CheesyHum

2025-12-11T22:44:00.003+08:00

alright.. so, i became a flight steward for an my homecountry airliner.. went to Australia (hoping to meet Sia) and the UK .. remembering Mr. Bean. and yeah adele.. and... sam smith song was my go to music on the bus ride to work. here's the storyline.. it teaches me to be humble and thankful . . . https://www.instagram.com/iamczhum/ everyone mentioned in this blog.. you all are a part of 'we' okey...bye

Hey

2025-01-12T19:25:00.002+08:00

sorry for the immature content. i am 38 years old now and hey, i love everyone mentioned in my blogpost. so grateful of having people with such talents, something to look up to. hope everyone have a great 2025 i am learing to compose music now. check me out here https://www.bandlab.com/czhum

Asian Wave Winner Shila Amzah singing Zheng Fu like a BOSS

2012-10-31T10:48:00.002+08:00

I don't know what is so special about her or the song but my Chinese colleagues keep on repeating this song like a broken CD player and it gets annoying!!! It gets stuck on my freakin head! It's addictive and it's like a spell or something that you keep on humming the tune because you don't know how to say a single word! But I won't let you guys down so I tried to write down one by one based on what I hear... so here is the lyric;

Zhong yu ni zhao dao yi ge fang shi fen chu le xing fu

Shu ying de dai jia shi bi ci fen shen sui gu

Wai biao jian kang de ni xin li shang hen wu shu

Wan qiang de wo shi zhe chang zhan yi de fu lu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

Qie duan le suo you tui lu

Wo de xin qing shi jian gu

Wo de jue ding shi hu tu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

He xia ni cang hao de du

Wo de ju qing yi luo mu

wo de ai hen yi ru tu

Zhong yu wo ming bai liang ren yao de shi yi ge jie shu

Suo you de bian jie dou rang dui fang yi wei shi qi tu

Fang yi ba huo shao diao ni song wo de li wu

que jiao bu xi wo xiong kou zhuo re de fen nu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

qie duan le suo you tui lu

Wo de xin qing shi jian gu

Wo de jue ding shi hu tu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

He xia ni cang hao de du

Wo de ju qing yi luo mu

Wo de ai hen yi ru tu

Ni ru guo jing guo wo de fen mu

Ni ke yi shuang shou he shi wei wo zhu fu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

Qie duan le suo you tui lu

Wo de xin qing shi jian gu

Wo de jue ding shi hu tu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

He xia ni cang hao de du

Wo de ju qing yi luo mu

Wo de ai hen yi ru tu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

Qie duan le suo you tui lu

Wo de xin qing shi jian gu

Wo de jue ding shi hu tu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu (jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu)

He xia ni cang hao de du

Wo de ju qing yi luo mu

Wo de ai hen yi ru tu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu (jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu)

Qie duan le suo you tui lu

Wo de xin qing shi jian gu

Wo de jue ding shi hu tu

Jiu zhe yang bei ni zheng fu

He xia ni cang hao de du

Wo de ju qing yi luo mu

Wo de ai hen yi ru tu

Or in English; sounds like this

Finally, you’ve found a way to decide who wins

The consequence.. both of us are deeply hurt

You look fine, but your heart… broken countless times

I won’t give up, and become the captive of war (of love)

*Chorus started

Just like this, you have won over me

There’s no retreat (for me)

My heart is firm (but) my decision is careless

Just like this, you have won over me

(I) drink down the poison you prepared (for me)

My story has ended

My love and hatred burried

*Chorus ended

Finally, I understand what we both wanted… is an end.

All explanations look like excuses

Lit a fire and burn up all presents that you gave me

Still, it couldn’t relieve me from my rage

Repeat the chorus once…

If you walk pass my grave

You may clasp you hands and pray for me

for side to side translation, click here

Troll : Sex for Wi-Fi Password?

2012-10-23T15:33:00.000+08:00

You R Going To Be a Father

2012-10-23T14:38:00.000+08:00

Troll : iPhone vs Samsung

2012-10-23T14:20:00.001+08:00

Troll : iPhone

2012-10-23T12:58:00.005+08:00

Epic Photo Edit - Professor Snape

2012-10-23T12:55:00.000+08:00

Charlie Bite My Finger - Not This Time... It's Baby Vanesha Asleep in Her Walker

2012-05-18T11:20:00.001+08:00

this is my niece... nothing important. just want to show you that i have adorable niece... Tony Stark can shut up

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Ryan Seacrest Before & After

2012-04-27T10:44:00.000+08:00

Zayn Malik Goes Topless For Tattoos

2012-04-26T16:49:00.000+08:00

HARDCORE LEVEL : 200,000

Jensen Ackles Long John.... DAFUQ?

