Celebrity Rant

Miley Cyrus topless.... for real? Full frontal boob photo.... NSFW

2013-05-29T13:38:00.004-04:00

Well, it's about time. We've had many glimpses of Miley Cyrus and her boobs for quite some time now. Usually braless in a flimsy t-shirt or a side boob hanging out of a vintage Cheap Trick concert Tee. However, I have yet to see a full on Miley Cyrus topless photo until now. Of course it looks like a magazine photo shoot which is never as fun as hacked cell phone pics but it will have to do. Sure, it could be a fake but I'm guessing it's for real...or not. Go with me on this one... if you DARE to see Miley Cyrus showing us her boobs click on "read more" below

I dunno, they look a little photoshopped. Bummer.

When Courtney Love sounds sane and rational....

2013-05-29T12:47:00.000-04:00

I never thought I'd see the day when anything Courtney Love said made a lick of sense but here it is. Apparently Amanda Bynes has taken a swipe at Courtney. Just add Courtney to the long list of people Amanda has Twitted at in a rude manner. Jay Z, Rhianna, Jenny McCarthy... the police officer who "slapped her vagina" and the list goes on. If it weren't for the simple fact that Amanda has been on a mental slippery slope for some time now it could be plausible that her Twitter is consistently being hacked (as she claims) it happens, but we all know Amanda has a bad case of the crazies and a possible drug addiction and she loves to go on the Twitter and rant away.

In any event there is a lot more to this twitter exchange but I found it amusing that Courtney is telling someone to pull it together, and dude and she's right.

Then there is the whole drug arrest fiasco. In Amanda's defense these glass shards "discovered" by TMZ doesn't look like a bong at all. It looks like a Ciroc bottle that was full of cigarette butts. I am guessing Amanda lives in a non smoking building and obviously has a prior DUI so when the cops knocked on her door she got paranoid and tossed the butt-filled booze bottle out the widow.

All I can say is that I (and millions of others) have been watching her meltdown for a while and this is not going to end well for Amanda. Hopefully she will get the help she desperately needs. Until then, I'll be over there on Twitter watching the circus of Teen Moms and child star meltdowns.

Top 5 Celebrity Scandals of the last 20 years

2013-05-29T08:45:00.001-04:00

Everyone loves a celebrity. Following their lifestyle and fashions is a multibillion dollar global industry itself. People adore their favorite celebrities and many think of them as icons that give them hope in an uncertain world. However, some of the most famous celebrities of all time have also provided us with scandals that have etched themselves in public memory and have almost become a part of folklore now. Here are some of the most shocking celebrity scandals of the last 20 years.

Michael Jackson’s alleged pedophilia
Undoubtedly the biggest celebrity of recent times that was known and admired internationally, Micheal Jackson virtually brought the whole world together with his catchy tunes and peppy dance style. However, in the summer 1993, the King of Pop was accused of sexually abusing a 13 year old boy named Jordan Chandler. The allegations were brought forward by the boy's father and by December 1993, many others came forward with the same complaint. the singer was formally charged with child sexual abuse on seven counts and providing a child with an intoxicating agent in order to commit abuse on two counts. Jackson was found not guilty in this case though similar allegations popped up again in 2005 when the singer had to go on trial for child sex abuse allegations though this time too he was found no guilty on all charges laid out against him.

Prince Harry wears a Nazi uniform to costume ball
Prince Harry has always been the Wild Child in the British Royal Family. even though the Party Prince has cleaned up his image considerably of late and has been winning hearts across continents, there was a time not so long ago when the young royal was making grave errors in judgement. one such spectacular error came to light just two weeks before the 2005 Holocaust Memorial Day when the then 21-year old prince chose to wear a Nazi soldier outfit to a costume ball themed 'colonials and natives'. the pictures caused quite a stir and St. James' palace was forced to issue an apology on the prince's behalf for the gaffe.

