Chainsaw Buffet Podcast

Live from MTAC 2009: The Man Power, The Notorious MSG, and The Slants

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 05:22:49 GMT

Possibly the single largest guest list we've ever had. The members of The Man Power, The Notorious MSG, and The Slants sit down with John, Charlie, and Dylan at Middle Tennessee Anime Convention to talk about their music, anime, and other important matters.

The Man Power: http://www.myspace.com/themanpower

The Notorious MSG: http://www.notoriousmsg.com/

The Slants: http://www.theslants.com/

MTAC: http://www.mtac.net/

Intro music: Vice Versus Virtue by The Slants

Live from MTAC: Thursday Night

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:30:37 GMT

Charlie, Dylan, and John sit down for a few minutes and discuss driving, press passes, and almost dying in a tornado. Fun times... fun times.

Eat The Worm

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:58:03 GMT

Catching up. John and 15-year-old anime women. Legal woes of pix messaging. WoW jumps the shark? Everyone but Dylan agrees: Fallout 3 and Fable II suck. Tequila worm suckers. Wasabi tastes like bee stings. Second Life has a point? CAT EDIT! Playstation Home: beware of gay German dudes. Another round of XBox 360 vs. PS3. XNA: neat idea, but lots of crap. Porn spam on the work phone. Torgo is on vacation. Affirmative Action patch notes. Outliers.

Music: Lost in Space by Sonic Mystery (http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/38075)

Sound effect by nicStage (http://www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=2408)

Chainsaw Buffet at Kajonk-A-Con 2008

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:56:02 GMT

Yes, it's late and the audio quality likely leaves something to be desired, but here it is: our episode recorded at Kajonk-A-Con 2008 in Knoxville, TN. We start out with our live podcast (where Chad drags in hapless congoers for witty repartee), and finish up with our interview with Damian Zannini, the organizer of KAC.

Music: Curse of Ice by Weirdland (http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/1939)

Friendly Reminders for Black Friday Shopping

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:28:55 GMT

The Best Buy Incident. yourmomssexy@chainsawbuffet.com. Dylan fails at guerilla marketing. John on the First Amendment: "what the hell is your problem, motherf@#$er?" Sow the seeds of chaos! Most misleading coupon EVAR. Venom energy drink: it's a can that opens like a bottle! John is President John Henry Eden. I've got to go put a gun in my mouth now... I'm everything I hate. Bacteria porn. Eat more turducken.

Music: El Diablo by Countdown (http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/countdown)

We've Got Moxie

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:51:37 GMT

Activision sucks! Drink Moxie or I'll f-ing kill you. We'll all be dead soon. I was a dumb, dumb child. Candy corn soda is liquid Rock Revolution. We don't have listeners. PODCAST@CHAINSAWBUFFET.COM. Mike's done with rhythm games. Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives. Dead Space. Fallout 3. Fable II. Jen just killed the podcast. Nathan's cell phone. In the recession, there is no place for novelty soda. Folklore. Little Big Planet. Valkyria Chronicles. Cancelling World of Warcraft accounts. The Cloud--it's magic.

Music: I'm So Young off Electric Funky Promo from Psydom Recordz (http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/24850)

The Chainsaw Buffet Horror Picture Show

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:02:40 GMT

The crew plans out a cheesy home horror movie they're going to film the week before Halloween. "We typically don't script at all--we just do the general outline and ad lib." Mike's ninja movies. Bastardized Guitar Hero controllers. Voltron versus monster. Video podcasts? Scary Movie 4. More railing against Blue Dragon. Mana Energy Drink still tastes terrible.

Music: Monolithic Pillars by Monolithe (http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/monolithe)

Doom, Gloom, and Optimus Prime

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:20:44 GMT

By Chad's logic, we should shut down Chainsaw Buffet. Dylan breaks his caffeine fast. URNATION. Peelander Z coffee. Transformers Animated. Optimus Prime is not a firetruck nor is he a f**king gorilla. Warhawk: buy it for the Bluetooth headset. Burnout Paradise. EA, why do you love the terrorists? More Zune talk. Alestorm: pirate metal. Amazon MP3 rocks, iTunes sucks. The Christmas Clock. Dylan sucks at the musical taste. Stock market and economic crisis. Breast cancer awareness month. "I wish I had had a cool type of cancer--one that people like." The pink ribbon mafia. Should we do a cancer podcast? Pan's Labyrinth.

Music: A Lomos del Dragon Blanco by Carlos Saura (http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/carlosaura)

Moo Spew

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:06:26 GMT

THE GALLON CHALLENGE: you have one hour to drink a gallon of milk, and one more hour to keep it down. This episode, we attempt the challenge while doing a podcast. Were we successful? Listen and find out.

