I have always wondered why celebrities think its ok to wake up and walk out of the house look like this? I would be so embarrassed if anyone saw me walking around in public looking like a effn bag lady. Seriously, why? It just goes to show money doesn’t buy you class.
Brandon Boyd is 33
Conor Oberst is 29
Melissa Manchester is 58
Miranda July is 35
Sarah Wynter is 36
Jenna Morasca is 28
Jane Child is 42
Christopher McDonald is 54
Alex Borstein is 38
I have no idea why this chick seems to be everywhere but she needs to go away…forever. Katrina is one of those sexual diseases like herpes that you think is gone, and then BAM! There she is again popping her ugly ass head up. Why the hell is anyone giving this girl any attention? Wow, she performed in a bikini on American Idol. WHO THE HELL CARES?! Look at her, she is a ugly ass broad. Someone please fill me in because I don’t get this one.
Rob Thomas is 37
Hugh Downs is 88
Florence Henderson is 75
Renee Fleming is 50
Freddie Highmore is 17
Razzy Bailey is 70
Kevin Baldes is 37
Zach Galligan is 45
Alan Parker is 65
Pat O’Brien is 61
Manuela Maleeva is 42
Meg Tilly is 49
Enrico Colantoni is 46
Ken Wahl is 52
Valente Rodriguez is 45
Maceo Parker is 66
Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy pictorial finally came out and much like the preview cover, it was disappointing. You might as well be masturbating to a pig in a dress. At least then you could get bacon out of it. Delicious bacon.
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While Emma Watson was looking glamorous at the BAFTAs, I was eating crackers with three year old cheese. Yep. Life is good.
Heath Ledger fans at The Ultimate Joker have created a petition to permanently retire the Joker character from future Batman movies. CNN reports:
“We think Heath deserves this honor,” the site’s team leader, Fer Barbella, told CNN from Buenos Aires, Argentina. “He is the ultimate Joker.
“We are Batman fans from the comics and from the movies,” he said, “After we saw ‘The Dark Knight,’ we thought this Joker was really the best. It deserves to be withdrawn from any Batman sequels.
“When Michael Jordan retired, they withdrew the number 23 jersey as an honor. It’s the same thing with Heath.”
At last check the website had 18,191 supporters.
The AP is reporting that a full-frontal nude photo of Modonna at age 20 received $37,500 at an auction in New York on Thursday. The picture was only expected to fetch $15,000.
The buyer is an unnamed European gentleman according to Christie’s auction house.
Madonnna was known as Madonna Louise Ciccone at the time the photo was taken in 1979 and may have earned only $25 for the session that was listed in a newspaper looking for a nude model.
These celebrities were born on February 13:
Jerry Springer is 65
Bo Svenson is 65
Henry Rollins is 48
Neal McDonough is 43
Kelly Hu is 41
Todd Harrell is 37
Natalie Stewart is 30
Mena Suvari is 30
Peter Gabriel is 59
Kim Novak is 76
George Segal is 75
David Naughton is 58
Katrina Darrell failed to make the top 36 on American Idol despite parading around in a bikini during her audition. Reason being, she wasn’t very good and the judges finally got tired of the novelty. But if you thought she’d exit with grace and dignity, think again. Here she is trying to hold onto her fame like a 5-year-old holds on to a pet hamster not realizing he’s already squeezed the life out of it.
They could have saved a lot of time if they just held an open casting call for a brunette who somewhat resembles Kelly Clarkson and isn’t fat. I bet when artists showed the photos to Kelly for final approval, she looked up from her bucket of KFC and started crying.
Just because you’re on the VIP guest list doesn’t mean you’ll be always be given the royal rundown of Hollywood - a lesson Kim Kardashian and Avril Lavigne learned the hard way at the Cash Money Records Party for Lil Wayne on Saturday night.
New Beverly Hills hotel, The Montage, wasn’t quite equipped to handle the chaotic crowds and according to eyewitness, a riot pretty much broke out when the rapper arrived and head of security at the top-notch property called in the cops for fear of someone getting severely injured.
Those lucky enough to get inside had the pleasure of watching Paris Hilton dance to Lil Wayne and Kevin Rudolph’s performance well into the early hours and schmooze with the likes of Russell Simmons, Timbaland and TI. While Cash Money thought the soiree was a huge success, inside snitches told Tarts that the hotel was pretty peeved by the bad behavior that went on …
But staff members weren’t alone in their anger, we’re told Kim Kardashian was refused entry as the venue was at capacity and even waited around for quite a while before finally giving up in a huff. Avril Lavigne was also omitted, but instead was pretty cool about having to peace out without being able to party.
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She’s gone from pageants to “Passions” to porn and it seems Kelli McCarty has finally found her favorite career. The former Miss USA of 1991 (who also played the role of Beth Wallace on the NBC soap “Passions” for seven years as well as a recurring role in the Disney Channel series “Even Stevens”) has shed her sash sister image by releasing a (very) adult film, “Faithless” with Vivid Entertainment.