Lance Armstrong admits he doped through his career
american cyclist Lance Armstrong was a symbol of all things magnificent about the American Dream when he became one of the most respected athletes on the planet. even though his detractors kept claiming that Armstrong was a regular dopester and had used illegal performance enhancing drugs to aid most of his career's wins, Armstrong maintained that he was the good guy and that the allegations were completely false. however, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey in January, 2013, the cyclist confessed that he had doped throughout his career which of course came as a shock to everyone.

Amanda Bynes goes the Britney route
You may not be able to name a single movie with Amanda Bynes in it, but if you have read a newspaper or checked out your social media page of late, you would certainly recognize her as the Hollywood actress who took diva behavior to the next level. Bynes' trouble began in early 2012 when she was stopped by LA cops for talking on her phone while driving. less than a month later, Bynes side swiped a cop car and was booked with a DUI. in September of the same year, Bynes was booked in two hit-and-run cases and had her drivers' license suspended. but the troubled starlet refused to abide by the law and continued to drive with a suspended license. in May, 2013, Bynes received a three year probation though in just 20 days after this serious run in with the law, she was reported to be smoking pot in the lobby of a Manhattan apartment building. When the cops arrived, Bynes threw her bong out of the window of her 36th floor apartment.

Teen Mom 2 star gets her arrested
Jenelle Evans may not be nothing more than a small fry reality TV star who has made a living out of her poor life decisions. Since she made her MTV debut, she has been arrested a total of 7 times which we can guess is not a very influence on her three year old son. the allegations on Evans are as serious as stashing drug paraphernalia, prescription less painkillers and 12 bundles of heroine at home, cyberstacking an ex and missing court dates. Of course, for her fans, this is just good TV!
About The Author　– Margaret is a writer/blogger. She loves writing, traveling and reading books. She contributes on　Neil Kozokoff

Beyonce is now a Poser....

2013-04-23T09:42:00.002-04:00

Beyonce really hates this photo and after all, what's not to hate? Guess what Beyonce.... we all have hideous photos floating around out there on the inter webs. For example... Facebook tags. I, for one cannot delete that shit fast enough. Since Beyonce does not have the almighty power to press a world wide delete button instead she has her publicist putting the smack down on any future unflattering photos. From now on we will only be able to gaze upon the wonder of Bey-Bey if she is propped, locked and posed. After all, who really wants to see Beyonce's "O" face and by "O" face, I mean her constipated pooping face. Easy solution.... Bey needs more fiber and a strong dose of reality.

Do YOU know who Reese Witherspoon is?

2013-04-22T09:35:00.002-04:00

So, Reese Witherspoon brought out the nasty recently when her husband was pulled over for a DUI. More notable though is that "Reese" is really "Laura" and not a very nice person. Witherspoon's hubby, Jim Roth apparently had the drunken bleary eyes and reeked of booze when he was pulled over the other day. Instead of sitting there quietly and letting them haul Roth off to jail Reese aka Laura had a lot to say to the arresting officer such as: ‘Do you know my name?’ the officer answered, ‘No, I don’t need to know your name.’ then added, ‘right now.’ Mrs. Witherspoon stated, ‘You’re about to find out who I am.’ Big fucking whoop. So, you're Reese Witherspoon. Doesn't give your husband the right to drive drunk but I am guessing him driving that night was the lesser of two evils as Reese was pretty crocked herself. I mean, she'd have to be right? It's just not possible that the sweet, girl next door actress would have a single nasty bone in her body, right? Right. So, Reese got to wear a pretty pair of diamond encrusted handcuffs and was taken to jail along with Toth, In any event they were released the next day. The moral of the story? STFU.

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2013-04-22T09:32:00.000-04:00

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Nascar Racing really packs a punch...

