Charlie Sheen Rant

Charlie Sheen Famous Quotes

2011-03-29T09:47:00.000-07:00

“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”

“Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh bye.”

On his prediliction for porn stars: "They're the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it."
On why he won't get married again: "I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero."

Charlie Sheen Internship Application

2011-03-10T06:16:00.000-08:00

Charlie Sheen Internship Application http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/
The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.

Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network and has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter.

Charlie Sheen Fired

2011-03-07T15:34:00.000-08:00

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on "Two and a Half Men" effective immediately," Warner Bros Television said in a statement.
Sheen, 45, is the highest paid actor on U.S. television and "Two and A Half Men" is the most popular comedy for network CBS which broadcasts the series.

Sheen's Korner

2011-03-06T12:19:00.000-08:00

You're either in Sheen's-Korner or you're with the trolls.

Collins Tuohy

2011-03-05T12:13:00.000-08:00

KEARNEY — Collins Tuohy, one of the inspirational subjects of the best-selling book and the Oscar-nominated movie “The Blind Side,” will be the featured guest speaker at C.L.A.S.S. Act April 2.

Vatican Assassins

2011-03-04T12:09:00.000-08:00

Sheen called into Wired 96.5 on Thursday evening, comparing the station to "Vatican assassins" hours after the station flew a heart-emblazoned banner over his home.

During an encore appearance Friday morning, he told host Chio he feels positive about his job situation, saying "it feels like the hot springs of Middle Earth is finally ready to explode outward."

Jim Carrey Dead

2011-03-02T15:30:00.000-08:00

The Jim Carrey death rumor claims that the actor died in a snowboarding accident in Zermatt, Switzerland on March 2, 2011.

Is Jim Carrey Really Dead?

Thankfully this has turned out to be a hoax much like other scandals in the past.

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Live The Sheen Dream

2011-03-02T15:10:00.000-08:00

The website, www.livethesheendream.com, allows visitors to click on what looks like a cut-out of the celebrity's head. The site then generates any one of a vast array of Sheen's bizarre comments as quoted in media reports.

2011-02-25T09:22:00.000-08:00

Charlie Sheen trashed Two and a Half Men executive producer Chuck Lorre. Chuck Lorre the producer of "Two and a Half Men" responded by saying he'd be angry if Sheen outlived him. Charlie Sheen Rant has caused CBS and Warner Bros. to announce that they are canceling production of the hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men".

The rant he directs at Alcoholics Anonymous is clearly the product of intense feelings.