tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15072799892188035042011-11-27T16:49:00.442-08:00Webquasarnoreply@blogger.comBlogger139125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-73359770494264443092011-02-01T12:49:00.000-08:002011-02-01T12:50:21.876-08:002011-02-01T12:50:21.876-08:00Basescu merge la o vrajitoare : Vrajitoarea, foarte concentrata, închide ochii si îi spune : <br />- Va vad trecând pe un bulevard foarte mare, într-o masina decapotabila si lumea strigând de bucurie.<br />Basescu zâmbeste si o întreaba : <br />- Deci, multimea este fericita ?<br />- Da, ca niciodata !<br />- Si oamenii alearga dupa masina ? <br />- Da, alearga în jurul masinii, ca nebunii. Politiei îi este foarte dificil sa faca loc masinii. <br />- Sunt si oameni care poarta drapele ? <br />- Da, drapele si bannere cu cuvinte de speranta pentru un viitor mai bun.<br />- Chiar asa ? Si oamenii striga, cânta ?<br />- Da, oamenii striga fraze de speranta : Poporul este în sarbatoare.<br />- Si eu, eu cum reactionez la toate astea ? <br />- Nu pot sa vad ! Cosciugul este inchis...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-7335977049426444309?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZTTquVjF7OAafoEJ94knCYvj-zk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZTTquVjF7OAafoEJ94knCYvj-zk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZTTquVjF7OAafoEJ94knCYvj-zk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZTTquVjF7OAafoEJ94knCYvj-zk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/wF0l3_cbHTI" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com1http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2011/02/basescu-la-vrajitoare.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-69246722356856539232011-01-31T14:18:00.000-08:002011-01-31T14:19:40.153-08:002011-01-31T14:19:40.153-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Xb1a6NEyUDE/TUc1YAJpsPI/AAAAAAAAEv8/i_HpfX6AlVs/s1600/179843_191379470891176_100000573726375_640863_1628060_n.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Xb1a6NEyUDE/TUc1YAJpsPI/AAAAAAAAEv8/i_HpfX6AlVs/s400/179843_191379470891176_100000573726375_640863_1628060_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568478150740521202" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-6924672235685653923?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xu9bCf6Kw_wpCSO0Dpyz-14i8YU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xu9bCf6Kw_wpCSO0Dpyz-14i8YU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xu9bCf6Kw_wpCSO0Dpyz-14i8YU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Xu9bCf6Kw_wpCSO0Dpyz-14i8YU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/svqPN1uja0Y" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2011/01/jurnalul-ei-vs-jurnalul-lui.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-79748434464382683952011-01-20T00:28:00.001-08:002011-01-20T00:28:55.573-08:002011-01-20T00:28:55.573-08:00O tanara blonda vrea sa faca niste cumparaturi dintr-un mall si scoate din poseta o bacnota de 100 $.<br />-Imi pare rau, aceasta bacnota este falsa!<br />-Da?! se burzului tanara, asta inseamna ca aseara am fost violata!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-7974843446438268395?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5RfbH7yfojzYPzcXsfglh85EffQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5RfbH7yfojzYPzcXsfglh85EffQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5RfbH7yfojzYPzcXsfglh85EffQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5RfbH7yfojzYPzcXsfglh85EffQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/MMZun5_3SK0" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2011/01/o-tanara-si-bacnota-de-100.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-15223904954895022022011-01-13T05:49:00.000-08:002011-01-13T05:51:34.228-08:002011-01-13T05:51:34.228-08:00Ea: "Daca eu as muri, te-ai recasatori?"<br />El: "Nu draga mea, niciodata!" <br />Ea: "De ce, ai ceva impotriva casatoriei?" <br />El: "A, nu, nu am nimic impotriva..." <br />Ea: "Si atunci, de ce sa nu te recasatoresti?!" <br />El: "Bine, m-as recasatori... asta doar ca sa-ti fac placere!" <br />Ea: "A, deci te-ai recasatori..." (cam trista) <br />El: "Pai, da..." <br />Ea: "Si ai aduce-o in patul nostru?" <br />El: "Pai unde ai vrea sa ma culc?" <br />Ea: "Si ai inlocui fotografia mea cu a ei?" <br />El: "Pai, e normal..." <br />Ea: "Si ar conduce masina mea?" <br />El: "Nu, ca nu stie sa conduca...."