Chicken Dance

The Andy Griffith Toilet

Gus — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:14:51 +0000

Vintage tumblr content from April 7, 2008 This morning I awoke, in the usual way, from a very strange dream. In this dream I had been preparing/ordering a large and varied meal of brightly coloured dishes all served in white tupperware and styrofoam clamshell packs. The meal was being delivered by speedboat. It seemed strange [...]

Is it new?

Gus — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:43:04 +0000

Many things are new. For one, this blog… I guess that’s what it is. New? You might ask. No! You may protest. But then, it does look different, doesn’t it? That’s one thing – I’ve migrated to using the Headway framework with WordPress (on the recommendation of my sweet friend Jessica) and you will be [...]

Need to know

Gus — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:40:16 +0000

Do you need to know? This is part of my conundrum. It is my duty to provide content to the great beast but what is right to share? Dare I say something I wouldn’t shout in the street? The topic I have been contemplating lately is the future of the human culture and how it [...]

Cars

Gus — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:19:01 +0000

Everyone who could, continued. That left many paused in stunned silence. Pilston paused just beyond the entrance to the breakwater. The sopping roar that scratched the jet of air far over his head pulled at the fabric of his windbreaker. The car had brought him here. At the bottom of the puddled concrete stair, the [...]

Mr. Clean

Gus — Thu, 20 May 2010 04:24:54 +0000

Open flood gate. Hark Hark. I look up. Old guy rockin’ tha Capt Highliner av waves a rack of fingers. Who the fuck says “hark” anymore? That’s fuckin’ shakespearean bible right there, bitch. His expression is linkdead. I crack up. Dude is totally AFK. Maybe shock. We rise past him. He tweets me, ‘floodgate’. Weird. [...]

Linkbait™

Gus — Sun, 16 May 2010 03:13:44 +0000

**Linkbait™ is for entertainment purposes only. Do not look directly at Linkbait™. Any similarity between any real of fictional person or persons and Linkbait™ is entirely coincidental. Linkbait™ is available everywhere it has not been prohibited. You too can smell as fresh as Linkbait™! Collect all 5 Linkbait™ and astound your friends and colleagues. Linkbait™ [...]

Bernard’s Slippers

Gus — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:57:01 +0000

Bernard the alligator behaved like a human. A very bad human with alligator-like tendencies to unpredictable bursts of brutal violence. It was autumn in the swamp. Autumn had never come to the swamp before. Or at least for as long as Bernard could recall. The memory capacity of his lizard brain could only hold the [...]

More crackstory

Gus — Sun, 02 May 2010 01:40:46 +0000

Gaggleplexy. This is the new term that Doc used to describe the state he is in. He sits there, legs crossed, eyes crossed, testicles crossed. He is urgently grunting in extreme pain. We do not raise an arm to assist him. We can’t, physically – we’re goofed out and thinking this is the funniest thing [...]

Snatches of alucidty

Gus — Sat, 01 May 2010 01:09:54 +0000

Tang was slumped against the edge of the sofa, his head totally engrossed in what he had going on with his tablet. Tang, man. Doc nudges him. Dude, let us in. Timbot growls in a half cough. Fuckin’ Tang been at that drawing all afternoon. I thought he was passed out when I came in, [...]

Ubiquity

Gus — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:29:33 +0000

I do not recall the moment when that cable tying me to the trunk was cut loose so as to set me adrift amongs the worst of run-on sentences ever conceived. All I know is that I find myself loose. A tumbling ball of crud in a constellation of similar objects. What the crispy corn [...]