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The cost or price for sex in Pattaya Thailand.

2013-07-30T11:44:00.000-07:00

What`s the cost or price for sex with a girl in Pattaya Thailand?

The price for sex with a girl in Pattaya varies with the amount of cash you have in your wallet! If you`re a millionaire, then the price you pay for sex in Pattaya doesn’t matter. However, there`s not many of us in that category and anyway millionaires are not worried about the price or the cost for sex with a girl in Pattaya , because they go to St Tropez or Le Mans. That`s great, because it leaves us poorer ones a chance to have sex at a reasonable price with the stunning girls of Pattaya.

Before I start - please never ever brag about how much money you think you`ve got, because if you do, the girls of Pattaya will certainly work overtime trying to gain a large part of it.

But you want to know - the cost or price for sex with a girl in Pattaya Thailand? Well here it is. and I`ll start with the cheapest, and take you through to the most expensive.

At the time of publishing this article -

(100baht was equivilant to £2.00 sterling)

The cheapest price for “sex” with a Pattaya girl you`ll probably ever get, is in a massage “shop”. Never confuse shops with the huge and more expensive massage parlours. The massage “shops” to target are where you see four to eight girls sitting outside, offering an oil massage (100-150 baht). The girls offer “a helping hand” at the end, to relieve any stress that you may have built up during the highly erotic massage! You`ll have to pay the basic massage fee, but the helping hand offered by your masseuse at the end of the session should be no more than 300 baht.

Before you have any form of sex with a Pattaya girl – always agree a price with her and “what type of sex” she will provide - before it starts.

Next on the list is the freelancer. You`ll find them lurking on the beach, the prom or readily available in many of the streets in Pattaya, (they work in different bars as well!) Freelancers pay a fee to the bar - which is obviously passed on to guys like me and you - should we seek to explore her services. In addition, she/you will have to pay a “bar-fine”, so they`re no cheaper than the bar girls. So what`s the price or the cost for sex with a freelancer? I would say 500 baht max. They`ll ask for a 1,000 baht, but as they are of no fixed abode, and you`ll probably take her back to your room or hotel - you`re the one at risk! I personaly wouldn`t take the chance, but if you do decide to go with a freelancer, then be it on your own head. I would negotiate with her no more than 500 Baht, maybe settling on 750 baht. Keep a clear mind, and be very careful. Freelancers offer very cheap sex, but they can be very untrustworthy - in other words keep your wallet in a safe place!

The next two on my list of “What`s the cost or price for sex with a girl in Pattaya Thailand? are very similar, but I think The Bar Girl just shades it. Why - because you can take her back to your room or hotel for sex, as opposed to a short time girl fron Soi 6, Where you can have sex on a fixed one hour rate in trusted, yet tacky surroundings.

So let`s go to Soi 6. Here you`ll discover the famous “short time” girls of Pattaya! they`re all found in one street which should take 10 minutes to walk through – however, most guys take well over half an hour, as they sample the erotic and numerous sexually tempting delights that the girls openly display. Nowhere else in the world will you see short time girls dressed in highly provocative sexually “themed” costumes. I guarantee there`s a uniform or young lady to suit even your wildest imagination! The display from the short time girls is so good, I can`t imagine The Thais haven`t yet made it a "pay for view toll street"! So, what`s the cost or price for sex with a short time girl in Soi 6? Well, the extremely basic rooms - will cost you 300 to 500 baht for one hour. On top of that, there`s her fee. Again, she`ll ask for 1000 baht, but on average 500baht is acceptable. If however, you find the short time girl of your dreams – kitted out to your wildest fantasies - then I don`t think 750 Baht is too excessive! Add to this a few drinks, and the entire sexual experience with a short time girl from soi 6, should cost you no more than 1200 Baht!

Here you`re guaranteed no fuss or hassle. After you`ve showered and the door closes behind you, simply move on – and that`s it, job well done!

Bargirls – Everyone’s favourite – Why? Because in my view you`ll be spending a lot of time in one particular bar – Why? Because there`s a very special Bar girl that arouses your interest - right? You`ll flirt with her, play with her, and get to know her - right? But what`s the cost or price for sex with a Pattaya bar girl? Well to start, you`re sure to buy her a few “lady drinks” at 100Baht each (or more) . Then, her fee, that`s normally 1000Baht a night. By the way, this “fee” includes sexual services, but please (and don`t be shy) tell the bar girl exactly what you expect, before you pay the negotiated fee ! Then on top of this there`s the compulsory bar fine of 300 to 500Baht. So give or take a few bob, a bar girl will cost you about 2,000Baht. Expensive eh? Rubbish! If you take her out of her bar, and back to your hotel/room around 10pm, and she leaves at 1.00pm the next day, that means you`ll have the pleasure of her company/services for a full 15 hours. If you can stay awake that long it means that The Bar Girls hourly rate is only about 130 Baht!

Next are The A-GO GO Girls, (pole dancers). Now you`re really creeping into the “high end” of - What`s the cost or price for sex with a girl in Pattaya Thailand. Although it`s free to walk into any Pattaya A-Go-Go, that`s the last time anything will be free!. Drinks are far more expensive compared to the beer bars, and so too are the A Go-Go girls. Expect to pay half as much again for your drinks, and the lady drinks will be around 150-200Baht each.

A- GO GO girls, will cost you on average 1,500Baht, with a bar-fine of 750 -1,000Baht too! Add to that yours and her drinks, and you`ll be lucky to get out for less than 3,000Baht!
Think that`s expensive? Then don`t even think about going to……

The “Eastern European” clubs or A- Go Go`s. FORGET THESE - They are just extortionate, and as the majority are mafia owned - so what else can you expect? Not only is it common to be charged an “entrance fee”, but they also come around with a hat to make a collection in between shows. Then drinks - like the hostesses/girls - are totally overpriced, so don`t even bother going into one because you will get ripped off! Why people bother go to Pattaya Thailand, and spend time in such “establishments” is quite frankly - beyond me! I`ve warned you - so please stay away!

Whoever you choose, please be sensible and stay alert!

If you do – you`ll have a great time in Pattaya Thailand –

I guarantee it!

Want To Meet Thai Ladies For Fun & Sex?

2013-05-22T05:36:00.004-07:00

Want to meet a Thai lady, for sex, friendship, or marriage?

Are you`re looking for a Thai Lady, for sex, friendship or even to marry? Thai women are no different from anywhere else in the world – except if you`re from Europe, they`re a lot cheaper, more accommodating (especially when sex is involved), and certainly – more understanding. Having said that, they`ll probably cost you more money than you`ve ever imagined!

Apart from my views, you must read the book “Money Number One”. This will give you all the reasons why you should NEVER meet a Thai Lady, for, friendship or even marriage as the true life horror accounts, will put you off Thai women forever. Yes it`s true, but I still believe if you`re aware of all the pitfalls then there`s genuine Thai Ladies out there for sex, friendship, or even marriage – providing you have cash! It makes no difference if you just sponsor her for sex, friendship, or marriage. Even if she has your children - it`s only good providing you have money. Money is the root of all evil, and that`s why insecure guys with short pockets go on holiday to Pattaya Thailand - just to have their brains banged out of them. But does it end there? Well for the well-disciplined ones amongst you, you`ll go to the airport, jump on a plane home, and simply look forward to your next holiday in Thailand.

However, there are those who can`t wait to get home, and phone their “new found Thai lady”, and this is where all your problems start. Let`s suppose you`ve met and obviously had sex with a bargirl or a dancer from an Ago-go. The odds are that you`ll want her to change her ways? In doing so you`ll insist that she stops work, because you don`t want her to carry on having sex with different guys every night of the week! If she hasn`t already asked you for money – she will now, pretending that she`s giving up work and going home to live with her family. That`s simply not true. Your bar girl or Ago-go dancer, will still carry on working and earning money by selling sex! She`ll assure you that she`s given up “work”, and as such she`ll expect you to supply her with funds. But unknown to you she`ll most probably have have half a dozen or more men who are sending her money - exactly the and stupidly they all think the same as you – that you are the only one! Believe me, this is the rule – not the exception! If you`re reading this and thinking to yourself “mines different” – then go and seek urgent help – because she`s not – I guarantee it!

When it comes to sex, a Thai lady is no different from women in our own home town, regardless of where you come from in the world. A few are nymphomaniacs, the majority just enjoy sex, and the remainder just go through the motions! So why do you think sex in Thailand is so different – well believe me - It`s not - it`s just cheaper! Quite simply it`s because you`re on holiday in a vast continent where “everything “and “anything” goes! That`s why when you`re on holiday in Thailand with a pocket full of notes, you feel like a new millionaire who`s just won the lottery! You also feel like you can buy and have sex with any Thai Lady, well the truth is you probably can – but remember this - you`ll never own one – even in marriage!

I don`t care if, you want to meet a Thai lady, for sex, friendship, or even marriage, you`ll only have a relationship all the time you have money. More importantly that money will be sent to her family!

Don`t lie to yourself - because even if you have married her – and it doesn`t matter how much money you have - you will never ever be part of her family! A Thai lady has one priority in life and that`s certainly not you! Sex, friendship or even marriage is just a method to gain access to your money and provide a better future for her family. Don`t get me totally wrong, if you provide an opportunity for a Thai lady to work in your home country, she will and she`ll work extremely hard. But all the money she earns will not be equally divided between the two of you. It`s her money, and more important it`s money she`s earned for her family! You`ll still have to keep or sponsor her!

Meeting Thai women for sex is great fun in Pattaya but remember you are only having fun and not forming a relationship. The taxi door shutting to take you home, is an excellent time to leave behind unwanted extra baggage, do not swap phone numbers or email addresses. Just get yourself off home with some wonderful memories. As for marriage – I wouldn’t even consider it until you have lived together for a year or two, preferably in each other’s countries. Relationships with Thai women can work but you will probably have better luck doing the National Lottery – and if you win… then why would you want to get married?

Remember, Pattaya is just an adult fantasy world, to have holiday sex and a great time. So if you`re after a long term relationship, then try one of the many Thai dating agencies on line. Don`t get caught in the “holiday sex trap”.

Cheap sex and accommodation in Pattaya

2013-04-09T07:09:00.002-07:00

Want The Cheapest Sex and Accommodation in Pattaya?

So, you’re a single male on holiday, and want the cheapest sex and accommodation in Pattaya! Or I`ll put it another way – The cheapest sex with free accommodation in Pattaya – still interested?

Then you should be - because I guarantee by reading this page, you will definitely get the cheapest accommodation and sex in Pattaya – Imaginable! So If it`s your first time in Pattaya as holiday maker, or even if you`ve been to Pattaya before, follow my experiences and advice – because I guarantee you will get the cheapest sex and accommodation and by doing so, you’ll save a fortune too!

Don`t even look at other sites, as most these are full of wasters! They think they know everything about about cheap sex and accommodation in Pattaya” – but the truth is – they don`t.
Regular visitors to this site, will know that I only recommend booking only your first nights stay in advance. Here`s why:-

I don`t run a site in the hope of making money. My site is written from a “gut feeling” after years of staying in Pattaya on holiday where by simply following my knowledge, you can learn from my downfalls, and play the part of the “experienced” Pattaya tourist - even if it`s your first time in Pattaya!

Now get this. The easiest way to get the cheapest sex and accommodation in Pattaya, is to follow these simple guidelines:-

Every bar girl is available for the cheapest sex imaginable! In fact, sex with a Thai lady is so cheap a round of drinks in the local bar or pub at home will cost you loads more! Dare I say it, but I bet you can`t have sex all night long in your home town for less than 1500 baht. If you could, then you certainly wouldn’t be looking for a cheap holiday to Pattaya, now would you? I`m not saying that the cheapest sex and accommodation is guaranteed exclusively to Thailand, because other countries like Korea, Cambodia, Laos, and many other Asian countries all offer a similar deal! But if you want the cheapest sex and accommodation in Pattaya – then you haven`t got to look any further, because I`ll prove to you right now, how you can get it.

