The Cerebral Itch Blog

Dr. Itch assists the GOP in sourcing a viable candidate.

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:47:00 +0000

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Dr. Itch helps you decide if Rick Santorum is the candidate for you

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:47:00 +0000

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Dr. Itch on dealing with idiots

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:31:00 +0000

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Dr. Itch Proves There Is No God

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:12:00 +0000

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The Debut of Dr. Itch Presents...

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:27:00 +0000

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Some Christmas Science from Cerebral Itch

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 08:15:00 +0000

There's some stuff we need to clear up. Wait till you see the card about Jesus next year.

Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards for you cheap procrastinating bastards

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:17:00 +0000

Just one of the many hilarious offerings we cooked up that have nothing to do with goodwill, Christian teachings or the promise of new beginnings. Yes Virginia, there are those who are as bitter as you.

Free Cerebral Itch Christmas e-cards can be found here.

Christmas tunes giving the gift of depression

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 15:58:00 +0000

Okay, for sheer yule pathos it's hard to deny this little chestnut a place on your mantle of Christmas depression: Judy Garland singing "After the Holidays" on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Watching this force of nature near her booze-soaked end pleading to an imaginary lover who's about to bolt is a bummer on so many levels. The weepy piano tinkling at 1:58 with Judy mock reflecting on Christmases past make this the perfect viewing companion to your fourth straight-up glass of Christmas cheer in an empty room poorly illuminated by a dehydrated tree covered in lights you got at WalMart.

I'm just saying.

CEREBRAL ITCH INVESTIGATION EXCLUSIVE: Super-Villain Magneto runs for President!

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:18:00 +0000

Pixar intro gone so, so very wrong

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 05:54:00 +0000

We find this very funny. If you don't...go away.

"Tesla was the electric Jesus"Drunk history with Duncan Trussel

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:14:00 +0000

There are creative people and then there are CREATIVE people who employ their friends, a camera, some serious production support and get shitfaced in order to bring history alive. Enjoy

Old Spice commercial montage with Terry Crews

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 22:27:00 +0000

This stuff is genius. The only thing we recommend is that you crank your volume all the way up. It's a little hard to hear the audio on these.

Free iPad e-cards from Cerebral Itch

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 23:01:00 +0000

So instead of shooting up an Apple store because were a trifle bitter about not having our own iPad to play with today, we decided to play with ourselves...wait...um...what we meant is that we designed nine new hilarious e-cards all about the iPad. And for all you iPad haters out there, these cards are decidedly pro-iPad. So take your shitty netbooks and go back to your room and wait for the Chrome tablet or better yet, that Windows thing.

If Saul Bass did the Star Wars Credits

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:06:00 +0000

I know it's been around a while, but damn it, it's genius.

Books on paper? feh

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:23:00 +0000

Take time to watch this clever presentation about the demise of publishing.

Remember, people of a certain time also thought talkies were going to ruin silent "cinema" and television was going to kill all preceding media. It's all about change and making information more robust. Check it:

Tron Legacy Trailer

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:56:00 +0000

Sweet Jesus - this is going to be good.

The best Oscar acceptance speech ever.OSCARS 2010 Original Score Acceptance Speech by Michael Giacchino

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:15:00 +0000

Find more videos like this on Soundtrack Fans

I've been a big fan of this man's work (most notably his work on The Incredibles) and now I am a fan of the man himself. His speech last night was not only one of humility and class, but one that celebrated his parents and most importantly, a child's creative spirit.

You know iTunes sucks when you can't find sweet cuts like this one

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:26:00 +0000

Seriously, fire this up and drink in the fact these people have nuclear weapons.

The Cerebral Itch Valentine's Day iPhone app is now on Sale

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:04:00 +0000

So we're really getting the hang of this app making thing. So much so, we just launched our latest e-card app for Valentine's Day. There are 28 cards to choose from and divided up amongst two themes: Single & Bitter and In Love & Delusional. Straight or gay, happy or sad you're bound to find a few e-cards that will make this sham of a holiday a bit more enjoyable.

New Holiday e-Cards for 2009 - some of our best

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:20:00 +0000

Far be it from us to rest on our laurels; plus, far be it from us to not create some more yuletide hilarity while blasted on a little Christmas cheer. And don't worry, we're not stopping with polyorchidism-saddled elves, Santa ass-slapping and boobies. Oh no, we're just getting warmed up for the season.

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:52:00 +0000

Interstellar debris could really spruce the place up; I'm just sayin'.

"We got hosed"

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:00:00 +0000

The most factual (and hysterical) historical re-enactment of Thanksgiving you're ever going to see; courtesy of our unwitting youth.

Jesus, those pre-colonial crackers were bastards.

Polanksi - Chris Hansen Mash Up - God bless the Internets

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:12:00 +0000

Man, that little weasel is so screwed.

Who knew it was this easy to tighten your vagina

noreply@blogger.com (Cerebral Itch) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 04:22:00 +0000

Look, it's Saturday night and I've been hitting the rosé - You click on one trashy banner ad you click on them all.

Well, there was this one that said "unleash your true sexual being". I'm thinking "what the hell - The wife's got a cold, it's Saturday night, I'll double down on that" and bingo! I hit the comedy jackpot.

Apparently there's this product that every sexually active male should be buying by the stone and keeping handy in the nightstand. Thanks to the Nobel Laureates over at St. Botanica, the loose vagina is no longer destined to be the butt of jokes (do I really need to point out that I combined "butt" and "vagina" in the same sentence?). Yes, according to their claims, they have concocted a tincture that will "help in Tighten and Restore the grip of Vagina" (I personally love that they elevate the vagina to a proper noun).

Rejoice Ladies, for there is an elixir that will do so much more than tighten and it is available for only $150 (12 tubes). The webpage for this product is a paper towel roll-long litany of claims that if true, I see St. Botanica banging out an AIDS and cancer cure in the next couple of weeks.

Personally, I think this kind of witchcraft is detestable. And girls, if truth be told, men think of vaginas like landings. Any one you can walk away from is a good one. Actually, if you can't walk away from the former, even better.