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2012-01-27T11:51:00.000-05:00

Russell Brand wants you to wank him The Great Monkey Suit

Snooki can't dance the meatball Evil Beet

Whitney Port Nipple Slip Photos

2012-01-25T10:18:00.000-05:00

There is not much to say about Whitney Port except here she is on vacation an the beach in a bikini and letting her boobs out of her bikini top on "accident" ...notice the "shocked" look on her face. Anyway her boobs look good, perky and all that. That's pretty much all I have to say about Whitney until she has another nip slip or upskirt which always makes fading reality stars relevant on this site. So, if you even remember who the hell Whitney is (was) and you like nipples then here is a photo of Whitney Port and her nipples. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus eats a dick...

2012-01-25T10:11:00.000-05:00

So, Miley Cyrus was photographed licking and practically humping a big chocolate penis cake. We all know Miley is a really classy girl and these photos prove it. Actually she was just showing her boyfriend Liam what he was getting for his birthday... a pile of black maggots dangerously close to being inhaled by Miley's silicone injected lips.

Khole Kardashian is half hairstylist?

2012-01-25T10:06:00.001-05:00

So, this is the guy they are saying is Khole Kardashian's father, Alex Roldan a hairstylist that did Kris Jenner's hair for decades. I see a big resemblance here, the eyes, mouth and nose. I actually feel badly for Kloe. Of course she is denying all of this and insisting that Robert Kardasian is her real dad and Robert's ex wife and widow are simply lie telling. The first thought I had when this whole subject came up was that episode on Keeping up with the Kardashians where Khloe chased down her mom for a paternity test. Khloe does look really different from her sisters with her naturally blond hair and height but really, Kim is the one who doesn't look like any of them. Now the Kardashian Klan are supposedly going to film a KUWTK show confronting this whole issue. I wonder if Khloe has rounded up her sisters for DNA yet? Maybe they have and they'll reveal the results that we will totally believe just like that xray of Kim's ass.

Miley Cyrus has nipples when it's cold...

2012-01-25T09:55:00.000-05:00

Miley Cyrus never wears a bra, in fact she has tweeted that bras are not her thing. That's all well and good when you are a teenager however those boobs are going to do a downward slide very soon if she doesn't support them. Let's forget about Miley's nipples for a moment because what I noticed most about this photo is her crooked tooth. I thought she got veneers and had her funky gums trimmed back? Guess not. Maybe she should wear a retainer to reel that tooth back in but I doubt it, if we can't get a bra on her boobs we definitely won't be able to strap down her teeth.

Cameron Diaz cannot win....

2012-01-25T09:47:00.000-05:00

Cameron Diaz apparently got herself some new titties but that would have been money better spent working on her face and maybe getting a decent haircut. Cammy is simply not pretty enough to sport that short, white-blonde hair. It's sort of weird how Cameron gets worse looking every year... usually these celebrities get so much work done on their face that time stands still. For Cameron time marches on, straight through a brick wall.

Britney Spears is marrying her daddy, pretty much.

2012-01-25T09:43:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears has been under lock and key for years now after she famously melted down right before our very eyes. Her Daddy stepped up and took care of Britney and her millions and got her back on track. Thankfully. However, I think Britney is going from the frying pan into the fire with this marriage deal to Jason Trawick. He is so much older than her and the whole thing just reeks of daddy issues. The latest news is that Britney will regain control of her money and her life after her marriage to Jason. I call bullshit. Jason will be in control of everything after the wedding and Britney will remain under another man's thumb forever. Maybe Britney will actually marry this guy, get divorced and then get control of her stuff. I doubt it though, I'm sure this whole marriage thing will be locked so tight legally that Brit will never be in charge of herself. Poor thing. Judging by her behavior those couple of years though it might be for the best that Britney keep someone in control of her welfare. After all, who wants to watch her drive around Hollywood in a pink wig with a yappy little dog, get multiple tattoos and shave her head again? Not to mention locking herself in the bathroom with her kid and being hauled away in an ambulance. Yup. Those were the good old days.

Serena Williams has an amazing detachable ass...

2012-01-25T09:33:00.001-05:00

Serena Williams is built like a brick shit house. Most notably her ass. Da dunk. Not only is this chick ripped everywhere, it looks like her butt is about to become detached and run away from her.