Ever imagined having sex the woman of your greatest fantasy for a night, for 1.000 baht? Then don`t dream – do it! Pattaya is renowned as an amazing sex industry, but maybe, as a first timer, you might feel intimidated. So don`t act like a first timer. Follow these two simple rules:-

NEVER EVER - tell a bar girl “it`s your first time Pattaya”!

NEVER EVER - tell a bar girl “that your`e traveling alone”!

If you do then you`re easy pickings! A bar girl may look innocent, beautiful and oozing sex, but believe me, you`ll certainly not be the first (or last) guy she`ll sleep with!

So if it`s your first time in Pattaya on holiday, how do you get the cheapest sex and accommodation? It`s easy! All bar girls have to sleep SOMEWHERE! Somewhere might be – behind the bar – on the floor of a “sisters” room, or even shacked up with six (or more) bar girls in one room. Unfortunately most bar girls have no idea where they will spend the night, so when “prince charming” - yes YOU - appears, with the offer of a warm and comfortable bed – and a TV etc, is a superb alternative. I`ll put it this way. Let`s reverse the odds. One night an “old Doris” offers you a comfortable hotel/room for the night, including all the trimmings, and then gives you money after bonking your brains out – Are you going to say NO! That`s why bar girls do exactly the same, as they need to sleep with someone to earn money.

In fact none of the bar girls I`ve just mentioned are any good for you – whatsoever! Why? Now l`ll tell you why! Because you`ll have to take them back to your accommodation, and by doing so, you will have missed the point! This is my view. If you`re on a budget, and looking for cheapest sex and accommodation, only pay the bar fine of a bar girl or dancer from the many Ago-gos, when you know for certain she has her own room, or even if she shares with a friend!

The odds are, that she won`t be the youngest chick in the nest, but she`ll certainly be well experienced in sex. However, more importantly, she`ll have her own room! Even the bar girls that share with “another sister” are well worth a look at, as they may have the room all to themselves for the entire duration of your Pattaya holiday. It`s not uncommon for the other girl to be away! Maybe a holiday maker has taken her sight-seeing to other parts of Thailand, or maybe he`s taken her home. So ask – never feel intimidated – ask politely! If you`re looking for the cheapest sex in Pattaya, then simply ask the bar girl if she`s stays alone. She must pay for her room anyway, so regardless of whether you have sex at yours or hers – it makes no difference! She will not charge you for using her accommodation, providing you commit to a long term with her.

When you`re lucky enough to find one - don`t just steam in head first. She may be the best looking bar girl there, but she may be totally useless when it comes to doing “U turns under the blankets”. In addition, the bar girls room might be a tip, (but that`s highly unlikely as most of the bar girls are extremely clean). Or it might just not suit your taste - so how do you “check out the sex & the accommodation”, before committing but more importantly - without it costing you a fortune? That`s easy – simply take the bar girl, to her own room on a short time basis. This will give you the opportunity to find out if the sex and accommodation, is to your liking! If it is, then you`ve hit the jackpot!

Paying the 300 baht bar fine, and the bar girl 1.000 a day, you`ve now found yourself sex with a bar girl including your accommodation in Pattaya -

for only 1,300 baht a day.

The more frugal of you, may wish to try and negotiate an even better “deal” with your bar girl, because over the holiday you`ll be with her for a longer period of time, but quite frankly I couldn`t be bothered, and furthermore I wouldn’t like to be tarnished as “A Cheap Charlie”! So, please remember that as you`re not paying anything towards the accommodation, she may ask you for a small contribution towards the water and electric, but all told that should be no more than 500 baht in total.

So whatever accommodation you stay in, and whoever you take as your female “companion” – you`ll be guaranteed a wonderful holiday in Pattaya, so start looking and book that flight today. There`s some great offers out there – believe me – and with the prospect of not paying for any accommodation – you`ll have a ball.

Pattaya - Girl Strip Clubs With Girl Strippers

2013-03-12T06:22:00.000-07:00

Guide to Pattaya`s Clubs with Girl Strippers & Strip Clubs

Are you looking for a “girl strip clubs” in Pattaya, or a clubs with girl strippers? Well, apart from The Russian strip clubs, there`s very few clubs that exclusively have female Thai ladies and girl strippers. Most establishments in Pattaya that have erotic dancers and girl strippers will be found under the guise of Gentlemen’s Clubs, AGO-GO`s and even there`s even one or two in some of the Discos!

The most lavish and expensive clubs to watch strippers will certainly be in the very expensive Gentlemen`s clubs. Mainly owned by Russians, here you will find East European girl strippers. They boast luxurious décor, complimented by experienced and well trained staff. As such, paying an entrance fee or a temporary membership is to be expected.

Drop dead gorgeous “Hostesses and escorts” (the polite name for hookers), will escort you to your table, or simply sit with you at the bar if you prefer. In addition, you will constantly be entertained by one of the many “themed” floor and cabaret shows. These will all have at least one girl stripper, but more often than not several girl strippers who perform well rehearsed nude lesbian acts. In addition, all the girl strippers that come from Eastern Europe, are also available for additional sexual services. Well-appointed short time rooms are readily available on the premises, where you can take one or more of the girl strippers for extra activities! There are also other facilities, and when requested, the girl strippers will perform a “lap dance” in private for you. The strippers will also go with you to your hotel if preferred, (after the customary bar fine has been paid of course). However, if you simply want to watch strippers everything here is extremely expensive, and in many cases extortionate! As an example, It`s not uncommon for a “voluntary” collection to be made, while you`re just sitting and admiring the girl strippers and the shows!

In my opinion Pattaya`s many AGO-GO clubs, offer a far better and more reasonable deal for you to go and watch beautiful Thai girl strippers. Although it`s against Thai law to perform nude in public, it`s becomingly increasingly harder to find one AGO-GO club in Pattaya that doesn`t have girl strippers. The young Thai girls, start work as dancers, but soon become girl strippers when they realise that there`s additional cash incentives to be made!

In these clubs, on stage a dancer or stripper gyrates around the pole topless - or fully nude - simply because she needs to earn extra cash. She becomes a stripper for the money, and contrary to popular belief - not to lure the holiday maker into paying her bar fine - although it does help! Due to fierce competition girl strippers have become “the norm” in the majority of Pattaya`s AGO-GO clubs.

                                                                                                       Here, sexy girl strippers can be seen working as pole dancers, but
again it`s the “nude themed” floor shows that provide the popular erotic entertainment for the holiday maker. Up to six strippers (that you may have seen pole dancing in the club earlier), will perform fully nude sensual acts of lesbianism - these leave very little to even the wildest imagination. If you want a personal showing from one or more of the available girl strippers, there`s always modest short term rooms on the club to satisfy your curiosity! All the girl strippers and dancers in The AGO-GO` clubs are available for “private skulduggery “, so after paying their bar fines, they will willingly accompany you to your room or hotel.

Pattaya`s numerous AGO-GO clubs, in my opinion, offer a far more relaxed atmosphere and a more affordable alternative, where you can see and meet the most beautiful young Thai girl strippers and sexy dancers. Overall it`s far less expensive and formal than the (Russian) gentlemen’s clubs, as the AGO-GO`s offer free admission, no collections, and the girl strippers and dancers are much more friendlier too!

Are you worried about the cost of meeting and watching girl strippers at a gentleman's club or in an AGO-GO? Well don`t be! As a cheaper option, what about those stunning bar girls you`ve seen seducing the pole in their own bars? They will become erotic dancers and strippers for a night in the privacy of your own hotel room for sure – providing the price is right of course - just like everything else in Pattaya !

      So whether you go with girl strippers, bar girls or erotic dancers
                          when on holiday, take care, have fun
                   and you`ll have a tremendous time in Pattaya!

Pattaya - All inclusive - Sex with accommodation

2013-03-04T11:25:00.000-08:00

Cheap Sex and Accommodation in Pattaya
Looking for budget sex with accommodation while on holiday in Pattaya? Well I`ll prove to you how you can have both, for about 1,000Baht a night (that`s about £20,00). If you want to know how to get this “all-inclusive deal”, and can`t believe it`s possible …… then read on, - l`ll prove it to you.

There`s 1,000s of bar girls, rooms and hotels in Pattaya, so sex is always close to hand and plentiful in supply. If you followed my earlier advice, you may have reserved a room or hotel for your first night of your holiday. That`s good, but not essential as it`s difficult to be anywhere in Pattaya, without having a cheap hotel, guest house or room within a few hundred yards of the bar where you`re drinking.

When looking for cheap accommodation, always ask around in the bars near to where you want to stay. If you`ve never been to pattaya before, then l recommend Soi Bua Khaow, as it`s a great place to start. It`s more than likely that the bar bosses will know of somewhere close by, if not then ask the bar girls. It`s guaranteed they’ve spent a lot of time in nearby hotels and short term rooms with customers, lying on their backs counting the cracks in the ceiling.

Right then, let`s suppose that you have found accommodation (a room/hotel or guest house)for your first night, so now let`s see how we can get a “deal” of sex with a room for around 1,000 Baht a day!

Most bar girls in Pattaya share a room. Even today, it`s not unusual for bar girls to sleep on the floor, or even under the counter at the bar where they work! Given the opportunity, they`ll sleep anywhere, at any time, so it`s no problem for them to sleep as many as six to a room, (even more in some instances)! But as always there are exceptions to this, and these “exceptions “are the bar girls you should be looking out for.

The odds are they won`t be one of the younger ones, as most of the “new bar girls” that work in Pattaya come from the surrounding towns and villages, and have little money or education. However, on the other hand, there are bar girls and certainly girls from the Ago-Go`s, who are far more lucrative than the "newcomers". With that in mind, it`s not uncommon to find that many girls share a room with one other girlfriend or sister (as the Thai`s call them). There`s also those who are financially independent, and as such can afford and prefer to have their own rooms.

These are the bar girls to find - so make sure you add “you stay alone in room"? to your “chat up the bar girl” vocabulary! If she tells you she shares her room with many “sisters”, then put her on the short time list. as now it`s time to move on. However, if the bar girl says that she shares with one other sister, then you may still be in luck. It`s not unusual that her room-mate may have been whisked off to Phuket, Chang Mai, Kho Samet, or somewhere exotic by a falang, and temporarily leaving your bar girl the room - all to herself. If the bar girl says “I stay alone in room” – then bingo, you`ve hit the jackpot!

So. If you fancy her and think that you can spend a week or more "living with her", then even before you even think about committing to long term relationship - bar fine her and take her for one evening only! In doing so, you will find out if the two of you are compatible, but more importantly you can check out your potentially “new free accommodation”. Most Thai bar girls are exceptionally clean, so it`s unlikely that the room will be a tip. So if she`s ticked all your requirements, and the room`s clean and up to your expectations, then now`s the time try to negotiate an extended term rate with your bar girl.

If you agree terms with her, and that will obviously include you staying in her room - free of charge - then the deals all but sealed. Only the outstanding bar fine remains to be paid each day. All told, you should have now secured a bar girl for sex and "free" accommodation for around about 1,000 baht a day as part of the all inclusive deal!

People may say they don`t believe it can be done. Well trust me, I have had two different bar girls renting their own rooms in pattaya, and another bar girl whose room-mate was away visiting her falang in Germany. I know it can be achieved. I also know that some of you will say that there`s “No chance of a free room from a bar girl” and they`d also be wrong. Away from the peak Christmas season in Pattaya, there`s often far too many bar girls that greatly out number the sex tourists. So any bar girl will throw in the room – which she has to pay for anyway – in the hope of getting a longer term commitment (money) from a holiday maker.

So there you have it, and if you can find cheaper sex with accommodation anywhere in Pattaya, then I`d love to hear from you!

