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"And now..." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:44:19 GMT

And now CNN actually runs an article about people seeing Michael Fucking Jackson's face in clouds. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS "NEWS"?

"And..." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:32:13 GMT

And Billy Mays is dead. At least his death won't be all over the news as much as freaky-boy's.

"What the fuck?" by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:02:31 GMT

The circus and freak show that was Michael Jackson's life continues after his death.

"Aaaand..." by The Maitre d' on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Maitre d' — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:01:05 GMT

Now it's spawning its own little related weird news stories. Guess where.

(Hint: so much weird news comes out of this state, it has its own Fark tag.)

"Needless complication" by The Maitre d' on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Maitre d' — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:38:23 GMT

Yes, it sort of is.

However, I want one less excuse for not posting articles. :) I don't want to be the problem.

"And..." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:18:08 GMT

And, well, it's the whole "HTML source" view that screwed things up. Even in source view it automatically adds tags that I don't want and make things look all manner of stupid (because when you go back into an article, it opens it in WYSIWYG mode). The whole thing seems to be needlessly complicated.

"Except..." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:16:34 GMT

Except that I'd already gone back and done that with div tags.

"WYSIWYG" by The Maitre d' on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Maitre d' — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:05:45 GMT

Yes, it does. But for people who don't know/don't want to deal with HTML it's a nice feature. And you can switch it to HTML Source view anyway.

Oh, I went back and added some margins to your images so they don't run into the text.

"Oh, and..." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:50:40 GMT

And your much-vaunted WSWIG editor for articles screws things up in all manner of ways.

"Guh." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:45:44 GMT

Okay, never hit "reload" to check an edit right after posting a comment.

"Liar." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:44:27 GMT

Why do you spread your malicious lies about poor little me?

"Liar." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:42:21 GMT

Why do you spread your malicious lies about poor little me?

"Liar." by The Chef on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Chef — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:38:54 GMT

Why do you spread your malicious lies about poor little me?

"I disagree." by The Maitre d' on "Glinda the Good Witch Dies; CNN Fails"

The Maitre d' — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:30:15 GMT

Normally, I try to be the positive sort and make the attempt to believe the best of folks.

Bull-farking-crap, sir.

"Actually, yes." by The Chef on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Chef — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:47:56 GMT

Oh, he did.

"Actually, no." by The Maitre d' on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Maitre d' — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:13:36 GMT

I don't think he said that.

"You know who also said that?" by The Chef on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Chef — Wed, 06 May 2009 02:01:08 GMT

You know who also said that? Hitler, that's who.

"Well..." by The Maitre d' on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Maitre d' — Tue, 05 May 2009 19:58:25 GMT

Considering how weird and eclectic I am, I may be the only person who actually qualified as "like me."

Actually, I think everyone else needs to answer for their bias against people who are like me.

"No, I don't think so." by The Chef on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Chef — Tue, 05 May 2009 19:12:18 GMT

No, I think your bias against everyone not like you is pretty clear.

"Allegedly..." by The Maitre d' on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Maitre d' — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:09:53 GMT

I think you're reading things into my posts that aren't there. Perhaps projecting your own biases into things that other people say?

"Allegedly..." by The Chef on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Chef — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:26:24 GMT

Something that allegedly never existed. And your bias against brown people and the rest shows in every post.

"Re:Suuuure" by The Maitre d' on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Maitre d' — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:48:58 GMT

I'm not biased against any of those types of people. In fact, I am one of those types of people. And cat people aren't real.

I can't take down something that never existed in the first place.

"Suuure...." by The Chef on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Chef — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:51:54 GMT

Sure you are. We believe you. You're not biased against brown people, Asian people, cat people, fat people, or anyone else.

So, have you taken the Nazi flag down from the wall of your garage yet?

"Not really." by The Maitre d' on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Maitre d' — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:38:42 GMT

I'm not talking about it as a matter of my own preference, I'm talking about about public opinion.

"Imported from where?" by The Chef on "Will Dylan Eat It: Edible Easter Grass"

The Chef — Mon, 04 May 2009 12:39:25 GMT

And, if you think about some of the other places Wal-Mart imports their products from... well, it'd probably be marketing suicide to emblazon that on the front of the bag.

Now you're just being racist.