OFFICIALLY THICK [ Are You Official? ]

We're Coming Back!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 15:56:00 +0000

I know it's been said a number of times, but this time I am more serious than ever. Stay tuned. More details coming soon.

JOIN US ON FACEBOOK!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Wed, 26 May 2010 07:34:00 +0000

While we have an insane amount of followers over on MySpace, we just recently joined Facebook.

We don't have enough "fans" yet to determine our username, so here are three quick steps to adding us to your Facebook account:

1.) Log in to your Facebook
2.) In the "Search" box at the top, type in "Officially Thick" and hit search.
3.) Click on the "Like" link and you'll be automatically added to our friends list.

If you're not too familiar with Facebook or if you're confused at all, leave a message and we will get back to you.

We're Back!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 07:35:00 +0000

Alright, so I know Officially THICK hasn't been popping as much as I had originally hoped for this new year. But, I'm back to rejuvenate the site and serve up a nice peace offering for the amount of time it has been since the last post.

So, with that being said, see that picture to the left? Well, let peace start and watch quite possibly one of the hottest video finds we've had in awhile RIGHT HERE.

Peace be with you as well, and we will see you soon!

Merry Christmas From Officially Thick!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:03:00 +0000

From all of us here at Officially Thick we would like to thank each and every single one of you for continuing to show love and support for our website and wish you all a very merry Christmas.

With the coming year fast approaching we realize that we've really slacked off in our updates, features, so on and so forth. With that being said, we are definitely looking forward to starting the new year off right and bringing back Officially Thick to the powerhouse it was and still can be.

Again, we wish all of you and your family and friends a very merry Christmas!

Should We Make Our Way To Facebook?

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:56:00 +0000

Here at Officially Thick we like to make sure we have as much possible interaction with all of our fans.

While MySpace will serve as our main headquarters, we also have a Twitter account that we rarely log-in to. But, who knows, maybe that will change in the near future.

With that being said, is it time for Officially Thick to makes its way to Facebook? Vote now in our newest poll!

Did Someone Say Amateur Friday?

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 08:41:00 +0000

Well, probably not, considering it's a feature we just sort of thought about right now.

Friday always signals the end of the work week, a relief for many of us. It also means that the weekend is officially here and it's time to party. So, from now on we want to start your weekend off right by featuring a few amateur photos we found roaming around the internet that completely blew our minds.

Have a great weekend everyone, you're welcome.

Lexi Marie Would Like To Personally Thank You

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:09:00 +0000

We know that you probably spent the better half of your Wednesday afternoon and night gawking at Lexi Marie and her amazing triple-D tits, but we decided to up the stakes just a little bit more.

Lexi Marie would like to thank all of you so far that have responded to her feature here on Officially Thick, as well as visiting her MySpace and official phone sex line, by releasing an exclusive video to everyone here on our website.

Yeah, the photos were amazing, but watching her rub those beautiful things in person, well, nothing compares to that!

UP & CUMMING, Lexi Marie

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:29:00 +0000

We have always prided ourselves in the fact that Officially Thick is a very diverse website with one main goal in mind; to celebrate the beauty and sexuality of thick, beautiful women. With our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Lexi Marie, our goal remains the same.

Although we would love to sit back and say that we discovered Lexi Marie on our own, it would be a lie. She is already an established business on her own, boasting an amazingly popular YouTube website and her own phone sex operation, we're sure your fascination with this thick beauty won't stop here.

Sit back and relax while Lexi Marie dedicated her photos in homage to her love for the retro pinup beauties of the past!

URL's:
http://www.myspace.com/busty_cam_brat_lexi
http://www.PerfectPhoneSexPrincess.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/FetishLexi

MEASUREMENTS?
42-30-38

Official MySpace Friend Count?
4,195

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
I don't have one. I am not a huge fan of porn unless I am in it. But I do like to look at solo pictures of Memphis Monroe.

What model or individual inspires you?
The idea and feel of the 1950's pinup girls and early bondage models are the current fuel to my fire! I love how so much focus was put into their curves and pretty eyes. I think the innocence behind the photo sets is something I would personally love to re-enact.

What do you think is your best physical feature?
My eyes, hands down. That's where you can see the emotion in my pictures. But on the flip side my rack is also lovely!