Just one final word of advice – Never ever pay your bar girl in advance, as there`s every chance that you might return to find a note pinned to the door saying “Gone home to Nakorn Nowhere – back in three weeks"!

Whoever you go with, and whatever accommodation you stay in, be careful and one things for sure –

you`ll have a marvelous fun time in Pattaya

SO BOOK THAT FLIGHT RIGHT NOW!

Don`t delay do it today,

Cheapest & best sex with a Pattaya Bar Girl

2013-03-02T04:31:00.000-08:00

Sex in Pattaya Sex with a bar girl

& where to find the cheapest and best sex

So everybody’s an expert on sex in Pattaya, where to find the cheapest sex, and what`s the best sex with a bar girl – right! Well l`ll tell you now, nobody knows all the answers! You may sit in a bar listening to guys who have been there, got the T shirts, and they`ll tell you where you can have cheap sex with a bargirl for 100 baht. The truth is maybe you can, but why do it?

Sex in Pattaya is very cheap! It`s well cheap when compared to the sex options at home. You haven`t got bar girls, massage parlours offering sex services, or girls you bump into on the street offering you sex every minute of the day – but hey, if this is what you’re after there`s nothing wrong with that in Pattaya! It`s a sex paradise – so what do you do, is up to you?

Sex is EVERYWHERE In Pattaya – so how do YOU handle it? The beautiful seductive “innocent” bar girls are in your face 24/7! At times they can even appear intimidating (if you let them), but overall they appear seductive and charming. Never be fooled though, sex to them is like a snack, it`s just sex – and nothing else. In a day or two you may find your hormones control your brain – so why is this? You`ve only had sex with a few of 50,000+ available bar girls, so why is this one the one you want to marry and take home to mum and dad? She`s probably had sex with 200+ guys before you`ve even “ruffled her feathers” so what makes her so special?

Many of the old diehards talk rubbish. As expats they think they know everything but when it comes to sex, they know sweet F/A. They`ll trawl the bars late, looking for the sad bar girl who`ll offer sex for next to nothing. In my opinion that is exploitation, because sex is so cheap anyhow. So how clever is he who boasts of cheap sex with a bar girl that he`s given a pittance to? Despite the poor bar girls having little or no money, the ex (know-all- pat) will boast about cheap sex with this and that bargirl, but what he won`t tell you is that she probably won`t “work” i.e. give him pleasurable sex, because more than likely she`ll just study the ceiling, read a book and even watch the TV while he`s having sex – and I don`t blame her! Sex with a bar girl can be bliss if you pay her, but she`ll never perform summersaults if you give her next to nothing! You pay for sex in Pattaya, and if you don`t pay - then you get very little or nothing in return.

So where and how do you find the cheapest and best sex in Pattaya? Listen, if you want to sit “glued” to the bar stool all night having a beer and a leer at the stunning beauties surrounding you, that`s great! But the bar girls look deeper! As always, money will be their prime objective, but if they`ve got to “work” (have sex) then they want to be with a guy - whose fun to be with. They want a guy that`s so funny – they may even give him free sex at some stage” - yes FREE sex – it doesn`t come any cheaper than that now does it?

So be different from all the “others” at the bar, and remember bar girls have heard all the “bulls**t” many times over! Be patient, smile, laugh and show you`re having fun. Be touchy (but don`t grope her), and remember signs and gestures overcome all language barriers. More than anything, be courteous and the chances are your bar girl will come over to YOU! They usually do – so if you`ve got charisma – a good sense of humour and look fun- the girls will want to be with you – sex is secondary, and if you play your cards right by keeping them amused, it might even lead to complimentary free sex!

Most bar girls are generally lonely, they`re all hired to provide sex, so to most of them having sex and fun a real bonus! You`re on holiday, so what`s wrong in cutting loose and behaving like the class clown – having sex – and even better “no strings” fun and sex? Nothing whatsoever! So if you`re an entertainer, enjoyable fun sex will be offered by numerous stunning bargirls! Who knows, this can even lead to free sex?

Have a wonderful time in Pattaya, but please be careful. Never tell a bar girl that it`s your first time in Pattaya, and never let her know that you`re traveling alone! Apart from that hold onto your wallet, always smile and have great fun, because that`s what a holiday in Pattaya is all about – so enjoy it to the full – because you can!

There`s some great deals out there for flights and accommodation to Pattaya - so what you waiting for? Start searching for that dream holiday right now!

Pattaya Thailand - Holiday sex with a young lady.

2013-02-20T05:28:00.002-08:00

Want sex on holiday – With a young girl/

Thai lady in Pattaya Thailand?

Sex in Pattaya with a young lady or girl over the age of 18 is easy and plentiful in Thailand. While, on holiday in Pattaya Thailand, every day is the land of milk and honey, and sex is there on a plate for you – 24/7 !

So remember this – never return after your holiday, and look back with regret. You can re-enact your greatest sex fantasies, you can do whatever you like - providing you have enough funds. But be very, very careful, and I mean that! I thought I knew it all, but taking a young lady for sex in Pattaya, can be very dangerous - as I once found out. By reading this, I only hope you can avoid making the same mistake, I once made after eight years of taking a bargirl for sex while on holiday in Pattaya.

If you want sex with any girl or lady when on holiday in Pattaya, she should always (when asked) show you her ID. Another copy of this “should be” kept by the Go-Go bar, beer bar or massage parlour where she works. If you choose a young lady or women for sex that night – the onus will be fully on you! We are all too well aware of the farcical corruption methods currently used by the Thai police – so the only way to be sure of good “safe” enjoyable sex, is to comply by the rules. Having said that, don`t take anything for granted.

Here`s a video that explains why nearly every full blooded single guy, wants and craves sex with a young Thai lady when on holiday in Pattaya! Oh - and please remember this
they`re ALL stunning sexy actresses!

On holiday, I once bar fined a stunning young dancer from a Go-Go in Walking Street Pattaya. Here, if you think you`re paying “top dollar” everything`s “squeaky clean” – well you`d be wrong! So read this!

“I awoke in the early hours to find my young sex partner for the evening had vanished, along with the contents of my wallet! The next day I reported the incident to the Police HQ on Beach Road Pattaya. They issued me with a “crime report” and told me to take the report to the police stationed in Walking Street who would investigate matters further! After many protests, I asked them to hurry up (after 3 hours of watching them) sitting on their backsides drinking coffee. Despite my futile plea`s they ignored me, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. I went to The Go-Go where I bar fined the young lady (the evening before), only to be told that the Go-Go dancer l took for the evening was there on a nights trial only – therefore they had no reason to keep a copy of her ID!”

The “establishments” that employ these young ladies, will always insist that you pay a bar fine. This only allows you to take the young lady out of their establishment. This is to distance the owners from fear of prosecution, by living off “immoral earnings” ie sex. Therefor any payment for sex between you and the young lady will be agreed separately between you and her. It`s always advisable to agree what sex services are on offer and how much they will cost - before you even think of paying the bar fine! When you do so, the beer bars, Ago-Go`s or massage parlours will have nothing whatsoever to do with financial transaction for sexual services between the two of you. By paying the bar fine, you have only compensated the owners by taking the young lady away from their premises – nothing more. Any further goings on (ie -sex for money) is simply between the two of you. In other words, the young lady is now your responsibility! The beer bar/Go-Go/massage parlour has now completely “washed their hands of her”, until she returns back to work!

People going on holiday to Pattaya may find all this hard to believe, as sex with a young lady is certainly in plentiful supply. If you take the 1,000s of AGo-Go`s, beer bars and massage parlours in Pattaya, sex is continuously flaunted by their beautiful sexy young girls every day – right through until the early hours of the morning – seven days a week! If in doubt, take a stroll down Soi 6, where you`ll see 100`s of skimpily dressed young ladies openly offering sex for money, to the numerous passing customers!

Despite all this, please remember (as hard as it appears), "prostitution in Thailand is illegal"!

With that said, Pattaya is an amazing place to take a holiday, so grab a bargain and book your ticket NOW – you won`t be disappointed! Just go with the flow, be careful and you`ll have a great time – I guarantee it!

Relationships with Thai women - is money important?

2013-02-01T06:21:00.001-08:00

Living, going with or marrying a Thai Woman?

How Important is Money?

Can I understand Thai people. Will they accept me? How important is Money to them?
YES, they will accept you all the time you have MONEY! If you don`t have money, you can NEVER be accepted in Thailand. Their beliefs are based totally on true family values. Look after the family financially, and all the time your money lasts – you will appear to be accepted. However, if your money ceases, you will have no relationship whatsoever. This is evident even if you`re married engaged or simply going with a Thai! Ask yourself this “Why do l need to get married”? The simple answer to that question is - you don`t!

If you`ve got money, and can support a Thai family, you have no reason whatsoever to get married – unless you`ve had a child, and believe it is an honourable tradition! Whatever, unless you are “one in a million”, you will never just marry her, you will more often than not, become the treasury for the entire family. Even if you marry and take her to your home outside Thailand, she will expect a regular payment from you to send home to her family. So beware If at any time - you cannot supply her with regular payments. It is fair to say that if she can find work in your country, she will work – but don`t think you have any rights to her money. That money she earns is for her Thai family, and as such it is usually sent home on a monthly basis. Thais believe, that as her husband, fiancée or boyfriend, she is your partner and the onus is fully on you to look after her (and them), to the extent that your finances will allow!

In these times of world recession, and cutbacks, I am confident that many (normal) marriages are feeling the strain brought on through financial hardship. Well imagine the precarious situation that those men currently married to Thai women now find themselves in. Here`s a unfortunate example:-

“While on holiday in Pattaya, an American guy met and fell for a bar girl. In less than a year, he bought her to The USA where they married. After a year or so, he was made redundant and facing financial problems. He was unable to sustain regular payments to his wife’s family in Thailand, and as a result he received a threatening letter from his father in-law. He stated that unless he (the husband) could supply them with a regular income, he would insist that his daughter returns home and resumes work as a bar girl to supply them with a regular monthly income! He ignored the letter, but sure enough, a couple of months later his “wife” left him, and returned home to Thailand to work, and indeed supply the family with money”!.

So think about that carefully! What`s the difference between living with or marrying a Thai? There is none whatsoever! Your Thai lady will still respect you whether you`re married or not – and yes you`ve guessed it – that is all the time you have MONEY! So what`s the point? I don`t think there`s any figures available to show how many marriages between Thai women and falangs don`t work out, but I would guess it`s as high as 60% – 75%, as many of the separations are not finalised in the courts. Yes, I`m quite confident that this will spark a reaction from those who are happily married (and there are some), but believe me, these are certainly in the minority - not the majority.

You will NEVER be fully accepted into a Thai family, even if you marry and have children. your money is all that`s important – not you, and that I`m sorry to tell you, this is a fact of life! Thais are Buddhists! It`s not a religion, its beliefs are based on “teachings” and a great number of these concern direct family values. There is very little foundation centred on community values, and as most teachings are based on self-values.

Thai`s appear to think that they will never be caught when lying. Even when they are, they believe that they can either smooth over or sweet talk their way out of the situation. If not, they hope their partner will take note of the lie but turn a blind eye to the situation. So once they both appreciate that the lie has been “brought out into the open”, this practise is often adopted in order to save the initiator from losing face. Thais are also not an intellectual force... in any way. You may enjoy looking at them, and having fun with them, but long run commitments to them soon become tiresome.

These are just a couple of points to consider, if you`re thinking of living, going with or marrying a Thai women.
So apart from money, why would a Thai woman marry you? In fact I would go so far as to say that she probably has many motives for marrying you, and is just waiting to see which opportunities present themselves. This statement shouldn’t be seen as necessarily something negative, as most Thai women probably have many reasons for marrying a particular person, but given the basic view of honesty in Thai society, the lack of remorse, and the exceptional ability to rationalize unscrupulous acts, the potential for dishonesty, manipulation, and deceit is very high.