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2012-01-25T09:10:00.000-05:00

Cynthia Nixon needs to STFU Evil Beet

Chris Hemsworth is taking care of his fetus Celeb Baby Laundry

Sinead O'Connor is a holla back girl Celeb Senior Laundry

Pam Anderson has to pay dudes these days Lickable Celebs

Kate Moss has a job Swanky Celebs

Demi Moore Cancels Porn Movie The Great Monkey Suit

Kate Upton Bad Makeup Twitter Photo...

2012-01-23T09:56:00.000-05:00

Hot on the heels of Snooki putting up a Twitter photo of herself sans makeup, Kate Upton decided to Twitter a photo of herself with bad makeup. Really bad makeup. It looks like a couple of cholas jumped her in an alley, held her down with the threat of a box cutter to her throat and drew wildly on her face with a set of magic markers. Kate should skip the twitter postings and go right into doing a Proactive commercial.

Kristin Cavallari had an "accident"

2012-01-23T09:34:00.000-05:00

Well, that's one way to snag a man. Kristin Cavallari is now pregnant with Jay Cutler's baby. The two broke up just before getting married last year. Remember the magazine photo spread with Kristin all decked out in her wedding gown, then suddenly the two split. Awkward! Kristin went on to badly tango on Dancing With The Stars. She was booted off the show pretty quick but we all had a chance to see Jay show up in the audience to moon over Kristin. The two reconciled and now Kristin is pregnant. I cannot see this working out as there is always a reason people split up and I think once the deed is done and a couple have broken up they should stay that way. There must have been some serious problems that made the two realize that they either weren't right for each other or that they couldn't make it work, hence the split. These things never work out and I'm sure Kristin knows it. So what's a girl to do? Get pregnant by a football player who makes a ton of money playing ball. If it doesn't pan out Kristin will still rake in the cash in alimony (if he marries her) and of course child support for the next 18 years. It's a win win for Kristin, so why not have a kid? She doesn't have much else going on. Maybe she can land a new reality show called "Trapping a Football Player Because They're Stupid."

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2012-01-23T09:21:00.001-05:00

Tracy Mogan is tired, ya'll Evil Beet

Heidi Klum & Seal crash & burn Celeb Baby Laundry

Kevin Jonas feeds his wife Celeb Teen Laundry

Etta James went out in a spirital way Celeb Senior Laundry

Katherine Heigl says she faithful Lickable Celebs

Blue Ivy is gearing up for boarding school already Swanky Celebs

Prescription drugs are fun The Great Monkey Suit

Jim Morrison is still hanging around, maybe Celebrity Bones

Anthony Weiner faces a sexual scandal

2012-01-23T08:53:00.002-05:00

Anthony David Weiner, a former U.S. Representative who has also served New York’s congressional district during the period of January 1999 till June 2011, was the subject of talk in recent times. His campaign to become Mayor of New York City in 2005, was quite unsuccessful, later, he started to build up his campaign to run for the Mayor in 2013. However, all of Weiner’s efforts and glory came crashing down on May 27, 2011, when he sent a sexually lewd picture of him to one of his Twitter follower, 21-year-old, Gennette Cordova via yfrog. Although the link was quickly erased, the original message of Weiner was taken by another user, named ‘Dan Wolfe’. Wolfe sent the picture to Andrew Breitbart, a conservative blogger who published the lewd picture on his BigJournalism. The media went haywire with the sexting scandal and more shocking news came pouring the following day.
Anthony Weiner Denial of All Claims Once the media started asking Weiner if he had indeed sent the lewd picture, which shows his erect penis poorly concealed in boxer briefs. Weiner vehemently denied sending the pictures and in all the interviews which he held on June 1st, stating that it must’ve been an opponent’s act who might have hacked into his account. As for the picture, Weiner claimed that he couldn’t say for certain if the picture was not of him. He added that the picture might be doctored, and that picture was of him but now different or it could have been from some other account, he couldn’t say with one hundred per cent certitude. However, he didn’t ask FBI or U.S. Capitol Force to dig deep and find the culprit behind this. For his no-action, he said he did not want security firm to look into the matter because it is not a crime and just a prank.
Following Weiner’s denial to the sexting claims, Wolfe and Breibart was accused by liberal bloggers for planting the photo and slandering Weiner’s name. But to prove their point, Breibart posted another lewd picture of Weiner on the net which was taken from another woman, Meagan Broussard, who also received equally sexually lewd pictures from Weiner.
Weiner Comes Clean‘Can open worms out’ is the apt description for Weiner, since following the second picture hitting the internet, Weiner decided to come clean and admit his vulgar fantasies. Weiner held a press conference and stated that he had been untruthful to his family, his wife, Huma Abedin, friends and supporters. He added that he had sent lewd pictures of him before and after his marriage and that he had exchanged lewd pictures of him with six other women but claimed that he never indulged in sexual relationship with any of them. It was either on the phone, messages or email that he got in touch with them and revealed how deeply ashamed he is now and called his inappropriate act as ‘very dumb’.
However, Weiner admission to sending explicit photos wouldn’t contain the media frenzy and three women, Lisa Weiss, Ginger Lee and Traci Nobles claimed that they have exchanged lewd sexual pictures of Weiner; Nobles even wrote a book about it.
Political Reaction To Weiner’s Sexting Scandal Nancy Pelosi, the House Minority Leader immediately called for an investigation and asked Weiner to resign from the post stating that they wouldn’t want to get involved in any of his twitter sexual scandals. Soon after that, on June 13th, White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, gave message from the President, stating that this is a distraction and the best step for Weiner to take is to resign from the post.

