Yup, another month, another dose of Aniston. This time Aniston is on the March cover of Instyle USA where she answers “important reader questions” (AKA the non-offensive pre-selected unjuicy crap). Whatever.

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Amanda needs to do more sexy photoshoots. Enough of the artsy crap, it’s time for some skin! For the March issue of Glamour, Amanda does shed a teeny-bit of clothing and exposes some flesh for the cameras and lets loose with her sexiness. About damned time!

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Here we go again. Last month’s Cosmo issue with Dakota Fanning got into a bit of controversy about her looking “too sexy”. For the March cover, Cosmo does Selena Gomez a big disservice by Photoshopping both her head AND boobs to a larger size. The boobs I don’t mind, but her noggin is WAY larger than the rest of her body!

Sigh, when will it ever END?

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It’s been a while since Olivia’s been on the cover of a magazine, so it’s a welcome sight to see her back! This time, Olivia graces the cover for local LA magazine, Angeleno, and inside the issue she’s seen wearing a sexy sheer blouse with a bit of non-gratuitous sideboob.

So what does she talk about in the issue? I don’t know, I’m still staring at the sideboob.

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The last time Nina was featured in Nylon, they tried to convince us that her threads were “Grunge”. Now Nina appears in the February issue wearing what is called “Vegas cowgirl” threads. Sigh, what-ever.

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Remember when actress Emmy Rossum was considered one of the best up-and-coming ingenue actresses? Remember when she used to do classy projects like “Phantom Of The Opera” and didn’t have to resort to doing cable TV shows where she gets plenty naked and has onscreen sex? Nah, me neither.

The “Shameless” actress appears in the February issue of Self Magazine sporting lots of bright hipster clothing. So let me get this straight – she’ll get all naked for her TV show and then all we get for this edit is this?

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I must be oblivious to the fact that GQ Magazine has a list called “The Lust List” because it’s the first I’ve ever heard of it. When you purchase the February issue of GQ with Michelle Williams on the cover, inside is a 6-page editorial featuring FIVE beautiful ladies (two actresses and three supermodels) chosen for GQ’s “Lust List” – Jessica Pare, Candice Swanepoel, Liu Wen, Joan Smalls, and some French actress whose name I can’t remember.

Since we at Celebutopia endorse anything that has Candice Swanepoel’s sweet phat booty in it, we proudly present HQ scans of Candice and the other two models from GQ’s “Lust List”.

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“Young Adult” star Charlize Theron just doesn’t get any hotter than on the February cover of W Magazine. The February issue also has an alternate male cover featuring Brad Pitt, but I highly suggest buying Charlize’s cover instead.

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This caught me by surprise. “The Vow” star Rachel McAdams graces the February cover of Glamour and in the issue, there is a shot of her wearing a red and black Prada bodysuit. Here’s the crazy part, as I was thumbing through the February issue of Vanity Fair (with George, Matt, and Daniel on the cover), there was a page featuring “Twilight” hottie Ashley Greene wearing the SAME exact Prada bodysuit! Wh-what?!?

Wait a sec, how can the same outfit be featured in two different magazines and worn by two different women? I don’t know and, to be honest, it doesn’t really matter cuz they both look mighty fine in it (except for the fact that Ashley’s got the bigger boobies).

Day-um! I don’t know what’s sexier: Dakota’s new look or the headline on her arm that says “Um, Vagina, Are You Okay Down There?” It’s nice to see Dakota break away from her awkward teen phase and start showing some maturity in her look. In fact, I almost think she’s TOO sexy on this cover! Wait….am I crazy for saying that out loud?

Anyway, Dakota is the covergirl for the February issue of Cosmo and was chosen as their “Fun Fearless Female” Of The Year (Mila Kunis was last year’s winner).

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It was announced earlier this year that “Amazing Spiderman” starlet Emma Stone and “Cowboys & Aliens” hottie Olivia Wilde would be the new faces for the Spring 2012 Revlon Make-up campaign and now the images are out. I was getting pretty tired of seeing the Revlon ads with Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so this is a new direction that I am actually quite excited to see Revlon take (plus it doesn’t hurt that Olivia and Emma are much bigger and hotter stars than Biel and Alba).

Click on the link below to see more of Emma and Olivia!

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I wasn’t sure that Eva’s article was going to say anything that nobody already knew (as if that’s a possibility), but I was wrong. In the January/February 2012 issue of Health Magazine, Eva goes on to diss the Vegans by claiming the she couldn’t handle “going vegan for a week” and went back to eating good ol’ red meat. Hey, nobody can resist a nice meaty Burrito!

Now THAT’S my kinda girl!


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I’ll admit that I don’t watch the USA Channel as much as I used to (not since it stopped airing hardcore WWF programming for more softer WWE crap), so I’m not all that familiar with shows like “Fairly Legal” with Sarah Shahi. But she is hot, so I’m not gonna ignore the heat of her ass! Sarah appears in a 4-page article in the January issue of Men’s Health where she discusses about how much she just loves to have Sex.

BTW, is it me or does Sarah’s pics make her look more like Eva Longoria? Also, decommissioned VS model, Marisa Miller, makes a 1-page cameo appearance in the issue.


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And in case you were wondering, YES, Marisa is wearing the SAME exact bikini from her Women’s Health photoshoot.

I wanted to make this post last weekend, but I decided to postpone it until the film had been released nationwide before spoiling it. And now that MI4 is out for the whole world, it’s time to make a few spoiler references!

Many of America’s top movie critics are giving the film universal praise and also giving away a few spoilers regarding MI4 and it’s continuity. Click the link below to learn about all the references from the film. But, be warned, only click it only IF you’ve already seen the movie!


