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Sketchbook Show and Tell #10: Fashion

2012-10-06T00:00:00.000-07:00

For a split second back in the late 90's, I wanted to become a fashion designer (specifically a men's fashion designer). But the more I learned about the fashion industry, the more I knew it wasn't for me. Below are a few sketches I made during that brief period of time when I was aspiring to be the next great trendsetter. Looking back on these images, I can see that I made the right choice. I still have an interest in fine men's tailoring. Actually, as I've grown older, I find myself more impressed and curious about the craft of making a well-fitted bespoke suit; the kind that emerge from the shops on Savile Row.

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Anecdote #2: Space

2012-10-02T15:30:00.000-07:00

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Anecdote #1: Drivers License

2012-10-02T15:28:00.000-07:00

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Sketchbook Show and Tell #9

2012-10-02T00:00:00.000-07:00

It was spring cleaning this weekend, but only for my drawing files. Everything else in the apartment is still dirty. I came across a few interesting sketches that I quickly stitched-up for a new entry into Sketchbook Show and Tell. I hope you like.

Friends and Family: Mother's Day

2012-10-01T10:08:00.000-07:00

A little drawing I made to honor my mother on Mother's Day.
My mom, Sue Diaz, worked for 30 years as a dialysis nurse in Bakersfield, California. She played accordion as a child and is a friend to all creatures great and small.

Random Character Creations: CALLUS

2012-10-01T00:00:00.000-07:00

Random Character Creations are cartoon and comic book characters that I've invented purely out of fun and for my own amusement. This character is dedicated to my brother Andy, who 17 years ago took me to meet Stan Lee at a comic book convention in Fresno, CA. Thanks big bro for one of my happiest childhood memories.

Real Name: Andrew Glenn

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 240 lbs

At the age of 16, Andrew Glenn was rushed to the hospital after his skin spontaneously began to hemorrhage and burn. Doctors were perplexed by his condition and in order to save his life, performed a range of highly controversial treatments on his body. Unfortunately, nothing could be done to save young Andrew, and he was soon laid to rest in a nearby cemetery. Months later, as a result of both his treatments and disease, his brain re-awoke, his body re-animated and he re-emerged from the grave in an undead form. Instead of withering away after death, his body mass and strength had increased tremendously. His skin had transformed into a thick, impenetrable surface, capable of deflecting projectiles, slamming into objects at great speeds, and falling from great heights without suffering any damage. His eyesight had completely gone, but he was now able to move around with great ease using pulsations from his skin. Those pulsations emit a high, squeaking sound, unable to be heard by human ears,that bounce back off objects like a built in sonar. He also lacks any memory of his past and only retains a small amount of intelligence. Soon after his emergence from the grave, he was discovered and taken in by the cemetery grounds keeper named Bo Grebert. Bo gave Andrew the nickname of Callus and convinced him to trust in his every word. Now Callus does his bidding, carrying out plans which at times are heroic but at other times, insanely criminal.

Did You Know? The pointed bald spot on Callus's forehead is the result of multiple injections made by doctors into his brain during their effort to save his life.

Fish Tacos and Chips: Saddles and Stripes

2012-09-26T17:28:00.002-07:00

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There's a zebra who was skillfully taught,

How to make a great stallion trot;

His long black stripes straddle a thick leather saddle,

And he gives its rear end a swat.

FISH TACOS AND CHIPS: Facelift

2012-09-24T00:00:00.000-07:00

Shirt Design: 相撲ポンプ Sumo Pump

2012-08-31T12:35:00.000-07:00

Finally, there's a product on the market that can give you that big, buttery sumo look in a matter of seconds. Pump yourself plump with Sumo Pump.

Shirt Design: Diving Off The Deep End

2012-04-18T00:00:00.000-07:00

One could logically deduce that this drawing was inspired by the recent Olympic Games in London. Truth be told, it was washing the dishes that gave me the idea. I'm not sure yet if it should have been washed away down the kitchen sink.

Return

2012-04-16T15:37:00.000-07:00

There's a hiker who sadly would learn,

What can happen when you show some concern,

He went out to address, a cub's cry of distress,

Not expecting its mom to return.

Goodbye Chia Head Header

2012-04-16T07:12:00.002-07:00

After a year and half of service, it's time to retire this header.

Sketchbook Show and Tell #8

2012-03-28T00:00:00.000-07:00

I've slowed down recently on the output of my limerick sketches in order to focus on a few other projects. One being my new book, a second collection of my limericks called The Overused Blues. I have also assembled a color version of my first book Fish Tacos and Chips. Another side project I have been busily working on is an illustrated short story that has yet-to-be-titled. Below is one of the sketches for that story. I'll continue to share more of my drawings for this book as I work to complete it. Enjoy!

Shades

2012-03-19T16:47:00.002-07:00

A rock star named Jack of All Trades,

Was famous for his outrageous shades;

He wore pinching red crabs, barbecued shish kebabs,

He even wore real, live grenades!

Sulfur The Skunk

2012-02-20T00:00:00.000-08:00

Take a whiff of Sulfur the Skunk,

'Cause he lacks that signature funk;

He dilutes the smell, that makes us repel,

By rolling around in old junk.

Fad

2012-02-14T00:00:00.000-08:00

This year's most popular fad,

Is to dress like you're totally mad;

Scream out loud! Cause a racket! In a mask and straight jacket,

Colored blue or patterned in plaid.

Grounded

2012-01-09T10:33:00.000-08:00

Pregnant Pam was starting to fume,

As her twins traded kicks in the womb;

They fought such a great bout, that she had to scream out,

"You're grounded!! Now go to your room!!"

Heels

2012-01-07T00:02:00.000-08:00

The latest new automobiles,

Have eight legs instead of four wheels,

With each turn of the key, Time for a shopping spree,

For fancy new designer heels.

Cutbacks

2011-12-24T00:00:00.000-08:00

There are major cutback underway,

That could cause Christmas to delay;

The eight tiny reindeer, have been laid off this year,

Forcing Santa to pull his own sleigh.

Tan

2011-12-16T00:00:00.000-08:00

There was once a crazy snowman,

In the sun, out getting a tan;

Though he loved how it felt, It was clear he would melt,

So he collected his drops in a pan.

My Favorite Christmas Joke Illustrated

2011-12-14T00:00:00.001-08:00

What Did Mrs. Claus Say When She Caught Santa With His Mistress?

Disclaimer: This is not an original joke. I can't remember when and where I heard it.

Pet

2011-12-14T00:00:00.000-08:00

There was once an unusual vet,

Who had a dream of becoming a pet;

He could bark and eat kibble, stick his tongue out and dribble,

Dodge the swipes of a dog catcher's net.

Buck Teeth

2011-12-12T00:00:00.000-08:00

Barton Beaver's buck teeth have mutated,

From his gums, they quickly separated;

That pearly white pair, found a dentist's chair,

and returned all blinged-out and gold plated.

Maid Brigade

2011-12-05T00:00:00.000-08:00

There was once a proud army brigade,
Who were forced to adopt a new trade;
A whole band of recruits, had to hang up their boots,
And perform the chores done by a maid.

Acrobat

2011-12-02T00:00:00.000-08:00

Fisher Brown is a young alley cat,

Who's been trained as a skilled acrobat;

He swings on the trapeze, with the help of his fleas,

Who make sure that he doesn't go SPLAT!