just sometimes not… the organs part of within, sometimes that’s the part you have to be strong about, because your within area is diseased

i beat it last night on normal, and i don’t want to give too much away besides the entire plot, but at the end, you have to defeat evil… for the fate of mankind…

and everyone is like “this guy, he can’t get the job done”

and you’re like “oh, really? because i love doing the right thing and jesus”

i got no beef with atheism, i’m not crazy about what happens to religion once you involve flawed individuals with axes to grind

i’m just not sure what victory blow is struck for reasoned thought when someone’s aunt posts on facebook “thank god my surgery turned out okay” and the next post is “no, thank the doctors, you primate”

you only live once — i asked for a shirley temple but had them put two maraschino cherries in it this time

erry day erry day

i think i’m parked a little too close to the hydrant though, marty, one sec

yeaaahh!!! i’ve waited f

physician, help thyself

that’s a little shakespearean paraphrase. didn’t expect that from old chainsawsuit, did ya? well, that just shows to go ya what kind of operation we’re running here

this is tucker’s second canonical appearance in the strip. welcome the doctor back, he’s. he’s tryin. tryin real hard these days.

papyrus: good enough for avatar’s subtitles, good enough for my business

i have always thought that the english word for “smell” — that word being smell — was an incredibly unappealing word. it sounds like it should only be used to describes things that stink

knives and forks coming out of your nose is ok

it’s rare that you’d have a pair of police detectives who are in love on the same jury. but doggone it, those crazy kids just melted the prosecutor’s heart

lapd romance partners also appeared here and here