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ObamaCares

Cheryl — 2014-03-31T12:02:54-05:00

Today, I signed up for a health insurance policy via healthcare.gov. I saved $150 before the tax credit. The savings are due to the fact that I no longer have to pay for maternity coverage. Which if you recall, I said years back was ridiculous. Notice I said I saved before the tax credit. With the tax credit I save in total roughly $250. It�s sick. I now pay more for cable (if I had it) than my fertile uterus. Woohoo! And, that�s why I took the walk of shame and voted for President Obama in 2012. He said he would pass this healthcare thingy, and I laughingly said if he did, I would vote for him. He did, I kept my promise and now he kept his.

To my fellow Republicans, I have this to say, fuck off. This isn�t about politics. This is about doing the right thing. I have never gone a day without an insurance card. Not everyone can say that. We have citizens in this country who only go to a doctor when there is an emergency. We can do better, we should do better and today we have.

Kiss Proof Lipstick?

Cheryl — 2014-03-27T15:26:22-05:00

Yesterday, I received a wonderful tip from a new caller. Ladies if you want to know if your lipstick is really �kiss proof�, no smear, no smudge ...well you get the point, then you need to conduct this test within the privacy of your home. No, it isn�t the coffee cup test where you paint your lips your favorite color, sip a beverage and check to see if you left a lip print. Yawn. This is an adult entertainment site. Think naughtier. No, it�s not the kiss your lover on the cheek and see if you leave any trace of lipstick on his face. Think lower ...lower ...lower!

That�s right! If you want to know whether your lipstick is truly smear-proof, then you have to give it a workout that no amount of kissing or necking can do. You need to put some thrust into it. So, go ahead girls, take out your favorite brand of �kiss proof� lipstick, paint it on and find your lover. Tell him or her that you are conducting a test and you need their help. Then give that cock a big wet kiss. Go ahead. Kiss it!

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What is the Difference Between a Slut and a Whore?

Cheryl — 2014-03-26T12:57:22-05:00

The difference between a whore and a slut comes down to money. Slut is a word that first appeared in the 15th century. A person whether male or female was considered a slut or sluttish if s/he were dirty, unkempt or slovenly. Just a few years later the word was used exclusively to describe women. Today, it is a pejorative that references a woman of low character which is defined by her inability to discern proper judgement. In others words she will screw anybody.

Whore derives from a much older prehistoric word meaning dearest, cherished and well liked. It was always synonymous with the oldest profession. I suppose patrons really liked and admired their extra-curricular activities or perhaps they appreciated that their dalliances were something that had to be paid for in advance.

To review, you pay whores and you take advantage of sluts. Remember a slut lacks the ability to make decisions that are in her best interest.

You will notice that I never refer to a woman as a slut or a whore. I have seen women referred to these names on various �porn� sites and several phone sex sites, and I don�t begrudge a phone sex operator who chooses to market herself as such. However, I have found that �in real life� phone sex operators are neither. The women and shemales who answer these phones are real people who are very open-minded and sexually aware. Slut and whore are not the words I would use to describe myself or my girls, and I certainly wouldn�t use these words to describe any of the people who provide commercial phone sex. Now those motherfuckers in Congress ...that�s different story ;-)
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Phone Sex Is Not Cheating

Cheryl — 2014-03-21T12:00:18-05:00

Phone sex is nothing more than a masturbation tool much like a dildo or vibrator. It is a service that enhances the masturbation experience, and while most women prefer to masturbate alone an overwhelming majority of men seek companionship while abusing themselves, and that�s where phone sex comes into play.

The phone sex operator provides a personal service that involves both a high level of communication and professionalism. Never is there an expectation that the operator will meet the caller. Phone sex is completely virtual with a lot of giggling and flirting, but at the end of the day the caller goes back to his/her life. The session is merely a dalliance with happy results.

The question I would ask anyone�s wife is whether she believes she is cheating on her husband when using her vibrator. Of course not! If anything more women should follow their lover�s lead and call a phone sex service the next time they decide to abuse themselves.

Hmm ...the idea that phone sex is a form of cheating is quite ridiculous. Though I wonder if many people are again confusing the art of phone sex with chat-lines. Now I would consider a chat/dateline cheating because the whole point of that service is to meet other people mainly for sex. With phone sex the operator is �only a phone call away�; however a chat line is a short drive to pussy. Plus most of the profiles found on a chatline are fake set-ups to escort services. Intent, proximity and the involvement of sex workers doesn�t bode well for those trying to maintain their vows/commitments.
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Note the term �abusing oneself� is a phrase the clergy uses in lieu of the word masturbation. So, anyone want to abuse themselves with me? Call 1-888-669-6389. It�s $12 for 15-minutes.

