Jax&Otto

Jax & Otto Will Be Away

admin — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:53:29 +0000

Genie Pirate: Looks like Jax & Otto will be away for a while…maybe forever!
Jax: What are you the narrator or something?

admin — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:51:23 +0000

Genie Pirate: Blow out your candles, but you get no wish!
Jax: I know I’m about to die and all, but that was a lame joke.

admin — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:49:01 +0000

Genie Pirate: Got your genie, now let’s get rid of you.
Jax: But my wish…I only have…wait, I haven’t checked my follower count.

admin — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:44:19 +0000

Genie Pirate: Into the bottle you go, genie!
Jax: You stole my genie. Otto! Nooooooo!
Genie Pirate: A little dramatic aren’t we?

admin — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:31:46 +0000

Jax: Otto, we gotta leave. The Genie Pirates are coming.
Otto: Let me get my lucky genie’s foot.
Jax: Your what?
Lo: Too late…

admin — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:36:11 +0000

Lo: I’m sorry. The Genie Pirates are coming for Otto.
Jax: You betrayed us! And I was this close to asking you out…again.

admin — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:32:41 +0000

Lo: We have to get out of here.
Jax: What’s going on?
Lo: Let’s just go. Take my hand.
Jax: You’re very attractive when you panic.

admin — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:09:00 +0000

Jax: Lo, you’ve been quiet all day.
Lo: I’ve made a huge mistake.
Jax: Oh, did you do that in the bathroom? I thought it was Otto.

admin — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:44:58 +0000

Jax: Otto, you are crying! Lo, you are too?
Lo: No, just…allergies.
Jax: Man, you two have to come up with better excuses.

admin — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:42:38 +0000

Jax: I know it’s corny, but it feels good to have family around me…Otto, are you crying?
Otto: No! Dang onions in this soup…