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-1522390495489502202?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qcFbmj2RfagXna9HSPPWwlN18E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qcFbmj2RfagXna9HSPPWwlN18E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qcFbmj2RfagXna9HSPPWwlN18E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8qcFbmj2RfagXna9HSPPWwlN18E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/y2JEP2xMsjI" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2011/01/el-si-ea.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-79760638551542483382011-01-12T04:08:00.001-08:002011-01-12T04:08:56.143-08:002011-01-12T04:08:56.143-08:00James Bond la Moscova:<br />Intra intr-un bar si se prezinta barmanului:<br />-I'm Bond. James Bond.<br />Barmanul raspunde:<br />-I'm Gay. Serghey.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-7976063855154248338?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-dRW27Jbp7WP4-HtkrtKUH8Y3Vs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-dRW27Jbp7WP4-HtkrtKUH8Y3Vs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-dRW27Jbp7WP4-HtkrtKUH8Y3Vs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-dRW27Jbp7WP4-HtkrtKUH8Y3Vs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/v6xOjR9fPKk" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2011/01/james-bond-la-moscova.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-62819491638035071042010-12-28T23:17:00.000-08:002010-12-28T23:18:03.722-08:002010-12-28T23:18:03.722-08:00Banana si vibratorul stateau pe noptiera. Banana intreaba:<br />- E prima data pentru tine?<br />Vibratorul spune:<br />- Nu.<br />Banana:<br />- Atunci de ce tremuri asa? Ca ma sperii si pe mine!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-6281949163803507104?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsM9OMMINnvU2-bmnZEhWnGg5X0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsM9OMMINnvU2-bmnZEhWnGg5X0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsM9OMMINnvU2-bmnZEhWnGg5X0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BsM9OMMINnvU2-bmnZEhWnGg5X0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/1GAUiGZzLGQ" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/banana-si-vibratoru.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-82496008736792276742010-12-21T10:36:00.000-08:002010-12-21T10:37:45.317-08:002010-12-21T10:37:45.317-08:00O femeie se trezeste in miezul noptii plina de sudori. Dimineata sudorii au plecat la munca...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-8249600873679227674?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_8t62Tb1P0vc8bgqWMrNRvrxc1A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_8t62Tb1P0vc8bgqWMrNRvrxc1A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_8t62Tb1P0vc8bgqWMrNRvrxc1A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_8t62Tb1P0vc8bgqWMrNRvrxc1A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/fpjKZA1icYI" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/o-femeie-se-trezeste.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-33237029362678739402010-12-10T11:59:00.001-08:002010-12-10T11:59:47.279-08:002010-12-10T11:59:47.279-08:00Intr-o zi o baga unul pe o tipa in dormitor, o dezbraca si se pregateste sa se urce pe ea. Dar mai intai o intreaba:<br />-Auzi duduie, dar tu cati ani ai<br />-13<br />-Aoleuuu!! strange-ti repede hainele si fugi!<br />Se uita asta urat la el:<br />-Domne, nu stiam ca esti asa de superstitios!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-3323702936267873940?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uGfCSa5NjWy0qFm8bCDAUnWQ8Xw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uGfCSa5NjWy0qFm8bCDAUnWQ8Xw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uGfCSa5NjWy0qFm8bCDAUnWQ8Xw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uGfCSa5NjWy0qFm8bCDAUnWQ8Xw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/fE89CUsZQa0" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/un-tip-si-o-tipa.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-51898192370559141992010-12-10T11:57:00.001-08:002010-12-10T11:57:27.348-08:002010-12-10T11:57:27.348-08:00Fiul unui cioban nu stia cum sa-i spuna tatalui sau ca e gay. Dupa cateva pahare de horinca, isi ia inima in dinti si-i spune:<br />- Tata, eu sunt gay!