Phone Sex Is Not Porn

Cheryl — 2014-03-20T13:52:08-05:00

Phone sex is a lot of things and porn is not one of them. Pornography has been famously defined as something that is unknowable; that changes based on the audience; and as such we have a �test� to define what is appropriate based on community standards. Ah, our judicial system is so close yet so wrong. Those guys and gals in the black robes don�t seem to understand that pornography isn�t a thing. It is an emotion. When I say �porn�, most guys� pulse quickens, eyes dilate and they feel a familiar stiffening in their pants. This is the normal basic response. It only becomes dirty when the viewer thinks what s/he feels is somehow inappropriate or unholy or whatever the new buzzword is today.

Notice I said �viewer�. Every definition of pornography involves the visual material of sexually explicit themes. Tell me can you see phone sex? In 1989 the Supreme Court concerned itself with the legality of phone sex (remember it was pioneered earlier in the decade) and the accessibility to minors. The high court found that phone sex is not pornography it is ...drum roll please ...indecent speech. Justice Brennan wrote, �Sexual expression which is indecent but not obscene is protected by the First Amendment; ...do not submit that the sale of such materials to adults could be criminalized solely because they are indecent.�

While pornography detractors would love to label everything they find sexually arousing and dislike as �porn�, whatever you do, don�t drink the kool-aid. Phone sex is NOT porn.
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The Original Cheryl

Cheryl — 2014-03-17T15:03:46-05:00

I noticed there has been a proliferation of phone sex operators with the name Cheryl. I suspect that this new interest in the name has little to do with the name on the operator�s driver�s license but more to do with a few webmasters� attempt to game search engine results or worse confuse my customers. Oh, I am not suggesting that I am the only phone sex operator who can use her Christian name on a website or that I am the only one who can use the name Cheryl. Not at all! I am simply stating that I have never seen a woman use every derivative of her name on a web page.

Look I have been on this planet for 30 odd years and I have never met another woman named Cheryl. Never. It isn�t a popular name. It hasn�t been since the 1950s. Matter of fact from 1980 through 1995 there have been 17,107 women are named Cheryl. I count 12 different sites with operators using the name Cheryl. That means every 1500 women named Cheryl go into the phone sex business. Riiight.

Here�s what I think. Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl has been around for 14 years and some webmaster(s) while doing a keyword search for phone sex noticed my name as a popular search query. Those webmasters decided to create a profile of a girl using the name Cheryl thinking either it would lend credibility to their site or funnel some traffic away from my site. It�s an old trick and pathetic.

Years ago when I started my site one of the biggest decisions I had to make was whether or not to use my name - the one on my birth certificate. I decided to use my Christian name because to be perfectly frank I do not answer to anything else. When most women choose a stage name (which I did not) they go for something cute that ends with an �i�. Seriously? I am not an -i ending type of girl. Another option is to choose a handle with anything that starts with a �m� because men prefer women with a name that starts with the letter �m�. So for example Mandi would be the perfect �porn� name. I chose to stick with my name, and I was the first ...uh the original Cheryl, phone sex operator.

Now, I was named after Cher. On the day I was born my parents didn�t want to name me after a celebrity because who knew if later she would flake out or something so they massaged it a little and came up with Cheryl. They didn�t know at the time that Cheryl was one of her aliases. This is a true story and the reason my service is so popular because here you get the real deal.
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Turmeric Overdose

Cheryl — 2014-03-17T10:42:43-05:00

I nearly forgot to give an update on my little medical issue that resolved itself last week. In February I experienced massive water retention in my hands to the point where I could not make a fist. My hand would puff up like a balloon. At first my physician thought I was having an allergic reaction to something. After I removed all soaps, detergent and food except beans and rice, my doctors thought I was suffering from renal, liver or congestive heart failure. Last Sunday after a trip to the ER because my mouth was swelling up the new belief was that my house was infested with microscopic mites. It was none of these things.

I woke up a week ago last Monday and realized the only thing I had done consistently throughout all of this was add turmeric to my meals. Turmeric is in the ginger family and it is known for its curative properties. I add it to every meal. For about a year I purchased a generic grocery store brand and late last year finally made a trip to an exotic market and bought a pound of high quality organic turmeric.

Before taking turmeric I was warned to not mix with blood-thinners which wasn�t a problem because as all of you know I am not on any prescriptions. I was also advised that if I take too much turmeric I would experience stomach pains which never happened. Maybe it was the quality of the turmeric or the amount I was taking, but somehow I managed to overdose and turn my blood into the consistency of water. An overdose of turmeric can give provide false symptoms of liver failure and congestive heart failure. Crazy, right?

