chainsawsuit by kris straub http://chainsawsuit.com internet humor, fresh-cut Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:12:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Chainsawsuithttp://feedburner.google.com brought to you by http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Chainsawsuit/~3/Yi7rKKZbufs/ http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/02/08/brought-to-you-by/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:12:58 +0000 kris http://chainsawsuit.com/?p=3783 brought to you by

the finalist dishes: truffled quail with raw quail egg dusted with smoked salt and powdered gold herb-crusted duck with foie gras, green onion and shaved pork belly a half-eaten bag of doritos]]> brought to you by

the finalist dishes:

  • truffled quail with raw quail egg dusted with smoked salt and powdered gold
  • herb-crusted duck with foie gras, green onion and shaved pork belly
  • a half-eaten bag of doritos


]]> http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/02/08/brought-to-you-by/feed/ 0 http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/02/08/brought-to-you-by/ New Scott and Kris Show: “Love” http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Chainsawsuit/~3/grpS-o-dguA/ http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/02/07/new-scott-and-kris-show-love/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:52:05 +0000 kris http://chainsawsuit.com/?p=3781 Share it with someone you.

Thanks to Amelia Talon (maybe nsfw) for her great turn in this episode!


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i went rock climbing up those walls last night and this is what i learned up there, from the wisdom of the mountain]]> climbing rocks

i went rock climbing up those walls last night and this is what i learned up there, from the wisdom of the mountain


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please stay on the line for the next available loved one]]> parentco

please stay on the line for the next available loved one


]]> http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/02/06/parentco/feed/ 23 http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/02/06/parentco/ a friendly reminder http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Chainsawsuit/~3/sTA-EqpWacI/ http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/02/03/a-friendly-reminder/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:08:53 +0000 kris http://chainsawsuit.com/?p=3773 hi guys. i know you like my stuff and i appreciate you being here. we’re going to have a lovely year together. there’s a lot of exciting stuff in the works for chainsawsuit, and for me personally, and i want you to be a part of it. anyway this started out way too mushy, that’s not what i wanted to say

what i wanted to say is, believe it or not, i derive a lot of my income from traffic and pageviews. and i derive traffic and pageviews, even more believe it or not, from sharing. if you’re on facebook or google plus, please like or +1 the comics every day! and the pages themselves: fb, g+

and i guess… well, this is mushy too but i love you

and i want to kiss you right on your face. maybe i’ll do that. maybe i will

thanks for reading


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this is obviously a complete fiction there is no lucasfilm star wars complaints department]]> phantom menace in 3d

this is obviously a complete fiction

there is no lucasfilm star wars complaints department


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we’ll send one of our mealboys straight to your table. then the countdown begins! our mealboy robots will try everything to escape, so watch out… there goes your dinner! try these family favorites: italian mealboy chinese mealboy american comfort mealboy spa mealboy (350 calories per serving) mealboy jr. (cannot walk; for kids under 5)]]> mealboy family restaurant

we’ll send one of our mealboys straight to your table. then the countdown begins! our mealboy robots will try everything to escape, so watch out… there goes your dinner! try these family favorites:

  • italian mealboy
  • chinese mealboy
  • american comfort mealboy
  • spa mealboy (350 calories per serving)
  • mealboy jr. (cannot walk; for kids under 5)


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“come on dudes, let’s hit the bar and drink yucky bitter soda for a little!”]]> guys night out

“come on dudes, let’s hit the bar and drink yucky bitter soda for a little!”


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you know how you’re at work right now, but your grandfather is behind you and you know his head is one of those dried apple doll heads, but you can’t turn to look because you somehow know you’ll die if you do? that means it’s working(tm)]]> ambien NM

you know how you’re at work right now, but your grandfather is behind you and you know his head is one of those dried apple doll heads, but you can’t turn to look because you somehow know you’ll die if you do?

that means it’s working(tm)


]]> http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/01/31/ambien-nm/feed/ 42 http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/01/31/ambien-nm/ chainsawsuit labs is open for labsiness http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Chainsawsuit/~3/KpISuVcjRhU/ http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/01/30/chainsawsuit-labs-is-open-for-labsiness/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:08:33 +0000 kris http://chainsawsuit.com/?p=3762 have you guys seen this yet? i used to have another site, long ago, where i threw things at the wall and determined whether or not you like them. it was chainsawsuit before chainsawsuit. but now chainsawsuit is this thing you know already, so i’m throwing things at an all-new wall: chainsawsuit labs.

it’s in beta now, but soon i will add a way for you to contribute comics using the power of web you.0, an internet content platform i invented in 2008 before it was all the rage to crowdsource intellectual property. subscribe to the rss! come on back! read all the time friends for now


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