Brad Garrett’s girlfriend used the power of her nipples to thwart off any possible bad vibes while Brad was playing in the World Series of Poker, 2009, in Vegas. Isabella’s nipples went all in. Yeah, hey, this isn’t about my wit, but about some wonderful nipples. Enjoy them, the uncensored (NSFW) ones are below. Happy Clicking.

Halle Berry and boyfriend boytoy Gabriel Aubry took daughter, Nahla, on vacation in Miami. Gabriel apparently watches his carb intake, or something like that. I could have  a six pack if I wanted to, but I have a life and I am not that shallow. Its hard work to avoid abs. That’s right. More pictuers of Gabriel’s abs, if that’s your gig.

Shauna Sand apparently banged Lorenzo Lamas’ son, A.J. According to Star, A.J. had the bestest stepmom of all time. Sort of, I guess depending on how you look at things like this. Lorenzo thought Shauna was acting like a motherly figure, instead all the while she was acting a fool. Hot. Here’s more joy for your day.

“Shauna came on to A.J.,” a friend of Lorenzo’s tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. “It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing.”
“He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.,” the friend continues. “He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!”

Hayden Panettiere’s new movie, I Love You Beth Cooper, debuted yesterday. She also attended a pre-promo gig on MTV before hand, hence, the change of attire. I prefer the skirt to the dress any day of the week, however, in a pinch, I take either one. That’s just me though, while I am picky, I am sensible. More Hayden Panettiere hot, sexy pictures below.

Britney Spears took her son, Sean, to Paris. At the same time, she forgot to bring her bra. I can only imagine how hectic things get when you are trying to remember to bring your son, its easy to forget the boob stabilizer. Makes sense. And hey, in Europe, that’s the classy way. More braless pictures of Britney Spears below. Happy clicking.

Lindsay Lohan made a spectacular career decision by turning down a role in The Hangover, this summer’s most ginormous movie. Here is more from Us Weekly.

A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick — which has raked in $205 million so far — after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf.
“The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her,” says the source, “and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn’t like the script!”
The role went to actress Heather Graham.

Um, why on earth would Lindsay Lohan turn down any role? That’s just odd. More pictures of Lindsay Lohan if you like….

Chris Brown found a new punching bag over the weekend at Ashton Kutcher and Diddy’s 4th of July party. Amber Rose, Kanye West’s ex girlfriend. Apparently they were making out and all that jazz. Here is more from The Daily News.

“Diddy announced the deejay would do a tribute to Michael Jackson,” said a guest. “Chris did an amazing impression of Michael’s moonwalk. It wasn’t long before he was dancing with Amber.”
Later, as the party wound down, the pair nestled on a couch in the backyard of the Beverly Hills mansion.
“They were holding hands and making out in the shadows,” said a witness. “She had her hand on his leg.”
Taylor is said to have been irked by the amount of time Brown spent with Rose, but still accompanied him to an after-party at the club Guys.
There, Brown again got upclose and personal with Rose, who is 26.
“They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana,” said a witness. “But he and Amber left separately.”

Rihanna brought out her boobs for a 4th of July party. Looks like she is getting over the Chris Brown debacle with the power of cleavage. Wouldn’t freedom be best rung in by not covering the nipples with stars? Our fathers would not be happy. More Rihanna boob pictures.

Sarah Palin quit her job as Governor of Alaska.  She also threatened to sue the press for being mean, on the 4th of July, which is kind of ironic but mostly facist. In honor of this, I’ve posted a ho’ish picture of Sarah wrapped in an American flag, stripper style. Enjoy.

Jon and Kate Gosselin spent the 4th of July together so that the kids and family could be together. And also so that their reality television show would be more interesting, and really, that’s all they have in their lives at this point.  Jon spent most of the day realizing that having a girlfriend in her early 20’s rules. More Gosselin pictures, if you happen to care.