So apart from your money, if you`re thinking of living or going with or even marriage to a Thai lady, beware of the many pitfalls!

Looking for sex on holiday in Pattaya

2013-01-05T05:53:00.000-08:00

WHERE TO GO AND FIND SEX ON HOLIDAY IN PATTAYA!

Going to Pattaya on holiday, and looking for sex? Even regular visitors find it hard to keep pace with the ever changing sex industry, so here`s a few pointers to help you.

The days where everybody headed straight for Walking Street and the bars along the beach front to go and find sex on holiday in Pattaya are rapidly diminishing – simply because they are gradually being relocated to a new area! It`s still fair to say, that Walking Street still boasts as many A Go-Go bars as most, but if you`re not specifically looking for sex with a dancer from A Go-Go bar, there`s not much else there to entice or entertain the holiday sex tourist! Even on the beach front, there`s only one sizeable beer bar complex remaining, and that`s at the top of soi 7/8! So in Pattaya on holiday where do you go for sex, fun and bars?

Well, Soi 6 is still pretty much untouched, and as such it still remains the number one favourite for holiday makers seeking “short time sex”. Apart from the usual bar name changes, (and yet another Lady Boy Bar appearing), the short time sex bars remain pretty much unchanged – thankfully! If you`ve never been, it`s difficult to imagine 100`s of skimpily clad young girls all in a variety of sexy outfits that`ll suit even your wildest fantasies. So if you haven`t already been, you must check out this sex haven, and in doing so - l guarantee, you won`t be disappointed!

As I mentioned, Soi 7 and 8, are still the most visited and populated bar complexes that holiday makers go to and find sex with the bar- girls while on holiday in Pattaya, but even now the world famous sex beer bars are not quite as plentiful. Many of them are being replaced by “new developments” - hotels, shops and businesses and such. So is Pattayas`s lucrative sex industry under threat? NO - Not on your life - as it`s all beginning to re-emerge here:-

SOI BUA KHAOW! (Pronounced “Soy Bew-Cow”). This is rapidly becoming the No1 choice for holiday makers looking to go and find sex in Pattaya. It boasts an array of A Go-Go’s, Beer Bars, Massage Parlours, Clubs and Discos - in fact any facility that offers sex will be found there, and every night of the week - it`s rocking from the rafters - Guaranteed!

What`s more, it`s rapidly expanding, and moving down to Third road, where more often than not - you`ll now find the occasional A-Go Go, Disco and Beer Bar popping up here and there. For example, look for The Oasis A-Go-Go in the centre of Soi Bua Khaow, and take a walk down the adjacent Soi. Buried in the array of sex massage parlours here you`ll find Crazy Dave’s. Great English food at ridiculous prices, where a traditional blowout breakfast is available all day at 85 bhat – so it`s well worth a visit – (no sex here though) just good food!

When entering the Soi, look to the left, another small soi appears furnished with new bars, restaurants and hotels! Again, due to the fierce competition in Pattaya, these are all very reasonably priced to entice the holiday maker in, and as such maybe another reason why Walking Street appears to be on the decline! However, sex with the girls is no cheaper for the holiday maker here - than anywhere else in Pattaya, (although the more “sliver tounged negotiators” might beg to differ with me!).

Walk to the very end, and that will take you down to third road. Here, you might be looking at “The New Pattaya Sex Scene” for the immediate future. Just to your right, there`s a huge area, that`s been cleared, and as yet nothing has been developed. Why? It could make yet another terrific Beer Bar complex to rival anything on this scale in pattaya. Even on the “other side” of Third Road, a new and fully modernised K L Metro Hotel is already under construction, so why invest in an area “off the beaten track”? Do they know something we don`t? Could it be an early indication that the thriving holiday Pattaya sex trade - so long established in Soi 6/7/8 and maybe even Walking Street - is ready to relocate in accordance with the governments wishes to “clean up the "seedy sex image of Pattaya”? If so what a great place it would be, as a further extension to the already booming sex industry Soi Bua Khaow!

But for now, as a frequent sex holiday maker to Pattaya, I`m more than happy with the current sex industry's new location , where further developments and facilities can only mean cheaper prices for us all to enjoy! Bring it on!

I hope this guide on “where to go and find sex on holiday in Pattaya" proves useful, and if you find any other new major areas of (sex) interest, it would be great to hear from you!

Looking For A Cheap Christmas Holiday To Pattaya Thailand?

2012-10-31T13:04:00.000-07:00

Thailand - Tips & Advice -

Cheapest Pattaya Christmas Holiday?

Looking for - or want to have the cheapest Christmas holiday in Pattaya Thailand? Then there`s no such thing unless………?

Everyone, needs tips and advice (well most single males anyhow!). We all dream of a Christmas holiday in Pattaya Thailand! That`s because it is an adult fantasy world where the bars seldom close, and everything’s cheap – including sex with a bar girl and amazingly - the more you drink, the more beautiful they become! Christmas (the same as most places in the world), is an excuse to put the prices up, so l`ll show you some great money saving deals, that`ll make you think so hard, you may never ever book a Christmas holiday, over the Christmas period in Pattaya Thailand ever again!

If you`ve never been to Thailand before, then believe me, every day in Pattaya IS Christmas! Nothing changes, except the prices! Get this: - After my flight and journey into Pattaya, l sat in a bar one November evening and being surrounded by beautiful bargirls, I thought Christmas had already arrived! The next day I went back to the same bar to be told “now high season” (Christmas), “every beer now have 20 baht extra”? What`s 20 baht I thought? Peanuts! But 20baht extra per drink, over my month’s holiday, roughly added another £180 to the cost of my holiday!

Flights to Pattaya Thailand are also a “little excessive over” the Christmas holiday period too. An average flight from London at most times of the year, will cost around £550.00. Over the Christmas period, the same flights are extortionate, as they increase from around £850 (minimum), to a staggering £1,200.00.

Simple accommodation. Staying in a room for a month, I had pre-booked for 6000 baht; I was told that over The Christmas holiday period, the same room could be secured for a minimum of 3000 baht a week! All accommodation in Pattaya over The Christmas holiday period - rooms, hotels, and guest houses are very much, same same!

Sex with a bargirl! Here we go again. Yearly nightly average 750 – 1,000 baht, with an average 300 baht bar fine! Over Christmas and New Year they all ask for 1,500 baht and, most bar fines increase to a minimum of 500baht. (Add at least another 1,500baht if you want a girl from Ago-go).

Last but not least – Pattaya restaurants! You can also find that they increase prices over The Christmas and New Year holiday period too. Where you might get on average a decent breakfast and a good evening meal, should cost no more than 400 baht a day, this will cost you 600 baht.

So what`s the options?Quite simply, NEVER go to Pattaya over Christmas! Not only is it expensive, but every day IS Christmas at most other times of year anyhow, so if you can, my advice is to avoid these expensive periods like the plague! How? Simple! Here`s a few tips & advice along with simple maths to prove this, (covering the essentials only)!

A TYPICAL 2 WEEKS CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY IN PATTAYA

DECEMBER 20 – JANUARY 3. (14 days).

Flight : 50,000

Accommodation: Room only

Incl. 1,500 electricity and water 7,500

Bar. 15 beers daily @ 85 baht each 17,850

Food. Breakfast/snacks/evening meal 10,400

Bar girl. 2,000 baht per night incl bar fine 28,000

That`s nearly a whopping 114,000! Now compare that to a typical 2 week holiday in Pattaya at most other times of the year - and the savings are incredible!

A TYPICAL 2 WEEKS ANNUAL HOLIDAY IN PATTAYA

AT MOST OTHER TIMES OF THE YEAR!

Flight : 27,500

Accommodation: Room only

+ 1,500 electricity and water 4,500

Food. Breakfast/snacks/evening meal 5,000

Bar. 15 beers daily @ 65 baht each 13,650

Bar girl 1,100 per night incl. bar fine 15,400

That`s more like it! A fabulous fortnight’s holiday in Pattaya for only 66,000 including flights and accommodation, and the more skilled negotiator should be able to improve still further on that!

So let`s take a look at the cost of two weeks in Pattaya over Christmas, and compare it to a month at most other times of the year, because it`s more than DOUBLE the price! I`ve already proved that a fortnight can cost 66,000 baht, against a Christmas holiday of 114,000 baht, so that`s a saving of 48,000 baht to start with.

Now here`s my greatest tip and advice. I`ve already included the cost of the flight, so a further two weeks making a full one month holiday in Pattaya (at most other times), will only cost another 38,500 baht! You can save 10,000baht too!

So if it`s tips and advice you`re after, why go to Pattaya for a two week holiday at Christmas, when you can go for a full month at most other times of the year – for less than the same price and save a lot of money in the bargain!

Any time of year in Pattaya IS CHRISTMAS to me, so have a great time – whenever you decide to go! So start by looking for that cheap flight and accommodation right NOW!

Cheap Budget Affordable Holiday Accommodation- Pattaya Thailand.

2012-10-17T14:14:00.001-07:00

Looking for Affordable cheap Budget Accommodation in Pattaya Thailand?

Want cheap holiday accommodation that includes a double room, en-suite, big fridge, TV, air-con and maybe a balcony in Pattaya Thailand for under £5.00 a night! Amazing – but true! If I do it, you can too! Going to Pattaya Thailand on a budget? Looking for cheap or budget accommodation, then you`re going to the right place, as the selection in Pattaya of affordable accommodation has got to be seen to be believed!

There`s so much competition it`s great (for us on holiday) - and believe it or not they`re still building, so it`s easy to pick up cheap affordable accommodation almost anywhere in Pattaya Thailand - all year round!

Rates vary considerably according to season, and you`ll be hard pressed to get any cheap accommodation in late November and early January – but you never know, so always look around - but more importantly ask!

Soi Buakhao, slap bang in the heart of Pattaya is rapidly becoming “the most” sought after holiday region in Pattaya, and in my opinion it`s far better (and cheaper) than Walking street. This is where you will find cheap budget accommodation and deals. I know because l stay there every year! I`ve stayed in cheap affordable budget accommodation for the last 14 years or so - both in rooms and hotels throughout Pattaya. So follow these tips, and you will save money too - guaranteed!

Do you want a room or a hotel? Both can be very cheap and affordable to suit your budget. Most holiday budget hotels are cleaned daily, whereas a cheap room - only as and when - so always inspect your accommodation and ask about the services & amenities, (on a “room only” basis a charge for water and electricity may be added), so check everything thoroughly before committing. If you want cheap affordable accommodation in Pattaya - this is how to achieve it!

Assuming you`ve never been to Pattaya Thailand before, then book your cheap accommodation for only ONE NIGHT ONLY in advance. There`s numerous deals online, so get booking NOW! – but ONLY book for one night!

After your long flight, you`ll need to relax to start your holiday, you deserve it, so once you`ve arrived in Pattaya and settled in, head straight for the bars and start talking with the bosses and the bar girls. They live there, so invariably they know all the local cheap budget accommodation or more importantly they will know someone that does - guaranteed.

Simply tell them you like their bar (that`s very important), and you`re on a tight budget and you`re looking for cheap accommodation near to their bar. This is so important! Any holiday maker in Pattaya who wants to drink in their bar, will be given the red carpet treatment! The bar owners and the bar girls WILL find you a cheap place to stay, and l guarantee it`ll be well within your budget! Draw yourself up a “short list”, and the next morning go and see what they`ve told you is on offer.

The longer you stay, the better the deal (so lie), and remember this – the price you see – is the price you never pay! That goes for nearly everything and everyone in Pattaya Thailand. Cheap affordable accommodation is no different – so haggle!