<br />Dupa cateva secunde de cugetare, ciobanul il intreaba:<br />- Fiule, costum Armani ai?<br />- Nu, raspunde fiul.<br />- Cu parfum Boss te dai?<br />- Nu, raspunde fiul.<br />- Masina Porsche conduci?<br />- Nu, tata, stii bine!<br />- Atunci nu esti gay, ma pu*a, esti un poponar de rand!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-5189819237055914199?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3UFBiWeRjJOqYbi-e6rc6yr0xUY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3UFBiWeRjJOqYbi-e6rc6yr0xUY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3UFBiWeRjJOqYbi-e6rc6yr0xUY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3UFBiWeRjJOqYbi-e6rc6yr0xUY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/_cOzARtroa0" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/fiul-unui-cioban.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-91270473613671661012010-12-10T11:55:00.001-08:002010-12-10T11:55:23.177-08:002010-12-10T11:55:23.177-08:00Calatorie lunga cu avionul, un domn si o fetita au locurile repartizate unul langa altul. Domnul zice:<br />- Ce-ar fi sa stam de vorba? Se pare ca timpul trece mai repede conversand.<br />- Bine, zice fetita inchizand cartea pe care abia o deschisese, despre ce ati dori sa vorbim?<br />- Pai, zice domnul, o tema interesanta ar fi despre fizica atomica nu crezi? si surade superior.<br />- De acord, dar intai vreau sa va intreb ceva: o vaca, un cal si o oaie mananca acelasi lucru, iarba, dar oaia excreta niste bilute, vaca o placinta iar calul niste mingi uscate. Cum va explicati fenomenul?<br />- Habar n-am, zice domnul, minunandu-se de inteligenta fetitei.<br />- Atunci cum vreti sa vorbim de fizica atomica daca nici despre cacat nu stiti nimic?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-9127047361367166101?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ozHltUHSo8M04RTJiDSCug490jE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ozHltUHSo8M04RTJiDSCug490jE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ozHltUHSo8M04RTJiDSCug490jE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ozHltUHSo8M04RTJiDSCug490jE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/EfzCd9GOCH4" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/un-domn-si-o-fetita-in-avion.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-42051652192326706702010-12-10T11:51:00.000-08:002010-12-10T11:55:06.929-08:002010-12-10T11:55:06.929-08:00Itic Mendelovici, evreu rus, lua mereu cuvantul la adunarile de partid, unde se declara mereu de acord cu antevorbitorii sai.<br />- Tovarase Itic, ii spuse secretarul de partid, dar dumneata n-ai niciodata o parere proprie?<br />- Ba da, dar tin sa va spun ca nu sunt de acord cu ea!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-4205165219232670670?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Duzv_8AMGLEgEMxoppb2oRLxFGw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Duzv_8AMGLEgEMxoppb2oRLxFGw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Duzv_8AMGLEgEMxoppb2oRLxFGw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Duzv_8AMGLEgEMxoppb2oRLxFGw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/OT7D7B6iC4Q" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/itic-mendelovici-la-partid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-3575398709051340182010-12-10T11:50:00.001-08:002010-12-10T11:50:26.722-08:002010-12-10T11:50:26.722-08:00Rudele din Siberia fac o vizita la familia Ivanov in Moscova. La usa micul Aliosa e intrebat:<br />-Unde sunt parintii tai?<br />-Tata vine imediat, e doar sa faca un tur in jurul Pamantului in Statia MIR. Cu mama va dura mai mult, ea e la coada la paine...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-357539870905134018?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RSoOOfqckpXnyrNBqwaP1314fLI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RSoOOfqckpXnyrNBqwaP1314fLI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RSoOOfqckpXnyrNBqwaP1314fLI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RSoOOfqckpXnyrNBqwaP1314fLI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/7WbgOsXN2Kw" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/rudele-din-siberia-fac-o-vizita-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-36863447392276587102010-12-10T11:48:00.000-08:002010-12-10T11:49:05.425-08:002010-12-10T11:49:05.425-08:00Un marinar sta in portul Marsiliei si bea de nu se mai tine pe picioare. Un trecator intra in vorba:<br />- Stiti ca anual mor peste 10 000 de francezi din cauza bauturii?