2012-04-26T16:30:00.001+08:00

He is blessed with long penis... HALLELUJAH Praise the Lord

CHEESY LEVEL : 20,000

Like my post? don't be fucking stingy... share it on Twitter and Facebook! :)

Hotness is Zac Hotness Effron Middle Name... (puke)

2012-04-26T16:21:00.000+08:00

Dear Zac, didn't yo momma ask you to put your bra on before heading to da bitch?

HOTNESS LEVEL : -2,500

Adele : Mother of Legs

2012-04-26T16:16:00.000+08:00

CHEESY LEVEL : 9,000

Ke$ha Made It To The Headline

2012-04-26T15:53:00.002+08:00

"Pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffic."

CHEESY LEVEL : 10,000

Nur Juhaliza Rosli - The Statement

2012-02-04T11:17:00.002+08:00

So what say you, my fellow Sabahan & Sarawakian? Is she really innocent? It will remain a mystery to all of us. Can't wait to trash another racist in the future...

***credit to the pic owner; i grab this one from Facebook, and your web address watermark is not clear. Thus, please email me so that I can link the picture to your blog.

Nur Juhaliza Rosli - Frog Under the Coconut Shell or Just Simply Ignorant?

2012-02-02T15:29:00.005+08:00

Bitch please~! ROFL

Okay, good day girls and gays and few boys! (boys don't really read my blog) uh well not trying to increase my traffic and hit new record of making-money-through-blogging, but this Nur Juhaliza offended me. Bitch please~! huaaa. As a Malaysian, your closed minded statement really portrays racism and uh well.... just simply showing that you are 'dumberer' than most of the dumb people outside there including Schaza Zedane <-- yes click click. I mean.. bitch please... I CANNOT TOLERATE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU! #walaoehmofobenamiaktokbagustikamrahlautcinaselatansiasakdimakanjerungmunsikpunjadijerukkasam

Dear Nur Juhalisa Rosli, there is no point of having beautiful face if you heart is ugly. PERIOD. BTW, you spell like a kindergarten kid. Activate on your auto-correct, please~!

From my personal scientific wikigoogle opinion, I think this is just your so called "defence-mechanism". I bet you existence is threatened by a Sabah/Sarawak girl over there right? Or... your boyfriend run off with a Sabah/Sarawak girl because she is prettier than you. WOW... Pity you.

1. Yes, Sabah & Sarawak girls are UGLY. Your definition of ugly?

So, Amber Chia, Daphne Iking & Hannah Tan is considered ugly? I'm so confuse... or you just confuse.

2. Yes, we live in the cave... like 1000 years ago together with your biological super duper greatest grandfather long before you were conceived. Your definition of CAVE?

Those caves are upgraded into air conditioned-windowed buildings. This is Miri,. i <3 Miri

i <3 Kota Kinabalu

3. Yes, we sit on the tree... play laptop.. ha ha ha


she says "Bitch please... i am waiting for lightning to struck me"

I am representing my friends and family, against Nur Juhaliza Rosli, would like to defend that Sabah and Sarawak people are not as ugly as what she thinks. May Jesus bless her and don't put her in hell for her ignorance. AMEN.

Siri Nurhaliza

2012-01-17T15:55:00.002+08:00

i am just bored!

Guess this celeb!

2012-01-17T15:24:00.000+08:00

ok.. this is definitely not Jack Sparrow

it's a Pikachu!

Guess Who's This Celeb!