A few years ago on the lookout for long term cheap accommodation in Pattaya, a friend and l asked around in a few bars for cheap budget accommodation. Fortunately for us the bar owner, said she desperately needed cash (who do you know in Thailand that doesn`t). We rented her fully furnished 2 bedroom bungalow for an incredible 5,500 Baht a month! That was then only £60.00 each per month each, so when it comes to finding cheap budget accommodation in Pattaya – simply ask in the bars, they will help you! By doing this on numerous occasions, I`ve achieved discounts of over 50% in hotels, and had rooms slashed from 10,000 to 6,000 baht. It doesn`t matter if you stay 10 days, a month or six months – always haggle! So if it`s cheap affordable budget accommodation that contains all the amenities above you`re after for far less than £5.00 a night in Pattaya Thailand, just follow my advice, and you l promise you can`t go wrong!

Book in advance for one night only so do it NOW, get clicking because even for one night, there`s great cheap budget deals to be had! When you`re in Pattay simply ask for help from the bar owners and bar girls, and you`ll have a cheap, affordable fabulous holiday in Pattaya, that`s well within your budget!

Enjoy a holiday in Pattaya

because now it`s affordable & within your budget!

Pattay Thailand - Beer Sex & Bar Girls

2012-10-01T05:45:00.000-07:00

A Dream Holiday - Pattaya Thailand –

Beer, Sex & Bar Girls!

As a single tourist your holiday in Pattaya Thailand, will not be complete without beer sex and bar girls. However, traveling as a family or group, you can still have a great holiday in Pattaya, as big investments are being made to encourage this lucrative holiday trade. So what makes Pattaya Thailand the idea holiday resort for millions of holiday makers each year?

It`s because, Pattaya has nearly every commodity that holiday makers look for when visiting Thailand, and being only 1½ hours drive from the main airport it`s beautifully situated on the coast , right in the gulf of Thailand. Pattaya has a justified reputation as a “sex only resort”, and although still highly prominent, their sex industry is nowhere near as “in your face” as it used to be, because the authorities in Thailand are trying to clean up Pattaya`s seedy sex image!

For instance, many of the bars have been forced out of prime areas, to make way for condos, hotels, shops and restaurants. These are constantly springing up everywhere. The more they build, the more advantageous this is for the holiday maker as it builds fierce competition, and with everybody bidding for a lucrative share of the market, the cheaper your holiday accommodation becomes!.

Prices for accommodation in Pattaya are ridiculously cheap, and will always be highly competitive as there are 1,000`s of hotels, guesthouses and room deals available (most of the year) to entice you in. With accommodation in such plentiful supply, there`s bargains to be snapped up by everyone, from luxurious 5* accommodation to a very basic room at just 150 baht per night. (£3.00)! The more they build, the better it is for the bargain seeking holiday maker in Pattaya Thailand, as your holiday accommodation, bars and restaurant’s must be cheap to remain competitive!

As a result, Pattaya`s accommodation now offers some of the finest renowned Hotels in the world, and boasts one of the largest shopping malls in Asia. Add this to the shops and markets already there, and you can shop until you drop! Pattaya, Thailand has it all!

So does it still have beer, sex and bar girls? Take my word, you can bet on that. Although the authorities are trying to “clean up Pattaya”, the income from the sex trade and the beer bars is immense. To make way for new developments - the beers bars and bar girls simply re-locate to a new area nearby. As a result Soi Buakhao is rapidly becoming the No1 hot spot for many holiday makers seeking the sex trade, and fun entertainment. It boasts massage parlours, discos, beer bars and bar girls etc - so if you`re a single holiday maker whose looking for sex and fun, this now is definitely the new place to head for!

When on holiday in Pattaya It`s still difficult in to walk anywhere without seeing a traditional Pattaya beer bar (let alone sitting in one), along with its ever “enchanting” bar girls to entice or “escort” you in! Sex and bar girls will always be the single holiday makers dream in Pattaya, and however the Thailand authorities try to suppress, or move this lucrative commodity – the sex trade in Pattaya along with all the money it generates, will still flourish!

If you`re a single holiday maker, or travelling in a group, then Pattaya Thailand offers one of the greatest holiday deals ever. With such cheap prices on flights and accommodation, and a good exchange rate, it makes economic sense. So if it` value for money you`re looking for, stop dithering, and book that dream holiday to Pattaya Thailand NOW!

I guarantee you won`t regret it!

Pattaya bar girl - more than just sex!

2012-09-19T10:30:00.002-07:00

There`s more than just sex with a Pattaya bar girl. So when on holiday in Pattaya, providing you’re not a butterfly (flitting from bar to bar, and having sex with a different bar girl every night), finding the right bar girl for a longer term "business" relationship is essential! If you see the bar girl of your dreams, take her for a short term “trial”, but do not take her to your accommodation. This way you can find out if you`re both sexually compatible in the bedroom – and whether the two of you gel together! Ask yourself truthfully, will the glamour and fireworks still be exploding in a few days’ time, or maybe you`ll be drooling over another bar girl in a different bar? In the short term you`ll know if you and the bar girl are compatible – but you`ll need to communicate far more in the longer term as there`s much more, than just sex to be had with a Pattaya bar girl! I cannot find the right one for you, but only take a bargirl that has a reasonable command of your language. While gestures and sign language are ok for a little while, you`ll need in depth communication and a GSOH, when taking any bargirl in the longer term.

Wild drunk girls at Pattaya bar by Bangkok_wom We all know bar girls offer sex 24/7, but there`s so much more they can offer than just sex. I`m not talking about love or romance, so remember this - never ever fall in love with a bar girl, as she sees you only as a walking ATM!

Also remember that you will never own a bar girl, and that your financial holiday arrangement with a bar girl is business only – she`s there for your money – and you`re there for sex and your pleasure – that`s as far as it goes!

Right, from the 1000`s of Pattaya beautiful bar girls you`ve picked a stunning starlet that`s “got your hormones running amok”, and you feel you`d like to be with her for a week or so in your accommodation! You should now ask can you “do a deal” on the fees? The chances are she`ll say - YES (depending on season). Forget Christmas and New Year, but overall you should be able to negotiate a far more favourable rate - especially in low season. Most bar girls “ask for” a 1,000 baht daily, but the skilled negotiator (that`s you) may be able to halve that figure! Let`s face it during low season – if she goes out on average once a week, she might only earn 4000 baht a month, so the temptation of earning nearly a month’s income in one week, is usually enough to seal the deal! Don`t forget, there`s a daily bar fine to be paid too!

So what else can a bar girl offer, that`s more than just sex? If you want, she`ll be by your side 24/7, as your carefully chosen bar girl is now being paid to make your holiday as enjoyable as possible! You know sex is constantly on tap – so what other “attributes” have you bought? Hopefully, your chosen bar girl has a sense of humour, so the time spent in your accommodation together should be great fun! In addition, you`ve got yourself a guide to Pattaya, - but beware! As she gets a commission on drinks from her bar, your bar girl will try to entice you there – but remember, you`re not obligated in the slightest – wherever you go and whatever you want - it`s entirely “up to you”.

As friend, she will “appear” to be understanding and comforting, so you`ve got yourself a soul mate too! “I do for you” is one of the most common bar girl phrases – as she`s there totally for your pleasure, amusement and sex! I still can`t believe that some guys find it hard to leave their accommodation and go out alone? A bar girl has no hold over you at all – simply tell her “tonight you stay room”. She`ll be happy, because she`s got a TV with remote and a bed to lie on, and if you give her 100 baht for food she`ll be elated! I bet she`ll perform the best sex ever before you go out, in the hope that you don`t stray or go for short term sex! Oh, and don`t tell her you`ll be back in a couple of hours – or during your absence your bar girl may use your accommodation for sex!

Remember too that you might have a serious problem with your bar girl! She may look sweet and innocent like “butter wouldn`t melt in her mouth” - but your cash might start disappearing, and if it does one of the favourite place for a bar girl to hide money - is in her bra! It gets even worse if they take your passport! They are all lying, thieving, cheating, backstabbing path leading bar girls that wouldn`t recognise the truth if it leapt up and smacked them in the face – so just hope you get a good one! If there`s serious trouble between you both, and your accommodation is a “decent hotel “, if there`s sufficient grounds, then their security staff will search your “guest”. If in a room, the neighbouring Thai ladies/bar girls will always bond together, so you`ve little or no chance of recovering anything – so never show any bar girl big money, and always keep your passport safe. These are only a few of the possible down sides, so always be on your guard as your foxy dream bar girl can also be very dangerous.

PLUS SIDE! Unlimited Sex for sure. A beautiful hostess that`s with you 24/7 (if you want). Your guide to Pattaya and the surrounding area. A soul mate/friend. A negotiator. A courier/messenger. A fun entertainer. A helpful advisor. DOWN SIDE! A born liar. A professional cheat - No loyalty. A cunning thief. A sly extortionist. A highly skilled “con” artist. A skilful and deceitful Manipulator. That`s why a Pattaya bar girl is more than just sex! Be careful – and just enjoy sex with a bar girl when on holiday in Pattaya. Remember - that`s as far as it goes!

Pattaya Thailand Sex information and sex guide!

2012-09-02T06:05:00.000-07:00

Pattaya sex. A complete holiday guide & sex Information.

This is the most comprehensive site for sex information and a tourist guide to sex if you`re going on holiday to Pattaya.

AIRPORT ARRIVAL. It takes you right through, from your arrival at the airport and offers helpful information and tips on your journeydown to Pattaya! Where to get a taxi at the airport, and how much does it cost? Are there stops on the way? How long does the journey take? Traveling on a budget, then there`s everything you need to know on the bus (coach) services, prices and where to get them from the airport. There`s also some handy information about holiday exchange rates at the airport too.

ACCOMMODATION. Your arrival in Pattaya, is covered too. There`s more great information, on how and where to find cheap accommodation, and how to get the very best deals! There`s also some great advice and tips on getting the locals to help you! Why as a single tourist, l believe It`s not always advisable to book accommodation in advance! Did you know how cheap a month’s accommodation in Pattaya can be? All this information and loads more tips can be found right here in this indispensible holiday sex guide to Pattaya.

BAR GIRLS. For the single tourist sex will undoubtedly be your biggest outlay - other than your accommodation. What to look for in a bar girl? Can a bar girl be trusted? How do you “chat up a bar girl? Is every bar girl available for sex? How much does sex with a bar girl cost? What to do if it goes wrong! Never fall in love with a Pattaya bar girl! What`s the cheapest sex in Pattaya, and where to find it? Short term sex or long term sex – the options available! Useful tips on where to go for sex. The sex information in this tourist guide will prove indispensible to every single holiday maker to Pattaya!

MASSAGE. When you`re on holiday in Pattaya sex is everywhere! This guide will tell you all about the different types of massage “sex services” - where to go - what to expect. From the very cheapest through to the most expensive! Massage parlours, shops, soapy massage with a current guide to prices and the different types of massage(s) available!

VENUES. If you`re looking for sex in Pattaya, this in-depth guide explores all the available options, from bar complexes, massage parlours, short term rooms, sex with free-lancers and even sex with the girls working the beach prom! Whatever sex guide, advice, and information you`re looking for about sex in Pattaya - you`ll certainly find it here! If not email me and l`ll write about it!

This site must be explored by any holiday-maker or tourist who`s on holiday, or thinking of going on holiday to Pattaya Thailand.

Having sex with a bar girl in Pattaya is always great fun –but it’s never love”!

2012-08-25T00:18:00.000-07:00

SEX WITH PATTAYA BAR GIRLS CAN BE GREAT FUN

BUT - IT`S NEVER EVER - LOVE!

If you`re going on holiday to Pattaya, the odds are you`ll have great fun and sex with a few of the bar girls – it`s a service – no more – so never forget this – and when it`s over, simply walk away! To the 100`s of bar girls it`s only sex – it will NEVER be love! Most bar girls will tell you “why have sex for fun – when you can have sex for money?”