<br />- Nu ma intereseaza! Eu sunt rus...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-3686344739227658710?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/b-PyXTEUeDMiGJ_rZTiHix3Ptwo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/b-PyXTEUeDMiGJ_rZTiHix3Ptwo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/b-PyXTEUeDMiGJ_rZTiHix3Ptwo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/b-PyXTEUeDMiGJ_rZTiHix3Ptwo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/1NTbgKBoBHw" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/un-marinar-in-port.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-1258443459862868212010-12-10T09:11:00.000-08:002010-12-10T09:12:17.301-08:002010-12-10T09:12:17.301-08:00Bula tocmai iese din sediul politiei judetene si epuizat, se sprijina de un pom. Un trecator se apropie de el, intreband:<br />- Nu va suparati, nu stiti unde se bate la masina?<br />- Nu stiu, pe mine m-au batut manual ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-125844345986286821?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UW-eZgDNwBXbxJHptbCug9zRPXc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UW-eZgDNwBXbxJHptbCug9zRPXc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UW-eZgDNwBXbxJHptbCug9zRPXc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UW-eZgDNwBXbxJHptbCug9zRPXc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/__g_1yh7aAE" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/bula-iese-din-sediul-de-politie.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-25479681922598218032010-12-07T04:14:00.000-08:002010-12-07T04:15:27.308-08:002010-12-07T04:15:27.308-08:00Un ceh merge la oftalmolog, care ii arata pe tabla literele: C Z W N O S T A X C Z. -Poti sa citesti asta? il intreaba doctorul.<br />-Daca pot sa citesc? Chiar il cunosc pe tip!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-2547968192259821803?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4LADMSJaokISsGFCMcrYrkJjBDc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4LADMSJaokISsGFCMcrYrkJjBDc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4LADMSJaokISsGFCMcrYrkJjBDc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4LADMSJaokISsGFCMcrYrkJjBDc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/XcrdH7KDq30" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/un-ceh-la-oftalmolog.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-80684046151570197682010-12-06T06:18:00.002-08:002010-12-06T06:19:08.703-08:002010-12-06T06:19:08.703-08:00O pereche sta pe banca in parc. El catre ea:<br />-Pot sa-mi incalzesc miinile intre picioarele tale?<br />Ea: -La urechi nu ti-e frig?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-8068404615157019768?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vGOa_7uVHSG8SjXa6SzMy0yuGqs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vGOa_7uVHSG8SjXa6SzMy0yuGqs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vGOa_7uVHSG8SjXa6SzMy0yuGqs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vGOa_7uVHSG8SjXa6SzMy0yuGqs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/acVKObX00t0" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/o-pereche-pe-o-banca-in-parc.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-53789185707975977842010-12-06T06:18:00.001-08:002010-12-06T06:18:22.807-08:002010-12-06T06:18:22.807-08:00Doi pensionari, prieteni vechi, se regasesc pe o terasa, la "o bericica" rece:<br />- Cum te descurci cu pensia?<br />- Nu prea bine, dar mai si lucrez!<br />- Unde?<br />- Joc in filme erotice pentru batrani.<br />- Si cum te descurci la scenele alea... tari? Mai poti?<br />- Aaa, nu, prietene, acolo avem cascadori!..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-5378918570797597784?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JiIK-1iLdV-i0jT81-AiqjUaFH0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JiIK-1iLdV-i0jT81-AiqjUaFH0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JiIK-1iLdV-i0jT81-AiqjUaFH0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JiIK-1iLdV-i0jT81-AiqjUaFH0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/3-fTLesuodM" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/doi-pensionari-la-bere.