2013-03-28T12:51:00.002-04:00

Anyone who watches Nascar racing and likes to bet on sports knows that a lot of skill, determination and ego are involved. This all seems to work out fine when everything is in balance but the moment someone steps on someones toes all hell breaks loose. For example, last weeks fiasco between Tony Stewart and Joey Logano shows that while Nascar racing is thought to be a "gentleman's sport" it's been known to spur on many fights, grudges and vendettas between hotheaded race car drivers. You can always count on speed and fast cars to bring out the good, bad and ugly in the racing arena.

The Sprint Cup Series race last Sunday at Auto Club Speedway was a shining example of competitiveness and hot tempers when a scuffle broke out between Stewart and Logano. The story goes, that Logano blocked Stewart on a restart with 11 laps remaining in the Auto Club 400. After the race Stewart went to confront Logano (and by confront I mean punch his face in) and a shoving match began between the 2 crews and ended with Logano chucking a water bottle at Stewart. Personally, I would have shoved that water bottle so far up Logano's butt he would never be thirsty again. In any event, neither driver will be penalized although Logana was responsible for wrecking into Denny Hamlin while battling for the lead which resulted in a lower back compression fracture for Hamlin. Ouch. Racing is rough stuff.

Maybe they should change the catch phrase from "Boogity, Boogity, Boogity let's go racing boys!" to "Let's get ready to Ruuuuumble!"

Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus seperated at birth...

2013-02-25T09:24:00.003-05:00

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber could be identical twins if not for the whole chromosome thing. I have a better theory on that though. They actually could be identical and one is just faking us out. Did you know that out of every 1,666 births, one baby is born with both sexes? It's about as common as a child being born a natural redhead, hence the 666 factor. So look around you, every time you see a soulless ginger person, not far behind them is a Miley/Justin hermaphrodite. Truth.

Steven Tyler has too much damn money....

2013-02-25T09:12:00.000-05:00

I used to watch all the great comedians back in the day. Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams and even Jerry Seinfeld all got their start in stand up comedy. They told lot of great jokes and what always makes a joke more funny is the shread of truth that is usually attached. So when I heard that Steven Tyler made an offhand remark that he's blown "5 or 6 million" bucks on drugs I was reminded of a line Robin Williams said once.... If you are buying cocaine it's "Gods way of telling you, you have too much damn money!" Ridiculous. Millions of blow? Who does that? Oh yeah, Steven Tyler. Whom, I might add is looking more and more like a cartoon drawing brought to real life. He's not bad, he's just drawn that way.

Ashlee Simpson Upskirt Panties Photo!

2013-02-07T10:22:00.005-05:00

Ashlee Simpson has fallen off the radar for the most part. Her singing career tanked. Shocker. Her marriage to Pete Wentz tanked. Shocker. Her sister Jessica Simpson is churning out baby after baby and her parents are divorcing amid rumors that her dad, Joe is gay. So what is a girl to do to stay relevant? Flash her panties. So here is the new Ashlee Simpson upskirt photo to get herself a little attention. Can't blame a girl for trying.

Kim Kardashian needs a Xanax....

2013-02-07T10:17:00.001-05:00

Poor Kim Kardashian is so stressed out over her divorce to Kris Humphries that she is putting her unborn baby at risk. Maybe Kim should have waited a few minutes before getting knocked up by Kayne West. After all, her birth control method has seemed to work for her all of these years until now. Kim does not think things through although she seems to be cold and calculating on the surface she is just a mass of uncertain insecurity underneath. Maybe she thought she's be divorced by now however Kris is not letting go easily and it's pretty obvious he is reveling in her dismay at not being able to get on with her life. Oh, well. Too bad, so sad Kim.

Mama June is fading away....

2013-02-07T09:51:00.000-05:00

So, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" Mama June has lost a 100 pounds just by moving that big, beautimous body and spreading her smexy all over the place. WORK IT SMOOCHIE!

I think it's awesome and I genuinely like June. I think she has the best interests of her children in mind, barring the fact that they are on a reality show and will most likely end up in rehab sooner or later. But still, you got to hand it to her. How many families get the chance to be on TV, make a fuck ton of money and just be themselves? Yes. I said it. I actually believe this family is the real deal. Of course they set up scenarios to keep us entertained but these people are who they are and they don't care what you think!

