enjoy chronicle, it was a good movie, but the camera motif isn’t the most effective, ultimately

also it was filmed in good ol’ seattle

well wait someone told me it was actually filmed in vancouver to look like seattle. ah well i guess it was a “super” budget concern

man, one of these has got to hit. new yorker, call me, i’m really good at this

previous entries in this series:

• more new yorkers
• the new yawker cahtoon

the finalist dishes:

• truffled quail with raw quail egg dusted with smoked salt and powdered gold
• herb-crusted duck with foie gras, green onion and shaved pork belly
• a half-eaten bag of doritos

Thanks to Amelia Talon (maybe nsfw) for her great turn in this episode!

i went rock climbing up those walls last night and this is what i learned up there, from the wisdom of the mountain

please stay on the line for the next available loved one

what i wanted to say is, believe it or not, i derive a lot of my income from traffic and pageviews. and i derive traffic and pageviews, even more believe it or not, from sharing. if you’re on facebook or google plus, please like or +1 the comics every day! and the pages themselves: fb, g+

and i guess… well, this is mushy too but i love you

and i want to kiss you right on your face. maybe i’ll do that. maybe i will

thanks for reading

this is obviously a complete fiction

there is no lucasfilm star wars complaints department

we’ll send one of our mealboys straight to your table. then the countdown begins! our mealboy robots will try everything to escape, so watch out… there goes your dinner! try these family favorites:

• italian mealboy
• chinese mealboy
• american comfort mealboy
• spa mealboy (350 calories per serving)
• mealboy jr. (cannot walk; for kids under 5)

“come on dudes, let’s hit the bar and drink yucky bitter soda for a little!”