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-72928162231442904302010-12-06T06:17:00.001-08:002010-12-06T06:17:53.314-08:002010-12-06T06:17:53.314-08:00Doi prieteni stau de vorba la carciuma: <br />- De ce sa-mi cumpar masina daca toti prietenii mei au si ma pot servi? <br />- Asta i-am spus si eu sotiei tale cand m-a intrebat de ce nu ma insor..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-7292816223144290430?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yZ5-s-VBye18jGlVEkcTgCLOvok/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yZ5-s-VBye18jGlVEkcTgCLOvok/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yZ5-s-VBye18jGlVEkcTgCLOvok/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yZ5-s-VBye18jGlVEkcTgCLOvok/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/B2-QeVmfeaA" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/doi-prieteni-la-carciuma.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-71594947095661298682010-12-06T01:34:00.001-08:002010-12-06T01:34:18.919-08:002010-12-06T01:34:18.919-08:00Un tânăr merge la preot: <br />- Părinte, am venit să mă spovedesc. <br />- Nu este nevoie, ţi-am citit blogul!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-7159494709566129868?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xBMe-rNijyLlVxmkScqoG9FeFqA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xBMe-rNijyLlVxmkScqoG9FeFqA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xBMe-rNijyLlVxmkScqoG9FeFqA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xBMe-rNijyLlVxmkScqoG9FeFqA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/Nn93oBlP85o" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/12/la-spovedit.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-26221285431404797412010-11-30T02:03:00.001-08:002010-11-30T02:03:16.324-08:002010-11-30T02:03:16.324-08:00O femeie facea cumparaturi la supermarket-ul din colt. Cumpara ea o cutie de lapte 1,5%, un carton de oua, o cutie cu suc de portocale, o cutie cu cafea, o salata si niste costita afumata. In timp ce le descarca la casa, vine un tip beat in spatele ei si se uita lung la produse. Apoi spune:<br />- Tu esti mai mult ca sigur singura.<br />Femeia se uita contrariata la produsele de la casa si nu intelege de unde a tras betivul concluzia.<br />- Ai perfecta dreptate, sunt singura, dar de unde ti-ai dat seama?<br />Betivul raspunde clatinandu-se:<br />- Pentru ca esti urata!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-2622128543140479741?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eBxPKcAPhOVMNnhegqxC1uQYXf0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eBxPKcAPhOVMNnhegqxC1uQYXf0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eBxPKcAPhOVMNnhegqxC1uQYXf0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eBxPKcAPhOVMNnhegqxC1uQYXf0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/JCzPiKokEgg" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/11/la-supermarket.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-76647586734337011822010-10-12T06:21:00.000-07:002010-10-12T06:22:49.671-07:002010-10-12T06:22:49.671-07:00Sotul intra in pat si-i sopteste sotiei la ureche: "Sunt fara chiloti"<br />Sotia: "Lasa-ma sa dorm, maine am sa-ti spal o pereche"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-7664758673433701182?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2KBxbDNRqOQT-UGH1iHxBJIsneU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2KBxbDNRqOQT-UGH1iHxBJIsneU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2KBxbDNRqOQT-UGH1iHxBJIsneU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2KBxbDNRqOQT-UGH1iHxBJIsneU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/gjQDb9bjXxk" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/10/sotul-si-sotia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-67597236073588729032010-10-09T01:11:00.001-07:002010-10-09T01:11:46.594-07:002010-10-09T01:11:46.594-07:00Un tip se duce la o prostituata. Dupa ce termina treaba, pleaca si, din usa , ii spune tipei: <br />- Ti-am dat bani falsi! <br />La care tipa raspunde: <br />- Tu sa fii sanatos...