What makes thick women sexy?
Sexy is not a matter of size. It's how you hold yourself, how you dress, and how your makeup looks. Honestly though, if you have a busted up face, you can be thick or thin, but you will still be ugly as sin. [laughs]

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
Whatever comes my way.

What made you hook up with Officially THICK?
The owners came and found me and asked me to model. I'm special! [smiles]

If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

Officially Thick Loves Our La'Chele Marie

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:03:00 +0000

Now I could sit here and try and list all of the perks that I have over running OfficiallyThick.com, but without a doubt one of the biggest treats is to have one of our first ladies be La'Chele Marie.

Check out the latest photos that La'Chele took exclusively for us here at Officially Thick. You don't have to thank us, but you can do something for our girl.

Right now La'Chele is competing for a model of the month spot over at Platinum Plus Online. All you have to do is scroll to the bottom of their website and vote for our first lady, La'Chele Marie. She's currently in the lead with 76% of the votes, so let's make sure it stays that way!

We Love The Striptease: Thick Edition!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:56:00 +0000

Now, a lot of women out there claim to have the 'hour-glass' shape, yet in reality simply don't. Well, we found this girl giving a striptease that is worth all 2 minutes and 11 seconds of viewing pleasure.

Behold, the epitome of the hour-glass shape!

UP & CUMMING, Hipnodik

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:46:00 +0000

The dictionary defines hypnosis as an artificially induced altered state of consciousness. Yeah, that's kind of how we felt the first time we saw our latest Up & Cumming girl, Hip*nod*ik.

Hip*nod*ik has been a familiar face at Officially Thick for a very long time. We've always tried to get her featured on our website, but for whatever reason, technical or personal, things have never been able to take shape.

That all changes now as we are extremely proud to feature this busty beauty right here at Officially Thick!

MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/oneandonlymshipnodik

Measurements:
40-38-52

Official MySpace Friend Count:
4,021

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
Pinky, 'nuff said!

What model or individual inspires you?
The model that inspires me the most is Elke. She is always on point. Sexy, but not ever trashy, and I admire that about her.

What do you think is your best physical feature?
I'm going to have to say my bum, for obvious reasons. [laughs]

What makes thick women sexy?
I personally don’t think that thin is sexy. I think meat on the bones is hot as hell. But I also am a firm believer in confidence. No matter how stunning the woman, if she doesn’t have confidence, I don’t classify them as sexy. A confident, thick woman is the best kind. That’s sexy!

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
Anything from print, to artistic, to runway. I want to be as widespread in the modeling industry as possible. I have big goals for myself!

What made you hook up with OfficiallyThick.com?
I love how O.T. represents thick women. So many places represent thick women in a negative manner. Officially Thick shows people how beautiful a thick woman is, and that it should be recognized. So I decided to be a part of it and help that movement.

If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

UP & CUMMING, Daphne Daniels

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:04:00 +0000

Our latest UP & CUMMING feature showcases an individual woman that we feel really does not need much of an introduction. With her amazing 50" ass and 44DD breasts, our latest feature has a thriving adult film career, has walked the red carpet of the Urban Spice Awards, and continues to sky rocket toward fame. Officially Thick would like to welcome, Daphne Daniels.

With her soft skin and beautiful curves it's no wonder that Daphne has taken the adult modeling world by storm. She's been featured over 20 times in film and print and continues to take on numerous projects.

We are extremely happy she had a few moments to sit down with us and answer a few questions as well as release never before seen photos, exclusive to OfficiallyThick.com!

MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/daphnedanielsxxx

Measurements:
44DD-44-48

Official MySpace Friend Count?
1,831

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
Shyla Styles, Jasmine Cashmere, Jake Steed [laughs], Steven French, Justin Slayer, Prince Yashua.

What model of individual inspires you?
No one in particular. I have never looked to anyone for inspiration. I just do me and give props when props are due to my fellow plus-size/BBW models in the business.

What do you think is your best physical feature?
My smile and my breasts.

What makes thick women sexy?
I think men find confident, thick women sexy. We're soft, thick in all the right places, and we have the best pussy! [laughs]

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
Mainstream and adult modeling.

What made you hook up with OfficiallyThick.com?
I wanted to support! I just thought it wouldn't hurt being another sexy supporter of the thick women movement. [smiles]

If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

After You Love Your Striptease

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:41:00 +0000

Now, we all know that once you've thrown that money, that money is gone forever. But after she's picked it all up, where does it go? Well, thanks to this beautiful video, we all now know where all the money goes!