2012-01-17T15:12:00.000+08:00

ok, you need to guess it properly before scrolling down below.. hahaha


~~~it's Justin Bieber~~~

my God this blog is gay

Justin Bieber in Pink

2012-01-14T10:51:00.000+08:00

No i am not anti-JB, but this picture is so fucked up. hahaha. wtf wtf wtf

cheers you guys! have fun

DiGi iPhone 4SURE SIRI ANSWERS

2011-12-22T15:08:00.002+08:00

okay, newsflash... SIRI CAN SING! no, I am just kidding. But I wish she can sing like we do. That would be great... I mean, I don't have to go around ask my friends to join me to karaoke anymore. heheh... new karaoke buddy ah? so cool. If I have an iPhone 4S, I am very sure me and Siri can be a good friend... of course DiGi too, Siri is my life and DiGi is my heartbeat. Correct?! Just imagine if Siri can actually sings... I bet everyone will be stunned. (Warning : Picture shown is not suitable for people with heart problem, please standby a doctor if you decide to go on)

follow me wherever I go like the Yellow Man.. hehe

BAHAHA... cool eh if she can sing like this? the Yellow Man song! :) I will follow you ~~~ of course not to the washroom, or you'll get your iPhone wet. Anyway, I am too poor to afford one right now. Wish DiGi give one to me soon... Gimme a DiGi iPhone 4S !!! hehehe

DiGi iPhone 4SURE MOST AFFORDABLE

2011-12-22T14:52:00.001+08:00

I have been using my iPhone 3GS for seventeen months already under iDiGi plan, never disappoint me. Recently, I am eying on the new iPhone 4S, but Malaysian telcos are selling iPhone 4S at different packages and I just simply don't know which to choose! So, I borrowed my friend's iPhone 4S and asked Siri;

no i don't do photoshop...

Obviously, DiGi is offering the most affordable iPhone 4S plan in town. Even Siri doesn't know whether there are any existence of other iPhone 4S plan. So I decide to stick with DiGi haha. How I wish Santa give me one of these for Christmas :) If Santa can't give one to me, I hope DiGi can give me one! PLEASEEEEEEEE

What is LOVE

2011-12-14T13:21:00.002+08:00

LOVE <--- FOUR LETTER WORDS

It's about pain, trust, broken heart, depression, one night stand with random strangers, and eventually, you end up with the same person again.

If you're afraid of pain, don't fall in love...
And if you're gay, and afraid of pain, don't be a bottom (thumbs up)

Love is all about being cheated and cheating all the time. No love that comes clean... I bet even Romeo at least once jack off because he wasn't able to meet Juliet. duh... fairytales

Listen y'all, love will comes when you least expect it... once you fall, you will fall hard. trust me, been there done that... i mean i am fucking kidding you with this post. anyway, cheers

MV Logos Hope - The World's Largest Book Fair is in Kuching

2011-11-04T13:36:00.000+08:00

Slamat barupagi ndug bala kaban dingan... anih kabar kinde? paguh2 ce yeh. <--- that's how Bidayuh say "Hello good morning beautiful people. Justin Bieber sucks". :) Out of topic... anyway, have you've ever heard about the world's largest floating book fair? Of course you have.

Now may be some of you here might be confused.. no it's not MV Doulos Phos - that is the world's largest library. The weird thing is, it's the only library where you can purchase books. Out of topic once again..

Back to my point, the world's largest book fair ship MV Logos Hope is here in Kuching from 28th Oct till 13th Nov 2011. (next port would be Kota Kinabalu, Sabah). Admission is RM 1.00 per head ~~hunted~~ and the opening hour is from 10 am till 10 pm. ~~After party event on the deck is 10 pm till 2 am, Kim K is celebrating her single life again.~~

The fun things :

You will get the experience of getting onboard of a ship - it smells like AirAsia flight cabin.
Meeting with Caucasian, South Korean, French and etc etc on one ship.
They accept debit cards too!
Cafeteria is at the end of the fair.
Super friendly crew.

The not so fun things :

You will get seasick for being inside the ship after 10 minutes.
Super crowded (peak hours), no toilets, nada, nicht, nil!
Yes there are books, until you get one row section where there are only Bibles there (but you have to understand that this is a missionary ship - so, they sell Christian 'stuff') - take note Muslim friends :)
When checking out books, they will ask whether you want give donations on your purchases or not - c'mon... sik kan la mok berkira pok? donate je la.. bapak hang tak rugi pown!
Super not fun, one whole shelve dedicated for NARNIA and another one is guess what? - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, it was like Zac Effon just attacked the shelve.
Oh ya.. be prepared, the crew might act like you don't know English, just chill - Sarawakian english is much more better than theirs'.
Admission is RM 1.00 - it's cool, they need to refuel too right?
No network receptions <------ your RM 2000.00 phone doesn't work inside, so no Foursquare check ins, Facebook, Twitter and etc. If you want to check in via Foursquare, do it at the parking lot or before you enter the ship.
NO HARRY POTTER BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!
What else to trash.. I need to pee.. gonna finish this post a.s.a.p. shit.

So, there you go! Don't be fool with what I write - I just want you guys to be more mentally prepared before going there. :) It's a missionary book fair.. so don't expect too much. :) Few pics I attached here for your viewing pleasure.

Rose DeWitt Bukater in shorts... "Jack... Jack... where are you son of a b*tch?"

Boarding ... the staircase is quite steep, but all of my friends survived in their wedges.

Safety briefing from the French cabin crew. "The emergency exit is located no where... exit is located at the entry"

#Damnitstrue

My b*tches.. no really, those are the Christian cd albums. You can find plenty of Hillsongs here.

Oh look.. she is seasick.

This are the crowds who never boarded a ship before.

Some lesson at the end of the fair, "No sex until you get married boys..."