All Pattaya bar girls try to have fun, much more than they would in the backs of their villages in the wilds of "Nakhon Nowhere". On arrival at the bar in Pattaya for the very first time, “farm fresh” newbies get little help from the more established bar girls, and why should they? If they`re younger and prettier, then they`re competition! (another example why I don`t believe that all Thai`s accept “everyone`s equal"). How can we be, when Thai values are completely different to ours? I was once told by a Pattaya bar girl "We can NEVER be the same" and believe me, the more time l spend on holiday in Pattaya – the more I appreciate this is true. So how can you possibly love each other?

Most established bar girls already have Thai boyfriends. They also have farang/boyfriends from abroad that send money on a regular basis – this is called sponsoring. Thai men have no problems whatsoever if their girlfriend works as a bar girl! They know and accept she will have sex with other men, but the majority don`t get jealous. That will appear surprising to many of us, in fact many Thai men openly encourage this to supplement their “income”! This is in complete contrast to our antiquated Western values regarding sex. You don`t have to be in a relationship to participate in, or enjoy sex – especially with a Pattaya bar girl! We`ve been doing it for years – just ask your parents. Sex with a bar girl is great fun, but ask yourself truly - where does love come into it?

Whether you go for a newbie, or a more mature bar girl – make her laugh, have fun together - inter-reaction is paramount. Be tactile and touchy, but do not grope in public (well, until you`ve at least paid the bar fine). Be discrete too, as openly showing affection is still frowned upon in Thailand – even in Pattaya!

Thai men are not very responsive, or romantic. Sex between Thai men and bar girls is mainly about his enjoyment only! By contrast, some bar girls in Pattaya still find it very odd that many of us (farangs) even enjoy “a kiss and cuddle". To The Thai men sex is readily available and as such it`s seldom emotional, with little (if any) foreplay, so forget the romance and love! Sex is simply a service that women and bar girls provide to keep their Thai men and customers happy! Sex is a service and that`s it. No love, no romance and certainly no regrets or jealousy! So enjoy yourself, have fun and great sex – then simply walk away!

I have been seeing the same woman, for the past 14 years or so who l met in a go-go bar in Pattaya! About 6 years ago, I arranged to meet her at the airport, for us to travel down to Pattaya for a holiday. She didn`t show, and there was no answer from her mobile either! 10 days later, she just appeared in the bar at PattayaI where I was drinking. Her feeble excuse was that her mothers sister had died, she had gone to her funeral up in the mountains, where she lost her phone. Amazingly there were no phones in the village either? You don`t have to be a rocket scientist to work out that someone else (another sponsor), had arrived for a holiday - at the same time as me! So, because l think it`s "better the devil you know", I still see her. She ONCE told me that she`s in love with me, and she thinks “I same husband”. Not quite sure if she meant she thinks of me AS her husband, or if she`s already got one? But maybe that`s Thai “love” for you – haha!

So why do so many men fall in “in love” with bar girls in Pattaya, knowing they will be lied to and cheated? Don`t be stupid - Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with a bar girl who`s been working as a prostitute, and having sex with 20 or more different guys every month - it`s only lust - not love! NEVER EVER confuse the two. Remember enjoy yourself, have fun and great sex – then just walk away!

If you`re looking for romance with a Thai girl or lady (not a bar girl) then try AsianDating.com or one of the many other on-line dating services. Your chances of long term success will be far higher, and it`ll also be cheaper! Good luck.

Is cheap sex with a Pattaya bargirl the answer?

2012-08-19T01:54:00.001-07:00

Pattaya Bar Girl

Cheap sex is not always the answer!

Cheap sex with Pattaya bar girls is not always the answer to your sex fantasies – I assure you. Yes, there`s 100`s of beautiful bar girls and girls working in Pattaya massage parlours, short term bars etc, all offering sex - but finding the right girl, at the right price is very difficult, and if it`s not handled correctly – you`ll probably put yourself in some very difficult situations. Here`s the answer why!

Many men in Pattaya bars boast about their conquests by having cheap sex with a bar girl, gloating that they`ve “had her” for just 200 baht etc. That might have been the case, as the bar girl was in desperate need of money. But l wonder just how good that cheap sex really was? All bar girls in Pattaya have prices “in their heads” as to what their sex services are worth. So, If you opt for cheap sex from a bar girl then don`t expect a full service – how can you? . Don`t get me wrong, if you’re lucky, it can still be great fun, but I`m just telling you what to watch out for! Cheap sex Is not always necessarily the answer

Here`s two golden rules, when talking about cheap sex to a Pattaya bar girl:-

1. Never ever let her know you`re travelling on holiday alone.

2. Also, never tell her that it`s your first time in Pattaya.

I believe short term is the answer when you`re negotiating cheap sex with a Pattaya bar girl. That way, you`ll be “in and out”, without the risk of too many complications. There can still be pit-falls, but overall this will reduce your “risk(s)”. If you do, then take her to a “neutral” short term room – never go to your hotel/room - and don`t even think of going to hers!

A friend of mine once took a bar-girl back to his room. After having sex, she thought he was alone, (as he stupidly told her it was his first time in Pattaya), and she refused to go. He previously paid her the agreed price (and it wasn`t cheap sex for sure), but no matter what he said, she wouldn`t go – the bar girl just demanded more money until I intervened! Intimidation is certainly one of the bar girls greatest weapons – please be very careful – especially as a newbie! So take your Pattaya bar girl to a neutral short term room. Here you have the choice to leave, and because there`s no point in her staying there, you`ll also avoid any unforeseen confrontation!

If at any time you`re at bar and talking about cheap sex, with a bar girl and she calls you a “cheap Charlie”, watch out! You may think you`ve been clever in getting cheap sex at a low rate – but now she`ll be plotting how to extract some more money from you. Her first ploy will be the “sex service” you`ll receive,(or lack of it) in the bedroom. The odds are you`ll get missionary sex and no more! The bar girl will show no reaction or interest whatsoever, and probably count the spots on the ceiling! If you want “sextras”, these will certainly cost you more!

Is cheap sex really the answer?
Enjoy yourself and have fun with the bar girls of Pattaya!

So always make certain your bar girl knows what you
expect from her, and agree the final price, before you take her out of the bar. Never be embarrassed, because to her it`s simply business for providing a sex service – no more! Another ploy will be to ask for money to cover food or a taxi. 50 baht will cover each of these! Give her the exact money – if you don`t then l doubt it if you`ll see any change, that`s even if she bothers to return at all.

Long term (a few days or more), can be very dangerous if you`ve managed to negotiate cheap sex. A more experienced bar girl once told me “Always sleep with one eye open in Pattaya”. So keep in close contact with your wallet/money, because your long term bar girl will be working on ways to prise additional money from you! If she can`t then there`s other ways you will pay! For instance you might go for a meal, and because you can`t speak Thai, you might think she`s having a long conversation with the waitress. She`s not – she`s ordering loads off the menu. When it`s served, she picks uninterested at the food and says “I no hungry”. Who`s then left to foot the heavy bill? The cheap Charlie of course!

So if you`re going or thinking of or going with a Pattaya bar girl, l hope you`ve now realised that cheap sex is not always the answer – so take good care!

Want sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand?

2012-08-09T02:07:00.000-07:00

Guidance & advice - sex with a bar girl

in Pattaya Thailand?

Want sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand - who doesn’t? So how do you go about it? Unfortunately, sex with a bar girl in Thailand is not in their eyes compulsory, even though most bar girls are desperate for money! Despite all your beliefs, if bar girls don`t want to have sex with you – they won`t! When chatting to a bar girl, you may think you`re in control of the situation.You may think you hold all the cards. You may even think your cash makes you irresistible to her, but l`m sorry to disappoint you, because you`ll be wrong on every account! Sex with a bar girl in pattaya Thailand is “up to her” – not you!

The “poor” bar girl has more principles than you and I – that`s for sure! Principles do not relate to our somewhat out-dated western views regarding sex. Sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand is another issue altogether! Sex to her can be fun, it can be enjoyable, but without the necessity to be in love, or even to be in a relationship (please remember this!). Sex with a bar girl in Pattaya, means she`ll have fun, in return for a service – and nothing more! To a bar girl, sex is no different than her serving you with a drink, and in return you buy her one – it`s just a service – that`s all. Providing you pay for it (with a small tip of appreciation), the bar girl will be more than happy! Young bar girls, the same as young men - enjoy sex! So if they enjoy sex - what`s wrong with enjoying sex for money?

However, bar girl principles are strong, in fact very strong. Although Thai culture is based on the fact that “everyone is equal”, l believe that`s simply not true! Girls working in Ago-gos have to have sex with “X” amount of customers every month. If they don`t their wages are cut, but despite this, some girls still will not have sex with certain customers! Bar girls can do the exactly the same, but how can they judge when everyone`s supposed to be equal? I honestly don`t know, so l`ll leave that for you to decide.

So then,how do you have sex with a bar girl in Pattaya? Often there is a language barrier between you and the bar girl, but this is easily overcome. Simple gestures and actions are commonplace when communicating. If you can master this, and are clean shaven, presentable, and polite - the odds are she will “warm to you”. To make certain – do your utmost to keep your bar girl amused. A sense of humour, a smile and a funny gesture will work wonders on her - and l cannot stress how important this is. Bar girls love fun, they want to be amused and if you follow my advice, the odds are they will respond with great sex, by keeping you fully amused - in the bedroom!

In my opinion, if you want sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand, you`ll have a far greater success and mind blowing sex, if you simply make fun and laughter with a happy smile, as opposed to a drunken, loud mouthed, beer swilling idiot!

It`s always worth remembering too, that all bar girls offer a short term sex service! In the bar she may look like the stunning sexy starlet of your dreams, but will she perform “U” turns under the sheets when it comes to sex in bed? With that in mind, I recommend you take your bar girl for a short term “trial” and put your “toe in the water” before committing for a longer period!

Want sex with a bar girl in Pattaya Thailand? Then just follow my simple advice, and you`ll be getting plenty of it too!

When Is The Best Time To Book A Holiday To Pattaya

2012-08-05T07:53:00.000-07:00

When Is The Best Time To Book A Holiday To Pattaya - Here`s 10 undisputable reasons, why you should book that dream holiday to Pattaya Thailand today!

Exchange Rate: Since August (last year), the best rate has been 50.5 baht to the £. Now it`s edging even closer to 50, so it`s almost reached its lucrative peak again. Quite simply, your holiday £ will now stretch even further in Pattaya Thailand.

Flights: With direct flights at under £550, indirect flights at £470, you`ve got to take advantage of these great holiday flight offers now.

Accommodation: Basic accommodation can be had from under £5.00 a night, budget guest houses from £6.50, and grand luxury 5* hotels too. Pattaya is bursting at the seams with all types of holiday accommodation, to suit every holiday makers budget and requirements.

Shopping: From simple holiday souvenirs, tailor made garments, to exquisite Thai 18ct Gold! Everything is available in Pattaya. Plenty of street vendors, markets, shops and one of the largest shopping malls in Asia, so there`s no need to spend hours of your holiday hunting for bargains – they`re all on your doorstep!

Food: Dining out? Where`s the best place to eat in Pattaya? Grab yourself a tasty meal from one of the 100`s of food carts for about 40 pence! There`s every cuisine imaginable in Pattaya. From McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizzas.. Food markets, BBQ`s, sea food restaurants, where you can select your favourite fish from the tank they`re swimming in, to lavish 5* restaurants and hotels selling food from all over the world, it`s all very reasonably priced too.

Daytime Activities: Shops restaurants, beaches, water parks, crocodile farms, water sports, fishing, temples, Pattaya floating market, island tours, safe bathing, promenades walks, Zoos, pony trekking, markets bowling. Pattaya is a complete holiday resort, suitable for all ages and abilities.

