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Elisha Cuthbert in bikini

2007-08-15T13:37:00.000-07:00

Elisha Cuthbert was at Paris’ Malibu party in a bikini top and white pants snapping pictures of people or paparazzi. This chick used to be cute. Now she looks frumpy and boring. Her last movie, Captivity, was a pos and she didn’t even get naked. She probably doesn’t think of herself as “that” kind of actress yet. Well, she is.”

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HOT! Jenna Jameson in Bikini

2007-08-15T13:35:00.000-07:00

If you guessed Jenna Jameson to be 42, you’d be wrong. She’s 33 and this is gross. I go to the beach to relax and hope some girl loses her top in the water. I don’t go to the beach to watch a girl from a third world country jump up and down. If Jenna asks me to sponsor her for just 1 cent a month, I’ll shove a cheeseburger in her mouth and run. I don’t want that thing touching me.

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Katharine McPhee and Her Ass

2007-08-14T14:31:00.000-07:00

I have confirmed that Katharine McPhee is hot. Which is why there’s no reason not to post these pictures of the wind blowing up her skirt. Katharine McPhee should have sex with me. I put that in rhyme because feigning interest in a girl’s hobbies is the fastest way to get in a girl’s pants.

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Charlize Theron In Bikini

2007-08-14T08:57:00.000-07:00

She was with her boyfriend Stuart Townsend in Belize wearing a bikini. They look so cute together with their matching guts. It almost makes me stop to think when the last time Charlize Theron looked hot was. I think she looked pretty good here...

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Geri Halliwell Looks Sexy in Bikini

2007-08-09T17:55:00.000-07:00

Do you think Geri is looking better than ever? Or more like old spice?

Ashley Olsen: Celebrity Style

2007-08-09T17:40:00.000-07:00

I think she looks great now! It’s brown leather, with a single vertical strap on the top and some sort of woven red silk overlay. Knowing Ashley, it’s surely right off the runways. Any conjecture in whom it designed this strange little purse?

Summer Trend from Style Stars: Dresses - Shirts

2007-08-09T17:30:00.000-07:00

Dresses - shirts for the last couple years became an integral part of a summer wardrobe. This summer season dresses-shirts are more serious alternative to other dress trends.
One of excellent ways to wear a dress-shirt is to combine it with leggings. Actually, some models without leggings can look simply slovenly (as though their owner has simply forgotten to put on trousers), especially, if the dress itself very much reminds a simple shirt (a dress from Splendid).
One more actual trend is a dress-shirt from a striped or checkered cotton or linen fabric. Dress-shirt See by Chloe became a hit in shops. Basically, different on style dresses-shirts can meet completely different purposes: for example, the white dress from Chloe can be put on a beach whereas brand Viktor & Rolf offers much more classical dress that it will satisfy to majority of women.
Urban Outfitters and Joie offer more youth and democratic in terms of the price dress. A romantic image will be created with the dress-shirt from Rebecca Taylor, which combines classical top with light lace below.
Casual-style lovers will like the dress-shirt from designer Vanessa Bruno which, as well as all her other creations, embodies a city casual-glamour.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Style Star

2007-08-09T17:08:00.000-07:00

Do we expect any less from the gal who embodied Carrie Bradshaw? I think... NO!

Fab favorite SJP has been making promotional rounds for her latest perfume, Covet. At Macy's in NYC the actress looks sophisticated and a bit funky in her strapless Akris dress and strappy sandals. Though the overall mood of the look is rather Fall, she brightens it up with some layered bolt bracelets.

Cindy Crawford Is Topless

2007-08-08T19:05:00.000-07:00

Cindy Crawford sunbathed topless on a boat in St. Tropez a couple days back. IMDB says Cindy is 41. I say it doesn’t matter. She looks better than a few of those 20 something Hollywood whores. It’s almost as if she was cryogenically frozen and brought back to unleash her brand of sexy upon the world and only one thing can stop her. My cyborg penis. It shoots lasers. Pew pew pew. Some of these are NSFW. A few more below the fold.

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Brooke Burke In Bikini

2007-08-08T17:10:00.000-07:00

Brooke Burke put on a bikini and frolicked on the beach this weekend. She is Honey, full of life and HOT! No speech... It must see!

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Brad Pitt has had enough

2007-08-08T16:30:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt reportedly stormed off on his motorcycle feeling miserable. Supposedly, Brad and Angelina are in a rocky phase in their relationship — I think that means no anal — and just needed time to think.

Brad drove over 6 hours despite bad weather to eat with his pals, and the source said Pitt felt free while riding the motorcycle. “He’s so famous, but with a helmet covering his face, no one knows it’s him.”

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Denise Richards In Bikini

2007-08-08T16:10:00.000-07:00

Denise Richards good looks in bikini. Denise has not done anything worth mentioning ever since Wild Things so I do not know why this is even happening. Then again, I think these might be real old since her implants appear to be missing. Maybe Denise removed them? But, why would she want to take away her personality? Does not compute.

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Jessica Alba will be mine

2007-08-08T15:50:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split after two and a half years together. Us Magazine says the two broke up over the phone. Alba called Warren and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Awesome.