Once I stopped taking turmeric the symptoms subsided. The interesting thing is about 48-72 hours later I had an incredible amount of energy. I slept for a few hours and woke up bouncing off the walls. I joked with my physician that I found a new way of blood doping and she said that I may have a point. Every time my hand ballooned up water was pushed out of my blood vessels forcing my body to produce oxygen rich blood cells for 8-12 hours.

Blood doping aside I am glad that my hand and the rest of my body stopped swelling up and that I am not suffering from organ failure of any kind. Yea, me!
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Ok, unbelievably it is snowing this St. Patrick�s Day within our nation�s capital. I am taking calls all day today. Call toll-free, 1-888-669-6389, and the price is always the same, $12 for 15-mins.

Can�t Find Me on Google? Me Too!

Cheryl — 2014-03-16T00:04:20-05:00

Those of you who have not yet bookmarked my site probably had the damnedest time trying to find me, am I right? You probably typed in the name of the site, �cheap phone sex� or �cheap phone sex with cheryl� and nothing came up except my social media links. You see Google has decided to penalize sites whose domain or URL is an �exact domain match� or EMD. At this point I am being penalized for choosing the domain cheap-phone-sex.net which was purchased and developed a few months after Google came out of beta. Yeah, beta! Believe me I will have a lot more to say about this later after I stop cussing or rather cursing Google.

Apparently there are some webmasters out there who tried to game Google and developed websites using keywords for the domain. For the record my site pre-dates those tricks. In 2012 Google rolled out a fix promising that it affected �low quality� sites. This site was not affected by any of the updates through February 6, 2014. Made sense to me as I have never engaged in any of those black-hat tricks and while I do enjoy a hot spam sandwich every now and again, I do not spam the engines. Following my February 15th hiccup, I noticed my phone sex blog could not be found anywhere in the index. I couldn�t find Cheap Phone Sex (with Cheryl) via my name or telephone number, 1-888-669-6389.

Believe me I will have a lot more to say about this later after I stop cussing or rather cursing Google. Right now instead of relying on search engines bookmark the site or enter the number in your cellphone without the 888 area code. Hmmm ...I may need to write a post about that too.

Recent Trip to the ER

Cheryl — 2014-03-09T14:57:54-05:00

For the last several weeks I have been suffering from an allergic reaction to something that has yet to be defined. Actually the word suffering is a bit over the top. Maybe I have a high threshold for pain and am unbelievably tolerant of itchy scratchy skin. You see I am of the philosophy that minor skin irritations and the like is the body�s way of coping with the millions of complex processes happening every day. So, when I woke a few weeks ago with a swollen tongue I knew something was very wrong.

I have changed soaps, lotions, laundry detergent and stopped eating just about everything in a fruitless effort to figure out what the heck is going on with my body. Oh the doctors? Laughable. A whole slew of physicians have imparted their incredibly divergent opinions from stress to kidney failure to the early signs of congestive heart failure! As I was listening to the latest conspiracy theory I interrupted and asked whether organ failure included these weird red splotches on my arms and legs. It doesn�t. So, I went home, washed everything and sterilized every room in the house. Then I took a borax and vinegar bath. Oh I felt a thousand times better afterwards.

The way I see it I am either getting eaten alive by mites (or something on a microscopic level) or I am still coming in contact with an allergen that wasn�t an issue for me until recently. Whatever it is I am no longer going to be passive, and I will figure it out. Oh, and don't worry all my test results are "normal", I do not have kidney failure and congestive heart failure is the least of my worries. It's a clear case of Occam's Razor.

I Was Blogging Before It Was Called Blogging

Cheryl — 2014-03-08T14:16:11-05:00

While digging around the site, I located a couple of blog posts from 2000 - as in the year. I imagine the remaining 2000 posts and the ones from 1999 are on one of these hard drives. Didn�t you know? Cheap Phone Sex is the first and oldest continuously published phone sex blog in North America. Ah yes! I remember it well.

Way back in the last century I recall people spending an inordinate amount of time writing and uploading pages. I thought it was nonsense and adapted an online diary for my purposes. By doing this I could share my thoughts on the site with very little effort. I was the only person in the adult entertainment industry weblogging or journaling (as it was called at the time). Tons of people journaled about their personal lives, and if you understand the community that makes sense. I was the first to combine my personal life with my business.

Back then when people were focused on marketing and therefore spammy text, the early blogs set a new standard. Go ahead, enter your favorite site into The Wayback Machine, it�s something to behold. Blogs required good, original content that did not repeat the same tired sales text but rather highlighted a point of view that is naturally linear. This blog definitely set me apart from other phone sex sites. Granted I don�t spend a lot of time visiting other blogs, but I must say from the ones I have browsed I am disappointed. It seems many of these blogs are more about content management than diarizing (it�s a word) or journaling.

