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Here's what we're serving up fresh today...en-usPyRSS2Gen-1.0.0http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rsshttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/images/logo.pnghttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/449104Chainsaw Buffet Logohttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/7HOc5kH5zVE/soup-of-the-day-20<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/innernorris.jpg"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/innernorris_small.jpg" alt="Inner Chuck Norris" /></a>The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-20Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:42:11 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-20http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/M6GvXBPoPUI/soup-of-the-day-19<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/label-fail.jpg"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/label-fail-small.jpg" alt="Label Fail" /></a>The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-19Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:36:15 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-19http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/iBj0IIFi2KE/soup-of-the-day-18<a href="/pics/snake/snakehooptie1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/snakehooptie_sm.png" border=0></a> <p><b><a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/snakehooptie/">LEGEND OF THE SNAKE HOOPTIE!</a></b>The Chefsoup-of-the-day-18Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:28:14 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-18http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/mFsbxlZ1QyM/soup-of-the-day-17<img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/ol-glory-energy.jpg" alt="Ol' Glory Energy Drink" /><br /> Ol' Glory Energy Drink: If you drink anything else, you obviously hate America.The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-17Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:30:17 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-17http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/b6AH7hYpLzo/soup-of-the-day-16<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/fatimus.jpg"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/fatimus_sm.jpg" border=0 alt="Fatimus Prime"></a><p align=center>Fatimus Prime says, "Autobots, transform and roll out...to Waffle House!"The Chefsoup-of-the-day-16Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:53:44 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-16http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/kL4yQAyonww/soup-of-the-day-15<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/maplebacon.jpg"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/maplebacon_sm.jpg" border=0 alt="Maple-Flavored Bacon"></a><p align=center>"You don't like maple-flavored bacon? Then fuck you!"</p>The Chefsoup-of-the-day-15Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:51:46 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-15http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/ysg7YJrUYqc/soup-of-the-day-14<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="/pics/soupoftheday/tonystarkcave.jpg" alt="Tony Stark built this in a cave!" /><br />It's true. He did.</div>The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-14Wed, 28 May 2008 11:16:30 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-14http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/dfmvA7MSdIE/soup-of-the-day-4<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/tasteslikepoo2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/tasteslikepoo.jpg" alt="Oh, God, it's burning my brain!" border=0 /></a><br />It tastes like poo! Oh, God, it's dissolving my brain!The Chefsoup-of-the-day-4Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:48:02 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-4http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/LWdWS9Wp-dQ/soup-of-the-day-13<p><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/ocean-cat.jpg" alt="Cat versus ocean" /><br /> From <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/01/wsurf101.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox">"Peruvian surfing cat is making waves"</a></p>The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-13Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:44:37 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-13http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/WA9Br_oktBw/soup-of-the-day-5<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/paranoia.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/paranoia_sm.jpg" alt="Extreme paranoia is total awareness." border=0></a>The Chefsoup-of-the-day-5Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:10:35 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-5http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/uRU-jf2Jc54/soup-of-the-day-12<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/haveacoke.jpg" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/haveacoke_sm.jpg" alt="Have a fucking Coke." border=0> </a> <p>"Have a Coke. No, really. I insist."The Chefsoup-of-the-day-12Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:03:04 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-12http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/jB-joq7ls_g/soup-of-the-day-11<strong>From a recent IM conversation:</strong><br /><br /> <em>Josh:</em> Ya'll should come down here sometime and see the baby goats. They are cute little bugers.<br /><br /> <em>Dylan:</em> ... you know, I read that as "cute little burgers" at first.<br /><br /> <em>Josh:</em> I just had some of one of their older brothers with macaroni, alfredo sauce, and mozarella<br /><br /> <em>Josh:</em> He is tasteyThe Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-11Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:15:48 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-11http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/vjriFSCLo54/soup-of-the-day-10"Growing up is for boring people who've had their soul and spirit crushed by miserable bastards who'd rather be accepted by shallow, fickle people than actually enjoy life. Everyone gets old, but there's no reason to grow up." -<a href="http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?showuser=7242" target="_blank">Exit Wound</a>The Chefsoup-of-the-day-10Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:21:08 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-10http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/33RNl7xEYjA/soup-of-the-day-8The Maitre d's Healthy Eating Tip of the Day:<br /><br /> "Salt balances out sugar and fat in about the same way that punching yourself in the face balances out being on fire."<br /> - <a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/articles/nutella/#comments">Will Dylan Eat It: Fried Nutella and Banana Sandwich</a>The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-8Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:48:03 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-8http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/GB_owhPLhUc/soup-of-the-day-9<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/tree.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/tree_sm.jpg" alt="I hate fake Christmas trees." border=0></a><br />The Chefsoup-of-the-day-9Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:25:22 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-9http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/7qqj4Sn9Wxw/soup-of-the-day-7<a href="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/isaidno.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/isaidno_sm.jpg" alt="NO." border=0></a><br />No, really. I said "no".The Chefsoup-of-the-day-7Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:26:37 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-7http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/1XlbGn7e5y0/soup-of-the-day-3<a href="http://gamernode.com/news/5247-attention-television-thats-still-not-how-games-work/index.html">The Maitre d' in Four Years:</a><br /><br /> "Do you think you can get to level 10?"<br /><br /> "Detective, I'm 30 years old, I live with my mother, and I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet."The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-3Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:22:57 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-3http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/lkgJzUGlNV0/soup-of-the-day-2<img src="http://www.chainsawbuffet.com/pics/soupoftheday/eatzursoul.png" alt="Ur soul. I must eatz it. NOW." />The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-2Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:33:34 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-2http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ChainsawBuffetSoupOfTheDay/~3/mUV2zt4pVSo/soup-of-the-day-1Holy crap, I actually launched the site. It's a friggin' Thanksgiving miracle.The Maitre d'soup-of-the-day-1Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:17:28 GMThttp://www.chainsawbuffet.com/soup-of-the-day-1