However, while the first season was extremely captivating in a train wreck sort of way the more recent episodes are a bit more contrived and I kind of think the charm has worn off. Alana has always been super obnoxious but she has really ramped it up and while they used to capture her saying phrases that you could tell she coined herself, this time she seems to be coached and that kind of sucks.

Of course I'll keep watching because I am a reality junkie and I simply cannot stop. Just don't send Intervention to my house because I hate surprises.

Kate Bosworth is mixed up...

2013-02-07T09:37:00.001-05:00

Kate Bosworth did a photo shoot that makes her look like she just bawled her eyes out or passed out in a drunken stupor in full makeup. I've never noticed that she has two different colored eyes. How cool is that? I had a girlfriend a long time ago that was a dead ringer for Cyndi Lauper except that she had a brown eye and a green eye. It was awesome looking but she would always complain about what a bitch it was to get her eyeshadow to look right.

Speaking of eyes and makeup, I just bought some false eyelashes because I see everyone wearing them these days. I didn't buy the huge, thick spider leg type that Snooki wears but I did get a pair of very natural looking ones. At least I think they will be awesome and natural looking if I could get them on my eye lids. What the hell? It is hard. I cannot get the damn things on and in place. I suppose I need more practice... or just a really good tube of mascara and call it a day.

Jessica Simpson: rinse, repeat...

2013-02-07T09:26:00.001-05:00

So, Jessica Simpson is pregnant again as we all know. Fresh off the heels of giving birth to daughter Maxwell and imploding in a head shot sort of way for Weight Watchers. I don't really think it's a bad thing that Jessica struggled to drop the baby weight, I believe it makes her more appealing to the average woman and that should be the target for Weight Watchers. After all not everyone has the genetic gift like Heidi Klum who can bounce a quarter off her stomach 6 hours after giving birth. This is supposed to be a recent photo of Jessica and her new baby bump, much like the old baby bump. It seems like this is a photo of her last pregnancy, I sort of remember her looking like a sparkly sausage once before. Anyway, I am hoping that she can curb her appetite for Pop Tarts smothered in Mac and Cheese this time around and hopefully she won't gestate this baby for 2 years like she did the last time. All that being said, I am happy for her. Well, I was until I heard her ask, "Is this a fetus what I have here or is it a big fart bubble?"

Just for old times sake:

Gavin Rossdale likes them manly...

2013-02-07T09:15:00.003-05:00

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani have been together like, forever... and while that makes sense on one level I still have to wonder what is behind their relationship. Gavin was busted out in recent years for having a very long love affair with transgendered "singer" Marilyn way back in the day. He has said that he was "curious" and I say curiosity is a one time thing but whatever. Gwen has went on record saying that she piles on the makeup because Gavin likes her that way... I get that. Heavy makeup can hide a multitude of sins, for example a 5 o'clock shadow on a man pretending to be a woman. In any event, here is Gavin and Gwen out with one of their kids and Gwen is certainly dressed down in a very unfeminine outfit and I guess if that's okay with Gavin it's okay with me.

Michael Lohan's penis made another kid...

2013-01-31T09:05:00.001-05:00

This is actually horrible news if you have ever read anything about the relationship between Michael Lohan and Kate Major. These two are a match made in hell and actually they are perfect for each other however, now a poor defenseless child has been thrown into the mix. In about 17 years Landon Lohan will pop up on TMZ as being arrested and thrown into rehab because really, what other chance does the poor kid have? His father Michael is a notorious asshole and his mother Kate Major is a uproariously drunken mess. Their boozing, brawling and drug use has been covered by almost every publication known and even Dr. Phil has had the two on his show. Separately of course because at the time Kate had a restraining order on Michael. I do believe this is the 6th kid for Lohan (counting an illegitimate daughter from an affair) and the first (hopefully last) child for Kate. Let's all wish them well and raise a toast of Jack Daniels and a side of meth for their new little bundle of joy.

