z hanging out with his stylist kids. Thats a little unprofessional to me, not unless shes his FATHER which I know is true. Aww, Jay-Z is such a great father to be hanging out with his daughter! This little girl looks to be around 8 or 9 years old, and Beyonce admitted that she started dating Jay-Z when she was 19 (see this article) so they've been together for 11 years which means JAY CHEATED ON BEYONCE and HAD A LOVE CHILD!!!!
Ooh chile' isn't this tea HOT!!!

Now, heres a closer picture of the angel when she was younger. Doesn't she look JUST LIKE Jay-Z. Look at the smiling pic of her and then look at this pic below this excerpt.

I REST MY CASE!!! Jay-Z is the father of his stylist, June Ambroses' daughter. Next week, tune in for a montage of beyonces baby bump over the months and see if you think she is FAKING HER PREGNANCY!!

WTF?!! Beyonce FAKES pregnancy?!! Bump watch 2011!!!

2011-10-10T22:21:00.000-07:00

Beyonce at Macys (Harold Square) 9/21/2011 - looks flat to me:/

9/6/2011 Beyonce pushes the air in her stomach to appear pregnant LMAO!

Beyonce in her video "Countdown" released 10/6/2011 looks flat to me:/

Same video, apparently different shooting dates:/ 10/6/2011

9/21/2011 New York - Beyonce launches Pulse (no bump lol)

10/9/2011 British TV show This pic is the KICKER!!! LOL her bump FOLDS

9/2011 with Mama Tina somewhere lol Tina looks good, huh

Macys Harold Square 9/21/2011

Beyonce 10/10/2011 with hubby and Kanye shopping , bump looks smaller

on 10/9/2011 jayZ embraces the fake bump, click this pic and zoom in to see the prosthetic bump!!!

So, get your popcorn out!!! I got some hot Tea regarding Beyonces Pregnancy!!!! First before I throw shade, let me say Congratulations on Beyonce being pregnant, or is she? Word on the street is shes faking her pregnancy *sips tea* My source told me that she has a surrogate mother carrying her baby because shes an infertile myrtle *sadface* Believe what you want to believe, but the proof is in the pudding. Here are a couple of pics I have searched the web high and low for, judge for yourself. All of these pictures were taken between 9/01/11 and 10/11/11. Don't eat all your popcorn or sip all ur tea bish because I have more pics coming soon so stay tuned!!! This is the official Beyonce Baby Bump Watch blog of 2011-2012. Bish says shes due in Feb.... I can't wait to see this unfold *giggle*

Keyshia Cole baby Pic

2010-09-13T09:28:00.000-07:00

Aww, look at Keyshia Coles little mouth breather (as sandra rose would say). He is too cute! He reminds me of those litle chinese rice field workers in his little hat. Shes blessed with a cute little son, go Keyshia!

Leona Lewis childhood pic

2010-07-28T20:58:00.000-07:00

For more on Leona Lewis, go to my blog called celebhaterz. i love my blog.

OMG! Michael Jackson baby pic

2009-06-27T05:01:00.000-07:00

NEVER BEFORE SEEN!! Michael Jacksons autopsy pic!! Yes ladies and gentleman, click here for it! Oops did I say that, I meant his infant/baby pic. OMG he was too cute, look at him! He was born August 29th 1958. He was the 7th of nine children.

RuPaul before he was a cross dresser

2009-06-16T13:44:00.000-07:00

Check out RuPaul as a youngster. Too cute!

Nicole Richie before she was famous

2009-06-16T13:43:00.000-07:00

Nicole Richie as a grade schooler.

Lil Wayne when he was young

2009-06-16T13:42:00.000-07:00

HAAA Lil Wayne sure was a young buck! Look at Lil Waynes jheri curl! Lil Wayne got shot and almost DIED when he was about this age, read more about it here.

Jennifer Hudson before she was famous!

2009-06-16T13:41:00.002-07:00

Cassie baby pics!

2009-06-16T13:41:00.001-07:00

Cassie baby pics before she was famous, too cute! I think Cassie is dating Diddy.

Kimora Lee Simmons before she was famous

2009-06-16T13:39:00.000-07:00

Kimora should drop the "Simmons" from her last name already..but anyway heres Kimora before she was famous. She has fish eyes, but still beautiful.

Rihanna baby pics

2009-06-14T19:10:00.001-07:00

Rihanna baby pics before she was famous, too cute!

Chris Brown baby pics

2009-06-14T19:10:00.000-07:00

Chris Brown before he was famous, too cute!

The Game baby pics

2009-06-12T23:48:00.002-07:00

The Game was so cute as a child.

Snoop Dogg before he was famous

2009-06-12T23:48:00.001-07:00

Pharrell Williams before he was famous

2009-06-12T23:47:00.000-07:00

Check out Pharrell Williams when he was a kid. What in the world is he wearing?

Nelly before he was famous

2009-06-12T23:46:00.000-07:00

Nelly childhood pics are So cute!!

Lil Flip before he was famous

2009-06-12T23:45:00.000-07:00

This is Lil Flip before he was famous, but whose really checking for Lil Flips childhood baby pics?

Kanye West before he was famous

2009-06-12T23:44:00.000-07:00

Kanye West was a cute little boy, he sure did wear a lot of red as a kid.

Jay-Z is FINE, HANDSOME, SEXY when he was young!!

2009-06-12T23:42:00.000-07:00

Look at Jay-Z as a teenager, he was cute!!!

Flavor Flav as a child

2009-06-12T23:41:00.000-07:00

Ha Ha, look at flavor flav before he was famous. He was cute, I can't believe he grew up to be so ugly!

Eminem before he was famous

2009-06-12T23:40:00.000-07:00

Eminem looks like a bug

Jermaine Dupri JD before he was famous

2009-06-12T23:39:00.000-07:00

LMAO!!! OMG this is funny. This pic is hilarious!! OMG JD you sure were ugly!! OMG!!!