Nightlife: Bars, A Go-Go`s Discos. Pattaya is world famous for its great fun “anything goes” night life, clubs, bar girls and lady boys. Although you can eat and drink virtually 24/7 in Pattaya, the evenings start to liven up when the bar girls arrive at 5.00pm until the early hours of the morning. The clubs, bars and Go-Go`s shut off the music at 2am, but as long as you have money in your pocket, you`ll always find a bar that is pleased to serve you.

Family Holidays. No holiday worries here. Thai people simply adore children and Pattaya is no different. As there`s no hard and fast rules as you`ll always see the girls amusing them until they`re worn out, (the kids that is). Bar Girls will always happily entertain the children, while parents drink at their bars. The beaches are safe, food and drinks cheap, and there`s loads for them to do. Pattaya is constantly being promoted as a safe family holiday resort, so why not give it a try?

Single Holiday Makers: Pattaya is just a dream resort. Whatever you want is here. You won`t be single for very long if you book a holiday to Pattaya. The 1000`s of bar girls will see to that, and with the vibrant night life rocking to all hours of the morning, you`ll be made to feel like a king every single day (and night).

Value: Now is undoubtedly the time to book your holiday flight to Pattaya, as not only is the exchange rate great value, but overall it`s so much cheaper than taking a holiday in The UK. A fortnight`s holiday flight and accommodation to Thailand, can cost you as little as £650 each! When you book a room in Pattaya that`s what you pay, there`s no hidden supplements. Now, take into account the savings you`ll make on food drink and entertainment, transport, shopping etc etc, and your dream holiday in Pattaya Thailand, will definitely cost you less!

When IsThe Best Time To Book A Holiday To Pattaya - Right Now!

Pattaya – Thai women and bar girls – lies, deceit, sex and seduction!

2012-07-26T03:23:00.000-07:00

The Truth About Thai Women Bar girls & Money - Pattaya Thailand!

Women and bar girls in Pattaya have an incredible art of extracting all your money from you, using their unrivalled skills of lies, deceit, sex and seduction!

From the moment you step off the plane after your flight to Thailand and start your holiday in Pattaya, you will be besotted by gorgeous Thai women, because of one common interest - money. Thai women are focused on money, and regardless of their well-rehearsed lines “I love you”,” You different from anyone l meet before”, “you handsome young man” (now let`s be honest, you might be 18 or 81), it doesn`t matter, because after the flight, your wallets “wedged up” with money, but believe me – it won’t be for very long!

Age or physical prowess is of no importance to Thai women and bar girls whatsoever! Only one thing matters - Money, If you have money when you arrive at Suvarnabhumi airport (Thailand’s main airport), I guarantee you will not have any when you leave! Women from The UK scream about males going to Pattaya Thailand and exploiting the women and bar girls. When you get back on the plane and look in the depths of your wallet and realise all your money`s gone – then tell me who`s been exploited?

Family bonds are too strong in Thailand! Should you marry a Thai woman or bar girl, you will never ever become a part of her family! They may call you head of the family, and other fabricated titles, but it`s simply more lies and deceit! Never forget, to the women and bar girls of Pattaya you`ll never be anything else other than a walking ATM. The only link formed between you and her family is your money! Never forget that! !It`s all about money!

Here`s a few of the many horror stories I`ve heard while on holiday in Pattaya Thailand.

"A Thai bar girl from Pattaya, married in The UK. After a couple of months, her English husband received a letter from her father stating that as his daughter, (the ex-bar girl), was not working in Pattaya, the family were no longer being supported. He demanded £250 every month threatening that if this was not paid, his daughter would have to return to Thailand to work. Her husband refused. Needless to say, his “loyal” Thai wife has since returned to Thailand, and is indeed working in a Pattaya bar and sending money home - to support her family!"

"A friend of mine, married in Thailand just outside Pattaya. He made a big mistake! Not only could he not speak or write Thai, but he went to live with her family. He was assured by the family that he would not just be regarded as head of the family, but of the village too! Almost immediately after the wedding, tradesmen arrived at the house in droves. New appliances, washing machines, TVs etc arrived on a seemingly daily basis. She got him to sign for everything. After just three weeks, and incredibly £16,000 lighter he booked the first taxi out of Pattaya and took a flight home. She`s since written to say “she`s sorry”, and want`s him back. Maybe she`s running short of money now, eh?"

The art of Thai women and bar girls seduction, is their beautiful smile, and the offer of sex. These disguise numerous lies and tales of deceit and all for one purpose only - to get your money!

Listen to the guys at the bars in Pattaya talking about local Thai women and bar girls. Many of the reports are about bargirls and women not being able to tell the truth, and the accounts of their lies and deceit to extort money, are increasing daily. Some guys come out with this classic statement “my one`s different”! Well let me tell you, if there`s a Thai lady or bar girl anywhere in Pattaya Thailand that doesn`t lie, cheat or deceive to extract money from you – she`s not different – she`s truly unique!

Never forget, to the women and bar girls of Pattaya, you`ll never be anything other than a walking "ATM".

Looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand? Or a holiday to Thailand?

2012-07-18T03:45:00.000-07:00

Pattaya Thailand – Asia`s No1 Holiday Resort!

Pattaya is situated in The Beautiful Gulf of Thailand, and if you’re looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand, It makes perfect sense to book a holiday there right now! It`s the fastest developing holiday resort in Thailand, as it`s “holiday potential” is immense. Pattaya attracts worldwide investment from tourism. Not only does it have something for everyone, it`s amazing value for family holidays and the single traveller alike! Make no mistake Pattaya, Thailand is simply an amazing “complete” holiday resort, with action throughout the day, combined with vibrant night life to all hours of the morning! So if you’re looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand, Pattaya will rival any other holiday resort in the world!

For shopaholics, Pattaya boasts one of the largest shopping malls/complexes in Asia. It really is a shopper’s paradise, ranging from gigantic malls, 1000`s of small shops, markets, and huge shopping complexes, with small street vendors too. Believe me, no holiday maker will be disappointed because Pattaya has it ALL! There`s so many incredible bargains to be had everywhere, all types of tailor made suits and outfits, to general “off the peg” clothes, phones, watches, computer accessories. You can buy everything you need for your holiday or maybe just a few holiday souvenirs. Looking for cheap holiday bargains? Everything is available in Pattaya!

Worried about Asian food when taking a holiday to Thailand? Well don`t be! In addition to the plentiful Asian restaurants, there`s every type of world-wide cuisine available in Pattaya! From luxury 5 star steakhouses and top notch restaurants, to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. etc., so there`s something for all ages, all budgets and all palates. You`ll never go hungry while on holiday – It`s impossible – because in Pattaya you`ll rarely be less than a minute away from something to eat! Don`t forget to try the delicious food being sold from the many mobile food carts, here you can eat a very cheap basic meal “over rice” for 40 pence.

Pattaya is just over 10 hours flying time from the UK, where you`ll land at Suavarnabhumi airport in Bangkok (Thailand’s main international airport). From there you can journey on down to Pattaya in just over an hour and a half. This will be your first experience of how cheap everything is, as the air-conditioned luxury taxi should cost you little more than £20.00. For those of you on budget, an air-conditioned coach will take you to Pattaya for about 120Baht (£2.50). Wherever you are in Thailand, holiday transportation is extremely cheap. Bhat buses (taxis) appear every 30 seconds in Pattaya. They will take you anywhere around The Pattaya “ring road” (one way system), at a fixed price of only 10B (20 pence).

The choice of tourist accommodation in Pattaya is endless. There`s guest houses, 2star budget to 5star luxury hotels, cheap rooms, a/c luxury rooms, and as they`re constantly building, you will be spoilt for choice, but one things for sure you`ll easily find cheap accommodation that`s well within your budget! A cheap room in a Pattaya guesthouse will cost from as little as £150.00 for a fortnight, That`s just £75.00 each for two full weeks! So if you`re looking for a cheap holiday to Thailand, you`ve just found one!

Pattaya is world famous for both day and night life! By day, the beach and promenade at pattaya are full of amazing attractions, side stalls, street vendors, water sports - you can even hire a speed-boat there – they`re all cheap! Take a stroll down the side streets, to explore and appreciate the full ambiance of this incredible holiday resort.

By evening, Pattaya explodes into a lively vibrant resort where the streets are full of amazed holiday tourists, staring in disbelief at the lights, the bars, Ago-go`s, clubs and restaurants that make Pattaya Thailand’s No1 resort for a cheap holiday.

So what are you waiting for? With a favorable exchange rate too, there’s never been a better time to book that cheap holiday to Pattaya, Thailand. So start searching right now!

Probably The Cheapest Sex in Pattaya

2012-07-08T09:29:00.001-07:00

The BEACH PROMENADE – CHEAP SEX IN PATTAYA – (Part 5)

If you`ve been following my previous articles on Cheap Sex in Pattaya, then you`ll be thinking to yourself “surely sex can`t get any cheaper”, well you`d be wrong!

Pattaya beach and the accompanying prom (walkway), is a popular working area for many of the girls offering sex. Here you can got sex extremely cheaply, but be very, very careful.

In the bars, clubs and Ago-go`s of Pattaya where the girls also offer cheap sex, these establishments should always retain a copy of the girls ID cards. In theory, that`s your insurance and a good enough reason on its own to pay the a bar fine. However, if you see the girl of your dreams, or are offered a very tempting cheap sex deal that`s too good to resist – from a girl working on The Pattaya Beach Promenade - then you`re out on your own! Never ever forget, that all the girls working the beach promenade in Pattaya are of “no fixed abode”! You`ve agreed to have cheap sex with her in your hotel or room, and all you know about her – is the name she has chosen to give you! So please be extremely careful! I would personally recommend that these girls are avoided, as there`s 100`s of safer options of cheap sex throughout Pattaya, but many holiday makers still go for this risky, but cheaper sex option.

Most of the day, and night in, there`s always an assortment of working girls in all shapes, sizes, and ages - offering cheap sex for the holiday maker! Take a stroll through, and have a look – it cost`s nothing! Start at Walking Street end, and head towards The Dolphin Roundabout. Depending on the time of day, you might see a couple of dozen working girls, but at peak times (usually from 8pm), there can be well in excess of a hundred or more.

You should notice a few of the girls work alone, but generally you`ll find they work in groups of two or more. Never ever dive straight in with both feet using the proverbial chat up line “How Much”! Pattaya is constantly promoting its image as a safe family holiday resort, and as such not all the girls are working, or indeed offering cheap sex. By offending the wrong lady, you could easily end up with a slap in the face, and even the police being called! Even though cheap sex is readily available, prostitution is illegal in Pattaya, and you will be in serious trouble, so it`s a good idea to just start a general humorous conversation, with the girl(s). If she`s working, then in the next couple of minutes she`ll let you know for sure, after which you can start negotiating cheap sex with her. As many of the girls work The Pattaya Beach Promenade in groups, it`s an ideal opportunity to negotiate cheap sex with a couple of the girls! Not only should you get a very favourable rate – but as the girls are let`s say “familiar with each other”, it should be double the fun! However, it can also be “double dangerous” too- so please be careful!

So what will cheap sex with a girl

working from The Beach Promenade in Pattaya cost?

Now even before you start cheap sex negotiations with her, please bear in mind there`s no bar fine or lady drinks to pay for, so in theory you`ll be at least 500B (£10.00) better off to start with! The odds are, she`ll ask the same price as a bar girl which is generally 1,000B (£20.00) for full sex Lasting about an hour. That`s what she`ll ask for – but how much you finally agree for cheap sex with her – like everything else in Pattaya my friend, that will be “up to you”! I have heard rumours that cheap sex can be had from girls working The Beach Promenade in Pattaya, for as little as 500B! That may be true, and good luck to you if can negotiate a similar deal – but more importantly take extra care when having cheap sex with these girls!

Soapy Massage/Full Body Massage/Shop Massage

2012-07-01T05:08:00.000-07:00

Cheap Sex Pattaya (part 4) Massage Parlours!