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-6759723607358872903?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yO3Cl9vK4VoS1O7IfC11c3OW1Ew/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yO3Cl9vK4VoS1O7IfC11c3OW1Ew/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yO3Cl9vK4VoS1O7IfC11c3OW1Ew/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/yO3Cl9vK4VoS1O7IfC11c3OW1Ew/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/FqVZKp4Zm-w" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/10/un-tip-se-duce-la-o-prostituata.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-70347099609610529102010-10-01T02:19:00.000-07:002010-10-01T02:20:00.112-07:002010-10-01T02:20:00.112-07:00- De unde ai acest minunat inel din aur?<br />- L-am gasit ieri pe o alee, in parc.<br />- Normal ar fi sa te duci sa-l predai la Politie.<br />- N-am cum sa fac asta. In interior este incrustat: "Al tau pe veci."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-7034709960961052910?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/umNmDBBDQwz6p8zBSNN269reSM4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/umNmDBBDQwz6p8zBSNN269reSM4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/umNmDBBDQwz6p8zBSNN269reSM4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/umNmDBBDQwz6p8zBSNN269reSM4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/xmDPFBJek40" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/10/de-unde-ai-acest-inel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-44964516861855471802010-09-05T11:21:00.000-07:002010-09-05T11:22:18.623-07:002010-09-05T11:22:18.623-07:00Băse în maşină cu SPP-istul. Într-un sat calcă o găina.<br />Băse: – Las` că vorbesc eu cu ţăranul şi îi explic că a fost un accident nefericit. O să mă înţeleagă – doar sunt preşedintele ţării.<br />După cinci minute Băse se întoarce bătut măr. Pleacă în trombă mai departe. În satul următor maşina calcă un porc.<br />SPP-istul: – Şefu`, las-că merg eu la ţăran să-i explic.<br />După zece minute se întoarce cu două damigene de vin şi o putină de brânză.<br />Băse. -Ce i-ai spus, mă?<br />SPP-ul: – Că sunt şoferul preşedintelui şi că l-am omorât pe porc. M-a pupat şi mi-a dat astea.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-4496451686185547180?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EKk3rsdu7op-tly8grgrUTeLdYI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EKk3rsdu7op-tly8grgrUTeLdYI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EKk3rsdu7op-tly8grgrUTeLdYI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EKk3rsdu7op-tly8grgrUTeLdYI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/-h6MHJ3v2YA" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/09/basescu-in-masina-cu-spp-istul.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507279989218803504.post-84369307794700912322010-08-31T01:29:00.001-07:002010-08-31T01:29:26.782-07:002010-08-31T01:29:26.782-07:004 persoane intr-un compartiment de tren: un roman, un ungur, o blonda superba si o femeie batrana.<br />La un moment dat trenul intra intr-un tunel. In intuneric se aude sunetul puternic al unei plesnituri. Trenul iese din tunel si ungurul se freca de zor pe fata, avand o mare pata rosie pe obraz.<br />Femeia batrana se gandeste: “Pun pariu ca ungurul a pipait-o pe blonda pe intuneric si aceasta l-a pleznit!”<br />Blonda superba gandeste: “Pun pariu ca ungurul a vrut sa ma pipaie si a nimerit baba, care l-a pleznit!”<br />Ungurul gandeste: “Pun pariu ca romanul a pipait-o pe blonda, dar ea a crezut ca am fost eu si m-a palmuit!”<br />Romanul gandeste: Sper ca mai vine inca un tunel in curand ca sa-i mai dau o palma ungurului!”<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507279989218803504-8436930779470091232?l=centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kwrgZLtBiRfdospTbFtO2A2Mp-k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kwrgZLtBiRfdospTbFtO2A2Mp-k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kwrgZLtBiRfdospTbFtO2A2Mp-k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kwrgZLtBiRfdospTbFtO2A2Mp-k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CentralizatorDeBancuriPrimitePeMessenger/~4/fZ7mlmyfrWw" height="1" width="1"/>Webquasarnoreply@blogger.com0http://centralizatordebancuri.blogspot.com/2010/08/4-persoane-intr-un-tren.html