“I enjoy acting, and I really like sex, so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions,” McCarty told Tarts. “It was a pretty easy transition, I think mainstream television is definitely starting to merge with the adult world anyway - it’s all about sex and nudity, and I’ve been pretending to have love scenes on ‘Passions’ for years anyway.”
While the on-screen adjustment wasn’t too much of a sweat for McCarty, she was shocked at how the men in her personal life have suddenly changed their tune.
“These are guys that I’ve known for a long time that are a suddenly putting it out there, they think because I have sex on television I must want to do it with them, too. Its really creepy and disturbing, being an adult film star does not automatically put you into the slut category,” McCarty said. “Maybe you’d expect that from people you don’t know, but this is coming from guys I considered friends. Weird.”
Despite that small downside, the Kansas native said her family is particularly supportive of her racy new role and exposing so much for the lights and camera has actually been a blessing.
“It’s such an accomplishment, I co-wrote the script and had it in my contract that I was to have a lot of power and control in the production which I never had in the mainstream,” McCarty added. “I’m happy that I can be out there talking openly about it, I’m so proud that I could make this happen.”
McCarty’s starring role in “Faithless” marks the first time a former Miss USA (let alone a well-known television actress) has made the leap into the adult entertainment arena and according to Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch, her performance as a cheating wife is that of a “natural porn star.”
“As it turns out, by any standard, Kelli’s performance in “Faithless” is incredibly erotic. She smolders sex from every pore of her body,” said Hirsch.
The 39-year-old starlet isn’t sure if she’ll make another XXX film as she has a sitcom, reality show and book deal bubbling in the works, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be stripping off again sometime very soon.
“The men’s magazines have all been calling. I’m not sure what one I’m going to do yet but I’ll definitely pose, I love that stuff,” she added.
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WHILE Madonna has been busy squiring “baby” Jesus Luz around town - they dined at Macelleria Wednesday night - reporters in Brazil have been looking into the 22-year-old model’s recent past. According to newspaper colum nist Monica Bergamo, “Luz was dividing his time between two girlfriends before he encoun tered Madonna for a pictorial in W magazine. Every week he would stay with one or the other.” Asked for an inter view, Krishna Siqueira, one of his exes, demanded payment. Jesus, a fan of electronic music, was a regular at four different discos in Rio de Janeiro, where he lived with his mother, a beautician in an Ipa nema salon. One of his mother’s clients was a fashion execu tive who put him into model ing. Luz, a member of the Orkut social networking site, writes in his profile: “It is not important what the others think about us. The most important is what and whom [sic] we are. I have a clear con science even if I am con- demned. We cannot forget that Jesus was condemned.” Luz now calls the US home and has joined Kabbalah.
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“Everybody wants him on to explain why he was smoking marijuana,” said a source. “Oprah Winfrey, ABC, CBS, NBC - everyone wants him.” While there were rumors that Phelps was asking $1 million for the interview - perhaps to compensate for the cash he lost when Kellogg’s dropped him as a spokesman after the scandal - the source said, “No money is being talked about.” But we wonder why Phelps wouldn’t give the interview to NBC, which carried the Olympics, promoted him and made him a star.
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“Get On Your Boots” has been directed by French film maker and artist Alex Courtes. Alex and former creative partner Martin Fougeral directed the Grammy winning video for “Vertigo”, and also directed the video for “City of Blinding Lights”.
The video was shot in London and features the band performing against complex graphic art designed by Courtes.
Speaking of the song and the video, The Edge has said, “It’s based around the idea that men have f**ked things up so badly, politically, economically and socially, that it’s really time we handed things over to women. The finished video is brilliant. He’s really nailed it.”
“Get On Your Boots” is the first single from U2’s 12th studio album No Line On The Horizon, out 2nd March 2009.
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Continental Connection Flight 3407 crashed into a Buffalo, New York home late Thursday killing all 48 people on board and one person on the ground. On its way from Newark, New Jersey and 10 miles out from its destination, witnesses say they heard unusual rumbling, sputtering and other odd noises coming from the aircraft. At around 10:20 p.m., it hit a house and erupted into a fireball.
A dozen residents were evacuated while fire crews rushed to put out the fire. The NTSB is preparing to investigate the crash.
TMZ has posted pics of this week’s most famous welfare recipient only eight days before giving birth to the children we will all be paying for.
People is reporting Mandy Moore and real musician Ryan Adams are engaged.
Mandy Moore will tie the knot with her musician beau Ryan Adams, her publicist confirms to PEOPLE.
Details on the engagement weren’t immediately available. Moore, 24, and Adams, 34, had dated off-and-on since March 2008.
Moore, who supported close pal and ex-boyfriend DJ AM in the wake of his plane crash, has also been linked to musician Greg Laswell, tennis star Andy Roddick, and actors Zach Braff and Wilmer Valderrama.
These celebrities were born on February 12:
Christina Ricci is 29
Michael Ironside is 59
Actress Joanna Kerns is 56
Arsenio Hall is 54
Josh Brolin is 41
Cliff DeYoung is 63
Chynna Phillips is 41
Jim Creeggan of Barenaked Ladies is 39
Keri Lewis of Mint Condition is 38
Jesse Spencer is 30
Sarah Lancaster is 29
Maud Adams is 64