Resignation: On June 16th 2011, Anthony Weiner proclaimed at a news conference held at Brooklyn that he is going to resign and on June 20th, he submitted his letter of resignation which was effective from midnight 21st June. He was taken over by Bob Turner who successfully beat Democratic candidate, David Weprin, a state Assemblyman.

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Snooki No Make Up Photo...

2012-01-20T10:49:00.000-05:00

I like Snooki and I think she is largely misunderstood. I know she dances slutty and gets way too drunk but underneath all of those trashy clothes and a Mac counter of makeup is a very pretty girl. Nicole is attractive with the make up but she is gorgeous with a clean face. I would not even know who this was if it didn't land in my inbox with "Snooki" written all over it. Less is more, Snooks.

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2012-01-20T10:34:00.000-05:00

Travis Barker's dick is awesome in these NSFW penis photos Evil Beet

Sly Stallone is a crappy lay Celeb Senior Laundry

Madonna's favorite thing besides hydrangeas Lickable Celebs

Avril Lavigne gets nailed Swanky Celebs

Sarah Burke dead at 29 The Great Monkey Suit

Kim Kardashian deer in the headlights...

2012-01-18T10:46:00.001-05:00

Kim Kardashian looks a tad startled here and even a little guilty and she should. Photogs caught Kim and her mother running around in the same clothes they wore when they appeared in an earlier segment of KKTNY. As if! None of those Kardashian women would be caught dead wearing the same outfit twice. However, Kim's deer in the headlights expression is maybe because she was busted filming a scene where she reveals to her mom, Kris Jenner how unhappy she is in her marriage to Kris Humphries.We all know most of these reality shows are scripted to the hilt and often have reenactments if the cameras don't happen to capture the essence of a scene. Okay Kim, we get it. You married a big stupid douchebag, made a crapload of cash, filed for divorce and now want everyone to sympathize with you. Painting Kris as the bad guy isn't going to work as we could tell already that he was an idiot. How about painting him with the same brush, after all him hitching onto your tail makes him as big of a fame whore as you.

Paula Deen has diabetes, should be shot...

2012-01-18T10:37:00.001-05:00

So Paula Deen has been hiding a deep dark secret for the past three years... she hates animals. Not only does she slather them in a pound of butter and fry them in a vat of oil, she likes to wear their skin for dessert. I will only endorse Paula and her fur coat if she whips us up a big juicy mink burger. Since I've never noticed mink on the menu I am going to say that Paula should check her blood sugar regularly, avoid excess sweets and dye her horrid hair a more suitable color.

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2012-01-18T09:27:00.000-05:00

Paris Hilton is at it again Evil Beet

Angelina Jolie's lucky number is 7 Celeb Baby Laundry

Katy Perry is acting casual Celeb Teen Laundry

That's General Tommy Lee Jones, to you Celeb Senior Laundry

Johnny Depp is the world's sexiest single man Lickable Celebs

Classic Kim Kardashian Swanky Celebs

Taylor Swift gives good face The Great Monkey Suit

Cameron Diaz finally bought herself some titties...

