i think i’m parked a little too close to the hydrant though, marty, one sec

yeaaahh!!! i’ve waited f

physician, help thyself

that’s a little shakespearean paraphrase. didn’t expect that from old chainsawsuit, did ya? well, that just shows to go ya what kind of operation we’re running here

this is tucker’s second canonical appearance in the strip. welcome the doctor back, he’s. he’s tryin. tryin real hard these days.

papyrus: good enough for avatar’s subtitles, good enough for my business

i have always thought that the english word for “smell” — that word being smell — was an incredibly unappealing word. it sounds like it should only be used to describes things that stink

knives and forks coming out of your nose is ok

it’s rare that you’d have a pair of police detectives who are in love on the same jury. but doggone it, those crazy kids just melted the prosecutor’s heart

lapd romance partners also appeared here and here

thanks, a corporation

this happened once with orville redenbacher, and we weren’t really fans of that one

my thoughts when i saw the trailer for frankenweenie, which preceded the avengers:

• oh, is this a sequel to corpse bride?
• this is a sequel to corpse bride
• hmm, why aren’t they referencing the corpse bride yet
• this can’t be a different franchise. why not just set it in the corpse bride universe
• oops who cares the avengers is starting

in case you missed it, check it out dear readers: you can save $5 on the latest two chainsawsuit books and the new poster when you pick them all up together, and you’ll get a sticker besides!! good work, bundling!! i was gonna say it makes a great mother’s day present, but i don’t know. i don’t know about your mom

maybe she just wants the poster

after the movie there was this weird interactive part where you feel like you’re escorted from the theater (by aim agents? hydra??) and then you kinda watch what the public does most of the time when there’s nothing threatening the world. also the newspapers and stuff act like the avengers is just a movie? it’s this weird meta thing

it’s still happening to me

our other arms are inside the suit, holding hands