Olga Kurylenko for Campari

Olga Kurylenko, the Bond girl from Quantum of Solace, is the latest spokesmodel for Campari.

Olga, 29, has taken over for Jessica Alba who was last year’s Campari girl.  As usual, the photos are visually appealing, but sometimes go way overboard on the airbrushing. Case in point, the shot below:

Such a shame, I don’t get why they had to do that. Olga is amazingly gorgeous without all the airbrushing. It’s so extreme that it doesn’t look a thing like her!

The ones below are hot though. The first one it looks like she is saying, “I want you…AND you!” The second photo, “I’ll take all of you – at once!” And the third one, ” ‘Train’ starts after I drink this bottle!”

No?

David Hasselhoff drunk in London – Nice pants.

David Hasselhoff’s drunken behavior just keeps getting him in the papers, this time, in London.

Hoff was there for Simon Cowell’s birthday party, but Hoff’s party lasted days.

For starters, a source told The Sun that he was so drunk during his stay that he pissed his hotel bed. They added:

“David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive.”

Maria Weston, 44, a witness to Hoff’s behavior and a guest of the hotel, said the Baywatch star wa foul mouthed and sloppy.

“He was abusing all the staff, shouting at everyone. We were shocked – you’d think he was just some drunk, not a big star.”

After days of him drinking, Hasselhoff’s assistant became worried about him and called a doctor. Staff at the five-star St. Martins Lane Hotel had to contain David in the basement of the hotel because he was so out of control. The doctor who responded to the call, Dr. Paul Ettlinger, ended up getting hit in the face by Hasselhoff who was thrashing and acting out wildly. The incident left a bruise on Ettlinger’s forehead.

From there, the doctor then called an ambulance. Hoff was taken to Capio Nightingale Hospital to dry out. He stayed two nights in a private suite and was released yesterday.

Sad. He just cannot stop. Once he gets rolling the party is ON. And it doesn’t stop until he is physically unable to drink more. If he doesn’t stop soon he is going to die. Don’t be shocked if he does because there is only so much a body can take. Hoff needs some serious help, but he needs to help himself first.

Paris Hilton wears a leopard print wrap dress to the opening night of “Carnival” at the Bowlmor Lanes where she hosted last night’s events.

She needs to let the extensions go. That “Fraggle hair” (as Tina Fey once put it) needs to go. Paris looks better with shorter, sleeker hair, imo. She also looks better when she doesn’t do ridiculous wonky poses..

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Soulja Boy mug shot

Soulja Boy was arrested last night in McDonough, Georgia after running from the police.

Why was he running from police? I’m not too sure, but I bet there was reason for it.

It all started around 9 P.M. when an officer responded to a call about people hanging out at a house that might possibly be abandoned. That group of people was Soulja Boy and a crew of people who were there shooting a video. Once the officer arrived, about half of the people took off running. (Reminds me of old high school keggers!) Soulja Boy included.

After a few minutes, Soulja returned and was prompty arrested and charged with obstruction, which is a misdemeanor.

Running from the police has got to be one of the single most moronic things to do in life. I figure if Soulja was running, he was most definitely hiding something. You don’t run when you have nothing to hide…

Marge Simpson is a Playboy Cover Model

Cartoon character Marge Simpson is gracing the cover of the November 2009 issue of Playboy magazine.

“The Devil in Marge Simpson” issue will hit newsstands October 16th.

(No, I am not going to make a joke about the carpet matching the drapes because TMZ already stole that one from Entertainment Tonight, – who posted the story yesterday!)

I remember stealing dad’s Playboys as a kid, (yes, even I did it!) and I bet any kid who just so happens to run across dad’s Marge Simpson Playboy issue will surely have a read! Who’s next? Dora the Explorer? Just sayin’…