you have to hand it to the time ruiner

when he sets out to ruin something, he doesn’t just ruin other people’s times. he ruins all time, forever, including his own past

marty mcfly was the original time ruiner, but he didn’t quite seal that deal in his past

i think you know what i’m talking about

goats have a preternatural sense re: foods they will be served. check out this goat. do you think there was a doubt in his mind

and check out these dumb goats, they are so weighted with the knowledge of future events that they are frequently overcome with sorrow

this would be a great pilot for a scarily-ironic tv show, called “twilight zone for balls”

each week for one half-hour (and in later seasons, a full hour), you are threatened by commonplace objects and events conspiring to destroy your private area

i’m sorry

also check it out, guys: this week is the emerald city comicon and not only will i be there, but this friday night my podcast tweet me harder will be performed live, for free, at arcane comics in west seattle. here’s the lowdown, come out, meet topatoco cartoonists and get hammered (?)

and i loved him.

then god will like you

also check it out, my nerds: i’m going to roflcon in boston in late april, how crazy is that?! it is pretty crazy. it also means chainsawsuit has arrived as an internet force that is as big as if not bigger than anonymous. so watch out!! my force is called eponymous and we do things like egg cars and watch a cool old movie together