Hulk Hogan is only doing what comes naturally...

2013-01-30T09:23:00.005-05:00

So, everyone freaks out every time Hulk Hogan lusts after his daughter Brooke Hogan. First it was the lotion on Brook's ass incident and now it's the photo he posted captioned "Brooke's Legs". Why does this surprise and freak people out? Hulk is only following his natural instinct of being attracted to muscular blondes with legs like tree trunks and manly faces. After all... the true love of Hulk's life was Brutus the Barber Beefcake. Truth.

Justin Bieber touched a boob but may need to poop....

2013-01-30T09:15:00.000-05:00

So, Justin Bieber sort of touched a boob and a picture tells a story don't it? Poor Justin... he will do anything to gain a little street cred. From dressing in overalls at an inappropiate time, to racing around in his chrome mobile to smoking weed and killing paparazzi. Now we have a photo proving that Justin has finally made it to second base with a Selena Gomez look alike fan. What's next for Justin? Taking a shit in the back of a police car? Too late.... It's been done already today.

Miley Cyrus is better than Taylor Swift...

2013-01-30T09:03:00.000-05:00

Miley Cyrus has had a few racy photos "leak" out and yes, she likes to smoke the weed and has the voice of a truck driver on a long haul, jacked up on meth and greasy diner cuisine but she is way better than Taylor Swift. Any day, every day.

Kim Kardashian, oh no she didn't...

2013-01-01T08:58:00.002-05:00

Unless you live under a rock, in a cave, somewhere in the deep dark crevices of a third world country you have heard that Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Honestly, I was a tad bit surprised as I simply cannot imagine Kim having a baby. I mean, really? She couldn't keep a kitten alive let alone a human being. Hopefully Kim will realize that a child is not an accessory unlike her poor little kitty Mercy who met an untimely death after shedding all over Kim's Kayne approved wardrobe. The only way this poor kid will have a fighting chance is if Kim suddenly decides that she can love someone more than herself. I remember Kim flipping out over having to share a closet with Kris Humphries, her husband who by the way she is not divorced from yet. However, Kim is moving right along.... She is not only going to have to share her body as an incubator for 9 months she has signed on for a lifetime with person being that she cannot divorce or discard when she becomes bored with it. Hopefully she hires a few really great nannies that will give that baby as much love and attention as Kim lavishes on herself.

Claudia Galanti nipple see thru...

2013-01-01T08:12:00.001-05:00

Claudia Galanti looks doubly happy to have her photo taken. I had no clue who she was so I Googled her and she is a "Paraguayan model" ...she looks a little old to be a current cover girl judging by the wrinkles around her eyes but that could just be an indirect result of the lip fillers pulling all of the gravity down from her face into her mouth and landing that lip across her teeth like a nasty, slimy slug. Anyway, here is Claudia Galanti is a black wife beater that became transparent under the photographers flash and gave us this full-on boob shot. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale side boob photo...

2013-01-01T08:02:00.004-05:00

We haven't heard much from Ashley Tisdale lately, hence the side boob photo. Everyone who is anyone knows that a little T&A goes a long way. Ashley has a perky little butt too. The shoes are pretty gnarly and remind me of old school 80's Reeboks but who's looking at her feet anyway?

Top celebrities and their affairs...

2012-12-18T09:09:00.001-05:00

The celebrities are well known and high profile people, who belong to different sectors including, film, sports, politics and fashion. These people are often watched by the media and the world. With money and fame in their destinies, they are seen getting indulged in a number of good and bad acts, which are reported by all forms of media. In the list of so many celebrities, you could find a number of them getting involved in different affairs which emerge out as scandals and controversies. So, let’s check out some of the top celebrities and their known affairs discussed in the media.

