Jessica Simpson’s album, Do You Know, broke the top 20 one he Country Music billboard. Keeping with her usual style, the album lacks appropriate punctuation. Come on, it’s Friday! I had to! Anyways, looks like Jessica is going to make the state of Texas proud. Maybe this is the Cowboys year?

US Magazine says, The album — which sold 65,000 copies since coming out last week — ranked No. 4 on the Billboard Top 200.
Simpson’s first single, “Come on Over,” hit No. 18 on the Hot Country Songs list last month.

That’s right, good Christian and Miley Cyrus older man toy, Justin Gaston, wears briefs. I don’t like posting this stuff, but the fact is, it’s newsworthy. So out of preserving my journalistic integrity, I have to. I promise the next post will have a hot chick and bury this one.

Lindsay Lohan wants Barak Obama to win. Barak wants to win. Which creates an issue because I think Barak would prefer that Lindsay support McCain. This weekend, Lindsay referred to Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, as a media obsessed whore. That’s just classy. It’s important to note that I would hit it with both Palin and Lohan.

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”
Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress ”thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic terms.

Well, if your goal as a photographer is to make a supermodel hot actress look like dogcrap, look no further than the GQ seminar on doing just that. In an attempt to be “artsy,” this photographer made Megan Fox look like an anorexic rag doll that’s layed out in the Georgia sun for way too long. Congrats on that.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Brooke Hogan put on her bikini and went swimming with gay roommate and Brooke Knows Best co-star Glenn Packard. Looks to me as if Brooke is trying to convert a gay, if you ask me. Maybe with her broad shoulders and hard cheekbones, looms such possibilities. Anyways, at least she has good skin and her trap is seemingly shut?

More Brooke Hogan bikini pictures.

Or his partner, Brad Altman, said those words. To be honest, I don’t know who says it during a gay marriage ceremony. Maybe they both do? Oh how I wish I had the answers to all the world’s mysteries. Anyways, they got married at  the Japanese American National Museum.

AP says, Wedding guests included “Star Trek” stars Walter Koenig and Nichelle Nichols, who served as best man and best lady, Hollywood executives, local and national government officials and the couple’s relatives from around the world.
Keeping with the multicultural theme, guests dined on Asian/Baja Californian fusion cuisine and took home Japanese tea-ceremony treats in boxes printed with the phrase: “May sweet equality live long and prosper.”

But apparently someone at Ebay didn’t enjoy it, as it was pulled. It was up with a minimum set bid of $10k. Strangely and sickly, the portrait has been hanging in her parents house up until the auction. Why on earth any parent would want a painting of their daughter’s topless body is beyond me. When breaking down the causes of Britney’s issues, sometimes the answers are right in front of you. Oh yeah, all the proceeds are set to go to The Promises Foundation which helps low income women and children with behavioral and mental issues.

Milfs unite!

Oh Thank God, my weekend can go on. After making a total jackass out of himself at LAX, Kanye West is trying to make amends and hints at a coming rant. I can’t wait. Nothing like bi-polarific celebrity rants….

Kanye’s Blog, We back in the lab!!! I’m cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn’t cool. I gotta work now… I’ll rant later!