2012-01-17T12:45:00.000-05:00

Cameron Diaz got a boob job. I saw this story in one of the celebrity magazines I read while I'm taking a dump in my bathroom. I scoffed at the story at first because the photos they used did not show a bit of a difference. However this comparison does make it look like Cameron might have had a little work done on her boobs. Doesn't look like weight gain to me because Cameron has always been notoriously flat chested. Cammy is no stranger to the surgeon's scaple as she has admittedly had her nose fixed after breaking it 4 times, however they could have done a better job as Cameron could use all the help she can get in the looks department. Anyway it does look like Cameron chopped of her hair and stuffed some implants under her nipples and I say, good for her.

Teen Mom Leah Messner is hurting her baby...

2012-01-17T12:39:00.001-05:00

Teen Mom Leah Messner is a mess. Not only did she marry Cory who is a mouth breather (seriously... notice that) whom she did not love, then she ran off with another guy and is pregnant again! So now she is planning to marry this guy and make lots of money off the photos etc. Great idea. As if her life wasn't difficult enough she goes on to throw a divorce, another marriage and a third kid in the mix. You'd think she had her hands full with twins, one who is a special needs baby but nope, Leah keeps on making great choices and gets pregnant again. She acted like she wanted to work and her mom got her a good job at a dental facility but the next thing you know Leah goes from full time to just one day a week. Now she's knocked up again. In these photos it shows her smoking. I know a lot of people do, I'm smoking again after quitting for 13 years ( I'm a dumbass) but I never smoked while pregnant. This isn't an old photo because it shows her with bangs and she just got her hair cut recently. Not cool.

Rihanna is a lonely stoner...

2012-01-17T12:31:00.000-05:00

Rihanna was photographed hanging out smoking weed. Right in the middle of the day in plain sight. I have nothing against smoking weed and really they should simply legalize it already, but it's not so it should be done on the down low. I do find it interesting that Rihanna is alone in these photos. Of course there could be someone cropped out but it looks like two different occasions and she looks like she is all by herself. You know what they say about people who smoke pot all alone... they get all of the Captin' Crunch and Ho Ho's to themselves.

Jessica Biel looks hot...

2012-01-17T12:27:00.000-05:00

Jessica Biel has a bangin' body that's for sure. She resembles Jessica Rabbit minus the red hair. Tiny waist, C cup boobies and an ass that won't quit. No wonder Justin Timberlake is hanging in there. I heard they got engaged but I think Jessica can do better than Justin.

Beyonce is a white girl... sometimes.

2012-01-17T12:24:00.000-05:00

Is this an ad for skin bleaching? It sure looks like it to me as the last time I checked Beyonce was black or (African American for the PC) but she sure doesn't look like it here. Blond hair and all. Even her eye color looks lightened. I wonder if people of color get pissed off when they see stuff like this?

Avril Lavigne is a single lady....

2012-01-17T12:20:00.000-05:00

Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner have broken up. I found them to be an odd couple anyway. Brody seems like the type of guy to date centerfold girls and Avril seems to like those dirty little sk8ter bois. Or something like that. Maybe Brody got tired of Avril's drunken bar fights and Avril got sick of Brody's fake ass reality show step-siblings. As much as I don't care for rude, obnoxious, spitting Avril I cannot imagine her hanging out with Kim Kardashian. Actually, I cannot imagine anyone hanging out with Kim, she is so uptight and stuck up. I guess she has always been that way but it shows more lately. They are really portraying Kris Humphries as a bad guy on Kim & Kourtney Take New York but Kim isn't coming across very well either. I see all of this crashing and burning much like the relationship between Brody and Avril.

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2012-01-13T12:22:00.000-05:00

Tila Tequila has a shocking facebook confession Evil Beet

Jessica Alba snaps back Celeb Baby Laundry

Snoop Dogg smokes his own Celeb Teen Laundry

Madonna has needs Celeb Senior Laundry

Katy Perry is simply blind Lickable Celebs

Ke$ha and a bottle of Nair The Great Monkey Suit