I think the way you can tell a good blog is when after reading a few posts you get to know the person writing it. I hope that�s true when you read my many, many rants. Feel free to call the woman who wrote the posts, me - Cheryl. The number is 1-888-669-6389, and the price is always $12 for 15-mins. Talk to you soon.

Masturbation

Cheryl — 2014-03-07T12:39:20-05:00

Raise your hand if you masturbate.
95% of adults masturbate. I imagine the other 5% can�t. Not that they don�t want to but for reasons I will leave for the imagination physically can not. If someone says they have never masturbated, take a picture because you have either come across a human anomaly or a world class liar. Based on my considerable experience women do not masturbate enough and men could do it better. That is where I come in. Phone sex is the best service to add variety to something you already do, most likely are doing now and will definitely do in the near future ...repeatedly.

Raise your hand if you want to feel better.
Study after study indicates that phone sex improves your health. Phone sex reduces stress. Phone sex alleviates depression. Phone sex raises self-esteem. Phone sex decreases heart disease. Phone sex increases testosterone levels.

Raise your hand if you want a better sex life.
There is something to the adage practice makes perfect. Reaching an orgasm has little to do with your physical state of being but everything to do with your mind. Role-playing past events, missed opportunities and things yet to come improves your sex life. Phone sex is a fun mind game of role playing sexy topics.

Summary: You masturbate, you want to improve the quality of your life and you are horny. Call now, 1-888-669-6389

Phone Sex Schedule

Cheryl — 2014-03-06T14:19:06-05:00

My phone sex schedule has changed over the years. When I first started the business, I was available 24 hours a day. Between calls I furiously built and updated dozens of phone sex sites which peaked at over 500 domains. After 2-3 years I scaled back my sites and my hours.

Thumbing through the archives I noticed that I have changed my hours multiple times which isn�t a big deal when you consider my blog is nearly 14-years-old. However in the interest of clarity, I think it�s best moving forward to publish any changes to my schedule in one location.

Today I updated my Schedule page.

Sex Movies

Cheryl — 2014-03-05T12:48:45-05:00

Years ago adult movies were hard to get. Ask the older gentlemen. In order to get your hands on a dirty movie you had to visit a questionable adult bookstore in most likely a dangerous neighborhood. By the time you got a little privacy at home the movie was usually not what you expected � too short or some sort of mix-up. Not anymore!

Today you can get movies on your cell phone �even the gay stuff.

Right now if you want to watch a movie on your computer simply touch one of the buttons below. I�m a member. After setting up a username and password the hardest thing I had to do was choose a movie. There are thousands. Hundreds in my favorite niche anime. What�s your pleasure? It doesn�t hurt to look unless of course your pants are already tight.

Pardon My Dust

Cheryl — 2014-03-04T08:35:33-05:00

As I mentioned last month I am having a little difficulty with the search engines. Google. I am having an issue with Google or rather Google is having a problem with me. I have waned on and on regarding my love slash extreme hate of all things Google. Please ...thumb through the archives to read my understanding of the whatever hell was thrown at me at the time. In every instance (and there have been many) I would stop updating the site and wouldn�t dare make a change until the issue(s) were resolved. It was a way to keep a snapshot of the site. Well, not this time, bitches!

I have had a hankering to streamline some stuff on my phone sex site for quite some time. With the introduction of Schema I have been itching to make some changes. So, when this little snafu happened, I never hesitated in moving forward.

As you can see I made some changes. I have one request: if you see a broken link and that includes page links and images, please let me know via the contact form. Notice I have also included links to my social media profiles. The changes took a lot of time of focused concentration and has been a great relief. Cleaning up a 14-year-old phone sex blog is quite a task if only to account for the many legal changes most adult entertainment companies face. There are still a few minor changes that need to be addressed, but all and all it has been fun. Kind of reminds me of the bad old days when Cheap Phone Sex was new and unproven.

As always feel free to call anytime. The number is 1-888-669-6389 and the price is $12 for 15-mins.

Gaping Pussy

Cheryl — 2014-03-03T09:52:41-05:00

Have you experienced this? A woman with pussy lips so swollen that her cunt is fully exposed. No hands. Nothing is keeping her pussy open except her own horniness. Her body has swelled the important areas to the point that the pussy is gaping. She is ready to fuck. Nice, huh? When you call for phone sex, ask for a woman with a gaping pussy. After all a gaping pussy is like pizza. You can not go wrong with a tight, moist gaping hole. On a phone sex call you are the boss. If you want proof of the pussy�s juiciness, ask her to put the phone down there and fuck herself like dirty little bitch. Listen to the wetness. Yeah, I think I will be hearing from you soon � real soon.