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		<title>Angry silver back gorilla throws dirt or some shit at zoo keepers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 07:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This angry gorilla is tired of hearing the workers playing with their noisy tools so he throws a chunk of something at them then runs away hilariously.]]></description>
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		<title>Old people in church, it’s getting hot in here</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 05:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[so take off all our robes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Video: Old people in church, getting hot in here Some old people are getting hot in church. &#160; Sauce: Can&#8217;t remember]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/sfw/people-church-hot/attachment/oldpeoplehotinchurch/" rel="attachment wp-att-351">Old people in church, getting hot in here</a></p>
<p>Some old people are getting hot in church.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Sauce: Can&#8217;t remember</p>
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		<title>loki does a silent but deadly, nick fury is not amused</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 10:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<title>Whoa Yeah Kickstart My Heart I made a Wallpaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 21:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[adrenaline shots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kickstart my heart wallpaper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kickstarter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no funnies today]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was bored today and after watching a few ventrillo trolling videos on YouTube (specifcally this one) I got Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue stuck in my head. So no funnies today unless you count the YouTube link. After hours of whoa yeah looping around in my mind the soundtrack to every movie trailer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was bored today and after watching a few ventrillo trolling videos on YouTube <a title="(specifically this one)" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyXSbYXm6vQ" target="_blank">(specifcally this one)</a> I got Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue stuck in my head. So no funnies today unless you count the YouTube link.</p>
<p>After hours of whoa yeah looping around in my mind the soundtrack to every movie trailer ever [Citation needed] inspired me to knock up a wallpaper in Illustrator (I&#8217;m a n00b at this so I&#8217;m happy with the outcome!), click it for high res version.</p>
<div id="attachment_342" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kickstarthuge.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-342" title="kickstarthuge" src="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kickstarthuge-300x189.jpg" alt="Whoa Yeah" width="300" height="189" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Whoah Yeah</p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>If you like it, take it, share it, leave feedback <img src='http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  whatever !</p>
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		<title>Tanning mother totally looks like a Goomba</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 18:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[0ld sk00l]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bob hoskins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Tanning mother looks like a Goomba from the old Bob Hoskins Super Mario Brothers Movie. Speaking of Bob Hoskins&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_337" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tanmother.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-337" title="tanmother" src="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tanmother.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="450" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Tanning mother goomba</p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Tanning mother looks like a Goomba from the old Bob Hoskins Super Mario Brothers Movie.</p>
<p>Speaking of <a title="DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHLB3SHehBo">Bob Hoskins&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Kinect Discrimination</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It's a sign!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disabled]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Microsoft&#8217;s kinect discriminating against disabled folk.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_332" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kinect.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-332" title="kinect" src="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kinect.jpg" alt="you are the controller (you aren't)" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">you are the controller (you aren&#39;t)</p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Microsoft&#8217;s kinect discriminating against disabled folk.</p>
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		<title>I would literally shit myself if I had to go in this glass floored bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[challenge]]></category>
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		<title>these are words on an image written by someone who isn’t you</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[words]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[inspiring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no punctuation]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[quote]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snowflake]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/?p=312</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[resharing this will not make you inherit the knowledge of those before, it will not make you wiser, you will not appear to be wiser, it will not make you a sandwich. it will not make you harder, better, faster stronger. nobody will give a fuck. let&#8217;s have quote, quotes are good right? it&#8217;s like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_321" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 535px"><a href="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pictureimage1.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-321   " title="pictureimage" src="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pictureimage1.jpg" alt="these are words on an image written by someone who isn't you" width="525" height="393" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">these are words on an image written by someone who isn&#39;t you</p></div>
<p>resharing this will not make you inherit the knowledge of those before,<br />
it will not make you wiser, you will not appear to be wiser, it will not make<br />
you a sandwich. it will not make you harder, better, faster stronger.<br />
nobody will give a fuck.<br />
let&#8217;s have quote, quotes are good right?<br />
it&#8217;s like saying i&#8217;m so smart, look i really am, i&#8217;m using someone elses words<br />
to prove it, here&#8217;s your quote &#8220;You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.<br />
You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all<br />
a part of the same compost pile.&#8221; that quote was from stephen king&#8217;s the<br />
borrowers.<br />
are you tired yet? are you tired of this poor punctuation? run on sentences<br />
that run nowhere? are you tired of this red text on this sickly green?<br />
I did this all for you.<br />
pictures of words are shit. a picture does not paint a thousand words that<br />
is a used up cliche a picture is an image, a visual representation of<br />
something, words are words. if your pea sized brain interprets the image as<br />
a thousand words then good for you, you go spend time translating words<br />
into something meaningful. you are not clever by reading words from an<br />
image. if you feel inspired or enlightened by text on an imag learn to think<br />
for yourself rather than being a fucking sheep.</p>
<p>are you feeling inspired?<br />
like fuck you are&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>Henri the cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 10:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Aminals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Henri Source Will Braden &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Henri<br />
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0M7ibPk37_U" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe><br />
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q34z5dCmC4M" frameborder="0" width="560" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p>Source <a title="Will Braden" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/WillBraden">Will Braden</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Skrillex made you a bass</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 09:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[but I dropped it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I made you a bass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I made you a bass but I dropped it]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Sauce..In the image I guess]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_305" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 286px"><a href="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/skrill.jpeg"><img class="size-full wp-image-305" title="Poor skrillex made you a bass" src="http://www.cheeseandmeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/skrill.jpeg" alt="I made you a bass but I dropped it - skrillex" width="276" height="183" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;I made you a bass but I dropped it&quot; - skrillex</p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Sauce..In the image I guess</p>
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