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

Swift like pulling off a band-aid. I know everyone is gunning for Jessica now, but there’s no reason why we can’t all share. I’ll be glad to give you guys my sloppy seconds or sloppy 5,000’s. Don’t worry, you’ll get to have a chance with her eventually. In 2032. Suckers!

Nude Heidi Klum

2007-08-08T15:42:00.000-07:00

Posed for Arena magazine’s September issue. There’s a quote on one of them from Heidi Klum saying, “It’s good if you don’t get everything straight into your mouth, if you have to work for it.” I beg to differ. It is messy otherwise.

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'The Girls' Lived Next Door To Me - I Wish its

2007-08-07T15:55:00.000-07:00

The headline sang its way straight to my heart: "Why Women Love 'Girls Next Door'." Frankly, every woman I know (except for my fellow Jezebels) loves the highly addictive E! reality show The Girls Next Door, all about the life of Hugh Hefner and his three live-in girlfriends. I have had hours and hours worth of discussions, with friends and strangers alike, all female, on whether Holly will ever marry Hef, what age Bridget really is and what's up with all her masters degrees, and the enigma that is the sexuality of Kendra. In fact, 70% of the show's viewers are women: Says an E! talking head, who happens to be female...

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Hayden Panettiere In Bikini

2007-08-07T15:50:00.000-07:00

So… Hayden Panettiere is still 17, huh? August 21, you say? *scuttles away* A LOT more after the jump.

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Tara Reid: What Is It?

2007-08-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

They say these pictures are of Tara Reid in a bikini at St. Tropez. They’re probably right, but what the hell? In a couple of these, the color of her face looks completely off like someone shined a bright light on it or pasted Tara Reid’s head onto someone else’s body. Whatever. As long as they stop taking pictures of her rippling stomach, I’m happy. I’ll just attribute this to another by-product of Tara Reid’s freakish physique. I’m surprised whoever did her first surgeries didn’t give her a tail. Because that would have been awesome.

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Eva Longoria: Poor Little Soul

2007-08-07T15:30:00.000-07:00

Celebrity Babylon took this shot of Eva Longoria looking like a sick zombie. You hear that? That was my erection bursting through my jeans. Now, waste your time with these.
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Rachel Bilson - Celebrity Style

2007-08-07T15:20:00.000-07:00

Rachel Bilson has been looking beyond simple lately, but something about her understated ensembles suit her. Like Victoria Beckham, she's embracing the match-your-handbag-color-to-your-dress look. Here, Rachel is wearing a silky navy blue dress with Zac Posen's navy blue Abbey satchel. I thought her outfit needed a little somethin' somethin' so I gave her some jewels. I hope she doesn't mind!

I Want This Wardrobe: Charlie’s Angels 2, Full Throttle

2007-08-07T15:07:00.001-07:00

The wild Charlie's Angels ride continues! This time the stakes are higher, the angels are sassier and the wardrobe is better! With a washboard stomached Justin Theroux, whom I adore, and a toned up, bad ass Demi Moore, here we have double the villain fun. Dylan, played by Drew, really started to come into her own as we discover a haunting secret romance. Natalie (Cameron) is still sorting out her romances, while Alex (Lucy) continues to get hot and ...

Kristin Cavallari And Her Beautiful Ass

2007-08-06T23:00:00.001-07:00

Kristin Cavallari was in Malibu desperately seeking attention by lying on top of her boyfriend and showing her ass to the paparazzi. If this Kristin girl didn’t have such a huge head, I’d be confusing her with Heidi Montag right now. Likewise, this is MTV’s ingenuous formula for their reality tv. Throw a bunch of typical blond white girls together and have them do stuff. Wow, so entertaining. You know what else is just as much fun? Pounding my balls with a sledgehammer. Whee, they’re like pancakes. More of the same after the jump.

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Melanie Brown In Bikini

2007-08-06T10:30:00.000-07:00

Melanie Brown was at Miami Beach in a bikini which means I’m obligated to post these even if it’s Melanie Brown. On a related note, I’ve always wondered why Melanie was nicknamed Scary Spice. Is it because black people are scary? What? That’s racist.

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Petra’s Short and her Short Dress

2007-08-06T09:58:00.000-07:00

Did Petra Nemcova actually tuck the sides of her dress up into her panties? ‘Cause it really looks like it. Even if you’re a supermodel, you can’t will a skirt not to look absurdly short after a certain point. . . and I think this is it.

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Kim Kardashian and Her Huge ASS!

2007-08-06T09:30:00.000-07:00

Kim was out shopping with her girlfriend and her huge ass the other day. That’s crazy. You could stand next to her at a party and rest your drink on that thing. It wouldn’t even fall if she walked away. Talking with Kim would feel like being in a lame comedy where every time she turns around you have to duck, but in the end, it always hits you in the face regardless. Have you ever been smacked in the face with an ass that size? Just imagine a 20 lb medicine ball hitting you in the head. It hurts.

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Posh Spice: Does Not Eat!!!

2007-08-06T08:55:00.000-07:00

Looking inside her grocery cart, all I see is milk, water and what looks to be sparkling water.

Does this woman EVER eat?

I’m saying David Beckham must have to shake the sheets often to find this pencil thin spice girl!

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