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

The former president of United States was popular for his extra marital affair in his presidential tenure with an intern at White House called Monica Lewinsky. In the year 1995, Monica was hired in White House as intern, and later in the same year, she developed a relationship with the president. The news of this illegitimate relationship with the president was followed by an investigation, where he was proved guilty with the number of proofs submitted by Monica. This political sex scandal remained in the media, which finally led the impeachment of President Clinton in the year 1998 by the US House of Representatives.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Though Brad Pitt was seen claiming that he never cheated Jennifer Aniston (his ex wife) and called his affair a dastard one, yet the fact remains the same that he had an affair with the Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie. The duo indulged in love over the movie set called as Mr. and Mrs. Smith when Brad was already married to Jennifer. Their affair is among the most discussed news item in the media as both of them formed a very cute couple and still is often heard and read in various media whenever celebrity affairs are discussed.

Shania Twain and Robert M Lange

Though this affair of Shania Twain was seemed incredible even to imagine by her fans, yet was seen a big shock for everyone when the superstar declared to end her marriage with Robert Mutt Lange a music producer. The couple had a beautiful 14 year long marriage, which, however, came to an end when both of these started their own affair. Lange started dating Marie Anne Thiebaud, while Shania surprisingly was seen with Frederic who happened to be the ex husband of Thiebaud. This mutual couple exchange remained a hyped affair in the list of celebrity affairs.

David Letterman and his Employees

David Letterman had his 23 years of marriage with his wife Regina Lasko but was seen indulged in some workplace sex affair. This late show host was seen romancing with his own staffers and later was seen confessing in a late night TV show about sleeping with number of women at his office. As per reports, he had his private bedroom suite just above the Ed Sullivan Theater where he slept with multiple women seen over her workplace.

David Beckham

In April 2004, the affair of David Beckham with Rebecca Loos was seen making headlines in the media, which made all his fans frenzy about this revelation. Loos was hired as Beckham’s PA, when the superstar was seen moving to Milan. The couple was seen outrageously flirting with each other when they were captured by a mobile camera; Loos was seen claiming that the couple had good extra marital action. Also a number of sexy texts were seen coming into the media, which the duo exchanged with other.

Final word

The affairs, in which the celebrities get indulged are difficult to hide, as they have a gyge fan following and lots of camera to scan their actions in their personal and professional lives. These are just a tip of an iceberg, which is discussed in this piece with lots of lots more to come.

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Paris Hilton is still a whore in a swim suit...

2012-12-10T10:18:00.001-05:00

What ever happened to Paris Hilton? She had such a promising career going there for a while, right?
Her fabulous reality show, fashionable attire and amazing friends. After all, she is the one who launched Kim Kardashian into super stardom and humbled Fire Crotch Lindsay Lohan. Seriously. Not really.

Paris has had a parade of boyfriends that would make a porn star look like a virgin. Her bedroom door works like a clown car. How many guys has this girl "dated?" Hundreds? Her crotch is so busted... I bet screwing Paris Hilton would be not unlike giving a Tic Tac to a whale. Or tossing a brick into the Grand Canyon. Throwing a hot dog down a hallway? You get my drift.

Anyway, here is Paris soaking up the sun, on vacation from her vacation. Of course her bathing suit top is slipping precariously low and she needs her boyfriend to remind her to pull it back up and hand her a pair of sunglasses that I'm sure cost more than most people's grocery bill for a year.

Yeah, I miss Paris Hilton. Don't you?

Lenny Kravitz could not care less about Demi Moore...

2012-12-10T10:03:00.000-05:00

Demi Moore is so ridic. Here she is dancing in a onesie next to Lenny Kravitz who looks less than thrilled to be there, let alone having his photo taken with a train wreck such as Demi Moore. I don't see any meth pipes or rails of coke laid out on the coffee table so I am guessing that Demi made a quick trip to the potty and came back out to bust her old lady moves on Lenny. The only thing more sad than her cellulite ridden thighs is the fact that she is the only one dancing which is what happens when the only music playing is the soundtrack to your busted career spinning on a loop in your drug addled head.