Goofy-handed straight-chug style. The Gallon Challenge as part of Ninja Warrior: is anyone at G4 listening? Nathan loves The Force Unleashed but hates Dead or Alive. Let's give out all our passwords on the podcast! The Rock Band double-strum bass. Cartoon Network cancelling Toonami: this will be the second time Atlanta burns! Anime on Adult Swim... not so much anymore. Prizes, prizes, prizizes (offernotvalidanywhereever). Organic milk versus normal milk. Eureka Seven makes John barf. The Drunken Unicorn concert at AWA. Quaff. Peelander Red rides Charlie. The psychology of "Mad Tiger." Tsu Shi Ma Me Re: BILF material... "She has the devil in her, and I would very much like to meet that devil." Mike's new Zune. WE MOCK THOSE WHO CHALLENGE OUR PODCAST! Never assume a man does not have fire-breathing ninjas at his disposal. iPod and the Zangief-spinning-piledriver you have to do to use it. My PSP still services all my multimedia needs. "Save the tatas": the best anti-cancer slogan ever invented. The new Nintendo handheld: coming soon? Virtual Boy! "I am a liar, and I don't know who would have told you different." F**k Mega Man 9. CHEESEBURGER!

Music: HYPE (http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/hype)

World of Braidcraft

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:25:09 GMT

Braid is not a game. Mana Energy Potion--now with horrible side effects! YOGU-TIMEU! Ginseng drink: a Lovecraftian monster in a bottle. Refrigeration drinking enhances flavor. The Gallon Challenge! Pre-order fights. Listener emails... from Russia. Time flows differently in podcast land. Digg, approve our podcast already. BRAID SPOILERS--what does it mean? Grenade down the pants. World of Warcraft is one of the worst offenders.

Music: "Oh No, Babe" (2007) by SaReGaMa (http://www.jamendo.com/artist/saregama/)

Simon Young from The Slants: On Location from Anime Weekend Atlanta

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:21:31 GMT

On a special two-part episode of the Chainsaw Buffet Podcast, we travel to Anime Weekend Atlanta to talk with The Man Power (http://www.myspace.com/themanpower) and Simon Young of The Slants (http://www.theslants.com/) about their music, bands, and interests (including, of course, anime). Having seen their shows and met them at MTAC this year, there were already some big fans among the Chainsaw Buffet crew.

The Slants are an Oregon-based band whose genre-defying music combines high-energy beats with sophisticated lyrics. Combined with their killer, fire-breathing stage shows, they're an unstoppable force of the music scene.

The Man Power: On Location from Anime Weekend Atlanta

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:00:00 GMT

On a special two-part episode of the Chainsaw Buffet Podcast, we travel to Anime Weekend Atlanta to talk with The Man Power (http://www.myspace.com/themanpower) and Simon Young of The Slants (http://www.theslants.com/) about their music, bands, and interests (including, of course, anime). Having seen their shows and met them at MTAC this year, there were already some big fans among the Chainsaw Buffet crew.

Hailing from Nashville, the Man Power is anything but country. In fact, if you said that to their face, I'm pretty sure they'd melt your face off with their killer otaku-flavored rock stylings, and then blow your mind with their pandemonium-inducing performances on stage. Kneel before the awesomeness that is the Man Power!!

Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Mana Kills

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Milk and Bread! Summer Gases. Pussy-in-a-can. Mana SHOCK! Sporeacide. Irreducible complexity. Kill-a-mouse calculator. Old people. No animal shall wear clothes. Steven doesn't answer call from Tennessee. Pikachu trade rates. USA > Japan. Sarah Palin on Ann Coulter action. Jennifer Aniston like short men. EA takes Potter's Staff. Altas is your father. Spot it, do something else.

Music: "Pass away" by Stromble Fix (http://www.jamendo.com/artist/stromble.fix/)

Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Con of the Dragon

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Intros. Crap Tuesdays. Dylan's drinking problems. The Beverage Conspiracy. PAX vs DC. Exposed Genitalia. Cobra!!!! Tracy Hickman's Sexual Status. Peter S. Beagle Must Die! No one messes with Adam We! Zoe teh hotness. Voltaire spanking.

Music Credit: freak power by Melt (http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/melt)

Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Yoohoo in a Dirty Glass

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Mega-low-mart. Mooooose. Stay puff. Throw away stats. Mmmm, bacon sub. 17 vibrators. Hi Mom! Phelps Ninja looting. Baby's first RPG. Why fix what's broken? Nothing says love like phat loot. Boomerang t0t@1y pw0ns Shredder. SoCAL IV > DOA. Clicking and loot. Tom Nook: burn and die!

Music from Paul Finley (http://www.paulfinleymusic.com/). Used under Creative Commons.

Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Extreme Citrus Backwash!

podcast@chainsawbuffet.com (ChainsawBuffet.com) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:13:08 GMT

Enough energy drinks to make a moose's heart explode. 3p1c F41l in being Dad. Communists and Dragons. The Guitar Gods died for your r0xx0rz. Vurp. "Yeah, I played it. Shut up." Madden Forever. Turducken. Bulimic Kirby. Anorexic Fat Princess. Chrono Trigger is the best game ever! Aerith dies. King Captain Picard makes it so.