Cheaty Monkey

The PYKFH, the Beautiful Friends, and the Etc.

Haley-O — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:37:09 +0000

Okay, SPLITTING PYKFH (post-Yom-Kippur-Fast headache). So, this is going to be brief. JUST a quick shout out to my DEAR friend in real life, JENIFER-LYN…. Here we are at tonight’s breaking-of-the-fast feast (my still-ginormous boobs fit PERFECTLY under hers…): And, no, I’m not pregnant. It’s half the shirt and half the NURSING weight that’s making me look [...]

Parched & PROUD: MILES FABER ROCKS DA HOUSE on SYTYCD Canada!

Haley-O — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:25:17 +0000

It’s only 8:54pm, and I’m hungry. It’s Erev Yom Kippur this evening. “Erev” is hebrew for “evening.” It’s the evening of Yom Kippur. So, as of around 6:30 this evening (this “erev”), I’m not allowed to eat for over 24 hours. So, I haven’t eaten in, ohhh, 2 hours and 24 minutes…, and 27 seconds 25, [...]

Angel in the Vines; Or, Cheaty Gets Cryptic and Maybe Even Nonsensical

Haley-O — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:39:05 +0000

So, I’m psychic now. (Work with me here.) I can’t tell the future or anything, mostly because I don’t believe the future’s set in stone. But, I’ve been more open to spiritual experiences. And, you know, the yoga and the stones and the meditation — all of it opens your mind up to experiences beyond [...]

Some People; Or, NOT Okay

Haley-O — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:07:45 +0000

There are some people who should NOT be watching violent movies, TV shows, or even reading violent books. Some people shouldn’t even DARE turn on the news or open a newspaper. The radio is quite enough thankyouverymuch. And, when they say “The following program may contain scenes of violence. Viewer discretion is advised”? YOU BETTER BELIEVE [...]

Because It’s More Important That the KITTIES Are Comfortable

Haley-O — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:33:05 +0000

The other night, my Cheaty little Monkey loudly sang herself to sleep, while piling ALL her kitties up in a pyramid on her pillow. Ha! Of course, I took pictures. Lots of pictures. It was worth the risk of waking her up because now I can embarrass her with them later…. She is HILARIOUS, that one. Her [...]

Getting to Know You Meme, MILES, and LEGWARMERS!

Haley-O — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:55:11 +0000

I got an email from BFF Lolo today with a bunch of questions I’m supposed to answer. You know, an email meme, AS IT WERE (a phrase I haven’t used since grad school, blergbergbeglerrrrrrrrg). So, I thought it might be fun to ACTUALLY do this meme, edit a few of the questions a WEEEEE bit [...]

HUGE NEWS HUGE!

Haley-O — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:20:17 +0000

Okay, this is a quickie, Gorgeouses. I’m slacking off on the blogging this week. BIG TIME. It’s just that A) it’s Rosh Hashana (the Jewish New Year), so technically, I’m not supposed to be doing ANYTHING right now. B) It’s Rosh Hashana and I am FULL UP and too lazy to write. C) JUST got [...]