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There’s an assload of references to the first Mission Impossible film but only a few for MI2 and MI3. You probably won’t notice them at first, but I’ll point them out just to get you up-to-speed.


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-REFERENCES TO MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 1

#1 – THE LUTHER STICKELL SCENE
At the end of Ghost Protocol, Ethan is in a Seattle bar with Luther (Ving Rhames in a brief MI4 appearance) having a few beers. This is a reference to the ending scene in MI1 when Ethan and Luther are at a bar in Prague drinking beers.

#2 – THE OPENING CREDITS
The opening credits to MI1 showed various scenes from the film while the theme song would play (a sequence that would not be used in MI2 or MI3). In reference to MI1, Ghost Protocol also uses the same opening credits with spoiler scenes in the opening sequence.

#3 – THE “FALL FROM THE CEILING” SCENE
It’s official, MI4 rips off itself! Ever since the iconic CIA break-in sequence in MI1 (with Ethan dangling inches from the floor), Tom has replicated it in in MI2 and MI3. This time, it’s Jeremy Renner that does this move in MI4.

#4 – THE USE OF APPLE PRODUCTS
You probably didn’t notice it, but MI1 was one of the few movies in the 90′s to utilize Apple product placement WAY before it became the billion-dollar company it is now. In MI4, Ethan and his crew use the IPHONE 4 in a ton of scenes (including the ending), something not seen in MI2 or MI3.

#5 – THE MAN WITH LONG, FLOWING HAIR/THE DUNHILL LIGHTER
In MI4, there is a scene where Ethan is told to look for someone with a “Dunhill lighter”. Ethan then confronts a long-haired man who gives him a black mask to put over his head. This is a reference to the “Max” character from MI1, who tells Ethan to “buy a pack of Dunhills” and then is confronted by a long-haired man who places a black mask over his head (and, yes, it’s the same exact mask and same exact man seen in MI4).

#6 – THE MESSENGER
In MI1, Ethan lures Kittridge and his IMF crew to London to expose Jim Phelps as the villain. In MI4, Ethan does the same thing and lures the pursuing Russian agents looking for him to Mumbai, where Ethan exposes Cobalt as the real villain.


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-REFERENCES TO MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2

#1 – ETHAN THE CLIMBER
At the opening scene of MI2, Ethan is seen scaling a mountain in Australia using only his bare hands. In MI4, Ethan uses his climbing skills to ascend the Burj Khalifa building (including all the same slips and slides).


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-REFERENCES TO MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3

#1 – ETHAN’S WIFE
During MI4, there’s a couple of times that Benji, Jane, and Brandt make reference to Julia, Ethan’s wife in MI3. At first, Benji makes it seem as if Ethan and Jane had divorced. Then Brandt explains (during his backstory segment) that he was assigned to protect Julia during a mission in Prague a few years prior but failed, resulting in Julia being found dead a few days later and Brandt being reassigned. Ethan then reveals to Brandt that Julia is NOT dead and that he purposely faked her death in order to keep her safe.

#2 – THE MASK MACHINE
In MI3, we were introduced to the mask-making machine that was used to make Ethan’s signature latex masks. The mask machine gets seen briefly in MI4, only to have it malfunction.

#3 – ETHAN’S ABILITY TO READ MOUTHS/THE PAPER CLIP
MI3 introduced two new abilities for Ethan: the ability to read and interpret people’s mouths as they talk from a distance and the ability to pick locks. For MI4, these abilities are only seen briefly in the Russian hospital after the bombing of the Kremlin (with Ethan cuffed to the hospital bed).


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If you saw the Ghost Protocol and had questions about it, I hope some of the references above give you a better understanding about the movie. Other than that, go see it in IMAX!

Remember when supermodel Marisa Miller used to be famous? Remember when she used to do all those Victoria’s Secret catalogs and Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues? Remember when she used to do photoshoots that didn’t include that stupid-ass Hippie Volkswagen Samba-bus? Yeah, me neither.

Anyway, the decommissioned VS model has been off the grid as of lately but she’s appeared in a couple of magazine covers since then including the January/February issue of Women’s Health where Marisa talks about how her sex life is so much better than everyone else’s. And you know what? She’s probably right.


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I’m pretty sure you don’t know who Lea Seydoux is, but after “Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol” is released into theaters this weekend (well, it’s just showing in IMAX this weekend), you will definitely take notice of this French blonde Emo-hottie as she takes on fellow hottie Paula Patton in a heated hand-to-hand fight. [Huh-huh-huh, I said "hand".]

Anyway, the French hottie makes a 2-page appearance in the January issue of Esquire USA for their “Woman We Love” article series wearing nothing but leather and a mean look in her eye.


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It’s a two-for-one deal! MMA fighter Gina Carano and “Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol” starlet Paula Patton grace the pages of the January issue of GQ with their sweaty bodies. Unfortunately, they only get ONE photo each, but both photos are hot enough for a quick spank.

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Vida Guerra. Big chunky butt. In the January issue of Muscle & Fitness. That’s all you need to know. Unfortunately, M&F only limits Vida to just two pictures and a short interview inside the issue. But, then again…..ah, nevermind.

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Alright folks, we had a little blog problem but now we’re back in business! First up, Carey Mulligan and her boobies are on full display for the January cover of W Magazine. Unfortunately, the cover is the only photo where Carey shows any kind of flesh. If you’re expecting something similar to Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy edit, you’re only going to be disappointed.

Other than that, click the link below to see the rest of her (fully-clothed) editorial!

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WHAT. THE. FUCK. I’ve been complaining for months about Cosmo’s incessant use of Photoshopping unnecessary cleavage to their cover girls (Olivia Wilde is a good example) and now that Scarlett and her giant ample bosom is on the January cover, THEY REDUCE THEM! WHY, COSMO, WHY?!?

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