If you`ve been following my earlier holiday guides on Cheap Sex in Pattaya Thailand, you`ll have seen that I`ve proved how you can have sex for as little as £3.50 an hour! If you`re a shrewd negotiator, I`m sure that you can even get sex in Pattaya cheaper than that.However, we`re going to explore all the sex venues, and this time we`ll concentrate on the cheap sex that`s available throughout Pattayas 100`s if not 1000`s of massage parlours!

Massage parlours throughout the world, are invariably categorised as “seedy sex” venues! Pattaya in Thailand is not the same! Massage parlours are numerous here, and they all offer cheap sex because of the fierce competition! There`s nothing seedy here whatsoever, as most of the girls treat it as fun! The girls offering sex love good humour, and you should treat sex in the same way the girls do – so just have fun! Massage parlours and shops are plentiful throughout Pattaya, and come in many varieties. They range from a small shop in a side street, to grand prominent palatial buildings usually situated on the main roads! Cheap sex in a massage parlour can end with a handy relief, right through to full sex! Never be scared to go into anywhere in Pattaya – (or anywhere in Thailand for that matter), to ask the price(s), and never be forced into paying for anything that you might later regret!

Soapy massage/Full Body Massage.

Generally in Pattaya these are mainly huge buildings, and due to the size many holidaymakers may be apprehensive of going inside. Please don`t be! Every visitor to Pattaya should indulge in at least one soapy massage or full body massage, because believe me, the experience is truly unforgettable!

On entering, you`ll be shown to a table where you can order a drink or two. Before, going any further, now`s the time to familiarise yourself with the available massage services and the charge(s). If in doubt – ask!

Now, you will have noticed huge glass screens (often called) “The Goldfish Bowl”, housing up to 80 or more skimpily dressed girls, ready to give you the sexiest massage of your life! All the girls are identified by numbers, and simply beckon your host when you`ve picked the sexiest massage girl of your dreams! There`s no problem here, if you`d like two or even three girls to massage you, (just make sure, you`ve the money, and the Viagra!) I prefer to have a drink and get to know her before the massage. Now after the formalities your massage experience begins. You`ll be escorted upstairs, then showered or washed in a hot tub by your masseuse in preparation for your unhurried luxurious body full body massage. Hopefully you will have agreed the soapy erotic slippery Lillo massage beforehand as it`s the ultimate in body contact. as it`s likely to be the most erotic experience you will ever encounter!?

So how much will it all cost? In comparison to what you can pay for sex in Pattaya, it`s expensive! On average the entire sexual massage (that can last for up to 90minutes) will cost you from 1,800 to 2,500 baht . I would guesstimate, it`s one of the most expensive forms of sex to be had in Pattaya, but for the sensual and sexual intimacy feeling, l doubt if you`ll find such intimate contact in any other of the alternative sex establishments throughout Thailand. As such, I personally recommend that every full blooded male should have a sensual massage and experience the full body massage or soapy massage when on holiday in Pattaya.

Massage Shops.

These are basically only another excuse for sex! They`re much cheaper, as they`re nowhere near as grand. Four to ten girls will sit outside, by the price board displaying the massage services available. It`s a good idea to discuss the additional “massage services” and the price before you go in, with your chosen masseur. Inside, many of the massage areas have simple pull across curtains, but these are being replaced by more comfortable, but still very basic massage rooms. Let`s face it, 200 baht for a massage with oil is well cheap, but who wants or really needs a second rate ten minute massage? The only reason you`re there is for sex, so what will it cost at a massage shop? In addition to the 200/250 baht basic oil massage price, the girls will ask between 100 and 300 baht for a hand job! Oral sex, they`ll ask between 500 and 1,000 baht, with full sex at anything up to 1,500 baht. These are only guidelines, so again the more skilled negotiators among you, should achieve even better rates.

So, if you`re on holiday in Pattaya, a Soapy Massage or a Full Body Massage is a must, whereas a shop massage is worth going to just for the experience. But whatever you do or wherever you go, make sure you check out my next blog on the best value holiday sex in Pattaya!

Cheap sex in Pattaya (Part 3) - Sex with a Bargirl!

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Going on holiday to Pattaya - looking for cheap sex?

Then the beer bars have "everything" you can dream of - and so much more! Where else can you meet hundreds of stunning bar girls on holiday, all ready and willing to have sex with you?

Pattaya is Thailand’s number one destination for tourism, so it`s not surprising that it has more bar complexes, beer bars and working girls (bar girls), than any other holiday resort in Thailand – but more importantly, every one of these girls is ready and available for cheap sex!

The number of bars in Pattaya, are impossible to count, as they seemingly open up and close down on a daily basis. One things for sure, it`s virtually impossible to find a street that hasn`t got at least one bar. Some guess that they total well over 1,000, and if you take on average, that each has around 10 bar girls working there – you may not be far away! Don`t forget, that doesn`t include the Go-Go’s, massage parlours, short time bars, freelancers, and even the girls working the beach, and on the street corners! There`s every chance that there could be as many as 250,000 working girls in Pattaya! Therefore, due to the fierce competition there, you`ll never be far away from a bar girl, or any girl for that matter, offering cheap sex somewhere in Pattaya - that`s guaranteed!

So, when on holiday in Pattaya how much does sex with a bar girl cost? Invariably, you`ll have a few beers, and then buy your chosen bar girl a couple of “lady drinks”. So your bar bill will be at least 400 baht! To take your bar girl out, you will have to pay a bar fine. These vary, depending on season, but should range between 300 – 500 baht. Before paying this, always agree the fee with the bar girl first, and what it includes – that`s very important. After paying the bar fine, your bar girl usually stays with you continually from the time you leave the bar, right through until the next morning!

So, how much will a Pattaya bar girl charge for her services? Generally, they`ll all ask for at least 1,000 baht, but again this fluctuates. In low season, and depending on your negotiating skills, she may be happy with 750 baht, however, around Christmas you might have to double that figure. So in total, to take a bar girl out for cheap sex, you`d be looking around 1,800 baht, which based on today’s rate is just over £35.00. Remember, she`ll be with you to satisfy your needs for a good 10 hours (or maybe more), so cheap sex with a bargirl in Pattaya can cost from as little as £3.50 an hour – if you can stay awake long enough that is!

Please remember that all bar girls in Thailand offer cheap sex, and nothing more. If you`re looking for a more “stable relationship” – try one of the many on-line dating agencies - Thai Love Links - for example is an excellent one, where you`ve a much greater opportunity of finding a rewarding and lasting relationship, and possibly more!

Whatever you do in Thailand, and whoever you do it with – do it safely, and have a great holiday!

Cheap sex Pattaya (Part 2) Short time rooms.

2012-06-06T02:13:00.000-07:00

Soi Six – 100`s of girls for short time sex!

When on holiday in Pattaya, the short time sex bars of Soi 6 are to be found running from beach road, down into first road, ( just along from the bowling Alley). As a rule it only takes about 7/8 minutes to stroll through - but for the prized lecher on holiday and out from his Pattaya hotel for the first time, this will take at least 15 minutes - maybe even more! So I recommend every holiday maker should at least visit the Soi.

Soi 6 Pattaya, has between 40-50 short time bars, packed full of sexy young ladies offering short time sex! Many of the bars face each other, with the majority having a black/smoked glass front, and at least 10/20 scantily dressed girls sitting outside, squeezed into sexy theme costumes to tempt in the amazed holiday maker.

The short time bars in Pattaya open at 3.00 until they close at 1.00am. At its busiest (9.00pm - 11pm) there can be as many as 500+ girls working in The Soi. There`s even a couple of lady boy bars there too. Take a look at Pook Bar and six up - if that`s what “rocks your boat”?

Soi 6, Pattaya is all about short time sex. Think of it as a service industry! Here, girls of every shape, size and age, can cater for the needs and desires of curious holiday makers.

Whatever your taste in girls, I guarantee you will find at least one here!

The girls in Soi Six obviously offer short time sex for the single male, but surprisingly they are equally accommodating to single females on holiday, who are also made to feel very welcome too! As I mentioned, the girls on the Soi try to cater for holiday makers of every taste, (as long as you have the money to spend of course!). That`s the reason, why more and more couples (swingers and sexually liberated people) also visit the soi.

When you`ve decided on a short time bar in Pattaya that`s of interest, you`ll enter - or more than likely be escorted in - through the door or curtain. Inside, you`ll usually see a humble bar, with sparsely furnished seating – (oh and more girls of course), and maybe even a few lockers for the girls personal effects! The short time bars in Soi Six, are not exactly 5 star, as they are simply a cover for short time sex! The drinks (beers) are reasonably priced at 70-100 baht, but expect to pay more for imported shorts and "lady drinks", these should be around 125 baht each.

Upstairs, the short time rooms and facilities are also very basic indeed. The bedrooms are kept fairly clean, and may only be separated by a pull across curtain from the adjoining room - so beware of things that go “bump” in the night! There is more often than not a “communal” shower facility, which is an added little holiday bonus, if a few of the girls are “freshening up”! Overall, the toilet is generally kept clean, but make allowances during the busiest times.

So how much will short time sex cost you? Obviously it varies from bar to bar, but generally the short time rooms in Soi 6, are available to hire from 250 baht! Sex with the short time girl of your dreams, is as always negotiable (the same as everything else when on holiday in Pattaya) – but it will certainly cost a minimum of 500 baht! So the total amount needed for, short time sex at the premises, with the girl of your dreams, and a few beers, will generally cost around 1,000 to 1,200 baht – that`s “All inclusive” – with no extra add-ons!

That`s why nearly every single male holiday maker to Pattaya, pays at least one visit to Soi- Six! So next time you`re on holiday in Pattaya, I hope you will too!

Looking For The Cheapest Sex In Pattaya? - (Part 1)

2012-06-03T09:13:00.000-07:00

Pattaya - Thailand is known to attract “sex tourists” from around the World and indeed if you are looking for cheap sex you will not be disappointed. If this is your first time to Pattaya you will find my guide on Where to Find Cheap Sex in Pattaya invaluable!

Let`s start your quest for cheap sex in Pattaya at the high end of the market.. . Go-Go`s and Ago-go bars.

All the dancers in an Ago-go or Gogo bar are available for sex. Not necessarily cheap sex, but sex none the less. If you normally pay for sex in your country, then you only have to do a price comparison to find that even the best looking, most sexy, skimpy clad dancer still sells her wares far cheaper than you can find back home.

Here`s some unexpected "add ons" to bear in mind, when looking for cheap sex with a Go-go dancer in Pattaya. Firstly you will have to buy her at least two lady drinks - two or three hundred Baht should cover this. In addition, there’s the bar fine – which will probably be displayed somewhere in the Go-Go bar - 1000 to 1500 Baht (for the best looking dancer), and on top of that there`s her fee. This will undoubtedly be a minimum of couple of thousand Baht, however if you are on a budget – ask about the Go-Go`s “short time rooms”!She may dance with great enthusiasm - but maybe a lame duck in bed! Everything should be taken in to account when looking for cheap sex, so take her for a test drive, before you give her a full M.O.T.!

All in all, a good night out at one of Pattayas Go-Go Bars, should be had for around 3510 Baht. Well, that`s providing you don`t have a drink yourself, and then walk back to your hotel. If you don`t kick her out in the morning and take her to a restaurant and join her for breakfast, that`ll cost you another 300 baht! Finally, if you only chose to give her 10baht for the Baht bus instead of the 100 Baht she asks for a taxi, you`ll be quids in! If you want cheap sex in Pattaya, then take my advice - beware of all these “little extras”!

On the plus side, although this is most certainly not the cheapest sex in Pattaya, you do get a good look at the merchandise prior to purchasing it!

In my next post of “Where to find cheap sex in Pattaya” (Part 2) Short time Bars….