Who Doesn't Love A Good Striptease?

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:17:00 +0000

Any guy walking this earth that says he doesn't enjoy a good striptease would be considered a damn liar. I'll admit it, not only am I fan of the striptease, I'm in love with it!

That's why we've decided to unveil a new fun feature here at Officially Thick; We Love The Striptease.

Instead of talking about what this feature will include, why don't we just show you? Enjoy!

Officially Thick Invades Twitter!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:41:00 +0000

So you all know that we have to stay at the forefront of technology and social networks to make sure we bring you thick girls as often as we can.

We've been asked numerous times if we had an official Twitter page, and the answer was always no. Well, that is until now.

You can find the Officially Thick Twitter page at
http://twitter.com/officiallythick.

We're rapidly approaching 6,000 friends on MySpace, and we would like to invite each and every single one of you to join us on Twitter!

UP & CUMMING, Molly

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:49:00 +0000

We know it's been awhile since we've had any major features here at Officially Thick, but that all changes now! We are currently putting the finishing touches on 3-4 new features and we're kicking it all off with our newest UP & CUMMING girl, Molly.

Don't let her sweet and innocent face fool you! Molly might be 'a country girl from Texas, but she doesn't mind showing off her beautiful curves.

So we sat down with Molly in our usual UP & CUMMING interview style and fell head over heels when we found out not only does she have amazing 40DD's, but she loves Jenna Jameson too! Honestly, who doesn't?

MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/mjwildflower

Measurements:
40DD-30-40

Official MySpace Friend Count:
104

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
Bella Donna and Jenna Jameson

What model or individual inspires you?
Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith

What do you think is your best physical feature?
My eyes, smile and definitely my curves! [smile]

What makes thick women sexy?
Thick women are just naturally sexy! Plus we have more confidence and that is very sexy.

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
Anything with the exception of totally nude, but really close!

What made you hook up with Officially THICK?
I hooked up with Officially Thick because it has always been my dream to model and I thought that it was about time someone noticed us thick and sexy women! [smiles]

If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

Lisa Sparxxx Is Coming And We Want You To Help!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:34:00 +0000

Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen, you read that right. The one and only, world-famous adult film-star Lisa Sparxxx will be making her way to Officially Thick! We will be conducting an interview with Lisa and we want you to help us with it!

How are you going to help us, you ask? Well, that's simple. We're going to take a mere 5 of the best user-submitted questions for Lisa Sparxxx and include them in our interview.

After you think of the perfect question for this busty beauty, head on over to your e-mail account and send a[n] e-mail to us at certifiedthick@gmail.com with the headline, "Lisa Sparxxx Question".

Not too sure about what you'd like to ask Lisa? Well, maybe you'll think of something after watching this...

Don't Worry, We're Back!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Thu, 07 May 2009 07:10:00 +0000

We know that we may have lost some of you due to a lack of updates and fresh content around here, but please, rest assure, we are back on track and will be updating you with content very soon!

We've currently got a ton of features and models in the final stages of making their Officially THICK debut. We promised that 2009 was going to be a milestone year for Officially THICK and we're not about to let any of you down!

...And We're Back!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 07:53:00 +0000

Damn, we've been on 'vacation' for way too long! But we have to admit, we're more than happy to be back. You can expect all of the updates you've cum to know and love here at Officially THICK to start up again very soon.

We have 3 or 4 new UP & CUMMING / Features coming your way. So, make sure you start up your daily visits once again to Officially THICK to see what we have up our sleeves.

UP & CUMMING, Sillk

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:29:00 +0000

Our latest UP & CUMMING exotic beauty comes to us with a smile that could melt your heart and a 40DDD chest that could send it pumping faster than it ever has before.

We here at Officially THICK would like to welcome our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Sillk.

Sillk has an amazing personality that rivals her beauty. She is without a doubt one of the nicest and most down to earth women we've had the pleasure of featuring so far. She has quite the fan base to prove it. In fact, we consider ourselves pretty big fans of Sillk's webcam shows, but we can hardly get in a word or two before the room is already filled. Just an FYI Sillk, we're still waiting on our private show!

Sit back, relax, and join us as we debut our latest UP & CUMMING featuring Sillk.

MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/lovelysillk

MEASUREMENTS?
40DDD-36-58

Official MySpace Friend Count?
390 - not bad for only being on Myspace for just 'a month.

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
The late Bettie Page.

What model or individual inspires you?
Queen Latifah. She was probably the first plus-size model to actually make herself known and be a cover girl.

What do you think is your best physical feature?
Has to be between my eyes and my smile! No, I have never had braces. [smiles]

What makes thick women sexy?
Beside the fact that we actually have meat on our bones. We actually hold ourselves more confidently and I also love how we can make everyone in the room look at us, even women, when we wear something sexy.

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
I'm interested in anything from fully clothed modeling to almost completely naked. I like to keep my panties on. No porn, sorry guys.

What made you hook up with Officially THICK?
I found Officially THICK on Myspace and I said, "what the heck! Why not!" [laughs] I actually did like the website though and I thought I could make it prettier.

If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

Officially THICK Welcomes Hot Laskan Stallion!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:02:00 +0000

It has been a long time in the making, but Officially THICK would like to welcome to our family of official models, Hot Laskan Stallion!

There are not enough words to describe how we feel about our latest addition. She has one of the greatest personalities we've ever come across and she displays a stunning beauty that could rival any other woman out there.

We ask that all of you join us in celebrating her coming aboard and show a[n] unending amount of love and support for our latest model here at Officially THICK, Hot Laskan Stallion!

HTTP://WWW.OFFICIALLYTHICK.COM!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 06:05:00 +0000

That's right ladies and gentlemen, it's time to update your bookmarks, because we can now be found at our new URL, www.Officiallythick.com.

It's a big day for our website, because it means that we have taken the leap forward with Officially THICK and are serious about making 2009 a[n] unforgettable year!

We plan on branching out in more ways than you can even imagine. We ask that all of you that have continued to support us these past months continue to do so. For those of you that are new to Officially THICK, we welcome all of you and are glad that you stopped by.

Stick with us this year as we take Officially THICK to a whole new level!

What To Expect From Officially THICK In 2009

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:21:00 +0000

First off, we hope that each and every one of you had a fun and safe time ringing in the new year. With that being said, let's look into the future for what Officially THICK will be working on for 2009.

This passed year we saw an amazing amount of success happen at our website. We had amazing numbers, the most exciting of which was surpassing 100,000 page views in under a years time.

Although it was an amazing year, we can only look ahead to the great things that will be happening around here in just a short time.

Officially THICK will be back within the next few days with 2 new UP & CUMMING features, the unveiling of our new Officially THICK model, our first contest, and where you can locate us at our new home.

See you soon!

UP & CUMMING, Summer

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:07:00 +0000

Whoever said, "a handful is too much," we'd seriously like to slap right across the face. Why? Because our latest thick girl Summer proves that more than a handful is just the right amount!

With her infectious smile, beautiful curves, and natural 40DDD breasts, Summer is a perfect Certified THICK candidate.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the interview we conducted with our latest UP & CUMMING girl on her official Certified THICK debut!

MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/theoriginalsummer

MEASUREMENTS?
40DDD-32-46

Official MySpace Friend Count?
6,525 and counting.

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
Mr. Marcus, Pinky, and Jacelin Fyne.

What model or individual inspires you?
All the confident, thick women doing their thing inspire me.

What do you think is your best physical feature?
My eyes, lips, breasts, and thighs.

What makes thick women sexy?
No one can touch the swagger of a curvy, confident woman. Thick women are naturally sexy.

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
Anything that does not involve full nudity.
[Editor's Note: That makes all of us here at Certified THICK very sad!]

What made you hook up with Certified THICK?
I love what you guys are doing! It’s about time someone featured sexy, curvy, thick, voluptuous women.

If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

The Week of Christmas At Certified THICK!

noreply@blogger.com (Officially THICK) — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:34:00 +0000

So it's been over a week since our last post, don't kill us! We come bearing gifts.

This coming week is Christmas, which is on a Thursday. So, to celebrate we will be giving you all three new UP & CUMMING features starting this Monday.

But it doesn't end there!

On Thursday, Christmas Day, we will be announcing our new official Certified THICK model. We're not going to reveal quite yet who she is, but we promise you all that you won't be disappointed.

See ya' Monday for the kick off of our extra special Christmas week!

[Christmas photo courtesy of the always beautiful Kila Kitty. Visit her MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/officialkilakitty.]